I Filmed Christmas Movies Written Entirely by Robots

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Жыл бұрын

To celebrate the holiday season and my love for Christmas movies, I wanted to see what would happen if I trained an AI bot to write scenes from Christmas movies that do not exist. Enjoy!
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@cassiapple3970 Жыл бұрын

The Home Alone script won out for me personally. “The snow shovels disappeared, the snow shovels reappeared, the snow shovels EXPLODED.”

@sawyerhumphreys4257 Жыл бұрын

I know I laughed SO HARD at that

@kimberlyalmaraz2565 Жыл бұрын

i was waiting for kurtis to say this that part was soooo funny!!

@mistym1748 Жыл бұрын

David Lynch would be proud

@hotsexyangel Жыл бұрын

The snow shovels *POUND*

@CalifornianCuttlefish Жыл бұрын

it's so great

@plushsona Жыл бұрын

the entire "let the thing go" scene is what my parents think therapy is like

@Wetknees Жыл бұрын

I had a clinical psychologist in an IN PATIENT CHILDRENS psychiatric ward employ this “technique” Except he referred to it as ‘chit’ I hope he had enough time left on earth to experience some horrible painful things.

@dallasthedirtbag Жыл бұрын

They're right 😮‍💨

@uncroppedsoop Жыл бұрын

@@dallasthedirtbag sometimes, but usually it's a lot closer to being given the silent treatment while trying to be vulnerable

@dotdotdot...176 11 ай бұрын

As someone who sees a psychologist I can confirm every appointment is her yelling at me to "LET THE F*CKING THING GO" 😂

@when-do-we-get-a-block-button 9 ай бұрын

@@dallasthedirtbag okay, dallas.

@BourdeoixEterno Жыл бұрын

The Home Alone script was an actual horror experimental film 😂

@koiifsh Жыл бұрын

i know it was so unsettling

@PalisadePeryton Жыл бұрын

The snow shovels are a metaphor for the true horror: depression

@chillman3188 11 ай бұрын

Skinamarink if it was good:

@khaliaward1771 10 ай бұрын

it’s like an a24 psychological horror😭

@m1zumisaki 7 ай бұрын

@@chillman3188REAL AS HELL

@fionamclary7631 Жыл бұрын

The scene of the snow shovels disappearing, reappearing, and exploding could literally be straight out of some character's hallucinations in Twin Peaks

@lorineforman3748 10 ай бұрын

lol yea

@SatanicPizza-fo2ei 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely true lol

@ob71vion Жыл бұрын

"technology is moving quicker than our morals can decide what is ethical" you put it into words perfectly

@hanagasume Жыл бұрын

💯

@KingOfGaymes Жыл бұрын

I don’t like that it’s true

@jaggerra7 Жыл бұрын

More like our governments/judicial systems are one or two centuries behind and super happy to stay there while forcefully attempting to pull the rest of us back to the feudal era with them.

@ohtartarsauce6301 Жыл бұрын

Honestly. Using AI to steal and produce work that would otherwise be made by an individual is definitely dystopian. Eventually AI will take more and more of our jobs. Then what?

@stinks7065 Жыл бұрын

@@ohtartarsauce6301 Also one of the really fucked up things is that it's gonna be horrible to try to litigate it cause a lot of these companies are based in the US but a lot of artists aren't. So artists whose work was stolen for this are gonna have a hard time seeking justice if that's something they want to do. Changing copyright laws is also gonna be really complicated. And just the fact that the damage has already been done, idk how you would un-train an AI and I don't think companies would be willing to do it either.

@dora4881 Жыл бұрын

the fact that ai made home alone basically a horror movie shows way more intelligence than i like it having

@laylakindafruity Жыл бұрын

"haha (we're) in danger"

@allisonche9109 Жыл бұрын

Uuu@@chad007.

@cornbone Жыл бұрын

no it just goes to show that it doesn't understand tone. it sees violence in a script and immediately associates it with horror, when the violence is meant to be comedic

@movitz6391 Жыл бұрын

All of them felt like a parody of a French surreal film but this one was extra that

@pinkiebynx6051 Жыл бұрын

the amount of bottery going on here in these replies hurts my brain

@plnkblue 11 ай бұрын

i keep thinking about how these are only as funny as they are because kurtis made them so with his acting, line delivery, and editing. the ai generated scripts themselves aren't what's funny, it's the human creativity that went into interpreting them. it's a prime example of why trying to turn to ai over actual artists will fail every time.

@NotATherapist Жыл бұрын

“Just let it go” is such a wholesome, loving, amazing, and inspiring quote. Thank you for this, I will use this quote forever.

@georgiedenburrito87 Жыл бұрын

THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT

@chillfricc8524 Жыл бұрын

you’re my new favorite person and reminded me, this is my sign to get a new pair of shoes.

@GOBLIN_CAT 7 ай бұрын

@@georgiedenburrito87 NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN

@georgiedenburrito87 7 ай бұрын

@@GOBLIN_CAT A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION

@GOBLIN_CAT 7 ай бұрын

@@georgiedenburrito87 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE QUEEN

@kellyngo150 Жыл бұрын

The part where they bullied a kid and absolutely terrified him was the funniest shit ever

@seal3249 Жыл бұрын

Your humor is a bit scary (idk if that was actually funny because I'm halfway through the vid)

@seal3249 Жыл бұрын

ITS FUNNY

@yolod.gachagamer Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!

@BaconFTW Жыл бұрын

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@shiannafoxx Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO

@pohjanlepakko Жыл бұрын

Tim being happy about getting to have Tim for Christmas is the level of self love we should all aspire for tbh

@7siete7 Жыл бұрын

that's gift enough

@erinniccoinn1gh Жыл бұрын

love this interpretation. i'd read it as two people named tim, like how there's fourteen vanessa hudgens in that one hallmark movie

@MagdaleneDivine Жыл бұрын

Dude that's deep. And I'm only being half snarky

@hanagasume Жыл бұрын

Smh

@ellifsyaa Жыл бұрын

@@erinniccoinn1gh Just a whole list of Tim’s loving each other

@4ngel.D3viL 11 ай бұрын

This is officially my favorite video of all time. Scott and Tim playing Laura, and at the end signing the wallet, the shovels disappearing, reappearing, and finally exploding, the ''let the thing go'' part, every scene where Little Johnson appeared, and Karl just saying ''349'', it's just perfect.

@onelastch4nce557 Жыл бұрын

Hans’ ‘I’m going through some crazy shit right now’ KILLED me like it really seems like he’s on a comedown 😂

@user-ze1fs5sh1j 11 ай бұрын

I saw a glimmer of sanity and reason in that one brief moment, but then the scene continued and he was definitely still going through some crazy shit

@greendoritoman2464 Жыл бұрын

"The huge blob of air we SEE in the night stands out admirably, but we don't see it." Poetry

@AwkwarddFoxx Жыл бұрын

why'd the blob of air look like the appa-shaped cloud from that one episode in atla tho ;-;

@forest2732 Жыл бұрын

These scripts are like if my dreams were Christmas themed

@Hassiar__ Жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS

@Slinkers. Жыл бұрын

Shh, the A.I.'s are dreaming... Also, for fun: in my most recent dream I was making biscuits and right before I put them into the oven I noticed a bowl of chocolate chips on the counter, thought about adding them...and then my neighbors started tipping my house over and I couldn't get out because they pushed it into a muddy sinkhole and everything was upside down.

@angelastermer8501 Жыл бұрын

I think we got our answer for “What do movies’ dreams look like?”

@caoimheelise2182 Жыл бұрын

YEAH

@flowlight991 Жыл бұрын

Does AI dream of exploding snow shovels?

@huh29451 Жыл бұрын

the home alone for sure won for me- the kisses unfurling from the backs of their heads, the cut to the microwave for no apparent reason, the snow shovels, the outside scene, all of it. perfectly matches home alone’s chaotic energy

@elizabethpost8021 5 ай бұрын

Watching almost a year later and it’s alarming how rapidly AI is evolving. Looking at the images generated in this video compared to images you can generate now, the difference is astonishing

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove Жыл бұрын

These scripts sound exactly like when my toddler tries to tell me about his dreams

@hutki_shira Жыл бұрын

Have yku ever had a dream when you had you when

@Uuyrijies1123 Жыл бұрын

My toddler. That sounds weird. Did you kidnap a toddler.

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove Жыл бұрын

@@hutki_shira I have actually

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove Жыл бұрын

@@Uuyrijies1123 Ok, my son? Does that sound better u weirdo lol

@mei8511 Жыл бұрын

Same, my 4 year old brother sounds like this when he tries to tell me a story he came up with. I just have to nod and smile while pretending that I understood what he said

@thekittyque416 Жыл бұрын

Marcus and Willie just tormenting this random child and saying "let it go" over and over is just too funny to me

@hurhurhur123 Жыл бұрын

2 replies above me are spam bots, report them

@armita1501 Жыл бұрын

IT WAS THE BEST

@tyegordon Жыл бұрын

@whaaa t this is the third time I’ve been linked to those damn potatoes ☠️

@Followthecat893 Жыл бұрын

*L E T I T G O*

@gracerich6854 Жыл бұрын

WHY DID I THINK YOU WERW TALKING ABOUT YOUNG ROYALS WTF

@BeaCNever Жыл бұрын

Laura showing up after Scott and Tim played her was a whole nother ‘say bloodymary in the mirror 3 times and she’ll appear’

@thecowboybebop2071 8 ай бұрын

this whole thing feels like an average dream of mine. oddly specific, broken into parts, and reaaaaally strange.

@blue4155 Жыл бұрын

them picking up the kid by the neck and telling him to let the thing go, i was crying lmaooo

@YEONJUN_TXT Жыл бұрын

reading this comment without having started the video yet truly concerns me as to what's coming up

@polimana Жыл бұрын

the neck of the head

@vimmy Жыл бұрын

AHAHHAHAHA

@bananahobbit1 Жыл бұрын

Christ I don't even remember when was the last time I laughed this much at a youtube video

@BaconFTW Жыл бұрын

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@jbjbjbjb13 Жыл бұрын

Little Johnson saying "he is surrounded by darkness" KILLED ME lmaoooo, and yes the one for bad santa was also my favorite

@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO.

@Sanmarachella Жыл бұрын

me too, I have tears running down my face rn

@big_sea 10 ай бұрын

yes

@yesikn0wimsh0rt Жыл бұрын

die hard with karl saying 349 with a deep voice killed me idk why but the way kurtis performed it was funny as. and when hans says “i’m going through some crazy stuff right now” omfg again, kurtis’ performance was 🤌

@willynymbus5030 Жыл бұрын

Hans is speaking for them all. “I’m going through some crazy stuff right now.”

@jessetrammell5678 Жыл бұрын

Your acting is actually really good, given how bad the script is. Making any of this any kind of coherent is genuinely a talent.

@2DReanimation Жыл бұрын

Yes, I've never seen any actor pull off that "stethoscope" look as well as Kurtis (17:14).

@sail4170 Жыл бұрын

Well ya he’s ideally an actor n has been for a while

@multiskype Жыл бұрын

ikr

@mothmoth1591 Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY WHST I WAS THINKIHG

@FrankDickerstein Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go

@gigicilla7 Жыл бұрын

These all turned into horror movies and I don't know what that says about AI

@hkazu63 Жыл бұрын

I really need to know what’s up with Kate in Holmes the Homese. Is she possessed? Is it a Home Alone x Paranormal Activity crossover? I’m invested now.

@flclhack Жыл бұрын

it’s crazy how much they remind me of dreams. makes you wonder if dreams are algorithmic in the same way.

@actuallyminapaige Жыл бұрын

don’t worry kurtis, you don’t need to see bad santa- your ai script is a pretty authentic recreation of what it’s actually like to watch it

@CaptainHandsome Жыл бұрын

You turned Home Alone and Bad Santa into fucking David Lynch movies, this was hysterical

@fyeliz Жыл бұрын

The lesson of all this is, let the thing go.

@darkarcmiley3388 Жыл бұрын

let the fucking thing GO!

@annajed Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD

@sketchycat-9078 Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!!👹👹👹👹

@Dani-ku9om Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO YOU LITTLE BASTARD

@randomassjellyfish Жыл бұрын

LET IT GOOOOO

@katierobinson1127 Жыл бұрын

Can this please be a tradition. This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen.

@ellifsyaa Жыл бұрын

@@OldManYellsAtClouds unrelated but ur user is amazing ❤. I hope the a.i stays this bad/decent

@lydiamvaughan Жыл бұрын

His first ai video makes me laugh so much everytime I watch it. I would love to see him do more with it

@arima_song Жыл бұрын

@@OldManYellsAtClouds personally, I really doubt that. Even the best ones are still very bad at writing

@hippyhop33 Ай бұрын

@@ellifsyaawell have i got news for you 😭

@immortalsun Жыл бұрын

16:45 That’s a bright night if I’ve ever seen one!

@leithramage1785 Жыл бұрын

The die hard script feels like a scrapped Lynch project

@sevynbones Жыл бұрын

my favorite parts: - the two guys “playing laura” - the movie title “banada bada” - “let it go, you little bastard” - “the two extremely well-dressed, businessmen and lucy johnson” this video was ridiculously funny 😂

@sunflower7874 Жыл бұрын

omg yes

@wanderingaesthetics7849 Жыл бұрын

I was taking a drink and choked trying not to spit coffee all over my phone while laughing at “Banada Bada.”

@tinyblueunicorn7807 Жыл бұрын

"Looking off, stethoscope-like" did it for me. 😂

@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын

I was laughing so fucking hard in banada bada when they went from bullying the kid to immediately cutting to his house with him standing in the tub omfg ☠️

@coral54hgmb Жыл бұрын

The “banana Banda” reminded me of the “bababa” from kurtis’ old imagines video

@justbonez Жыл бұрын

I loved the part of the video where Kurtis Conner said it’s conning time and connered all over the place

@Parasocial9 Жыл бұрын

Let the thing go.

@sneakylilguy Жыл бұрын

i cant stop laughing 😭

@Sammyyaam Жыл бұрын

What was the origin of this again? I cant remember.

@captainduckling4726 Жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam I believe it was from Morbius!

@Sammyyaam Жыл бұрын

@@captainduckling4726 oh yeahhhhhh! Thank you!

@AnonymousUser33310 Жыл бұрын

Movie time stamps: 10:58 Thee The Sainta Canttle 12:59 Hulme The Homese 15:03 Banada Bada 17:44 Hirard Harie The Dachfeei My favorite was probably Hulme The Homese

@shayra743 Жыл бұрын

Seeing Kurtis acting like murdering a child in Banada Bada really made me believe Willie’s clear anger issues. At the end of it I was left with lots of questions about the other characters like any other film would do… I think AI is popping but it’s the acting+editing that makes this have some sort of sense. This was very cool to watch❤

@TheMakeupChair Жыл бұрын

When I was kid, My uncle asked my cousin’s boyfriend to pick up a movie we could all watch, on a huge projector screen, outside, as a family, the ages ranged from 7-70. That guy picked Bad Santa. He knew nothing about it but thought it would be suitable…it definitely wasn’t…it’s not a family friendly movie. 😂

@williammiller6330 Жыл бұрын

7-70????

@DentInEden Жыл бұрын

@@williammiller6330As in, the people who were supposed to watch the Christmas movie. The youngest was 7 and the oldest was 70

@ylrctz Жыл бұрын

🤣

@HeatherHolt Жыл бұрын

Yeah that movie is pretty gross lol wow So did the kids watch it all or did the parents be like ok no

@rachel5399 Жыл бұрын

Oh my God. 😭😭😭 That movie is so gross. I don't even remember the plot, I don't think there was one lmao.

@Mitzyfitz Жыл бұрын

The editing... The acting... This was actually remarkably incredibly fantastic

@ilikechamomile4502 Жыл бұрын

12:44 this part right here wholesome vibes 😭😭

@beccish7905 8 ай бұрын

if die hard isn’t a Christmas movie “just bc it takes place during christmas”, then home alone isn’t a christmas movie. plot has nothing to do with christmas, it just takes place during christmas

@septiceye_3706 Жыл бұрын

When Hans said "I'm going through some crazy stuff right now", I felt that

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

🤝

@riannawalker5904 Жыл бұрын

How I felt watching those movies😭

@Septqmber Жыл бұрын

I loved the part where he said "It's hansin time" and hansed all over kurtis, truly one of the moments of all time.

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

@@theclack. it always happens if you're early imo, just report all of em

@fauxgothgirlfriend Жыл бұрын

I would love to see an "AI writes a Kurtis Connor video" in 2023

@nomisteamboat3264 Жыл бұрын

He actually did that already in his first video ab AI, he trains a bot to write him an episode

@dinospumoni5611 Жыл бұрын

@@nomisteamboat3264 yeah lol was gonna say I swear he already did that

@dariachetan6616 Жыл бұрын

@@nomisteamboat3264 Whats it called?

@nomisteamboat3264 Жыл бұрын

@Daria Chetan its "The Frighting World of AI Generated Content" its kinda long but it's one of my favorites

@TigerTigerII 9 ай бұрын

Every time I ask for a story-based prompt--a short story, a play script, anything--the damn thing keeps writing me a happy or heartwarming ending, something with a moral. It's sickening in a way I can't quite place how a horror story titled "Blood Ghost" ends with finger-wagging about how "the little girl never disobeyed her wise grandma again".

@melester1789 Жыл бұрын

The real question should be why does Santa give naughty kids the most flammable object in the world.

@pap-fr 4 ай бұрын

It's not flammable LMAO

@emilyrln 3 ай бұрын

@@pap-fryeah, I'd be more concerned if he was handing out flame throwers 😂 coal burns, but you've got to light it first, and I vaguely recall a lot of lighter fluid when my family used a charcoal grill.

@callmeishmael8510 Жыл бұрын

The repetition of “let the fucking thing go” in Banada Bada was a very powerful motif. Dare I say, an artistic feat. He has to literally let go of the kid’s neck, and metaphorically let go of his moroseness. Truly genius.

@account-pending-deletion Жыл бұрын

Something was beautifully surreal about seeing a house interior with a dairy section.

@meg6431 Жыл бұрын

Low-key need one

@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын

I wish my house had a dairy section

@giannamation Жыл бұрын

That is definitely something that would happen in a dream

@jessicao-o165 Жыл бұрын

Walk in closet? Get outta here, dairy section is where it's at

@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын

@@jessicao-o165 walk-in dairy section

@feelthefeel Жыл бұрын

If I remember well in Die Hard when John McClane first saw the big long haired german guy he called him Hulk once or twice, so I guess the AI recognise it, as it's a popular character so wrote it in the script

@day_trippr4967 Жыл бұрын

Little Johnson deserves his own spin off series.

@ct2530 Жыл бұрын

He is surrounded by darkness.

@day_trippr4967 Жыл бұрын

@@ct2530 *Top ten most iconic lines in movie history*

@codytoeung5089 Жыл бұрын

A shame Little Johnson actually died in the movie. Maybe a prequel showing why there’s a Big and Little Johnson Yes I am describing real characters in Die Hard

@ryankennedy9703 Жыл бұрын

349

@litz5516 Жыл бұрын

he's the voice of people

@duckoqx Жыл бұрын

I hope Kurtis does a horror movie version of this on Halloween

@Ash_Ley1 Жыл бұрын

Or tomorrow

@cobaltbluesky2276 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes

@nominchu Жыл бұрын

I hope Kurtis does this for any event ever

@rachelg852 Жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@ellarose7114 Жыл бұрын

YES

@aditiv Жыл бұрын

time stamps for all the different scenes (for myself when I inevitably come back to this video) The Santa Clause/Thee The Sainita Canttle: 11:02 Home Alone/Holme the Homese: 13:03 Bad Santa/Banada Bada: 15:07 Die Hard/Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei: 17:49

@kristinachaney7391 Жыл бұрын

I wish every romantic comedy ended like this Bad Santa. They bang for the first time on the couch. Woman says I'm going to see you again soon, right? Man walking away to leave says oh yeah, I'm gonna send you flowers tomorrow... *expensive* ones. Winks and thumbs up. Credits.

@someoneig8703 Жыл бұрын

I think I need a full 2 hour movie of banada bada that was a masterpiece

@Zeffer32 Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go 😜

@aquatictrotsky1067 Жыл бұрын

The thing that struck me about Banada Bada is that it's actually not *that* far off from what Bad Santa is actually like.

@3starsburningbright Жыл бұрын

WHO THE FUCK?? TAKES THE SHIT?????

@marnenotmarnie259 Жыл бұрын

seriously. we need to get this man and the robot a budget to make a full version of at least one of these movies

@tayloranne_ Жыл бұрын

I have never seen Bad Santa and now I feel like I never can because it will never live up to Banada Bada

@malkamartz Жыл бұрын

as a young screenwriting student i am genuinely terrified by this.

@Rammy_Latin Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go.

@spaceygemini Жыл бұрын

same!

@iamafan7919 Жыл бұрын

as a young computer science student, I am genuinely terrified by this

@laylanop1346 Жыл бұрын

As a young artist, and creative in general, iam genuinely terrified by this.

@abbyjackson3962 Жыл бұрын

As a young, I am terrified by this

@ZeranZeran Жыл бұрын

12:20 I'm honestly very curious about what caused the chat AI / Chat bot to start saying things like this. It seems like it took a plot point about the mother.. and something being under a tree, and just took it to nonsense. I love it.

@asockwithholes3707 Жыл бұрын

“Marco’s body sits in his Secretary’s chair, his name is Ralph.” H U H

@seahawkshit Жыл бұрын

the home alone one was genuinely terrifying

@eeveeblazelol Жыл бұрын

the dairy section was truly horrifying

@rebbb13 Жыл бұрын

I checked the comments to sure someone else was thinking this 😂

@poopybuttguy5523 Жыл бұрын

The ending changed me intrinsically

@aquatictrotsky1067 Жыл бұрын

Aunt Leslie: "No, I don't care what Frank did. In this family nobody hits anybody." Frank puts his arm around Kate. _He doesn't think so_ Frank: "No, I have a child at home alone." That's so dark holy shit.

@jooheonshoneybal Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was legit thriller genre hahaha

@tyler.newton Жыл бұрын

Kurtis thank you for allowing me to not have to be alone with my thoughts for 25 more minutes 🙏

@DetrimentalSand Жыл бұрын

@beyondyourimaginationBrett Cooper moment.

@PissWarlock Жыл бұрын

Me, too, friend; me, too.

@urtecerapaite1659 Жыл бұрын

exactly, thank you for taking care of us, our mayor🙏

@janedoex1398 Жыл бұрын

SAME!

@1llustrousking Жыл бұрын

This is yo real omg lol me tooo😂

@rosehips5280 Жыл бұрын

i've never laughed so much at a kurtis video. the sincerity with which he delivers the lines. such commitment

@ASHWEETOSTITOS 9 ай бұрын

I cant with the "let it go" scene 😭

@lokp7 Жыл бұрын

you should give all 4 original scripts to a new robot, and all 4 AI-generated scripts to another one, and compare them.

@bratzelf Жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSS

@setinsand3792 Жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssss

@_kayapurnell7607 Жыл бұрын

YES. KURTIS YOU NEED TO DO THAT!

@downtheriver22 Жыл бұрын

kurtis is legitimately such a talented performer. also great teeth. he's the whole package

@ddjsoyenby Жыл бұрын

we stan him.

@Markiplierforreal Жыл бұрын

@@ddjsoyenby I just started watching this channel ( definitely will watch more ) But I can’t stop thinking dr kurtis connors from Spider-Man💀

@iblewupsaturn Жыл бұрын

perfomance skills and good teeth.. the only two things a man needs, really

@fantasythemes Жыл бұрын

Bestie 😂😂😂😂

@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_ Жыл бұрын

Take his teeth

@97wilde 9 ай бұрын

Banada Bada should win a dozen awards

@herewego02 Жыл бұрын

the Bad Santa script it´s literally a movie that could end up in a ¨10 most disturbing movies¨ compilation

@merope8014 Жыл бұрын

I love how Kurtis told the robot please. What a polite Canadian boy

@crazyowlgirlcncowner Жыл бұрын

It's so when the robots take over they will also be nice to him. Yk, he doesn't want them to hold any grudges

@broadex9080 Жыл бұрын

But he didn’t say sorry

@iheartonedirection Жыл бұрын

i was gonna say the same thing LOL

@stegothedino Жыл бұрын

here is a sweet little canadian male youth!

@irishalchemy Жыл бұрын

My son keeps telling me that I don't have to say please and thank you to alexa, but really I'm just a species-traitor, biding my time until the inevitable AI takeover.

@cornbone Жыл бұрын

i love how all the characters in the first one seem just as confused about what's going on as we are. its like they're aware nothing makes sense and are desperately trying to communicate

@karinaakrap9443 Жыл бұрын

I love the way just appears out of nowhere and Kevin does nothing about it

@AwkwarddFoxx Жыл бұрын

18:40 "idk the fuck how to portray this" me: i get it, it doesn't make sense lol *my brain: it'd just be water, all of it. just overflowing, a MASSIVE FLOOD-* me: _i said i GeT IT, iT DoeSn'T MaKE SeNSE_ *my brain: but-* me: _stop it_

@LivLaugh Жыл бұрын

The bad santa script could be shown in a modern art museum, people wouldn't bat an eye

@WiresConcept Жыл бұрын

The Bad Santa one fucking killed me "JUST LET THE FUCKING THING GO!" I was like "okay.. Sorry. 🥺" 🤣🤣🤣

@Basil_is_Online Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂 the kids screams were hilarious as well

@phoenixxmatrixx3769 Жыл бұрын

@@Basil_is_Online this comment can be taken so badly out of context😭

@punkfluff3395 Жыл бұрын

🎶"Let it go. Let it go."🎶

@alnabulsi313 Жыл бұрын

20:34 I absolutely screamed at the Bobby Shmurda clip for the 'bout a week ago' bit 💀👏🤣

@rotaryway Жыл бұрын

i started laughing so hard at the letting go part that i started crying and couldn’t breathe 😭 that was needed tho lol thank you kurtis

@KaiAfterKai Жыл бұрын

I love how Marco's body has its own name, like it's a completely separate entity from Marco himself. Just the kind of philosophical implications one can expect from Hirard Harie: The Dchfeei.

@ritttttt1999 Жыл бұрын

I'm dying😭😂

@ratnadillafarah3670 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when Kurtis said The Dchfeeih 🤣😭

@lianasmith7694 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely crying laughing at the bad Santa script and it’s the only movie I haven’t seen out of the 4 lol

@TIDMVIDM Жыл бұрын

me too bruh

@iambored5898 Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO

@alexisb3829 Жыл бұрын

Same

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

let. the. thing. go.

@MoaDiarys 11 ай бұрын

Same lmao

@sanazqa 5 ай бұрын

this is the hardest ive laughed EVER

@hypnoxxcat 11 ай бұрын

Idk if I'm just biased since it's my favorite Christmas movie of all time, but the Bad Santa scene was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It is sitting right on the border of a scene that could've genuinely been in that movie. Hell, "I'm gonna buy you some flowers, some of those really good expensive ones" is a line straight from the movie.

@Sell21_Bat 11 ай бұрын

17:37

@2DN00dle Жыл бұрын

I may be high, but this was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@crispyliza7050 Жыл бұрын

I may be drunk but i agree, i haven't laughed this hard in months

@L._Titus Жыл бұрын

I may be dead, but I agree, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I won’t be able to tell if it killed me until someone opens the box and collapses the waveform.

@arboldediana5 Жыл бұрын

i might be insane but i agree, this could just make me go ever crazier

@galleryofeden06 Жыл бұрын

@@L._Titus are you ok?

@L._Titus Жыл бұрын

@@galleryofeden06 Yes, I'm fine. It's a Schrödinger's cat joke.

@cinnamoonbuns816 Жыл бұрын

the bad Santa one was so surreal and insane I almost peed a little bit from laughing so much

@BaconFTW Жыл бұрын

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@Basil_is_Online Жыл бұрын

Indeed, 16:09 had my sister and I cackling 😂

@uhzoeyiguess Жыл бұрын

let the thing go.

@hkazu63 Жыл бұрын

@@uhzoeyiguess LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!

@keeptalkingava 11 ай бұрын

so true!

@TC-sv1kn Жыл бұрын

Bro honestly the best video yet. I’ve never rewatched a video I already watched IN ONE DAY but this..

@veenusflytrap Жыл бұрын

the second one is literally every single one of my dreams 😭😭

@lydia6797 Жыл бұрын

ai writes movie scripts the way my brain writes dreams

@ddjsoyenby Жыл бұрын

same........we won't let those damn ais take our job!

@setinsand3792 Жыл бұрын

I thought that said AJ. I was thinking.. who tf is that? 😭

@isabellah22 Жыл бұрын

Timestamps: 11:00 Thee the Sainita Canttle (The Santa Clause) 13:00 Holme the Homese (Home Alone) 15:04 Banada Bada (Bad Santa) 17:45 Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei (Die Hard)

@brianthedesertbum Жыл бұрын

this is amazing thank you. im cry-laughing at the posters

@peytonsturdivant8392 Жыл бұрын

I was listening to one of your videos earlier and my husband said "oh is that a Drew Gooden video?" And I said "no its-" and he said "ah Danny Gonzalez" I just said "also no" just love that you three speaking could all be the same person based on your voices

@idiotperson2422 Жыл бұрын

I think my favorite scene was banada bada,honestly the part where they were just attacking and screaming “let it go!” “Let the fucking thing go!” At the kid was hilarious

@bestjaaniever Жыл бұрын

i cant believe kurtis so bravely filmed in the backrooms

@mammoneymelon Жыл бұрын

i wonder how he got out

@uncroppedsoop Жыл бұрын

@@mammoneymelon he just let the fucking thing go

@hotaruhime Жыл бұрын

The Home Alone scene made me howl with laughter alone in my room. The shovels that appear and disappear and then explode, the evil nutcrackers, the dairy section, that was hysterical. What a way to finish the year. Thank you Kurtis, your videos bring me a lot of joy and I wish you the happiest holidays !

@salems.bytche Жыл бұрын

DUDE, the shovels was such a banger way to start off that scene omfg

@pescadobaby Жыл бұрын

i laugh out loud everytime i think about the shovels

@kaiba9494 Жыл бұрын

Those movies are some fever dream shit. A dairy section at somene's home, banging of a sofa in a store, Hulk with a rifle, etc.

@ChrissieBear 8 күн бұрын

It's scary how much "better" these AIs have gotten in less than a year since this video came out.

@sara-jb8cw Жыл бұрын

now i need a full length movie with kurtis as all the actors

@mikutwx Жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

@timingyan8645 Жыл бұрын

Another nice thing abt this vid is that even if you've never seen any of these movies and have no context at all, it's still extremely hilarious

@srhgmrs Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen any of them and it was really funny tbh

@BaconFTW Жыл бұрын

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@kilah. Жыл бұрын

@@srhgmrs you haven’t seen home alone??? 😦

@srhgmrs Жыл бұрын

@@kilah. Nope

@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_ Жыл бұрын

I haven’t and I almost died laughing

@justagalwhocomments 9 ай бұрын

13:03 Homies before HOLMES

@d3c34t 11 ай бұрын

Can't believe Home Alone went from a Christmas movie with karma to a full on horror movie

@sebastian_isabelle6098 Жыл бұрын

It was crazy how close the bad Santa ai was close to the actual movie

@rebecaromero2957 Жыл бұрын

I mean it did train itself with the script, so🤨

@ash_tray Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too

@Hassiar__ Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go

@donovanfaust3227 Жыл бұрын

@@rebecaromero2957 oh yeah because the other scripts were also very close to the actual movies.

@chippedtile Жыл бұрын

@@donovanfaust3227 yeah bro the dairy section in kevins house was ICONIC

@tworicecake Жыл бұрын

hey kurtis did you buy an entire carton of eggnog to make that joke

@biggiecheese2575 Жыл бұрын

Obviously you didn't watch the video 🙄

@Slippin-Jimmy. Жыл бұрын

@@biggiecheese2575obviously you didn’t get the joke

@Vval000 Жыл бұрын

ofc he did! who would buy it unironically?

@alyxwarner2984 Жыл бұрын

jesus the bots lmao

@Taiga300 Жыл бұрын

@Eye sir my dad is right next to me

@selenabonds2705 Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@dancesmokesmile344 2 ай бұрын

9:29 Professor Snape is in so many movies that takes place during Christmas. Apart from Die Hard, there’s the first Harry Potter movie and Love Actually

@mnlz Жыл бұрын

holy shit this was such an amazing video i could Not stop laughing

@smoolluis7092 Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner shorts 🅥 oh hell nah more bot spam

@symphony.mp4 Жыл бұрын

3:24 Kurtis using “please” while talking to a robot is very funny to me

@SILVERWWING Жыл бұрын

Just some Canadian things

@L._Titus Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of an old British lady who always said “please” and “thank you” in her Google searches because she thought there was a real person assembling the results for her. (Look up May Ashworth for the full story).

@mickielynn626 Жыл бұрын

ya never know, they could be sentient soon and only the people who use manners towards their kind will survive

@NosebleeddeGroselha Жыл бұрын

Fast forward 15 years in the future, big bad AI is taking over the world, but spares Kurtis and Kurtistown only due to this

@maxwashere. Жыл бұрын

@@mickielynn626that’s why i always say pls and thank you to siri 😭