How To Be A Master Procrastinator

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@IVameless 3 жыл бұрын

I bet 99% of the people that watched this vid procrastinated by doing so. (Me included)

@wornishwasstolen 3 жыл бұрын

I procrastinated once and it led to being yelled at by my first grade teacher because I didn’t do my homework once and got a step which means my parents had to sign a paper and I have to turn it in. The other kids who always procrastinated, didn’t even have the same harsh punishments that I had.

@justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@nicholasaliwarga9049 3 жыл бұрын

Oui

@oscarfabrisruiz3459 3 жыл бұрын

You damn right!

@Frytoons 3 жыл бұрын

*its 4 a clock in the morning my eyes a bleeding*

@hayvin4952 3 жыл бұрын

No need to teach me. I'm already saying "I'll watch it tomorrow."

@suzansstories5131 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pepitothefrogito7372 3 жыл бұрын

i did this too XD.

@lighting7969 3 жыл бұрын

Welp I’ll see this video next year

@rabenglas7771 3 жыл бұрын

I do this Aswell... Every single time I sing

@phravinlogeswaran9370 3 жыл бұрын

i can respect that

@vixencaw7551 3 жыл бұрын

The real kicker is being a master procrastinator AND a perfectionist

@ahmedtheguy3634 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I relate on another level

@en4833 2 жыл бұрын

This is literally me

@Antside 2 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@invisible7892 2 жыл бұрын

Damn why does this hit so deep

@internationalcourtyard3047 2 жыл бұрын

This is definitely facts and also definitely me

@natsuki5473 3 жыл бұрын

“Guess where your crush is,not around you” hit me on a personal level;-;

@adeshkantha7034 3 жыл бұрын

Daidus is flexing on us now that he's dating emily TT

@lilmissburberry3937 3 жыл бұрын

Best roast u heard in ur life-

@RandomPerson-yf4ox 2 жыл бұрын

Can't get hurt by that if you don't have one in the first place!!!!! *why can't i feel compassion for another being.......*

@prehistoriccreator9600 2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-yf4ox Because you don't actively seek it? or you don't deserve it?

@RandomPerson-yf4ox 2 жыл бұрын

@@prehistoriccreator9600 i mean the last part was a joke but yes i can but i literally don't even understand how my own brain works so i couldn't explain why it's hard for me to have a crush

@kurko6147 3 жыл бұрын

If you truly want to master the art, just never leave your bed and say that: "I'll wake up later".

@miyanixon3224 3 жыл бұрын

Been doing this since middle school

@jadethedragon 3 жыл бұрын

I’ll like it but u got 69 ;3 jk i like it

@melonhead9278 3 жыл бұрын

I woke up at 7 and slept another 3 hours

@baconknightproductions8297 3 жыл бұрын

Just Because I Played BOTW and Watched Kenshi Tutorials Till 5 AM Last Night That Doesn't Mean That I Have a Problem OKAY!!! I'm Just Narcoleptic All Right! Look I Drank Night Coffee and Now My Circadian Rhythm is Off! Not My Fault!!!

@kurko6147 3 жыл бұрын

@@miyanixon3224 I started in 9th grade but I'm already a master

@Emirichu 3 жыл бұрын

11:23 clever of you to sing completely off-key so the copyright claim bots dont find you

@Toeescape 3 жыл бұрын

Oh so i see your sleep schedule is broken too eh?

@scribbler1316 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t speak so soon we can’t tell till the vids lasts at least a week without being punished though if it does work I may start to try out that trick

@HinokamiMinky 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@asbs6476 3 жыл бұрын

Procrastinat La Procrastinat

@jelbell5709 3 жыл бұрын

hi emirichu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@P0nch009 3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or this video is terrifyingly accurate?!?

@3l_Raro 3 жыл бұрын

this video felt like an attack xd

@jamesmoore4856 2 жыл бұрын

yeah especially when he mention checking the fridge every 5 mins.......that hit me personally XD

@A_J-8 2 ай бұрын

Rodrick

@LumosVeil 3 жыл бұрын

Me, who's already a massive procrastinator and currently has all Fs in classes: "Interesting."

@lollie7141 2 жыл бұрын

Sad. Good luck

@yyyyyb1432 2 жыл бұрын

Ohh I procrastinate but straight A student

@nilabhradas5229 8 ай бұрын

@@yyyyyb1432 Eww

@TierZoo 3 жыл бұрын

man this was brutally accurate it's the pandemic's fault

@patrickstar1723 3 жыл бұрын

Tier zoo spitting fax.

@sharkinator8713 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think I’d see you here. Also true

@BronzedBeast 3 жыл бұрын

Tier can you do a tier list on human perks like the Workaholic, The meat head, the nerd, and the lazy? I wanna see the pros and cons of each perk path.

@fernandotrevinocastro1018 3 жыл бұрын

Tierzoo and Daidus!!?? Is this a cross over episode!?!?

@Mahfireballs 3 жыл бұрын

Wow in my head I always kinda had your guys channels as related. So quite cool to see you actually know each others work, then again you have quite the same style of slow speaking soothing voice with a relatively short video of super high quality content filled too the brim with references and nods to other things. A crossover of you guys would indeed be Legendary, I can only dream of it.

@theermac6024 3 жыл бұрын

"Sees video called "How to be a master procrastinator" on recommendation feed. *Adds to watch later

@imsohungryt-t1962 3 жыл бұрын

I did that 5 hours ago 💀

@milo-sq3sd 3 жыл бұрын

SAME AAUDJF

@cayoticsgaming2328 3 жыл бұрын

The true master procrastinator

3 жыл бұрын

The student has become the master

@samkyi7 3 жыл бұрын

that is a genius comment ngl

@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690 3 жыл бұрын

When he say "Tomorrow" I felt that.

@P0nch009 3 жыл бұрын

We all have.

@akish302 3 жыл бұрын

I literally got an add saying, "If you are watching this, you are probably procrastinating."

@strawberryy_m0ss 3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO, WTF

@CDawgVA 3 жыл бұрын

The legend returns

@CHO-bk8ge 3 жыл бұрын

return of the king

@ry0yamada 3 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@aymanb2149 3 жыл бұрын

Hhhhh figuressss

@tsukiino7110 3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes

@suzansstories5131 3 жыл бұрын

Finally

@mr.bowtie3451 3 жыл бұрын

What normal people say: Due tomorrow. What procrastinators say: *Do tomorrow.*

@darzex 3 жыл бұрын

this was me last semester, doing my assignments right before entering class, sometimes entering 5 minutes later

@godsfavoursunday9933 3 жыл бұрын

The irony is most people procrastinate but not everyone is a master procrastinator

@feliz695 3 жыл бұрын

I relate, but I lie in online class by saying "But, ma'am, I JUST TURNED IN MY HOMEWORK!" Teacher: "Then just turn it in again." Me: "I just deleted it, ma'am, since I thought that you recieved the work." Teacher: "Ok ok, just turn it in this afternoon or tomorrow." **ends up getting help from classmates through messages**

@niffry 3 жыл бұрын

"You'll fear people's thoughts about you." Sounds like my theapist

@LokheeNyx 3 жыл бұрын

*Looks at math book* “Hmm math exam study... or...” *Looks at procrastination video* “hMmMmMmmM”

@KieshaOlthuis 3 жыл бұрын

that guilty conscience part Daidus mentioned? yeah, I'm feeling that as I'm reading your comment. Got my math book opened.....and my math exam to study for.......thanks.

@LokheeNyx 3 жыл бұрын

Kiesha Olthuis Welp fellow barnacle, best of luck for your exam! Aim for that little star in the sky and uH... don’t fall for my ‘oop, oh crap it’s 1am already?’ scenario

@randomthings6977 3 жыл бұрын

*_high school has made me a professional procrastinator_*

@sprinklescat394 3 жыл бұрын

true

@user-jc2jp7rd9f 3 жыл бұрын

world class procrastinator since 5th grade science fair projects ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

@L-hargestam 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@drgonphart5415 3 жыл бұрын

Wow thanks for saying “me:” otherwise I’d have no idea you said it

@Brooke496 3 жыл бұрын

I’m only a sophomore (now a junior) but ever since freshmen test I’ve gotten even better at procrastination 😎

@simonotori1948 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that I found Daidus through this video cuz I was scared for my life one day cuz the deadline to pass my artwork was tomorrow and searched about what’s bad about procrastinating and found him. This video made me feel a lot better tbh that I was like “yknow what let me fail, I’m a master procrastinator”😂

@nigerianweebgirl6974 3 жыл бұрын

The kill la kill reference got me right in the heart

@UtaniVA Жыл бұрын

same yooo

@tess6193 3 жыл бұрын

when you're a procrastinator who gets really stressed about getting nothing done so much so that you spend all the time thinking about how you need to do it

@Pokegirl3515 3 жыл бұрын

That's me in one sentence

@kimayavidzkimmaiah8637 3 жыл бұрын

This is the definition of procrastination in one sentence

@kaivirin 3 жыл бұрын

Way too relatable. Delet dis.

@mortemwentbang 3 жыл бұрын

Me currently

@tyreseismyname2632 3 жыл бұрын

When u skip all e lessons and now have to learn ur entire last chunk of ur yr learning everything for important exams next yr. Just me😭😭

@randomperson1714 3 жыл бұрын

“How to be a master procrastinator.” Me: *saves to watch later*

@ilektrarepousi5769 3 жыл бұрын

You pulled up with the reverse card

@The_Blue_Otaku 3 жыл бұрын

I've mastered Procrastination to the point my younger brothers and family think I'm retarded

@marshall4202 3 жыл бұрын

This move requires a rank grandmaster procrastinator

@bradbland9307 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I’ve seen on KZfaq

@thijmstickman8349 3 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ver looked at what was in their watch later?

@jrilo1307 Жыл бұрын

We all watch videos about procrastination while we're supposed to do work It's a necessary step towards getting work done, but it requires so much time and effort

@karebuu1383 Жыл бұрын

Maaaan this is giving me flashbacks. I put off ALL of a semester's worth of school outputs until the last week of classes. The adrenaline rush kept me afloat over the stress. I'd say I'm a black belt procrastinator.

@bee1z354 3 жыл бұрын

finally ive mastered all scums techniques ive finally unlocked Depression

@MsFuckencia 3 жыл бұрын

we can found a club, wanna join? hahaha

@thespicestmemelord4954 3 жыл бұрын

It took you this long? Pathetic

@Aceig 3 жыл бұрын

399th like

@kaiwolahan2726 3 жыл бұрын

Greetings

@reigngarcia4076 3 жыл бұрын

Ha lol I had depression at 9

@numbnin3751 3 жыл бұрын

"Hello, I am Daidus. The Greatest Role Model of All Time" S e e m s L e g i t

@nightman2462 3 жыл бұрын

"Hello, I am DIO the most pure-hearted character in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

@thescatspreader 3 жыл бұрын

Ya it's prety legit

@aguy283 3 жыл бұрын

@@nightman2462 dio let's fight ora ora ora ora ora starplatum

@lil_paris_eli2418 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl I agree

@kurapikakurta1997 3 жыл бұрын

Is legit yes indeed

@amelia_e 3 жыл бұрын

Daidus: How to become a master procrastinator. Advertisement: “If your watching this your probably procrastinating.” *slowly dies inside*

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 3 жыл бұрын

Me in 2025: man I haven’t done this project in 5 years. It’s because of the pandemic.

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 жыл бұрын

Y’know I joked about this but at the rate this damn pandemic is going, it looks like we won’t be back to normal even by 2025 lmao

@libertia 3 жыл бұрын

You know you're a procrastinator if: You set 20 alarms from 5am to wake up at 7:00am ❌ You snooze every 5 minutes instead of waking up ❌ You wake up after a few alarms at 7:20am, get on your phone, say thet you'll get up around 7:25am and finally get up at 7:40am leaving you 10 minutes to get to the bus ✅

@evelyn7965 3 жыл бұрын

Noice pfp tho ;)))

@libertia 3 жыл бұрын

@@evelyn7965 ;)))) ANIME PRO

@bruh-zn8ju 3 жыл бұрын

i wake up at 2 pm, fuck school

@libertia 3 жыл бұрын

@BIGboi69 🤣🤚🏽 nah i gotta take a shower in the morning or i'd be stank, it's hot as hell in my room...also bro do you brush your teeth-

@laella 3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo When I had school I had to wake up at 4:50 and get in the car by 5:40, and onto the bus by 6:00 :)

@petrsvoboda3207 3 жыл бұрын

"we'll work tomorrow" *wakes up* "well i said tomorrow but it's today again so I'll start tomorrow"

@droopydraceyen3795 3 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED

@sirknightjatv5134 3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea, big brain!

@manmeergill7047 3 жыл бұрын

I'll do it yesterday

@droopydraceyen3795 3 жыл бұрын

@@manmeergill7047 nice

@AlexSmith-sz5ru 3 жыл бұрын

yup

@rebeccarichards8156 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Watching this; "How To Be A Master Procrastinator" Also me: Procrastinating The ad that comes up: "If you're watching this, you're probably procrastinating"

@akirahunter5656 3 жыл бұрын

11:15 Damn bruh, didn't know you were in an anime

@DyLimbo 3 жыл бұрын

"Then you start lying to yourself" Oof .... Sat: Nothing Sun: Nothing Mon: Nothing Tue: Nothing Wed: Nothing Thu: Nothing Fri: Nothing

@dislikebutton4961 3 жыл бұрын

FDS Dynamo I will so no worry’s

@slolilols 3 жыл бұрын

*_And the cycle continues..._*

@Lyne9190 3 жыл бұрын

teacher: "hav you finished your homework?" me: *nods nervously*

@sean2778 3 жыл бұрын

Luckily now days if they ask just leave Ur online classes call

@luisal3273 3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic jaja, I had that as a photo in a group that represented each one of us.

@aservant1284 3 жыл бұрын

2:31 love the 1984 reference

@aurallistine 3 жыл бұрын

I was being productive and drawing while watching this but this video inspired me so much I decided to play a video game instead

@scribbler1316 3 жыл бұрын

This video explains why Daidus vids take 5 months each to be completed

@telescopia4020 3 жыл бұрын

whotfisdaisy

@mariawhitaker4107 3 жыл бұрын

@@telescopia4020 no idea

@onetwentyeight128 3 жыл бұрын

i bet most of the people that like this comment didnt even know its daisy lol

@soorajpalijo2549 3 жыл бұрын

daisy???

@loliprison7759 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao fkin daisy

@luzist 3 жыл бұрын

Petition: Daidus should make his own masterclass series

@jordancruz8069 3 жыл бұрын

He actually already is. He just hasn't started working on it yet haha.

@sedatealth103 3 жыл бұрын

yesssir

@infinityice6328 3 жыл бұрын

Im joining the petition

@ninjareddoggo7181 2 жыл бұрын

Man he just put workaholics into this! Sakurai: *”Sweats profusely.”*

@furowowo 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Daidus is my spirit animal, this video perfectly describes my procrastination problem

@Burnt_Gerbil 3 жыл бұрын

Me: I’m a “crastinator...” Them: You mean procrastinator?! Me: Naw... I haven’t gone Pro yet. 😎

@fluffykat05 3 жыл бұрын

You got me good lol

@name-cn4wv 3 жыл бұрын

Nice joke

@thederpjerk4761 3 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half ngl

@kechi9021 3 жыл бұрын

Corny but hey ya got me lol

@tickle.my.pickle 3 жыл бұрын

Go PRO for only $1.99 a month

@adamius9639 3 жыл бұрын

3 important assignments due at midnight: *_exists_* Me: _procrastinates by watching a video on how to procrastinate_

@suzansstories5131 3 жыл бұрын

Me too i have to do stupid projects but I'm gonna wait 10 more mins Or more.

@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 3 жыл бұрын

My teacher just meesaged me if i dont send the assignment she gonna snitch on my dad

@dino_saurus_donkus 3 жыл бұрын

I have about 7 hours left before I have to do a presentation oh damm, yet im watching this video

@bensoncheung2801 3 жыл бұрын

How did it go?

@dino_saurus_donkus 3 жыл бұрын

@@bensoncheung2801 I somehow managed Q - Q )b

@ThatCourtJester 2 жыл бұрын

I’m the person who holds off doing important work for just gaming or watching anime. And I get it done at like 11:00 the day before it’s due.

@shugdude 3 жыл бұрын

Everything in this video is spot on, the only difference with me was that my technique with homework was slightly different, I'd just admit I didn't do it every single time and then eventually everyone gave up on me entirely and stopped trying to get me to do it. Remember that honesty is the best policy, although in this case all of the guilt and shame still remains...

@skullies2323 3 жыл бұрын

Me: *looks at unfinished 6th grade homework* Also me: *is in 8th grade*

@jameowi 3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@doodlewreck 3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@bruh......2005 3 жыл бұрын

Big mood

@datblue1104 3 жыл бұрын

mud

@diniismail4955 3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@thederpy165 3 жыл бұрын

Master Procastinator: *About to die* "Meh, I'll just die later." *Is not dying anymore*

@RustySpoke 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t wanna die I’m too tired. Maybe Monday...Actually, Wensday sound good.”

@return3116 3 жыл бұрын

lolxd bruhhhh.

@nathanniemi3447 3 жыл бұрын

Nah I’ll just procrastinate to procrastinate to die

@ozzythaswed5264 3 жыл бұрын

@blah blah blah nope the key 2 being....... you know what ima tell u next year

@POSEANREAL 3 жыл бұрын

This is like the mc of an anime in a fight about to die and then say, "nah I'll die when I'm old"

@phospenity 2 жыл бұрын

I was feeling bad about this.. and then your video comes and I'm actually motivated I'll try my best!

@AmberyTear 2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, this was me 100% when I was depressed. I still struggle with it but MUCH MUCH LESS. Now I can actually do shit, it just takes a little longer than it would for a normal person.

@Sashalivinghuman 3 жыл бұрын

“Realistically we are just procrastinating death” damn Daidus coming for my existential crisis

@codeerror6915 3 жыл бұрын

Basically yes

@spicygoldfish2264 3 жыл бұрын

shhh ill do it later

@kawaiinoodle21 3 жыл бұрын

Daidus : "guess where your crush is today, not around you that's for sure" Me : *sulks in corner* when you right you rignt..

@teenagestacker6063 3 жыл бұрын

Right!

@JuJiJa 3 жыл бұрын

Right

@rauf5185 3 жыл бұрын

Right

@Tony-rt1gr 3 жыл бұрын

left

@bensoncheung2801 3 жыл бұрын

Profile picture sauce plz

@cheybaby6732 2 жыл бұрын

Daidus has become one of my favorite KZfaqrs 😹😹😹 he’s always there when you need a great laugh

@bittersweetchild2860 3 жыл бұрын

Here is why I love KZfaq. I was clicking on this video and I got an ad, I kid you not the first thing the guy said was, “if you watching this you probably struggle with procrastination.” And I was laughing my ass off

@alliecatt3093 3 жыл бұрын

Daidus: posing after 3 months since his last post Daidus: *how to become a master procrastinator*

@hopefulbloom 3 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence...

@suzansstories5131 3 жыл бұрын

Oooop dude i didn't even notice

@Hyperfiaxtedmind 3 жыл бұрын

whoa

@lemthealchemist641 3 жыл бұрын

Me: *Has two mini essays due for English summer school tomorrow* Also Me: *Watches this*

@jahaudbedell6055 3 жыл бұрын

So how’s that summer school essay?

@lostillusion9912 3 жыл бұрын

@@jahaudbedell6055 something tells me they didn't survive

@kreater120 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I got out of the huge portion of procrastinating and actually setting my life forward. All these problems that you just explaining created by procrastinating are stuff easily missed despite it is in the back of your head the moment, that one friction of a second you realize what you're doing. And then deny it all together. My side of the story getting out of it is that I actually needed therapy for my trauma that I didn't know I had and had matured way earlier for my age years ago. Then today, I'm more childish, realizing that I was missing that from years back. I couldn't enjoy the things I wanted properly but luckily, I'm getting better in that regard aswell :D Both mentally and physically!

@jeronimoaraoz5006 11 ай бұрын

Im 15 but since I have memory this has been exactly my life. I never do anything and always delay it, and then I start lying. Sometimes I get an inspiration shock and clean my room or study but it only happens like once a year. So this video is the most relatable thing ever. Never have I ever in mi life studied for anything and Im worried of college

@duchi882 3 жыл бұрын

*10 Ways to be a Master Procrastinator:* 1. Be Lazy 2. Do things later 3. Leave things incomplete 4. Watch this video 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

@Albutt0 3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with #7. I do it sometimes

@superiorpanda6449 3 жыл бұрын

Eh...just think of the rest later...😪

@zazie8290 3 жыл бұрын

#3 i cant do that sorry

@rezzarafhan2882 3 жыл бұрын

@@Albutt0 nah I think #7 is kinda bs but #10 is the right way

@michiv4475 3 жыл бұрын

I think number #9 becau

@rebelgirl6252 3 жыл бұрын

I can't figure out if this guy is encouraging us to be this way, or warning against it.

@vlad_k0o291 3 жыл бұрын

Either way it's too late for me

@Temzy 3 жыл бұрын

@@vlad_k0o291 same lmao

@ivanfranco340 3 жыл бұрын

Hhhmm probably both

@SSRDragonblade 3 жыл бұрын

He is relishing in the madness and somehow managed to make a video out of it I say this cause I can relate.

@faker8339 3 жыл бұрын

Rebel Girl too late man gotten too far

@Shizu_Kare 3 жыл бұрын

I needed this. Thank you.

@maximnaumov11 3 жыл бұрын

Omg this is the most realistic guide I’ve ever seen. It also perfectly portrays me. It is so relatable its not even funny

@MoiraMcGill 3 жыл бұрын

I'm already a PROcrastinator, a citizen of the procrastiNATION, and yet this video weirdly makes me want to go work on a project of mine xD

@millianarakuzen 3 жыл бұрын

the *irony*

@wxvy_cdm 3 жыл бұрын

Same and its due tomorrow...eugh

@Brex10 2 жыл бұрын

I cant be asked to not be asked

@Hi_5111 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Hi_5111 2 жыл бұрын

I AM MEMBER OF BOTH THE NATION AND COLONY

@insomniaxe 3 жыл бұрын

When I was younger I confused ‘procrastination’ with ‘ma**urbation’

@TCangie 3 жыл бұрын

Nah you're good. They're the same thing

@Romeof-mm5ob 3 жыл бұрын

It's the same thing

@novaeeeee 3 жыл бұрын

I see no difference bro, you just wrote “masturbation” and “masturbation”

@crimsont7483 3 жыл бұрын

They both pass time somehow

@andreware2039 3 жыл бұрын

I see no difference 👀

@gia_the_gamergirl4130 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that I’m watching this while procrastinating on my 25 missing assignments and the cut-off date is 2 days from now is just-

@cupcakeninja3296 3 жыл бұрын

I had watched this video a long time ago and today I am a very successful procrastinator Thank you daidus

@jessturner5487 3 жыл бұрын

Video: * is about procrastinating * Sponsor: Learn! we *all* know that everyone who is actually interested in the sponsor will procrastinate using it.

@fukuronoyoru8524 3 жыл бұрын

No u can use it to procrastination

@starsfire1201 3 жыл бұрын

Yes I signed up for Skillshare in his last video. I only looked a one video and never really got on it again. Now it’s 3 months later.

@bensoncheung2801 3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@cherrysplinter 3 жыл бұрын

alternate title: daidus calling out people who are using this video to procrastinate for 12 minutes and 58 seconds

@droopydraceyen3795 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this comment is underrated.

@bluex6095 3 жыл бұрын

@@droopydraceyen3795 *criminally*

@randominternetperson8690 2 жыл бұрын

I have a huge project that I didn't even start and due date is COMING SOON AND INSTEAD IM WATCHING THIS VID YAY

@velcr0strap3s2 2 жыл бұрын

this reminded me of a narrative exam that was due 2 days ago and I’ve already procrastinated this 3 times

@spaghetticat_ 3 жыл бұрын

currently binge watching a lot of your videos instead of doing my assignments that I should REALLY start on or I won't finish them in time, again.

@vanessasonica 3 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked by this video

@devinjackson5792 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@construktnikita 3 жыл бұрын

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

@AllY0urB4se 3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@justinA.1837 3 жыл бұрын

To this day, we still don't know who Sen or Fat Guy is.

@cobaltboi4204 3 жыл бұрын

fake

@lewisbaitup6352 3 жыл бұрын

@@cobaltboi4204 its justin a tho

@magermanmcmagerson4933 3 жыл бұрын

@@lewisbaitup6352 It ain't Y

@shiomi7176 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh I think Justin Y. Is already dead seeing the A makes it more true for me xD

@nightgaurdmoved7166 3 жыл бұрын

@@shiomi7176 you know he still comments right? Just notalot anymore he retired

@scoop6489 3 жыл бұрын

Dear Daidus, Thank you for these wonderful guides on becoming a terrible, non-functioning member of society. I've spent literal years wondering how to make myself worse for everyone else to be around and fail in the future, and these videos helped me figure that out. Since I first watched this 6 months ago my grades have gone down and I've thrown away many passion projects as well as half-hazardly shat out 5 paragraph essays on various topics getting an extremely average grade. I truly do love your content and I want to thank you for making me a truly awful disgusting person. Have a good one. Sincerely, Ville

@w4tching3y3s4 3 жыл бұрын

*daidus in a maid outfit* ..... *its beautiful* .

@tadashiyamaguchi5446 3 жыл бұрын

Friends : Where do you get your advice? Me : It’s... complicated

@nicholasstone3040 3 жыл бұрын

"Guess where your crush is today not around you" ngl that made me cry a little bit too real for me 😭🤣

@HinokamiMinky 3 жыл бұрын

Fr TwT my bestie is killing me bruvs *cough* why me..

@algaebruh 3 жыл бұрын

this is the one skill i dont need a tutorial for

@grootsyt 2 жыл бұрын

This was genuinely a wake-upcall for me. Thanks. I'm going to finish my project now.

@melona._ 3 жыл бұрын

"Guess where your crush is today? Not around you, that's for sure." Me: _Good, they're staying 6 feet away from me._

@deltacream 3 жыл бұрын

Need to have that social distancing, after all.

@thederpy165 3 жыл бұрын

I mean my crush started coughing in online class and I dont wanna die young, I'm not having her bs

@melona._ 3 жыл бұрын

@@thederpy165 get a new crush

@thederpy165 3 жыл бұрын

@@melona._ I was kidding lol. I dont have any crushes, and online class (Atleast for me and my classmates) start in august lmao.

@neka3 3 жыл бұрын

YES HE FINALLY UPLOADED AFTER PROCRASTINATING FOR MONTHS

@ariel2812 3 жыл бұрын

right, i was wondering where he went

@iambumbo7534 3 жыл бұрын

he was procrastinating

@neka3 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@michaupinski6506 3 жыл бұрын

I remembered that I had three weeks to write a book to school. Now It's 5 days... but it's already 8 p.m. I think I'm going to do that tommorow.

@misakimiyazaki1859 3 жыл бұрын

i relate to this on a personal level

@virokyu 3 жыл бұрын

Diadus: "Let's hit the hay" Me: looks at the clock Clock: nearly 4am Me: "I should probably sleep, but I'm too lazy to turn off my light"

@sirknightjatv5134 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm... 5:30 now I wonder who is going to win?

@lilith_firehawk 3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh thats me every night 😩

@pierced_veil 3 жыл бұрын

Diadus.

@redwolf6213 3 жыл бұрын

I look at the time It's 2 am. I feel guilty for staying up so late Watch KZfaq to feel better Now it's 5 am! Rinse and repeat.

@127ymmfl11 3 жыл бұрын

I just sleep with the lights on lol

@soulextinguisher 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Sees video on how to be a master procrastinator "nice" *Clicks save to watch later

@ilyassebenammi7921 3 жыл бұрын

oh wait shit i just realised i have this thing i set a deadline for in 20 minutes oh god why do i do this to myself

@silversunset 3 жыл бұрын

Ilyasse Benammi How’d it go? Did you finish it? If not, rip.

@imaperson813 3 жыл бұрын

I learned everything you said in your video involuntarily

@rinlock 3 жыл бұрын

I learned this skill by instinct.

@SquigglyDestroyerofWorlds 3 жыл бұрын

“I bet this person couldn’t even make a pb&j sandwich” I feel called out

@aurelianinvictus4975 3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry bro, I can't either.

@KnzoVortex 3 жыл бұрын

I could teach you through this comment section. Ingredients 1. Two slices of bread. Ideally wheat. Not that stupaad american white bread. 2. A solid peanut butter. Ingredients should be limited to: peanuts and salt (read the label!) if it has anything else (looking at you JIF) don’t buy it, that stuff ain’t pure. 3. A solid jam. Average should have little more than fruit, sugar, and preservatives. How to make it: take the two slices of bread, apply a substantial layer of peanut butter to one slice, and add a substantial layer of jam to the other (finding the right amount of jam to not get lost in the peanut butter but not so that your sandwich is overwhelmed with jam is a balance you must find, most likely through trial and error) then apply the peanut butter slice to the jam slice. If you followed these directions carefully you should have created an easy, solid, protein and fat packed meal that will fuel you until your next.

@hello.stangncd600 3 жыл бұрын

@K nzo [Vortex1212] Now teach me how to make you do this for you. And I’d like for you to demonstrate the successful outcome of that for me too. Thanks

@onikiri1294 3 жыл бұрын

Me to

@SquigglyDestroyerofWorlds 3 жыл бұрын

K nzo [Vortex1212] my man you lost me at the letter 1. First off I’m a simple man... I know how to even take an engine apart... just don’t trust me too put it back together... but that right there... making a pb&j is just so complicated I mean... I don’t wheat physics... also how do you eat one? Do you eat it in a lateral position?

@christianmejia3562 3 жыл бұрын

Daidus: show us how to be a master procrastinator also Daidus: proceeds to talk about learning a skill in skillshare

@proffesornugget1613 3 жыл бұрын

he needs the money to procrastinate even more

@melanieturner3874 3 жыл бұрын

I used this guide today when I waited until thirty minutes before my class started to make my project that we've had two weeks to work on

@DaDarkForce991 Жыл бұрын

Man! I really should start following the guide of the video.

@callofdoodooadvancedpoopoo2483 3 жыл бұрын

When you follow Dadius’s advice on how to do something: Task failed successfully

@ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY 3 жыл бұрын

“How to become a master procrastinator.” My ADHD: *laughs*

@return3116 3 жыл бұрын

lolxd bruh.

@juheli 3 жыл бұрын

Same with my anxiety ;-;

@eszterguba8308 3 жыл бұрын

I'm currently taking online ADHD tests as procrastinating :D But as they are questionably accurate, I don't know if it means, that I just reached an other level of searching for excuses, or that I could really have ADHD :'D

@juheli 3 жыл бұрын

@@eszterguba8308 still get it professionally checked ;-;

@eszterguba8308 3 жыл бұрын

@@juheli I will soon ^^