"My lawyer will take care of it." I'm pretty sure that your lawyer's fee will be higher than the cost of a $25 ticket.

“Litterbugs… This is why I joined the force…”

The only thing more terrifying than DF breaking the law... DF *being* the law

6:05 for the first time in a few years, DF has finally shown some emotion

I'd say the police made a mistake by giving DF a weapon and authority, but knowing DF he'd find a way to have a weapon and terrorize the city regardless.

I love how youtube thinks you're playing "GTA V"

Being a Hong Kong Citizen, I saw no problem from DF's behavior

“He’s not blinking” (proceeds to blink right after he said that)

"I haven't read the handbook and I'm not about to." thanks DF! You taught me reading learns nothing! Lol idk

I am suprised it took him so long to kill a pedestrian

They let me taze two people before firing me, that's the real takeaway. - DF, political savant, 2021

“I can just sit here and rotate around.”

American police departments be like: "You're a loose cannon DF! So you're gonna get the harshest punishment we've ever even considered giving an officer. Two weeks paid suspension, so go home and think about what you've done."

most unrealistic part of this game is a cop actually getting fired

I’m starting to think that df is playing games to test careers just in case KZfaq falls through

The second I get ready to go to sleep the new vid drops...

Yes, you are the law. The law of chaos

“This guy’s backwards and expired, he’s gonna get double violation” WHAT I forgot I should never watch DF videos as background noise…

DF: "usually I'm commiting the crimes" Me: this is US police. You get to commit so many more crimes

"Why can't I ever hit anything with my stun gun?" Because it's a stun gun. They're awful in just about every way.

He is kinda like my ELA teacher. Anytime something isn't exactly perfect he just counts it as "missing".

you didnt even need to become a policeman, you ruin lives either way!

Hey! Finally, I'm here at like a good time! I just wanted to say how much your content means to me, and how you always manage to lighten my mood with your hilarious sarcasm and your amazing personality. Keep up the awesome work!!

anyone notice how df sounds more enthusiastic now? keep up the good work dude!!

I see DF went the UK school of laws (fines for everyone and everything).

6:07 it makes me sooo happy when DF really lol's

Officer DF, please keep this series coming 🤣

When your cop is a sociopath and an extrovert

i've never seen such an accurate depiction of the daily lives of cops

DF: has a gun Also DF:.chooses stun gun

Huh GTA V sure looks different from what I remember

4:52 already showing better de escalation skills than the American police force by pulling out the taser

The scream after being tased at 8:25 had me crying I was laughing so hard.

11:07 " Soooooo I just need to find someone that i can let off" Guy in the backround intensives Jaywalking

9:07 "Is it illegal?" "I will make it illegal."

Me too! Glad to see we have something in common

"I didn't know the laws applied to me" - Average cop.

That guy parked a foot away from the curb was a true monster. Definitely a tow truck

I was watching your old videos waiting for you to upload this new one, I love you senpai

This is the greatest video to come out of Dangeroulsy Funny in a good while

The fact that he tazed, fined, and arrested a random person off the street for no reason 🤣

I love Deadly Premonition's "Life is Beautiful" playing in the background.

lol you tasing the wrong guy was the like first time ive ever heard you break and laugh a little bit so good

This is the most normal df has ever been

Third person shooters now? What is next? Theme park and city builders?

the unique video that I were waiting to finally go to sleep

I started watching this, then looked at the description and realized I was there in the first minute I am literally gonna die, didneven realize

*DangerouslyFunny* We need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

Surprised DF actually played the roll of a cop so well

I like this gameplay, Play more of this DF!

That may have been one of the funniest videos I have ever seen...

Now there's the DF we all know and love~

6:39 "that's so much money!" -a guy with airpods

As a blackman I applaud DF's for his deeply realistic role play. I'm proud he took this so seriously

As soon as I saw the title i knew there was going to be chaos

What's worse than than DF breaking the law? DF BEING the law.

Causing. Only. Pain. But that's typical of DangerouslyFunny

Why did I stay up for this specifically? It’s 11

Awesome start to my late day

Wow! It’s like I was watching a real officer!

after the collab video, DF is laughing so much more

Thoughts on attack helicopters

Hmm I thought he always did this in his videos: make people suffer because of his actions. He doesn’t even need to mention it.

I would love DF as a cop :)

Ah yes, DF to make my night:)

"this guy's speeding" runs in front of the car

3:22 me looking in the corner of the screen to see the game time: wait a minute-

10:21 holy sh*t lookit how good those clouds are

I love this video!! Do more!!! And no more fishing games please!!

Fun Fact: Df's voice is the best

13:25 he did Jaywalking and not littering 😂

I'm proud of you DF.

The guy who littered and had a notebook looks suspiciously like Light.

*_IT PARKS CORRECTLY, OR IT GETS THE TASER AGAIN_*

ur ma fav channel df along with graystillplays

Someone did this irl and now my country's on fire

Just from the title I can tell this will be a “fun” video😬😏😏😏😏

WHO TF WOULD GIVE DF THIS MUCH POWER

DF is an above average cop

Guys he's changing, first cleaning and now this. Whats happening to him?

* stands on top of police station * i am and above the law

😅 This might be a little too real. Funny as hell, but just too real.

I hate this joke, but I don't think a cop should personally have a lot of CP.

You should play the new neon abyss update!

DF's Bizarre Hong Kong Adventures

Police officers be like I haven’t read the handbook and I’m not about to

Not as early as last time but certainly HAPPY BY THE AMOUNT OF TIMES UVE BEEN POSTING!

This game is AMAZING 😂

last time i was this early df was still playing stardew valley

Not sure how useful this info is but for a typical police officer here in the states, depending on the state you graduate you either would have to undergo 600 hours or upwards of 800 hours worth of training before becoming a full on police officer. Now granted you can be in training and act as an on duty officer but it's under supervision of a certified officer. At least that's what I have been told by my family member who is a police officer in Texas. Also if it wasn't for this game being dead and no longer getting updates it could seriously have potential for being a good game if a few rough spots were patched up.

Oh that's smart causing chaos means easier paycheck for yourself.

ACAB includes DangerouslyFunny

No parking 12:00am to 4:00pm Fridays Him Monday 9:00: let's issue a parking ticket 🕺

DF: police game KZfaq: GTA V

DF should arrest himself, then sue the police force for unlawful arrest and make millions

Probably will go really really well or really really bad

mans just started the game with the power of border patrol

Alternate title: I became a police man

Take me with you... Wherever you go.

the license plates can have handicapped or taxi on the bottom. Taxi means they can park in taxi zones and handicapped can park on expired meters.