How to Drive With Your Wife

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@brentlanyon4654 3 ай бұрын

The gasp. I have nearly had 100 heart attacks from the gasp.

@TerraFirmaX 3 ай бұрын

same

@bribri_sd9746 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 We can't help it!! 🤣🤣🤣

@disklamer 3 ай бұрын

@@bribri_sd9746 You choose not to, because you have learned from an early age to handle your emotions very well, so you also expect us to hold our tongue and not react as if your gasps mean anything, unless it means pull over I need to be in that shop. We know.

@susancook1448 3 ай бұрын

Spot on. My husband gets so upset with me over this! Can’t always helped!

@WastingOurPreciousTime 2 ай бұрын

The notorious gasp. My partner doesn’t do it, but my mother kills me with me.

@zedalba 3 ай бұрын

I personally love it when my wife uses her phone for GPS, then takes it to look up something entirely irrelevant just before we get to a critical junction.

@RD-hx4db 3 ай бұрын

I ask my wife which direction we need to go. She replies, "up". I tell her I'm not flying a helicopter, and she gets mad at me...

@callahan0425 3 ай бұрын

YES!

@dinap3515 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@andybailey6763 2 ай бұрын

Every time!

@9113Zach 2 ай бұрын

Use Android Auto or Apple Car Play

@alltheotherthings8410 3 ай бұрын

The quick zoom after the 69 comment got me 😂😂

@richardholtmeyer635 3 ай бұрын

I love it when they stomp their foot on the floor like they're actually braking when she thinks you don't see that semi 1000 feet in front of you.

@danielkemp4801 3 ай бұрын

It will be 99° degrees outside, 135° inside the car, she is wearing 2 sweaters and a winter coat with hat and gloves, I go to open the window and she tells me, "Shut the window,I am freezing 🥶"!!!! Lol!!!

@frontierfishingwithryanmac1981 3 ай бұрын

To quote Red Green “I’m a man, I can change, If I have too, I guess…”

@Felix6MCMLXXX 3 ай бұрын

quando omni flunkus moritati laten for "when all else fails play dead"

@SirLongfootBigNose 3 ай бұрын

Carpray hits deep 😂

@PBBBWisBec 3 ай бұрын

This is too accurate. Hubby and I just had a road trip from hell that ended in a massive fight about my *gasp*ing at his abrupt lane changes and tailgating, and how freaking COLD he keeps the vehicle (70°). Yeah, I know. My fault. 🙄😂

@ohhyoubetcha 3 ай бұрын

70° sounds like a tropical vacation to me 😁

@bradschultz2436 3 ай бұрын

Summer time wife keeps it ice cold, then we get to our destination it's 95 out. I feel like my wife invented climate change.

@scoutdog5551 3 ай бұрын

Awesome you are on the road to recovery, admission is the first step

@bradschultz2436 3 ай бұрын

@@scoutdog5551 lol

@Brian626 3 ай бұрын

70 is cold? maybe if you're naked

@n3r0wolfe 3 ай бұрын

"...and she'll get mad...until you let one rip, then she'll thank you" LOLOLOLOLOOOOL

@someone9906 3 ай бұрын

What always follows the gasp… refusing to give any sensible explanation of why she’s gasping for at least 2 minutes or answer “yes” or “no” to “Are you okay” “Is something wrong” “Should I pull over”

@aliciamarin5226 3 ай бұрын

My mom (a Michigander) was/is such a gasper that I was determined not to be one. I was driving once when my now husband and I were dating and he decided to be overly dramatic about something and screamed/gasped. I immediately pulled over on a crowded L.A. street and schooled him on "NEVER gasp/scream/yell in the car". And he hasnt since. Of course, now he's the one doing all the driving... 🤷‍♀️

@TheGraffiti600rr 3 ай бұрын

My wife enjoys hitting the seat heater for me.... even in the summer.

@ComedyBros5 3 ай бұрын

What the heck is up with these crazy women!

@Kenny-vf8tm 3 ай бұрын

perfectly said i thought it was only me

@LethaWolfStudios 3 ай бұрын

I don’t have Car Play, but I did buy a phone mount. Works great for navigation.

@TdSharp 3 ай бұрын

I have come so close to crashing due to gasps.

@justsayingforafriend7010 3 ай бұрын

This should be a National PSA every 12 minutes during the Game...

@rockthecraft 3 ай бұрын

Yo, great vid and it’s awesome to see you in better shape! Keep it up man!!

@twood552 3 ай бұрын

The gasps is almost always followed by an invisible BRAKE!

@kj7792 3 ай бұрын

😂right

@kenuber4014 3 ай бұрын

Damn dude! Have you been dieting? If so, you're looking good and ready for summer!! Lol

@axe2grind244 3 ай бұрын

“Get you feet off my dashboard and watch your Tik Tac videos” -Me

@isaacsoderlund9677 3 ай бұрын

Gasp free until Shakapee! Love it!!

@ryansumpter7277 3 ай бұрын

Never heard of "swass" until now, but I immediately knew what it means 😂

@ohhyoubetcha 3 ай бұрын

🤫🤐

@becklyn3 3 ай бұрын

Im.gonna borrow it.

@JasonFrankenstein 3 ай бұрын

It didn't even register with me that he said it, that's how accustomed I am to it... It's a term we used back in the late 1900's to say swamp-ass.

@Jules_73 3 ай бұрын

You like to keep it at 69. “Long pause” 😂

@elbowdunk 3 ай бұрын

Yes she does! And don’t call me Shirley. Awesome!!

@kj7792 3 ай бұрын

Or Karen 😂

@powertothesheeple5422 3 ай бұрын

"Until you let one rip" - that's on OG driving move right there.

@scrappydog175 3 ай бұрын

LEWIS&CLARK 😂

@2Cenery 3 ай бұрын

Nailed it dude!

@scottlowther7698 3 ай бұрын

Great video. Best one yet 😂

@ArizonaHotSauce 3 ай бұрын

I live in Shakopee, MN. I heard it too. :)

@becklyn3 3 ай бұрын

My mom was a gasper.....as a wife now i have sworn not to be that way. Drove me up a wall.

@dinap3515 2 ай бұрын

My husband and I could not stop laughing through this whole thing. He then turned to me and said, "95% of that is so you" and I can't agree more😅😂😂

@adamrad2220 3 ай бұрын

Hahaha the gasps! Man, when my wife has had some big gasps over the years, my brain definitely goes into what you said in the video, immediate fatal danger mode. I feel an adrenaline dump like 5 to 10 seconds later.

@JEALSTI 3 ай бұрын

Shakopee! Valley Fair? Valley Fair!

@katiemilady197 2 ай бұрын

YES! (gasp) 😂

@hanschristopherson8056 2 ай бұрын

The funny thing is when I was learning to drive this was my dad and my mom was actually super chill 😂

@sunsdude01 3 ай бұрын

Spot on 😂

@MagnusGroupTraining 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic video! It’s like you were on our last vacation with us!

@willkorslick8126 2 ай бұрын

The gasp happens multiple times a drive for me. Nailed it

@chuckyd19 3 ай бұрын

What my wife does when she telling me where to go and Im paying attention to the traffic in front of me,"Go that way" and my response is WHAT WAY?? LEFT OR RIGHT???😡😡

@disklamer 3 ай бұрын

Over there! THERE!!! JUST TURN

@llamasugar5478 3 ай бұрын

My husband knows better than to ask me to navigate. I can “feel” North/South/East/West, but struggle with left/right. My tendency to cry “Go West; go _West!”_ is not always helpful in the moment.

@_TheIlluminator_ 3 ай бұрын

How to not let her drive you crazy 😅

@briansierzega Ай бұрын

First thing to do is: Buy a fresh pack of smokes. They might not be healthy, but that revenge is 😂

@Crazychrissy4 3 ай бұрын

I see you’re losing weight ! Keep up the good work bro!

@thehumbledevil 2 ай бұрын

gasps, etc... fax 😆

@justsayingforafriend7010 3 ай бұрын

Nothing is so more TRUE....

@mikemeskel 3 ай бұрын

Part of the problem with using Car Play because she can’t help navigate and having a passenger princess is that not only has she hijacked the cup holders and my arm rest, but she also effs with Car Play because she starts messing with controls for no reason and somehow turns off Car Play. True story.

@TomZ23 3 ай бұрын

The whole problem with car play is it's apple. I'll take Google Maps on Android Auto any day of the week.

@ComedyBros5 3 ай бұрын

@@TomZ23 Google Maps has also proven to be more reliable and accurate.

@FJB-2024_ 2 ай бұрын

This is all SPOT ON accurate!

@codyw5799 3 ай бұрын

Gym shorts and thin t shirt. Even in the winter. That’s how I offset the temperate battle

@LadyALCO 3 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo. so true!

@lavin214 3 ай бұрын

The gasp is real

@thebenforever 3 ай бұрын

Doctor: "Based on these test results, your heart has been under a lot of strain. Adrenalin bursts randomly. Do you have sleep apnea?" Me: "Irrelevant. My wife rides shotgun." Doctor: "Ah. I see."

@dianel8530 Ай бұрын

My husband says the voice giving him directions via our car’s nav feature should gasp every time we don’t turn when she tells us to!

@hectortorres5007 2 ай бұрын

Those birds are kill deers! Funny little birds

@joywebster2678 2 ай бұрын

I tried reminding my late husband our family car does not have lights and sirens like his work one, so no that a* hole in front won't automatically pull to the right by intuition or seeing his angry face! LoL

@tehunter6569 3 ай бұрын

You forgot the selective hearing or how your right ear mysteriously goes deaf.

@VyseInglegard 3 ай бұрын

Holy moly, his is spot on. Also, Nice

@jeffweaver955 3 ай бұрын

Too accurate

@YeshuaKingMessiah 3 ай бұрын

No one’s allowed to gasp or scream in my car But meeeee lol My kids learnt quick! Moms not kidding

@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb 2 ай бұрын

My ex's tendency to gasp at literally everything + my PTSD from deploying to Afghanistan = the most exhausting road trip for no reason

@44punisherable 3 ай бұрын

Looking forward to this one day

@jeffcmo1957 2 ай бұрын

Truth all truth

@michellemirakian6250 2 ай бұрын

I can keep from gasping with my husband, but my poor sons! Everything had me tensing, gasping, and hitting the imaginary break!

@SingleSpeed666 3 ай бұрын

Coopers hawk in the blooper?!

@willbennett1272 3 ай бұрын

Pro Tip: if you don’t have duel climate control. Go buy a blanket with animals on it. You can thank me later.

@aliciamarin5226 3 ай бұрын

Car blankets are lifesavers for the frozen wife and children. 😅

@Batmann_ 2 ай бұрын

Duel climate control would be climate control that fights to the death. Unfortunately, this isn't a thing. We're just left with dual climate control.

@Odinarcade00 Ай бұрын

Thoughts and prayers for those who don’t have CarPlay 😂

@tommybootlegger 3 ай бұрын

I once asked my wife if the next turn was a right or a left on the GPS, and she replied "Gno". Turns out she was right.

@golfnz34me 3 ай бұрын

I swear every time I hear the gasp it makes my skin crawl a little.

@lylebaierlein419 3 ай бұрын

Step 1. Tell her to shut up Step 2. Drive You're welcome

@sawyererwin9514 2 ай бұрын

I used this Tortorella for my road trip went good

@kj7792 3 ай бұрын

You should do an opposite one men being the passenger😂😮

@dragorocky2 3 ай бұрын

110% accurate. She wants to navigate, and directions don't work out as planned. MY fault instantly, as for my car play? it becomes decorative car art.

@BrokeAgain 3 ай бұрын

navigation part :)

@SomeGuy-rc2lc 3 ай бұрын

She wants the car somewhere between 80° and the surface of the sun UNLESS: 1. its summer and already hot out. Then there is no correct temp. Its either too hot or too cold for the ENTIRE trip. 2. Its really cold outside and you are trying to defrost the windshield. When i need the heat on to be able to see is the ONLY time during the winter that the car is too warm.

@ryanglenn7878 2 ай бұрын

Even after the unwarranted gasp my wife WILL act like I did something wrong. "Didn't you see that car?!" The one that's one state over, yeah I saw it

@alonsoped 3 ай бұрын

On navigation I’m actually the one that takes wrong turns with GPS, so I lean on her to guide me 😅

@ricovargas9775 3 ай бұрын

I need a video on how to teach my wife to drive a stick shift. My poor clutch plate still hasn't recovered.

@cdjhyoung 3 ай бұрын

Tried to teach my wife how to drive a stick. Her - hold the rpms at 4 grand and side step the clutch. Stalls car. Tries again at 4500 rpm. Clutch survived. She blew out the differential instead. I got to learn how much fun it is to change the pig in a front wheel drive car.

@christianmccaffrey8087 21 күн бұрын

I’ve never been criticized for my driving so much until I got married

@yupperdude1 2 ай бұрын

The gps section hit me hard. Lets come together as men and put an end to this madness!

@bjones870 3 ай бұрын

How to drive with your wife: Step 1: don’t have a wife and realize you’re better off hahah

@kingdeathwish3962 2 ай бұрын

Now how do I “How to park with you wife”???

@lizardmtb6349 3 ай бұрын

OZEMPIC MUCH LOL

@alt5z 3 ай бұрын

The most enjoyable moments in the car with the wife is getting road head. 👍👍

@drewbeans5904 2 ай бұрын

What kinda truck you drive?

@tweezerjam 3 ай бұрын

Myles farts and solves problems 😂

@ieronmandan5 3 ай бұрын

Speaking of temperature,my dad would set the thermostat to 72 in the summer and called that AC,65 is what I call AC

@threecpete1 17 күн бұрын

The fact that she's snoring.... I'm not a bad driver

@BurnedNerd 2 ай бұрын

had 3 brake change the last 3 months because of the gasps... also because I drive like I am on a race track

@WhiteBoyMikey21 3 ай бұрын

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@JasonFrankenstein 3 ай бұрын

I nearly died in my wife's car yesterday. She thought 75 was an acceptable temp for spending 7 hours in the car.

@susancook1448 3 ай бұрын

Because it is!!

@Seriousmods 3 ай бұрын

Mission failed successfully: no wife to be found.

@davidtaco8890 3 ай бұрын

The best (worst), for me, is when the temp is either on full blast HOT, or off. That’s it, no in between. Then I drive, and put the temperature dial perfectly in between the hot and cold and it’s an absolutely ideal temp. SMH 🤦🏼‍♂️

@edwardranno7119 3 ай бұрын

Men and women are extremely different!!

@IzzyEatz 3 ай бұрын

Sent this video to my wife she’s like. He got skinny………. I’m like watch the video

@StephenShreds 3 ай бұрын

Teach me.

@dncprncss 2 ай бұрын

I’ve had so many female friends that gasp for nothing. I’ve learned to not feed the drama and ignore them and the gasps. Eventually they get the hint that I’m not going to go along with their gasp game. That strategy might backfire on men though. 😅