God damn werewolves. I killed one trying to claw its way into my storage unit a while back, now every full moon my storage unit turns into a warehouse.

The more annoyed you get about the movie the more you sound like Jerry Seinfeld. Always makes me laugh

"Fill up the bathtub, bless the shit out of it, and start scooping" is probably my favourite line from anything ever.

I am 100% convinced that the script for this movie was a vampire movie that they literally went through and changed the word vampire to werewolf all through it.

I’m fully convinced that they took Christopher Lee’s family hostage in order to make him appear in this movie...

"A chalice which held the sacred blood of Christ." So... the Holy Grail? Indiana Jones spent a whole movie looking for that thing and this guy just mentiones it casually as if it's not a big deal. Fantastic review as always!

"He's my brother. He has come to destroy me. But I will destroy him". Masterful scriptwriting

I just love how they casually bring up they have the Holy Grail like it's nothing, "Oh yea, almost forgot we have the Cup of Christ right here, now moving on to these daggers"...lol

Christopher Lee sails through this movie with an "It's a paycheque" look on his face. Crazy softcore porn horror that was edited with a butterknife.

I love how the werewolf queen and the doorkeeper goon physically match the secret necklace halves together, to make 100% sure it is a fit, as if their enemies keep trying to gain entry with counterfeit BFF pendants. Between that and all the edits it is like the director thinks the audience is comatose with stupidity.

The Reb Brown scream - makes the whole thing worth it.

She didn’t turn into a werewolf. She turned into a werePomeranian

That theme song is actually pretty awesome. I miss movies with overplayed theme songs, gotta love the 80s.

My man, The voice of Seinfeld trapped in Charlie from its always sunnies body. The perfect man.

This movie scared the absolute shit outta me as a kid. I still love it. I talked this movie up to my kids(who were scared of their own shadows at the time) I showed them the movie and they both said "Dad, this is stupid".

Further proof that when Christopher Lee answered the phone he didn't say "Hello" he said "I'll do it".

11:36 "The Furriest Fornication ever caught on Film." This 3 Fs phrase is pure comedic gold! :)

13:14 “Two shag rugs are makin out with each other” 🤣🤣

I must’ve watched this 5 times. Mark’s anger cracks me up every time .

Face it, even with a dumpster fire of a movie, Christopher Lee adds class to it.

2 videos in 2 months! You are on a roll, Mark.

*Guess who's back, back again, Mark is back, tell a friend*

I laughed out loud at your facial expression at 10:30 ("Pale Pale Light" playing for the 17th time) - priceless.

It’s ironic that you mentioned that the howling had good effects because the same guy who did the effects for that did the effects for the movie that you’re wearing on your shirt

You missed the part where they pretend stakes and Transilvania are a werewolf thing instead of vampires.

Damn it Mark I'm trying to go to bed lol.

the M.O.A.C.V. mother of all cargo vests literally had me laughing way more than it should've.

I love how casually Stefan states that he is in possession of the Holy Grail

Thank god Christopher Lee made amends, by accepting a role in Lord of the Rings.

Mark, you didn't disappoint. This has got to be one of your funniest yet.

14:05 "...the mother of all cargo vests..." LMFAO!!! 😂🤣 I almost died laughing

Say what you want, Mark... Howling by Babel is a bop.

They got their money out of that theme song.

“Furriest fornication ever caught on film” -mark 😁

'Pale, pale lights Pale, pale lights"!!!

"It's like if Valium was a genre of music."

A Mark upload is like Christmas, but fun

Starting a film by having Christopher Lee reading from a book in space with a skeleton is tight!

It's the werewolf orgies that makes up for cheese factor of the movie. XD

Howling 2 is a pun for "also howling" It's a license plate title.

1:40 😂 when you talk about the theme song. How are you so funny and have perfect comedic timing?

They dropped the “The” from Terminator 2. Maybe this is as good as that film........oh never mind.

Can't lie when I was a kid the very first nightmare I ever had is after watching Howling 1 and 2.

Also, Howling 3: The Marsupials is worth watching... It's set in Sydney, Australia, and features Were-Kangaroos.

Mark: "Why not follow the creepy dwarf?" KZfaq: DEMONOTIZIED!!!!

I just love your reviews and often have mini marathons watching with my daughter but I have to say this review is my favorite yet. I’ve already watched this several times and laugh just as hard as the first time. You expressions and reactions are priceless. I actually remember watching this on cable back in the day was tripping on this thing even back then. Thanks for nailing this movie proper.

A "detective of spooky shit" isn't that a paranormal investigator 😂😂

7:20 *subtlety points to shirt*

Howling II: Electric Boogaloo.

“Should we follow him?” “Why not? He’s a tiny man. What’s the worst he could do?”

The howling artwork haunted and fascinated me as a kid.

Jerry Seinfeld is looking fit these days. Oh, Hi Mark.

People need those enchanted ear plugs when the theme song is played

I think the "if valium was a genre of music" comment alone was worth the price of admission!lol

The making of the howling got me over fears of certain movies as a child. Quite liberating:)

When can we expect a vid on Neil Breen's Twisted Pair?

Is that Big McLargeHuge?! I love that dude.

I’m in tears laughing on how Mark reacts on the theme song 🤣

The movie ends with the famous "boob montage." Combining different clips made to look like reaction shots (especially the owl whose eyes widen comically) actually saved the movie for me the first time I saw it. It was the only thing I remembered.

“The mother of all cargo vests” ! ..i had to stop and laugh

I remember seeing it as a kid and it did kinds freak me out back then. Lol.

Under the pale pale light of the Moon is my new jam. I got that stuck in my head thanks to you, so I'm going to have to say that this is one of the few times that you're in fact wrong. I need me more of that pale pale light, baby. Shine it down on me, mama! This guy over here knows what I'm talking about.

“Bless the shit out of it, and start scoopin’!” - No matter how many times I’ve heard it, that makes me smile EVERY time, even stuck in hospital. This review (And many others from WMWM) is on my ‘Emergency Laughs’ playlist and never let me down. My hedgies and I all agree, Mark rocks! 😄😁😆👍🏻💗🦔🦔🦔💗

p.s. that town in "transilvania" is actually in Czech Republic.

Mark sounded like Jerry Seinfeld when he got upset in the Costco bit 18:00

@16:55 "so then they kidnap Jenny and take her to the BONE room" *giggity giggity* 😁😁😝

“Oooooooo.. I hate this.” Lol. I’m right there with you.

Howling 3: The Marsupials is pretty funny too.

This is an automatic like.

I concur this is one of the best B-movies, I saw it like 4x already and it is fun. That song is actually cool. And it is filmed in Czech Republic - what else you want?!

The first movie actually gave me chills because of the howling in the forest at night the second one.... well.... it looked like it would have been a lot of fun to make lol

I see Mark. I click video. I watch video. I laugh at video. I give video a like. I support Mark on Patreon.

*obligatory "Oh, hai Mark"-comment*

The old man turning into a werewolf we see at minute nine is no other than the greate, late Ferdy Mayne who played Count Krolock in Polanskis THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS. I talked with Ferdy about HOWLING II - he told me that he made the movie just for one single reason: to be able to spend a few days together with his old pal Christopher Lee in Prague.

3:27 - BEST. MOMENT. EVER. XD

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!

Wasn’t this guy in “Space Mutiny” on Mystery Science Theatre 3000...

You're getting a glimpse of a phenomenon we in the 80s would call "TV Punker". It's when you can't cast actors with real mohawk cuts. So instead, you have people with Miss America hair that's sprayed with temporary colors. On the topic of New Wave, someone obviously thought they were making a sequel to The Hunger, and not The Howling. So they tried to reenact the Goth club scene.

I clicked on this because I remember this movie. The original was grand, too. The final scene: "How do you want it (her hamburger), honey?" "Rare".

*Sees Christopher Lee wearing dope shades* Wait a minute... I've seen this somewhere before... Jontron did a video on this movie ages ago. Both this video and that one are great!

Classic Mark. Random upload at a random date and time.

9:11 The brickwork on Stefan's balcony. He lives at the Ennis House? And he can't decide how to fold his pocket square, apparently.

I saw this in the theater when it came out with a large group of friends. We had a blast!

Poor Christopher Lee! I'm glad this wasn't his last film! He looked so uncomfortable throughout the whole movie.

Best movie reviewer on KZfaq right here

'Christopher Lee...apologised to the director of the original film for being in this movie.' - a good quote for the header of the VHS slick, I feel. 😅

The first comment should always be “Oh hai Mark”

3:51 Camera shadow is visible on the bottom of the left door. I think it's clear that the cameraman was behind it all along.

The best thing these types of movies do is to make you think, "I could make a movie and in order for it to not be the suckiest thing ever, all it would have to be is better than this. And THIS got made!" Cheers Mark!

"What's that?" "It's a inaimate titanium rod!" "Yay!"

As soon as they get rid of the the the the seems wasted

This morning I was thinking how much I'm looking forward to your next review video

Yes! Another appearance of Slate Thornbody as Ben!

i remember seeing this on TV when i was pretty young. Sybil Danning made me feel kinda funny, like when i climbed the rope in gym class.

Actually, I like this movie, though I haven'g seen it in a long time. It's cheesy and hilariously funny even though I don't think it was meant to be. And I actually kind of like the theme song. Trivia: Mariana is played by Marsha Hunt, the mother of Mick Jagger's daughter Karis and the inspiration for the Stones' song 'Brown Sugar'. If I remember right, wanting to see what Mick's ex looked like was the reason I watched this the first time I saw in the TV Guide that it was coming on late night TV o so many years ago.

The howling 2 is the worst werewolf movie ever. Howling 3: Hold my beer...

2 days later, that song is still stuck in my head. Thanks Mark.

The only way this movie could be worse is if it were “Howling; You’re sister is a Werewolf”

Holy shit another video? I’m proud of you Mark, love the new content!

They should have had a scene with Blast Hardcheese yelling Move! Move! Move! while throwing somebody off of a catwalk