I bought a wife

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Pongsifu

Pongsifu

4 жыл бұрын

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►Patreon: / pongsifu
►Shirts: pongsifu.myspreadshop.com/
►My PC Setup: amzn.to/2J4eaNs
►PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/pongsifu
▷Epic Creator Code: PONGSIFU
Credits:
Risk it all from Bojack Horseman
Hold your ground scene from Game of Thrones
Blackjack quote from Futurama
Yeet audio by Dakooters
Rank of master scene from Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith
Giant woman scene from Monsters vs Aliens
Behold my stuff from Thor Ragnarok
Camel from One Piece
The game being played is Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord
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The horns sound, the ravens gather. An empire is torn by civil war. Beyond its borders, new kingdoms rise. Gird on your sword, don your armour, summon your followers and ride forth to win glory on the battlefields of Calradia. Establish your hegemony and create a new world out of the ashes of the old.
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord is the eagerly awaited sequel to the acclaimed medieval combat simulator and role-playing game Mount & Blade: Warband. Set 200 years before, it expands both the detailed fighting system and the world of Calradia. Bombard mountain fastnesses with siege engines, establish secret criminal empires in the back alleys of cities, or charge into the thick of chaotic battles in your quest for power.
Explore, raid and conquer your way across the vast continent of Calradia, making friends and enemies along the way. Raise your own army and lead it into battle, commanding and fighting alongside your troops in the thick of the action. Play the game the way you want to play it! Plot your own path to power in a dynamic sandbox adventure where no two playthroughs are the same. Create and develop your own character to match your playstyle. Progress skills by performing actions as you gain access to a selection of perks that represent your mastery of a talent. See the availability of goods ebb and flow in a simulated feudal economy, where the price of everything from incense to warhorses fluctuates with supply and demand. Turn anarchy to your advantage by being the first to bring grain to a starving town after a siege or reopening a bandit-plagued caravan route. Put your tactical prowess and combat skills to the test against players from all over the world in a variety of different multiplayer game modes, ranging from small-scale skirmishes up to huge and epic sieges with hundreds of players. Vanquish your foes using the game’s deep and intuitive combat system that is easy to learn but difficult to master. Take to the field of battle and experience the brutality of medieval combat in first or third person perspective with hundreds of on-screen units, each with their own detailed AI. Customise the game to experience an entirely different adventure of your own creation. The engine and tools used to develop Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord are being made available to the community, so that modders can re-interpret Calradia or create their own worlds.
#MountandBlade #Bannerlord #MountandBlade2 #Pongsifu

Пікірлер: 287
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
9 large for a wife ain't bad. If there's enough interest in this video then I'll make another when more content is added.
@Raizoken0
@Raizoken0 4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu can I perhaps buy your wife I’ll trade you a pencil
@dirpyturtle69
@dirpyturtle69 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll trade you 20 turtles for a wife
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
@@dirpyturtle69 Hmm...that is a lot of turtles.
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Raizoken0 I already got a better offer involving turtles.
@Raizoken0
@Raizoken0 4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu okay how about a pencil and a giraffe?
@MyHomeBoyDebra
@MyHomeBoyDebra 4 жыл бұрын
"What are your intentions for my daughter?" "9,000 dollars." "Shiiiit that's all you had to say."
@martind5653
@martind5653 4 жыл бұрын
I am very dissapointed it wasnt 9k AND a camel for a daughter.
@xxXXRAPXXxx
@xxXXRAPXXxx 3 жыл бұрын
@@martind5653 Thats too much. Three daughters for camel alone.
@theloremandraws3753
@theloremandraws3753 2 жыл бұрын
Man drives a hard bargain
@Kronos0999
@Kronos0999 11 ай бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx3 camel toes for 1 camel.
@TheVestibulian
@TheVestibulian 4 жыл бұрын
645 men besiege a castle, one man runs ahead and kills the two people inside, 645 men still outside cheer. that's some monty python tier shit
@AurelionSass
@AurelionSass 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, the ol' reliable pick up line: "You down for some Tablut?"
@wolf3dv
@wolf3dv 4 жыл бұрын
Tablut and chill
@K11NNGG
@K11NNGG 4 жыл бұрын
How bout a round of Gwent?
@dylanhecker6686
@dylanhecker6686 4 жыл бұрын
The sounds of SpongeBob and Patrick dying, got me dying 😂😂😂
@Farewell_Friend
@Farewell_Friend 4 жыл бұрын
The villager that only suggested 10 men? He set you up, 1000%. Shouldn't have been so damn cheap with the food Sifu.
@prestongarvey1857
@prestongarvey1857 4 жыл бұрын
Pong- "It costs me money daily to have men?" Ahhh yes you're new to the gigolo game I see.
@rubenrodriguez3164
@rubenrodriguez3164 2 жыл бұрын
Your humour keeps spirits high and that keeps our morale up. Thanks dude, you're great.
@pyroparagon8945
@pyroparagon8945 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing a medieval-set game and not knowing the word "javelin."
@b0leg23
@b0leg23 3 жыл бұрын
yeap, fuckin' uncultured swines (!)
@losientoo
@losientoo 3 жыл бұрын
A javelin is an anti tank launcher that shoots missles
@quokka8292
@quokka8292 3 жыл бұрын
@Erlan Morales: I mean technically you’re not wrong
@The_Riot
@The_Riot 3 жыл бұрын
@@quokka8292 your*
@BR0984
@BR0984 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Riot you're is right. your is wrong.
@AngryAsianGamin
@AngryAsianGamin 4 жыл бұрын
I bought a wife. First thing that is shown is a black guy and a camel...which is the wife?
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ddan1998
@ddan1998 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@surgodt
@surgodt 4 жыл бұрын
Souljaboy is obviously the wife
@Winslow19
@Winslow19 3 жыл бұрын
@@surgodt Might want to divorce that one quick
@markcross8076
@markcross8076 4 жыл бұрын
" Equal rights" LoL
@monsieurrenard2054
@monsieurrenard2054 4 жыл бұрын
Just the day i was thinking about how it would be fun to have a Pongsifu M&B vid, what a coincidence!
@magicalgirl1296
@magicalgirl1296 4 жыл бұрын
After how good the kenshi videos were, mountain blade was inevitable.
@bowmanc.7439
@bowmanc.7439 4 жыл бұрын
r/boneappletea
@b0leg23
@b0leg23 3 жыл бұрын
monument blade*
@kadumparon5844
@kadumparon5844 3 жыл бұрын
Probably a rhodok
@darrenbutler9819
@darrenbutler9819 2 жыл бұрын
@@b0leg23 Mount&Blade*
@its_dippy6779
@its_dippy6779 4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu: *spells "Nobles" correctly* Also Pongsifu: *"Nobels"* The duality of man.
@matrixassasin4730
@matrixassasin4730 3 жыл бұрын
I gave your like counter the magical number 69 no need to thank me lol
@kraanz
@kraanz Жыл бұрын
Everyone since forever - write it as "cavalry," pronounce it as "calvary."
@Overneed-Belkan-Witch
@Overneed-Belkan-Witch 4 жыл бұрын
That ending tho We need Sequel for this
@noahbernal3899
@noahbernal3899 4 жыл бұрын
I have been a fan of you since you had like 30k. I love every one of your videos and use them as ASMR when I sleep. Please keep up the good work 🥺👉🏻👈🏻.
@Zood94
@Zood94 4 жыл бұрын
50+ hours of game, for 16 minutes edited meme video? Now that's QUALITY!!
@lionidas4902
@lionidas4902 2 жыл бұрын
10:28 only watching now i noticed that's sponge bob and patrick screaming lmao
@user-rg7sz1fs4x
@user-rg7sz1fs4x 2 жыл бұрын
14:53 "I'm a strong independent clan" Lmfao
@Masterbaiter1000
@Masterbaiter1000 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine pongsifu's youtube picture in a history book depicted as a ruthless warlord
@byzon2good919
@byzon2good919 4 жыл бұрын
this man deserve more!! love all the video he makes
@koichi5823
@koichi5823 4 жыл бұрын
Congratulats on your new purchase man!
@codystephens311
@codystephens311 4 жыл бұрын
"behold, my stuff" love the edits and the vids lol keep it up
@TheRazzyDazzle
@TheRazzyDazzle 4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it Pongsifu, you troll with a picture of kairi. You had me geekin and I almost died on the toilet
@LordHokage26
@LordHokage26 4 жыл бұрын
Man said 9 large for a wife ain't bad lmfao amazing 😭💀😭💯
@WTFstyles
@WTFstyles 4 жыл бұрын
this is exactly how you should play a video game. Having fun!! keep it up good sir!!
@ChubbsterBrown
@ChubbsterBrown 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but now I feel like eating some grains after watching this.
@MGoogle3146
@MGoogle3146 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta get a weapon with longer reach man, you'll find horse combat much easier.
@UNOwen-nn6ui
@UNOwen-nn6ui 4 жыл бұрын
Yo Pong We need more of this!
@Marcusmanca
@Marcusmanca 4 жыл бұрын
the neo meme got me so good ahahah
@elvisthao9161
@elvisthao9161 4 жыл бұрын
Literally every time Pongmaster uploads I have to wonder if he's doing a bit or if he actually has a stupidly impossible level of charisma naturally. Seriously, nobody should be able to be this interesting to watch and act like this in their normal everyday life.
@skpeter-jl5db
@skpeter-jl5db 4 жыл бұрын
this was the most entertaining shit I've seen all week. Thank you
@noobkiller11790
@noobkiller11790 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see you play this game again since it's officially out now
@syndrathedarksovereign1609
@syndrathedarksovereign1609 4 жыл бұрын
It's always super fun seeing a noob playing m&b, so many things to learn
@jackm4023
@jackm4023 4 жыл бұрын
First video I have seen of yours and it is top-notch! Made me laugh heaps and you earned yourself a sub :)
@olesams
@olesams 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to form! I lol-ed, several times!
@lengxninja
@lengxninja 4 жыл бұрын
I love your channel bro, keep it coming. Just like what you're going to do on those housewives.
@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 3 жыл бұрын
"I need an ability that allows me to run faster, because ive been chasing these looters for 3 days now" -mustve not discovered the path finding skill lol *five minutes later* discovery
@Zedkiller1101
@Zedkiller1101 4 жыл бұрын
When he says he's on a horse and the looters are faster than him, all I can think about is "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".
@ebenhaezersepang1440
@ebenhaezersepang1440 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it up! Your vids always make my day
@eclo2k63
@eclo2k63 4 жыл бұрын
Loved the video!
@Ashe007
@Ashe007 Жыл бұрын
Your videos don’t make me feel alone 😃
@MALICEM12
@MALICEM12 4 жыл бұрын
The Dakooters reference was a surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.
@hop-skip-ouch8798
@hop-skip-ouch8798 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Pong got the famous Tech entrepreneur who made Soulja boy console to collab with him.
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
He even gave me one to play Nintendo Switch games because they're sold out. What a cool guy.
@Toastytoez13
@Toastytoez13 3 жыл бұрын
We miss ur vids i mean I miss ur vids, today's was hilarious
@fatporpoise8092
@fatporpoise8092 4 жыл бұрын
I died when you mentioned your banner
@complexityinc.5167
@complexityinc.5167 4 жыл бұрын
This man prays to Odin and Thor to win and lives like a badass Dane
@LonelyHermit08
@LonelyHermit08 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about your vids is that you don’t have to scream out something to be funny. I have binged your vids for almost a week and I still love rewatching them(^-^)
@elderliddle2733
@elderliddle2733 4 жыл бұрын
Why run? You now have an heir for your glorious shenanigans.
@siddharthchoudhary4278
@siddharthchoudhary4278 4 жыл бұрын
Quality content
@isaiah3680
@isaiah3680 4 жыл бұрын
"What do i need a sheep for? If i get lonely?" *remembering american pie _wait no_
@TESkyrimizer
@TESkyrimizer 4 жыл бұрын
THAT ENDING BAHAHA
@HanzoStorm
@HanzoStorm 4 жыл бұрын
Long time no see my dude, hope u staying all good, and for me, im down at any game u play tbh, the only requirement for me is that u enjoy playing it. Cheers from a shithole-stalker place in south america! :D
@KageMinowara
@KageMinowara 4 жыл бұрын
3:50 The English term for that weapon is a Javelin. Probably the first ranged weapon humans ever used, if you don't count thrown rocks.
@BrownNProud112
@BrownNProud112 4 жыл бұрын
6:38 legitimately scared the shit out of me
@justalad4708
@justalad4708 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes quality content
@Oathivion
@Oathivion 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the expansion DLC, the quest for Milk and Cigarettes.
@davidquezada50
@davidquezada50 Жыл бұрын
Hope you could make another video of this again. It's much better now. Well kinda haha 😂
@scritchscratch3061
@scritchscratch3061 4 жыл бұрын
a valuable purchase
@josefmilly
@josefmilly 4 жыл бұрын
10:20 I'd be afraid of those odds if it was an anime game
@alephnole7009
@alephnole7009 4 жыл бұрын
Guts and Griffith vs 645 men.
@rexile1986
@rexile1986 4 жыл бұрын
Again another perfect ending
@thehonestchannel9660
@thehonestchannel9660 4 жыл бұрын
The ending was what made me subscribe twice
@victorjuarez2095
@victorjuarez2095 3 жыл бұрын
When he called Lucon loosen I lost my mind
@rinklestein6646
@rinklestein6646 4 жыл бұрын
M&B, Dakooters, and Pongsifu is too much for me.
@dabinbuh
@dabinbuh 3 жыл бұрын
Ycan tell he never played warband because he trusted the npcs suggested troop size
@Winslow19
@Winslow19 3 жыл бұрын
Lesson, don't let Pongsifu impregnate you
@Dayrell-sr9tj
@Dayrell-sr9tj 2 жыл бұрын
That ending lol.
@trissy2446
@trissy2446 4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu is an artist
@tcgaming3715
@tcgaming3715 4 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD! My stuff
@Timsturbs
@Timsturbs 4 жыл бұрын
this game looks so fun when somebody else is playing it
@donniebrasco9976
@donniebrasco9976 3 жыл бұрын
Budplugbanner ? Made my day !
@Ripcoilx
@Ripcoilx 4 жыл бұрын
"Curved swords!"
@Helios9826
@Helios9826 3 жыл бұрын
Dat ending~
@conanthebarbarian5291
@conanthebarbarian5291 4 жыл бұрын
i wish you get the subs and views you deserve
@apj501st
@apj501st 4 жыл бұрын
YES! PongSifu + MnB
@Chris-zr2jk
@Chris-zr2jk 3 жыл бұрын
the fucken caterpillar.....
@David-bh8vy
@David-bh8vy 4 жыл бұрын
the part with equal rights got me lol
@randomboy3m98
@randomboy3m98 3 жыл бұрын
Simphood raises to 100%
@jesuschristkillmealready5419
@jesuschristkillmealready5419 4 жыл бұрын
How the hell i haven't seen this game before? It looks awesome.
@danieltukua4527
@danieltukua4527 4 жыл бұрын
It basically just came out. It's been in development for like ten years since the original game came out, "Mount and blade warband"
@03dashk64
@03dashk64 4 жыл бұрын
You’ve seen the whole game. I’d recommend waiting until the full release. Right now it’s a bit barren
@Seagull780
@Seagull780 4 жыл бұрын
@@danieltukua4527 It didn't come out yet
@danieltukua4527
@danieltukua4527 4 жыл бұрын
@@Seagull780 I know it's the beta but still, it's crazy how dedicated to making it perfect
@eightninety.
@eightninety. 4 жыл бұрын
This game gonna be done for another 5 years
@killzorful
@killzorful 3 жыл бұрын
there we were 2 against a 1000. Toughest 2 we ever fought.
@KingBobBobBob
@KingBobBobBob 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm pregnant" welp time for war somewhere else
@rockead77
@rockead77 4 жыл бұрын
"I gained a level for killing a fleeing man!" *American police have entered the chat*
@SocramOlrak
@SocramOlrak 4 жыл бұрын
FREE LEVELS DUDE!!!
@2DRonaldo
@2DRonaldo 3 жыл бұрын
".. Don't worry, none of them were White!" *Police breath sigh of relief and leave chat*
@MrFoxUltima
@MrFoxUltima 4 жыл бұрын
What is the voice clip from that was talking about yeeting
@fireballdann
@fireballdann 4 жыл бұрын
Its from a video called "yeet" by dakooters
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 4 жыл бұрын
Dakooters
@andyrewpantah94
@andyrewpantah94 Жыл бұрын
pongs troops are all larger fueled as fratboys on game day.. what did you think they did with all that grain?
@bluewaffle89243
@bluewaffle89243 4 жыл бұрын
damn i remember the days when you had 30k subscribers
@brotherknight9484
@brotherknight9484 3 жыл бұрын
8:27 what medieval combat really be like
@MrRjh63
@MrRjh63 4 жыл бұрын
So far from the vids i have seen M&B 2 just looks like a graphical update of Warband i hope this isnt what ppl waited 10 years for.
@rocketman3285
@rocketman3285 3 жыл бұрын
Grain.
@damianlegion8455
@damianlegion8455 3 жыл бұрын
14:11 Epic Genius! Nice shot! 🥰
@skylar_ren434
@skylar_ren434 Жыл бұрын
Equal rights * preceed to Execute *
@_zealos_8213
@_zealos_8213 3 жыл бұрын
"Sora" **Picture of Kairi** _i see_
@sofiacarapia2968
@sofiacarapia2968 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, it costs money to have men that’s called a “wage” and keep and eye on them or this so called “unions” might arise 😬
@Uhg56
@Uhg56 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry if you have a "diverse" enough workforce you won't need to worry about unions.
@providedyeti1518
@providedyeti1518 4 жыл бұрын
Sofia Carapia I heard they don’t have wages in the south
@speedyguydima
@speedyguydima 4 жыл бұрын
Sumpter horses do not count as cavalry horses. You need a level 2 horse to employ basic cavalry.
@MetalMrJohnny
@MetalMrJohnny Жыл бұрын
Hahaha that ending
@midnightspookye7485
@midnightspookye7485 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a kingdom hearts reference I saw
@reborncrusader6509
@reborncrusader6509 4 жыл бұрын
A new vid on one of the 26 guys I'm subbed to: I sleep * Reads title *: *REAL SHIT*
@gamingandanime9000
@gamingandanime9000 3 жыл бұрын
11:20 Skyrim Reference....😂💯
@TenchuuKhanable
@TenchuuKhanable 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at curved...swords...
@FangsofYima
@FangsofYima 4 жыл бұрын
Is that Dakooters-chan i hear
@JaitsuStudios
@JaitsuStudios 4 жыл бұрын
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