This has more views than any of the real khan academy’s math videos

You can’t argue with that math

People pointing out flaws in the calculation obviously didn't hear the stipulation that came with "I am asian".

Dapz: “I am Asian and I get to make the math rules” Truer words could not have been spoken 👌

As your organic chemistry tutor, all I can say is that you've done me proud.

Poor guy, just trying to get milk for his kids and he got stuck in a space time distortion.

“i’m Asian, I make The rules here” *It’s hard to argue with his assessment*

They way you slowly repeat the words as you're writing them is the best part

1:52 "actually let's switch to a different color here" why is this so accurate

"Because I am Asian and I make the math rules" Can't argue with that.

“Because I am Asian, and I get to make the math rules.” He’s not wrong

The truth is, your dad never even made it to the grocery store. Applying the same equation, but now with y as the time left to get to the grocery store, we can see that as x gets larger, our y approaches 0. Assuming that the store can be any distance x from home, we can try to estimate the time it will take to arrive by finding integral of 3/x from 0 to infinity. With a bit of calculus, we can find out that the integral will diverge to infinity, and therefore, the time your dad takes to get to the store diverges to infinity.

I have an exam tmr and this video explained everything simply and so much clearer than my professor! Thank you!

"I am an asian, so I get to make the math rules." *As an asian, I have to say, Truer words have never been spoken before.*

“Huh why did he put the time on the y” Professor: “I am asian”

Halfway through the video I realized that I'm unconsciously trying to understand what he's saying like I'm preparing for an exam lol.

My mom thought I was watching educational video.

The “actually lemme switch to a different color here...” is too accurate

This is so realistic he even repeats the words like Khan Academy

when you win the lottery he teleports? seems right to me

As an AP calc student stressing through finals, this gave me a good chuckle. Thank you sir

This is the most advanced Dad Joke I've ever encountered.

As someone whose dad genuinely left, I feel personally attacked, outted, humiliated, and milkless

"So basically, your dad is never coming home" Absolute legend!

bro… i had to reread that title and the thumbnail. :’) honestly, khan academy videos created that studying atmosphere for me back when learning went virtual. _(it’s 10pm, and i begin the video with some snacks and a warm lamp sitting at my drafting table.)_ those were hard times, but gave some really relaxing studying sessions :) one of the few - but cherished - pros of distance learning. thanks for making this lmao

“Because I am Asian and I make the math rules” As an Asian, I can see that this is very true and accurate.

“What would happen if we used 100% of our brain?” 100% of our brain:

Wow, I feel really bad for all those people who lost their father when he went for milk. Mine personally went for cigarettes so I guess the question I have in relation to the above math is if my case is similar and if it is what does that mean for the infinity, I have heard some infinities are larger than others and I am starting to get really worried as I approach 30 if my dad might have passed by the grocery store that had milk and instead gone to a further location, does anyone know if this is a certainty? Math is amazing and I love how after all these years I am starting to realize I can answer this question that haunted my younger self.

The deep voice and repetitive words. Truly a Khan Academy enthusiast 👌

I showed this video to a friend of mine who’s good at math, and he immediately pointed out the flaw with having y as time, only to be immediately shut down because Danz is in fact, Asian.

"Lets just change to a different color here..." Dude. The guy who makes the real videos of these on Kahn Academy literally does this all the time.

Thank you for switching colors. I was getting really confused.

Not even Kahn academy can get my dad back

Imagine a fatherless kid watching this with tears in his eyes. Edit: It's sad to hear there are many of you in the replies who lost their dads 😔, hope ya all have a good life, stay strong homies.👍

The moment I saw the exponential function, I realised dad was never going to come back home.

"I am Asian so I make the rules" an Absolute statement

after doing a full course of khan academy math, this is absolutely perfect in every way, the microphone, the tone of voice, the expression of speech, this is amazing

many thanks for clearing this up, been stuck on this problem for a while

I have a test tomorrow and this helped me a lot, thank you!!!

Me not knowing a single thing he’s talking about: *mhmmm..yes. makes sense* “He’s not coming home” *cries*

I love the Khan academy mannerisms like how he repeats what he's writing. Makes it seem real legit

Thank you for showing me this!!! I’m definitely going to use this on my exam.

I swear to god Im literally crying right now, oh god thank you great algorthim. instant sub

-black board with colored markers, usually green -explains clearly -taking it slow and steady -"ok let's use another color" -repeats himself as he writes it down The prophecy is true, dapz IS Sal from Khan Academy

Hey guys, mathematics major here. Just wanted to let you know that although Dapz's math does seem to be a tad bit questionable in certain areas, you can rest assured that he is in fact 100 % correct. Your dad is never coming back. Also, I did a few of my own calculations and I was able to estimate that the probability that he ever went to the grocery store in the first place is close to none as you can see below: Average Retail Price Of Milk In The U.S. = $3.69 (Nice!) Amount Of "Milk" Money (In USD) That Your Dad Had On Him When He Left For The Store: $3.00 Therefore, 3.00 dollars - 3.69 dollars -------------------- - 0.69 cents - 0.69 cents =/= $3.00 In conclusion, based on the fact that your dad didn't even have enough money to buy milk in the first place, we can conclude that he was in fact using math to elude to the fact that he went to your mom's friend Tracey's house. Edit: Grammer misstakez,

This has to be hands down one of the best videos on KZfaq

this man is the hybrid between a mathematician and a comedian

Every single detail is on point, the acting, the microphone, the resolution, the thumbnail, everything. I cannot image how much time he spent making this so accurate, huge props

The fact that his voice is really serious makes this joke even more funny.

Came here for homework and to review for an upcoming exam! Helped a lot!

its crazy how dapz is just making up this stuff but it actually makes sense

The way he goes "distance, ᵈᶦˢᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ" and "time, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ" is so on point its hilarious

Finally, someone out here teaching math with real life applications. This should be taught in every public school across America.

The way he repeats the word as he writes it lol so accurate

Him switching to a different color is so Khan academy authentic 2:00

As a mathematician for 69 years in his field as a world-renowned physicist, I can confirm that his answers and working are correct

Right before your dad leaves, look him in the eyes and say, “B-but- we already have milk..”

Thank you. You have helped me a ton.

I'm gonna share this to my father and will eagerly wait for his reaction!!!

This is an absolute fucking masterpiece.

This is so fucking accurate, the art style, the voice quality, the colors, the mouse, literally everything.

Thank you for this helpful informative video. I'm a college currently trying to make it through exams and words can't express how much this has helped me!

I was going to learn multi variable calculus for this, thank god you saved a lot of time

I heard my friends talking about this at school. I didn't know it was dapz. I am so happy that the vid has got 0ver 9milion. I subbed when he had like 100 subs. Hopefully he gets better and better

‘I’m Asian, I make maths rules.’ A professor of mine who’s native British said basically the same thing in a lecture, ‘I’m a mathematician, I’m allowed to define notations.’

*this man has transcended all fields of mathematical science, I say we nominate him for a nobel prize*

thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams, im free now, my mind is at ease.

thank you for putting an end to my questions

The repetition of "distance", "asian", "3 dollars", etc were so on point😂😂

"Because I am Asian, and I get to break Math rules" my stomach fkin hurts

I can’t believe I watched this whole thing as if I’m taking a lecture. You earn a like and comment.

Well thought. I recently learned about these graphs and equations and they are actually completely correct.

"I'm just going to switch to a different color here..." This made me laugh uncontrollably

Explained what hours of lecture and therapy couldn't. You honestly made this explanation very clear and simple, unlike my professor and school psychologist. Thank you!

alright, thanks for informing me on this very important information.

you're only missing the "i'll see you in the next video.", but the hard cuts and repeating of the words are spot on.

It's funny how the absolute value graph is actually perfect for this. Neither variable will reach zero.

The fact that this actually helped me to visualize limits as x approaches infinity is amazing

Thank you so much, this question came up in my final exam for BSc Mathematical Sciences Postgraduates degree

so as a ninth grader, this is a complete laugh session and wtf for me, Congrats dude! Loving the work

Plot Twist: Dapz is actually your dad.

this is so on point. the pen, the mouse, the colors, “actually i’ll switch the color,” repeating words, haha

As an Indian who sends all those math tutorials on youtube, I approve of his math criteria and the rules he made. Content validated!

Dapz thank you very very muchhh i passed my exam using this, please make more.. i became honors because of your vids "im not joking"

This is literally so realistic to Sals teaching LOL

Math: who tf are you? Dapz: "i am asian" Math: shiiiii you right, lemme not be math.

This Equasion states, whenever somebody leaves home with more money than you would give him when he returns, will not return.... Thats deep man. Money rules the World.

thanks, i can confirm that this is correct. i am just so glad to see my dad again.

This is perfect. He literally got that Khan feeling perfectly. The same audio quality, speech patterns, tones, and mannerisms.

Professor, I think you forgot a variable. If we accept that my dads life span as an adult male will not exceed 100 years, when plugged into the equation we can see that, at least within the confines of this equation, my dad is already dead, and has been for theoretically infinite years. Now, because infinite stretches forward and backward infinitely, this also presents the genuine possibility that my dad has been mathematically dead forever, and was potentially never alive. This is the advanced mathematical principle known as "imaginary fathers."

Best use of limits I have ever seen. Forget learning physics, learning how the world works and everything, you should just drop it and calculate the time it takes for your dad to come home. I think at a certain point his nose would be almost touching the window but it would never touch.

thx bro, cuz of u, i passed the maths exam yesterday

1:52 “Actually, let’s switch to a different colour here.” So accurate.

I like the idea of time being homogenous to Money over distance.

Man, I’m glad there’s someone else with the same kind of handwriting. I can actually read this tutorial.

Can't wait to find my dad on the way to the grocery store, since he is eternally stuck on route. Thanks Dapz!

This graph actually says that your dad would be standing right outside your home for an infinite amount of time. Like, imagine looking about your window 5 years later and your dads just been standing there slowly drinking the milk he bought 5 years ago.

I love that this implies that your dad gets infinitely close to home.

The drawings, the audio quality. Too accurate

Thank you, sir!