I Faked My Death Using a Sex Doll at My Funeral

I Faked My Death Using a Sex Doll at My Funeral | One Star Reviews

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With a beloved series and VICE era dead in front of our very eyes, it felt appropriate to hold a funeral as a final send-off. However, the ceremony will not be held at any old funeral home - but at a funeral home with many, many One Star Reviews.
In order to make this funeral happen, we need a body, but Taji is actually still alive (much to the surprise of our KZfaq audience). So we have had to call in a favour from our old friends, Sex Doll Canada, who have manufactured a perfect replica of Taji in the form of a sex doll to fill the coffin in our one-star funeral filled with amateur mourners.
So in this episode of One Star, we say goodbye in the only way we know how. RIP 🙏
00:00 Intro
02:43 Meeting My Sex Doll
05:56 Choosing the Right Funeral Casket
09:25 Remembering Taji's Awkward Moments
12:47 Owner Responds to Bad Reviews
Online reviews can make or break a business, and enough one-star reviews can be the kiss of death. Host Taji Ameen personally reviews businesses to see if they're as shitty as the internet says, or just misunderstood.
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@jonathan3579 9 ай бұрын

Man, I am sad to see this series end. Hopefully you can branch off making this on your own.

@josiahamaze 9 ай бұрын

He could but like everything. It takes capital.

@JonNelson90WBN 9 ай бұрын

2 star reviews

@DaRadicalCavy 9 ай бұрын

Highly doubt could legally do so as Vice will own many of the rights. Could probably do some version but name would be odd and format would have to change

@TechSav18 9 ай бұрын

3 star review

@Grigga 9 ай бұрын

it takes only 1 mobile phone and a video editing software. @@josiahamaze

@Nate-ur6rq 9 ай бұрын

wow vice manages to kill off every single decent series theyve produced. Congrats vice!

@rundown132 9 ай бұрын

I mean they ran out of money lol

@Ohhhoneyyy 9 ай бұрын

How do you run out of money with 17 million followers ? I’m lost . Someone managed money wrong cause ain’t no wayyy

@fazman72 9 ай бұрын

@Ohhhoneyyy go woke go broke. Vice's downfall pretty well documented at this point.

@Justsomegutswithamustache 9 ай бұрын

@@fazman72Vice has always been “woke” The reason they went broke is because no one there knows how to entertain an audience.

@__goat__ 9 ай бұрын

@@fazman72Oh, so that's why X is failing while all the other social media platforms are growing, it's because Musk is so woke. Simple minds need simple catchphrases I guess.

@kevjohn96 9 ай бұрын

Not sure if Taji was part of the team that decided to nix the show, but he carries this whole channel on his back. Please reconsider or allow him to do these activities individually.

@Jcarney87 9 ай бұрын

You must not be familiar with Hamilton’s pharmacopeia

@k.e.M_ 9 ай бұрын

I agree! And only reason why I subbed to this channel.

@ripandtear 9 ай бұрын

vice Watcher incoming

@kevjohn96 9 ай бұрын

@@Jcarney87 I mean, yeah, that show’s great, too. In more recent times, though, Taji’s been the GOAT.

@13stephwill 9 ай бұрын

Agree!

@heatherkastenmeier7530 9 ай бұрын

Taji needs his own show. He was the only reason I watched VICE. Now I need to go and watch all his videos again...love you, Taji!

@alexanderhikel2350 9 ай бұрын

The doll probably cost more than the funeral lmao

@skavengerr 9 ай бұрын

The doll is priceless it should be put in a museum to honour Taji the legend who carried Vice on his shoulders for way too long ! Rest in Peace 🙏

@ElectricVehiclesAreGoodF-ti7xd 9 ай бұрын

I'm waiting for the dolls with mechanical suction on both ends. I would be interested in the Taji model🤔

@turdferguson2982 6 ай бұрын

@@ElectricVehiclesAreGoodF-ti7xd, they're expensive. Want to split one with me?

@Magiskeolof 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for a final episode! I loved this show and bummed out for it to be coming to a close. At this point Taji pretty much feels like a friend of mine. Hope everyone behind the show goes on to do amazing things!

@Cereal_kwilla 9 ай бұрын

I discovered Vice back in 2002 when it was just a magazine. I used to work next door to their offices here in Brooklyn. I’ve seen it blow up, and now I’m seeing it fold. Thanks for the entertainment over the last 20+ years Vice!

@dripsonice413 9 ай бұрын

Is it really folding?

@Cereal_kwilla 9 ай бұрын

@@dripsonice413 yeah, bankrupt!

@smelleyvamelley70s 9 ай бұрын

I only started watching vice in like 2013 but i see

@shadyshadez69 9 ай бұрын

Its a CIA Snitch Nest now

@everythingallin4905 9 ай бұрын

I discoverd Vice as a magazine in the 90's as a kid. It was pretty shady material tbh. Very surprised to hear they are owned by Disney now.

@haviksan 9 ай бұрын

Thank you one star reviews for the good times. Your content was always 5 stars to me.

@PriscillaLange 9 ай бұрын

Love bringing it full circle !

@charlotteswebnz 8 ай бұрын

hear hear! 5 stars

@honeyisthebestdog 9 ай бұрын

Taji, you are a wonderful person to watch. Thank you and please keep up the content making. We appreciate you so much!!!

@lamkevinp 9 ай бұрын

OMG! We saw Taji lugging around his doll on our flight! It was the strangest thing to see. Haha was wondering what the final product would look like!

@MrTime2525 9 ай бұрын

That was wild to see I bet 🤣🤣🤣

@houseplant1016 9 ай бұрын

Please tell me you approached him lmao

@daliasep 9 ай бұрын

I would pay to see this

@charlotteswebnz 8 ай бұрын

HILARIOUS!

@Nihilnovus 9 ай бұрын

I love how the car spoken about during the funeral is analogous to the car wreck that was Vice. Beautifully done

@brad3201 9 ай бұрын

He stayed in the car till the end 🙏

@eddiesmith1860 9 ай бұрын

This show is what Vice needs now. It’s light hearted, interesting, and fun to watch.

@Randomdude1979 9 ай бұрын

Taji was too good for vice

@f0rml3ss 9 ай бұрын

I was legit sad when I saw the pic. I thought you actually died. Even though you have very different opinions than me, I always thought you were the only one left at vice worth watching. Glad you're alive, sad it's all ending. Hope you make your own channel.

@mmmmmmmmmmm10 9 ай бұрын

Different opinions on smoking crack?

@midwestmike613 9 ай бұрын

The Dark Side of series is good

@f0rml3ss 9 ай бұрын

@@mmmmmmmmmmm10 Exactly. I'm pro, where as he is not!

@justicewatch4602 9 ай бұрын

Well, turns out a sex doll used a human to fake its death. Where does it end?

@irontechdollvideo 9 ай бұрын

Thank you to the VICE programme team for bearing the love. It is an honour to be chosen by you and to believe in our dolls. I am sure our dolls will not let you down. I wish you all happiness, peace and joy.🥰

@extracelestial9527 9 ай бұрын

This was the only series on Vice that I ever bothered to watch. I loved it!😭

@Roedy_Coedy 9 ай бұрын

Please keep this going on your own. Thanks for all the great videos! Side note, your dad is LITERALLY you... Its uncanny.

@foldednapkin548 9 ай бұрын

Hilarious

@justinian 9 ай бұрын

You will be missed Taji. Was that really his dad or Fisher Stevens with makeup?

@xObscureMars 9 ай бұрын

I think that funeral home does business with certain characters reprsented in movies a lot. I worked in a funeral home, and this place here looks appalling. The way the body was and black mold coming out of the ceiling. I could smell the lingering smells of formaldehyde, rotting bodies, old man furniture, mold, 70s carpet and styling through my screen.

@fahhcue850 9 ай бұрын

Exactly!! I wouldn’t even leave a enemy in that trap-house of a funeral home!!… 😏🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

@cormacthem8406 9 ай бұрын

What was that like working in a funeral home?

@eternitykentucky6935 9 ай бұрын

It's real.. I took 5 mins looking at the reviews.. ooh not good! Apparently rotting bodies happens alot there

@xObscureMars 9 ай бұрын

@@cormacthem8406 pretty much as I described but our place was a flower shop to, so he cornered that side as well., so the smell of rot, formaldehyde and roses lol. Our place was way nicer. Worked there my junior and senior years in HS becausd a friend I joined the military with later actually put in a good word for me. I mostly was a go for. I was always anxious there and not because of the bodies. It was because I they didnt give me stuff to do and being a teen, I wasnt real good at figuring what to do myself, so I always felt like i was scamming except on holidays when the flower shop side got crazy. I did transport bodies from OKC to Cordell Oklahoma from the airport on occasion. You would be surprised how they transport them. It was a little shocking.

@fredlloyd5487 9 ай бұрын

@@eternitykentucky6935and they still didn’t even mind showing that filthy room with the lukewarm body ON CAMERA! Imagine what it’s like when they leave.

@gtabro1337 9 ай бұрын

For a moment I thought he really made his parents think he's dead but hearing that speech made it clear the dad was in on the joke

@kellyZ93 9 ай бұрын

His Dads speech was absolute gold! Please don’t let this be the end…. 🥲

@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels 9 ай бұрын

you got His Ca$hApp?

@PogieJoe 9 ай бұрын

Taji, you have been an absolute legend of the Internet. So much respect to you and the team for creating this absolutely unforgettable series

@nudetaynehatwobble 9 ай бұрын

*Taji’s dad eulogy was very heartfelt. Thanks for all the good times buddy! Goodbye!*

@melojei 9 ай бұрын

it's mindblowing to think that an intern has done so much. i don't know how much creative control taji has but i hope that the greatness he brought to vice gets noticed by future employers (or investors if he does his own thing). it's not a series i've expected to see from vice but it was a much welcome one. i wish taji all the humanly possible success because he deserves it.

@charlotteswebnz 8 ай бұрын

indeed, wishing him a world of success

@bell6dandy564 9 ай бұрын

TAJI, you have been an absolute TREAT to watch! I hope to see you more! Another series or something, please, no matter where you work or who you work with!

@Nihilnovus 9 ай бұрын

Glad he’s back to carrying Vice on his back, hopefully with more back to back videos

@bobert6259 9 ай бұрын

The show is ending

@missykris.c 9 ай бұрын

@@bobert6259 i was literally yelling at the screen "Noooo! This can't be the end!!" Taji could go solo and have his own channel if vice can't support his work? Not an easy transition but it's possible

@Nihilnovus 9 ай бұрын

@@bobert6259 The show on Vice is ending but I think he has enough of a cult following to continue a cheaper version of this series until he blows up

@jaxturner7288 9 ай бұрын

@@Nihilnovusso he’s not carrying vice on his back anymore? And we can’t expect any new back to back videos?

@bobert6259 9 ай бұрын

@@Nihilnovus yeah I hope it continues. He’s a good lad

@GoFast865 9 ай бұрын

This guy is a legend. Another channel should continue this series!

@samyakgade 8 ай бұрын

Now imagine the people having funeral in the next hall sees them carrying that doll around like that and assume its a real body and post a one star review online 😂

@cherryribs 9 ай бұрын

really, really bummed to see this series leave. taji and his show was the only reason i still follow/watch vice. we’ll miss you so much man.

@takishaedwards273 9 ай бұрын

His dad roasted the hell out of him lmaoooo

@justinsturgess8967 9 ай бұрын

Noooooo don't let it end!!! I've needed this more than you know lol

@gone.golfing 9 ай бұрын

Congrats Tiji on your run! Onto your next chapter! Don’t stay somewhere just because you feel uncomfortable. Get out your comfort zone and crush those goals!

@dylanconner8167 9 ай бұрын

I love Taji. Just seems like such a genuinely good guy.

@a.b.8606 9 ай бұрын

Definitely a sad event, probably one of the best series vice has ever done. You will never be forgotten 🎉 favorites were the hair dresser and the strip club ❤ Thanks for blessing us with the laughs, and I wish you the best of luck on your next journey 😊

@80bbygrl 9 ай бұрын

This is one of the best parts of Vice 😮 Love that his dad has the same sense of humor 😂 And WHO tells a grieving family to wrap it up because they want to go home?! Wtf?!

@mam362 6 ай бұрын

Regarding your second point, perhaps they had a schedule of funerals sto stick to?

@dreamEnd 9 ай бұрын

Oobah Butler Life hacks and Taji's one star reviews are the only two series that I will always watch on this channel. It's sad to see both of them pretty much gone now...

@tjsoyden173 9 ай бұрын

The only Vice series I watched every episode of and was so excited to see new ones of. Rock on man thanks for giving us your time ❤️

@ThePomskysPalace 9 ай бұрын

You did a damn good job for being an intern! Onward and upward!

@namasteavl 9 ай бұрын

I will miss this series! I hope we still get to see you in some other videos. You’re the best Taji! ⚰️🖤

@deanalettaseif1316 9 ай бұрын

I am so sad to see this end. You made me laugh and showed me things I never would have seen otherwise. Wishing you all the best, Taji. You're a gem

@photog.prince 9 ай бұрын

Taji you made us laugh and cry.. So many awkward moments.. You even helped a few of us become better men! I wish you well! Hope to see you creating more amazing content in the future!

@VerticalhorizonXL 9 ай бұрын

Thank you, fellow Iranian brother Taji, for helping me find an old, long lost friend & taking us on this hilarious journey through One Star Reviews on VICE! Your wit and humor made each episode a delight! Because of the Yelp's Worst-rated Strip Club episode you showed and read my friend John Mai's review outloud, I recognized his profile picture, name, and the way he types and found him again because of you! Then I was able to reach him thanks to your video, and I showed him how funny it was to see his yelp review on your show. What a great coincidence to this day, and I'm sad to see you go, I hope to see more from you soon! Comment in question: "They insult their patrons just for enjoying the atmosphere, standing and sitting around. Not a good way to respect customers who paid $20 to get in".

@jinckyyverduzco5925 9 ай бұрын

I’m honestly so sad to see this series go.. I loved and enjoyed it so much over the years😢

@AliCat222 9 ай бұрын

I only found it a week ago,I was so excited when I saw a vice comment saying a new series of it was coming...only to reach this video and see it was the end 😂I know vice collapsed but they wrote that comment as if there was still another couple episodes releasing,so sad it's not the case😢

@joelpadilla3562 9 ай бұрын

These videos have become “appointment viewing” in our house over the years. Thanks for all of the memories. I look forward to your next project.

@kfed5578 9 ай бұрын

This series was soo enjoyable, thank you Taji and team! I hope to see you in future videos of your own.

@corycourtney8923 9 ай бұрын

Hit the lights, boys. Vice is over. Thanks for everything Taji

@Lord1cyrus 9 ай бұрын

Sad to see the series end. This was amazing.

@jamesd5870 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the memories Taji ! this was a series I loved watching. I hope you can continuing doing this at some point in the future! Best of luck ☺️

@TC-gd5fw 9 ай бұрын

Very sad this series is coming to an end. Thank you for the entertainment! Can’t wait to see what you hopefully have planned next

@stancexpunks 9 ай бұрын

This is so funny 😂 I was chuckling the entire time. The eulogy was brilliant 😂

@Dan-fy3vp 9 ай бұрын

"Such an accurate representation of myself"...pans to the 10" of shorts silicone

@fahhcue850 9 ай бұрын

👏🏼🙌🏼😁😂🤣🤣🤣

@CUDDLEYJO420 9 ай бұрын

This is the best series ever. Will miss it, you did great! 😁💕

@senja66sounds 9 ай бұрын

got home from work, got the meals and everything and one star reviews would always be the one I put on after a long day. You will be missed ❤️

@hesherette 9 ай бұрын

damn Taji this was so great, thank you for a proper send off. you are appreciated + you will be missed! someone pls lmk in a comment here if Taji ends up doing things on his own

@Shinkajo 9 ай бұрын

Yes he does! I believe he uses his right hand.

@bobdebuilda3877 9 ай бұрын

THE RETURN OF TAJI

@mthz333 9 ай бұрын

brooo, its so sad to see this end... especially your videos i loved them so much hahaha thanks for the laughs! u a great human.

@Rightlane89 9 ай бұрын

omg im at 430 idk why but i haven't belly laughed this hard in ages, thank you brother, you are an amazing, naturally funny person.

@arbysofficial8072 9 ай бұрын

Nooo god damn it, well it was a good run thank you for all the years of entertainment man. It’s gonna be sad to see you go

@zacherylewis3726 9 ай бұрын

Hell this was the only series left that I did watch on Vice!

@daphnelol 9 ай бұрын

Taji this was a great final episode, glad we left on a 5 star review! I hope you move on to greater and more fulfilling things!! Will miss seeing the 1 star reviews from a 5 star man ❤❤

@KisaWorld 9 ай бұрын

I had wondered where you had been, you gave the old school vice feeling to all of us. I will say that every one of your fans will miss you. I hope you keep creating your own stuff

@missykris.c 9 ай бұрын

We missed you Taji!

@harrisonposting 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for all the videos taji, I can’t wait to see your next project ❤

@Randomdude1979 9 ай бұрын

Right on-Taji 2023

@siscokid5272 9 ай бұрын

Awesome show, it sucks to see it go. I guess everything comes to an end eventually. Thanks, one star review for all the great hours we shared together, you will be missed.✌️

@AustinHerrig 9 ай бұрын

I had no idea about any of this! It was always an awkward treat. Really going to miss these moments. Thank you for everything!

@dylon2372 9 ай бұрын

Youre the best Taji. Thanks for all the laughs.

@AdolfDriplr 9 ай бұрын

The reviews had me dying. Pun intended

@reviewguru5387 9 ай бұрын

This was so great. Sad to see it go. I hope a network picks you up bud. Thank you for all your hard work.

@tylerscott838 9 ай бұрын

Damn Taji, so proud of all your achieved these last years. I love the show and nothing will take that away. You have grown into a guy I didn't expect but I am here for it king

@thesunshinehome 9 ай бұрын

This is one of the best things Vice has ever made - no wonder they're in trouble if they're cancelling it

@HaidurShah21 9 ай бұрын

No.... Why did this series have to end? This was my favourite one ever!

@moegoggles 9 ай бұрын

That sucks dude. It’s been fun. Best of luck with your next chapter!

@hellabay510 8 ай бұрын

Whhhhyyyyyy!! You have been carrying this channel on your back for a long time! I hope you do this series on your own. I am now grieving you and the loss of your greatness.

@monkayjim999 9 ай бұрын

This was the only thing worth watching on Vice and now its gone 😢 Thanks for making 1 final episode... I hope it I will see more one star reviews one day 😮

@braucsdaddy 9 ай бұрын

Start your own channel just for this, you will kill it man. Such a sad day for sure.

@marjelos 9 ай бұрын

Petition for Vice to continue the One Star series button | V

@mytbread108 8 ай бұрын

I used to watch a lot of Vice 10+ years ago. Eventually it fell off my radar completely which makes it a bit sad that I just now stumbled across your content. Hopefully you can keep it going somewhere else.

@diegotorres38 9 ай бұрын

Thank you Taji!!!! This show and “becoming a better man” changed my life for the better. Sad to see this end The circle of life goes on

@lord123j 9 ай бұрын

Rest in Plastic my friend.

@tchapman1740 9 ай бұрын

RIP Taji and RIP vice. You'll be missed.

@SleepyT23 9 ай бұрын

I loved this series! I hope you find a way to continue it one day!!!!!

@Juno_1 9 ай бұрын

You are a Legend Taj I can't wait to see whats next for you. Sorry all that turmoil is going down. You have brought so many awesome laughs to not only me but millions of others. Hope you land somewhere awesome and continue to make more media somewhere.

@torreygibb5653 9 ай бұрын

Bros absolutely wild 😂

@drunkdenny 9 ай бұрын

RIP Taji Ameen, you'll be missed🥲😭

@KayCALBC 7 ай бұрын

Your eyes are supposed to be closed I can’t believe they fall for it lmfao 😂

@vram1328 9 ай бұрын

I only hope he can get a spin-off going on his own. There is an audience for you brother. Thanks for the years of entertainment. Always had me coming back to look for a new video. Good luck brother with love.

@peggyh2637 9 ай бұрын

I love your videos! 🥰

@Jonjims1532 9 ай бұрын

This was one of the few series everyone still loved.

@GrowingwithGeorge 9 ай бұрын

I loved this series… sad to see it go but look forward to seeing where the next series takes us!!

@stevenstewart7610 9 ай бұрын

You have to keep it going !! These were comedic gold.

@DojoReporter 9 ай бұрын

Insurance fraud sounds like a good idea 💡

@T8RZTOTZ 9 ай бұрын

I give the entire series 1 star.

@johnmarshall357 9 ай бұрын

One of the best things to come from Vice. Rest in peace 😭😢

@KOFilms797 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for all the entertainment over the years Taji. Your series will be remembered as one of the best this network had. Hope to see you start your own thing soon. Until then, rest in peace.

@CartoonistVikrant 9 ай бұрын

When you give 5 stars to every 1star bussiness it is deemed to end😅

@crawnyxx 9 ай бұрын

Silver Back Taji... Saves Vice from going extinct 😅

@psychoterrorism 9 ай бұрын

Enjoyed the show Taji, shame this one has to end, thanks for all the laughs. Lots of questionable Vice content in the recent past, but 1 Star Reviews was consistently entertaining.

@HeartFeltGesture 9 ай бұрын

Soo goood........sorry to hear times are tough at Vice bro. I think SNL could do with you, you have a dead-pan comedic vibe for sure. And your fathers eulogy was funny as hell, so much love to be able to laugh at yourself with family and then for millions to see...