I Coded a Minecraft Update (and added pregnancy)

Рет қаралды 505,719

Күн бұрын

If you're bored by the #minecraft 1.20 update, try mine. I added new flowers, 100,000 butterflies, allergies, hot springs, and most importantly, pregnancy and cross-breeding. There are new game mechanics that let you mate with Minecraft's mobs and create centaurs, wipe your nose and climb walls with your own mucus, decorate and build immersive new terrains, and more!
Let me know what you guys want to see in future Minecraft updates!
0:00 Overview
0:33 Flowers
1:34 Butterflies
2:26 Allergies
3:37 Hot Springs
4:36 Pregnancy
5:40 Mutations
6:11 Cross breeding
7:09 Centaurs
7:53 Conclusion + download
If you liked this video, make sure to like and subscribe!
#minecraftideas #minecraftmemes #cursedminecraft

Пікірлер: 916

@CHRB-nn6qp 7 ай бұрын

I cannot believe this man put all of this effort into a genuinely cool sounding update just as an excuse to add pregnancy to minecraft.

@frenchhonhon 4 ай бұрын

His goals are beyond our understanding

@Ian_Trinidad13 4 ай бұрын

How come both get bellies?

@gabrielsantosborges9357 4 ай бұрын

the worse part is the zoophilia, chimerism and abominations feature

@waluigihentailover6926 4 ай бұрын

@@Ian_Trinidad13Because they’re pregnatn… and breeded. Duh.

@Calvodecria559 4 ай бұрын

One guy, is better than one entire company.

@jacobb.9181 4 ай бұрын

The funniest part is how this seems like a genuinely good mod for a portion of the video

@ViviBuchlaw 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, like the part about pregnancy and mutation 🥰😊😁

@tut-wv4pe 4 ай бұрын

pretty much everything here is obtainable with mods except... well you know

@fernandogabriel1455 4 ай бұрын

@@tut-wv4peyou mean sex?..GUESS WHAT BUD WE HAVE MODS FOR THAT🗣️🔥

@ketaminepoptarts 3 ай бұрын

i would definitely get the flowers and butterflies if it was a real mod

@sammyjones8279 2 ай бұрын

Yeah honestly I'd download this in a heartbeat - it has all the features I've always wanted! (minus the flowers and butterflies, of course)

@keztannis6848 4 ай бұрын

I like how these go from "oh these ideas are fun" to straight up demented 😭😭💀

@RandomPersonuwontknow 3 ай бұрын

Hate how He didn't Add abortion

@samuelmyles3102 2 ай бұрын

They kept getting more cursed

@maxwellquipey1 Ай бұрын

He's canonically insane

@kaneed2769 6 ай бұрын

The butterflies eating someone alive is hilarious

@drfluffff 5 ай бұрын

FR 💀

@hungry_lama 4 ай бұрын

It would be cool if he added a feature that lets you catch those Butterflies into bottles or jars

@allymadison8112 4 ай бұрын

@@hungry_lamathat would actually be fantastic. Then I don’t have to worry about them eating me alive :)

@Arko777777 2 ай бұрын

Happens while playing Hades sometimes

@Shinzo08 11 ай бұрын

Bro is not going to heaven💀

@equilibrum999 9 ай бұрын

yes, he coded mc update.

@bungiecrimes7247 8 ай бұрын

bro is going to code his own heaven.

@xambrinhageymer3118 7 ай бұрын

@@bungiecrimes7247 Wtf is this emoji

@TheMagicianCat 7 ай бұрын

100th update let's go

@definitelynotalice 7 ай бұрын

@@bungiecrimes7247 uh oh 💀💀

@Arcany 7 ай бұрын

i cant believe he made something so cool only to move it into mucus and pregnancy

@mara_moon13 3 ай бұрын

Fetishes. :)

@EndersCave2.0 3 ай бұрын

Fingee moment

@ExoticPotato1172 2 ай бұрын

This is normal for fingee.

@thothgod420 11 ай бұрын

ok now the flower one is genuinely amazing as a concept and i need that and hot springs would be really fun aswell, although i think making spring water a seperate source itself would be better

@thothgod420 11 ай бұрын

the pregnacy stuff is cursed and funny

@dieselboy.7637 8 ай бұрын

And the butterflies

@ItsMeCharkey 3 ай бұрын

The mating is cool too

@Someloser3232 4 ай бұрын

It started off so nice….

@jj8703 4 ай бұрын

and ended up even better

@Kyrikrliy 4 ай бұрын

This is impressive, weird, disgusting and creative. All at the same time. I have no words.

@Kyrikrliy 4 ай бұрын

@You-suck378 My profile picture is a Symbolar, not an Objectoid as you assumed. You can't even get the species right. How laughable. By the way, Object shows are a vast genre. There is a spectrum of quality in there. Honestly, if you hate them universally, I'll just say "your loss", because i have yet to meet a person for whom none of them are interesting. Go enjoy your pointless ball-throw game.

@XSotaxX 3 ай бұрын

Its fingees.

@kcio3erene307 2 ай бұрын

hello kratcy pfp

@googie9335 11 ай бұрын

Patiently waiting on the foot update 🙌

@fingees_YT 11 ай бұрын

i'm gonna add some stuff that is not allowed on tik tok

@Jean-ws9hm 10 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YTactually can’t wait 😈

@psgistheworstclubineurope 6 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YT"I added my fetish to minecraft"

@jin_cotl 4 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YTwhat the actual hell bro 😭 I need bleach

@Poo_Number2 4 ай бұрын

@@fingees_YT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT AND WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT IDEA REALITY

@muddymudkipz4178 7 ай бұрын

I love how this video has genuinly good ideas that could be in minecraft and also absurdly funny ideas that would never be in minecraft.

@ambrosianapier7545 6 ай бұрын

Tbh if the wandering trader was just a centaur llama that would be way cooler than then what the vanilla game has right now

@marshmallowbiscuit4553 3 ай бұрын

I'm late, but yeah I was thinking the same thing.

@nottaserialkiller7238 4 ай бұрын

This guy's kindergarten teacher said be creative, and he's never stopped

@zaikkoz 7 ай бұрын

This is absolutely horrible, an abomination that shouldn't have been created... I love it

@user-sv2oj5um1q 2 ай бұрын

It’s actually really pretty until 2:03. I think that’s a new record for you, man. 2 minutes and 3 seconds of normalness, congratulations.

@heroyolkie 5 ай бұрын

4:01 legit the giant one looks amazing what the heck. I really liked the flowers and bouquets, they're so pretty, especially with their own containers.

@ExiledSenpai 2 ай бұрын

I feel like there was a missed opportunity here for runny noses. "Eventually, if your allergies get bad enough, you nose will run so hard it will run off your face. You can catch you nose with a lead and, of course, you can race your runny nose against other players' runny noses to see which is the most runny."

@JesseP.Watson 2 ай бұрын

As Dr Funkenstein says, "If your nose is running and your feet are smelling, you're up-side-down!"

@juliandelapena4293 Ай бұрын

That’s enough Fingees, you are not fooling anyone!

@Sly-Moose 4 ай бұрын

IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE!!!! 😭😭😭

@immagical7036 4 ай бұрын

Oh good lord 6:34 that one Trader/Llama centaur’s pretty cool tho

@amelonnamedkate1400 2 ай бұрын

Fingees: “I made some new flowers, butterflies, and a hot spring” Also Fingees: *”Live birth and beastiality”*

@Vinesus 11 ай бұрын

This man is going places

@thedeadlymauraderthedeadly801 8 ай бұрын

Not good places, but places

@Poseidon-SeaGod 4 ай бұрын

Jail maybe

@Dino-dp4gj 4 ай бұрын

jail

@kellohitty69 3 ай бұрын

Straight into Lobotomy

@kellohitty69 3 ай бұрын

Straight into Lobotomy

@heroyolkie 5 ай бұрын

5:24 "here's a pregnant villager giving birth" *ad plays* Never have I have ever been so scared to click the Skip Ad button. 7:16 is... a part of me feels like this suppose to be a parody of that cursed Horse Prince game for mobile. God nooooo

@MangoLollipop 11 ай бұрын

Great video! The cross breeding portion was disturbing but funny

@ohitsrusher842 4 ай бұрын

The hot springs, flowers, and butterflies are all really cool! The rest is definitely a part of the mod that does exist!

@lottifisk 7 ай бұрын

I love how it started pretty cool and then became the most disturbing sh1t i have ever witnessed

@blackmage1276 4 ай бұрын

I love how these start so normal and then get unhinged so quickly

@trickster80 4 ай бұрын

Bro really added some great features and then finished it off with manmade horrors

@editdotexe 4 ай бұрын

The more Fingees videos I watch, the more I feel like I deserve some kind of apology.

@danieltime3710 2 ай бұрын

this video is now 9 months old

@Skart2007 8 ай бұрын

Half of the video: Adding butterflies, hot springs and flowers The other half: Steve breeds a wolf and genetic monstrosities

@august8679 4 ай бұрын

I love how the video starts off with him adding completely normal ideas to minecraft and gets more and more unhinged as it progresses.

@TheSolidMidgetOfficial 4 ай бұрын

6:57. Ed-ward. Big brother, Ed.

@generalrubbish9513 4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, Mojang is like "Ah yes, 6 months have passed since the last update, time to add one mob and two blocks"

@scoutintime 4 ай бұрын

not letting the butterflied get too close or else they'll kill you is genuinely my worst nightmare with lepidopterophobia (i copypasted the spelling from google but it's the phobia of moths and butterflies). might have to add this to a horror modpack so i can scare the shit out of myself

@isabellagerrits214 7 ай бұрын

this is the most horrific yet magnificent video i've ever seen.

@averageperson5773 4 ай бұрын

not the right video for youtube eating

@blockwearingman 10 ай бұрын

i knew this was too peaceful for a video made by you and then you added pregnancy…

@abyssalboy8811 2 ай бұрын

Started with bouquets and butterflies and ended with interspecism, what a ride

@beznazwbez7545 3 ай бұрын

suggestion, to ease the allergy symptoms you could add benadryl, and if you take too much of it hatman and other shadow figures appear, and you get teleported to a shadow dimension

@kutluakaln6789 2 ай бұрын

5:07 Uhhh they both got pregnant?

@HalfDarkMarker Ай бұрын

Uh oh💀

@eduardodeoliveirarodrigues Ай бұрын

HaH GAYYYYYYYYY

@PalisadePeryton 6 күн бұрын

Love wins 🏳️‍🌈

@scobkeo 5 ай бұрын

no way this dude added zoophilia

@sammy3212321 2 ай бұрын

9 months ago. Perfect

@SnoFitzroy 4 ай бұрын

the footage of making the flowers had me sitting here like "damn he makes detailed x16 sprites look easy" then the villagers gave birth

@Soyeah_Imstuff 4 ай бұрын

7:50 Hey, isn't that the horse from Horsin' Around?

@toadnt1528 4 ай бұрын

i was looking for this comment

@Soyeah_Imstuff 4 ай бұрын

@@toadnt1528 It was a given, just look at it

@logandekmarques8412 3 ай бұрын

Yes. Provably in the next update Alex will be able to make human human cats, which are pink But the huma human cat is not able to be pregnant because it's eggs are not fertile So he will add an option for her to adopt other mobs. So Fingees might as well add adoption to Minecraft. Any Villager, Human breed or ghasts can adopt any other mobs. This means that the human human cat can adopt the player If this happens, you will be transported to the Bojack Horseman dimension, where you can only get out by dying.

@Soyeah_Imstuff 3 ай бұрын

@@logandekmarques8412 i wonder how you could get character actress Margo Martindale

@logandekmarques8412 3 ай бұрын

@@Soyeah_Imstuff Basically, Fingees would have to add crime to Minecraft If you loot any villagers chests, the police villagers will hunt you down. The more crimes you commit, the more stars you will have on your star bar. To commit a crime in the new randomly generated art museum, you could hire Margo Martindale to help you. But don't let her near your house, as she could steal your paintings. To protect your paintings from being stolen, you can also hire security villagers. Security villagers can also attack other players, so it is now a lot harder to grief someone's house. Maybe in the next update there could be human human horses world war, and maybe you could cut off a piece of brain from human human horses idk.

@Solitario9475 2 ай бұрын

Honestly the flowers, butterflies and hot springs would be an amazing addition to minecraft and should be added except the butt fly and the fact they kill you.

@DragonNya69hehe 4 ай бұрын

"traveling merchant centaur isn't real, it can't hurt you" Traveling merchant centaur:

@sasukedesu6113 2 ай бұрын

Fingees the type of guy to randomly get a silly mod idea and proceed to make an insane but also extremely detailed and well-made mod that puts the entire Mojang dev team to shame

@Cherry_Craft_ 2 ай бұрын

Funny how this video got recommended to me 9 months later

@pesaksintondji 7 ай бұрын

Never thought I would have nightmares because of Minecraft 😅

@FuriousCanadian 2 ай бұрын

2:23 Funeral of dead butterflies anomaly moment

@captainshadowfox 2 ай бұрын

The flower and blooming mechanic is so beautiful, the butterflies and the hot springs are so cool, perfect for MoominValley roleplays. I love that sort of the spring part. And then the rest of the video reminded me why I followed you

@thesilverknook 2 ай бұрын

“And you can even get the rare rainbow butterfly!” Terraria fans:

@RJ-kb3qf 3 ай бұрын

I literally got a Hallow praying app ad at the end of this video. I needed it.

@RJ-kb3qf 3 ай бұрын

Actually, I think we all do LMFAO

@plasma2942 4 ай бұрын

7:09 vaush would love this update

@tbrworld321 2 ай бұрын

This video from 9 months ago just got birthed on my FYP

@Tim7even9ine 5 ай бұрын

7:16 I think Vaush will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame. 👀

@cardboardking577 4 ай бұрын

I cannot escape Vish

@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 4 ай бұрын

Someone put this man on a watch list 💀

@pringl3112 3 ай бұрын

This is the first time i can say I've watched a villager give birth to twins😭

@tommyboyio1363 2 ай бұрын

I like how compared to the newer videos this video is so tame

@VioloncelloDev 6 ай бұрын

okay this was the most disturbing mod I've ever seen. I love it

@robertocampusano3980 4 ай бұрын

This looked like a great update for Minecraft till the end…

@-CanYouDont- 4 ай бұрын

The wandering trader and llama thing looked really cool, kinda reminded me of centaurs

@ctabolic 11 ай бұрын

i really love this video and your creativity!!! please, keep it up, i look forward to more of your content!

@fingees_YT 11 ай бұрын

thank you ctabolic

@kakkuboy0961 4 ай бұрын

Link to The mod ? @@fingees_YT

@embroideredragdoll 4 ай бұрын

You are simultaneously talented and accursed. I like it.

@marmalade8915 2 ай бұрын

I love how it just slowly goes off the rails from normal to complete insanity 😭

@audrey1032 3 ай бұрын

Idea: design a summer update thats genuinely good but in the end is just an excuse to add hyper realistic feet

@waifu_png_pl6854 2 ай бұрын

weird thing but i feel validated by those butterflies eating the player. a butterfly bit me when i was a kid and to see this represented is just nice

@beebzcringe 11 ай бұрын

i was not expecting you to only have 900 subscribers keep up the gooduestionable contend

@Z3N1TY0 7 ай бұрын

4:08 Getting my vote this mob vote💯🔥🔥🔥 Also please make this a mod

@raltyinferno Ай бұрын

Feels appropriate I'm getting recommended this video 9 months after it was posted.

@meozy4365 3 ай бұрын

7:50 rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

@braixenchan7791 4 ай бұрын

I like how this started peacefully and then slowly evolved into Minecraft monster school pregnancy challebge

@stultusdolorosa 3 ай бұрын

is that the horse from horsin around?

@Cactus-Cactaceae 2 ай бұрын

The bouquet concept is amazing, it should be added to vanilla Minecraft fr

@Bluejay-jg6hz 4 ай бұрын

The centaur wandering villager is actually a cool design lol

@ghostofvalencia 8 ай бұрын

The Steve + Squid mob was terrifying 💀💀💀

@katherinel8661 4 ай бұрын

Minus the pregnancy thing, I would love centaurs in vanilla Minecraft.

@thecubixkingshawn 3 ай бұрын

Need this for contend

@MrDirtCow 2 ай бұрын

The hot springs and flowers are the only normal things this man has ever made

@UnregisteredHyperCam_2 2 ай бұрын

I love how in all these it just slowly spirals into depravity

@dinogamer7546 8 ай бұрын

you should have done a villiger mating with a squid and it should be called squidward

@Grilled12 4 ай бұрын

OHHH I JUST GET IT, SPRING, HOT SPRINGS, AND OFFSPRING

@WhiterunGaurd 4 ай бұрын

this video started off ok but slowly progressed to insanity

@moemoethecoolest Ай бұрын

i love how the video is so adorable at first with the flower bouquets and butterflies and then it goes abruptly downhill

@almomggamer5327 5 ай бұрын

This is wild

@dominic1425 4 ай бұрын

Bro created a butifull mod, then added pregnancy 💀

@dominic1425 4 ай бұрын

The mucis was also out of place

@bradleyroissetter6796 2 ай бұрын

You have an amazing imagination to come up with these. Dedication too

@That_OneGuy46 Ай бұрын

These features just ever so slowly devolve into 'hold on, did I hear that right?' and yes, you always hear it right.

@Fummy007 6 ай бұрын

7:15 as a brony, thanks for including us.

@AJrandomness 4 ай бұрын

I love this guy he acts so goofy with is actually great mod ideas Edit: 5:22 Wtf just happened

@mrdollyman5675 4 ай бұрын

Some of these ideas are actually awesome

@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 3 күн бұрын

This guy is the how to basic of minecraft mods It starts generic and almost believable then it turns chaotic evil

@zepplinkiwigamer8217 4 ай бұрын

"Draw her giving birth." "Nah, I'll animate AND code her doing it." " *what* ? "

@GooeySplat 9 ай бұрын

definetly quality content i hope your channel blows in popularity, 2023 peak humor

@mahoushoujo6048 2 ай бұрын

"Babies are still pretty boring" Oh maybe they will add some new design on the mobs, or more realistic aging baby "Mutations" ITS WHAT--

@captain5104 4 ай бұрын

The flowers and butterflies (minus the piranha esk tendencies...funny tho) would actually really be awesome as an addition and i hope they are available as mods.