you too!

Me too?!! Thank you ahahaha

WIZARD: you shall bring me the orbs

Objectives: steal the orbs from Jin shin mushi

WIZARD: you need this *gives an amulet* this will protect you

Man every time

It's honestly split between either easily surviving or being doomed from the beginning. Really it depends on where you are and what you do. (Many people never had a chance, millions fleeing just means many will not make it, though most probably would survive, the dead will probably be in the hundreds of thousands)

Too true

Brave is stupid, but also pure.

What's stupid is how he suggested the characters to grab guns for protection. Like not just normal small pistol, bloody ASSULT RIFLES that weigh 3-5kg not counting ammo.

Yeah,i know..i puts me a bit off of enjoying the movie,,the writers should've made it someone more important,,not an ex-girlfriend

@@dartawnasailo4449 The moment you start questioning characters decisions, you'll see 90% of the movies don't make sense. If you ever need to put your suspension of disbelief to use, it's for that. Specially in horror movies lol.

like his mom @@dartawnasailo4449

​@@dartawnasailo4449Should made it his wife or family member. Same thing as his friends. That one girl barely knew them yet she goes along with them. Makes no sense. It should have been just Rob, his brother, his brother wife and their cousin with the camera.

@@theinsurance2450 yeah,,but other thn that,,i think it's a great movie

Same way 8 foot tall murder hobos get the drop on people in slashers, all of the bad guys went to ninja school. What the camera can't see, the protagonists can't see. The protagonists in these movies often have a 15 degree cone of vision and earplugs in at all times.

fun fact the trex was an ambush predator, it had stealth pads on its feet to cushion sound, its entirely possible a lot of these monsters and giant creatures were the same.

@@Cumfortable2not of the size they are, they’d be so noticeable

@blaxtonn3279 even if the sound is cushioned the impact vibrations wouldn't be. The T-rex was big, but the Cloverfield monster was massive. Remember, the tail was big enough to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge with one swing, and it was large enough to be eye level with buildings at least 30 stories tall and rip the head off of the statue of liberty. No cushion In the world is going to hide that impact

MAGIC!!! *jazz hands*

Because he knows the cameraman never dies.

@@brycedunn4113 but he did

​@@brycedunn4113he got bit in half

​@@Tyrannosaurusstudios shouldn't have let go of the camera then smh

Propably the first and only camera man that ever died in a movie

Finally someone noticed

And how many people enjoying the craziness of Cony Island would even notice it? It hit so far out at sea nobody would have heard it. Especially not over the noise from all the carnival rides. "How to beat the Cloverfield Monster?" - Live on a different planet.

That's exactly what I thought when he said that. Who the hell would jump to the conclusion that something horrible was about to happen?

@@wuba-luba-dub-dub Standard Human Operating procedure is to assume nothing is wrong until something is very definitely wrong, so yeah. Only a paranoid fatalist like me would panic because I saw a "glitch" in my digital camera's recording. And maybe not even me.

​@@WickedPrince3Da different city would do lol

To this day my favourite "handheld" monster movie. I adore the cloverfield series even though the other movies are if varrying quality.

There was an alien movie that uses unconventional filming like this. District 9 I think.

@@theotv5522 Another banger. Tho District 9 went more with the documentary angel. The second half is more like handheld style.

yh

The plot wasn’t really supposed to be through the eyes, it was from a camera (In the plot, the producer’s idea was to make it a “Found footage” movie), but sure sure, you could say it was from the eyes

Originally it was written that the camera man would survive, but during filming they decided they wanted to have the viewers end up vicariously eaten by the monster, hence Hudson dying

They never do in these "found footage" films.

Its not the cameraman with all the power its the camera giving the power to the holder of it

Naa he the co-camera man the real one kept rolling lol.

Which in my opinion the parasites are more of a threat

@@e.m.m.i6054 I agree with the Parasites being more of a threat because with Clover, you can atleast see the thing coming and where it is before making a plan but the parasites are small and fast and could suprise you pretty easily

​@@e.m.m.i6054exactly I would have been more concerned with the smaller parasite that the Cloverfield monster itself, because they could fit in smaller spaces.

And keeping in mind, the giant monster is actually an infant. It's the adult form you got to be really worried about

True

Except for the adult cloverfield monster in Paradox. The sheer mass of it makes the biggest godzilla(godzilla earth) look like a toddler in comparison

@@Stonedsheepu8906not unless Godzilla earth spams plot Amor

Fetching Godzilla might beat the monster, but that might actually reduce your chances of survival.

​@@Stonedsheepu8906godzilla earth would still win

i watched it so many times

I knew this movie over 5 years, but i still plann to watch it

Same here

Same 5 me too.

More importantly, don't be the camera man, we loose too many in the making of disaster movies.

⁠​⁠​⁠@@w1ndgeneral226Cameraman will just resurrect. Jesus loves you

LITERALLY that made me so mad🤦🏾‍♀️

So like the Paradox monster?

@@mrllyodyes exactly

So a newborn baby can sprout babies of its own? Damn that's some scary shit

@@ForcesofRandomness well it’s not really sprouting out babies more like the things that popped out of shin godzillas tail.

@@ForcesofRandomnessnah like tics from dogs

She was the only one who lived so she got her revenge in the end I’m glad it was her to survive

Not really the sequels were mid.

@@KillbotSw I’m talking about the first one, I do agree that the sequels weren’t that good though

@@KillbotSw the sequels were mid but first one goated

It has gotten the well deserved attention over the last few years, it‘s regarded a great modern take on found footage with an interesting setting

thats exactly why i suggested for how to beat to make a video on cloverfield, now lucky me 2 days after my suggestion with likes using an alternate account theres a cloverfield video!

Yeah because he was a simp😂

If I was him, I would’ve left her ass 😂

​@@coIakat....again

on top of it it was a baby so

@@soarin64 yeah I know, the manga reveals it was one of many that strayed away from the nest

The game referencenced the movie not the other way around

Yeah that's what I wrote

@@perico17 Damn mb

​@@Bazookabeanwhat was the reference

​​@@Bazookabeanlearn to read el bozo also no hate bro I'm just messing with ya I've done it too

Kurzgesagt moment

Plot twist: you get stuck and everyone else watched How to Beat.

if she was able to escape she would dump him and go for a chad, lol

@@nocommentarygaming2517”and go for a chad” - written by greg, 27, 236lbs

@@peabrain6872 Bruh😂

I remember watching this on cable back when it came out

Anyone who knows anything about clover field knows about the satellite. It’s been covered so many times he didn’t just watch this movie and spot it

@@isaiahwilliams2332 Well, but someone actually did notice the satellite first, so how the heck would you notice it if you had absolutely zero clue that this thing should be there?

@@DeltaCharizard there was a bunch of weird promo for the movie before it’s release. They had a website set up and it had a rough outline of what happened before the start of the movie; why the monster woke up. On th website it had talked about a satellite falling and waking up the monster they left all the breadcrumbs for ppl to find it

@@isaiahwilliams2332 welp, SOMEONE spotted it, and my question stands. As well as HTBs compliment. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@@JB-bm1to your question does not stand. He did not spot the satellite falling into the ocean he already knew it was there. The promo before the movie was released had this website you could go to that gave you backstory on the movie. On this website it said a satellite fell into the water and woke the monster up. Again it’s been covered to death by everyone who talks clover. He didn’t spot it for the first time for this video. It’s a well known fact. It’s been talked about since shortly after the film’s release

Not anymore. Paradox made them aliens

i see you watch roanoke gaming.

@mathiasemmens3451 and starting with the feet-

JUMPSCARE!!!!!

Lemme guess does it also ask for tree fiddy

I don't know of you heard, but the Slusho site is back up !! They may be doing another ARG again

@@Cat-hz7ydOh what?? that's sick! Cant believe i'm just finding out

didn't help him much since he dead

@@soarin64 yeah I guess so

Yes! That’s creative

I dunno if I buy that. The satellite fell into a busy bay near one of the largest cities in the world, not the middle of the ocean. The monster would either have been noticed by somebody way earlier, or woken up much sooner from all the activity.

Didn't the monster appear from an alternate dimension because of what happened in Cloverfield Paradox?

@Darkgun231 the satellite was built by the company Tagurato. It's what they used to monitor research the monster. Look up "Cloverfield monster destroys tagurato oil rig". There's crazy hidden lore in this film

@@MASTEROFEVIL yeah originally the theory this person said was correct but the cloverfield paradox changes things

He doesn't give a shit about them

Yup.

It was confirmed as a satellite by the director.

@@agent4337 oh I know but I'm talking about from Rod's POV since he didn't notice

Also who will run and leave their house and job just because they have seen something fall to the water? I'm not fan of him always saying things as they know they are characters on a terror movie

@@Janier1 yeah by that point nothing has happened yet so obviously people aren't gonna freak out or even notice cause people are minding their own business plus he never been to New York this is pretty accurate.

When?

@@MASTEROFEVIL in an interview

Same mine both of them too.

Why would you go east to Long Island so that you would now be on an island in an apocalypse, when from the same station you can go west to New Jersey and the rest of the continental US? Hahaha

Dang, you really know your streets. Are you native?

You got that right

You didnt even watch it yet lmaooo

Why he change the name

@@nathanielsingh8230 just because how to beat makes way more sense then cinema summery.

Mothra

I'd have to pick Mothra...Mothra's just too cool....

Mothra. She may be small but she has her intelligence and fighting capability. But I'd say she'd try and help calm down Clover instead of killing eachother

The monster came from the ocean. It's aquatic. It's TRYING TO GO BACK TO THE OCEAN. You'd be fucked

Did you ever see the monster go back to the Ocean? It wanted to brutalize New York, not return for a swim. :P@@yasininn76

Why not take a helicopter or a plane?

@@MASTEROFEVIL Did you see the movie? Helicopters aren't safe. And you have to get to a plane, find a pilot, and get an open seat. There's a million boats to choose from, and I know how to pilot a boat.

@@ryankolter6271not if you are a pilot.. hehe

Thank you. 'Grab a gun from one of the dead soldiers ' is not a good idea in this situation. First off these guys have been dead for about five minutes so the ticks that killed them are probably still around, so going into the pile of bodies to grab 'As many assault rifles as you can' is gonna get you killed. If you need a gun, grab it from home before you leave, or grab it from somewhere there ISN'T anything happening, at the very least you'll have to wait a few hours to loot the bodies above ground where the monster will hopefully disperse. Second, your not only gonna have to grab guns, but search them for ammo because if they died fighting the monsters, odds are those rifles don't have much ammo in them, worst case scenario is that you try to shoot one of them only for the gun to not have any bullets loaded. So not only do you have to pry to guns from their hands (Which takes even longer once rigor mortis sets in) you also have to figure out where they kept the extra magazines and pocket those. Third, the tip about grabbing armor is useless. If it were a gun fight, okay grab the armor if you can so you have SOME protective kevlar, but this is a monster attack, kevlar chest armor means nothing to something that will easily bite your head off. That's the big video game thinking How to Beat is doing right there, as if wearing a kevlar vest will somehow give you head protection. Plus let's say I DO have time to grab a gun and some ammo off a body of a soldier who say... Dragging his way into a open storefront away from the fight before expiring- Removing his armor is a LOT more time consuming that ripping a gun from his hand and patting him down for ammo. I'd have to constantly move the body trying to find latches that I have no idea the location of, and move the body off the armor if I do manage to unlatch it. Further more I would either have to lug it around until I can find somewhere safe to put it on, because putting it on in the middle of a pack of monsters is a bad idea because not only to I have to quickly put it on, I'd have to adjust the straps to fit my figure- Because I sure as hell don't have the same build as the National Guard.

​@@phoenixchampion7 people think that they'd be even able to operate a handgun they're not familiar with. They're just as likely to hurt themselves or a friendly than to actually have a shot at holding their ground against these critters.

Same mine too.

Even the camera man died

the director confirmed that creature was a alien...

Pretty sure it was an alien.

Technically an alien. People think she isnt an alien because shes from a different reality of Earth. But still she fits the description for the word that is alien

They reconned it. The Clover monster is from another dimension

Your vast knowledge on military aircraft is astounding, you really showed him.

Speccificly its an B-2 Stealth/Spirit Bomber able hold Nukes and other bombs the U.S Air Force has about 20 of the B-2s (BUT ITS NOT AN FIGHTER JET ITS AN BOMBER PLANE!!!)

@@SulyTheVeteran no shit

It's powered by a jet of fire. It fights. Description fits.

@@SulyTheVeteran 🤓👆

Godzilla, or Kong.

​@@jymyrionwashington6849We need Doug, the world needs him.

That's not possible tho

@@yasininn76 Go watch the video Roanoke Gaming put out on it, or go read the manga that actually takes place before the movie's events. Clover is indeed from Earth's deepest depths

Wtf, you are soooo wrong. Go watch cloverfield 3 (cloverfield paradox). This monster came to earth from another Dimension...

godzilla would be who u need. kong would prob lose in a fight while zilla just does the breath stuff and kill it

Fuck Kong, we need Godzilla

they literally beat it at the end of the movie. Hell the monster itself wasnt even the problem as much as the parasites were since the monster is just like a national disaster

Yup.

2 things. 1. I was speaking in terms of the people on ground level. Like the ones the movie follows. 2. At the end of the credits it plays a message that sounds like help us but if reversed days it's still alive. Indicating that the bombs didn't finish it off.

@@unum1979 Buuut they can still hurt it, as it is seen visibly in pain after the first bombs were dropped. The obvious course of action, therefor, is to hit it again. And again. And again, and again until it dies.

@@AdotLOM True, that logic makes the most since, but there is no way of know how much damage the bombs are doing you run the risk of running out of ammo before you incapacitated it.

It’s just so unoriginal

Because he does die. Also it's such a cringe and burnt out joke

Exactly, its weird that he is like "This should have been a clear indication of a kaiju attack, but they were too stupid to escape"

He was just looking for an open pizza store 😢😢😢

None of them have the tonnage. The monster was wounded, but survived 500-2,000lb bombs being dropped on it. More 2,000lb/FAB-1500 bombs from as many planes as possible would be the best bet

She does apparently, I would have kicked her out.

I loved the movie as well. Just found Hutch to be annoying ASF!! I also was confused about the Paradox movie as well 😅

Me!!

Yes!