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With how many movies Ive seen ill bashed their heads till they die

then end the assault with a V-bag

@@frankieb9444 with a what?

@@Panda-cute a v-bag is like a t-bag but instead of dipping your penuts on your foe’s face you dip your kitty in their face.

@@BuetifullPersun ohhh. Funny and informative thank you 😂

This is the only issue with home intruder films where offensive options are taken-unless there are a ton of intruders-you have to leave them alive otherwise there would be no movie….

@@CurtyTails Hey at least You're Next doesn't have that happen

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@@CurtyTails you're right but the writer should've given a reason why she won't finish the job. Maybe her trauma makes her scared to approach her attacker so she rather run away or something. She literally has no reason to not kill him right then and there.

Most people don't have it in them to willing kill someone. Even when put in life or death situations. You'd have to be in a spell of psychoses, or already suffering from various disorders that bypass the many layers of mental walls most have to harm, maim, and kill.

this is exactly the sort of random survival fun fact that I expect from the Nerd Explains/Cinema Summary comment sections

Wait, what other crap can double as fuel, and potentially last for a long time before ""spoiling"" if any. Sorry, writing a book of sorts in my spare time, and in order for it to be somewhat realistic I would need some sort of fuel substitute.

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@@CatLover-lk9gz technically anything flammable will run an engine. I know a lot of guys that buy flammable brake cleaner so that they can use it to start old lawnmowers and such. Obviously this would lead to an extreme loss in power, but it would run. Im talking, say in the case of the suburban in the video, going from 350 horsepower down to give or take 50. But it would run and move under its own power, and could even get up to speed. Would basically be about as fast as a golf cart

Yep there are special sprays you can use to start a car.

Its good to get used to cold water,if you ever fall in cold water you can be calm and not drown because of shock.

I used to be part of my schools rowing club. We had this tradition we called "baptism" for new kids. 4 people, your "godparents", would grab your arms and legs, pick you up and tell you their names. Then they'd throw you into the river. As soon as you came up to the surface, you had to scream their names. It doesn't sound too hard, so most people were really confident they can do it. But the cold water shocks your brain, makes it harder to remember the names and it's so hard to breath, yelling them loud enough is almost impossible the first time.

Were you with Sea the World SCUBA from Michigan? I ask because I think I got certified in that same quarry.

@@patrickchen1778 na I'm from Kentucky

I got certified in a lake and I thought that was cold. So glad you’re okay!!

Basically "Home Alone" if it was a thriller film.

Yeah, but in this case its kill or be killed. You do what you have to to survive. But also in a real life situation like that for her never experienced any survival situations like plus the hypothermia kicking in making all the right moves would most definitely be hard for her to do

You got to remember in movies breaking bones is a broken bone if it benefites the narative otherwise its a mild to low pain and you can sprint and move faster than the flash In real life a sprung ankle stops you and you are limping for weeks at best at worst you cant walk at all A broken bone ? I once had dislocated a wrist i could not even pick up a damn fork but in movies its put that bad boy back with a crack or two and its 95% healed Nah movies are stupid Not to mention the breath takeing pain Movies often show no pain what so ever I mean there are militery stuff meds that make you ignore the pain but still damage is damage

@@Draculas-knight yea great point. In reality if she broke the fuck out of there leg bones or killed them they wouldnt be getting up at all lol. Then end of the movie lmao. If they were smart they would have had her do that and the last 30 or 45 minutes or so they would have her trying to get back to civilization or something. Like she got in dudes car and started driving then hit a deer or totaled the car or some shit and then had to walk to the closest place with people or a phone then almost dying of hypothermia and getting saved last second by a random person or even have her die at the end from the cold. Idk something more realistic lol. Or even she finally runs into some people and they turn out to be killers or some shit and she gets killed. Lmfao sorry for the long ass book i wrote 😂😂

Humans actually have a very strong will to survive, it's scary what people do in life or death situations. Now of course this doesn't apply to everyone and there are a number of factors to consider, age, upbringing and the like. But seriously, humans can do some incredible things in life or death situations.

@@Vanlifecrisis even one broken leg would pretty much put him out. There's no way he's gonna chase her or fight properly with a broken femur.

Yeah, I mean, I'm guilty of saying "I'm going to kill them!" when I was younger, but I never actually meant it. The situations I'd actually be able to kill someone is slim to none.

Yeah but she couldve just smashed their kneecaps or something to stop them from coming after her

@@exemplariness It's not just killing, harming someone is not that easy too

yeha but its kinda annoying cause it's always happening in movies

You don't have to kill tho, just disable. Break a leg, smash an ankle, something like that.

My favorite is cinema summary his voice sounds satisfying to me but at the same time nerd explains bingxpress and cinema summary all have satisfying voices

Not to mention the easy pirating!

@@jamesreynolds1995 I love the both of them but prefer cinema summary

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@@jamesreynolds1995 I watch all of them too😂

You die almost half the time you go outside do you think outside is safe? Also it had hit over 50% in the 70s/80s I believe

Pessimism is a fine idea but it can get you killed. When there's a criminal after you or myself, it's a 147 grain hollow point or three until the threat has stopped. ... or if I observe the area of evidence around me would likely convince the responding LEO that I was somehow the criminal, it'd be a better idea to incapacitate the bad guy(s), lock them up in the basement with no provisions, and a television tuned to the food network for a week prior to calling 9-1-1.

No. Kill them. Don’t ever let them live. You’re leaving a threat alive whether you think so or not.

break their knees and they disabled for life

@@JellyFilledEmpanada "You die almost half the time you go outside do you think outside is safe?" what does this even mean?

You could’ve just said “Cinema Summery is ass” lmao Agree though, the extra time and effort really shows

@@painfullyavarage4316 bro 💀

Agreed the"other" channel makes up lame survival escape plans it was more annoying than fun

@@painfullyavarage4316 I thought about it but I'm personally against personal attacks so this was a happy middle ground. I just don't feel comfortable doing that

@@painfullyavarage4316 no need to put down his channel to bring up Nerd’s… they both have pros and cons, Nerd is more focused on the specifics and saving everything and Cinema Summary on the humor/entertainment and how to save yourself. I’ll admit the quality of his videos has gone down a bit, which makes me a bit sad, but I’ll just be waiting here for them to collaborate…

Well, they might see 4 of the 6 chambers have no bullet but that's assuming they'd be thinking rationally enough to notice that with a gun in their face. I'm also assuming its a six shooter, some revolvers have less or more.

tom shouldnt have even been outside. he should've hauled inside the min the mysterious truck pulled up. toms negligence and ignorance was his own undoing. if you are so perceptive that you could tell a guy was sketchy just from his lies alone DONT LET THE SKETCHY GUY KNOW YOURE ON TO HIM. if he'd just played dumb and made an excuse to go back in the house he and the girl couldve had enough time to run and baracade the upstairs room

@@livingcorpse5664 exactly plus being that dude has prolly had experience in this type shit he probably would have noticed

but isn't the gun upstairs under the bed? so it's not like she has it on hand

Probably didn’t want to put fingerprints on it cuz the guy killed himself with it

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Hope you are okay!! Wishing you a smooth recovery!

Get well soon! Hope it wasnt too bad

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Same here

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Damn I just got home and boitta take a shit while watching this

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Not only that, you weigh at least over a hundred pounds altogether. That weight alone could probably fracture his skull. Do a cannonball on his head if nothing else. Even if it doesn’t kill him, I doubt he’ll be that functional after receiving a huge amount of head trauma immediately following two major concussive injuries (golf club and falling upwards of a dozen feet)

I think the reason that trope exists is because the movie would simply end too early if they did that, but it also works as a sort of realism factor (for lack of better words). It's realistic to believe that a majority of these horror movie victims would not want to kill these attackers. Someone else in these comments said it better than I could but people tend to have a aversion to this type of stuff or are repulsed by gore. And it's believable that in this case, a woman with no survive training, little to no muscle, and just getting our of an abusive relationship wouldn't want to/think about killing her attackers, especially if one of them is someone who caused her to have PTSD. I know personally I'd be unable to kill my attackers as I would be left unable to even think about anything other than trying to escape because of panic. And also I just wouldn't be able to bring myself to kill someone.

@@sketchingingreen True enough, but there are still better ways to disable your attackers Tie them up, strip them, injure their legs or hands, etc.

I’m sick and tired of these hollywood female fantasy movies where they magically overpower fully grown criminal men.

@@sketchingingreen if the movie would end too early, then what about only letting such scenes happen when its about to end? or, at least make a legit reason on why the character couldnt finish the job (e.g a third criminal appears, the floors break and she ends up unconscious, she sees an opportunity to escape that cant wait even a second, etc) i know theres some people that wouldnt want to kill, but those people probably would end up dead, since real life has no plot armor, but we somehow always get the characters that refuse to kill yet also dont die because yes

Its such a stupid trope in movies, theres nothing morally good about this. Theres nothing smart behind this. They are leaving murderers, who are fine with killing humans with no issue. And not bringing them into the authorities, or leaving them crippled. It pisses me off to such a degree, I cannot stand seeing it in movies. Also cute pfp you have

my theory is just brake their ankle, I mean really what they gonna do then? crawl after you?

@@BryantVonMiller agreed also thanks I drew it:)

@@toddoughty2043 just to be safe, break both

@@raine2502 Daw cool! I really like it, whats it based from? To me it looks Elvish. Its so cool, daw you got some talent! Also I agree. Maybe break both hands as well.

First thing I thought of the second I saw the movie.

@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 Joints aren't terribly strong, if she straightened out the thumb and pushed it back with her foot she could definitely exert enough force to break the joint. Though yeah placing his thumb against a door frame and slamming the door shut a few times could probably break the bone or joint.

@@Midnight-wh2bs She could also try to position the bed by his hand and repeatedly lift and drop the bed on top of the hand to break the bones. Even lifting and then jumping on the bed to add in weight could also work in favor. All you need to do is break the hand enough to slip the cuff through.

@@Midnight-wh2bs That seems much more actionable. Considering what she can actually do while cuffed and barefoot with her fairly small build I doubt she could stomp the hand in a timely manner. But she has the gun and door if she stopped to think for a second.

@@if7723 I didn't say stomp on it, I said place a foot against the front of the thumb and push it back.

I learned about that during the 2009 Wonder Woman animated movie :D.

For real humans are much stronger with towards/away from the body not side to side stuff.

i think youll need shorter and faster strokes if you really wanna beat until death

it's absolutely a game of who can get internal/arterial bleeding first and keep any cuts from being able to properly close. But if someone isnt familiar with knife fighting, maybe potentially the shock of seeing a long, shallow cut on themselves and the blood it produces could potentially de-escalate the intimacy of the "physical encounter", in a way a much more serious but less scary looking twisted gut stab would not? (Honestly I'm just playing devil's advocate, the character Billy Ray has literally had his eye stabbed out before, haha)

@@quinnecognito6204 and that's well and good, so i'm fine with an inexperience character not doing proper slashes, however when nerd says slashes is still the way to go just closer to retention, that's where i'm picking nits at, in that nerd is giving advice

I thought the same

She also realistically wouldn’t make it out of here with two fully grown criminals around (in reality there are no “good guy” criminals who would whiteknight for her).

The only thing I can say to that is that people respond to stress differently

Nah, he was a slmp.

To be fair, she wouldn’t have much luck trying to break those windows. The windows of typical houses are usually double-paned, and that interior layer is hard as hell to crack open. I learned this the hard way when trying to break into my own house after getting locked out. First pane came off easy when struck with a rock the size of a football. The only crack coming from the second one was an audible one, not a physical one. And if you need something better than a big ass rock to break the window, you’d do better using that thing than the glass. In all fairness, upstairs windows are not always double-paned, since they won’t be beholden to the same stress as downstairs windows, but that means having to drag the body upstairs again. She could also technically try to break the exterior pane, but the house is lifted off the ground slightly, so she’d have to somehow do it one handed since her other arm wouldn’t be able to reach that high on account of the handcuffs. But as for why she didn’t put his thumb under the leg of any kind of furniture (chair, bed, table) and proceed to plop down on it to force the leg to break his thumb, I have no idea.

F*cking thank you for saying it. I've been saying this since I saw it.

it is indeed a good idea to at least try. Peronally though i think i would appriciate the fastest possible way which would make me spend less time in literally cutting someone's arm off. i could not understand why she did not just finish Bob? was it? when he was knocked.

Blame the writers, not the actors.

@@livingcorpse5664 I don't think anyone here is blaming Megan Fox....

I had to stop watching when she walked past a glass vase and didn't break it wrap some dress cloth around it and cut his hand off.😭😂

@@storyjunkie35 A fellow battle buddy! Smart thinking literally we could have made that movie a short horror instead of a whole runtime 😂 I was done with Tom walking in saying "get our story right" like fr Emmma was smart for once, call the damn cops🤣 even if they don't help asap there's a physical record of you attempting to call for help.

@@storyjunkie35 mutilate it off, I'm not sure you could cut it completely but it would do the job

Seriously, maybe it’s because I’ve watched too many movies/tv shows but, literally my first thought on how to get out this situation was to break the guy’s hand so I could get the cuff off.

@@thisismywill with a vase I don’t think you could get through bone. But you can shave down the flesh and maybe cut some joints. Hands are pretty meaty in some areas, hacking the flesh off would probably get that handcuff off

somehow i really enjoy the second idea.

What ? And not drag the body ? You are a wizard dude ! 99% of thrilers would be lame if protagonits would use brain

Shes literally handcuffed to him with maybe 1 foot of chain between the cuffs both of these ideas would not work because theres simply not enough chain length

she could have mushed the hand of her ex with the stock of the revolver holding it on the barrel... she wouldnt even have to leave the first room with him attached

Tom got himself killed being Captain Save-a-hoe.

clearly a skill issue

yup way better than cotton

He could have swallowed it

@@BryantVonMiller time for saw stomach exploring

You dont need a key to lock handcuffs. He could have left it at home

@@shauncole4392 Ya, he needed to unlock her from the bed

Great point!

You don't beat it, you just die unless you're in a military unit because at that point it's more like fighting the Taliban than zombies

@@thecommunistdoggo1008 The Taliban except 90% of the planet is full of them

"More holes for more poles! Hahaha!" - Infected woman Thanks for introducing me to this shit. It's fucking great, and a zombie apocalypse that no one would survive, especially because the zombies have the power of horny on their side.

I just started reading it since I’d never heard of it before and it’s pretty good

@@theycallmedoorway9913 and they are actually somewhat smart. They can communicate with each other and work together. It's said several times that they know how to track their prey and relentlessly search for people who are hiding. They have trapped and ambushed people. They actively try to infect people by applying their bodily fluids to bullets, arrows etc. They seem to know the effect their disgusting shit has on survivors and use it to demoralise them. And they remember stuff, they know your name, where you live... I do understand why people call a "zombie" apocalypse, but the crossed are so different even from the usual modern "infected, not dead" zombie. They aren't completely brain dead ragemonsters, they are, in a way, still very much human. They could just not murderfuck everyone, and we've seen them hold back on some occasions, if it serves their purpose. They do it because they really, REALLY like it. They don't HAVE to, they WANT to. They ENJOY it.

agreed

same thought, also the bathroom mirror and the trash can lid, that probably is made of some solid metal, could ve worked, at least deserved a try plus every lamp stand

Except for she wasn't handcuffed to a bed and could have just broke the dudes hand and slipped the handcuffs off.

Yes, what a ride! Henry Thomas(her father in the flashbacks) was the kid from E.T. You should check out Haunting of Hill House is you haven't seen it yet!

I disagree the Trolley Problem has you choosing if you kill 1 dude that has done nothing to you or let life take his course and kill a group of ppl, here you have a murderer wanting to kill you. If some one is after me is fair game.

Since she had a golf club, she could have broken his xiphoid process without having to feel the break. While it may not immediately kill him, it has a significant risk if damaging the liver, heart, and causing internal bleeding. She could have also damaged his eye. Otherwise, you would probably have to cut tendons/ligaments or break bones.

Ikr that would have been the first thing I do tbh I would have mangled his hand with a heavy object and try to squeeze his hand through and if that doesn’t work I do use the glass from the picture frame to cut through his wrist.

If the intruders come with guns, you can easily say they had intent to kill. In fact, if you robbed a place with someone and they killed a person, you would also go to jail just for being with them. You can’t prove that you weren’t there to kill them since you brought a weapon that’s intended to take a life. If the person who broke into your house unarmed and you injured them, then that’s when they can try and sue.

@@WixkedLovy Which is still absolutely ridiculous. There’s no real way to know if someone is genuinely unarmed, if they break into your property you are in your right and morals to assume they have intent to hurt you. Which is why it’s so insane that if someone breaks into your house and your dog bites them, they can sue. It literally encourages people to finish off intruders other than injure them lol

@@221Prohunter Exactly. It feels like satire that if a criminal fails to rob you illegally, they get to rob you legally. Least a corpse can’t press charges. Lmao

@@Liverator their family can

Bollocks, my 3 dogs would have killed them first... Hopefully

They're survival tips. Laws and morals mean very little to someone who's about to die.

No court would find her at fault, hes a released convict with ties specifically to her. She could not lose that court case unless she skinned him and was wearing his meatsuit when the police rolled up.

Tbh I find it hard to feel sorry for her if she'd been cheating on him and he wasn't doing some psycho shit before

@@bigslurpee2078 I mean I get that, but the people in the comments defending the dude are a bit wild

She shouldn’t have cheated.

@@frankfort332 white knighting for cheaters because they got a V is even worse.

@@BuetifullPersun Than planned murder? What are you on man

In reality she would be even more smooth brain. Cheaters aren’t known for making intelligent decisions…

As someone who has been cheated on, i had zero want for her to survive the film and was actually rooting for the intruders through most of the film. It doesn't help she makes terrible decisions constantly and is just useless overall. She really didn't deserve to survive to be honest, her overcoming the brothers(?) and surviving at the end just felt so forced to me.

@@a_loyal_kiwi88 she was being abused. Cheating is awful in 99% of cases, but cheating on abusers is fine.

@@RayFlemming7080 What a weird abuser though. Takes himself out rather than her and has this whole game set up to punish her after his death. You'd think he'd just kill her himself and gloat about it.