Sam Anslow He might just go homeless @ this rate😞

Yeah, but these highs he gets when there's a new car in the garage, there's no better feeling.

Don't forget that content makes him money. I.E. Autovlog has make 35k + on just one video of a 500 dollar. I want to believe there is method to his car buying madness.

Fkn tard you don't even understand

@@Trevonious95 oof

Car pal?????

But this one will be a touch more expensive to fix. Nice colour though.

Yea, youd think that he would learn after $15000+ dollars down the drain later. But i guess thats why we keep coming back isnt it?

made a comment few days ago on the McLaren video how he should stop buying unreliable cars like BMW 7, boom this week he gets old m5 ...

just BMWs, more like every/any car he buys lol

Fax.

Or he just couldn’t afford a BMW

@@besnikkameri6780 agreeed

I hear them CVTS clap just as bad in Hondas lmao

Nobody cares what that old hack has to say about it

starsaberfan39 about 2.2 million people do actually

starsaberfan39 Ummm... wrong. Over 2M people subscribe to ‘the old hack’. Because he knows what he’s talking about, and tells it like it is. This rich child-douche, not so much. And now that I realize he’s linked to Doug. Now I get it. Douche bros!

I'd pay $6500 to see that :)

@@starsaber2002 definitely that guy is the anti car enthusiast but i will say he is right about car companies making cars too difficult to fix

Yeah, oil will increase the stopping power, lol!

LOL

@@vdochev Not outside the loop XD

Somehow I feel your transmission is going to cost more than what Hoovie paid for this car. :D (doesn’t hurt trying to sell it, especially to Hoovie, though.

@@rkan2 nah, the going rate for a decent mileage DCT is like 3k and i only paid 7k for my donor car for this swap, so my plan was to firesale the diff/rear end, EDC suspension, remaining good panels/hood, the SMG, brakes, etc. That should pay for the 7k that I fronted for the donor car and make it a break even. Probably gonna try to get like 2k for the SMG which is a stellar price i think for a functioning complete trans with 33k miles.

You are aware of the process you're putting yourself into right? It's been done before, but there is a TON of editing required to make it happen

@@NoShaDow36 Pretty sure he is if he already has a donor car.

@@NoShaDow36 for sure. I'm working with a shop with a fabricator, good wiring guy, etc., I've talked to Epic Motorsports at length as they have done a couple S85 swaps into E46 M3 before. Stock headers fit, minor modification to the subframe and with a 2008 M5 the CAS isn't in the steering column so you can do the swap while retaining the stock E46 rack which makes it immensely easier. Custom power steering lines, custom oil cooler, custom radiator, making a dipstick - yea there are some things there to deal with but we are planning it all out. I'm bolting up an E90 6mt and already have a driveshaft which my fabricator can cut and use to hook it up to the E46 diff. You do this swap by bringing along the E60 ECU for the ride so it isn't some standalone setup which makes it a hell of a lot easier to wire things. Epic Motorsports provides the flash for it already you just ship them the ECU and as long as the wiring guy does his job of making it work with the CEL in the dash, etc. it will work. I haven't haphazardly jumped into it and at 7k for the car which runs and drives, if we lay everything out in a month and decide it will actually be too much, well I can sell a used 33k mile S85 for 10k all day just by itself so I'm not losing anything. This is also my 4th car so time isn't really a factor. I've got a supercharged E92 m3 to tool around with in the meantime.

LeadBlastin22 Great point!

or... Throwing $ at it and learning next to nothing.

Somebody's gotta do it

It's not really about that for me. Buying a used V12 Merc for five grand and spending another ten or twenty in repairs still means he's getting an S Class less than 10% of what it originally cost. It let's you know what you're in for if you actually want to buy one of these once amazing cars. If you're a total petrolhead and not a dealer it makes sense.

It's sad that nobody is able to censor these channels based on click-bait, on the back of car makers, mobile phone companies..

FR HE GOT RIPPED OFF

Working ones with the same mileage can still go for 11,000 and up. Seeing as he got this for 6,500 really isnt too bad.

you can sell this a part and you will get much more money

Lol the engine alone is worth $6k

@Midousuji Akira check eBay have fun. It's a racing derived v10 not just some engine.... apply your logic to a 13 year old or collector's car doesn't work lmao

Welcome To The Madness 😂 that’s what I was thinking

They probably checked and refilled, if needed, it before they did it

next video: ls swapped my M5

@@Leofred2000 We hope they did.

On a car known to cook rod bearings for no reason nonetheless..... Lol

yeah I did

Been there, done that. And I thought I was clever.

Straight to a Honda dealership is what he said. He had enough.

Yes... I think a fair bit of "pooping" has been caused by this car... and you can now add Hoovie to that list of poopers... LoL...

@@dukenudibranch6414 Without a doubt.

For some funny reason I’m picturing a 15 year old Pakistani or Indian kid who watches to many car videos and plays a lot of forza on his school laptop who really wants to buy a car

Amero if you think that’s funny, your life must really suck

ash prada its not funny but it is accurate

ash prada Truth Hurts?

My guess is he is from Kerala India judging by his profile pic

i get it.

More than half a million subscribers later and this plan is still working.

@@MrVegiroth Is it though?

@@jamesfraley2715 I feel as though it is. As much as my brain hurts over it, even I keep coming back for more. Almost like turning a bad situation into a good one with repairs.

Pikachu!!!!!

Bring your own lube..lol

And no dad as he's always at the repair shop being enslaved to hoovie.

Wizards house and collection of cars are probably bigger than Hoovies by now.

I dont think the car wizard is working on the McLaren since it's under warranty it probably has to b serviced by the dealership

Haha in Canada my high school has free ivy league education as long as you get half decent marks

His labor rate sounds low for hoovie. An example of why I think that... $400 for a 5 labor hour job to do the thermostat. The part looks to be $40 to $55 online not including shop tax.

😂😂😂😂

SQ Motorsports land of the “”free””

Insurance rates up 200% 😂

This is so true. Shouldn’t ever allow a camera in the shop. They will stalk your Facebook accounts too.

Hoovies Garage after visit to wizard : "Confirmed... ( while holding his bleeding wallet in his hands )"

Drinking and driving is illegal

@@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Correct! This is one of the reasons you hand your beer to someone else for safe keeping when you are about to do something silly.

Hahahahaaha

A Mercedes Benz is holding the beer.

'they cost a fortune to fix and sort out' 'so it's gonna be $7500 and that's if we don't need a transmission'

😂

Next video my E60 just spontaneously combusted

How about his recent gem, the McLaren which already got fixed 120k worth of things and god knows how many more will blow up in his first year of ownership.

the problem in uk is that the garages are very small, not longer that 4,7meters, garages don't have such things like canal and you can't fit car lift in there so there is no way to work on your car yourself. I've had to work in the open air to fix some stuff, sometimes in rain.

I'm pretty sure anyone can have their own size garage lol

Piter Parker what planet are you on mate?😂

wizard knows his shit but hoovie doesnt lol

@@wrestle259 as someone from the uk.... i can confirm - yup...yup....just is.

have 4 years BMW like this,and not problem.

BMW cars are crap cars these days. Garbage electronics and transmission. I don't care how well you "maintain" it. Just junk.

It’s like he tries to buy the worst example of his cars

Jeremy Tucker which brand isn’t these days?

Everybody sayin BMW are bad cars but y’all can’t even afford one 🤡

Seriously Who has a good history with the automobile industry other than those working in it !

Daniel Kremer people that a buying good cars ?🤷🏻‍♂️

@@matthiasbretonnier4015 theres no such thing ! as a '' good car '' there all a money pit

At least this one wont be in flames

@@jdmr1c3ing it's Hoovie so it's still possible.

@@pmvaldez1 it'll only catch fire if he lets porker drive it.

I think Hoovie is a secret millionaire, it would explain how he can take so many losses on high end cars.

@@MatrixDiscovery true

Carson Tadevich the new one still costs 100k so not the worst thing ever lol

What are you doing here?

Because it gets views and pays for itself and then some with the money it makes. He does this because it's making him money

Heeey, what's up buddy?

@@octavian3287 So true! It really pulls back the curtain, but educational none the less. I was curious to know what I'd be in for on a lot of these once "dream" cars if I bought as cheap as possible.

Are you a car guy

Rufus LV give it’s few more thousand miles I bet your 5 series will go into limp mode, because mine did

Yet…

Its true He has a new office and shop, hes starting to ball outta control

Hopefully he’ll soon be in a position to buy his own microphone! ;)

@@Spastblast LOL

You've successfully managed to totally disgust me from ever buying a BMW. Thank you sir !

@@DJSolitone right

Lmao I’d be #082 😂

Agera rs

A hotwheels car

parker the type of guy that would say "at the age of 24"

A replica built on a Pontiac Fiero

S. T exactly if you’ve ever driven a bmw you would know they are some of the most fun cars to drive

Lol you are so right

linuz739 lol

Hell no lol

Im grabbing my yellow vest

@@hank1556 I get it.

No

Eh my mechanic has some old ass small display code reader, at least Wizard's has touch screen 😭

@@HeliHaych I have one of those... does the job .. but won't read some of the advanced things that a 5 thousand dollar snapon will but works, it's an old Actron

The Wizard can afford a touchscreen.

@@ecidemon5672 LOL the SO scanner doesn't offer 1/10 the euro coverage that the Autel does.

Haha what!? That is very modern in the mechanic world

LOL. And that is just in tow truck costs. :D

still 20k$ for M5 is cheap

Totally worth it for that Sweet V10 N/A S85

i laugh because you think its only $10k hes going to spend

zerocool I’m building it, with a more reliable engine. Check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.

Yep Next time it's going to be "I bought the cheapest Hummer H3 in the USA"

You beat me to it.

Hoovie buys a Trabant.

I was gonna say that

It's called marketing....and a tax deductible business expense.

Balls??? U mean the extra ca$h to buy...There is a difference. If I had it, I would get the same, as ell as the sweet 928 that was in the mechanic shop next to the M5, I would also get the 850i,SL55, ALL the old luxury cars of the 80's 90's... I like this guy

@@DPNY-qm4ix Shut up asshole

koningkont He’s a hero because he buys shitty cars? Dude, You’re gay for hoovie

@@MrAhmedalfares lel?! With a big smile on my face purchase one older Audi, BMW or Volkswagen rather than American sht cars which made of plastic. Lots of power, floor it, and you fly off the road immediately... the majority of problems with BMW M line comes from the owners itself. Flooring it while engine is just started, I mean starts engine and go, not waiting to warm up a little bit or oil hit the cylinder walls correctly...

Rich you mean. He talks like 6500 dollars is grocery money. Im finally starting to dislike him

Blown Motor Walking home

Bavarian Manure Wagon

These are good

@Morey Cabrera gimme a break and get a sense of humor

On the car side. The KZfaq ledger overrides it all.

@Morey Cabrera But with video evidence we can certainly speculate with fairly good facts.

Thats exactly what I was thinking

He reminds me of a friend who had 8 cars and only one ran.

Makes sense, you can only drive one car at a time.

the 12C is still on warranty for another year so he will sell it in 6 months or somethin

@@pmvaldez1 how he reminds you of Hoovie? I bet he forgot about at least 8 cars that he owns and they don't run.

@@8draco8 um I think you answered your own question.

Leon made a wise choice

Hope it was at least a nice Honda, like an Integra or a Civic Type R or something....

Simon Coles you misspelled “rice” as “nice”

I traded in a Honda (Acura) for a BMW and will never look back.

I traded a VW Golf for a Camry... (edit: a VR6 for a 4cyl Camry wagon, Mrs wasn't sad to see it go)

roskinc Hoovie...he’s never passed a “WET PAINT” sign with clean hands.

hahaha no way, let him suffer !

The more he suffers, the more we get entertained!!

This is painfully true both for us and for him.

BLISSFUL FAPPER I use KZfaq Vanced. Absolutely zero commercials for me. I had actually forgotten that most videos have commercials until you mentioned it.

Its like a massive trainwreck. There is nothing you can do but watch and cringe. @@jaimesilva2351

YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL actually! That’s pretty cool.

YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL not 4.6 ?

@@Exekutioncro 4.52 to be precise.

At least now you know who the bullet hit that you dodged.

ExeKuTioN Cro 4.5 is a measuring system conversion for half....4.5 = 4 years, 6 months.

Right lol.

wizdaddy.io

vanos

Thanks pump

Ggaming Gavin *snap* half your life savings is gone in order to fix it

VANOS :)

With one snap of his fingers half the valves will cease to exist

So 2 miles in its current condition?

It may already be too late!

It would probably best to check out the clutch and Flywheel whilst he's changing the thrust bearing. I brought a BMW with a worn thrust bearing and the dual mass flywheel was knackered aswell

I clicked off of it. Then came back later and the same thing happend

Yeah , thought i went into an alternative timeline where Hoovies garage is actually Doug Demuro !

Dan Shancy dougs vid was right under this in my watch later😹

Agreed. Also, the smg is fine if you modulate the throttle when shifting. Like a motorbike without using the clutch.

lmao we do its just the people who buy them don't ever maintain them properly i have 180k on my 03 ///M3 and its fine as long as i continue to maintain it.

@@dtacrew561 , I totally agree. I once had a 1985 bmw 325, when I purchased in the mid 90's it was well over 243k mi, I added 60k mi before Hurricane Andrew wipe her out :-( She ( my car/ my baby) died with 303k plus mi DUE to natural disaster.

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Yeah, if you survive the fire.

Im not the only one who read that in Borat voice

Very nice! High five!

Very nice. I like a you.

Daddy Doug can complain about his Ford GT doors all day, LOL!

Blow my wallet*

Alex Doty Big Money Waste

Break my wallet

Bang My Woman

*Burn My Wallet

Wizards*

they did this when the car was new: www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2007-audi-s6-vs-bmw-m5-m-b-e63-amg-comparison-test the real irony is the bmw came in last back then, before they even knew how much more unreliable it was than the cars that beat it.

yjhuoh The Audi beat the M5 overall in test, but was so slow that they didn’t even both publishing its straight line 0-60 and quarter mile figures... the Audi’s motor is down on power, suffers higher drivetrain losses, and shifts through a slower box. A well-sorted E60 M5 SMG will walk a V10 S6 by quite some margin in a straight line race.

www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/reviews/a13037/2007-audi-s6-1/ Here we go... R&T clocked a V10 S6 at a 5.1 0-60 and 13.5 @ 106.5 quarter mile - that’s waaaaay off the pace of an E60 M5

@@Gr0t0tter And so it should since the M5's true opponent from Audi is the C6 RS6. You may be right that the SMG is a bit faster but in the end of the day, I would still put my money on the ZF6 in the Audi since these transmissions usually last longer than the cars themselves.

Bruh you would only have like 59 dollars🤣🖐

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That's how the car wizard makes a living

Shit if I had a dollar for every 5 dollars Hoovie wasted on repairs I'd be happy.

I'd rather have a dollar for every dollar Hoovie got from his dad working as a "manager"

sell*

So true...

Best Engine Sound but shittiest reliability

But what a nice color, hey I own a five series, with less than 8 miles a day for work & having it's ass kissed at the dealer ship my ASS hurts and i"m not in to that stuff IF they want to build these things , quit out sourcing them to the lowest bidder and build a car that everyone hopes they could have. Build it and they will Come !

but it 'll be the best two weeks of your life tho

I ain’t hating. We traded my wife’s 528i for a Hyundai Sonata hybrid. That bimmer threw codes like my kids throw fits. Nicest piece of garbage we’ve ever owned. Wife has racked up 60k miles in 2 years on the Hyundai. Gas and oil changes every once in a while if we remember. No problems

Cody Miller yeah I winced at that too. I had an e92 m3.

LOL so you get it