wow

Womble: *IMPOSSIBLE,THEIR ALL TO DUMB TO DIE,THEIR STUPIDITY IS THEIR WEAPON!!!*

I mean he DID order his troops not to help, and then get angry at them for not helping

Prince Edmund really was ahead of his time.

nice

kek

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ty

See you in another 3 months mate

@@Ninjakiller_ Thanks man :)

Gaming4 Life I checked it out

Taco Blude Hope you enjoy it 🙏🏽

@Taco Blude it is they're not there

stiaan groenewald ok

Which is why some of us didn't play swadia, the only time I play swadia is when I'm in charge.

@@varouknight2751 Honestly most rulers will always be ineffective and sometimes their marshall may be even worse.

had that happen to me enough times i was given the option to rebel... what do you think i did.

@@varouknight2751 King Graveth: Hello friend, do you want a castle?

King Khan from Pendor would like a word.

And then the feast is a feast of water in cups, like it seemed when Womble got there. Yeah, some feast. Where's the fucking steak ?

@@rautamiekka ? LAO RIMW PWEIOS?

@@mareksicinski3726 Not a clue what you said.

@@rautamiekka sure

@@mareksicinski3726 I have no clue as well

Herman Tandberg sometimes i wonder if he does that one purpose and acts innocent.

he said follow me , not hold position

unite perry 16:23

Ik, but he selected follow me

i know im late but he made the infantry follow him, not the archers and dismounted cavalry

What are you doing in England?

@@gerwant1309 *Obligatory "Your mother was a hamster" comment*

@@alexanderticonuwu7591 "And your father smelled of elderberries!"

And of course, "Come back here, I'll bite you legs off!"

*anger ginger mode* YAAAAHHH

Lol same

I like how he asked "what have you done?" Like he wasn't involved with the babyversery.

U could figure it was not just a visit in the UK..

@@peterahdy7354 He was joking, you know.

@@SethJV or was he?

Yeah, password and stuff, is correct and I laughed :D

I wonder if he hit his own forehead to make one.

You clearly don't know how to command an army...

@@taunotalitappi6978 Kyllä kyllä!

Ahaha

Revolver Bobcat neither do I

Ditto bro. That and those pesky escorting caravan missions.

Nobody does

Those missions are great! Just go steal the cows from someone :D

Revolver Bobcat I changed it so the cows follow me by using TweakMB. It's kind of a cheat, but it makes it make MORE sense and be MORE realistic in a way, so I'm okay with it.

what movie is that xD

Yeah i need that, what movie is that?

lol nice

"The fire brigade said they were responding to reports of a woman stuck in her bathroom."

123456gordon I know right

123456gordon He hung out with frankie too much...

123456gordon its a 30 minute video be grateful

123456gordon unless your joking

Ikr

There are mods that make it so the cows follow you, which are nice.

Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS

Mystic Tabletop Unus Annus Unus Annus

I've rarely had problems with the cattle missions, just zig zag behind them and match their speed

Kenny I do that sometimes but it's not worth it

Zaire what’s on the front side?

A cannon and cannon balls.

The very definition of a Skag, Jordan Graves...

I wish I didn’t ask

Zaire loooooooooooool :DDD cannon and cannon balls looooooooool

These are acceptable casualties

TRULY A GREAT IMPERIAL VICTORY

Ah, I see your Russian? Well, not ALL of us are as bulletpr- home advan- I.. hmm

The Emperor smiles upon us all.

For the Emperor, Broother

That's basically the main meme of the game BUT in Soviet's case the one who called for it was King Gravath

@Michael Fox koifish ? Or simo ? i don't remenber right

@@nolann2900 simo

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa

You mean Courtly love?

the shrubberino Israel is more open minded than the west because the IDF is made up of men and women both serving in combat roles, it’s funny in an ironic way

@the shrubberino Dear shrubberino I hope you don't kill yourself even thought now your Nazionalistic beliefs are futile I believe in the future you will get a good education and peharps become a doctor and help saving peoples lives or maybe help our planet in another way.

the shrubberino I always thought that secret world order stuff was a load of bull, if there really was some kind of secret order then they either suck at the secrecy part or they have taken a leaf out of the Americans book and are hiding in plain site like Area 51, the pentagon or the CIA headquarters plus if there really is some order bent on world domination then they are doing a pretty poor job of it

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 israel sucks dick

Ryan Rearick touché

Ryan Rearick Yes.

Nalthanzo No

you mean it gives your dick life

I love the way he does his subtitles. First time I noticed he turned bullets into pews I died.

lmao same

THIS ^^

He is only showing his skills he learned as a child. You know. Getting every part of him beat in someway or another. x3

I actually facepalmed whenever he died lmao

What class?

@@CyranofromBergerac Wizard!

@@StarShine480 I can see that being good. I'm tied with wizard and fighter being my favorite classes. I've decided to settle and let a wizard with plate armor, sword and shield be my current build.

Well i already had a copy of Diablo before GOG got it. It's from MyAbandonware.

@the shrubberino well, Diablo himself is a bit of a bitch to fight as wizard. Especially on harder difficulties. Beyond that, yeah.

Clorox Bleach well it's something

Clorox Bleach why do i see you everywhere

Clorox Bleach How's your day going, Everyone's favorite Beverage?

Luke saunders, there are plenty of others named the same/similarly.

Don porleone ofc,but people choose tide pods instead of me

Dark Megumin high standards over here about his boy toys

Found you again

@@dauud4970 Fuck off

The lances are one of the most powerful weapons in warband.

Bub Rub but, they are hard to control if you don’t spend some time beforehand to figure them out.

@@samlarsen6706 All you do is keep moving until it lowers the lance, then you are good to go. I don't see how that would require some time beforehand to learn.

@@bubrub5564 That exact thing requires time to figure out. Game doesnt really tell you about it.

And why no one steals them if they rob a village^^

I do. Well in the Game of thrones mod you can command them to follow you :D

the cattle also follow you in the viking mod/expansion that taleworld released.

Well I do it and then kill them taking meat to closest town its 70 a piece snd you got 4 for each cow

Eric That misses the point of doing the quests. Quests are useless for anything but reputation and getting friendly with lords and kings.

Tichootlet sike

Dee_Are_ Johnny he’s a little late for april fools tho...

actually it's 4 months... the last video came out on december 25

Philippe Beauchamp wait. Are you actually serious about that comment? I think you need to watch the video before this 😂

his latest bullshittery came out in december so no 4 months

LOOOL underrated comment!

Indeed the discovery of NASCAR where everyone tries to knock each other out with spears out of their car

I can't think of NASCAR without thinking of the vine😂

Oh, didn't notice it's 0 damage. Well, the shield is just to create an opening for a strike, block attacks, or to create an opening of running. However, it seems you can't run, and your opponents walk faster than you can.

Blood of ghost24 “Womble, year” you mean year womble

callum duke pretty sure it was intentional lol

callum duke BRO BRO BRO ur in DANGER. A joke just got pass you ....

callum duke Whooosh

callum duke this belongs on the whoosh subreddit

no shit Soviet ~!

He lost first to a jittery broke killer then he fell down to losing to a peasant with a stick

Soviets a incompetent idiot

Anttac221 soviet is clearly not a fighter, after all he can’t even defeat a door

@@hybridAbsol Said the guy with the anime pic

And it has a shitton of mods.

Need to make a knights who say knee clan

Hungarian phrasebook

Tacticalwookiee There would be no horses if it was.

Tacticalwookiee EXACTLY!!!! I WATCHED THAT MOVIE YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!!!! lol

If he keep making it fancier and fancier, by the time video comes, we will get a Hollywood Edit where he use real people move subtitles with Cgi or something.

they're expensive tho, even though the armor is great and weapon choices are decent, it's not cost effective to fill more than a few of them.

@@TamLe-bj2yl Nah,they are way cheaper than Swad Knights or Mamluks; during the height of my army I had a backbone of 30 swordsisters and 30 Knights;after a camapaign I had 8 Knights and 24 Sisters left. Hands down they are both the most effective and cost efficient,quick to train too.

Even the stealth? Awesome

@@andrewcurtin7003 Sort of the stealth...There is always at least one that just seems to disappear when you least expect it. You only find out after the fact and then you have to look through all the places you were AGAIN to try and find it. And try to keep the OTHER cows from doing another Houdini trick.

@@kaitlynhiggins8083 You could turn them into food...

Invisible cows! I need that for my... my... "science project".

Alpacas are the same

Sealy Boi ummm 2 Years

Thank you car...very cool

L3ngnd27 Or 5 hours for a 1 minute video

Late april fool :)))

More likely 2years ...

no more like a year

Foura I do watch him on twitch but the bullshittery is just better

100 oh f***, i'd usually just bring 20-40 dumping the rest to a castle

Nik The Stick I already knew that.. It's why I subscribed 😁 but I know what you mean

Nik The Stick What? Not even. They meld like cheese and.. I mean butter and food

exactly my same old thoughts.

i always find him funny whether he plays alone or with others

that kinda sounds sad XD

I see Cyanide has a hidden account.

MrClickity #YOLO #FEASTBEAST #CHEATDAY

ya its going to be lit

Soviet are you detecting single men in your area again?

"Womble's sexuality is questionable but so is mine."

"And now let us strip..."

"Is that a bar?"

Would had it changed anything if he said "to get men for " or "to get men under the orders of " ?

Kevin Xu how tf did u get so many likes so quickly?

Username: SovietWomble Password: Fuckyoucianide

primepursuit hehe

primepursuit he should've asked Cyanide forehead

Bunnyman999 Hope you are ready for another.

yes how are you feeling the doctor said you should rest

Bunnyman999 no you were in gulag

MaaFoo *5500 Denars

We're talking about one Greece economy, not fifty of them. 130 denars.

Now now friend there was a tourist last week. It is now 6500 Denars and 5 Euros

You forgot, someone felt bad and it is now atleast 40 denars

Germany here. If you have that money, im sure you can pay something back eh? Than we have 6000 Denars, so everything is finei

BLUENOUB Me too.I think game is little underrated

i literally bought this game after i saw wombles video. i played for about 4 hours now and i´m so shitty at this game i can´t even look in the mirror, but i still like that game :D

Karizzma0815 You're learning the game of course you are shitty.You will lose,your villages will burn,every bandit on Calradia will kick your ass.But then you will learn the game and become the king of Calradia!

yeah dont know about that part the last three times i got raided right at the start (after the tutorial quest) but will see thanks for cheering me up

A huge part of the game is figuring out which fights are opportunities and which ones you need to run away from, a good rule of thumb is you will be faster than an army larger than yours, and slower than a smaller force. One of the tracking skills modifies this, as well as the horse-to-foot composition of your army, how high their morale is, and how much swag they're humping. A good way to win early fights is to use a reach weapon (spearlike is better than blade, blade can be tricky to time right) from horseback, with a fast 1hand and shield to switch to. Attack their archers from the side/rear, and you can solo 10 - 30 enemies pretty easily this way. Check taverns for friends to recruit, and get them horses ASAP as well, gives you a good early task force.

🤣

magoichi75 evidently not if he was so worried after his "lady friend" said happy babyversary ;)

Henry Wright He didn't sound *too* worried...

He might be like the little girls, who think they get pregnant from holding hands and kissing.

But it's true, you get pregnant if you kiss

Bi Brooks No, it is not. The only way to get pregnant is throught sex, when a men's sperm fecundates the woman.

Caesar Himself I believe it’s 2120 it was announced for... They said they couldn’t be fucked with it so their grand children can make it.

oh look! an untalented cav! but yeah...

Awe true to Caesar

My grandchildren will enjoy bannerlord

I checked and Vault 2 is making Bannerlord while Vault 3 is making Half Life 3. They have gone strangely silent though.

Now we wait for 6 months (or more) until womble released his banner lord video

@@kos2919 lol still nothing

How does one cheat?

@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 involve a lot of CTRL

Mine usually consist of me doing tournament after tournament and eventually standing there in full plate armor and 4 farmers at my side. Then i usually get bored and start up the "last days of the third age" lotr mod

Same here.

Exactly! It ruined my experience because I can't help it

I love how that guy on the right prepares to stab Soviet in the anus and he cuts away before that XD

When you are up against 7 of them yeah

Get the villagers to build some confidence before their village burns to the ground

This time it isn't with his penis though

tomtankengine only after soccer matches

You mean football...surely??

jason ross only if the football you mean is actually played with a BALL on FOOT

It's football, you ingrate.

B17Fortress he had the fucking time to do it

Georgescu Ion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he had hella time

B17Fortress took him 3 months to edit

Thom Curry I’m on 3500 hours I kinda like it

It's simply a great delivery. The gameplay is fluid and fair, you can make the game as hard or as easy as you want it to be, the progression over time is great. That's why Bannerlord is my most anticipated game since... Well, i'm not sure.

Thom Curry close to 1.5k but i played a good 1.3k on NATIVE Expansion. Best mod ever

I guess I was easily way over 10,000 hours into the game about 5 years ago (both native and mods) and I never felt too bad about it. But since that point in time I try not to get anywhere near it, it's too good to stop. Even in 2018 =D

He'll probably wait for Bannerlord

@@WhiteRescuer His children might get to play it.

@@smashing-3291 About that..

Oh Anders

Kisses anders! #neebsylvania

He got beaten up by peseants and a nervous man :D i've failed a lot while playing M&B but i never had this happen to me xD

hello ello anderz love ya!

oh anderz?

A lady visited him in the UK, what has he done!!!

Mikamaru / Miky arbeitest du für Facebook oder woher hast du meine Aboliste

Mikamaru / Miky I think it was just a joke because people seem to think he's sitting on his ass and that videos pop out of thin air. If you watch his Twitch streams he gives updates on video progress.

same

He was a bit late for April Fools, eh?

Also if your a patreon you will know exactly when you will recieve his videos

Mustafa Ahmed Christmas came early

hmmm this is a very troubling dilemma indeed

Tis just a scratch

@@mark-cn3db A scratch?! Your arm's off!

@@manictiger glad I'm not the only one who still watches monty python

Hydrogen i was just thinking that when he assaulted the castle

No Holy hand grenade :(

you and me both, fam.....you and me both.... *shoulder pat*

He should try out the countless mods

You're not alone on this one

And you survived? Incredible. SHHHTFFFUPP It takes a lot of fucking work to do so much editing

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

*YOU BETTA NOT BE A MAN HUNTA*

LESS TAWKING, MOAR RAIDING

YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!!

AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR!

He really has gotten a lot better. His comedic timing has always been spot on, and now he's able to add graphics without overdoing it!

who doesn't?

Geeman Amatin many who keep stupidly asking when is the next video, not understand the work

"many who keep stupidly asking when is the next video, not understand the work" - somehow the Russian Badger puts out a shit ton of videos with the same quality.

Viktor Reznov ?

Viktor Reznov You know i was about to get triggered af bc i love sowiet but i took a look at Russian Badger and i have to admit that you are right. His videos are top quality and he is uploading almost on a weekly basis.

Naufalafif2015 .... I just realized that the thing he used in that video was a mop....

Oh my god, What are you doing. Womble. Womble. *Cake meltdown* - Everyone on NEW CLEANY THING.avi Okay I can fix this - Womble with Random Warband Bullshittery

domesticatedpanda do not bring back the memories

MUCH

Tim Tem INDEED

I was looking for the name of that movie thank you so much