hold the flashlight straight

When my dads pissed off i tell him its better too be pissed off than pissed on and then he usually laughs and snaps outta it lol

Leave a light on in a room you are not in.

Thought for sure you were going to bring up touching the thermostat 🤣

Real story about my dad. We had a small tree fall over in our yard once from some strong storm winds and poorly being rooted in some rocky and clay soil. So we rented a wood chipper and mulched it all up. This was in autumn, maybe around September or October many years ago. So he was out wearing the flannel over his shirt. Pack of red Marlboro's in the flannel pocket. Well, a branch snagged around the jacket and began to pull him in toward the chipper. I grabbed him around the waist and pulled back. He and I both rolled away from the chipper, and it tore and took his flannel with it. (The reason why I didn't just run over to shut the chipper off was because 1. I was closer to him than the chipper and 2. The chipper was on the opposite side of a chain link fence in the driveway behind our back yard. So I'd have to either scale the fence or run around to the gate. Either way, it was easier to get to him first) After we got our footing from the excitement, I asked him if he was okay. He said, and I damn near quote him on this: "No, the fucker took my smokes!" Miss you, Dad. RIP (2009; pancreatic cancer)

My old man was born to give lectures. Circular lectures. Ones that lead back to the first point he made an hour ago that he has now since forgotten that will undoubtedly lead him through the rest of the points he's already made. Any mention of this will result in further lectures.

Using his stuff and not putting it back was a pretty effective way to send my old man over the edge

The anger is necessary. I have three teens. It is necessary. 😂

And frequently I'd hear the phrase, "if you paid attention, you might learn something."

"Dad's don't love danger, they just hate safety." CLASSIC!

This was so spot on! Lol. My dad did most of these things, and I used to roll my eyes. But now that he's been gone for 12 years, I'd give anything to have him back doing this stuff. ❤

This feels like You Betcha made a trip home recently…

My dad not being able to find a pen would send him into an endless rant about how he's going to buy every pen in the "god damn" store next time, etc. lol

Growing up is real life Inception. I despised my dad when I was growing up, and he also did not have a favorable opinion about me. Now that I'm in my early 30's, I realize that my dad didn't like that I had not turned into him yet, and I didn't like my dad because I had not turned into him yet. Now, we sit on the back patio on my property, drink a couple of beers, and stare at the corn field.

“Booking flights 2 years in advance” 😆

Love the classic Midwest split-level house. Shot right there in the kitchen/dining room

I worked as the facilities and ropes director at a camp. I was the oldest staff member (by a lot) and felt like the camp dad. I would wander around in cargo pants and new balance shoes turning off the lights and muttering about the power bill. I was trying out for The Walking Dad. I felt a great disturbance in the force every time someone touched the thermostat.

My grandpa believed it was cheaper keeping the top half of the gas tank full.

The irony is that I wasn't paying attention so I had to rewind and listen to Miles talk about the cash thing again lol

My dad blames me for losing tools to this day. Even the ones he’s lost in the 13 years I’ve been in another state

Dont mess with the thermostat!

68 degrees was for 3 rooms on the first floor. The upstairs where we slept wasn't heated even at 30 below.

Can confirm on the gas. So many times, I'd let him borrow my trucker and I'd get it back full. Felt so good to get free gas. Now with these gas prices, I wish he'd still do that 🤣

Midwest dads are so chill, my dad would be pissed over the smallest things. Like my existence.

Dad's gonna check the dipstick so he knows whether or not to chew out the "DIPSTICK" 😤

Yup this is accurate af all these things are things my dad does 😂😂😂

leaving 1 sec on the microwave. always gets me and my dad. 1.) it messes up the clock, all dads must know what time it is in every room and 2.) wasted energy to hit cancel and put in the right time.

Don't replace an empty roll of toilet paper.

Dads get mad when you do a target commercial as well

Lookin' slim, dude!

Never check your oil when the engine is still hot.

You are a funny bastard. I am a dad of 4 and you are spot on!❤

leave the frig door even slightly open.

My dad told me he was proud of me once. He was drunk and me and my sister still talk about it 😆

This is my dad and my husband🤣🤣

Me: *Turns up the thermostat by a degree from 68* Dad: *the second he comes home from work* who turned up the heat??

I'm sure there were plenty of times dad was pretty frustrated with me but he never once got mad or lost his temper. Sure do miss him.

Angry mom is way more terrifying Especially if she’s quiet THATS the stuff of horror movies

Oohhh I can’t stand repeating myself lmao I felt that one idk why but I go from 0-100 super quick

When my dad is pissed off... wait, I don't have a dad.

Don't touch the thermostat!

The dad segments are the best ones

My favorite is when my dad complains about buying anything that costs more than $20 and I tell him....well, it's not 1970 anymore and you told me your first house was $17k, my first house was $197,000.....soooo....I dont want to hear it. Grumbles and walks off 😅

I love when the card machine doesn't work, having the cash, but they don't have change. WTF!

My dad has been known to roll into gas stations on the last fumes. He's worse than I am about waiting till the last minute to fill up. But oil, yes, he is always harassing me about it 😂 he makes me check it myself, though, so I at least have time to top it up before he finds out I've been slacking 👀

My dad was a firm believer in the "safety squints" until i had to drive him to the ER (with a learners permit) to get a hunk of wood out of his eye. Now, he hands safety glasses out like candy😂

Guess I grew up in a different household. I’m not scared of pissed off dad. I am however, terrified of pissed off mom

My dad wasn't the hot tempered one of my parents. But as a teenager I do remember some incidents ... like when I loaded his gun with the wrong size shells and he had to pry them all out. Luckily I didn't fire it. And when I poured hamburger grease down the sink, and it got solid and clogged the sink. And once I got home late and tried to climb through the window. Dad met me with a gun, since he thought I was a burglar. And of course it's impossible to hold the flashlight right for any man working under a hood or a sink.

thank you for a reminder to check my oil...

Oh my God! This sounds just like me!!!😂😂😂

Oh great, I sounded like a grumpy dad the other day at khoury league practice when I complained about the kids wearing those metal face masks. "When I was younger getting hit in the face once taught ya to catch better." -me a 35 year old mom.

I get the having cash thing, those sh#t card readers F up enough to carry some. Fun video!

My dad check my sisters and my cars tags and inspection stickers. And tires. He will call you weekly to bug you about it. He was hard of hearing but could hear you touch the thermostat 3 rooms away. And he heard when my mom whispered how much my wedding gown cost to me two rooms away. He pretty much had supersonic hearing anytime money was discussed. He’s 85 and I love that man so much.

Lookin' good, Myles! Keep on movin'!

The ending was perfect!

Oh don't forget getting somewhere "on time" and not 45 minutes early.

😂 spot on!

Dad “WHERE’S THE beep beepin REMOTE?!” *stands up while yelling. Looks down and see’s he has been sitting on it* “Never mind…”

You nailed it!

My Dad’s go to was getting so pissed when I’d come home from college on the weekends and bring all my clothes to do laundry at the house. He would say “K-Boy, I swear to God I’m gonna install a quarter machine on the washer and dryer like the laundry mat. I could retire off how much laundry you do”. The funny thing is, he was paying the majority of my bills in college so he was paying for laundry either way, no matter where I did it. I guess he was just angry about paying for college and was voicing it, hahaha. Cracks me up when I think about it.

He could be saying “ happy birthday my only son “ me - what ? And here’s the lecture on how I’m not doing anything with my life 😂😂

Nailed it....

I’m not an angry guy. The world is just constantly giving me good reason to be angry, every day

Spot on Miles!

It's not that dad's like danger, it's that they hate safety. Guilty as charged.

My Dad is a rancher, he has 3 toolboxes in the bed of his "pasture truck". They all look like complete chaos but when you're helping fix fence, you better know exactly where everything is. And exactly where to put it back, down to having the wire rolled up exactly like he had it 😂😂

When my gas gauge reads a half a tank I am definitely looking for gas

Idk why I’m watching this as I will never need it, but good video!

As someone who often scoffs at safety precautions, hates going cashless, gets pissed off when I have to repeat myself, gets annoyed by my husband’s gas tank always being low and hates not having a plan … I guess I’m a Midwestern dad despite being a mom in my 30s.

Being that an overwhelming majority of husbands/Dads pass before the Wife/Mom Dad’s time is some of the most important time on the planet IMO

The "cash" one is me completely. Everyday I would ask my son, "How much cash do you have on you?". His response was always, "I don't know". I would say "How do you not know?" "Count it right now" "You should ALWAYS KNOW how much cash you have" etc.. Then I would take his misc. bills and give him a $20. Thanks for the laughs and GOD Bless.

Anyone else thinking of their dad at first and realize they (I) do about half of these. Time marches on.

As a Dad, the “what?” after saying something while looking straight into my son or daughter’s eyes blows my mind. I have to take a walk outside when I get the “what “ answer.

The thumbnail is funny. Everyone gets it, yet there's no mention in the video. In 2021 when large gatherings were restricted and the hospitality industry was getting back into somewhat less restrictive measures, i was the only chef for the hotel i worked at. Talked my way into getting an office in a better location than having previously. I took a office on the opposite side of the sales floor, with 6 or 7 empty offices, some were shared, and some were single. Staff was half of normal, so i picked any office i wanted in the empty block. Had a walk-in closet, large black filing cabinet, L shaped desk, AND the thermostat for the whole block. I kept it at 67, and as a chef, I loved it so much. Had to turn it up when meeting with people at times. Maybe 69 in winter at time because there was a draft that came through a closed off bridge to the parking garage. I was told by a 21yo today, im 33, that the music i was listening to was "that of a divorced dad." Found it funny, but i could understand from what i was listening to. Ive got a lot of those tendencies that ive noticed from simply working wanting to do better and learn.

- mowing crooked lines - using GPS as copilot on family road trips - showing any emotion

Brilliant!

A dad's time IS his most precious commodity. He's running out and it this ... Inconvenience can't be changed.

The fear turns into anger into hate and then suffering

Why is the safety squint so universal? 😂

Personal attack vid 😂

Are you in your dad’s house again?😂😂😂😂

Came home one day and knew my middle son was the last to leave for work. I counted 20 light bulbs in the various fixtures that were left on all day. Said he was looking for something. He asked what the big deal was. I told him that if he wanted to take on the electric bill he would never hear me complain again.

What this video has made me realise is that I'm apparently 100% a Dad despite just turning 30 and being childless.

Dirty clothes on the floor next to the hamper.

This is very much my dad!

He just described my dad 😭

as a genx dad with 2 20 something years olds, i agree with all of these. but, one, if they have a quarter of a tank of gas, they can slide a little. we live in a small town.

I get mad if the thermostat is over 67 in the summer 😂

Oh the plan thing almost set me off and you were just talking about it. (Dad here), and yes gas must be kept at a sufficient lvl in the tank, it's what cools the fuel pump. The 10 dollars in gas is cheaper than a fuel pump.

Good stuff...

I love having cash in me. My wife doesn’t know I bought anything if it isn’t in the banking app.

grandpa taught me alot, im sorry for the children. and "thy* shall inherit".

SHUT THE GOD DAMN LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE A ROOM. All of my kids and my wife seem to love leaving the lights on constantly.

I usually repeat back what my dad said and write it down if it's complicated to make sure I do it like he said

for my dad it was recycling paper and cardboard. I know at first it sounds crazy but at the time our house had electrical heating when rates were through the roof so he saved any and all burnable items for the fireplaces. sad note: he once had the one in our room going so much it killed my sister's hamster of heat stroke.

It takes a lot to get my dad made. If he was swearing in my presence, I knew my brothers were in the dog house. On the other hand, no one ever saw my FIL angry ever, no kidding. He could be frustrated, but you would hardly know it.

My dads dead so I have nothing to worry about but good pointers for my toddler he’s about to grow up with a “real”dad 😂

Getting rid of cash is just another way to control the people

Good documentary.

You know what makes a Dad smile? When you have kids of your own, and start complaining about them. He also would call me when the lotto was a real big jackpot, and darn near demand that I go buy a ticket. I miss my Dad.