+Prongsify oh my goshhhhh. It should've veen District Zodiac! lmfao

+AksentNetharia District Zodiac Lizard

+AksentNetharia I'd rather have "District Zodiac"

ssaaaaaaaame

+Theodore someone is angry

Boo hoo

I am too I was expecting that

I believe it's square, forward, square

+evklinken IT IS LOL

Actually, three times 😂

he needs to work on his button mashing skills.

+Fernanda Azaria lol

+Bruce Wayne #Exitpollgate

+MadnessInIsolation Dying XD that shit was SAVAGE!

+MadnessInIsolation That was some cold ass shit.

I bet Cruz' family keeps some packed luggage & spare passports in a closet in case the opportunity presents itself

+Simon Carlile I always thought "Plasticine", or "Claymation" character, but "half-kissed frog" will do!

+AJBfc It's just a shitty phase. It'll pass eventually

+AJBfc life imitates art...

Also emoji movie

+C Mufasa It's not a phase, mom!

Xeno Fractal Holy shit, in case others were wondering, they actually are making an emoji movie.

+Battlefield 5 Then real life Idiocracy once Trump is elected.

+carstereobandits Oh no, we are well into idiocracy territory.

+Battlefield 5 South park is a better place to live than America

+Battlefield Southpark has always been based on events that happen in real life.

+Kal El Nope

+Jordan Link He's still part frog... did you see how gracefully he zotted that booger?

+William Ross oh god, don't remind me of that image again.

Aged like milk 😅

+Klodian Ozuni I know!!! LOVE ANDRO!!

Seriously the best line of the whole campaign :)

+Bubblehead 640 To be fair, a former-ceo that got drummed out with a 21-million dollar golden parachute in severance has plenty of time that can be wasted. Man, what I wouldn't give to run a company into the ground, and get rewarded handsomely for it, and then run for public office in my spare time! :-D It'd be a very nice life!

+Bubblehead 640 She was a last ditch effort to gain women voters. It didn't work. Best to loose quickly like this than continuing to loose state after state spending a fortune.

+Derrick Belanger It will be ok, think about it... Bernie has shown that there are another path, that a clear message, and a willingness to fight, is what it takes to change the country. There are a small (very smal) chance that he can make it... And with the money he has raised, he can support a number of candidates to the House and the Senat... In the end, Bernie might well become one of the most powerfull men in the Senat... He can still fight

HOORAY for socialism!!

+Nate Castle *Communism

taneh and michay Shaianna Gee 12 to taneh and michay shaianna

+Shaiannatanehmichay

+oeiwyuzl84332165 Election fraud and the demobots are worse. #exitpollgate

+Johnny bizaro sore loserism, though, is by far the worst.

A nation where the Democrats are our last hope. For once in this nation, I hope Republicans are hearing up to vote Democrat.

+oeiwyuzl84332165 don't worry the GOP is still attempting to screw him over

+DylanDude A bunch of them already are. Even Rubio sent out a tweet saying he'd rather his followers vote democrat than Trump

+TheNamelessProtagonist We can all cheer if the FBI steps in.

+Political Dunce sorry not till general election where Donald trump will doom us all

+TheNamelessProtagonist Hopefully, the DNC will have a Plan B, although I've learned not to have a lot of faith in those elitists.

+TheNamelessProtagonist Perhaps Colbert will make a special episode if Hillary goes to prison mid-general election.

+Political Dunce plan B? from what I can tell the Democratic party wants Hillary. Although the Republicans really don't want Trump.

nah we still have Donald Trump

+log gard I said human history. Trump's campaign is galactic history.

+Joaq Wizard Phoenix with plenty of competition.

+Joaq Wizard Phoenix And Trump being the last Republican is that last kick in the teeth.

I think Jeb bush was more of a joke. Please clap

+Edgar Medina One poison appears a bit sketchy but hasn't killed anyone yet. The other has a pretty impressive fatality rate already. I'll go with the unknown on this one.

+jeff4justice Me personally, I only planned to vote if Sanders was the nominee. Since that isn't the case I'd rather save my vote for someone I actually connect and agree with rather than just to "stay liberal" or "stop trump."

+Trollaukinn I mean that is true, you're 100% right lol. But at the end of the day poison is poison and either way our country won't progress and grow stronger, but I do love Trumps motto of "Make America Great Again" 🙌

+MsPark Me a trumpbot? Oh no no no 😯🔫 lol

Trump 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

Run for president then

Run for president then

+Kiran Valenzuela what they said is not what you think

Craigslist casual encounters ;)

Nice

+Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf You know, here in Russia, we sometimes call Putin a crab. Just FYI.

+Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf Taste like crab. Talk like people. Crab people 2016! (still better than Jeb Bush)

So rob trujillo...

Because it was an accident. I hate Ted Cruz but the man didn't mean to hit his wife obviously

imminent pffff....how does your hand smack your wife, and you care so little you just follow through like she doesnt exist?

+Bent Neatly It was an accident, but you can see he decided to hug his campaign manager or whomever that man was, before his wife. That's still pretty messed up you don't choose to hug your wife who is right next to you.

Hewlett Packard

+Buenomars I thought it was District Paper Jam.

+MediocreSuperhero I thought it was Paper Jam?

+Buenomars she came back from the fallen

yes

Yup. #Trump2016

Absolutely

yes

Obvi

+SatansWerewolf District YUGE

+Nicholas Bevins Let's hope not.

IDK but Hillary must represent the capital or District Bengazhi, District email, District...... Idk

+SatansWerewolf Bernie is District 99%

+SatansWerewolf DISTRICT ORANGE BRONZER. Oh, and +SatansWerewolf, you're fired. I'm YUGE, and you're a lying Ded.

Tfey

I don't

ohhhh don't we all

+jammin yammin And Rubio both... Rub I/O

+jammin yammin Noo. Machines aren't capable of evil. :3

+Smecksee unless you program them to be evil

that's hillary. look it up

+jammin yammin that's offensive to robot-americans

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1 party systems don't work either they just make dictatorships

Canada has a 4 party system. But you'll always get extremists either way.

+jeff4justice It's OK, the rest of the sane world will come and install a democracy for you eventually.

It's funny how if I remember correctly the Republican Party came out of the split remains of the Whig party, and now look at what's happening to the Republicans... quite sad, actually.

+jeff4justice its only broken because most of the people behind it have no morals or any real sense of honor.

+Craig Franklin Even as a Bernie supporter, we all now who the last one to fall is, and with him falling, the United States of America... it's going to be quite the tragic finale.

+TheBlackYoshie I wouldn't worry so much. Hillary isn't putting any pressure on him to step aside, which means she wants to appeal to his followers. She won't choose him as VP in all likelihood, but there's a nice populist democratic socialist senator in Ohio, I forget his name, who will carry on the torch. Odds are, Bernie will get a position in cabinet.

+TheBlackYoshie stay mad Bernie Bros. Bernie Sanders is almost identical to Hillary Clinton anyways

+0IIIIII You wouldn't say this, if you actually would've informed yourself about the details of their programs. (Or in Hillarys case the lack thereof.) Hillary just says all kinds of nonsense to get elected.

+0IIIIII Hillary is the queen of useless meaningless platitudes. "We're going to break down the barriers!" "We need to start talking about this." blah blah. Bernie spits substance 24/7.

+MrHeems no you are.

Making fun of Trump's dumbness and destroying him will never get old

Mind blown

+kevin hunter You mean the party that ended slavery and the Cold War? And what did the Democrats give us that was so great? Segregation, Japanese internment camps, dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Korean war, the Vietnam war, the Bay of Pigs, the Cuban missile crisis, the Iran hostage crisis, Monica Lewinsky, and ISIS? Please, both parties have sucked over the years.

44excalibur Let me explain what I meant by "May there never be a party like you again" I hope there isn't a party that is so hypocritical that it was the most progressive party at the time that ended slavery and put america back together after the civil war. But, eventually turns into a bigotry party that wants the conservative politics (which is the opposite of progressive by definition) to oppress and control millions of people for there own benefit even though it will not benefit even there own grand children in the long run.

***** Okay, let's review. First of all, the Republican party under Lincoln was a party made of up many factions, only one of which was progressive. They also had a conservative business-oriented party and moderates all of which were part of the former Whig party. Second, the Republican party didn't just become a "bigotry" party. True, many of the bigoted southern Democrats left the party and became Republicans after Kennedy and LBJ pushed for civil rights reforms, but do you think that all of the Teddy, Eisenhower, and Rockefeller Republicans from the northeast, central, and western states just up and vanished? The southern Dems that became Republicans are bigoted because they're southerners, not Republicans. Third, you seem to think that "conservative" and "progressive" are defined by "bad" and "good." Let me remind you that "conservative" implies less centralized government and greater free market and private sector control, while "progressive" implies a more centralized, activist government. Those differing philosophies on how government should work have nothing to do with race, it has to do with where power should go, with the states and the public, or with the elites in government. Right now voters on both sides are angry at the elite establishment, which is why you have Trump on one side and Sanders on the other. The Democrats are having their own little rebellion led by the Sanders voters who want to push the Democratic party away from the traditions of FDR, Kennedy, and Clinton, and closer to European socialism, which is by definition the anathema of American separation of powers under the Constitution. Fourth, let's not forget that the Democrats did not run on a platform of "civil rights" under Kennedy. Kennedy had LBJ as his VP pick to win over southern Democrats, and LBJ actually blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's during Eisenhower's administration. When JFK reached out to Martin Luther King Jr.'s family after his arrest following a demonstration, Bobby Kennedy and LBJ flipped out, angry as hell that JFK could've cost them southern votes. These Democrats were not civil rights activists, they were running on a platform of beating the USSR in the arms race and the space race, and running to the right of Eisenhower and Nixon by accusing them of letting the USA fall behind. It was only after the Kennedy's saw an electoral gold mine in luring African American voters away from the Republicans(MLK was a Republican) that they courted African American voters to turn the election in their favor. This was part of the dirty tricks operation that the Kennedys employed in the 1960 election. In Chicago, African American communities recorded more people voting for Kennedy in 1960 than were actually alive. How exactly do dead people in cemeteries vote for JFK, I wonder? This is the same strategy the LBJ used later in 1964, when he famously quipped "We've lost the south for a generation" after signing the Civil Rights Act. LBJ conveniently went from being a southern Democrat who blocked Republican civil rights legislation in the '50's to signing civil rights legislation that secured African American votes in 1964 and ensured a landslide victory against Barry Goldwater. And afterwards, African American families saw their sons go off to fight and die in Vietnam, as the draft under LBJ targeted low-income communities and non-college youths. When Nixon adopted the "southern strategy" he was simply turning the Democrats' own strategy inside out. But did this mean that all of the northern, central, and western Republicans all of a sudden turned racist overnight? Former California Democrat turned Republican Ronald Reagan switched parties in the 1950's due to the Democrats' policies under the highly unpopular Truman, and what Reagan thought was a weak and feckless foreign policy after the Korean War and the Democrats' seeming capitulation to communist regimes. As the Democrats embraced the left, they also seemed to embrace socialism, which is what drove many Cold War Democrats to the Republicans. Was there a racist element in the Republican party after Nixon's southern strategy? Of course, because the Dixiecrats were most certainly racist. But that only confirms a racist element in the Democratic party as well. And how then do you explain the Regan Democrats who voted Republican in the 1980's? These blue-collar, moderate Dems in the northeast and Midwest, many of whom became Republicans, are supposed to be racist as well? And does not the Democrats pandering to minorities for votes to keep a rich, white, elitist Democrat establishment in power also count as racist? How long have the Democrats courted African American voters by promising the world and producing minimal results? Do you see the problems in the African American community even after eight years of Obama? And now they're doing the same with Latinos. If the Dems didn't see Latinos as the fastest growing demographic in the USA, do you think they'd pay so much attention to them? And do Latino voters actually think that the Democratic party can really fix the immigration system to their liking? They have this little thing standing in their way called the US Constitution. The Democrats are not going to be able to stop illegal immigration from being illegal. Believe me, both the Democratic and Republican parties blow the racist dog whistle, they just do it at different frequencies.

***** Uhh, Nixon wasn't even in power when JFK was killed. Nixon ran for California governor in 1962 and was defeated, and afterwards became a private citizen. He was working for a New York law firm, Nixon, Mudge, Rose, Guthrie & Alexander in 1963 when JFK was assassinated. And sure, JFK's father, Joe Kennedy, was the one with the mafia connections, but it is a matter of record that more voters voted for JFK in Chicago than were actually alive, and it is also true that JFK did not run on a civil rights platform in 1960 and only courted black voters to win the election. Why would JFK want LBJ, who was a favorite of Dixiecrats, if he had any interest in the civil rights movement? I'm not criticizing JFK, mind you, just pointing out that the Dems crap stinks as well.

***** Uhh, I said that Nixon was not in power when JFK was assassinated, not LBJ.

+Jon Michael Halsey Just wait until Eddie Munster runs in 2020.

oh they can, but it be just hillary marching by herself to the white house, of course trumps head will appear on the dome of the white house as usual.

+Shaun Elemens It will be the climax fight - Dorothy vs Witch.

I was really dissapointed

+Tommy Klein and?

+thecool24681 Hillary is to shady

+Andrew Vasquez No Bushes or Clintons.

+Andrew Vasquez Was that half of an analogy as in Hilary Clinton is to shady as Ted Cruz is to lie-y? Or did you mean too?

+Tom Rebman honestly all the caindates this year arent that good.the only person in the race that's actually better than not is bernie.

But Bernie's is going to be the best!

+James Cooper EEEW. stupid socialists

+James Cooper keep telling yourself that

+OhSnap TruthHurts if he goes independent he actually has a giant chance

+Eddie Anthony HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

+daAnT1990 I was surprised too since he said he wanted to be part of it, maybe it was a scheduling conflict?

+ArgonTheAware Probably yes. I believe that most people thought we are going trough a contested convention

on time out. he is not supposed to voice his opinion

I was thinking the same thing. Hopefully they didn't just outright forget about him.

+daAnT1990 Maybe they'll bring him when Bernie falls, or in the GE after the last loser drops

+Jeannie Weasly ... Or himself.

you mean Donald Snow

+Autojones I'm not a Repub, but I kinda like Graham. At least he is funny on purpose.

+LBickford1 I have no idea what Graham stands for, but I like him as a person

+Jeannie Weasly only you can replace every time he said "Senate" with "the World". (:

He's bought. Ignorant pleb.

+John Smith Yeah, but he's not Trump

Jack Lovejoy Politicians who are bought are controlled by the NWO and further it's agenda as soon as they see a dollar sign. No integrity whatsoever.

Kasich foreign policy would just be hugging ISIS into submission.

John Smith bro, calm down, you're making Alex Jones blush.

+The Cadaver Uh, if anything its created its own Frankenstein monster, far worse than the Repub party itself

+Marissa Yeah. The amount of neo Nazi support that Trump has is pretty crazy. Watching his supporters and the things they say is terrifying.

OG_Ravioli Dog Right? If anything Trump simply revealed the manic, hateful, bigoted types of people who exist on the right and have supported the Republican party all this time. Not that all right wingers are this way, but apparently a sizable portion of them are.

+Marissa Nah, the monster was already grown as fuck by 2010. I remember thinking "Damn, these guys are pandering to the shittiest demographic, ever. Shit's gonna get weird." Didn't expect it to blow up in their face so badly. I really think these are the death throes of the GOP. The Donald is already their guy. They won't be taken seriously for a very long time, if ever again.

+Henry Wallace i feel like im watching a childrens show

Tbh any time Colbert is being "political" aka bashing republicans is really cringy

+Henry Wallace Seriously, the cartoon Trump is incredibly lame and unfunny and should go away as an ongoing bit.

+Rocco that's literally what made him popular, it's just comedy.

I agree. #NeverCartoonTrump

yep. I love his opulent dedign

+bella haller And you're like 9 so who really cares? C'mon Bella.

I am 12 years old actually. How do I look 9?????? I am just saying that Cato is like Donald Trump because they are both people who have a lot of followers and are not the best option

bella haller ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION BITCH, sorry I didn't mean to burst out like that sometimes when I meet people who arRRRE COMPLETE BITCHEZ THEY FUCKING GOD SHIT

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Hillary isn't bad... The email thing is minor which I bet is Tho only reason you dislike her.

+EJ Rumbos That and the fact that she's contradicts herself.

+EJ Rumbos Or how about the fact that she lies nearly every time she opens her mouth and is incredibly insincere? Or that she blamed home buyers for the financial crises, but now says she wants to crack down on Wall St? Or that she is spineless, lacks integrity, and flip flops on every issue when it's politically advantageous for her? But you're probably right, the email thing is the only reason people dislike her.

+EJ Rumbos Do Research She Is The ESTABLISHMENT She Only Care About Here Millionaire/Billionaire Donors Not The People

+DARIVS ARCHITECTVS Hillary-the same old same old. Trump-will there be WWIII if somebody insult his toupee or his wife? Will he comparing penis size with other world leaders at G8? At this point, I'll vote for Bernie in the primary and I'll be voting against the republicans regardless who the democrats nominate because the supreme court justice nomination is at stake. This is a lifetime appointment people. You want to fuck over future generations for 20-30 years just because your Bernie or your Hillary didn't get nominated?

+George Salafatinos He tends to be gracious to those he has vanquished...for about 20 seconds. I suspect he also, magnanimous in victory, sends each fallen rival a coupon for a free weekend at one of his resorts. Or 50% off a week. (Taxes, meals and gratuities not included.) Note, though, that Ted's optimism is for "the long term future". In other words, maybe not the next 4.5 years or so?

+Iden Hakeem colbert didnt go ham, it was more him than the character

+Iden Hakeem Well yeah, I mean the villains weren't happy about Katniss winning. Donald Trump is Katniss.

Dohn Joe alright Ill give you that, still wish he had played it ecstatic

+Iden Hakeem i guess they didn't have that much time to prepare this episode...

+Iden Hakeem On the opposite for me!

+Aleksandra G. so true

+Aleksandra G. Vicente Fox just apologized to him. He isn't even thinking about Hillary lol... Pres of Mexico sees the writing on the WALL... Trump will be President

+Aleksandra G. It's because the real trump is so cartoonish that seeing him in 3d live action just doesn't feel right.

+Spencer West Sadly, you're correct. It'll be a sad day when Sanders loses... but an inevitable one. At least he's had some positive change on Hillary.

+J.M. Alexia It'll be a while, hes not leaving till the end.

+Zach K. I voted for him and it's not over till it's over but im not gunna be naive about the reality of politics.

+J.M. Alexia she always changes so long as you vote for her....in the end she will do what her funders please.....

Spencer West Agreed

+henrick 7777 monitor

+litven It's almost the same fucking thing, the cartoon isn't funny

+Ian Gilbertson He does sound like he's saying "I'll read these lines if I have to" doesn't he?

Lmao I didn't even know they actually were trying to do the hunger games

Lmao I didn't even know they actually were trying to do the hunger games

At least change the profile pic. A little bit of vomit came up in the back of my mouth when I saw that thing.

No. Ted Cruz might not be the next president, but he'll always be the Zodiac killer.