Ukraine 2: Electric Butthole Glue

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LazerPig

LazerPig

2 жыл бұрын

Updates: Since making this video Russia has allowed workers at the Nuclear power plant to safely evacuate.
My previous video exploded, no idea why, but it did, and with it came the zombie hordes of drooling vegetables desperate to sniff the cope glue and claim I was wrong on everything.
Well, we're now 2 weeks in and I think it's time we revisited some of the issues because a lot has changed, and not exactly in Russia's favor.

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@obiwanchernobyl658
@obiwanchernobyl658 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being sat in a tank with no fuel, no water, no food and being rick rolled by some random civilian with an Amazon hand held radio
@americankid7782
@americankid7782 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like rock bottom
@BloxEzio3
@BloxEzio3 2 жыл бұрын
At that point, surrneder seems an the preferable option
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Ukrainian government replaced road signs of evacuated cities with "welcome to heck"
@SneedsterSpeedster
@SneedsterSpeedster 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-cd4bx6uq1y Just say "Hell", you're on a video about a bloody war for Christ's sake
@thenoisyninja
@thenoisyninja 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly id rather be humiliated than dead. Id probably ask for a smoke and a blanket and try my hand at sleeping for a month straight
@chukkie0001
@chukkie0001 2 жыл бұрын
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy." Prussian Field Marshal Helmuth von Moltke the Elder(1871) "We have no plan, so it can not fail." Russian General(2022).
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 2 жыл бұрын
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" Mike Tyson
@Jonseyfun
@Jonseyfun 2 жыл бұрын
"Just Kill the bastards!" - General George S. Patton probably
@calebhoward9555
@calebhoward9555 2 жыл бұрын
"Failing to plan is planning to fail"- Some capitalist pig idk
@josephstalin7353
@josephstalin7353 2 жыл бұрын
"If we don't know what we are doing neither do the enemy" -some Russian general, probably.
@MrJstorm4
@MrJstorm4 2 жыл бұрын
@@josephstalin7353 like the poker player who has no tells cuz he doesn't understand the game
@MegaWizarrd
@MegaWizarrd 2 жыл бұрын
We need a third installment of this vid, as an Ukrainian i can say that you can joke about shit that happens here, its the only way to go through all this shit without losing your spirit!
@asd131q7
@asd131q7 2 жыл бұрын
War is never funny, but propaganda is. The most funny tink is how hard are trying to look good while profiting from the war. Yea my country member of Holy NATO is already buying gas with rubles and selling rusty old weapons to you.
@sargesrecap2267
@sargesrecap2267 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to Ukraine stranger
@asd131q7
@asd131q7 2 жыл бұрын
@@sargesrecap2267 Glory to the graveyard.
@danylonimko8419
@danylonimko8419 2 жыл бұрын
same dude. I am Ukrainian and was laughing my ass off while watching Lazerpig's videos
@danylonimko8419
@danylonimko8419 2 жыл бұрын
@@asd131q7 cope, ork, cope
@demilung
@demilung 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking from the inside of Ukraine - fighting in the East of the country is pretty scary, close to my hometown, but the fact that it's the third month of war and Russian Federation still hasn't won the war or even captured Kharkiv (40 km from the border) - 10 years ago I wouldn't believe that myself. A local joke here is that we should give the Hero of Ukraine medal to Russian logistic officers who robbed their army blind. And Russia screwed the pooch on ideological preparation for invasion so hard, that a lot of formerly pro-russian politicians swore off Russia or even joined territorial defence forces (like former mayor of Kharkiv, Dobkin). There's a lot of sensational news about our war, partially because that's how modern media coverage works and partially because there is government-funded media warfare going on. Russian meme for that is "15-rubles" supposed payment to a spammer for a comment. Just look at major, official updates. Russians may try very hard to make their withdrawal from Kyiv look like a feint, that it was supposed to draw away attention while they prepare assault on the east, but remember how hard they tried to push there before, and now they abandoned that direction.
@maartentoors
@maartentoors 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that Ukraine manages to push them back, but I am also fearing what that would do to Putin (him seeing the massive western arms donations), he might be desperate enough to reach for the use of tactical nukes. Which in turn would provoke a similar response from Europe, and well, it might escalate to the use of actual strategic nukes. This in turn would mean WW3 and the deaths of tens of millions of people. The BEST outcome would be the assassination of Putin by the hands one of his inner circle, before the tactical nuke option happens, and the subsequent withdrawal of the Russian troops. THEN start a war-tribunal in The Hague. God I hope this ends soon. And you Demilung, stay safe!
@stormtruppen4039
@stormtruppen4039 2 жыл бұрын
Russians have been pushed back from Kharkiv back to Russia. Yup they are failing bad
@TheHongKonger
@TheHongKonger 2 жыл бұрын
So 15 rubles is the Russian equivalent of the Chinese wumao?
@bigbadlara5304
@bigbadlara5304 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheHongKonger yes but they are paid even worse.
@mjohnsimon1337
@mjohnsimon1337 Жыл бұрын
Hey bud. Hope you and your family are okay!
@BrandonF
@BrandonF 2 жыл бұрын
So, how much Patreon support would you need to set up a full situation room?
@usshill721
@usshill721 2 жыл бұрын
ayyyyy Brandon
@Yodah97
@Yodah97 2 жыл бұрын
I just imagined him in a big control room with screens and radars, and he's wearing just the cheapest pig mask he could find on Amazon. I'd pay for that.
@laconicdev
@laconicdev 2 жыл бұрын
Would be willing to pitch in for something like that. :D Btw: Brandon that was an amazing stream with Atun-Shei.
@wes11bravo
@wes11bravo 2 жыл бұрын
All of it
@cster9261
@cster9261 2 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here
@Dannyt077
@Dannyt077 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear about the syphilis mate, hope you get well soon.
@johnbacon4997
@johnbacon4997 2 жыл бұрын
Wait he has syphilis? Or is this just a meme
@ukaszukasiewicz5171
@ukaszukasiewicz5171 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbacon4997 he's got aids
@ShadowOfGoblins
@ShadowOfGoblins 2 жыл бұрын
@@ukaszukasiewicz5171 You mean the bubonic plague
@Dannyt077
@Dannyt077 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbacon4997 ignore Luckasz, he is a troll. lazer has syphilis not aids
@Lkjhgfvf
@Lkjhgfvf 2 жыл бұрын
can't believe lazerpig got the black plague
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын
I guess that the LazerPig Loop is now a proven academic military theory.
@voidwalkerbruh7426
@voidwalkerbruh7426 10 ай бұрын
I think that true
@ecyor0
@ecyor0 2 жыл бұрын
11 minutes in and I'm reeling from the fact that apparently Russia *didn't* expect the US to cut off access to the GPS satellites.
@cynicat74
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
At this point, I don't think they were expecting the Ukrainians to even shoot back at them
@Nxtl68
@Nxtl68 Жыл бұрын
​@@cynicat74that's the thing, they weren't. They were expecting Ukrainians to run in the streets celebrating their arrival.
@atomf9143
@atomf9143 7 ай бұрын
They expected to win by day 3, at absolute worst day 30. They didn't think that the US would have time to react effectively. Now, on day 646 of their invasion, we see how folly that was.
@danielchen1047
@danielchen1047 5 ай бұрын
@@AEG3587 ...Because it's legitimately possible? The initial push was filled with only fresh recruits, completely unprepared and unprotected vehicles, and open vulnerable convoys. A HOI player could have told you this push was completely unprepared for any resistance above literally nothing, meaning that Russia legitimately expected no resistance.
@KittenisKitten
@KittenisKitten 5 ай бұрын
Russians have their own GPS and access to china Beidoiu. not sure if Lazerpig is right here. it maybe that its kits they have won't work with anything but GPS. but i am not sure Lazerpig is right here.
@whassupsy9633
@whassupsy9633 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to have Ukraine 3: Electric WTF Update. Where things like "Russian soldiers suffering from Acute Radiation Syndrome...Due to digging Trenches in Chernobyl Exclusion Zone" would be discussed.
@henryhaile1653
@henryhaile1653 2 жыл бұрын
And Bosnian genocide style war crimes to boot
@KittyCatWoT
@KittyCatWoT 2 жыл бұрын
Or the Platoon that was paralyzed by bees or the Battalion that wound up in the hospital from drinking poisoned booze
@ScorpionViper1001
@ScorpionViper1001 2 жыл бұрын
And now it's apparently upgraded to "Getting Acute Radiation Syndrome due to looting radioactive material from the site w/o protection." Homer Simpson would facepalm at how cavalier these idiots were in Chernobyl. ETA: And to build upon Lazerpig's example of the fail of the Ka-52 to still be vulnerable to the very MANPADS it was designed to be resistant to, one of those Aligators has also been shot down by a locally made Ukrainian Stugna-P ATGM. AN ATGM TOOK DOWN A SUPPOSEDLY CUTTING EDGE HELICOPTER. That is the kind of fail I never believed was possible.
@whassupsy9633
@whassupsy9633 2 жыл бұрын
@@ScorpionViper1001 It has upgraded to "chemical warfare against civilian population in Mariupol." I can't even...
@funnseeker8494
@funnseeker8494 2 жыл бұрын
Add in the pushing back of kiev and the war in the donbas
@Gurkan8994
@Gurkan8994 2 жыл бұрын
US Air Force General Mark Kelly on Russian air defense systems: ”They’re operating pretty well when they’re operated by Ukrainians.”
@voidwalkerbruh7426
@voidwalkerbruh7426 10 ай бұрын
That’s perfect
@WildmanTrading
@WildmanTrading 9 ай бұрын
And when given maintenance and left to literally rot.
@WildmanTrading
@WildmanTrading 9 ай бұрын
NOT left to rot sorry
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 2 ай бұрын
That's because the Ukrainians probably built the fucking things.
@keither85
@keither85 2 жыл бұрын
As a professional, union elevator mechanic, I laughed so hard at those troops being stuck in the elevator that I literally started to choke and have chest pains. That was easily one of the top three funniest things I've ever fucking seen.
@CommissarMitch
@CommissarMitch Жыл бұрын
As someone who vaguely knows how elevators work and have been stuck in one I also find it top tier comedy.
@WildmanTrading
@WildmanTrading 9 ай бұрын
As someone who is aware that both this video and elevators exist so I too find it funny.
@wiledman2430
@wiledman2430 6 ай бұрын
Imagine if that happened to the us lol team of navy seals trapped in elevator. Un believable lol
@Wot50202
@Wot50202 6 ай бұрын
Eyyyy I just got hired with a nearby local. I’m on the hiring list and awaiting my phone call. I’m pumped! I’m a firefighter and medic by education so I’m ready to build something instead of cleaning up someone’s mess.
@Wot50202
@Wot50202 6 ай бұрын
Eyyyy I just got hired with a nearby local. I’m on the hiring list and awaiting my phone call. I’m pumped! I’m a firefighter and medic by education so I’m ready to build something instead of cleaning up someone’s mess.
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 Жыл бұрын
20:26 Between the AK-47 and the M16/AR-15 platform, the latter is the more reliable. This is mainly because the AR-15 Design has almost no openings where mud can get inside the gun. The AK-47, meanwhile, has this large gap behind the bolt. If enough mud gets into that area, the bolt can no longer move back far enough to pick up a new cartridge.
@moritamikamikara3879
@moritamikamikara3879 Жыл бұрын
This is if you're in a muddy environment. Most of the reason the AK has a reputation for reliability and ruggedness was that it was first encountered in the Vietnam war, where the biggest threat to your weapons function was humidity and moisture. Cleaning an AR platform is a pain in the ass, cleaning out a Kalashnikov is much easier. So as long as the Vietnamese had a mind to clean them, they'd run flawlessly, whereas the M16s the Americans were using would often not be cleaned by the annoyed, depressed and/or derranged conscripts who just wanted to be fuckin' surfing again. These kinda conditions haven't really been replicated since, so the AK has got this mostly undeserved reputation for reliability because it's easier to clean them.
@dmitryhetman1509
@dmitryhetman1509 Жыл бұрын
But reliability is not most important in modern firearm, we don't have like junk ones this day, especially in military.
@tremedar
@tremedar Жыл бұрын
@@dmitryhetman1509 Do you know what reliability is? It means the object in question does what it's supposed to do 99+% of the time. It means when you squeeze the trigger, it fires, it ejects the casing, it loads the next round and repeat this process. It is quite important to have the gun do this, and not fail to fire, fail to eject, have a round jam or even better have the gun explode in your hand. Something not being junk, probably *_means_* it is reliable.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale Жыл бұрын
@@tremedar These days, the West has such a wide logistics trunk that cleaning one's gun in relative safety is a perfectly reasonable thing to expect.
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын
@@JoshSweetvale which is really the reasoning behind the relatively short barrel life of the new M5 when using the full power cartridge. It is extremely unlikely that you would be able to fire more than 5,000 rounds in combat without getting a chance to do a barrel change.
@matthiasjohannwilhelmvondo9801
@matthiasjohannwilhelmvondo9801 2 жыл бұрын
Russians: Losing the war Battlefield 1 Announcer: The enemy is being reinforced with an Armoured Train
@namesurname624
@namesurname624 2 жыл бұрын
And an armored train actually appeared
@gamerraider889
@gamerraider889 2 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname624 I'm still trying to figure out where in the hell they got it from. I thought they destroyed them for the metal after the war.
@stephennelson4954
@stephennelson4954 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@GameLeaderR
@GameLeaderR 2 жыл бұрын
I read this thinking it was a funny joke... Then the F@$# train showed up rofl.
@peltimies2469
@peltimies2469 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerraider889 i have no idea of the rest of the world but i do know at least 11 armored trains were used in the Finnish civil war. (Mostly on the red side, and then captured by the whites) Most of these were scraped for metal (not the locomotives ofcourse) but some did survive and parts of the used in the building of new armored trains. There is one surviving one in the Parola museum of Armour. (If you ever come to Finland i highly recomed the place)
@joshj8127
@joshj8127 2 жыл бұрын
The cobra menouvre being called what it is is perfection to me. The kobra stands up and flares its head. To look as big and scary as possible. And the Russians have done the exact same thing.
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 2 жыл бұрын
When I bothered to look into the Pugachev cobra a few days ago I though, "That looks like a great way to set yourself up to get killed". Although I guess if your pursuer is obsessed with getting a gun kill and is only 400 meters behind you then they might overshoot if you pulled this maneuver. You might even turn it into a kill if you have a good missile to make up for the fact you just lost most of your speed with no compensating increase in altitude.
@Me-oy5he
@Me-oy5he 2 жыл бұрын
The name of the manoeuvre might be descriptive, but if the aircraft’s ability to perform it is anything other than incidental to some other (preferably useful) capability then it was a waste of R&D budget to achieve. From the dawn of duelling with pistols, opponents stood sideways on to each other in order to minimise their size and make the target smaller. Making yourself bigger when guns are around doesn’t make sense, not to mention the irrelevance to heat seeking missiles. Unless, of course, you believe a missile might stop and think to itself, “Fuck me, that thing’s bigger than I am: I’d better run away in case I get damaged.”
@emilsingapurcan8054
@emilsingapurcan8054 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe if there was a conveniently placed large wall or building several kilometres in the air to trick confused enemy pilots into crashing into while they do a cool airbrake... Yeah nah that isnt totally situational
@egoalter1276
@egoalter1276 2 жыл бұрын
The cobra was thought up by the swedes in the 60s as a way to get relyable gun kills against a boogey on your tail. Air to air missiles did exist, but they were short range, inaccurate and few in number.
@BonesCapone
@BonesCapone 2 жыл бұрын
TL;DR: The Cobra is misunderstood. It is not the head flair "size" defense, it is the dangerousness of the bared teeth's offense. The Cobra is a trick to show off an ability. It is not itself an useful ability. The Cobra is just an extension and flashier version of the high-AOA pass you see just about every American plane do at an airshow. This trick is meant to demonstrate nose authority- particularly **at** or post-stall. The Cobra is **NOT** a defensive measure; it is offensive. Since reliable BVR IFF exists, the dogfight is pretty well dead, yes. The think tanks that took the gun from the Phantom in the 50's/60's just got ahead of themselves by about 40 years. Not to say that it will remain dead- the basics may change for defending incoming missiles, but invariably both adversaries only carry so many missiles, so once they're out, even while they're firing them, the ranges will close. And as the ranges close, the old tactics become legitimate again. Now, this next part requires a little explaining of BFM- you do not want to always point your nose at the bad guy. Attempting to keep him continuously in the HUD will lead you to always having high-aspect shots, and needing a ridiculous amount of lead (leed). You let your nose lag him, so that you are not constantly pulling G's and bleeding your airspeed. The more you can pull your nose off your direction of travel, the more "nose authority" you have. You can patiently leave him in the assessment window all day, but in order to secure the kill, you will eventually *need* to point at him to kill him. The Cobra is a display of some extreme nose authority. It can sit back all day and at the slightest slip from the defending pilot, point its nose and secure the kill. The Cobra is impressive, and a validly dangerous move, just not in the way people think it to be. Everyone sees it and imagines Top Gun's Maverick's "I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by." They don't think about being the other guy, never quite able to point his nose far enough. Maverick's brakes thing does work, but it relies on the offensive pilot having already wandered too close, into the defender's "Control Zone" where direction changes can happen before the offensive pilot's ability to react.
@BadOompaloompa79
@BadOompaloompa79 Жыл бұрын
Came back and watched this after a year. Makes you really think about all those Oligarchs falling out windows. And about how things seem to have only gotten worse for the invaders.
@Ramelousy
@Ramelousy Жыл бұрын
"Only gotten worse for the invaders" >Ukraine on the 11th recruitment wave >> FTW Russia isn't even in any form of mobilisation, they're just in a minor recruitment phase >>> Ukraine constantly needs new western equipment to arm soldiers >>>> HELP US! We're winning!!!
@WhySolSirius
@WhySolSirius Жыл бұрын
@@Ramelousy And yet... If Russia was doing so well.. They should have won by now.
@Ramelousy
@Ramelousy Жыл бұрын
@@WhySolSirius And yet, If Russia was running out of equipment like the ukrainians are saying, They'd push back their forces no? Same logic can be applied to this whole war; At the start it was 110k Ukrainian soldiers vs 78k~ (CIA Estimate) Russian Combined forces (Meaning it was tanks, planes AND soldiers) And now? It's 23k Ukrainian soldiers vs unknown numbers of Russian soldiers, and Ukrainians are only winning VERY minor engagements (like 15 v 15 people) because they can't waste enough equipment daily to fight Russia in an actual open fight conflict. Not to mention; Wikipedia was faking ukrainian losses (Saying it was unknown/a very low unbelieveable number) untill 30 days ago and considering the number is STILL WRONG because of a bill passed by Zelensky allowing him to basically silence what his soldiers are saying about the fighting at will, I don't think UA (With the help of Whole NATO and some other countries) is winning.
@Ben-zr4ho
@Ben-zr4ho 3 ай бұрын
And they still haven't. At this point even if Russia "wins" they lose.
@Khornecussion
@Khornecussion 7 ай бұрын
" Germany has increased it's military budget. " Uh-oh. *Uh-oh.*
@NapoleanBlown-aparte
@NapoleanBlown-aparte 7 ай бұрын
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?1?
@alexs5744
@alexs5744 6 ай бұрын
Ohhh yeah baby.
@jackgeorge9478
@jackgeorge9478 2 ай бұрын
I can imagine that at this point if Germany does enter the war, the first tank they roll into Moscow is a WW2 Tiger, as a propaganda piece, and to prove a fucking point.
@BeefiestFlaps
@BeefiestFlaps 2 жыл бұрын
The lack of maintenance on Russian vehicles and weapons makes me curious about the state of their nuclear arsenal and the type of disrepair they could be in
@ryanwill32
@ryanwill32 2 жыл бұрын
I'm half convinced there more likely to blow up the bases their held in than any actual target.
@mocha6783
@mocha6783 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanwill32 self-nuking rofl
@ThatHabsburgMapGuy
@ThatHabsburgMapGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Was wondering about this as well. Not an expert, but don’t nukes need to be replaced every few years?
@pauliusthemad3498
@pauliusthemad3498 2 жыл бұрын
I would say, quite bad? But then again, my encounters with their nuke arsenal is from fucking 60s so not sure if it's fully accurate (If it is I am really really scared because those bases had a lot of accidents)
@DrCruel
@DrCruel 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vercur You're assuming that the uranium cores of the bombs haven't been replaced with cast iron. Then you have to wonder who the oligarchs sold the uranium to.
@rayven1749
@rayven1749 2 жыл бұрын
Russian pilots have around 60-100 hours of flight time.this means it is difficult to do specified(yet very important to securing air superiority)tasks such as dead / sead. In the us pilots with this job have 200+ hours in *just* this role.This explains why Russia has been about as capable as a worm.
@fileoffish1403
@fileoffish1403 2 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Taffy given the display the Russians have been putting on I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re throwing crop duster pilots into fighters and telling them to kill Ukraine
@kaloyandraganov9462
@kaloyandraganov9462 2 жыл бұрын
60,70 or 80 hours is just a flat out lie. Yes, the russians aren't getting enough flight time but on average a russian pilot in 2019 flew around 100-110 hours which is low but not as bad as 60 hours. Idk where you get these figures 200+ hours figures from the highest US flight hour claim in the past several years is 197
@donaldhysa4836
@donaldhysa4836 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaloyandraganov9462 That is not a hugely different figure you brought tho
@kaloyandraganov9462
@kaloyandraganov9462 2 жыл бұрын
@@donaldhysa4836 Yes, it is. He suggests there are russian pilots who fly less than 90 which is a lie and he claims that 200+ flight hours is the standard for the US air force when in reality most of the US pilots don't exceed 180. It's the phrasing that's really misleading
@donaldhysa4836
@donaldhysa4836 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaloyandraganov9462 There is a huge difference between 110 flying hours of russian pilots and 180 of american piliots. On the other hand there is not a whole lot of difference between 80 and 100.
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 2 жыл бұрын
I know Ukraine's been receiving tons of financial aid and weapons donations, but seriously, the degree to which they are holding out is truly admirable. I'm an American and my hat is off to you brave men and women.
@Quazarthegreat
@Quazarthegreat Жыл бұрын
Its shocking that the olympics SOMEHOW still manage to keep their ONE goal alive - delay a war so sports can happen
@isaac6077
@isaac6077 Жыл бұрын
Still more effective than that un at stopping wars
@lazydatebase4424
@lazydatebase4424 2 жыл бұрын
Ukrainian here. There is a solid reason for why the russian hobo-army is so lost. The first one is that those who were captured (and others ) have old maps of Ukraine, like mid 2000's. The second one that civillians started tacking down all major and small road signs that pointed to city's, village's and all manor of twists, turns, intersections. Replaseing them with signes "Go the fuck back to russia". Ps sorry for mistakes.
@albertoandrade9807
@albertoandrade9807 2 жыл бұрын
Going to need a source about the old maps
@atomicmillenial9728
@atomicmillenial9728 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertoandrade9807 Like most things coming out of Ukraine, it's probably bullshit. Thinking that the Russians are being stumped by old road maps and Bugs Bunny-tier tomfoolery is about as believable as the "definitely not from DCS or ARMA" footage floating around.
@kettelbe
@kettelbe 2 жыл бұрын
Slavia Ukraini dude
@richardvernon317
@richardvernon317 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertoandrade9807 Seen one of them captured....dated 1985!!! Area Slow Glow Zone north of Kyiv on the Boarder!!!
@saintcynicism2654
@saintcynicism2654 2 жыл бұрын
​@@albertoandrade9807 I'm usually all for healthy skepticism, but even if it was false that wouldn't make Russia look any better. If anything, you coudl make the argument that would actually make them look worse. Because then they'd be getting lost and wandering into ambushes with *accurate* maps.
@DrMario-
@DrMario- 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wondered about the hypothetical that the U.S. military, or any military for that matter, has to reactivate old tech from WWII like prop planes and early jets and battleships because there was a horrible war and all the new tech got destroyed. I didn’t expect that to come true with Russia because they just suck.
@TheLightypants
@TheLightypants 2 жыл бұрын
The US has reactivated old WW2 Battleships a few times. Most notable during desert storm.
@boobah5643
@boobah5643 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheLightypants The _Iowas_ were refitted in the 80s as a bizarre choice of countermeasure to the Soviet _Kirovs._ The Soviets had a huge surface combatant, so the USN needed one, too. They replaced a lot of the WWII era kit of the _Iowas_ with then-modern stuff (replacing 40mm Bofors with Phalanxes, catapult seaplanes for helicopters, that sort of thing) but kept the big 16" guns. As more of a prestige project than anything practical (any modern sea battle between surface combatants is almost surely going to be decided by missiles before they enter gun range), they were stupidly expensive and were deactivated in under a decade, then one or two were brought back out for Desert Storm. All four are now museum ships.
@trazyntheinfinite9895
@trazyntheinfinite9895 2 жыл бұрын
@@boobah5643 well, the fellow iraqi soldiers that got shelled by them 16 inchers probably thought "man if we only were bombarded by a battalion of paladins on a raft or something instead of these big expensive battleships. Oh why does nobody do that anyways? you can land a heli there so put a paladin there. the boat wont sink, right?
@hatman4818
@hatman4818 2 жыл бұрын
My Pop Pop was a pharmacists mate on the USS Wisconsin, an Iowa class battleship during WW2. They were reactivated more for PR reasons, and really dont have a place in modern combat. But they were good at the one and only thing theyve down throughout their entire service history going back to WW2... Pummeling inland infantry positions with 16 inch shells.
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 2 жыл бұрын
@@boobah5643 not to mention that they were ready to rip out one of main turrets to turn them into missile Iowas. Cruise missiles still found their way onto these ships though. Have you noticed that US has highest number of museum ships in the world and they're actually mothballed, not inoperable. Iowas can still return into service, with even more missiles strapped to them. Problem is crews.
@atomsk01
@atomsk01 Жыл бұрын
This video continues to age like fine wine...another month and LP should open a winery.
@mr.pigtank7092
@mr.pigtank7092 2 жыл бұрын
Russia has the military organization of me playing as The UK in hearts of iron four, at 2 AM
@Mic_Glow
@Mic_Glow 2 жыл бұрын
I love that reactive cardboard And yes Russia did more in 2 weeks for Europe's unity and (green) energy security than politicians in 30 years. - Germany stopped considering gas as "green" and is considering reactivating nuclear reactors - more spending on renewables - more spending on defense - countries that have been on the fence about joining NATO/ EU want to join NOW. Preferably yesterday. - united Europe, both military and politically
@crunchymix
@crunchymix 2 жыл бұрын
That egg cardboard really surprised me even wood or pillow are more useful than fake ERA.
@SynchronizorVideos
@SynchronizorVideos 2 жыл бұрын
Super happy to hear that Germany is looking to move back to nuclear power. Shifting away from that was such a terrible move.
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 2 жыл бұрын
Another united Europe? Awesome.
@thilotherz9300
@thilotherz9300 2 жыл бұрын
@@crunchymix Afaik the cardboard looking parts are actual components of the armour. They are spacers, possibly fibre glass, that position the reactive plates in the correct shallow angle. I have seen a technical drawing including those.
@henryfleischer404
@henryfleischer404 2 жыл бұрын
I wish that war wasn't necessary to do this, but I'm glad the results happened. Maybe once Europe actually makes progress on switching to green energy, my country, the US, will follow. I'm still worried about the increased militarization though, I don't want more countries to end up like mine.
@Ironclockwork
@Ironclockwork 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear of your health setback. Take your time and get well. After all, a healthy Lazerpig is a happy and productive Lazerpig!
@jamietaylor5570
@jamietaylor5570 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it's not swine flu.
@daveyboi1337
@daveyboi1337 2 жыл бұрын
Ngl, that kinda sounds like socialist propaganda: "A healthy worker is a happy and productive worker!"
@Ironclockwork
@Ironclockwork 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveyboi1337 I mean, that was the joke I was intending to make. ;P
@daveyboi1337
@daveyboi1337 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ironclockwork ah sorry I was trying to sound smart.
@MegaBanne
@MegaBanne 2 жыл бұрын
A productive Lazerpig serves the soviet union well.
@JayMaverick
@JayMaverick Жыл бұрын
8:01 Oh my god it makes so much sense. It's been 8 months now and this weird military behavior has had me scratching my head. Perfect explanation with the Burger King story.
@robertnogva
@robertnogva 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, its been 4 month's now. I would love a follow-up on Ukraine
@jpetras16
@jpetras16 2 жыл бұрын
There's no follow up because Ukraine is kill LMAO
@4amganggang
@4amganggang 2 жыл бұрын
There was never going to be a second Chernobyl. Those giant concrete blast doors you highlighted are designed to keep radiation in, and double as a great bunker from bombs. The reactor is and will be safe unless they drop a bunker buster right on top of the reactor.
@fluffynator6222
@fluffynator6222 2 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas.
@090giver090
@090giver090 2 жыл бұрын
And you shall never underestimate of russian ability to do the unthinkable ;) I can imagine some general yelling at some colonel to "smoke out the bastard from the powerplant". And there goes BETAB-500.
@2200calle
@2200calle 2 жыл бұрын
as long as they keep cooling running
@riograndedosulball248
@riograndedosulball248 2 жыл бұрын
Russia must have one unexploded Tall Boy ordinance being refitted this exact moment just for that power plant and I'm afraid of it
@lamebubblesflysohigh
@lamebubblesflysohigh 2 жыл бұрын
The main risk in these powerplants are not reactors but spent fuel cooling pools. Cut the power and you have to run pumps on backup diesel generators and those need fuel. This problem happened in Chernobyl this week and the situation became so bad that Russian actually allowed Ukrainians to come and fix the power line because they couldn't supply the site with enough diesel for generators (no wonder they are leaving perfectly working tanks on the side of the road if they cant even feed half a dozen of generators lol)
@nonyabeeznuss304
@nonyabeeznuss304 2 жыл бұрын
I spent a LOT of time handling Russian equipment and weaponry when I was in the military. I found it to be outdated worn out trash. All the tankies have assured me for years thats because I was handling the exported junk that Russia allows to leave their country and that Putin is a mensa level genius who keeps the good stuff in reserve. Lo and behold! Russia is at war, and they are fielding old, worn out, outdated trash. But I'm assured by stubborn tankies that ANY DAY NOW a tidal wave of T-14 Armatas and state of the art 5th gen fighter craft are going to explode out of Russia supported by power armored infantry with rail guns and plasma cannons, and they're not going to stop until they get to paris! Sorry, but rolling in all of this slavaboo salt is vindicating my entire career and I love it.
@imtiredtiredtired
@imtiredtiredtired 2 жыл бұрын
Russian equipments are supposed to win the fight with sheer numbers anyway, quality is irrelevant if you could drown your enemies with your own corpses and burning hulks of tanks, planes and whatnot. However, this is no longer the Soviet era, and the declining Russian population are no longer able to support that kind of war.
@l.av.h7812
@l.av.h7812 2 жыл бұрын
With what money and materials?
@nonyabeeznuss304
@nonyabeeznuss304 2 жыл бұрын
@@imtiredtiredtired The russians have 3 to 4 times the equipment and manpower the ukraine does and its still not working. If russia had invaded Ukraine with a force 1/2 this size but equipped with NATO tier gear and training they'd probably have atleast taken kyiv by now. "Quantity has a quality all it's own" is just corrupt dictator cope for not having a real military.
@barrag3463
@barrag3463 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone still talking about the Armata or Su-57 is full of crap, as there are only 20 T-14s and 14 pre-production Su-57 Airframes in existence. Most of what russia has left is going to be older modernizations (as in, not modernized, really) and even older, obsolescent equipment. People talking about soviet gear being designed to "win by numbers" are forgetting that soviet deep battle was also heavily contingent on the western parts of the warsaw pact being a buffer/crumple zone, that the soviets were trying to have their equipment at a "parity" level with the west (doing a questionable job at it in some places but at least only a portion of their arsenal was 10 years out of date vs the majority being 20-30 years out of date and lacking critical maintenance), and the fact that russia currently has a demographic problem.
@nonyabeeznuss304
@nonyabeeznuss304 2 жыл бұрын
@@barrag3463 My original job was anti tank, and I've studied armor capabilities to a decent amount. I've climbed all up in T72's and T-80's and it was literally my job for a long time to have threat armor specs memorized. The T-72 is wet tissue paper, the T-80 is wet cardboard, and they decided to stuff the turrets full of poorly racked ammo. I've never been hands on with a T-90 as nobody anywhere I've went had one, but I've gone over manuals and spec sheets. The T-90 could maybe hold its own against the M60, which, considering Russias best can maybe handle a US threat from 30 years before it was designed is really speaking volumes. I don't know jack shit about air, but I know tanks, and if the T-90 is 30 years behind the Abrams, the T-14 is probably, at best, 10 years behind it. And they can't afford to make enough of them to matter anyways. If their air doctrine is as behind as their armor, (What little I've seen suggests it is) then they are probably designing fighters to go toe to the with the F-15 and building 2 or 3 a year while we crank out a few hundred F35's a year. And our F15's will still probably kick thier ass anyways.
@CStone-xn4oy
@CStone-xn4oy Жыл бұрын
1 year later and I have to say that either the oligarchs are being amazingly patient with the costly stalemate that Putin has pulled Russia into or Russia is really a dictatorship essential run by one man.
@donaldchurch8158
@donaldchurch8158 Жыл бұрын
*Civilian takes picture of convoy* Russian: You can't take pictures if you can't charge your phone. *Proceeds to bomb nuclear powerplant*
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 2 жыл бұрын
The myth of Russian Aircraft has been burst before. When the MiG-25 landed in Japan in 1976 Western analysts were astonished at it's lack of capabilities. It had been assumed to be equal to the F-15, instead it was a fuel-hungry interceptor specialized to fight a bomber that the Americans can already canceled.
@albertoandrade9807
@albertoandrade9807 2 жыл бұрын
Fuel and motor hungry. Motors had to be replaced after a single run at Match speed
@thelordofcringe
@thelordofcringe 2 жыл бұрын
That was the point. It was an interceptor that couldnt do anything else, a technological dead end. As long as they kept flying it, the americans kept worrying, so they just did, and didnt bother upgrading it much. Yet another case of westerners fearing russian tech without any reason. At least we found out it was a bluff before we spent tooo many billions trying to steal its parts.
@nitehawk86
@nitehawk86 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertoandrade9807 Yeah, the engines were originally designed for a drone. Those tend not to get a lot of reuse :)
@albertoandrade9807
@albertoandrade9807 2 жыл бұрын
@@nitehawk86 really?!
@vincere_
@vincere_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@albertoandrade9807 Pretty sure they were originally intended for cruise missiles.
@reed510
@reed510 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Russia’s military forces wouldn’t be much without the threat of Nuclear war. Great job LP!
@c0ya1
@c0ya1 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the PLA was this bad, but the Russians make them look like seasoned veterans.
@kristianwills786
@kristianwills786 2 жыл бұрын
Russia having nuclear weapons is the only thing that keeps it on the world stage these days. Basically North Korea Lite but a little less oppressive.
@jackspedicy2711
@jackspedicy2711 2 жыл бұрын
imagine if every single group in hisotry has nukes, from isis and no-no germans to canada and norway
@jeremyheintz1479
@jeremyheintz1479 2 жыл бұрын
That's if you believe all of the analyst's. Have you thought maybe Putin is going slow, which is the Russian way, to limit damage to Ukraine.
@svidentkyrponos7530
@svidentkyrponos7530 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyheintz1479 BS, Russia is almost all out bombarding cities and so on to try to break the ukrainian morale and is about to scrape the barrel for reservists
@TheBenenene10
@TheBenenene10 Жыл бұрын
6 Months later... you gave russia too much credit
@SoMuchFacepalm
@SoMuchFacepalm Ай бұрын
Two years later, both Zelensky and Putin are clearly just using this war a a money laundering operation. Or Putin is incompetent and Europe is scared Zelensky will invade if they give him too much martial.
@rostdreadnorramus4936
@rostdreadnorramus4936 5 ай бұрын
Well, here we are. Almost 2 years later and the madness continues.
@sweatysocks8214
@sweatysocks8214 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest. You're the only channel I've really only seen talk about this from a historical or military way without fear mongering or exaggerating. Now that doesn't mean you can't get things wrong or anything but you actually try your hardest and I really appreciate it.
@kylemartz854
@kylemartz854 2 жыл бұрын
Adam Something, Task & Purpose, History Legends, Good Times Bad Times, Covert Cabal, Wendover, Caspian Report have good videos on the war
@adenkyramud5005
@adenkyramud5005 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy has made good streams about the topic as well.
@tanker00v25
@tanker00v25 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylemartz854 saw rusobots using Task&Purpose video as a pro-russian argument so wouldn't be so sure
@deutschedogge3223
@deutschedogge3223 2 жыл бұрын
LOL "without fear mongering or exaggerating." Literally all he did was scream Putin BAD Russia BAD for 25 minutes.
@tanker00v25
@tanker00v25 2 жыл бұрын
@@deutschedogge3223 and he is 100% right AND he did it without exaggerating and fearmongering
@marcellhegyi1363
@marcellhegyi1363 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly dont feel bad for "milking" the situation by far this is the most put together honest and listenable way of learning about an ever evolving situation. ps: i hope you recover quickly, i recently had covid and i still have the cough after 3 weeks
@lorenzojimenezgutierrez4086
@lorenzojimenezgutierrez4086 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully you recover as well
@devindeocharan8323
@devindeocharan8323 2 жыл бұрын
Know the feeling, lost most my sense smell since I lost COVID, been quite a pain
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 2 жыл бұрын
cure the rona with an ice cold rona.
@sigma5088
@sigma5088 2 жыл бұрын
​@@manboy4720 cure the rona with physical exercise, namely cardio and good eating habits it helped me loads
@Girtharmstrong69
@Girtharmstrong69 2 жыл бұрын
@@sigma5088 lol Goodluck with that advice, look at the comments. These moronic kids think watching a video game is the best way to learn about the news because aparaently video games are that accurate now
@stephenwest6738
@stephenwest6738 8 ай бұрын
The cobra maneuver absolutely does have real world combat applications. Everyone knows that when threatened you are supposed to make yourself as big as possible and yell loudly. Or play dead, i don't know.
@alextheamethyst5262
@alextheamethyst5262 Жыл бұрын
THIS WAS 1 WHOLE FUCKING YEAR AGO??? I’m 23 minutes in i thought this was brand new shit, they really were down this bad 1 year ago?
@river_kingk9349
@river_kingk9349 Жыл бұрын
The Russians failed literally Day 1 of the invasion, everything has just been downhill from there.
@Vexxed
@Vexxed 2 жыл бұрын
Most insightful video on the conflict I've seen. Thanks for this
@Chuckler127
@Chuckler127 2 жыл бұрын
Vexxed! You're alive! How ya been?
@recedinghairline5696
@recedinghairline5696 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time ive seen vexxed in years
@88ights
@88ights 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen you for awhile my man
@newnamesameperson397
@newnamesameperson397 2 жыл бұрын
Better than anything the mainstream news is throwing out
@craftpaint1644
@craftpaint1644 2 жыл бұрын
Ironic he was playing a video game as we are living Age of Empires right now. 🤦🇺🇲⚒️🇷🇺
@Aphoti_K
@Aphoti_K 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to see a third part of this saga in face of russian "tactical retreat" from Kiev and other parts of northern Ukraine.
@saber2802
@saber2802 2 жыл бұрын
you predicted it. They're basically retreating from those areas into the Donbas Region.
@golubayaakula1685
@golubayaakula1685 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest part is that they tried to sell the retreat as some agreement reached in negotiations. And some people bought it
@ieat10kittens94
@ieat10kittens94 2 жыл бұрын
@@golubayaakula1685 and trolls are claiming that there was no battle of kiev
@Revan058
@Revan058 2 жыл бұрын
@@ieat10kittens94 Well, there wasn't. There was a battle for Kyiv, however. Teasing, but fuck Russia and fuck their spellings.
@huntre111
@huntre111 2 жыл бұрын
and *that's not all*, there's been a bunch of local sabotage in Russia, from important industrial location getting blown up to recruitment centers getting *firebombed*
@NuclearDemoman
@NuclearDemoman Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, they're doing the same shit with the unencrypted communications as they were in World War I. And those blue trucks are straight out of Half-Life 2.
@Xhumed
@Xhumed Жыл бұрын
This aged like a fine wine.
@Thehighwayman429
@Thehighwayman429 2 жыл бұрын
"He got to go home early!" As a 30 year veteran of every kind, level, and position of food service, I felt that in my fucking bones.
@IndyGuest
@IndyGuest 2 жыл бұрын
Big same. Only I've got a mere 12 years of experience ;D
@Riddle99-v7q
@Riddle99-v7q 2 жыл бұрын
Great profile pic!
@perun6318
@perun6318 2 жыл бұрын
Cringe pfp.
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 2 жыл бұрын
@@perun6318 you're triggered by people saying "fuck no!" to fascism. You're subscribed to fascists. My shocked face: 😑
@henryhaile1653
@henryhaile1653 2 жыл бұрын
@@perun6318 average arch fan
@ThePhiphler
@ThePhiphler 2 жыл бұрын
Russia do have a "GPS replacement" called Glonass, but it probably doesn't work very well, and Russians likely used GPS in for example Syria. The images you had of artillery strikes were very interesting in explaining what is actually happening in Ukraine right now.
@SuperUltimateLP
@SuperUltimateLP 2 жыл бұрын
the quesion is, does russia have enough satellites in orbit to have accurate tracking ?
@SuperUltimateLP
@SuperUltimateLP 2 жыл бұрын
@@filespec this would make there blatant inaccuracy even more depressing..
@TricycleRebound55
@TricycleRebound55 2 жыл бұрын
@@filespec per wikipedia it's a full constellation and accurate up to like 2 meters. Seems like it would be satisfactory for blowing things up.
@peterson7082
@peterson7082 2 жыл бұрын
It's more accurate at higher latitudes than GPS, but less so near the equator on most passes.
@Del_S
@Del_S 2 жыл бұрын
@@TricycleRebound55 I'm starting to suspect some of the claimed capabilities of -pureass- Glonass may not actually be true....
@Shenaldrac
@Shenaldrac Жыл бұрын
I think the thing that gets me the most about the whole "Russia hasn't sent in its real army, only shitty cannon fodder dumbdumbs with no equipment or training!" argument is that it completely ignores that _that's really bad!_ It's stupid to use underequipped, undertrained troops as your frontline soldiers if you have better soldiers you could be using instead. I mean, if Russia could have taken many of their objectives but failed to because the intentionally used poor troops then, clearly sending out poor troops _was a bad call and a bad decision and that says something about their ability to fight a war!_ "I meant to shoot myself in the foot" doesn't make you look better after you shoot yourself in the foot and actually makes you look *more* stupid because it shows it wasn't an accident but an intentional decision!
@royalbluegaming7763
@royalbluegaming7763 10 ай бұрын
I agree with this interpretation
@slavsquatsuperstar
@slavsquatsuperstar Жыл бұрын
Ngl coming back to listen to LazerPig roast Russia’s military is a guilty pleasure of mine
@SergeantKillGore
@SergeantKillGore 2 жыл бұрын
A single egomaniac has plunged Europe back into war. I never thought such a thing would happen in my lifetime. Slava Ukraini. 🇺🇦
@jewmanfalloutvegas
@jewmanfalloutvegas 2 жыл бұрын
Not again…
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 2 жыл бұрын
@@jewmanfalloutvegas welp. Another 1939, except it's more like the invasion of france 25 years before that.
@090giver090
@090giver090 2 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 More like Italy invading Greece ;)
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 2 жыл бұрын
@@090giver090 oh, good one!
@manofcultura
@manofcultura 2 жыл бұрын
Too be fair he had a lot of help from either idiotic or complicit elites from both west and east. In the west, they decided that NOW would be a good time to create a vulnerability in energy by limiting drilling and shutting down nuclear plants. In the East, they think it would be fun to see if Russian military assets are actually all they were advertised to be. Hint: the fact China has halted almost all arms deals with Russian in 2019 and are going their own way says NO. However the Chinese have a vested interest in testing real world war scenarios in the new age of drones and cellphones, so they egged the little fucker in Russia on.
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 2 жыл бұрын
I will never laugh as hard as seeing a Russian tank being stolen by a Ukrainian farmer driving a brand new John Deere,
@The_Modeling_Underdog
@The_Modeling_Underdog 2 жыл бұрын
Sterling comedy of the Benny Hill kind. It only lacked "Yakety Sax" blasting from the tractor and some Hill's Angels chasing the convoy.
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Modeling_Underdog 😂😂😂😂
@superextempman
@superextempman 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that scene with the farmer with a shed full of guns from Hot Fuzz "Where did you get a Russian tank?" Found it!
@The_Modeling_Underdog
@The_Modeling_Underdog 2 жыл бұрын
@@superextempman True. Thanks for the kind reminder, I have to watch it again.
@manazure
@manazure 2 жыл бұрын
That's not a Deere, that's a KhTZ-Kharkiv Tractorny Zavod, who also paint their tractors green (still making them!).
@dm121984
@dm121984 Жыл бұрын
10:40 The method you are referring to is known as 'dead reckoning' and use usually done by an inertia navigation unit of some kind - most airline planes have one of these on board as they are not allowed to rely on GPS exclusively in case the military ever cuts the signal off and the the airline plane suddenly doesn't know where it is. These units vary in cost and effectiveness massively, and basically work by sensing the acceleration and decceleration of the vehicle in all 3 dimensions at the same time, using that to work out the speed and hence distance travelled. Very good setups of this can keep vehicles position accurate to within metres over hours - poor ones will loss track of you quickly; given the state of other Russian tech so far, I'd guess the units are getting them to within kilometres of target but no closer.
@hamham_6411
@hamham_6411 Жыл бұрын
downloading this before the ruzzia-bots convince youtube this video is a "hate crime" too (for those unaware, yes, lazerpig's first ukraine video got yeeted, for _that_ reason) watch this while you still can
@FPSDIESEL
@FPSDIESEL 2 жыл бұрын
I've binged all your content the mix of humor and history is great, Yeah I found you through this but you need the play button for the hard work. Also I would love book recommendations to become more well-read on everything.
@mymumdroppedmeinthewomb367
@mymumdroppedmeinthewomb367 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie a book I'd recommend to anyone is Kokoda, the guy that wrote it did a lot of work to get first hand accounts on it
@ChemEDan
@ChemEDan 2 жыл бұрын
I missed the part about electric butthole glue. Sounds like a r*pe prevention device sold to prisoners
@exudeku
@exudeku 2 жыл бұрын
@@mymumdroppedmeinthewomb367 Rimmy also made a first-hand journalism in the first few days of the war
@mymumdroppedmeinthewomb367
@mymumdroppedmeinthewomb367 2 жыл бұрын
@@exudeku that he did, man put more work in than anyone I've seen so far, 10+ hours of coverage on it all
@CoobyPls
@CoobyPls 2 жыл бұрын
Eggs.
@johnmccarron7066
@johnmccarron7066 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think making multiple videos on a current conflict is milking it. Everybody has to find some way to contribute to what's going on, whether it's going there and picking up a rifle, or giving shelter to refugees, or fighting propaganda andb disinformation. Being an expert, whether professional or amateur, on military affairs and commenting on a current military crisis helps to contextualize it. This is a senseless situation, and people need to have some balance in the world through understanding it. If it takes multiple videos and essays to do that, then it takes multiple videos and essays to do that. Either way, thank you very much for posting another one.
@swaghauler8334
@swaghauler8334 2 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised just how many S2s actually review the KZfaq amature tacticians to see what they are saying. Many of those KZfaqrs are vets and have first-hand experience with the topic "in the field."
@still_guns
@still_guns 2 жыл бұрын
GobHoblin?
@howardmaryon
@howardmaryon Жыл бұрын
Watching this in late may 2023, many of your observations about Russian incompetence have turned out to be true, or even worse.
@legatilegions8055
@legatilegions8055 Жыл бұрын
Lol that A-50 you show at 19:30, has just been blown up in belarus, by insurgants, the planes where standing in the same place as you show in your video.. 11 months later ^^ Great videos, thx for the laughs
@thegodless2904
@thegodless2904 2 жыл бұрын
When I went in to the Army (Infantry) in early 2000's, we were still trained in 'Cold-war' style Conventional warfare (Counter-insurgency came later) where "Russa" were the primary adversary. Everything was presented as if it were equal in regards to us v's them in almost all aspect. Their equipment was just as good, soldiers just as good, tactics and so on. Basically you were bred with a view that if there were ever to be a conflict with them it would be a stalemate war of attrition where neither side has significant advantage over the other and hence why the "Nuke" outcome was assured. Seeing the Russian tactics (or lack of) on display in Ukraine, I am amazed at how utterly fucking incompetent their forces are and that if we had/did ever go against them, I feel extremely confident that we would completely wipe the floor with them.
@paullakowski2509
@paullakowski2509 2 жыл бұрын
Seems to me western thinking is to "prepared for the worse but hope fore the best"
@dragonace119
@dragonace119 2 жыл бұрын
@@paullakowski2509 Basically, its far better to be overprepared than underprepared.
@FNR
@FNR 2 жыл бұрын
All armies are prisoners of their last war, and the Soviet Union learned many lessons from WW2. They then built an army designed specifically to address these lessons, at all levels from the squad all the way up to grand strategy. But the implementation of any plan always involves trade offs, and the creation of a Soviet Army designed to be able to capture Western Europe in a scale of hours to days brings with it a number of initial conditions that must be met in order for that army to work as designed. The Soviet Army in, say, 1984 (probably) met all those conditions and (probably) would have worked as designed. But it is not 1984. The Russians are not the Soviets, although most of their doctrine still dates to that period. They can no longer meet the initial conditions required to make Soviet-style warfare work. The surprise of the current conflict is that they have not pivoted to some sort of hybrid doctrine that would function with the forces they have. Indeed, they appear to completely lack the professionalism to either recognize the need to adapt, or they see the need but failed to execute. It’s not just that they are fighting with doctrine that they can no longer sustain, it’s that they are failing to execute any recognizable doctrine at all. I have, from time to time, been called upon to command “Soviet” forces as part of training packages for western troops… and I find myself professionally offended at how poorly the real thing is performing. And yet, I’m also happy for Ukraine that they get to fight this C team army, as ultimately, that leads to national survival - and that’s what we all want to see.
@kcnichols8968
@kcnichols8968 2 жыл бұрын
I got in right as the Infantry switched from Counterinsurgency training and back to force on force. The first few exercises of it were interesting to say the least if anything we walked into everything with the assumption that they had better training weapons and such because they got to watch us toil against desert folk for 15 years at that point and had adapted themselves to exploit perceived weaknesses in our forces. To watch the Russians go out and perform like this has been stunning to myself and everyone I served with. It's like they didn't pay any attention to the lessons that we were learning for them or that they themselves should have learned in the 80s in Afghanistan and are just blindly running from crisis to crisis hoping the Ukrainians just get bored and give up.
@TurtleSauceGaming
@TurtleSauceGaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@paullakowski2509 Aren't we all like that?
@ellagrant6190
@ellagrant6190 2 жыл бұрын
14:20 "Rifle from WW2" Yes, but also technically a rifle from the 19th Century.
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 2 жыл бұрын
What?
@thefrogyeti
@thefrogyeti 2 жыл бұрын
@@jorenvanderark3567 The first variant of the Mosin-Nagant was adopted by the Russian Empire in 1891, and began development in 1882. It's old as fuck.
@LilTachanka
@LilTachanka 2 жыл бұрын
The mosin in the image is a PU mosin, the sniper variant, also dude with dp28 is there somewhere I the war
@surplusking2425
@surplusking2425 2 жыл бұрын
Even US Army and Navy uses WW1 era machine gun so that's not a problem.
@wokedog1799
@wokedog1799 2 жыл бұрын
@@surplusking2425 I mean the US still uses M2 variants, not the same ones used in WW2. That was a Mosin PU, which is the exact sniper rifle of WW2
@buddermonger2000
@buddermonger2000 2 жыл бұрын
15:35 The answer is that yes it did have it just lying around. The USSR stockpiled basically everything it could from the last century and a half of warfare. That's part of why it has 20k tanks on paper in reserve (it is said that more than a bit of that are still T-34s and while they've been retired from service back in around the 70s, there's a decent chance of some warehouse somewhere still having T34s somewhere and who knows how Russia counts its numbers) and also why they are using MAXIM GUNS
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that while they don’t actually have any T-34s outside of museums and a couple they use for the Victory Day parade, Russia does still have about a hundred original BM-13 Katyushas in storage.
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, there is nothing wrong with a century-old water-cooled Maxim gun in a defensive position.
@Walterbgaming
@Walterbgaming Жыл бұрын
This has been an on going frustration for me personally and yea im late by like 6 months in finding the video but i always had an interest in russian FSB related stuff. I collect a lot of helmets and was looking into a BTR-60. Theres to this day still people after watching the Ukrainian offensive going "nah bro just wait they'll have something". No they won't, the army is corrupt, everyone is underpaid and steals whatever isnt bolted to the floor and if it is they'll sure as hell unbolt it and sell you everything including said bolts. Commanders waste a shitload of money on total garbage like the FSB helmets i have are a solid indicator of this. In a very small span of years various FSB outfits all have their own completely unique loadouts for very specific purposes and every time it wasn't quite right so they made something new. They waste colossal amounts on reinventing stuff where as the West is like... what if helmet with modularity??? The same is with their vehicles and their weapons, Everything has a metric ton of M(odernized) variations of old stuff. Old garbage that gets a few upgrades and its now modernized everyone and then the average recruit steals whatever they can pick off that doesn't get noticed. and at this stage of the war whats Russia gonna invade anyone else with? T34s? a million men with some a mosin and some a pouch of ammo? Russias military is wholesale corrupt to the core and the top brass all have massive wealth that was intended to fund their units.
@robd5237
@robd5237 2 жыл бұрын
Admitting upfront that you "have no idea what you are talking about" (and neither do we) is what makes your analysis so interesting and sets you apart from the other armchair generals
@BlastinRope
@BlastinRope 2 жыл бұрын
If this is what passes as critical thinking these days, no wonder the world is in such a sad state.
@riccardoiani
@riccardoiani 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlastinRope yeah i m waiting for the end of this conflict for analyzing it
@paulwilliams667
@paulwilliams667 2 жыл бұрын
Neither of you morons have any intelligent observations nor does anyone give a fuck about your “analysis”.
@furnoprime9439
@furnoprime9439 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulwilliams667 Well lads we found one
@michaelimbesi2314
@michaelimbesi2314 2 жыл бұрын
You're not milking it. We want more content on this. After all, as you said: you're one of the only ones who knows what you're talking about. There is a distinct lack of decent content on this, and it's a really important current event. Please, for the love of god, keep it up! I'd happily watch a video from you every day or two.
@UkraineJames2000
@UkraineJames2000 2 жыл бұрын
I second this opinion.
@dimitrisfromgreece7588
@dimitrisfromgreece7588 2 жыл бұрын
@@UkraineJames2000 So do i.
@matthewsutton3921
@matthewsutton3921 2 жыл бұрын
@@UkraineJames2000 as do I
@MyFunnyVids888
@MyFunnyVids888 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewsutton3921 the galactic senate agrees
@autistickid6972
@autistickid6972 2 жыл бұрын
@@UkraineJames2000 same
@jack6565
@jack6565 Ай бұрын
Amazing watching this 2 years on and seeing what has and hasn't happened. Sweeden and Finland joining NATO like you suggested as well as over half a million Russian casualties. You should revisit this video gor 2024, id love to hear your thoughts on things now LP.
@martinjrgensen8234
@martinjrgensen8234 Жыл бұрын
One of my friends has come out as a tankie. His answer to everything isn’t nukes, but HyPerSoNIc MIssIles.
@SupremeRTS
@SupremeRTS Жыл бұрын
And now it turns out the patriot system cam shoot them down
@americankid7782
@americankid7782 11 ай бұрын
And considering how it seems that Russia doesn’t understand how to properly employ hypersonic missiles, shooting them down is quite easy. If your missile is traveling at a constant speed in a constant direction, a computer can figure out exactly where it is going to be at what time and make sure that point is going to be filled with so many pre formed fragments to turn the air into tungsten.
@Aredel
@Aredel 11 ай бұрын
Can you hear that? That's the sound of Habitual Line Crosser facepalming in the distance.
@sophisthemlock246
@sophisthemlock246 10 ай бұрын
@@Aredel Would you intercept me... I'd intercept me...
@Aredel
@Aredel 10 ай бұрын
@@sophisthemlock246 “come on! I’ll give you a chance! I’ll shut off one of my engines! I’ll have had are balloons and UFOs and I’m FUCKING TIRED of this bullshit-ass air to air vegan diet!”
@jjfwwhlol5923
@jjfwwhlol5923 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't get why people fear Russia's military(NOT THEIR NUKES, their military). It has a horrible track record. Let's look at the past 120 years. In order, they lost to Japan, in WW1 they surrendered to the Germans, Poland, Finland, yes they won WW2 but with a HEAVY cost, Estonia's war of independence, their invasion of Afganistan, and now they are being bogged down in Ukraine. Why does anyone take them seriously?
@TrinityShoji
@TrinityShoji 2 жыл бұрын
Size. They spend proportionally more than the US (in comparison to their GDP) to maintain, upgrade and equip their army. They have one of the largest standing forces in the world, behind China, India and the US, and they're one of the foremost exporters of firearms. Before the Russo-Ukranian War showed how underwhelming their forces actual are, their air forces and ground forces are both massive and modernizing with equipment like the KA-52 and Hind series of gunships.
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 2 жыл бұрын
@@TrinityShoji As also pointed out by several places (including the Russian/Ukraine war itself) Russia has a bad habit of leaning on propaganda as well. Just because they made a thousand or so new things and flaunted them around to photographers and airshows, doesn't mean the other couple hundred thousand of soldiers still aren't using equipment from the freakin' 80s, including their rations.
@Phoenix-214
@Phoenix-214 2 жыл бұрын
@@TrinityShoji Also behind both Koreas and Vietnam, numerically, except at least the RoK would probably eat them alive if they attempted an invasion of the country, which has several million conscripts and at least half a million regulars and extremely advanced ground warfare technology and an air force which is properly equipped and trained for its job. But honestly? It's also because people assumed, _not without good reason,_ that the Russians would not repeat the same mistakes which lost them so many previous wars, because why the fuck would they ever let that shit happen again? During the _last_ Big Rammie in the 40s, it cost them _dozens of millions_ of lives. Common sense is not so common, apparently.
@MKJNS7086
@MKJNS7086 2 жыл бұрын
The Myth of Russian Military Competency got started in WW2, when American lend lease was able to literally make up for every Soviet fuck up you can imagine. The Russians have a habit of out running their logistics but the Wehrmacht and SS simply did not have the men and materiel to take advantage of it. They still managed to maul the Red Army despite being outnumbered and on the retreat.
@kazuhiramiller7491
@kazuhiramiller7491 2 жыл бұрын
@@MKJNS7086 yeah bro, the glorious german liberating force definitely mauled the dirty unwashed asiatic hordes with 1 mosin per 10 people when army group center was completely annihilated! and they definitely won the war because of military aid that didn't even make up 5% of their equipment! i imagine joseph goebbels taught you all that
@MyTomServo
@MyTomServo 2 жыл бұрын
Never have I been so disgusted at the senseless loss of life and so filled with schadenfreude at the same time. Truly a time... to ... like be alive or something
@Michael-yf6bl
@Michael-yf6bl Жыл бұрын
Putin needs to rap this up quickly:.. 1 FREAKING YEAR OF STUPID DECISIONS LATER.
@Sleepy1988
@Sleepy1988 2 жыл бұрын
That bit about the unencrypted radio communications and Ivan riding up on his bike with orders being like the 1940s…well, during the opening of Barbarossa, Nazi Germany’s invasion of the USSR, the Red Army wasn’t using encryption for their radios, the Germans were listening in on them, and so it is in fact like the 1940s.
@BBBobby12
@BBBobby12 2 жыл бұрын
Only on this channel can the name "Electric butthole glue" lead to legitimate analysis of world events
@RonnieRawdawg
@RonnieRawdawg 2 жыл бұрын
play on boogaloo, which makes commies seethe
@BBBobby12
@BBBobby12 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, time for the tankies to get a new dose of copium
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
@@RonnieRawdawg don’t forget the Right Wing CHUDS who are prepping for “the boogaloo”
@RonnieRawdawg
@RonnieRawdawg 2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba you discredit yourself with that as im an ANCAP
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba 2 жыл бұрын
@@RonnieRawdawg ah ok which flavour of ANCAP do you prefer: Feudalism with extra steps, bear attacks & child molestation, or fascism with extra steps?
@Warmaker01
@Warmaker01 2 жыл бұрын
This conflict so far has done untold damage to Russian military prestige. If anything, this is one of the most clear examples to get better training for the military services as well as modernized. This isn't the 1970s and 1980s anymore. This probably also is doing a horrible thing to the reputation for Russian arms sales.
@gnarl12
@gnarl12 2 жыл бұрын
Ahaha yep. Can't blame Arabs and Armenianse now for their stuff not working so well 😅
@georgew2014
@georgew2014 2 жыл бұрын
But Turkish drone sales will skyrocket.
@magni5648
@magni5648 2 жыл бұрын
The latter part is kinda ironic, considering that, you now, most of the Ukrainians' gear is also russian or local variations derived from russian gear. And *they* are certainly doing a pretty decent job with it. IMO the real factor here is that, well, one army actually went into this prepared to fight a war. And in an ironic reversal to the historic norm, it wasn't the one who started it.
@4T3hM4kr0n
@4T3hM4kr0n 2 жыл бұрын
@@magni5648 its because the ukrainians probably actually bothered to refurbish their equipment. They took it out of storage and actually restored it.
@mortarriding3913
@mortarriding3913 2 жыл бұрын
This is only in the eyes of civilian observers, and a handful of idiot soldiers who were so busy getting trained in how to lose to Afghan goat herders that they never got drilled on conventional armoured warfare.
@marlowc2324
@marlowc2324 Жыл бұрын
It’s so interesting watching this a year later - especially the oligarch portion. I feel like none of us knew that, in fact, the oligarchs have no power and are only allowed to exist at the whim of Putler. Still a great video my friend ❤️
@bensigl3766
@bensigl3766 Жыл бұрын
Please do a part 3. There's so much to talk about!
@Grymbaldknight
@Grymbaldknight 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, it's weirdly fun to see an armoured train in service in the 21st century. It's like seeing Spitfires in combat again, if you're into railways. I'm not going to be too thrilled about it being destroyed by man-portable modern weapons, but it's still exciting.
@warmachine5835
@warmachine5835 2 жыл бұрын
WIth any luck, Ukranian partisans will just rip the track up on either side of it and inherit a nice little historical artifact for the trouble. Given the general clownshoes nature of the war so far, this is less of a shitpost than I'd normally presume.
@saber2802
@saber2802 2 жыл бұрын
@@warmachine5835 Oh man as a fan of world war 2 soviet stuff, I am actually looking forward to how many Mosins will be on the Market, I've always wanted one. Still, I feel bad for the mothers that will have to bury their sons and fathers.
@Dodsodalo
@Dodsodalo 2 жыл бұрын
Ukraine can have a larp Metro Series thing so as to spit in Russias face, because they can showcase Alt history apocalypse Russia because no one will go to Russia.
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 2 жыл бұрын
It's sad, the train should be in the musuem, not fighting. Trains should be used for transportation war material, not fighting as war material, with the exception of artillery on rails.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator 2 жыл бұрын
@@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory Even then, none of those have ever been especially effective
@blitz8425
@blitz8425 2 жыл бұрын
I work with a guy who, and I am not embellishing this at all, believes that Russian military assets are better than the US in every way. He thinks they have a bigger and better navy and airforce, he thinks they have better modern tanks and next gen planes, he thinks they have a modern optic that links up to and paints targets for a fleet of weaponized satellites in outer space and that the US Fire Control optic was a response to said russian optic. These are somewhat low on the list of crazy shit he believes. My personal favorite is that he thinks that the Aztecs had nuclear weapons, and space travel, and also created the Amazon rain forest. What a character.
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
Is your friend Mike Sparks?
@jaek__
@jaek__ 2 жыл бұрын
You should ask him to go to Russia.
@Pharozos
@Pharozos 2 жыл бұрын
Odd request but I love stories like this. Keep us posted on particularly weird things he believes. Thank you.
@thenecromorpher
@thenecromorpher 2 жыл бұрын
Just commenting to get a notif, if/when OP ever regals us with more stories.
@blitz8425
@blitz8425 2 жыл бұрын
Somewhat less interesting but still funny is he's a HUGE crypto bro. Like he can't wait to tell you how cool crypto is. Anyway, give him a chance and he'll start telling you how before long every country is going to have to start investing in crypto, all because El Salvador did, and they are doing so well. Ignoring the fact that El Salvador is... struggling with that decision, if you try to explain to him that crypto is super unstable because it's a speculative asset that fluctuates in a way that makes it very unreliable as actual currency, he'll tell you how that's actually the governments of the world trying to suppress it and interfere with it's success. How does he know this? Because the Biden admin announced they were looking into starting an agency to track and study crypto.. they still haven't done that by the way, but that's his big evidence. Oh he also thinks atlantis is in the middle of the Sahara.
@waynesworldofsci-tech
@waynesworldofsci-tech Жыл бұрын
Heh. All the indicators were that Russia was a stuffed plush bear. At least all the ones I saw which appeared accurate.
@sekured9950
@sekured9950 2 жыл бұрын
You are hands down my absolute favorite military analyst. No one comes close. Everything you cover is unbiased and unfiltered gravy poured over hilarious commentary. I'm patiently and eagerly awaiting an update on this disaster in Ukraine.
@NapoleanBlown-aparte
@NapoleanBlown-aparte 7 ай бұрын
I would disagree and cite the redeffect videos as my source but I fell asleep 4 seconds into the video listening to that monotone as hell voice.
@halzan7467
@halzan7467 2 жыл бұрын
You may never see this comment at all but i want to tell you 1. Your not milking it. Geopolitics and conflicts evolve quickly therefore an “update video” is required. Yes this war is sad and lots of suffering is involved but I need to tell you, not making the video is the worst. Lots of us don’t have time to keep getting updated on this situation regularly so you making an update video is welcomed. 2. Consider setting up a patreon especially if you don’t want a sponsor for a video as heavy as this. I can’t do patreon unfortunately but I’m willing to bet others will. Get better lazerpig and F-111 aardvark video when?
@mortarriding3913
@mortarriding3913 2 жыл бұрын
*you're
@halzan7467
@halzan7467 2 жыл бұрын
@@mortarriding3913 I'm lazy to edit so I'll leave it
@Ben_not_10
@Ben_not_10 2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing all of the western equipment that Ukraine is using was designed more or less to knock out Russian equipment and it’s performing even better than advertised.
@LtCWest
@LtCWest 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when people were trashtalking the Javelin missile system as an outdated, overengineered peace of trash.... Look at those people now ^^
@malcolmholmes4535
@malcolmholmes4535 2 жыл бұрын
People who had no military experience two weeks ago, are now using them to great effect
@mrfun177
@mrfun177 2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmholmes4535 Yup and russia has no way to counter them since their cope cages only work against old equipment like the rp-56
@ashesofempires04
@ashesofempires04 2 жыл бұрын
@@LtCWest Even seeing someone say its outdated is bizarre, since its one if the most modern ATGMs in service anywhere. And yeah, it needs to be over engineered in order to not require a lot of training and experience to use. It had to be designed so that even the dumbest private in the US army could fire it and get a kill.
@LtCWest
@LtCWest 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashesofempires04 Yep ^^
@morten123456789
@morten123456789 Жыл бұрын
As a person who has worked in fine establishments in the fast lane, but also worked in family restaurants that works alot like fastfood businesess ... The personal story about the guy cutting tomatoes hit way to close to home. I felt like I was whiplashed into repressed memories. Our personal record was 30 minutes. We had a guy come in (was recommended by another worker who did fine) and we set him to slice ... Tomatoes. He fucking left without anyone noticing within half an hour and we never heard from him again. Either he dead, trapped behind our large boxes of fries in the freezer, or he just went ''Welp, im out'' and left without notifying anyone. Ahh that still brings a smile to my face for some reason.
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын
To be fair to people thinking Putin is playing 5D chess, if your enemy in war starts doing something that doesn’t seem to make sense then it is safer to assume that they are playing 5D chess than it is to assume that they have no idea what they are doing.
@anna-flora999
@anna-flora999 Жыл бұрын
It can be dangerous as well, though.
@sophisthemlock246
@sophisthemlock246 10 ай бұрын
He's playing 5D chess, he just doesn't know what he's playing, how to play, and doesn't even realize its not 2D chess
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 10 ай бұрын
@@sophisthemlock246 probably, but it’s often better to assume the worst and be pleasantly surprised.
@AnimarchyHistory
@AnimarchyHistory 2 жыл бұрын
“Internal Chronometer thing” you were mentioning. Inertial Navigation System. INS, in layman’s terms, you give it coordinates where you started, lay it over a map. And then the flight computer calculates your speed and heading to estimate where you are.
@christianguzman4688
@christianguzman4688 2 жыл бұрын
The missile knows where it is by knowing were it isnt...
@flaviusiacob1558
@flaviusiacob1558 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Ani!
@AnimarchyHistory
@AnimarchyHistory 2 жыл бұрын
@@flaviusiacob1558 howdy :)
@markhobbs551
@markhobbs551 2 жыл бұрын
That's the one 😊 Although it's worth mentioning, that under normal conditions INS accuracy degrades during a flight, so you tend to setup INS and then link it to your GPS to keep it accurate...... Guess that's not working either lol
@RhodokTribesman
@RhodokTribesman 2 жыл бұрын
@@christianguzman4688 The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
@Joesolo13
@Joesolo13 2 жыл бұрын
Mistake I have to point out, Russia does have it's own GPS system, GLONASS. How accurate it is, and especially why it seems to be of limited use in this war is up to anyone's guess though.
@mikhailryzhov9419
@mikhailryzhov9419 2 жыл бұрын
Modern civilian GPS also has GLONASS support and it actually helps to improve the resolution. That makes the absence of the GLONASS-guided weapons in Ukraine even strange. My only guess is that Russia does not have enough of them and prefers to spend less expensive stuff.
@robertsneddon731
@robertsneddon731 2 жыл бұрын
GLONASS is/was a Soviet-era GPS that was allowed to rot for a decade or more in the 1990s after the USSR fell apart. That didn't help but Roscosmos has launched a number of replacement satellites over the past fifteen years or so to reinvigorate the system. The Bad News about GPS is that it can be jammed or even spoofed if the locals put enough effort into it -- basically they set up a transmitter that sends fake data to any GPS receivers nearby. It's how the Iranians got hold of that American drone a while back, by confusing its tiny little electronic brain and getting it to fly into Iranian territory before it crashed when it ran out of fuel.
@420JackG
@420JackG 2 жыл бұрын
Russia was really short of ALL guided air to ground munitions before this... not sure what the breakdown of "GPS" style guided stuff was before, but the general consensus (and it's hard to actually KNOW these things) was that Russia didn't exactly have the stockpile of things like smart bombs and targeting pods that you'd hope to have for a long engagement.
@Dezzasheep
@Dezzasheep 2 жыл бұрын
Even some western commercial fitness devices use GLONASS.
@budi5361
@budi5361 2 жыл бұрын
GLONASS actually pretty good in civilian applications, I often use their data in my line of works. It can reach to mm lvl of accuracy (depends alot to the data acquisition method, satellites orbit, and data correction). I have no idea about the military applications tho. Im not glorifying russian equipments or something
@saintsinner6195
@saintsinner6195 2 жыл бұрын
As for the missing Russian radio trucks...they ditched their tried and tested communications system for a new encrypted one they developed recently that runs off of cell towers and internet connections. Unfortunately or fortunately depending on your frame of reference, they blew up all the towers in the first days of the invasion rendering their system useless. I'm no specialist and have no inside knowledge but have heard this from multiple sources early in the fight.
@spudd86
@spudd86 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the AK-47 myth of dragging it through mud. An AR-15 is much better a that, because it has a dust cover that can be closed over it's ejection port. Keep the barrel out of the mud and you can dunk an AR in dirt soup and it will work. An AK does not have a dust cover, it has many places crap can get into the gun. Dunk an AK in mud and it will not work, because it will be full of mud. To be clear, an AR will not work with mud inside it either, it's just better at not getting mud inside the mechanism. See the InRange mud test videos for proof, they tested multiple AK variants and multiple AR variants. The result was always the same. The AR worked as long as the dust covers were closed when it went into the mud, and if the bolt was closed it even worked with the ejection port dust cover open, because the bolt was keeping mud out of the action. The AK did not work.
@isaac6077
@isaac6077 Жыл бұрын
The ak does in fact have a dust cover…. Techically two if you wanna be stingy about it
@panderson5554
@panderson5554 2 жыл бұрын
I can almost see Ukraine becoming a second iteration of the Sino-Vietnamese War in 1979. In that war, the CCP tried to bully Vietnam after Hanoi had invaded and occupied Cambodia and overthrown the Beijing backed Pol Pot. However, despite having the larger army with the more modern equipment, the PLA was humiliated by the NVA and VC forces in the northern regions of Vietnam. This was due to the Chinese Army thinking its status of being a major nation would allow it to bully the smaller neighbor into line (sound familiar?). However, an inexperienced army, mainly its NCO corps, overconfidence and underestimating an enemy who had decades of experience and preparation in defending its country (sound familiar? pt2). Despite their loses, Chinese forces still captured the northern territories and claimed it had "taught Vietnam a lesson" then withdrew. While I don't see it going 1:1 (Ukraine has a much larger and more modern armed forces than Vietnam did), the set up and early stages of the two wars are eerily similar. Russia should have seen the Sino-Vietnamese War and learned that numbers do not constitute victory in a modern war, or any war for that matter. Instead, like LazerPig said, they ate up their own propaganda and marched in thinking it will all be over in a few days.
@derfvcderfvc7317
@derfvcderfvc7317 2 жыл бұрын
The Chinese also in the Korean War stopped American advances in its tracks and reversed them all the way back out of the North. This was only a handful of years after losing 10s of millions to the Sino-Japanese War and the Chinese Civil War. Its almost like all conflicts are completely different and dont mean anything to any other conflict.
@panderson5554
@panderson5554 2 жыл бұрын
@@derfvcderfvc7317 The PLA in the 1950s were completely different than in the 1980s. They were motivated, had the latest equipment due to their direct backing from the USSR, and experienced after those two wars you mentioned. Much like the Russians wanted their legacy to carry the day in Ukraine, the Chinese wanted their legacy to pave the way into Vietnam. Instead, both were faced with what were prepared armies and civilian populations.
@thejugernautkiller390
@thejugernautkiller390 2 жыл бұрын
@@panderson5554 This also remembers me of the USA vs Vietnam war
@GonnaDieNever
@GonnaDieNever 2 жыл бұрын
@@thejugernautkiller390 Not really, US never invaded North Vietnam, just defended South Vietnam, and repeatedly devastated the VC and NVA in the field. The US consistent failing in wars since WW2 is an unwillingness to escalate force at the cost of mass civilian casualties, which means it can only ever achieve limited victories ie: Desert Storm. Even in Vietnam and Korea it didn't really have issues with corruption or a lack of competence in military planning.
@ThatNotACopGuy
@ThatNotACopGuy 2 жыл бұрын
You would think at the very least Russia would be having an easier time than China, Ukraine is mostly plains and flatland. Vietnam is covered in jungles, hills, and mountains.
@Reemus4
@Reemus4 2 жыл бұрын
As a German I allways hear "Damnit the Bundeswehr is only 15% combat ready, we really are Dumpfköpfe for not doing better." Russian General propably hears: "Damn the Germans are 15% combat ready, if we dont secure our western flank we could invaded any second, Blyat": just joking ofc.
@ethandowdy2892
@ethandowdy2892 2 жыл бұрын
This certainly aged well, I think I don't just speak for myself when I say hearing your take on the failures of the Russian Navy, specifically the Moskva, and the siege of Mariupol would be very interesting and entertaining watch.
@corsairsofnarshaddaa
@corsairsofnarshaddaa Жыл бұрын
I remember the Spetznats won "Deadliest Modern Warrior" on that TV show, beating not only the IRA but the Green Berets. I thought it was BS in 2009 and now in real life they lost to Ukrainian reserves and...civilians.
@joedatius
@joedatius Жыл бұрын
yeah Deadliest Warrior was one of the kings of BS war misconceptions used by reddit tier "historians"
@sirpepeofhousekek6741
@sirpepeofhousekek6741 5 ай бұрын
Deadliest Warrior was absolute horse manure when it comes to accuracy. Their analysis on the Knight was painful to watch (I have a very large interest in late medieval/early renassiance Europe.)
@afrozen10-02
@afrozen10-02 2 жыл бұрын
One small correction I’d like to point out is that the reactors at the nuclear power plant the Russians attacked were in no danger of exploding. Events like Chernobyl or Fukushima require a string of failures to result in a disaster of a similar scale. Not to mention that the amount of concrete and steel surrounding the reactors make them impervious to most forms of ordinance. Edit: Check out the video by Kyle Hill if you want to learn more.
@davoodoo8042
@davoodoo8042 2 жыл бұрын
I would also like to mention what would be the point of creating nuclear explosion so close to crimea and eastern ukraine which russia would want. If you wanted to use it as wmd khmelnitsky would be the target which leads me to believe that there was indeed fighting done nearby and one of the shells impacted administrative building leading to fire.
@MeepChangeling
@MeepChangeling 2 жыл бұрын
@@davoodoo8042 Bro, you're aware that nuclear power plants literally cannot explode, right? Sure the reactor's steam tank can pop and scatter radioactive material everywhere, but it cannot go Hiroshima on you. Not unless you're a moron and putting in the very short-lived and very expensive and poor-as-a-fule enriched uranium in it, and put it in in such a way where a critical mass of the stuff comes into contact with each other, and also SOMEHOW, your reactor has a sphere of shaped charges to compress this uranium inwards with an explosion at the exact moment it begins to go critical. It takes highly specific conditions to get a nuclear explosion to happen, and we don't go about putting C4 in our nuclear reactors.
@davoodoo8042
@davoodoo8042 2 жыл бұрын
@@MeepChangeling Yes, im just taking argument at strongest it could be. My point being that even assuming that light breeze from russian sneezing towards it could set it off it would still make it horrible target.
@userofthetube2701
@userofthetube2701 2 жыл бұрын
They already got uncomfortably close to a serious failure at Chernobyl when the power supply to the cooling system for spent nuclear fuel got cut during the fighting. They did have a backup for 48 hours and the power connection is being restored, so disaster seems to have been averted. For now. The thing about nuclear safety is that no matter how many backup systems there are in place, ultimately it relies on somebody going in and fixing any problems that may arise. In an active war zone it just cannot be guaranteed that those people will always be able to do their job. Which is why we really should be concerned about the safety of Ukraine's nuclear power plants.
@lokisg3
@lokisg3 2 жыл бұрын
Well RBK reactor tend not to explode, right?
@kalkuttadrop6371
@kalkuttadrop6371 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pleased to have arrived early sir. Per chance, could you consider a video on the history of chemical weapons in warfare, their types, and their usefulness?
@aandersson650
@aandersson650 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a warcrimes anecdote? Hmmm?
@johnbacon4997
@johnbacon4997 2 жыл бұрын
Is this because Rus is alledgedly giving their troops protection against chemical warfare🤔
@alexanderflemming6788
@alexanderflemming6788 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbacon4997 probably but also russia saying that the ukraines are going to use chemical weapons which we haven't seen as of yet.
@TheManCalledDrHorse
@TheManCalledDrHorse 2 жыл бұрын
You don't need a video for that. Most modern militaries have NBC training and equipment so chemical weapons are only good for horribly killing civilians and tying up infrastructure in trying to save their lives. WWI was the only instance they proved to be effective because no one had countermeasures, but WWI was also the conflict where as many people were killed by battlefield conditions and their cardboard boots as they were by enemy attacks, so go figure on that one.
@kylegarner6753
@kylegarner6753 2 жыл бұрын
The Russians are planning to give you a lesson, don't worry
@ThyAnon
@ThyAnon Жыл бұрын
Make a Ukraine 3 Electric Boogaloo
@nicorozner7417
@nicorozner7417 2 жыл бұрын
R/NCD is having a field day with this one. The memes are practically making themselves.
@jakobole
@jakobole 2 жыл бұрын
The word you were missing was INS. Inertial Navigation System. It's a gyro that basically tracks movement, and if the starting location is known, you know where you are. But - they drift with time and become less and less precise. In an F-16 MLU you'd use the GPS to update the INS to mitigate this.
@tomc.5704
@tomc.5704 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, we've been using Embedded GPS/INS systems since like...the 90's? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPS/INS
@jakobole
@jakobole 2 жыл бұрын
@68K also done the F-16
@CallsignTrike
@CallsignTrike 2 жыл бұрын
The missile knows where it because it knows where it isn't
@fluffynator6222
@fluffynator6222 2 жыл бұрын
So... You may wanna say that the gyro knows where it is because it knows where it was and...
@JM-jv7ps
@JM-jv7ps 2 жыл бұрын
Modern dead reckoning, but in 3D
@kentl7228
@kentl7228 2 жыл бұрын
Mr "LazerPig". I live in the Antipodes but I have a Ukrainian wife and a friend in Zaporozhye. I have also been to both Russia and Ukraine, so I am somewhat familiar with the history, geography and people. My wife cannot look at your videos without feeling "overload" but my friend in Zaporozhye watched your last video, after I shared it with him. He was informed, uplifted and amused all at once by your video. Your videos have a positive effect beyond what you may think when you create your videos, so thank you very much and I encourage these videos be shared by as many people as possible with any Ukrainian friends of other viewers here. The Ukrainians are a brave people whose language and influential culture outdate Russia. The KievanRus is an example. They lost one in five people during World War 2, their language was banned by Catherine the Great, the invasions by the Russians (who say they are "brothers"), the Nazi brutality in WW2 (real ones not the fabricated Putin twaddle), World War 1, the Stalin caused holodomor famine of the early 1930's that caused perhaps 3 million deaths (he then replaced people with Russians), the Russians shooting down the Malaysian airlines flight on Ukrainian soil, the Ukrainian airlines flight shot down over Tehran, Soviet occupation... Just many things over 200 years or so that are just awful. I admire the Ukrainian people who are a "football" between giant players who have had had times but live with bravery and dignity and I really wish they will have a democratic and happy future. They deserve it.
@luxborealis
@luxborealis 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of an interview with a 90 year old Ukrainian lady who was cheering on the Ukrainian troops headed west from Lviv. Apparently her area had been constantly crushed by invasions all her youth. In the decade before she was born, first the Russians had invaded in 1914, then the Germans had invaded in 1917, then the local communists had revolted in 1918, and then crushed by a counterattack from the German collaborators later that same year, then in 1919 the Soviets invaded, then attacked Poland, then the Polish beat them back and counterattacked and took over the region, and it was at that point, with much of the region a blasted ruin, she was born. When she was still a kid Hitler and Stalin made their pact and invaded Poland, and she lived right at the border between the two occupation forces. Then a couple years later Hitler betrayed Stalin and invaded the Soviet union, then in her late teens the Soviets beat the Germans back and took over the area, almost immediately causing a famine as they started collectivizing the farms before Hitler was even in the ground. After eight years of famine things had stabilized enough she could be given the medical school place of another student the Soviets had expelled for having business owner parents, and after finishing her education as a nurse she was force moved to another city by the authorities. Needless to say, even in her nineties she had no love for neither war nor the Russians, hence why she was cheering on the volunteers going east.
@pnyhmsmx
@pnyhmsmx 2 жыл бұрын
@@luxborealis when did that interview happen
@kentl7228
@kentl7228 2 жыл бұрын
@@luxborealis great story, thanks for that. My wife has taken me to Lviv twice, though the second time was a short visit as we went to a Swiss looking chalet village kind of deal called Trusksvetz. But anyway, Lviv is a lovely city that has been owned by Poland in it's history. That lady could have been near there
@TheKitMurkit
@TheKitMurkit 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kent for good words
@neglectfulsausage7689
@neglectfulsausage7689 2 жыл бұрын
im not sure how being prevented from fleeing and forced to fight because you have male parts in your pants is brave but ok.
@Duran70
@Duran70 Жыл бұрын
Wow...Lazerpig, this particular take on the state of the (then) Russian Military capability in Ukraine has aged like a fine wine..
@rsvtransitadventures
@rsvtransitadventures Жыл бұрын
The level of professional journalism in this video is astounding.
@dowgy177
@dowgy177 2 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be "that guy," but you missed that Russia does have its own gps system called GLONASS. As you might have already guessed, it sucks and is considerably less accurate than gps while also having suffered from numerous setbacks, technical failures, and outages. The fact that the Russian pilots are using gps instead means it might as well not exist anyway, leaving you technically correct? Anyway, love the vids my dude, and congrats in advance on that silver play button!
@Kiuizy
@Kiuizy 2 жыл бұрын
Seem like a bit of a red flag for me. Most smartphone support it and there's couple dozens of sattelites in orbit.. I have a BIG doubt army doesn't have recievers.
@stuntgappies
@stuntgappies 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, obviously missed that, but why TF they use additional commercial GPS in their jets ?
@fluoroantimonictippedcruis1537
@fluoroantimonictippedcruis1537 2 жыл бұрын
I think Glonass is still in use by civilians, such as in maritime AIS systems
@bosoerjadi2838
@bosoerjadi2838 2 жыл бұрын
Most (professional) commercial GPS receivers are able to involve satellites from the GLONASS and GPS constellations. The more satellites a receiver can use at any time, the better (precision and reliability) its positioning solution could be. I suspect that Russian military GLONASS receivers cannot combine the signals from GLONASS and (American) Navsat satellites. It's not that GLONASS is bad (although less accurate than GPS) but that a commercial receiver could provide an easy real-time check to pilots, for how well their built-in targeting and navigation systems are performing. Such equipment are literally black boxes regardless, in any aircraft in any air force. For similar reasons most aircraft still have a magnetic compass and many pilots still wear chronometers and bring physical navigational maps along..
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he discards it as nonexistent combined with how everything else out of russian heavily advertised arsenal performed so far indeed paints a bad picture. I'm hoping that at least people, who were tasked with maintaining leftover soviet failsafes on nuclear weapon systems were competent and they won't fire or detonate on their own. I knew it was bad, but haven't known it was THAT bad. Though tbh I didn't get out of Moscow much on any of my visits. "Moscow and Russia are separate states" and all of that might have gone past my head back then.
@alejandrobetancourt4902
@alejandrobetancourt4902 2 жыл бұрын
I, to my shame, spent many years fetishizing military equipment and armchair Generaling. I think you do a great job in your analysis.
@Commrade-DOGE
@Commrade-DOGE 2 жыл бұрын
i feel bad for both sides. I mean imagine your country being seen as this almighty super power, yet your given a mosin your grandfather used for hunting, and thrown in a T-80 with half a tank of gas and empty reactive armor.
@donate3235
@donate3235 2 жыл бұрын
@@Commrade-DOGE if I was in that situation I would have been dead in 5 minutes
@Commrade-DOGE
@Commrade-DOGE 2 жыл бұрын
@@donate3235 oof true
@achair7265
@achair7265 2 жыл бұрын
15:50 If what he said were to happen it... dear deus it would be like using a Lamborghini for off road.
@gaychampagnesocialist7213
@gaychampagnesocialist7213 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, who wouldn't want to fuck an MBT?
@hindsight9213
@hindsight9213 2 жыл бұрын
"everytime i sneeze it feels like my skeleton is trying to escape" and everytime we kiss i swear we can fly
@blacksun3771
@blacksun3771 11 ай бұрын
I find it humorous that the most dated part of this video is the usage of the word Twitter.
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