I noticed that... And this movie was supossed to be made in 2005!

Except for the computers

It’s because it was made with cheaper celluloid film. 16 millimeters it looks like. The lower the millimeters the older the movie will look.

I literally thought this was from the 70s...

@@lucasmr3215 It was made in '91.

The eagle is like, "I can't believe this is happening... I can't believe it."

he truly is, heck he's always been even when he made reviews with his pallies

I agree, I like how casually these reviews are done, so many other KZfaq reviewers try way too hard to be funny, in my opinion, while Mark just naturally is funny.

right?! It seems that actual talent and hard work is completely ignored on this platform while "influences" make millions on vids of them buying a new hat or similar BS. I look forward to when Mark gets RLM/YMS/IHE level exposure. The guy does great work and he's literally my only patreon.

@@ajpimpsall That's because some people are PAYING to get content promoted on KZfaq, instead of being paid for it. I'm looking at you Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Carr, SNL, news channels, Colbert etc. Google realises there is more money to be made by corporations paying them, than paying out money. The irony is that they are producing the precise kind of content most people once ran to KZfaq to get away from. I don't completely hate Kimmel or Colbert, but I find Mark here funnier than them. As for SNL, for every funny sketch, they make ten unfunny ones.

Anon B Is that evidenced by them having a KZfaq channel for their show?

Ramona Oklahoma 🤣🤣🤣 lol

The squirrels had more taste than Neil, and figured this might stop his abomination from being birthed. Sadly, they failed.

@@scottdoesntmatter4409 The squirrels were willing to take one for the team. Just imagine what those nuts tasted like, LMFAO.

The Breen Elimination Squad failed? I’m just hearing of this now! 😖🐿

Is there any sourcing required for IMDB trivia? Pretty sure it can be just as "reliable" as Wikipedia. I just fucking love the fact there's a dude driving around the desert with shitty obsolete satellites strapped to his car, a dozen busted laptops, running around screaming in the hills thinking he's making a genuine sci-fi thriller.

I can’t wait for that one.

Oh god look at the reviews for twisted pair! they are hilarious while still being positive and giving good grades!

It gets 8.2/10 on IMDb it CAN'T be bad 😂😂

@@mulder1979 exactly and 5/5 lol

LOVE how the "tagline" section of this movie on imdb simply says "A Neil Breen film"

And Twisted Pair knocked that record out of the park 😂

Uh, 🙄 It’s not that he’s using stock footage. You’re missing the underlying theme of HOW he’s using it!!!! It’s brilliant!

You're looking for logic on the genius of Neil Breen. A totally fruitless endeavor.

Maybe, but from my personal experience they look like passion projects. They have love in them but that's pretty much what they have. Scams on the other hands are devoid of care and magic. Even Boll could shot his movies competently and direct a scene but if you can find anything even remotely personal or passionate then... well... I dunno. I didn't planned this sentence very well. XD Neil Breen, just like Jame Nguyen, are piss poor filmmakers but share a lot in common. Their movies are telling more on their personality than anything else: pretty much like having a group tour in their convoluted, twisted minds...

​@@anikmonette2140More than passion projects, I feel they're like totally indulgent fantasies. He seems to just have wanted to be Super Jesus Sayan.

I dunno if that's the case with Neil Breen,supposedly he made millions in real estate and that's how he finances these abominations. But generally speaking,money laundering and trash movies are going hand in hand. For example,Uwe Boll's movies were all financed by exploiting a loophole in german tax law,where you could get huge tax write offs,as a movie producer.His investors actually got money from an EU fund for cinema,which was intended to support film makers! The german gouverment has closed this loophole,couple of years ago that's why he stopped making movies. Also,lots of organised crime is using b-movies and porn productions,for money laundering.It's rumoured that many big porn studios are either owned or have ties to organised crime. And then,there's Tommy Wiseau's ''The Room'',which off. cost 6 million USD to make.Greg Sestero(the guy who plays ''Mark'') asked Wiseau about the money in his book and Tommy claimed that he made the money during a business endeavour with some partners,where they imported italian designer clothes from S.Korea and sold them to various boutiques in Cali.Not knock-offs,genuine italian stuff,Gucci,Armani,Versace etc. And if that doesn't sound shady,get this. A journalist who tried to make a documentary about Tommy Wiseau was hit with a restraining order by his lawyers,nobody actually knows that guy's real name or where he comes from.

I think Neil is just a pervert with a God complex. He uses his movies for the sole purpose of stroking his ego and getting women to undress.

@Shanna Sweger Apparently Neil Breen did. 😁😁

@@Timliu92 not in this one, though. that's Fateful Findings. a true masterpiece; you have to watch it to get the real impact of his chilling emotional performance.

And acting.

Doctor Cthulhu. It’s like Star Trek, things got better after her grew a beard.

You're*

He is! I've never been so happy to see my patreon bill.

@@ajpimpsall Thank you for the support!

@@FanboyFlicks Oh Hi Mark! So Anyway how is your movie life?

Jaco Tromp The Room is a masterpiece, I will spoon-fight anyone who says otherwise.

The Room is a overrated bad movie.... Wtf did I just say

At least stuff *happens* in The Room, both the location *and* the movie. And there’s also some level of story progression, some indication of character development. Not positive character development, but it kinda sorta counts. Double Down, on the other hand... There’s really no indication of anything going on nor is there any real meaningful character development.

The Room makes The Room look like a masterpiece.

Get out! Get out! The marriage is over! 😂

ISN'T THAT CORRUPT?!?!?!?!?!

Im a american!!!....

"PLEASE, YOU CANT DO THIS." *Girl akwardly stares into camera "YOU CANNOT DO THIS."

@@scuba_sushi ISNT THAT BETRAYING THE PEOPLE??!

I wanted to make very politically incorrect joke involving Mark and condition the girl in the movie had, but that would be too much so I stopped myself from doin it

Mark is gone. Rip in peace real Mark.

@@mihirlavande Yeah, still wonder how many clone he has...

You mean there's something RIGHT with Mark . . .

I know he must be dying or something

'I got the results of the test back. I DEFINITELY have breast cancer!'

But thanks for the water.

Then she died anyway. *Legend award revoked*

tropicAces omg same here. It’s finally coming in handy

I can thank a hangover for the same reason. I'm not even joking

Me too!!!!

Same 👍

If you need a cure...watch the rest of the Breen back catalogue

However, Neil Breen can cure my insomnia (NOT CANCER) because I can't stay awake to watch every masterpiece of him for more than 30 minutes. P.S. I've been waked at once when the film running to the part he screaming "WHERE ARE YOU".

"That much AGAIN"?!

@@ndbd9drn Pshhh don´t stress him out he might actually be encouraged to keep it in some kind of rhythm

GODZILLA godzilla Two words: Neil, Breen.

It was probably filmed using cheap quality film and then given a crappy color grading. Since it was only released on DVD, it was never HD either.

look at his recent videos, he made an update about starting to do 1 video every 2 weeks, and quite unexpectedly he is keeping his word!

I think he filmed a bunch of reviews one day and just changed his shirts between each session. That way he can upload consistantly.

@@jdwohlever I'd pay good money to see that collab

This man deserves at least 500k subs by now. Quality stuff 👍

​@@BrokeNerfing You've cracked the code. It was a long day, 8 straight hours of filming

Obviously, more womankind.

Doctor Cthulhu Shudder.

@@cjwrench07 bearded Mark is God's gift to womankind 😍😍

Surely God is Neil Breen's gift to mankind?

Neil Breen, is that you?

Really?! I know I shouldn't be surprised but there you go! Pretty much baffled actually.

4 stars out of a hundred

Sharky Sharklops A work of utter Breenius.

That's probably how that ended up on the cover.

I googled the phrase and could not find the review. Did you make it up? Because I really wanted to read it whole

Either you're being sarcastic; Or You are reading way too much into this stupid movie!

​@@enlightenednormie242 Hi, no, I'm being sincere. Don't blame you though, most people look at me like I've said the moon is made out of cheese when I put this opinion forward. That said, I don't necessarily think all of Breen's movies are sincere - I think he has become self-aware over time - but I believe Double Down is. Thing is, Double Down was his first movie. When you make your first movie, especially if it's in a serious genre like a spy thriller, and before the world has labelled you a hack, you try to make the best movie you can. That includes having subtext and pretend to be "high film". It just happens to be almost incomprehensible unless you know what Breen was thinking when he made the movie. Breen is not a wholly incompetent idiot. An odd bird for sure but going by his professional background, he's of at least average intellect. And, as poorly structured and shot as his films are, they are somewhat complete. Completing a movie does not happen by chance, even movies this poor, so he clearly has dedication to filmmaking. So it seems logical that under the janky exterior, these movies make sense to Breen. Now, if we were talking about Twisted Pair, then I'd agree that it's just Breen hamming it up for his fanbase.

@@TaramiBedona Your analysis actually makes a bit of sense. The thing about art is that everybody has something to say. Their own story, their own message, their own perspective. Sadly, not everybody has the technical know how to competently realize their vision. Yes, Neil's movies suck. They have terrible acting, writing, cinematography, effects, production, terrible everything! His movies are a laughing stock that I and everyone else who's watched them pretty much only watches in an ironic "so bad it's good" sense. But, if you look past all the bad production quality, there is clearly someone who has a story to tell, a message to send. He just lacks the filmmaking competency to do so. And really, a whole lot of quote on quote terrible media actually has some very good underlying messages and story elements if you look past the badness. The Star Wars prequels for example, casting aside the bad acting and cheesy dialouge has a very good story about government corruption and Shakespearean tragedies. Plan 9 from Outer Space has an underlying message about manknd's self destructive behavior. Even the Joel Schumacher Batman films have a few moments of genuine characterization. So yeah, I'm glad there's people out there who look past the cheese factor and actually take the time to intellectually analyze a piece of media.

Neil Breen is greatest film writer and director the world has ever seen. He leaves his imaginative & brilliant films open to interpretation & his films are so futuristic in their genius, they will be reinterpreted by future generations thousands of years from now. When we are eventually visited by super intelligent alien life forms, if we are to give them just 1 thing to take back to their home planet in order to best show all the other aliens who we human beings truly are as a member of this universe, it should be a Neil Breen film. That's the Breenius of Neil

@@flaccidego4291 All your sarcasm aside, a Neil Breen movie is a better representation of mankind than most movies; very flawed but fundamentally well-intentioned. Also, have you watched Breen's movies? The aliens are clearly already here and Breen is one of them.

It's about Neil Breen's testicles!

I wish Garry Shandling was still alive to play Neil Breen!

William Moores I thought the exact same thing!

Horrormaster13 With the special effects of the Birdemic 2

I'd pay to see it

The Troll Booth

Nah Uwe Bolls movies just suck, they aren't enjoyably bad like Breens or Wiseaus. Just have them 2 direct it, it would be the most incoherent but hilarious movie ever

Mars to Sirius Somewhere, Ed Wood is laughing.

This Man is an imposter! The Canadian government cloned him..

Yes - Captain Falcon

Check out good bad/bad bad, they covers his films extensively and it is very funny. Start with "pass thru", it is a riot !😅

I know right? 😂

Almost as good as "Oh Africa Brave Africa"😁

Your username reminds me of the existence of Be Kind Rewind. Thank you.

Plushypony 94 - basically was about to just say the same thing lol. man that movie had so much potential (and then was.... not great)

Or genuine belief in himself to be a 'filmmaker' worthy of repute? Would to the gods I knew!

Aderemi Porsche or rampant narcissism, because he believes the world will be much better off, the more they see his taint?

someguy ihate or, is it a custom porn scam? Where he keeps making movies to eventually have a feature length film worth of nude scenes of him and beautiful women.

Strange but true twist: Uwe ended up having one of the best reviewed restaurants in Vancouver. I’m too poor to even touch the front door of the place but I hear it’s amazing.

HEDGE1011 😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah, Wiseau would have had the girl nonchalantly say ..."The results are in. I definitely have cancer."

I would like to see a movie with them both in it that would be a classic 😂😂😂😂😂

Chintan Meena you might even say, “It’s a magical day!”