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I'll be sure to check it out

you silly goose you forgot to say this until now, or did you? was it made so that people would click over to your video?

And don't forget Tom Scott either

sorry to tell you Max, but Max Fish has been dead for weeks if not months judging by the absolute state of that pond 😂😂

Indeed - although many of them have long since been repealed either explicitly or implicitly. The speed limit for early horseless carriages, for instance, was repealed in 1930.

A good example is Paris. It used to be that women since 1793 were forbidden to wear pants in Paris, unless they had written permission from their father, husband or a medical doctor. The law was removed from the books in 2013.

​@@k.v.7681they should have maintained it, just remove any penalties

@@Nuj-rx8wk So basically, having the law there just for giggles?

@@typicalasianguy1805 heritage.

Max inspires me.. My parents said if i get 70K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

I know, how terrible

@@namantherockstar Earn your own subscribers. Stop leaching off other people's channels. That's cringe.

Pretty sure the law was put in place because people got beaten up and robbed by street thugs with blunt weapons back in the day. The knife control laws UK laws actually enforces are equally silly at face value.

*Max very **_knotty_** .*

and robbing stores

I mean, did you not see him break into that guy's garden 😂

There is a difference between being a bad boy and being living cancer.

​@@gl00myharvesterBut it was to climb a tree and point at a fish

@@exvinity290 well then it's completely fine

I mean if you HAVE to get drunk at 7 in the morning, you might as well do it with something that tastes good 😂

@@sleepysera I love bordeaux, but it's kinda hard to digest. Would not recommend for morning drinking.

​@@Bjawuwhat do you recommend? 😂

@@manuel-mr6ri I recommend not drinking in the morning, obviously :) But if I HAD to? First choice would probably be beer - blond by default, tripel if we're on a timer. It won't fuck your stomach (much) and makes it easier to manage dosage. People tend to underestimate how hard morning booze hits, so low ABV is probably a good idea. Second choice, I'd go for some clear spirits, mixed with something to soften them up a bit. Something like a 2:1 of vodka + get 27, maybe. It won't fuck you up too much if you dose it well (but it's super easy to overdo it). Third choice, irish coffee maybe? Though if you have a high tolerance you'll want to switch to decaf at some point, lest the caffeine fucks you up more than the booze. As a last consideration, in case anyone is taking this seriously: do not attempt any of this. It's not very likely that Max actually downed a whole bottle of wine + some beers + some shots of tequila in the morning - it's probably just editing. If he actually did, he either has a freak tolerance or a serious issue. Most people would have to be rushed to the ER for less.

​@@manuel-mr6riright a nice spliff mate will do ur trick bag good ol chap nothin slicker guv

It’s not an officer

With tennis shoes? Probably a fake cop.

@@vincevdijk7430 yeah, no kidding.

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wel this is more national

​@@Creeperfun12Next video : Stowing away on a plane to become an international baddie

I think you mean Mr. Rob Banks, security professionalm

@@Maximus5641 I'm pretty sure Max Fosh wouldn't do a Fidias

I don't think the cow was the issue in that stunt

In North Carolina, it's illegal to have ice cream in your pocket near a horse

that's not silly

If not a road, where did one ride their horse?

In Maine its illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane.

In Indiana it is technically illegal to fill the interior of a car with milk

Did you try?

"footpath" is so British I've never heard it in my life

@@binchlipusfukaroniiandchee464well, sidewalk is so American (although I have heard it in my life). It’s ENGLISH - from ENGLAND. What’s your point?

Unfortunately, dragging a wood is a class C misdemeanor in my country :(

you should be, not because of the wood thing, but just because youre British.

Speak for yourself, someone could ave tripped on that piece of lumba

But they actually are doing illegal things

@@matr0rthey aren’t enforced laws and don’t inconvenience anyone

@@matr0r 2 (in this vid) they probably didn't technically do but they wouldn't be practical to actually do. The tresspassing probably wasn't actually tresspassing, and the cow was probably actually in control of the people who brought it. Oh no!

Well, it’s technically all illegal, but these are victimless crimes. This is the kind of nuisance KZfaq we need.

oh is that why the video ended so suddenly lol

well... are ya getting a date in court then?

i cannot 😭😭

I didn't know I'm such a wanted man in New Zealand

That's a good law. People shouldnt be swearing

@@riazortho eh. i don't really think you should care unless it's in certain situations. does it really matter or change anything besides that?

That guy is wanted for impersonation of a peace officer.

@@gordonou7065 What's a peace officer?

@@eroth1008 It's another word for law enforcement officer

Your profile photo made me think I had dirt on my screen 😩

@@eroth1008 In French at least, that's the term we used instead of "law enforcement officer".

He just gets a call 1 day set from him saying I'm gonna break a bunch of really stupid laws.

Yessir

Thanks Lindy Beige! Love your content. I was confused about the self-propelled law, now it makes sense.

Wow I bet you're a fun person

But that means -e-bikes- scooters are illegal, right?

oh look, it's the "fun at parties" person

​@@StoniumNo, it's another "bored of BS vids to get likes" person.

Guy was sucking bottlock

@@samriddh305 Makes sense, they are technically british

i know, straight as i saw the officer the ad came up but after the video was already over 🤣

@@samriddh305Who are they?

too bad i have sponsorblock

I'm surprised there are no replies.

absolute Baddies

Hmm only 2 replies make that 3 also I love your vids

now break real laws and try to escape the police

The kiss emoji exists you know x 😘

Not only someone did those, but it also means that someone got angry over this Also it means that some rich noble guy was caught tresspasing, but as an excuse said he just wanted to point at a fish, while climbing a tree and made up a law really fast

I love weirdly specific laws and regulations. I found a beauty in my travel insurance policy. I get money if my plane gets delayed due to a hijacking if a) the delay is more than 8 hours b) I am not the hijacker. That last bit is just too specific. Someone must have tried that.

It is funny though, when it turns out these weird laws were just a strange, roundabout way of solving a very real problem. The suspicious salmon handling law apparently had to do with actually trying to stop some problem in the fish trade, but I can not remember for the life of me the specifics.

Idk about the fish one but the other ones I could see being an issue that a lot of people are doing it so they had to ban it.

Ok but tell me why the hell is it ok to tresspass if you're ON A TREE POINTING AT A FISH of all things

He flew a kite in a public place

Ah I remember that video, what a criminal

And he did the board thing

@@arsenic5597Tom Scott always struck me as a lawless vandal

I'm sure someone else did it with their mates in the past, way before KZfaq was a thing

How many trees are there in the middle of the North Sea?

@@notmenotme614 Much more than you would expect.

@@notmenotme614 probably more trees in the North Sea then that there are fish in the trees. i hope

More like 10 times the weight!

​@@boarbot78294X if you are American 10X for anyone else

​@boarbot7829 original poster is from the USA, so 4x might be about right. I'm saying this as an American myself 😊

They woulddnt, they're usually pretty docile. A bull on the other hand woulddnt hesitate.

That cow was like, "No, seriously, I don't know these people."

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Only the most heinous criminal would have something as dangerous as an small piece of wood. Imagine if John Wick got a hold of it.

I hope rosie did not get tased. (She probably did tho)

aye coz police officers walk up wearing trainers n joggy bottoms.... lololol not a real officer.

@@Ninjalette666to be fair police where I live in Australia wear booty shorts so we can’t rule it out entirely

@@jade-cg1db 🤣 i mean the weather in australia is shorts weather almost all year round but i get what ya mean. but defo not a typical london police officers uniform 😆

Pretending to be a police officer is definitely a crime, so that was a satisfying ending.

And he will definitely legally be their favourite grandparent

​@@lucykitsune4619 He'd probably also legally become his kids' favorite parent

And proofs too XD

King Charles V. Fosh would be quite the matchup.

Yeah we need this one🤣

US: Legal eagle UK: Legal lion

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The unquestionably professional unemployed friend at 7:21 on a tuesday autumn morning.

So true.

I‘d like to see his list of silly ideas

Umm, no?? He canf have infinity ideas idiot 🙄

I love Max but Vice did this exact video better years back

Was gonna say, that might *actually* lead to an arrest given he's intoxicated in public, idk

Yeah that's definitely not a real cop lol

​@@Ghiaman1334 Highly unlikely in the UK, people are drunk on the street all the time. They were probably just going to ask what he is doing and make sure he isn't mental. Oh wait, he could be arrested.

He's either gonna be arrested, told off, or mildly questioned. The first two would have been amazing additions to the video, so was probably more like 'how are you doing lads, nice cow'

@@Ghiaman1334 being drunk in public isn't illegal in the UK, as long as you're not out starting fights or causing a ruckus.

The dedication is crazy

Sheogorath? Is that you? 😮

@@samuellennon1984 I may be. Maybe I am. Maybe not, it is hard to tell! You know, since anyone can be him, or me. If anyone can be Sheogorath, then he is we. Including you, just in different points of time. Yet time is an artificial construct, thus yes, it is we. So, my answer is yes. Get cheesed, right on your head! ⸜₍๑•⌔•๑ ₎⸝

What's that about?

@@datguymiller The Red Flag Act required any motorized vehicle to be preceded by someone walking while waving a red flag. The steam-powered bus was actually invented and perfected in Britain, but it wasn't allowed on the roads, so railroads had little competition in the 19th century. At least one American state had a similar law, but most American intercity roads were heinously poor, so the law wasn't needed.

​@@pacificostudios Pennsylvania drafted something like the Red Flag Act but it wasn't made a law. Another draft was drivers were to disassemble their motor car and camouflage it. These were over concerns for horse drawn carriages. Coincidentally, PA has the most Amish of US states and they still use horse and buggies on roads.

@@jarvindriftwood - Yeah, I know. But you can find horse-drawn carriages in many American cities. Still, I'm amazed to see photos from the 1940s where horse-drawn carts are on the street mixed with cars, trucks, and buses.

It was called the Locomotives Act, and was repealed in 1930.

That is such a British 2014 television shot and im so charmed

Buddy, you have never been to Britain have you

Bicycles aren't self propelled to start off with. Today, that law doesn't exist. Tho there is a law that restricts class 2 invalid carriages (mobility scooters, motorized wheelchairs etc) form going above 4mph. But as you say, this might've very much been a thing around the turn of the century, where cars were a new thing and considered dangerous. They only wanted you to drive along at walking speed. This was usually only a thing in the towns, so once you got out to the country you could go as fast as you'd like. And cars back then didn't really go that fast.

@@pontushaggstrom6261 the funny thing is that cars are more dangerous than ever, and one of the reasons of them being dangerous is the fact they are allowed to go relatively fast.

*Our bad boy you mean😎😎🤫

True

no vid for 4 weeks says otherwise

BOT

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@@margaretkelly1642 I don't think this person is

Same!

The statutes of Marlborough were written in the thirteenth century. They are still enforceable in England, because that's how common law works.

Well he does have light skin 😂

* policing *. I'm also a police operative ...Grammar Squad.

@@ThatCoalSoul i was referring to the people not the act 👍