How to kill a God

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LazerPig

LazerPig

Ай бұрын

"I should probably do a quick response video to the Putin x Carlson interview, I'm sure I could throw a 10-minute video together in a week or two"
-Said Lazerpig 3 and a half months ago
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I know it has been a while and the memory of the Putin x Carlson interview has long since become lost in the minutia of daily news from the Ukraine front, but dammit I worked hard on this one.
I set out to answer a simple question, why?
Why invade Ukraine?
The answer led me on a rabbit hole of discovery, a deep, deep sewage pipe filled with disgusting slimy grabby hands, all trying to pull me down into their retread slime holes, like that creepy old Uncle who only shows up at special events and stares at you with that weird little smile, like you can see what he is thinking in the back of your mind, and he always says things like You sure have grown into a fine young specimen of a man" and "You have a pretty mouth boy don't you?" and it makes you feel weird but everyone just laughs it off and tells you he's just a bit funny like that.
Anyway, think that but with more teeth, claws, and the Soviet national anthem blaring at you, and 12 angry Russian women are smacking you with breadsticks telling you the West's decadence will be the fall of humanity.
Anyway, welcome to my fever dream. If you're one of my regular subscribers I hope you enjoy it, if this is the first video of mine you've ever watched I can only apologize.
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Cameo Appearance by: Mr Lord HardThrasher
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Mentioned Video series by: Sarcasmitron
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Sources/References
Putin's People: A Times Book of the Year 2021 - The Story of Russia’s History and Politics
-Catherine Belton
www.amazon.co.uk/Putins-Peopl...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-euro...
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/...
(remember when Buzzfeed was good?)
www.intelligence.senate.gov/s...
(This is the Senate report on Wagners Internet research agency, most info comes from this)
www.aa.com.tr/en/russia-ukrai...
www.theguardian.com/world/201...
www.theguardian.com/world/201...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_...
www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...
Antony Beevor on Putin’s Stalin-like blunders, Lenin and Hitler | interview
• Antony Beevor on Putin...
(I 100% demand you listen to this one, but not while driving, unless you like driving angry)
gijn.org/resource/investigati...
euvsdisinfo.eu/the-st-petersb...
x.com/visegrad24/status/17562...
(I don't particularly like Visegrad24, they have some weird views on certain things and I have caught them "exaggerating" a few times, but when it comes to things like this they are often pretty solid)

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@jacobargyle1517
@jacobargyle1517 Ай бұрын
Oh no Lazerpig has fallen down 50 flights of stairs onto 12 knives! Who could have possibly predicted this tragedy?!
@OLDMANWAFFLES
@OLDMANWAFFLES Ай бұрын
He just kept rolling! Those knives seemed to just erect themselves on the spot like my wife’s boyfriend’s weenus! What a tragedy :( F in chat
@G36645
@G36645 Ай бұрын
And his basement that’s full of gasoline has been set ablaze
@ZombieSexmachine
@ZombieSexmachine Ай бұрын
Not much of a tragedy, more of a comedy
@JustAnotherAccount8
@JustAnotherAccount8 Ай бұрын
A tragic accident. Nothing more. Don't question it.
@behind_you780
@behind_you780 Ай бұрын
Oh no he committed suicide he shot himself 30 times in his back.
@theflyingeyeball
@theflyingeyeball 16 күн бұрын
Tucker: So how about them liberals Putin: 60 million years ago, there was once a race of beings known as the Necrontyr
@TheXLink
@TheXLink 13 күн бұрын
"They wanted immortality, but then the CIA showed up and dicked them over and turned them into robots. They were originally part the Russian empire, so we have the right to reclaim it"
@jemperdiller
@jemperdiller 10 күн бұрын
your tiktok brain still hurts after brief historical facts huh
@takomerp
@takomerp 10 күн бұрын
@@jemperdiller go back to gorging on burgers and russian semen
@nathanspencers5803
@nathanspencers5803 9 күн бұрын
@@jemperdillerwhat? It’s just a war hammer 40k reference
@jemperdiller
@jemperdiller 9 күн бұрын
@@nathanspencers5803 cope
@sirpepeofhousekek6741
@sirpepeofhousekek6741 18 күн бұрын
Two old men in Odessa talking about the war: -What's the news? -Have you not heard? There is a war! -who is fighting? -Russia says it is at war with NATO. -How's is it going? -70,000 Russians are dead, they have lost thousands of tanks, used up most of their missiles, and their economy is collapsing. -and NATO? -NATO hasn't shown up yet. Credit: Volodymir Zelenskyy
@mythbuster6126
@mythbuster6126 17 күн бұрын
Why do they hold nato summits on ukraine if "they haven't showed"?
@timothywootton5331
@timothywootton5331 17 күн бұрын
​@@mythbuster6126because a summit is not a war.
@Lykosas
@Lykosas 17 күн бұрын
@@mythbuster6126 Because a summit is a moment where you sit down and talk about a situation that might spill over, you know, like they're supposed to.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 14 күн бұрын
​@@mythbuster6126You're asking why NATO is having a committee to discuss the propriety of a probe into setting up a discussion on the possibility of cookies with the afternoon tea?
@mythbuster6126
@mythbuster6126 14 күн бұрын
@@JoshSweetvale Look up the definition of a proxy war. I know it's hard. giving 200+ bil worth of weaponry to a non member, providing logistics, satellite intelligence and calling it not a war, Orwell is spinning is his grave
@KyrieFortune
@KyrieFortune 26 күн бұрын
Tucker: so, liberals, amirite Putin: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
@williampanagopoulos656
@williampanagopoulos656 18 күн бұрын
God fucking dammit Douglas adams
@user-iu6qw4gr6x
@user-iu6qw4gr6x 7 күн бұрын
Hitchhiking I see
@ozymandiasramesses1773
@ozymandiasramesses1773 Күн бұрын
Thanks for all the fish
@zzrog
@zzrog Ай бұрын
"The CIA backed the American revolution" If you'll excuse me. I have a book to write.
@methyod
@methyod Ай бұрын
It's called the Illuminatus trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and it was definitely a psyop
@Lizzie-Bee
@Lizzie-Bee Ай бұрын
Eaaasy there, Harry Turtledove.
@Colink101
@Colink101 Ай бұрын
Time travelling CIA causing the American revolution so that they’ll eventually be formed. XD
@FelixMeister
@FelixMeister Ай бұрын
@@methyod I love that series. Wonderfully insane.
@blikizz9355
@blikizz9355 Ай бұрын
​@@Colink101want read that book lol
@Bustin_cider00
@Bustin_cider00 Ай бұрын
everyone forgets that the CIA has been unable to change Cuba's regime for over 60 years, and its 40 miles off of our coast
@SpaceCase132
@SpaceCase132 Ай бұрын
90 miles, but the point still stands.
@Bustin_cider00
@Bustin_cider00 Ай бұрын
@@SpaceCase132 you right
@aussiemozzie8123
@aussiemozzie8123 Ай бұрын
sounds like a skill issue
@Bustin_cider00
@Bustin_cider00 Ай бұрын
@@aussiemozzie8123 thats my point
@D_U_N_E
@D_U_N_E Ай бұрын
It's the homeground debuff, the CIA become more powerful the futher the target is - both in time, and space. Cuba being so close in time and space means they are unable to change things.
@nateghast6456
@nateghast6456 29 күн бұрын
I wish the CIA was as cool as people think it is.
@travisoliver6741
@travisoliver6741 23 күн бұрын
That's honestly the best part about this whole thing. If the CIA was actually as competent and powerful as people made it out to be, they probably wouldn't need to resort to the garbage policies that they used. If they wanted a regime change, they could just "spark" a revolution with a leader that everyone didn't hate. Hell, they probably could have taken out the USSR much sooner if they could do so.
@anonmouse15
@anonmouse15 19 күн бұрын
Those people think the CIA commits to projects costing billions of dollars and thousands of man hours just to spite them personally.
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 18 күн бұрын
Join the Cia they said, it'll be FUN!! *some analyst falling asleep looking at foreign tweets*
@Gyyghhhhjjjkk
@Gyyghhhhjjjkk 16 күн бұрын
CIA is like depends. Sometimes they are those badass super operators that deals with foreign enemies, sometimes they are just dumb fucks. Dealing with Russia and China they are those cool dudes in suits but dealing with their own problems like failing a project they are absolute idiots.
@bigmanbigpants2293
@bigmanbigpants2293 14 күн бұрын
I was severely misled by Weird Al
@phukewe4730
@phukewe4730 18 күн бұрын
I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
@dm121984
@dm121984 Күн бұрын
What do you expect from a bunch of farm tools?
@tyrannicalchocolate
@tyrannicalchocolate Ай бұрын
MISTAKE: At 28:45 Lazerpig references the David Lynch 1984 adaption of Dune, but then shows a clip from the Sci Fi channels Dune TV Miniseries from the 2000s. I am disgusted, shocked and appalled by this grievous error.
@Gigas0101
@Gigas0101 Ай бұрын
I'm not, the 2000s miniseries was great. Ian McNeice was the best Baron.
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 Ай бұрын
HOW DARE HE????!!! The David Lynch film is a masterpiece!!! And then some other guy made one even better. Man, Austin Butler is mad talented. Look forward to seeing what he does next.
@standard-anime-girljpeg6479
@standard-anime-girljpeg6479 Ай бұрын
You’re wrong, It was the CIA that did this
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
@ChucksSEADnDEAD Ай бұрын
Hope someone got fired for that blunder.
@caseycox1002
@caseycox1002 Ай бұрын
I was wondering what the hell that was
@ChuJungyin
@ChuJungyin Ай бұрын
Spartan wannabes forget that the Thebans beat the Spartans in battle.
@BettyBo-zg1ok
@BettyBo-zg1ok Ай бұрын
The Thebans taught Boebert how to beat someone
@andreatomasi3755
@andreatomasi3755 Ай бұрын
300 gay thebanees? Thebanian? Guys from thebes against the "most masculine and invincible society in ancient Greece"
@pluemas
@pluemas Ай бұрын
The Thebans didn't beat the Spartans in battle, they crushed them. The Spartans never recovered from that campaign and it was essentially the end of them as the main player in the region. The reason the Spartans were never "conquered" by the Macedonians was because they had become entirely irrelevant, which was well known by the Macedonians because Phillip was *there* with the Thebans.
@Grubiantoll
@Grubiantoll Ай бұрын
you are forgetting that most of these peoples knowledge coems from movie "300" and less from history books
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Ай бұрын
​​​@@pluemas All of the Greek States, including Sparta, knew it was more beneficial to fight WITH the Macedonians than AGAINST. There was far more to gain in plunder from afar, than to be crushed a second time and annihilated permanently by yet another superior neighbor. That's what helped the legacy of Sparta live on immortally.
@sverkerolausson2252
@sverkerolausson2252 19 күн бұрын
“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog” -Mark Twain
@Iris_and_or_George
@Iris_and_or_George 4 күн бұрын
It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain. This fits better I think😜 sorry just nerding out😇
@Bo_Jangles308
@Bo_Jangles308 17 күн бұрын
Re: that part about MK Ultra, everything said was true. It just leaves off an important part- these experiments were performed on their own citizens without any sort of consent.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 14 күн бұрын
Including the Unabomber. So MKUltra caused _that_ too.
@fabriziocossio
@fabriziocossio 10 күн бұрын
​@JoshSweetvale yes and no He was part of the experiments But not really the way people think, there weren't any drugs, torture or shit the movie tells you Instead it was a group of collage students where, you said your posture or belief in something, and literally everyone bullied you so hard, until they either gave up, or you changed your mind And considering the bomber had a extremely large ego by that time who didn't like getting critiqued, you can guess how he reacted to getting bullied about what he believed Tge whole experiment he wndured was if, with enough pressure, someone could be Made to change their beliefs
@dulguunjargal1199
@dulguunjargal1199 3 күн бұрын
Very True the US Government is sometimes just that bad you know they are known for questionable ethics but. Counterpoint: The USSR is guaranteed to have done something similar to MK Ultra and with the same lack of consent from the experimentees and that same thing probably expands to most soviet experiments especially before Mid-Khruschiev which is half of Soviet History
@thepolishnz
@thepolishnz 19 сағат бұрын
Wait till you learn about the tuskegee experiment
@alexross1816
@alexross1816 Ай бұрын
Tucker Carlson: "Please. Say something about Obama. Say something about NATO! Anything!" Putin: "There was Eru, The One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made."
@florianglinka8575
@florianglinka8575 Ай бұрын
Fuck I love this
@AlfieVsLion
@AlfieVsLion Ай бұрын
SilmBassed ..
@lek7286
@lek7286 Ай бұрын
Silmbased and Telpilled
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 Ай бұрын
Wow... Didn't know that Putin was an LOTR Stan. 😁
@spacedragon1453
@spacedragon1453 Ай бұрын
LOL
@bobjones574
@bobjones574 Ай бұрын
Ok, the American Revolution being a CIA Operation is now my favorite conspiracy theory.
@KPW2137
@KPW2137 Ай бұрын
Something tells me it is going to gain some traction :D
@greggstrasser5791
@greggstrasser5791 Ай бұрын
The American rebellion was caused by Illuminoids. We know Cabalists influence is strong in Masonry.
@felixfiedler4982
@felixfiedler4982 Ай бұрын
I always knew. Somehow the Americans are involved in there.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 Ай бұрын
So that's where Doc Brown's delorean went.
@Chasmodius
@Chasmodius Ай бұрын
The Chronomantic Intelligence Agency?
@lordmashie
@lordmashie 3 күн бұрын
99% of the pushback against this vid is just "Ok librool 🤓" Great argument guys, round of applause.
@gernhartreinholzen3992
@gernhartreinholzen3992 20 күн бұрын
Tucker always looks like you just insulted his mother, and he's about to cry any second.
@joanahkirk338
@joanahkirk338 18 күн бұрын
More like you insulted his mother and he doesn't understand what it means. He feels he should cry, be upset, but he's a bit confused on what's happening
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 18 күн бұрын
Im happy now that someone has actually said this because every tucker video I see I can't focus because he looks so lost 😂
@joanahkirk338
@joanahkirk338 18 күн бұрын
@@Twilly790 Your mother is an alligator from Mars
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 17 күн бұрын
@@joanahkirk338 oh, and yours is a whore
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 14 күн бұрын
​@@joanahkirk338no you
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 Ай бұрын
Tucker: "liberals, right?" Putin: "yes so a brief history lesson, 13.8 billion years ago... (2 hours later) And that's the background context for why Muscovy formed, now, anyway..."
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Ай бұрын
Lmao
@victorcapel2755
@victorcapel2755 Ай бұрын
"Before Sauron, there was Morgoth... ...and thats why Ukraine is Russia"
@Tikkibasse
@Tikkibasse Ай бұрын
our whole universe was in a hot dense state
@nopewhy6047
@nopewhy6047 Ай бұрын
​@@Tikkibasse bazzinga joke goes further than boomer
@RJManette
@RJManette Ай бұрын
​@@victorcapel2755 This comment is the 2nd god tier comment I've seen today about lord of the rings 😂
@TerryOCarroll
@TerryOCarroll Ай бұрын
"Was the French Revolution a colour revolution?" The French Revolution was a tricolour revolution :)
@theq4602
@theq4602 Ай бұрын
you can tell this commenter is french because they misspelled color
@cattibingo
@cattibingo Ай бұрын
Sock ray blue!
@candiman4243
@candiman4243 Ай бұрын
@@theq4602 you can tell this replier is American because they've never heard of British spelling before
@petermccannell7565
@petermccannell7565 Ай бұрын
​@theq4602 says the American, our friendly neighbour to the south
@jonw7214
@jonw7214 Ай бұрын
Still ended in a dictatorship though, Napoleon was a CIA plant confirmed.
@OmegaEnvych
@OmegaEnvych 22 күн бұрын
It's funny to think that some really think that invasion of Ukraine was a result of some shadow organisation, while in reality, Ukraine tried to get free from russia for a long time. Even if we will not count UNR/ZUNR in the 1910-1920s which ultimately fell under Soviet attacks, we can trace fights for Ukrainian independance from 1940s (and much feared by russians Stepan Bandera and his group that was going against USSR and was willing to go anywhere including some less desirable ways like conspiring with nazis (then again, this was case of, as we say "Toad fucking a snake" equally awful options where no lesser evil was to be found and germans had better promises for Bandera than russians had)) up to 1980s-1990s when lots of people were going for referendum to leave USSR as it fell apart, to 2004 with "Orange Revolution" where Victor Yushenko won presidential elections and was strictly anti-russian and he got enormous support from population. Yushenko was not able to hold leadership for long in the end and his political opponent - pro-russian Victor Yanukovich got control in the end, however he also couldn't hold control over country as in 2013 another, actual revolution happened and he was thrown away and had to run to the russia which ended up with russian invasion to the Donetsk and Luhansk regions and occupation of Crimea. Basically Ukraine was, for a long time, against russia and Putin but he saw himself as a savior and "Stupid Khokhols" didn't understood his virtue in his way of thought. What's worse - it is general russian way of thinking. And tbh, typical western way of thinking. Westerns generally don't see genocide or racism if victim of those actions aren't way too different visually from opressors - Ukrainians and Georgians as example, don't look too different from russians, but if you would go to russia, you will likely hear really racist takes on other nations - black-asses, khokhols and other racial slurs are used by russians against Ukrainians as often as american white supremacists will blame n***** in all of their issues. And I heard that shit by myself when I was in russia in 2012, and gladly avoided slandering because of my perfect russian so most of them never even though that I was Ukrainian.
@chameleonh
@chameleonh 19 күн бұрын
I agree. As Lazerpig said, everything in russia is seen as fight for life, if you go to Moscow and they pick up that your accent is from outside the region... you're gonna get treated like shit. There are many different ethnicities in russia, many people in russia speak one of many other languages in their home.
@ivandmitriev5748
@ivandmitriev5748 23 күн бұрын
Невероятно, но я даже узнал что-то новое про эту ситуацию. Мне очень радостно что та пыль что моё фашистское правительство кинули в глаза всему миру наконец-то рассыпается, и у нас появился шанс уйти свергнуть этого проклятого упыря
@beeenjoyer5024
@beeenjoyer5024 17 күн бұрын
Ты просто непредставляешь насколько меня эта «пыль» достала. Даже в прибалтике я постоянно встречаю РОВЕСТНИКОВ которые верят что РОССИЯ МАТУШКА с Владом на золотом коне их всех поспасает, idiocracy
@xiphine
@xiphine 15 күн бұрын
​@@beeenjoyer5024 дак в Прибалтике, Германии и на всяких Брайтонах таких как раз валом, ибо это старые "колбасные" мигранты, которые при нём не жили
@kanabis134
@kanabis134 15 күн бұрын
Any second now
@MrYarik04
@MrYarik04 15 күн бұрын
😂 у тебя разве что нахуй пойти шанс появился. Вернее, всегда был
@golemgolden4670
@golemgolden4670 9 күн бұрын
Stay safe lad, your time will come
@destroyer_fletcher7415
@destroyer_fletcher7415 Ай бұрын
Hard Times make Hard Men Hard Men make Good Times Good Times make Soft Men Soft Men make me Hard
@senorpepper3405
@senorpepper3405 Ай бұрын
Yikes! Got my eyes on you fletcher👀
@LuisLopez-iw5zx
@LuisLopez-iw5zx Ай бұрын
You had me in the first half not gonna lie (but I agree).
@ColonelSandersLite
@ColonelSandersLite Ай бұрын
@@senorpepper3405 He *REALLY* likes chasing after those submarines.... If ya know what I mean....
@woodjohnn
@woodjohnn Ай бұрын
One hard man can make a room full of soft men hard.
@trolleriffic
@trolleriffic Ай бұрын
@@ColonelSandersLite I heard he's packing a really big gun as well...
@HistoryofEverythingChannel
@HistoryofEverythingChannel Ай бұрын
0/10, needs more scotch eggs
@rudatkatzn9171
@rudatkatzn9171 Ай бұрын
Now that's certainly a surprise.
@sunnex474
@sunnex474 Ай бұрын
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@ayindestevens6152
@ayindestevens6152 Ай бұрын
@@rudatkatzn9171I’m not
@Cryo_Cake
@Cryo_Cake Ай бұрын
oh hey its my favourite swedish youtuber!
@nlwolf1steivn900
@nlwolf1steivn900 Ай бұрын
wel wel wel hello there
@olegoleg258
@olegoleg258 29 күн бұрын
I clicked on this video, not knowing the KZfaqr, expecting a deep dive into world building, fantasy lore and help on how to design and write a universe What i instead got was a deep dive into human lore
@ArbieLyvias
@ArbieLyvias 25 күн бұрын
I felt that oh my gosh
@moosesues8887
@moosesues8887 21 күн бұрын
What were y’all expecting the thumbnail was screaming something else 😭
@michaelwen5540
@michaelwen5540 18 күн бұрын
The thing is fantasy cannot be too detached from reality, certain logics apply no matter where. So sometimes learning a bit more about human lore helps build that fantasy lore.
@aetherial87
@aetherial87 24 күн бұрын
Hey LazerPig, if you switch to refrigerated sticks of butter I estimate you'll have approximately 17 more minutes of reasonably functioning existence.
@cynthiaherbst3909
@cynthiaherbst3909 24 күн бұрын
20 with some intervals where only olive oil as a substitute
@RazorsharpLT
@RazorsharpLT 6 күн бұрын
...I don't get it. Did Putin poison someone's butter this time?
@kahlzun
@kahlzun Ай бұрын
so, the Russian equivalent to "Thanks, Obama" is "The CIA did it"?
@p_serdiuk
@p_serdiuk Ай бұрын
No kidding, there was a meme about Obama personally taking a dump in the Russian apartment complex entrances or elevators, since that's a common sign in extremely poor areas of the country. (See the indoor plumbing statistic)
@nebufabu
@nebufabu Ай бұрын
Pretty much. I'm surprised LazerPig didn't mention it, but look up "Dulles' Plan" and how that thing was around in some form or another from at least the 1960s, though it only formed into an out-and-out co...cy theory post-USSR. (Complete with its key "document" being a plagiarized passage from an obscure novel. Whoever fabricated it was REALLY old-school.)
@SamAronow
@SamAronow Ай бұрын
@@nebufabu If I had a nickel every time a Russian fascist composed a conspiracy theory based on a "key document" plagiarized from an obscure novel, I'd have two nickels.
@tbomb69
@tbomb69 Ай бұрын
@@SamAronowwhich isnt much but its weird that it happened twice
@thepolishnz
@thepolishnz Ай бұрын
Except thanks Obama was tounge and cheek
@BrotherAlpha
@BrotherAlpha Ай бұрын
Two points: 1.) "There's no conspiracy, in fact, there's no one in charge." is the theme to a Canadian horror movie called Cube. Great film. Check it out. 2.) There's a channel called History Matters and a lot of their videos are "Why did Country X invade Country Y". The narrator will explain the circumstances that led to the war and at the very end of most videos, he finishes with, "In short, they invaded because they thought they would win." I think that applies here.
@rbaxter286
@rbaxter286 Ай бұрын
A final summary like "because they though they would win" is a shuck-and-jive of monumental scale. Said once, it may be entertaining. Said twice or more is just time-wasting repetition and a pointer to the possible time wasting of the entire video. See, you can impute the SAME to the video, so why waste everybody's time, other than the clicks?
@HANKTHEDANKEST
@HANKTHEDANKEST Ай бұрын
Everybody should see The Cube, it's criminally underappreciated outside of my country and even 25ish years later it's still creepy as hell.
@nyxian4832
@nyxian4832 Ай бұрын
History Matters makes very surface level content and never actually explains stuff though. Sweeping shit under the ruf with "they thought they would win" is genuinely detrimental to how we look at war
@C4Aries
@C4Aries Ай бұрын
I remember watching the Cube when it came out but I was too young to really understand it. I only watched it because it had Nicole de Boer in it.
@reaperz5677
@reaperz5677 Ай бұрын
@@rbaxter286 "Said once, it may be entertaining. Said twice or more is just time-wasting repetition and a pointer to the possible time wasting of the entire video." Why are you offering this kind of critique? History Matters gives much more context than "They thought they were going to win" - the phrase "they thought they were going to win" at the end is said to basically just sum up that the invading country had a lot of advantages, the ones that were explained during, you know, the 3-minute short video. I don't get it. Either you've watched a History Matters video like that, which means that you should KNOW your criticism is unfounded and that you're just yelling at a brick wall, or you haven't watched a single video - which means that you're just... what? Giving critique based off of a KZfaq comment? In which case I ask why are you criticising something you haven't bothered to even watch? That's just stupid.
@gregd806
@gregd806 19 күн бұрын
Ok.. As a Journalist, THE good journalist Works for the People, Not the state.. Tucker isn't a journalist anymore, and even he was baffled by this old Russian fool's Waffling..
@Zaaphod
@Zaaphod 19 күн бұрын
Ok. I HAVE lived in Eastern Block. Admittedly, only for two years before Velvet revolution swept that crap aside. But still. My grand grandma was actually a political prisoner. And even after her rehabilitation, my dad only got to university because commies were so desperate to get new engineers, that they actually shorten the study cycle from 5 to 4 years and just took in everybody who was even remotely interested. I have never experienced that sheer joy of collapse of communism, but twice in my life I have seen something similar. How people united and through democracy ousted two different prime ministers trying to install oligarchy. And then they both returned. Mečiar only shortly, as an insignificant servant of now much stronger and much worse version of himself, Fico. Twice I saw democracy triumph and then be dashed out by populism, lies and smear campaigns. Fico is back. Worse than ever. It even got so bad that somebody tried to shoot him dead. And for me, as a father and a patriot, that silent kind, who just loves this little country, once certain lines are crossed, I will be there, in the front row of a massive crowd, protesting, and, if nothing else helps, rioting. No CIA needed.
@mr.jancok4413
@mr.jancok4413 Ай бұрын
Rest in peace Lazerpig, died due to suffering a rare diseases called "a bullet to the head, and falling from 5th story building", we'll miss his grunting sound
@MultiBjorn21
@MultiBjorn21 Ай бұрын
I thought it would be suicide by plutonium 239.
@princemoneycat5294
@princemoneycat5294 Ай бұрын
Damn there goes my latin teacher (lazarpig is as insane as my Latin teacher)
@notNajimi
@notNajimi Ай бұрын
“It’s so sad that lazerpig died of novichok”
@kahel5820
@kahel5820 Ай бұрын
Don't forget to sweeten your tea with some polonium
@Rigel_6
@Rigel_6 Ай бұрын
@@MultiBjorn21 good ol' radioactive tea
@moe2184
@moe2184 Ай бұрын
Tucker:so uhhh wokeness Putin:"So there were these aliens called the necrontyr-"
@joedatius
@joedatius Ай бұрын
lmao that gave me a good chuckle.
@James-9999
@James-9999 Ай бұрын
Tucker- so bush your invading Iraq Bush- let me tell you a short story about Christopher Columbus
@obisvanainobis9950
@obisvanainobis9950 Ай бұрын
Putin:"So they were inslaved by gods because of their own hubris-"
@ryelor123
@ryelor123 Ай бұрын
You gotta admit, Tucker did more harm to Putin's personal image than anyone else.
@obisvanainobis9950
@obisvanainobis9950 Ай бұрын
@@ryelor123 he let him further dig his own grave
@user-qu8nx8ug5d
@user-qu8nx8ug5d 22 күн бұрын
As russian i can say that you are really close to the truth, a lot more closer than most popular american and west media. Respect for great research work.
@helicoidsniffer1303
@helicoidsniffer1303 18 күн бұрын
Какую окрошку любишь, русский?
@RazorsharpLT
@RazorsharpLT 6 күн бұрын
Honestly i highly recommend Sarcasmitron, the name pig threw around in the video. He has an amazing video on how a fake cultural war caused a real one.
@SiphonRayzar
@SiphonRayzar 2 сағат бұрын
And what is truth then, if LaserPig is only "close" to the truth?
@LimpBicepz
@LimpBicepz 25 күн бұрын
My family were late resettlers from Germany. They arrived under the reign of Catherine the Great, around the 1800s. Catherine the Great ruled from 1762 to 1796, and it was during her reign that many Germans emigrated to Russia, so we can estimate that this happened in the late 18th century. At that time, my family moved to Russia, settling in various regions such as what is now Ukraine, as well as other parts of Russia, or later the USSR. They lived in German villages and worked under Catherine the Great’s policies. Eventually, the USSR emerged, and with it, the First and Second World Wars. From that point, my family's fortunes declined significantly. They experienced the full brunt of Communism. For example, my great-grandmother lost eleven of her siblings; only two survived the Communist regime, as they were killed simply for being German. It was enough for a neighbor to point a finger at you, accusing you of being a spy, and you could be killed. My family was also deported. I know many stories from my ancestors about their struggles to flee, only to be captured again. It was incredibly difficult for them to practice their religion or even to speak German. They were tortured, deported, and scattered across the country, with parts of my father's and mother's families ending up in Ukraine. Later, they suffered under the Soviet policy of forced famine, specifically the Holodomor, which was a strategy to starve the population. As mentioned, they were deported, killed, and slaughtered, much like in Nazi Germany’s concentration camps. Eventually, as the USSR began to collapse, they fled. By then, they were spread across the map, with parts of the family in Kazakhstan, parts in Uzbekistan, and parts in Ukraine. I have diaries from my great-grandmother, recounting how beautiful life was there. But once the Tsarist regime fell and Communism took over, their lives steadily worsened.
@misterkuul267
@misterkuul267 Ай бұрын
My theory is that Putin is an overconfident Heart of Iron 4 player
@bjorntheviking6039
@bjorntheviking6039 Ай бұрын
He really does seem like he'd be a fan of paradox's historical grand strategy games.
@matthew-nq9sk
@matthew-nq9sk Ай бұрын
Just how Farming Simulator controlls all Tractors in Germany, so does ever Hoi4 Player controll the eastern front
@dulguunjargal1199
@dulguunjargal1199 Ай бұрын
Lol Putin forgot to put the Ultra-Heavy MBT SPAA support company into his Hypertension HFHFHFH Division for 2 extra hard attack no wonder hes loosing the war
@Toskin
@Toskin Ай бұрын
Hey, no need to insult HoI4 players.
@kashk42
@kashk42 Ай бұрын
He tried playing Germany on Very Easy with historical focuses on and pulled a win, and then said "I can do Very hard with historical focuses off, watch me!"
@jackgamer6307
@jackgamer6307 Ай бұрын
Lazerpig is entering his anime final season arc; killing gods
@PerishingPurplePulsar
@PerishingPurplePulsar Ай бұрын
See also; the inevitable end game of pretty much every D&D campaign
@discipleofdagon8195
@discipleofdagon8195 Ай бұрын
He's gonna ride into battle on a comically tiny steed and halt the stars at this rate.
@cynthiaherbst3909
@cynthiaherbst3909 Ай бұрын
I don't know why but for some reason I see him riding a Siberian Wolf Hound just to add extra salt on the wound of Ruski Mir's ego while dressed as the Conan parody from the video he did on how funny it would be if Russia had to send T34s. Deep cuts
@pawemackowski451
@pawemackowski451 Ай бұрын
Maybe not final season. After killing god, there is still a room for Third Impact. He should change his attire to Ikari Gendo, tho.
@paulpinecone2464
@paulpinecone2464 Ай бұрын
This isn't even my final morf
@bodeeweichel6070
@bodeeweichel6070 21 күн бұрын
I'm in the national guard and know people who have been to Iraq and Afghanistan. They are people who still feel the effects of those wars respectively very strongly. It scares me to think I could be next regardless of where I'm sent to.
@helicoidsniffer1303
@helicoidsniffer1303 18 күн бұрын
Да ладно, че ты! Россия - это сафари! Ничего не бойся! 1 000 000 дохлых укрофашистов и 8 000 дохлых натофашистов это подтвердят из своих могил!
@rodm8113
@rodm8113 18 күн бұрын
It's a big racket. I've been deployed to the middle east and it's nothing special. Only an incredibly tiny fraction of the military will ever even be on a front line. The real losers are the civilians who live there
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 18 күн бұрын
Don't be to scared brother. Think of the ones you care about around you. The ones who will have your back in the suck.
@PenguinCrayon269
@PenguinCrayon269 15 күн бұрын
>joins military >fears war
@Twilly790
@Twilly790 15 күн бұрын
@PenguinCrayon269 everyone is scared. Your a liar if you say you aren't
@tycho_m
@tycho_m 12 күн бұрын
this is the most confusing Elden Ring tutorial I've ever watched
@cyber5304
@cyber5304 11 күн бұрын
lmao
@override367
@override367 Ай бұрын
Merkel has said her greatest regret was underestimating Putin, she legitimately thought that what they were building was what Putin would go for, because it made the most economic and security sense for literally everyone
@artisticcannibalism1350
@artisticcannibalism1350 Ай бұрын
Her fatal mistake was believing that putin was a rational actor... It is a mistake that we are all guilty of making.
@HellbirdIV
@HellbirdIV Ай бұрын
That was the mistake of every Western leader of the post-Cold War period. We assumed that the Russians, the Chinese, the Arabs, and everybody else would see the prosperity of the secular, democratic West and so eagerly work towards making their own societies open, secular and democratic to emulate our success. But these people were raised by authoritarian ideologies. Might makes right is the foundational value of their societies. They weren't going to change their way of thinking just because one major player dropped out of the game. They saw our wealth and did not think "We want the same", they thought "We want to take theirs".
@sebastianrubin7476
@sebastianrubin7476 Ай бұрын
@@HellbirdIV It didn't really help that when they _did_ try democracy, one of the most common winners was socialism - not as in the Soviet Union, but rather, _actual_ socialism. As in, "our natural resources belongs to our nation" and "fair wages and fair conditions for our workers." Which wasn't very popular with the big western corporations which rather enjoyed the insane profits to be made by extracting resources with no regard for environmental protection and outsourcing factories where they didn't have to pay attention to things like "worker safety", "overtime", "paid leave", or indeed "no children" and "no slaves"... And the response of the Western governments was to violently overthrow the budding flower of democracy and reinstate whatever local strongman was willing to play ball and sell out their countrymen. This is _literally_ where the entire concept of "Banana Republics" come from.
@Dralchemy
@Dralchemy Ай бұрын
she ruined her own country, why would anyone expect her to have anyone but her best interest at heart?
@NathanDudani
@NathanDudani Ай бұрын
EcOnOmIc SeNsE
@sp1r1t2001
@sp1r1t2001 Ай бұрын
The part about London in the end had reminded me of Pratchett "No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops."
@caim3465
@caim3465 Ай бұрын
I love Terry Pratchett
@rbaxter286
@rbaxter286 29 күн бұрын
"When dragons belch and hippos flee My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose. Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day! We can rule you wholesale Touch us and you'll pay."
@bitbear.90
@bitbear.90 28 күн бұрын
oh yes, RIP Terry :_)
@noahfranks984
@noahfranks984 28 күн бұрын
What book is this?
@Maric18
@Maric18 28 күн бұрын
@@noahfranks984 Eric, i think
@countcampula
@countcampula 18 күн бұрын
Nicotine men create good times. Good times create weed men. Weed men create bad times. Bad times create nicotine men.
@agxryt
@agxryt 23 күн бұрын
"america bad ... Something something, Iraq war." I appreciate you calling out the radicalism on both sides equally man. They share the same pathology, after all - a surrender to reductionist paranoia, and other of humanity's baser instincts and emotions. Just stumbled on your channel, but def going to subscribe. If you're curious about Putin's mindset, Vlad Vexler is an academic on KZfaq who's spent a lot of time analyzing him. He makes really good videos. He's also a really well-rounded advocate for liberal democracy. He's great
@konradoziom2222
@konradoziom2222 Ай бұрын
One mistake. Bears can be domesticaited and join the military. You just need Poles to do this. I mean, Wojtek was.
@ShadowFalcon
@ShadowFalcon Ай бұрын
Fucking Polish madlads 💪💪
@janhornak5739
@janhornak5739 Ай бұрын
Wojtek *surely* wasn´t domesticated, he just volunteered and the polish military were too scared of him to decline.
@stevenbrown8857
@stevenbrown8857 Ай бұрын
​@janhornak5739 and he shat ruskies 😂
@bomoose
@bomoose Ай бұрын
@@janhornak5739 least patriotic pole
@pustysrodeczek8102
@pustysrodeczek8102 Ай бұрын
Bear is simple thing, you give cigarettes, pat it and show where to take amunnition and the bear do. It is easy. But like man, only the polish militray could recruit a fucking bear and made use of it againt the nazis. To quote one dude from youtube that I don't remember his name: "Despite living in cold harsh climate of eastern europe, when it comes to war, the Poles have absolutley no chill"
@Beowulf-sn8ir
@Beowulf-sn8ir Ай бұрын
The trad LARPing from Russia is a little absurd if you dig into the numbers. They face most of the problems that the *decadent* west does and in almost all cases are worse, low childbirth, high divorce rate, high rate of HIV and other STDs, high rates of drug addiction, etc.
@Joural0401
@Joural0401 Ай бұрын
Aside from low birth rate, most of those problems are associated with poverty. (HIV is a mixed bag but "maybe" on that one) So not surprising at all lol.
@catritonix
@catritonix Ай бұрын
that and we have waaaay more boykissers than everyone thinks.
@HANKTHEDANKEST
@HANKTHEDANKEST Ай бұрын
@@catritonix Russia will lose this war of cultures chiefly because they refuse to weaponize furries and femboys
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 Ай бұрын
Their abortion rate is far higher than the US
@TheLazyass111
@TheLazyass111 Ай бұрын
they were the inventors of Krokodil, no stable society has a fucking Krokodil addiction problem. I know we aint that much better, but damn, they were on the leprosy drugs a whole decade before the rest of us
@kobilowi6146
@kobilowi6146 Ай бұрын
On the whole thing that people who lived under communism are left mostly scarred: I live in East Germany. The people here lived in the GDR. That wasn't communism, it was socialism, but the same can be said about most Eastern Europe countries and at least argued for the USSR. A mot of the older folks here in East Germany remember at least part of the GDR kind of fondly. There is a saying "not everything was bad". The police system and the constant surveillance was really bad, and of course the system wouldn't have worked without it, but still the memory is for some people ambiguous.
@rabarbarum
@rabarbarum 23 күн бұрын
I mean, speaking as a Pole...it's true. The authoritarian tactics were a nightmare to live with, but the socialist policies weren't bad. They did away with illiteracy, allowed for social mobility, modernized the countryside, introduced a much-needed land reform, built a solid public healthcare system (think Religa's open heart surgery, or the response to Chernobyl), built public education, reduced income inequality, and so on. I'm too young to remember actual Communism, and no wonder that people did not like the dictatorship. At the same time the socialist policies made Poland a better place to live than USA at ther moment. Student debt is not a thing around here, and that alone says a lot.
@bonononchev634
@bonononchev634 18 күн бұрын
Everyone remembers their childhood fondly, especially those that did not suffer repression ... but they are wrong. And the scars run deeper than they show, especially the learned helplessness in politics ...
@timothywootton5331
@timothywootton5331 17 күн бұрын
The people who suffered the most are not around to talk about it any more. Just saying.
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 16 күн бұрын
My coworker was born in 1959 and lived in the GDR, talking to her about her life is very fascinating. She told me she was really into the system strongly supported the government and even encouraged boys her age to serve the military. However when she wanted to go to university, the system completely failed her given her circumstances. Essentially, she was not allowed to go to university despite being highly qualified, cause her family was too high in status. So she was told to work as a farmhand for half a year, she'd then qualify as a working class member and then get a place in the university she so desired. She then became a measurement engineer (I think it's called) at Zeiss. This little incident ripped away the mask of perfection and she could see that the entire system in the GDR was fake. This caused the first few cracks in her support and she very quickly became disenfranchised. There's also stuff like Bulgarian workers being housed in her apartment complex, but in order to prevent mingling of these Bulgarians with GDR citizens, overnight the floor that she lived in was seperated into a GDR-section and a Bulgarian section. Just imagine, you come home after work one day and everything's normal, the next day you leave your home and suddenly there's a wall halving the floor right in the middle. In the end, she applied to leave the GDR in the very early 80s. The very next day, she was barred from going to her job, had to take another much lower one as punishment. She had to report to the police weekly (with a friend hanging out in front of the police station to make sure she actually got back out!). The GDR is remembered fondly by apparatchiks and those too young to feel the realities of life back then. It certainly helped a little that the GDR was the most prosperous soviet vassal state as well. "It wasn't all bad" is true, there were good things in the GDR as well, but the day-to-day living circumstances were simply unacceptable and the political system was inhumane at its core. It's easy to declare something to be good, when you deliberately overlook all the bad stuff. Rose tinted glasses for _a past that never was_ is one hell of a drug.
@peadarocleirigh1896
@peadarocleirigh1896 20 күн бұрын
9:20 the "someone" who "stole" Putin's pen is Oleg Deripaska. One of Russia's wealthiest oligarchs. Still in Putin's favour today.
@georgetazberik6834
@georgetazberik6834 Ай бұрын
Last time I was this early Putin was still in the KGB.
@thelvadam2884
@thelvadam2884 Ай бұрын
last time i was this early germany just gained alsace-lorraine
@lasskinn474
@lasskinn474 Ай бұрын
he never left, the acronyms just changed. that's why he went into politics, he couldn't retire without risk of death. climb up or die. ukraine was symbolic for him, fearing what happened there to happen to him. this is the color revolution fear.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Ай бұрын
Last time I was this early, Bismark had Paris under siege.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Ай бұрын
​@@lasskinn474 This. So much this.
@fds7476
@fds7476 Ай бұрын
There is no such thing as „ex-KGB“.
@adamsilverman2
@adamsilverman2 Ай бұрын
It is interesing to see how people from the west see Putin's motivation as complex (going either way), where as those of us who live near Russia see it simply as "Moscow does as Moscow is (trying to conquer anything in their proximity, so business as usual since 1500)".
@seneryy
@seneryy Ай бұрын
Yeah, esp when some shit union crawls as close as it is possible towards the border smh
@20chocsaday
@20chocsaday Ай бұрын
There was a book called SILVER set in some European communist country. Two of the men at the works wanted to take out the good looking young woman that weekend. They came to an agreement and I was looking forward to the action the winner might have that weekend. But I was disappointed. The boss took her out using the works' car.
@ivanvasiliyvich9745
@ivanvasiliyvich9745 Ай бұрын
Unironically, I think you are pretty correct. It seems that Russian leaders kinda just do shit for personal glory and legacy. They see the straight up worship of their past leaders, and all want to be Peter the Great. For a guy like Putin, being remembered as a great Russian conqueror is about all the justification that is needed. All the politics and leveraging of the decades of embarrassment that the Russian people have experienced is a means to an end.
@landywilson
@landywilson Ай бұрын
From the West.... Putin's motivation is to expand Russia's border to a defensible forward position. That was the point of the Warsaw pact, and the USSR overall.
@landywilson
@landywilson Ай бұрын
The thing is, Russia doesn't have anything that the rest of the world wants. That's besides the point, that Russians are dying ethnicity.
@Gearhead221
@Gearhead221 12 күн бұрын
The Tucker-Putin interview was a slow-motion car accident: you don't want to stare, but you just can't bring yourself to look away.
@defaultusername7491
@defaultusername7491 20 күн бұрын
nice try, but I know who's really behind it all; the Jamaicans.
@Floedekage
@Floedekage 20 күн бұрын
Never really hear anything about what's going on in Jamaica... What are they up to!?
@Game_Hero
@Game_Hero 9 күн бұрын
they keep talking about having "one love" and "that every single thing is gonna be alright", soft propaganda to prepare minds for their world domination!
@BettyBo-zg1ok
@BettyBo-zg1ok Ай бұрын
"then they're going to hop on that like Epstein on a high school prom" LMAO
@sarahalderman3126
@sarahalderman3126 Ай бұрын
🤢
@BettyBo-zg1ok
@BettyBo-zg1ok Ай бұрын
@@sarahalderman3126 ikr
@Moonstone-Redux
@Moonstone-Redux Ай бұрын
Or as Paper Skies would like to put it, "The Soviet Union wouldn't be the Soviet Union without (insert absolute absurdity that can only happen because of the intricate web of bureaucracy that the Soviets made for themselves)"
@theleva7
@theleva7 Ай бұрын
It's non-Euclidean transdimensional web of bullshit all the way down
@joeymitchell4594
@joeymitchell4594 28 күн бұрын
I'm more confused at the end of this video than I was when I started...
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 28 күн бұрын
1:06:06 as an example. Switzerland is the directest democracy in the world. At the same time, the spirit of the "nation" of switzerland is over 700 years old by now. Only interrupted for a year or three by Napoleon. This nation spent 700 years slowly learning and training republic systems, and ideas of everyone voting, everyone having a voice, and democracy, to its population. No other nation or culture today can claim this. So no wonder no other nation so far managed a democracy as direct as switzerland.
@Skaldy1
@Skaldy1 22 күн бұрын
Not possible by standards of democracy, since states exist and only democracy is stateless societies. If you mean by "western standards" not having resources and oil helps with not getting educated on democracy
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 22 күн бұрын
@@Skaldy1 the fuck are you talking about?
@Skaldy1
@Skaldy1 22 күн бұрын
@@ethribin4188 Obviously, i am talking about why democracy doesnt exist anywhere in the world. Hence your comment is idiotic.
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 22 күн бұрын
@@Skaldy1 youre either a troll, or your definition of democracy is different from mine... Or youre unhappy with your own democractic government and drank some kind of anti democracy coolaid.
@Skaldy1
@Skaldy1 22 күн бұрын
@@ethribin4188 you are either stupid or on drugs. Concept of democracy is same everywhere in the world since Greeks defined it by combining 2 words(demos and kratos, people and power). When Greeks practiced it, they didnt have much of a "government" hence we learn about it in Plato's Republic. From it's description, it resembles some kind of anarchist community. So yeah i am pretty sure you are just on drugs. What you have in you shithole country is called illusion of a concept. Largely used by organized governments to keep their caged animals under control. What Greeks tried to achieve was Utopia and what we have in west is cheap chinese copy of the entire concept.
@yuriinthedark
@yuriinthedark Ай бұрын
At one point tucker asked if america was the modern dying roman empire and putin just started talking about AI and how elon musk is a smart man
@josephp.1919
@josephp.1919 Ай бұрын
Putin would never flatter america by comparing it to the Roman Empire, even one in decline.
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 Ай бұрын
Probably out of mercy, as it is a well know filo-Slavic theory that the final heir of Rome was embodied by the Russian Empire and later on the CCCP (a stretch, but it is hard to imagine a man like Putin ignoring this crucial part of slavic lore and giving it to the US)
@soljafon
@soljafon Ай бұрын
Least incoherent conservative dialogue:
@StandTallTx
@StandTallTx Ай бұрын
@@soljafonWhich is quite the accomplishment all things considered.
@helwrecht1637
@helwrecht1637 Ай бұрын
@@soljafonstrawman and uncharitable. Be better
@petersmythe6462
@petersmythe6462 Ай бұрын
Tucker: "so why di-" Putin: "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
@thepolishnz
@thepolishnz Ай бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power
@An_Actual_Rat
@An_Actual_Rat Ай бұрын
​@@thepolishnzNot from a westerner.
@rangda_prime
@rangda_prime Ай бұрын
Good Sir, you have won the internet. We can pack it up and log off forever now, it's peaked and only going to get worse from here on.
@anzyroadside2374
@anzyroadside2374 15 күн бұрын
I don't think there's any sense of superiority when the people can't even afford basic necessities like security and food. Excessive insults on both sides have turned me away.
@ShadowMuppetX
@ShadowMuppetX 27 күн бұрын
"We've never once attempted to stop an American eating dinner." Yes, but given the prevalence of metabolic disorders over here...maybe you should?
@Haduuna_Wrur
@Haduuna_Wrur 26 күн бұрын
Heh... Aight, take my like.
@thatoneinasuit6404
@thatoneinasuit6404 Ай бұрын
So after this video, if LazerPig goes missing it's either the C.I.A, F.S.B, .K.G.B, F.B.I, M.I.6 or UPS thats done him in
@irgendwieanders2121
@irgendwieanders2121 Ай бұрын
UPS going postal...
@thatoneinasuit6404
@thatoneinasuit6404 Ай бұрын
@@irgendwieanders2121 faster to your door than ever before!
@Bustin_cider00
@Bustin_cider00 Ай бұрын
i think he's the ATF
@thatoneinasuit6404
@thatoneinasuit6404 Ай бұрын
@@Bustin_cider00 don't give my game away, also nice dog
@grandmaster6166
@grandmaster6166 Ай бұрын
Why would they whack their own guy lol?
@MichalisG1821
@MichalisG1821 Ай бұрын
"You're from Sparta, and they're from Athens. Or Thebes. Fucking Thebes." As a Greek, this is perhaps the most accurate breakdown of regional stereotypes that exist in my country today.
@enriqueperezarce5485
@enriqueperezarce5485 Ай бұрын
Didn’t the Thebeans fuck the Spartans so badly they basically became irrelevant in Greek politics
@VenomPulse
@VenomPulse Ай бұрын
FUCKING THEBES!
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones Ай бұрын
That analogy is funny, because Athens outlived Sparta by a significant margin.
@Hrrrrrrrrrreng
@Hrrrrrrrrrreng Ай бұрын
Good to see over 1600 years nothings changed lmao.
@alexmarkantony605
@alexmarkantony605 Ай бұрын
@@Hrrrrrrrrrreng αυτο ειναι τοσο αληθεια
@jonasreese8689
@jonasreese8689 13 күн бұрын
Me watching Lazerpig mysteriously disappear the moment he boards a passenger plane flying through Russian Air Space
@SLDimarco
@SLDimarco 27 күн бұрын
I could not for the life of me validate your statistic on 48% percent of Russians not having an indoor toilet. The closest I came to it, was a tweet from Rory Flynn stating: "Per Russian State Statistics Service Rosstat, 22.6% of Russians do not have indoor plumbing. In rural Russia, almost 2/3rd's have no access to indoor toilets, 48.1% use outhouses and 18.4% do not have a sewage system." Most stats I came across put the number in the 20 - 25 percent region. These are significantly different statistics, especially considering in regions with permafrost it would explain the outhouses. This is not to refute or downplay the severity of poverty within Russia, but just to point out that when issuing statistics you double check them and provide sources, otherwise it can come across as you trying to mislead folks.
@dentheduck2095
@dentheduck2095 26 күн бұрын
He is a propagandist, just look at the preview, lmao. Only them would dehumanize others if they don't meet their views
@Haduuna_Wrur
@Haduuna_Wrur 26 күн бұрын
...Isnt 48% use outhouses functionally the same as assuming those 48% are using outhouses for lack of an indoor toilet? I doubt someone would choose the outhouse if they had an indoor toilet right there.
@SLDimarco
@SLDimarco 26 күн бұрын
@@Haduuna_Wrur that is 48% of rural Russians which is a subset of the overall population
@Haduuna_Wrur
@Haduuna_Wrur 26 күн бұрын
@@SLDimarco Ah, I see where I misread, my bad.
@MrSkoresh
@MrSkoresh 26 күн бұрын
The funny part about this statistic is that Ukraine (according to their own reports) has a higher percentage of outdoor toilets in the villages, although unlike Russia, half of their country is not covered by permafrost. Somehow, these statistics show how “barbaric and wretched” Russia is (and in part I can even agree with this, although this situation is improving), but the same logic does not work for Ukraine, and some even blame Russia for this too, as if Russia was somehow preventing Ukraine from developing all these years (by paying billions of dollars for gas transit through their country).
@Razgriz_Swordsman
@Razgriz_Swordsman Ай бұрын
35:42 We can learn two things about this 1- You know the conflict has gone to shit when the Mercenaries are amongst the most """"well behaved"""" factions. 2-You know your coup attempt is absolute rubbish when Belgium has to get involved.
@EasyGameEh
@EasyGameEh Ай бұрын
"i'm a god. how can you kill a god? what a grand and intoxicating innocence."
@copomho
@copomho Ай бұрын
shame on you, sweet lazerpig
@Zarincos
@Zarincos Ай бұрын
I don't know why Morrowind content seems to be having a resurgence lately but I'm here for it.
@manospondylus4896
@manospondylus4896 Ай бұрын
@@ZarincosBecause Dagoth Ur‘s voice lent itself shockingly well for AI-voice memes, which became a huge trend last year
@kotzpenner
@kotzpenner Ай бұрын
I was extremely disappointed to not having this in the video and even pretty low in the comments. It was my first thought upon seeing the title.
@EasyGameEh
@EasyGameEh Ай бұрын
@@manospondylus4896 dude, dagothwave is 6 yo at this point. ai is just a minor disturbance in the fanbase and meme space.
@Balorandy
@Balorandy Ай бұрын
35:58 The first modern concentration camps were implemented in Cuba during the governorship of Valeriano Weyler. In fact, it's from Weyler's program that we get the name "concentration camp" As such, Spain was the inventor of the modern concentration camp, not the UK.
@timothy705
@timothy705 4 күн бұрын
Took me 3 clicks to get from the Wikipedia page in icecream to Hitler.
@GasparGa
@GasparGa Ай бұрын
Please CIA, if you are reading this, my country, Hungary is ready for a regime change. Do your thing please, I'm sure we still have some oil hidden somewhere!
@PopeMetallicus
@PopeMetallicus Ай бұрын
No no, we're not falling for the "we have oil I swear UWU" trick again! I mean......ok how MUCH oil are we talking?
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger Ай бұрын
Brother, as an American I hope for the best for the Hungarian people in spite of the asshat y’all have in charge. I genuinely hope that things Hungary get better.
@tjarkschweizer
@tjarkschweizer Ай бұрын
I'm afraid your government needs to pass "socialist" policies first. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't your current government extremely right wing?
@idioticproductions4000
@idioticproductions4000 Ай бұрын
Didn’t stop us with Saddam
@PopeMetallicus
@PopeMetallicus Ай бұрын
@@tjarkschweizer Not right wing enough
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher Ай бұрын
"All birds fly, and therefore are evil!" What about bees? Well, if you go by the legal definition of bees set out by the state of California, bees are in fact fish, and fall under the same legal protection as other flying fish. So the evilness of bees is to be determined on a case by case basis.
@user-ox3du2pv2v
@user-ox3du2pv2v Ай бұрын
I expected Bee movie joke(
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher Ай бұрын
@@user-ox3du2pv2v I apologize. Do you like jazz?
@Destroyer_V0
@Destroyer_V0 Ай бұрын
He also forgot bats, sugar glider possums, and a vast menagerie of both extinct and living creatures capable of flight, that are not birds. But he made his point.
@thunder2434
@thunder2434 Ай бұрын
​@@Destroyer_V0Sugargliders cannot be evil they're simply too cute... I hope?
@isaacbrown4506
@isaacbrown4506 Ай бұрын
Blue Jay 💀
@Imperial_Squid
@Imperial_Squid 15 күн бұрын
1:00:30 "hypnosis doesn't work if you know you're being hypnotised" disagree, erotic hypnosis is very effective and very fun and I'm well aware it's going on when it happens (this sounds like I'm writing a joke but it's unironically true lol) "you can't hypnotise someone into doing something they don't want to" is true though
@CarrotConsumer
@CarrotConsumer Күн бұрын
Seek Jesus.
@Imperial_Squid
@Imperial_Squid Күн бұрын
@@CarrotConsumer we are made in god's image, god's one hell of a kinkster
@yari4046
@yari4046 18 күн бұрын
hum hum far left and far right are the same thing im a political scholar now
@jhf2121
@jhf2121 18 күн бұрын
Both have fallen hook line and sinker for essentially the same geopolitical conspiracy theory. George Soros is simultaneously a CIA plant knocking over countries for the US and trying to destroy the US with wokeism.
@ausername8699
@ausername8699 13 күн бұрын
Authoritarianism is still Authoritarianism, no matter what banner flies over it.
@ShadowFalcon
@ShadowFalcon 2 күн бұрын
Well, they both seem to be pointing towards a "big boss guy" who'll "totally fix anything". And when the "fixing everything" involves stuff like political purges, and gulags/kz camps, then I think we're justified in ignoring the shade of the wallpaper.
@highgeneralkage2748
@highgeneralkage2748 Ай бұрын
I feel so bad for Lazerpig. He just wants to talk tanks and aircraft and instead he has to write an hour and a half long rant about the dumpster fire that was this interview. Rest in peace Lazerpig's sanity. Rest in peace his emergency wine bottle's contents. (Edit) and rest in pig, the remaining wine in his cellar.
@kamilszadkowski8864
@kamilszadkowski8864 Ай бұрын
He mentions politics and attacks his political opponents in most of his videos. He was happy to make this one while pretending his is forced to. If he was reluctant he wouldn't record, edit, and post a video so quickly after the previous one.
@labtec514
@labtec514 Ай бұрын
​@@kamilszadkowski8864that's the joke
@kamilszadkowski8864
@kamilszadkowski8864 Ай бұрын
@@labtec514 I mean, yeah should've noticed
@stevenr8606
@stevenr8606 Ай бұрын
​@labtec514 I'll drink to that 😮😂😂😂😂
@sallyforth9905
@sallyforth9905 Ай бұрын
About the wine bottle's contents... sure you meant to say "rest in pig"? ;)
@Kraut_the_Parrot
@Kraut_the_Parrot Ай бұрын
I still have not watched the full interview. I just can't. It makes me want to stop.
@jacey320
@jacey320 Ай бұрын
holy shit its kraut
@MartinKuras
@MartinKuras Ай бұрын
@@jacey320 My thought exactly!
@Baumstumpf.
@Baumstumpf. Ай бұрын
Thanks for the eastern Europe video. It was really interesting ^^ By the way it is good to see that Kraut and Lazerpig share a hate for Chomsky
@MartinKuras
@MartinKuras Ай бұрын
@@Baumstumpf. Indeed. Since i hate that bloke too, i feel elevated by your comment. Thank you!
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ Ай бұрын
it plays like a dementia patient babysitting a kid too kind to leave
@pileofhagfish
@pileofhagfish 23 күн бұрын
A few of my coworkers immigrated from Russia when it was the USSR, and the one in my little section tells me stories of how it was. Glad he got out and is now here calling geese 'water chickens', he's great and our best craftsman frankly
@coyoteblue4027
@coyoteblue4027 22 күн бұрын
I think you're missing something important about color revolution/CIA meddling here: the point isn't necessarily to inculcate a new revolution and arrive at a specific outcome, rather, it is to disrupt, disuade or destroy an ongoing people's revolution or economic/legislative ethos in the target country that threatens american capital interests, and in that regard the CIA's track record is quite successful, despite the objectively ridiculous methodologies they occasionally employ. At the end of the day, in each of these epispdes, it is clear which interests have won out.
@hunterbeck5057
@hunterbeck5057 18 күн бұрын
He isn’t, because that’s exactly the point. Sure, these organizations can do as you described, but they can’t pull some insane generational longcon and topple a government based on fabricated issues that didn’t exist when they started.
@newcarpathia9422
@newcarpathia9422 Ай бұрын
As John Oliver said, "Russia: The country that's always funny until it suddenly isn't."
@cowmath77
@cowmath77 Ай бұрын
John Oliver is the Tucker Carlson for liberals (I am a liberal). He’s constantly cherry picking and rearranging talking points to construct doomer narratives; and I don’t like it.
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 Ай бұрын
​@@cowmath77 Have you never watched the last 5 minutes on any of his segments?
@thecursed01
@thecursed01 Ай бұрын
@@cowmath77 not a liberal in often used sense, more a classical meaning of it, so...conservative by today's usage... so i should disagree with john a lot...i think john oliver isn't really doing that to a big level. some coloring maybe, but he is good at separating the facts from the fun he makes around them and the story behind it. so, if you'd compare them on a journalism level, i think john is better at staying with reality. have to admit though...i didn't really watch much of tucker's stuff in the past.
@greggstrasser5791
@greggstrasser5791 Ай бұрын
@@jorenvanderark3567 Fuck John Oliver. I got no sympathy for immigrants from places that aren’t 3rd World shitholes: and those people need to stay in their own country & make it less of a shithole. Besides that, he’s a Ziotool.
@Polit_Burro
@Polit_Burro Ай бұрын
As Oliver John said: "The USA: The country that is "very concerned" about "human rights" until suddenly "Gitmo!"
@emperortj2035
@emperortj2035 Ай бұрын
I remeber that factory shutdown video it was the thing that opened my eyes and made me go "Wait a minute, forcing people to prop up a posibly failing enterprise at gun point isnt cool and badass its something a totalitarian dictator would do".
@kahlzun
@kahlzun Ай бұрын
it was also quite obviously a staged performance for the cameras. Like, not even a subtle one.
@josephp.1919
@josephp.1919 Ай бұрын
It also doesn’t do anything. If factories are closing down there is an underlying cause. The closures are just a symptom. Okay now you force one factory to stay open. With what money? If it’s not profitable to run, how long before it just shuts down again . A big strong man running around and forcing evil corporations to stay open is only a successful “leader” in the mind of a moron.
@user-vp1uh4qc9f
@user-vp1uh4qc9f Ай бұрын
Когда правительство США спонсирует бизнес от банкротства, это другое?
@CatManOfTaste
@CatManOfTaste Ай бұрын
@@user-vp1uh4qc9fvery different lol
@silver1340
@silver1340 Ай бұрын
@@user-vp1uh4qc9f они не делают этого под (предполагаемым) дулом пистолета.
@Phitelite
@Phitelite Күн бұрын
Comment to increase interaction
@EdgyNumber1
@EdgyNumber1 Күн бұрын
Added a comment and like to this comment for the same reason.
@NapoleanBlown-aparte
@NapoleanBlown-aparte 6 сағат бұрын
​@@EdgyNumber1added a reply to this reply to this comment for the same reason as both of you
@martinlysy
@martinlysy Ай бұрын
Yeah, my mother lived in communism, It was litteraly grey era of czech history, you can imagine it like Russia is leech that sucks resources from all satelite states. for instance, large amount of nuclear fuel into bombs was mined from us. There was only one political party, if you didnt vote, you could have problems in work or in social life. You couldnt travel beyond borders, border guards would just shoot you. There were no normal products in shops or they were out of stock all the time while in west, all was plenty. Culture was extremely censored, popular songs were basicaly black market. Artists were sanctioned, if they didnt do what party would tell them, they could end up in chains. The system was bassicaly designed to be corrupted. that leech system couldnt hold and was destined to collapse. I imagine how would Czechia look if it wasnt for half of century in communist hands. My country would be propably on top of many things as it was before second world war. Old people in my country often say "but there were no homeless people", yeah, because they were in chains and/or forced to labour under hard conditions. Young hipsters that often proudly say that they are communist and despise west world they live in know nothing, they would not survive communism. The biggest failure of civiliaztion as whole is that communism isnt prohibited as radical ideology.
@kirzaka8
@kirzaka8 18 күн бұрын
Pretty much exactly what my grandmother told me aswell. Crazy to think that something like a nazi (*rightfully so*) is publicly degraded & insulted but communists are allowed to congregate and are praised online, while they are fundamentally so similar.
@martinlysy
@martinlysy 18 күн бұрын
@@kirzaka8 Its bassicaly same, imo, look at how russia works today, they are trying to make their people proud of their soviet era, yet they are heavy police state, bassicaly nazis.
@3rr0r4o40
@3rr0r4o40 Ай бұрын
The only thing I got out of this is that Putin in a flat earther.
@carlossaraiva8213
@carlossaraiva8213 Ай бұрын
And a flat head.
@artistforfreedom
@artistforfreedom Ай бұрын
My favorite comment here!!!!
@CassandraFortuna
@CassandraFortuna Ай бұрын
oih my god don't make me go watching that whole interview again to see where he drops that thermonuclear bombshell i'm too drunk for that
@Bapate-rh9be
@Bapate-rh9be Ай бұрын
Stop posting that or you will be trown over the Edge of the world.
@MZIH
@MZIH Ай бұрын
Never knew that they’re putin’s type
@ninjagecko980
@ninjagecko980 Ай бұрын
Just putting it out there, MKULTRA wasn't just the truth serum research, it was the umbrella project for interrogation research as a whole. It also involved some really horrifying experiments regarding "electroshock therapy" conducted on Canadian psychological patients, which ended up producing some of the results still found in CIA interrogation handbooks as of the 2000s. As I understand it, there was a deliberate effort to emphasize the "woo zany LSD" stuff and really whip up the conspiracy theorists, in order to draw attention away to the research on interrogation techniques that were brutally effective (as far as torture goes), like sleep deprivation and zapping people with a car battery just right.
@alalvarez7301
@alalvarez7301 Ай бұрын
the second part of this video made me very "ehhhh" Like, ok, Putin makes a silly of himself in Tucker's "light your left arm very high everybody" show. Defending the CIA and MK Ultra after literally causing the Unabomber to happen and god knows how many other attrocities? LP, check the first half of the video u just made, man. Then again this is a man who high fives the king of Spain, a nepotistic, incompetent monarch descedant of Vichy-tier collaborationists because if you don't pay attention, then suddenly the country you sabotaged in WW2 and kept as a right wing, shut off colony isn't a war crime because u dont think about it and ur mom goes there to live after ruining the UK. Yeah, right, buddy.
@nietzscheankant6984
@nietzscheankant6984 Ай бұрын
@@alalvarez7301 ... He didn't "defend" the CIA or MK Ultra - he *mocked* them.
@eugenideddis
@eugenideddis Ай бұрын
MKULTRA is a whole thing, it'd probably double the length of the video to cover it. I mostly know of it in "CIA tested horrific experiments on US citizens" terms, but I think that was hand waving the crazy theories about it Also I don't think he's really one to talk about it, it's a dark subject, and he interlaces everything with too many jokes
@ricardosalazarrey2424
@ricardosalazarrey2424 Ай бұрын
THIS IS DEPRESSING
@LoneWolf343
@LoneWolf343 Ай бұрын
Except for the whole, you know, torture is not an effective means of extracting information, period. Probably less effective than "truth" serum.
@trashmoneyyt
@trashmoneyyt Ай бұрын
I love that literally every single time you talk about unrest, social strife, or protest you use pictures and videos of Portland. PDX represent
@Drega001
@Drega001 25 күн бұрын
You know this entire situation reminds me of a video I saw a few years back with a guy who got arrested for being unruly at an airport and they were a little bit too extreme with him " you're treating me like a black guy"
@Predhead
@Predhead Ай бұрын
18 Minutes in "This just leaves one final question" There is more than an hour left in the video. That's a helluva question.
@andreatomasi3755
@andreatomasi3755 Ай бұрын
We are talking about the guy who made half a video about the f-111 because of the questions:"why is stealth important". It wasn't even the "correct" plane
@tegopro86
@tegopro86 Ай бұрын
The guy who spent five minutes talking about how the ground works?
@Bit01
@Bit01 Ай бұрын
And he left out 162 pages...
@nyxian4832
@nyxian4832 Ай бұрын
​@andreatomasi3755 Aight then smart guy let's see you make a video then
@andreatomasi3755
@andreatomasi3755 Ай бұрын
@@nyxian4832 stealth=good but f-111=happy? Or something like that I couldn't hear anything the rest of the video, my ears were broken from the music when the f-111 appeared(it was worth it tho)
@juusojuuso9214
@juusojuuso9214 Ай бұрын
I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
@biedak
@biedak Ай бұрын
I miss Morrowind :(
@monsterboomer8051
@monsterboomer8051 Ай бұрын
Tucker Carlson's interview with Dagoth Ur was 1000x more entertaining and educational at the same time.
@IndependentObserver
@IndependentObserver Ай бұрын
@@biedak You can still play it. GOG sells a full copy that works perfectly well on modern PC's, with all official plugins and both expansions, in a single neat package. I'd also suggest downloading two mods- Morrowind Code Patch (for a lot of bug fixes, quality of life changes, and some rebalance- and don't worry, you get to choose exactly what changes will be applied and which won't) and Morrowind Graphics Extender for a much bigger field of vision and some tune-up- the graphics are 23 years old at the end of the day, but it completely preserves the original feel of the game.
@josephmurphy6127
@josephmurphy6127 Ай бұрын
Dwemer oil cant melt steel beams. Ah, but here I go again, about to get myself labeled, "Anti-Altmeric".
@dr.acosta1312
@dr.acosta1312 Ай бұрын
@@josephmurphy6127 even if it could, could it also smelt ENCHANTED steel beams?
@beast3911
@beast3911 19 күн бұрын
I was here for a tutorial :(
@SethAbercromby
@SethAbercromby 28 күн бұрын
I've heard some crazy takes in the past, but Gamergate being a Wagner group conspiracy has just risen to the top.
@WindsorMason
@WindsorMason 21 күн бұрын
I think that you misheard 1:04:00 as I understood it he's saying that Wagner is pushing people's buttons in the "culture war", but they didn't start it and that it's not working to achieve an end they wanted. Gamergate was brought up to show how long the "culture war" has been going on for because he's trying to say that with time people stop caring about it and some become "immune".
@trashynecromancer1155
@trashynecromancer1155 Ай бұрын
Now the Important Question; Who did you romance in Baldurs Gate?
@julian7247
@julian7247 Ай бұрын
Come on is anyone doubting that its Astarion ?
@SerPinkKnight
@SerPinkKnight Ай бұрын
​@@julian7247 seems more of a Gale pig to me
@julian7247
@julian7247 Ай бұрын
@@SerPinkKnight Gale is not twinkish enough. In absence of a proper femboy my money is on the depraved somwhat effeminate Vampire on silk sheets.
@davitdavid7165
@davitdavid7165 Ай бұрын
Now this is gossip
@mikedittsche
@mikedittsche Ай бұрын
Halsin in pig form of course.
@briangarvey6895
@briangarvey6895 Ай бұрын
Ah yes, that famous America Revolt of 1765... There was a pro-US uprising in the Cold War, in Indonesia. It was so unexpected and against the usual pattern, there were political cartoons at the time showing the CIA officer in Jakarta trying to report it happening to the US, and being forced to tell the person on the US end of the line "No, I'm _not_ drunk, it's really happening!"
@victory8928
@victory8928 Ай бұрын
People keep forgetting that people actually chose to start revolts to join either side of the Cold War cause well not much hope for things to be good with what was there
@greggstrasser5791
@greggstrasser5791 Ай бұрын
There is no time particle you can manipulate. Time travel is bunk.
@riograndedosulball248
@riograndedosulball248 Ай бұрын
KGB/ CIA propaganda can only get the populace so far, revolts happen because shit sucks, so much that the prospect of dying over something changing for the better starts to look appetising. ...Both entities are also known for completely losing control of everything they rile up. "ooh there's pro-me revolutionaries in [somewhere Africa] what would happen if I sponsored this particular faction?" - six months later - genocid3
@zachmalone428
@zachmalone428 Ай бұрын
Random American tourist throwing tea in the sea. Painted by Turner
@MostlyPennyCat
@MostlyPennyCat Ай бұрын
​@@greggstrasser5791 Not _quite_ The Delayed-Choice Quantum Eraser experiment demonstrates a switchable experiment where a quantum effect at the temporal and spatial _beginning_ of an experiment can be switched _off_ at a later temporal and spatial point. _"Wheeler pointed out that when these assumptions are applied to a device of interstellar dimensions, a last-minute decision made on Earth on how to observe a photon could alter a situation established millions or even billions of years earlier."_
@DrGull1888
@DrGull1888 10 күн бұрын
Nice touch putting 20000 Leagues under the Sea in
@hunter_0221
@hunter_0221 23 күн бұрын
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@manijoly7450
@manijoly7450 Ай бұрын
My 20th century world history teacher in high school did an entire mini unit on how Putins reputation as a super macho man is carefully curated
@426baron
@426baron Ай бұрын
I still can't understand how 21st century people are still impressed with such ridiculous chest beating. I wouldn't care having the gayest latex clad president as long as he's good at presiding.
@svidentkyrponos7530
@svidentkyrponos7530 Ай бұрын
What did your class think about that?
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 Ай бұрын
He is at besr rambling never shuttig up uncle.
@lolcats987654321
@lolcats987654321 Ай бұрын
My hs history teacher was a vatnik.
@-xirx-
@-xirx- Ай бұрын
Oh look, it's a priceless vase hidden underwater for hundreds of years! What a natural our dear leader is!
@Apoc2K
@Apoc2K Ай бұрын
My favorite bit of this entire ordeal was Carlson fucking off to a grocery story to do his "gotcha" bit there only to reveal mister silver-spoon has no idea what a grocery store looks like, losing his marbles over such revolutionary novelties as bread in a plastic bag and grocery store carts that take coins.
@leonnunhofer3453
@leonnunhofer3453 Ай бұрын
They have no real bread in the US. They just have toast 🤷‍♂️
@nielsjensen4185
@nielsjensen4185 Ай бұрын
@@leonnunhofer3453 Comes with pre-applied avocado.
@dianapennepacker6854
@dianapennepacker6854 Ай бұрын
​@@leonnunhofer3453European bread being overrated is one of the disappointments of my life. Tastes like bread with more sugar. Europe has more bakeries. That is the key. Find a bakery in America, and you'll find good bread. Getting fresh bread is what matters the most! That is the problem with American bread. Oh and white bread just sucks. Edit - Ha, I KNEW typing that would wrinkle the sun soaked shrivled speedo European balls. Especially the more sugar part. Processed bread has more. I don't taste it. Probably due to other additives. Yet my point still stands. Its just fresh bread. Other wise it tastes like any other fresh bread across the world, and is over rated AF. And you know. You can make many recipes here in America as well yourself! Or do you need special European air? European style pizza also is hot garbage. No wonder why Americanized pizza is sold there. California wine is better. And -some- of the cheese sold tastes like morning dew coming from a fat, type 1 diabetes man's socks after sleeping in it. Guys will eat that funk, with hundreds dying from it per year, but Ritz crackers are illegal. Give me a break.
@d.optional3381
@d.optional3381 Ай бұрын
​@@dianapennepacker6854i wonder what sort of "european bread" you had. It's not supposed to be sweet at all.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Ай бұрын
​@@nielsjensen4185 Lol
@PhutBuck
@PhutBuck Ай бұрын
I had seen some of your content on military vehicles before, but this video impressed me enough to sub. Thank you for this insightful video essay.
@martinilp2513
@martinilp2513 26 күн бұрын
You think you can use the concept art for the Enterprise D and not the actual studio model for a StarTrek gag and I WOULDN`T NOTICE?!? Yeah... I have a problem
@seppo532
@seppo532 Ай бұрын
My kitten, Helena Patrovna Blavatsky (HPB), made this video so much longer because she kept attacking Putin whenever he showed up on screen. Annoying, but I can’t exactly punish her for it.
@kikidevine694
@kikidevine694 Ай бұрын
You've trained her well. Now all you need to do is get a male cat called Gurdjieff
@p_serdiuk
@p_serdiuk Ай бұрын
Ironic. Theosophy organizations abroad sometimes were used as vessels to spread Russian influence.
@nebufabu
@nebufabu Ай бұрын
She has good instincts.
@SamAronow
@SamAronow Ай бұрын
Keep her away from lemurs.
@princemoneycat5294
@princemoneycat5294 Ай бұрын
Least polish kitten Or Ukrainian Or baltic Or a lot of other countries
@kylershahalami6453
@kylershahalami6453 Ай бұрын
Tucker: "So how about this woke crap being taught at universities, amirite?" Putin: "Our whole universe was in a hot dense state-"
@arizonamidnight5294
@arizonamidnight5294 Ай бұрын
Bazinga
@v3gaming541
@v3gaming541 Ай бұрын
...and nearly 40 billion years ago expansion started wait...
@elmascapo6588
@elmascapo6588 Ай бұрын
​@@v3gaming541and the God said:
@dx-ek4vr
@dx-ek4vr Ай бұрын
Before time began, there was the cube
@pyromasteralex
@pyromasteralex Ай бұрын
@@v3gaming541 I respect you for trying, For once the comment section didnt grab the low hanging joke.
@clearz3600
@clearz3600 13 күн бұрын
That you where able to cram so many facts into a 75 minute video and not have your computer collapse into a black hole is truly unbelievable.
@Ryzard
@Ryzard 21 күн бұрын
38:40 - So blaming the CIA in Russia is the equivalent of Americans going "thanks Obama" after stubbing their toes or whatever
@nattygsbord
@nattygsbord 21 күн бұрын
I blame bad weather and all social problems on our country legalizing gay marriage and driving God's wrath upon our country
@Catatomica
@Catatomica Ай бұрын
US Customs officer: Do you have any fruits or vegetables in your luggage? CIA: No
@grimgrahamch.4157
@grimgrahamch.4157 Ай бұрын
So what's in these fruit crates?
@giannisparanis3373
@giannisparanis3373 26 күн бұрын
@@grimgrahamch.4157 drugs
@jons787
@jons787 Ай бұрын
Color Revolution Theory: For egomaniacs who can’t admit that the Other Side may have legitimate points, or more popular support than they do.
@joedatius
@joedatius Ай бұрын
"its impossible for the other side to win the election it must of been stolen from me!"
@James-9999
@James-9999 Ай бұрын
These elections are rigged, so I won’t vote. Wtf why didn’t my side win, this shit is fake af
@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety Ай бұрын
LP's explanation is a little reductive: there have been "successful" color revolutions... or at least partially successful ones. Something you will often hear Leftists talk about is Operation GLADIO, which was where the US and the rest of NATO pumped money into funding what DEFINITELY weren't Terror Groups masquerading as "militias" under the idea that they would act as "stay behind" units in the case of an outright Soviet Invasion, but also with the understanding that these groups would naturally increase tensions in and around their populations and make people desire stability and the status quo rather than collectivism. For an at-home example (for Americans), the handling of the end of the Vietnam War is one of the most successful color revolutions for seemingly no reason; somehow, the myth of war protestors spitting on returned Vets [when the actuality was most of those returned Vets immediately became war protestors] has permeated American Veteran and military culture, despite having NO documented examples, either in newspapers, on television, in flyers, or in police reports. And that's why so many people vote to "support their troops" while simultaneously voting for the people who are actively gutting the support programs we made for those troops to "lower taxes" (which never materialize). "The VA is inefficient and a clusterfuck." WELL GEE, I WONDER WHY? Another at-home example is the Gun Rights movement, which was far more overt: Reagan made the very laws that today make California restrictive for gun owners for the explicit purpose of disarming the Black Panthers. However, when he became President, he turned around and did the opposite because the NRA (a somewhat-Conservative organization at the time) was largely White and upper/middle class. The NRA became ever more Conservative, and now 2a radicals revere Reagan with near religious fervor, if not outright religious fervor. The common factor in all of these is that they don't cause outright Revolutions (with the possible exception of the latter, see January 6th). But they do cause major political shifts in previously moderate or apathetic institutions and populations. Preventing the militant African American Rights groups from arming meant that a lot of the Gun Rights movements that popped up would be skewed towards a White perspective. Splitting antiwar protestors from veterans rights groups meant that the latter would rarely criticize wars even when they existed for seemingly no reason. The United States didn't suddenly change to militant Conservative views in a single revolution, but it HAS become increasingly divided on fundamental issues.
@ryelor123
@ryelor123 Ай бұрын
Playing devil's advocate, you need to also keep in mind that color revolutions were done by bourgeois students who lacked life experience. Its true that many adults supported such things and the revolutions were successful when the adults could take charge and keep things from going too far. I think Ukraine's youth made the mistake of being too hostile towards Russia which Putin used as justification to oppress the country.
@Moonstone-Redux
@Moonstone-Redux Ай бұрын
@@ryelor123 Then we get to the "keys to power" theory of governance. Who keeps the current government in power? Revolutions may start because of "bourgeois students", but students alone cannot do much unless the rest of the populace agrees with them. Gauging public sentiment is among the most difficult things a government can do, but it is the most important, and the more a government tries to grab on to power, the less likely they are able to accurately gauge public sentiment because the public will find it very difficult, hazardous even, to even politely voice out discontent. Hostility towards Russia or not, Putin will oppress Ukraine no matter what. Putin fundamentally doesn't even think Ukraine should exist as an entity in the first place. Don't even for a second think the Ukrainians brought Russia's violence upon themselves.
@OrtwinS88
@OrtwinS88 22 күн бұрын
It's weirdly telling of how bad it is that while watching this all the ads are either brainrot games or jesus ads.
@VVerVVurm
@VVerVVurm 20 күн бұрын
It's only the games ads for me .. thank God! .. wait .. arrrrgghhhh
@vallisvulpes7781
@vallisvulpes7781 14 күн бұрын
Although this video has a couple of flaws, such as going back and forth saying the same thing a couple of times, I think it is vastly more interesting than your standard military vehicle jerkoff vidoes (Not saying they're bad, this is just way better.) Good job my dude. Hope to see more like this :)
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