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LMAO

@@dragonslayerbh1199 LMOA

69th like fuck yeah

@@expaz7519 LOAM :')

@@vintagevenom6410 OAML

He made an equation so he also used the E

SS clearly stands for the „Schutzstaffel“ here. No need to search it up guys, I‘m always right

ayo

@@penneEEK he also used the last s bc he got a solution

@@diegoolariaga5051 and the middle s too He substituted the c² with m

Why hasn't this comment blown up yet🤯

That's why you failed (no offense)

@@keyboard2011 meanie

LMAO I FELK OFF THE BED READING THIS😂😂😂

FELL*

Your comment makes me remember in sixth grade my math teacher got mad at himself when I didn't understand the lesson one day. I was usually one of the only people in class who was paying attention. I felt so bad lol.

my teacher actually does that sarcastically lol

And the teacher isn't being sarcastic either!

I made water out of you

@@fungalwater3175 are you gonna drink the fungal water?

I'd like to point out the other possible solutions. Obamə is also valid by my pen for a more general solution. Any other suggestions for generalizing?

As a a, I can confirm he’s a

@@jedplayz9412 a what?

@@petrospatrianakos9166 he's a

@@petrospatrianakos9166 he’s a a you heard erik

I believe it was Gandhi that said that.

No

@@top10cars2 True, the cheat method also works.

@@user-wj5ox3so5x and if that doesn't work too Go spend a night with your professor or teacher. Only works on female students tho.

@@christianoclarit1727 Identifying as female shouldn't be a problem nowadays smile

@@user-wj5ox3so5x In this day and age, castration has never been easier.

He's the type of dude to have a channel name called dapz

@@krispy4L woah thats crazy. never expected him to be that kinda guy!!

@@yabasic7409 ikr who would’ve thought?

That’s me when our 5th grade science teacher tried teaching us logic with logic puzzles and I was the only person in our class that had any logic

The type of kid that doesn’t get homework from his teacher, he gives the teacher homework

its obama

No it is president

Barack

@@humanfrommars882 show your work

@@soldier08901 the only person on here who knows barack's first name, which is really weird cause he was the president at one point, everyone just thought his name was "obama" i guess, which makes no sense, it seems the uploaded of this video thought that too unless i'm missing some kind of really weird joke

Valid point.

yep, ofcourse

Holy shit you’re right how could we overlook this

his full name is Barock Obama Obama Obama then

But wait, the Obamium has 4 triangular faces. So, we'll have to multiply 0bama by 4. Hence, Obama's real full name is Barack Obama 0bama 0bama 0bama 0bama 0bama 0bama 0bama 0bama.

SMH. Uncultured teachers.

Tututu unbelievable I agree traffic butter uncultured they are

Isn’t that….good though !?

@@Chlrintruc :0.....we will never know

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No, he's not the president

*You sir, are a genius.*

*Teach me your smartness*

i agree

Hello expert in obamiums. Thank you for this information we need any we can get on his name for the creation of the Final Obamium you sir are a genius and a hero

we should've believed our teachers when we had the chance look at us now T_T

@@BobTheSnail759 eh i dont think so, who the heck would put a million oranges in their truck for no frickin reason

@@whydidyoutubeaddthisthing69420 Me.

@@whydidyoutubeaddthisthing69420 Me like Orange

@@RrGokeki Orange 🍊 Four Inch - Door Hinge - ate Porridge- with George

Be there or be square, I don't wanna be square so there goes the ²

I'm not too educated in math, however I told my self I'm pretty sure that does not work.

@@rayes119 1+1= 2. If you add 0 to both sides it's still correct: 0+1+1=2+0 and if you simplify this equation it becomes 1+1=2. How does that not worK?

@@katsurakotaro thats not the part that doesn't work

What was he trying to derive a, is Obama like e^x, it's rate of change equivalent to itself? If so I want proof.

It’s too good to be on that “website”

Yes

underrated

Yeah

@@itzcrystalzz is that that bad?

He hearted your comment, You might be the only one to have a heart in the comments!

@@Yukkin231 dude… one of your comments literally got hearted

@@OreganoParsley Besides me, of course.

@@OreganoParsley he is flexing

This will change the course of all mathematics into the future, and all mathematical theories that there are. Everything thing we’ve ever thought is wrong, we’ve all been living lies this whole time. This will truly change humanity forever!

What is un

@@minecraftify95 United Nations

@@minecraftify95 ur nun

New Objective: Survive

I am gonna do that, first, what is their phone number?

The legend

He also didn’t laugh entire video, true legend 👏

Dont forget that he wrote it in MS Paint

I am the proud owner of the 420th like we are all welcome

@piyzard We can write using a touchpen giveni with the device also he might have used that too😊

@@melmel6253 I'm going to be the first one to say.. r/woooosh

@@melmel6253 it's a joke

@@melmel6253 are you sped this is obviously sarcasm

@@DoctorWhoGaming100😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

@@melmel6253 but can you prove it?? 🤔

Why no replies?

Cuz no one understood lmao

@@zafarmasood1430 they all liked the comment tho, so idk why my comment has 230 likes and no replies. These replies don't count because they are about it having 230 likes with no reply. 🆓

This guy be like: where reply

Reply where

That’s wild. You’re basically a criminal for that one

That's me when

@@biscuit2952 totally me too when

@@user-2pysufs39 i also do that when

@@SHU_Limitless I love doing that when

God I feel dumb I thought he was using an actual formula

He may be, but he's still serious of what he's doing though.

the Pythagorean theorum is real lmao

@@hinamatsuro1908 the Pythagorean theorem is real

wait its not real?

He can beat John wick

@@sonnyrodriguez1626 he can *eat* John wick

@@Isai314 he can drink john wick

He will shit out John Wick

@@xm15_e2s yes

KZfaq BRODAR

That’s not even college math

@@thatbirbfriend2180 no need to be to serious bro lol

Need a married's degree in maths, then you'll get it

hamter

No dumbass I simply find it amusing

@Lion Gaming19 Do you know what r/wooosh is

@Lion Gaming19 oh ok

Yeah which explains the 2 halves of the obamium triangle

@teamepsom r/woosh

@5bdul something on how this makes no mathematical sense.

Just backwards

No it's just this guy who's evolving

_Please_ don't

did you do it?

He hasnt replied because hes dead

Love that phrase too

@@somerobloxdude3699 they took him out bro.

Don’t say the dream word 🤢

@@arrow1123 you just said it 😱😱

@@razberrymilkshake we must cancel them on twatter!!!1!

@@Cardinalt sir it's Twitter

@@Evil_Aura guys cancel boomer for quacker

*when your parents want you to be a comedian but you want to be a mathematician... SO U BECAME BOTH

​@@angel-it9dj When*

@@bor1480 when your parents didnt teach you that grammar police are annoying.

@PoggersFloppa when you parents never taught you to strive for perfection

This video is investigative journalism, not comedy. I don’t understand what you find so “funny” about “Obama”

I don't know what I just read but it was amazing

Scientist working on obamology here, we just had a breakthrough. We found that under high pressure (69GPa to be exact), the molecular structure of obamium changes fundamentally and enters a delta decay chain. We suspect that this is the theorized Gabliniophilius effect, which might be the key to understand the true nature of our universe.

@@jonathansherman931 I'm just not taking calculus. Mostly because my school is really weird and only offers the AP version of calculus.

@@KingNedya no need for "regular calculus." it's all the same.

@@Mike-oi3le Except that AP Calculus is much faster-paced and gives you college credit because it is counted as if you are taking a college class. You'd be surprised how different the "advanced" versions of classes are to their regular counterparts. In my Freshman year they accidentally put me in regular Geometry, and it was extremely easy, but once I took Honors Geometry the following trimester the difficulty spiked way up. So, no, they are not the same.

@@KingNedya ap is just a different system. Calculus is calculus but the ap sorts it into AB/BC classes. The pacing should be similar depending on the topics covered in those classes.

@@Mike-oi3le I don't understand what you mean by "AB/BC" classes.

lol funi monke frogg

“An octagon is a shape with 8 sides right?” -Himbo Hinata

I'm probably wrong but isn't it 3?

An octagon is a shape with 4 sides, right?

@Ice Animates no its 4 sides get it right

you mean the discovery of pie? i am pretty sure e exist in math. so its pie.

@@danielh7451 pie. not pi. invention of pie

@@danielh7451 bro stop talking about pi and start reading recipes for pie 🙄

@@idahooo3253 the whole “pie are square” thing is wrong anyway. Everyone knows pie are round. And that’s not even getting into the subject-verb agreement problem there. It’s “pie is round”, or alternately, “pies are round”!

Well i tried and fucking lost right when i took my first step. My reaction was quickly pulling my leg back up and throwing the water onto a wall behind me. Try the challange your self!

@@W0B0N LMAO

@@W0B0N A for effort

It is easy for me

Is it weird if i like my socks wet?

i remember enjoying those vids many years ago

@@dapz Please come back to us, Ryan. When the world needed him most, he vanished

@@peanutgallery4 He's trapped in the Twitch iceberg

So true

He/She knows

@Blue Tide YOU missed the joke buddy

@Blue Tide yeah they needa make it blatantly obvious for everyone to get it. if they dont they will just get annoying people r/whooshing everyone

say his last name separated so it gets past the security filter

@@iiErsaii i was adding on to the joke, what other possibility is there? like thats not a rhetorical question, in this exact situation how would this not be a joke, i am actually confused (edit because they deleted their comment, they just said "r/wooosh" exactly like that im pretty sure)

U should edit the comment so it says edited so it looks like the government edited the comment Just add a space at the end or sm

do what godzilla said

That’s stupid just type it. KZfaq doesn’t censor watch [REDACTED FOR BREACHING STATE SECURITY] edit: what the bat shit

It's your bday 😳

69 likes

@@rendezvouspursue 420 replies

bill nie is ghay

Did you just place Bill Nye the Science Guy in the same fucking category as Sir Isaac Newton and Albert the one and only Einstein?

@@bankerduck4925 he found obama's last name using meth

@@bankerduck4925 ur right, he places a lil bit higher

@@bankerduck4925 yeah that’s true, he probably isn’t the same level as newton and einstein. he has to be at least a lil hair higher.

This isn't fair Dapz is a god

joe

hmmmm

asking the real questions here

this is an important question

He be asking the real questions tho

I have no idea what any of that means

@@Paqcar “ML model “ : “machine learning model” , a kind of computer program where we throw a bunch of data at the program, and it comes up with some (usually fairly incomprehensible) set of rules or numbers to apply to the data which is supposed to do well at the task that the data is for, with the hope that if we put in more data that we maybe haven’t seen before, the rules or bunch of numbers will give the kind of behavior we want as the output. If you’ve seen the things headlined like “we forced an AI to read 10,000 pages of and the write its own script, and this is what it produced”, that’s using a ML model. (Though, many of those actually have a person like, choosing between words that the model suggests, so it is more like the person writing something they thing is wacky using inspiration from the trained model, which makes the way they describe it kind of deceptive IMO) As is like, basically all the stuff used for object detection. “distribution” : a probability distribution. A “how likely is this one?” for each of the things. So, essentially, I was saying, “I thought the video would be about, showing a computer program a bunch of pairs of people’s first and last names, and training it to predict how likely different last names are given different first names, and then once that works well enough, asking the computer to guess what last names would be the most likely given that someone’s first name was “Obama”.

He simply used ordinary differentiation and algebra

@@inverted1057 🤐

That's simple middle school math.