Jorbs: "Choker stops me from doing something stupid" Me: Looks at title "hmmmm"

Warped tongs, Apotheosis, Upgrade Potion, Toxic Egg and War Paint. All in the first 10 minutes of the run.

At the warpaint pickup is it actually technically correct to pick up Warpaint before the card reward because of Toxic Egg? There's no way paint can upgrade the card you picked, so the usual reason to do it the other way around isn't relevant, and it's conceivable that what gets upgraded could possibly influence what the correct card reward choice is. It's fractions of a percent, at best, but seems like an interesting corner case where the conventional reason to take the cards before the paint doesn't apply.

Good thing that Jorbs bottled barricade this run

On this day, Ironclad ate a slug. Edit: Among other things.

I love Jorbs videos because they are the cure to my insmonia.

"Yeah, but who eats the Time Eater?" "Jorbs does." "Oh. Alright then."

35:38 One of the best things about listening to Jorbs is that his pronunciation of "etcetera" is immaculate.

I love the runs that he explains his thought process while he plays :)

You were wearing a collar and a choker... super kinky 😏

38:03 got an actual chortle out of me on a bad day, thanks Jorbs!

I remember a time when jorbs said "there is never any reason to recall at any time other than the final campfire". Now look at him, recalling halfway through act 3 :')

So, in the final fight, when does the heart get to attack? Seems unfair.

"0 times infinity equals 6 sometimes" -Jorbs

Ironclad runs are soooo goooood

The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!

52:30 what a strange fight, playing combust and taking damage instead..

So hold on a minute, theres a card that clones attacks, feed increases max hp when it kills, and those black blobs regenerate after they die. Is there something I’ve forgotten or is an infinite hp tactic real?

0 x infinity is sometimes 6 (in the theory). This is true, this is how math works.

Finally, sleep

That second turn against the reptomancer tho

Anyone know what jorbs says when someone subscribers to the channel?

I am here 6 months later to happily report that I was the 690th person to like the video. Nice.

What does jorbs use to write numbers on the screen?

Honestly this is how I killed my first heart at 20 died 6 times prior cause I'm booty cheeks cards lucked me a win haha

If he doesn't actually do a 999 body slam, I will have to dislike the video for clickbait. Edit: close enough. Gave it a like!

I honestly just do Ascension 0-10 runs using literally the worst cards now. Ironclad runs with Clash as the focus, Silent Grand Finale/Choke Decks, Defect Claw Decks (never works well enough for heart in higher ascensions sadly), and Watcher using mainly the Retain Cards. It’s extremely fun until you consider actually using the same decks against ascension 15-20 Heart....they suck lmao

I agree

38:46 @magin_5188 if you ever see this comment: "oh i see you're a man of culture aswell."

First!