Humans, The Only Species Immune to Alien Weapons

Humans, The Only Species Immune to Alien Weapons | Best HFY Stories

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A technologically superior alien race, the Fukkan, invades Earth, seeking to harness the planet's unique atmospheric conditions for a powerful energy source. Their initial attack, meant to cripple humanity, unexpectedly backfires due to a bizarre human quirk. Humans are completely immune to the Fukkan's devastating energy weapons, which instead cause uncontrollable fits of laughter. The would-be invasion turns into a galactic farce as humans dismantle the alien fleet more out of curiosity than aggression, ultimately turning the Fukkan into an empire-wide laughingstock.
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@user-tr3wf4bw2l 20 күн бұрын

Humanity to aliens: congratulations, you played yourself

@wereguy18 10 күн бұрын

"like, seriously, ever heard of fallout new vegas? 'the game was rigged from the start'. ah....what a classic...."

@cseale61 20 күн бұрын

It was a killer joke.

@anathardayaldar 20 күн бұрын

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

@dustinshadle732 20 күн бұрын

My first thought! Praise Monte Python!

@dustinshadle732 20 күн бұрын

Yes I know that's s batman title, but the idea came from the original troop

@eliandervalderen5849 18 күн бұрын

I believe the Batman title is the killing joke but yeah I can understand how that would be the first thing to pop to mind @@dustinshadle732

@chesskinge4627 12 күн бұрын

While the translation to German did not produce any deaths, there were several injuries! In the end joke warfare was banned by the Geneva conventions.

@reighniz4488 18 күн бұрын

I love absolutely everything about this story. The best part is no one had to die.

@thechillhacker 4 күн бұрын

I'm not gonna lie. I love the entire premise of this story, and overall, how your stories show humanity defeating foe after foe, while being human as hell, and often with compassion mixed with their overwhelming primitive brutality.

@norneaernourn8240 20 күн бұрын

I built a weapon in a game thinking of how awesome it would be. It turned out to be a as powerful as a magnifying glass concentrated light on a cloudy day. That weapon, which took some farming to build, I kept till today. I even spent resources to jazz it up and for it to be custom named. It is christened, "The Tickle Beam".

@ericweston7353 12 күн бұрын

What game?

@Reaper-ds6do 6 күн бұрын

What's the game

@norneaernourn8240 5 күн бұрын

@@Reaper-ds6do @ericweston7353 Warframe. It's free to play.

@joelcrafter43 2 күн бұрын

I am also asking what game?

@norneaernourn8240 2 күн бұрын

it's Warframe. A free to play game.

@bmac9936 20 күн бұрын

Don’t believe I can ever recall such a unique story. Nicely told except that the ending droned on about five minutes too long.

@theplaintech 20 күн бұрын

Humanity thereafter experienced unprecedented prosperity after discovering the Fukkan Tickledown Theory of Economics.

@NathanBChampine 19 күн бұрын

groan

@theplaintech 19 күн бұрын

@@NathanBChampine Don't blame you at all for not being a Reagan fan....

@NathanBChampine 16 күн бұрын

@@theplaintech 😆

@marknesselhaus4376 20 күн бұрын

Now this was such a delightful story and yes, I was giggling a bit from time to time. In the times we are living with these days, this provided a much needed lighthearted lift 😀

@Talon771 20 күн бұрын

How can the fukkan have tears streaming down its face if its made of incorporeal energy?

@revanxanbabayev1621 19 күн бұрын

Probaly a metaphor

@Parciwal_Gaming 19 күн бұрын

I think they are using a robot as a humanoid vessel, although there are a few inconsistencies (he subtitles once read scaled cheeks). They need to proofread their stories better, they aren't bad per se, but all I listned too so far had a problem in the premise or some iconsitency.

@rebeccaholcombe9043 18 күн бұрын

Maybe tears composed of energy?

@WhoThisMonkey 22 сағат бұрын

Stop asking such questions!

@Parciwal_Gaming 22 сағат бұрын

@@WhoThisMonkey why? They are obviously using AI to write while saying they use human writers...

@user-rj8mz5bv9g 18 күн бұрын

So as Hellworlders/Deathworlders, we've been training babies with torture for millenia? Such a FEATHER in the cap of this Admiral.

@psecdocumentary 19 күн бұрын

Humor is a powerful weapon. This is why all authoritarian regimes attack it ruthlessly, labeling it as extremism and terrorism. Because in a way, it is. Not extremism or terrorism against the masses, but against tyranny. Laughter disarms fear. Fear, is the biggest weapon of any authoritarian regime.

@tamiru-bliz 20 күн бұрын

Thanks for the subtitles on the vídeo. This helps a Lot!

@HrLBolle 7 күн бұрын

to quote the Comedian: "It's all a joke, it's all a fucking Joke!"

@Terran.Marine.2 20 күн бұрын

Fun story. Good naration. 4 da AL GORE RHYTHM

@adamb89 19 күн бұрын

Reminds me of Alan Dean Foster's "The Damned" trilogy, where humans turned out to be completely immune to the Amplitur's psychic "suggestions." Not only that, but their instinctual fear response lashed back and ravaged their minds in response. After listening to the whole thing I can tell it was written by an AI. It's got all the hallmarks. ALL the hallmarks. But at least it wasn't narrated by one!

@nealjroberts4050 16 күн бұрын

Yeah. I occasionally wonder if that's where the deathworlder trope came from too.

@GermanNightmare1976 19 күн бұрын

This one struck a nerve -- or should I say, tickled me right? Nice one!

@thedarcbird 20 күн бұрын

I love how your stories are different from the run-of-the mill stuff we get from other AI powered story tellers...

@nickpond9337 9 күн бұрын

I do not know what else to say but THANK YOU GREAT STORY ;

@Thaumh 15 күн бұрын

Those Fukkan tickle-rays!

@labelledamedumanor4876 19 күн бұрын

When Batman's Joker (or a Space Age Version) gets SUCKERPUNCH-LINED!

@tylermorgan1294 4 сағат бұрын

I am glad a human is the narrator rather than an AI makes it way way better

@davidrains3918 20 күн бұрын

It might say Fukkan, but I see a different “F” word.

@cesarvidelac 20 күн бұрын

I'd love to see this adapted as a movie, with John Cena as admiral Grayson 😸👍

@grantgunz 20 күн бұрын

The TRDL is the pride of the Earth Defense Force! 4000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained!

@davidrains3918 20 күн бұрын

I really like these fun sci-fi stories! Keep ‘em coming!

@RinekotheReaper 20 күн бұрын

1:13 VRChat menu sound lol. I noticed that.

@arandomsystemglitch2398 20 күн бұрын

One thing i find so funny is the fact this could absouletly happen one day

@teamidris 20 күн бұрын

It’s good stories like this that made Dr Who scripts look bad :o)

@devilfanmik 20 күн бұрын

Combat.exe does not compute.

@loganshaw4527 20 күн бұрын

Next target Cthulhu let's see if he can stand the might of all the tickle rays at maximum power.

@ggqs753 20 күн бұрын

more like combat.exe has failed successfully.

@jeffwade1107 8 күн бұрын

When the species trying to invade you is about as dangerous as peewee Herman 😂

@noahkleugh9323 20 күн бұрын

Thanks for the smiles and belly laughs.

@speche87 20 күн бұрын

Gives, don't make me laugh a new meaning.

@gabrielletedara2662 17 күн бұрын

Most "hilarious take down" in history ........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the all scenes got me good.....

@michelelyons9410 19 күн бұрын

Death by tickle!! a terrific story!

@keithnewton5508 7 күн бұрын

The name of the Fukkon that yelled "Stop tickling me" was Elmo.

@dax..1156 20 күн бұрын

Come on Star. admit it. You had a laugh telling us this story. Good lord what a scifi trip LOL.

@chocolips6345 20 күн бұрын

Good story! Made me smile 😊

@StarboundHFY 20 күн бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@zerospace101 20 күн бұрын

This one had me laughing throughout. So ludicrous.

@HT-ww3zg 13 күн бұрын

Great stories! Thanks for all of these.

@artiesykes 17 күн бұрын

what a fantastic story, and gratefully, one read by a human and not a clumsy ai voice. good stuff. i enjoyed this tale.

@drmachinewerke1 20 күн бұрын

Just a good story One I'll remember .

@HrLBolle 7 күн бұрын

17:34 not only does God have a wicked sense of humor but apparently the entire universe does referring to Depeche mode song

@WarbearPrime 20 күн бұрын

...interpretive dance... chuckle

@user-ve4ve5qy7e 15 күн бұрын

A just plain wonderful happy story ! Thank you. ❤

@patrickbarner1380 18 күн бұрын

Just like the perk of wild waste in new vagus fallout

@thechillhacker 4 күн бұрын

They're all Fukkan mad...

@FRFFW 8 күн бұрын

Objective : Defend the surface at all cost!! "Sir the enemy weapons is ineffective again us" -Objevtice : Defend the surface at all cost!- Objective : -Play sabaton all gun blazing -Ran out of ammo(Optional)

@johnnyrotten3175 16 күн бұрын

Great story and excellent narration 💯

@armandoa2484 20 күн бұрын

Definitely a very different story and I liked it!

@MagusHabilus 20 күн бұрын

Love it! stoned aliens, are hilarious!

@kathyrhode6252 18 күн бұрын

Oh I like this read by a human! Nice job. It’s beautiful! Love it. I love the concept of this story. Wish it was a full length book, I would buy that! Keep these kind of stories coming! New different uplifting angles! Love it

@anathardayaldar 20 күн бұрын

Always look on the bright side of life.

@exuletempus 19 күн бұрын

the worst way to go, with a giggle

@graphixkillzzz 20 күн бұрын

Tickle Ray Defense League, TRDL... turtle 🤣👉

@rebeccaconlon9743 19 күн бұрын

I only read it as Turdle

@mattbrown5511 20 күн бұрын

What a cute and disarming story.

@anathardayaldar 20 күн бұрын

Nice writing out of the box.

@tekhara 4 күн бұрын

The only problem is that if a human is tickled/laughs for too long, it is actually not that good for our health.

@iamdragonkrys 20 күн бұрын

Laugh is very good to face issues 😊

@OvenStudios 20 күн бұрын

a really good story

@iamdragonkrys 20 күн бұрын

Very good story, and perfect laugh 😂😂🤣

@Razalonjrt1 18 күн бұрын

LMAO now that is the way to fight a war no one dies no distruction only enermies falling over laughing I wish we could make it real. A cool idea of a story.

@hirogardenlighter 8 күн бұрын

Thank you for using your own actual voice.

@codyfoster148 3 күн бұрын

1,000 years from now the tickle monster is the fukar boogeyman

@CameronHuff 16 күн бұрын

Seeing the captions be spelling correct, but grammar incorrect is funny

@hahnpark1037 20 күн бұрын

7:30 I didn't know the Joker's ancestors were aliens...

@Zeroneii3 7 күн бұрын

We were born to inherit the stars

@anathardayaldar 20 күн бұрын

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

@sarawitrodchompu3576 20 күн бұрын

we LOVE HUMANITYMAXXING

@jorymeyers4853 20 күн бұрын

Lol that be so funny to see

@joshuakelly6911 20 күн бұрын

First first comment heck yeah

@nacota7559 20 күн бұрын

👏🍪

@StarboundHFY 20 күн бұрын

Yes you are!

@Livingstonshoedios 20 күн бұрын

so much better than the shit AI

@twisteddevotio2456 18 күн бұрын

Obsurb, entertaining and the funniest story ever. But ending was a little too long, but good.

@bigearl3867 19 күн бұрын

Would you like a ..... grit?

@kenlee5509 16 күн бұрын

That's Funny...

@dominickefrim3088 14 күн бұрын

I appreciate that this story wasn't read by an AI....

@josephhyland8904 20 күн бұрын

LMAO!!!

@yumisuremaki2748 18 күн бұрын

a little late for april fools but good idk

@jdbdidoek 20 күн бұрын

what type of foolishness is this 😂😂😂

@guacamoleman3253 17 минут бұрын

lol lmao even

@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 18 күн бұрын

''they where energy based creatures'' ''tears streaming down its scaled cheeks'' sorry what ? , that smells like A.I patchwork production mistakes not sure i keep listening to more of it hmm :/ otherwise potential there hmm

@zachialadams9279 15 күн бұрын

Sneaking suspicion the writer might have meant they were 'an energy based weapons species' or something. Could be AI tho.

@EeBee51 19 күн бұрын

A good story, but it should have ended at around 15:34, before it fell into all the "kumbaya" sh*t. You blew an original and very amusing tale, by lapsing into a totally unnecessary and story killing philosophical lecture..... (time to sack your editor I reckon)

@thomaskinney9081 19 күн бұрын

Here is a tip try to hard to be funny and it loses its funny factor

@Angie254M 7 күн бұрын

Can we stop trying to write essays with every paragraph? FFS I remember short stories that were 5000 words. And they were good. get. to. the. point. Quit trying to wax eloquent.