How To Save Money Like Alan | Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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@dont6441 10 ай бұрын

The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

@chrisjackson1889 5 ай бұрын

2:15😂😂😂

@justinsmith5095 4 ай бұрын

Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up

@natvan29 11 ай бұрын

I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

@summerharris6470 10 ай бұрын

I know

@mattmojo105 10 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@JuanJoseEstigarribia1 10 ай бұрын

Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

@james5193 10 ай бұрын

It's not real,.....Hello

@marinajane7155 10 ай бұрын

A Parasite

@chightower3758 Жыл бұрын

$24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

@virtualdark2295 7 ай бұрын

That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

@FlevineOtieno Жыл бұрын

Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

@tonyduncan7608 Жыл бұрын

And others round him let him

@cityhawk Жыл бұрын

@@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

@kenadams9725 Жыл бұрын

He’s a leech

@keithoutlaw6493 Жыл бұрын

Hes a cockroach

@brucegilbert7243 10 ай бұрын

" The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

@maxxymrice6200 9 ай бұрын

5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

@batmanrocks6727 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

@O.G.H. 5 ай бұрын

Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

@maxxymrice6200 5 ай бұрын

@@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

@daniel16.4 2 ай бұрын

38 😂

@angieelkey300 Ай бұрын

Omg

@channelforwhat Жыл бұрын

It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

@RaduRadonys Жыл бұрын

Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

@TheMintedAero1993 11 ай бұрын

@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

@EagleOneM1953 Жыл бұрын

Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series. I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it... Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series... Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

@JackMcLeodJr Жыл бұрын

Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

@jonathanpretty5031 11 ай бұрын

Cryer is hilarious

@mattmojo105 10 ай бұрын

I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

@nomoreheroes98 Жыл бұрын

As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

@spartan101ful Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

@Neglelakkruler Жыл бұрын

there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

@nomoreheroes98 Жыл бұрын

@@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

@merengue7139 Жыл бұрын

@@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

@devanov3103 11 ай бұрын

@@nomoreheroes98 She's just as petty and bigoted as Alan is, they deserved each other.

@davido5496 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

@HieuMinh-nw2gc Жыл бұрын

because Judith sucks him dry :)))

@merengue7139 Жыл бұрын

“I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

@EagleOneM1953 11 ай бұрын

What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

@legendaryjimbob7685 11 ай бұрын

@@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

@patthonsirilim5739 9 ай бұрын

maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

@freakzilla9975 Жыл бұрын

6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Rj-ij6ko 7 ай бұрын

I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

@fabiosantana2998 4 ай бұрын

nobody watched this show after Charlie left

@reedschneider6587 28 күн бұрын

like the worm he is

@krystalvideos 9 ай бұрын

I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

@stevehartman1730 Жыл бұрын

My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

@MareZcare Жыл бұрын

You dont even have brothers...dont lie

@abetteryou6282 Жыл бұрын

Marty and arty

@stevehartman1730 Ай бұрын

Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros

@germanrgd Жыл бұрын

6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

@jacktheladstevens Ай бұрын

😄 Alan Harper is a legend

@charlesbrowning9748 Жыл бұрын

There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

@BigboyRoy100 Жыл бұрын

In his lamp LOL.

@kallemetsahalme5701 Жыл бұрын

and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

@rickysan6772 11 ай бұрын

it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

@alexanderpytko5394 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

@K.Spade7902 9 ай бұрын

$5,000

@jerrydboss7251 Жыл бұрын

Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

@jackmilligan1023 4 ай бұрын

Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

@bernardybernardy Жыл бұрын

I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

@fredrichardson8647 2 ай бұрын

that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

@MrMovielover17 Ай бұрын

Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

@tomascostanzo3673 Жыл бұрын

Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

@aryanrai1280 Жыл бұрын

The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

@K.Spade7902 Жыл бұрын

That was hilarious! In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad! 💰

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

@@K.Spade7902 Who's fault is that?

@maxxymrice6200 9 ай бұрын

Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

@JackMcLeodJr Жыл бұрын

Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway. 2:57 Always cracks me up. "We never double!" "That's not an accident, Alan!" "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??" "Strangely enough - I can!" 😂

@kathykath3884 10 ай бұрын

😆

@theman1412 Жыл бұрын

5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

@Aemilius46 Жыл бұрын

I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

@eternallucifer7709 5 ай бұрын

I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives. Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

@1987FX16 4 ай бұрын

And "she has a nice rack."

@PakiFighter Ай бұрын

I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

@fonkamex Жыл бұрын

Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

@christopherbako Жыл бұрын

Jake was a great actor, he helped the show. Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

@hydrangeas_lover Жыл бұрын

I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

@59771006 Жыл бұрын

“Do me a favour say preposterous again”

@AmorphisBob 7 ай бұрын

Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan. "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

@seangriffin2053 9 ай бұрын

Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

@eternallucifer7709 5 ай бұрын

That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

@explore_desi 11 ай бұрын

24.50 please 😂😅

@dongholiothesecond3324 Жыл бұрын

There's a difference between cheap and broke.

@marckristensen946 Жыл бұрын

I guess he's both

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

He chooses to be because he knows Charlie will take care of him.

@marckristensen946 Жыл бұрын

Yes, like a sponge

@jefflevenhagen 8 ай бұрын

Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

@borislovothered8124 Жыл бұрын

hate alan but man charlie does love him

@melanieparker Жыл бұрын

He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

@MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc 29 күн бұрын

what a good tv show

@doreenanderson6513 10 ай бұрын

Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

@queunlimited4779 Жыл бұрын

Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

@erisveseli Жыл бұрын

And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

@stuartmcgill3599 Жыл бұрын

Or just use a male lawyer

@90PBO 8 ай бұрын

If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

@fredrichardson8647 3 ай бұрын

if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

@miquelr2353 7 ай бұрын

Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

@shadow_crne1030 8 ай бұрын

Honestly I'd rather have a friend like Charlie than Alan.............. that guys is an emotional wreck.

@fredrichardson8647 3 ай бұрын

when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

@cokebenni 7 ай бұрын

I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

@jameshaggerty8348 7 ай бұрын

Pretty much.

@HAL-bo5lr 7 ай бұрын

@@jameshaggerty8348 Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

@User2100 4 ай бұрын

And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

@ericgarringer6911 Жыл бұрын

The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

@GaryJrWesley-ou2tx 8 ай бұрын

Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

@atheistrahulsharma3880 Жыл бұрын

Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

@Goldone99 Жыл бұрын

Zip Code 🤣

@pawanchauhan7149 3 ай бұрын

Best show ever!

@JohnnyCBCS 5 ай бұрын

40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

@dostonUergashev 7 ай бұрын

How does a chiropractor make no money

@Alkelly-hh6rv 8 ай бұрын

How could he not remember something that important.

@kandiman562 11 ай бұрын

I miss the original cast

@enviosinterdimencionales8612 7 ай бұрын

that was beautiful.

@bwwestman 2 ай бұрын

There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

@tornadohunter1054 2 ай бұрын

Season 4 Episode 9.

@Chazdachap Жыл бұрын

I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

@kattyparry1388 8 ай бұрын

5:49 please throw him out

@rickyhorndanczenacaweavfan3346 7 ай бұрын

I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

@zijopoljo 9 ай бұрын

I CAN TELL YOU !!!! THAT (ALAN-JOHN CRYER DUDE) BEHAVE SAME IN PRIVATE LIFE LIKE IN SHOW ...😂😂😂

@TharsanJeyachandran Жыл бұрын

how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

@jonnovember2136 3 ай бұрын

It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

@martintolovski Жыл бұрын

Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

@mikekling7144 Жыл бұрын

Kramer had his own place at least.

@martintolovski Жыл бұрын

@@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

@chandankumar-jo7rf Жыл бұрын

Alan is the clear winner

@meadster308 Жыл бұрын

Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

@charlesbrowning9748 Жыл бұрын

Alan hands down.

@skylurk5145 5 ай бұрын

anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

@felixnobauer769 11 ай бұрын

Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

@chungwaichothe1034 Ай бұрын

Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

@ZZ-gu4dp 7 ай бұрын

It is unbelievable that someone like Alan lost all his assets to Judith.

@batmanrocks6727 7 ай бұрын

Yup and it was all Charlie's fault

@devannayar6456 5 ай бұрын

I always wondered about that. Is that how the law works in USA. The wife can take everything and also demand alimony ? How do the courts ensure that the man survives ?

@peekaboo5059 9 ай бұрын

6:16 thats an honor

@CFM.1 8 ай бұрын

Alan is the biggest free loading sponge in the history of the world.

@lmc4964 Жыл бұрын

you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

@Trtevoorryu Жыл бұрын

Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

@XBarajasX Жыл бұрын

Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

@brucegilbert7243 10 ай бұрын

An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

@jackmilligan1023 4 ай бұрын

Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

@mjack1935 Жыл бұрын

alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?

@patrickdornoff2735 Жыл бұрын

hes a good man just has rotten luck in life

@ashokthapa5180 9 ай бұрын

@@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.

@natecellini6109 7 ай бұрын

I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

@wadstur8429 14 күн бұрын

Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

@mikemichailidis1685 Жыл бұрын

Keep sponging your elder brother 😂

@andrewcharles459 6 күн бұрын

When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

@kiranramapuri716 Жыл бұрын

Charlie forever

@neilgerace355 14 күн бұрын

0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

@alexanderpytko5394 10 ай бұрын

Alan: I am not cheap. LIAR!!!

@MrJ0mmy 8 ай бұрын

24.50 PLEASE!!

@voltairebanquirigo1119 8 ай бұрын

Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother

@Slayer12349 6 ай бұрын

Isn't that because a lot of Filipinos are poor, and Americans feel shame for living with others as if they like a dependent

@BigBone4u-fn3dx 8 ай бұрын

Every successful show has leech in it. Allan's the leech here.

@darkjester7914 Жыл бұрын

Episode ? 😂 4:24

@ninh05 Жыл бұрын

They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

@crystalbarnes2128 11 ай бұрын

😂 I really wanna know how to save money though

@phuckyoutube5927 Жыл бұрын

Give it up you killed this show

@Rosalba3440 10 ай бұрын

Alan the free loader, and strawberry shortcake (Melissa)

@nuclearmatt8119 3 ай бұрын

Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

@KusogeMan 6 ай бұрын

5:22 he should have set the fire

@srinath6247 Ай бұрын

That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

@stevehartman1730 Ай бұрын

I had a buddy like Alan v v cheap a double dipping

@dont6441 10 ай бұрын

1:20

@ronaldg7522 5 ай бұрын

How does he don't have money when he lives rent free?

@retryisall Жыл бұрын

Alanmony!!!

@leeleee793 3 ай бұрын

I have a younger sister that stays woth me and all she had to do was pay half the bills and no rent and she always left her jobs and run to our moms house two months now so i told her if she comes back and do it she as to get out and im serious

@indianastarkjones1535 4 ай бұрын

Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.

@konpsymusic 6 ай бұрын

how do you think he got there 🤣

@boooringlearning Жыл бұрын

hahahah

@FreshlySnipes Ай бұрын

Why does he pay Alimony when Jake is almost always over there?

@Vishnupriyachaturvedi Ай бұрын

Child support is for the kid and alimony is for your partner. You can’t marry a woman, share a life for years where she is a stay at home wife and then leave her with nothing when the marriage ends. She has no career,no merits, so alimony is compensation.

@vuyisekaluphuzi8249 7 күн бұрын

They did this man dirty. And I think it was a good idea for him to go public with this. If he’s even suing big companies involved with A list celebrities. His life definitely WAS/IS in danger. Now if he disappears we will know what happened to him. Praying for his safety and good job Tasha for giving him a platform.