Same I’m crying partly form his grandad and partly from the “you need a haircut”

whoboy11 ii

I was thinking exactly that; I wish more people would be like that.

I would laugh bc somone else laughed ngl 😩

I didnt get it whats funny about it?

Oh calm down

***** ~ I know how you feel. Same thing happened to me when I was younger. Just look at how to appear more confident and carry yourself better. Your dad probably saw how exhausted you were and was implying how you don't know the true meaning of hard work and sacrifice yet, and haven't earned the right to be so exhausted, because I think he'd give anything to be your age again. And your mother? She most likely felt you were possibly going to complain about the rough day you were having. So my advice is this. Next time your dad says that when you come home from school, reply sarcastically saying you feel like you've just pulled a 9 hour shift working as a librarian asking him jokingly, "how do you do it." For your mom say don't worry, I haven't even earned the right to complain yet. And they'll both begin to back off a little, knowing you're under stress but have the willpower to push yourself through it to see the end. Remember, your parents are people too. And are quite possibly suffering from depression. The best thing for them would be to see a counselor like me and my parents did and to find an out of school activity to channel your emotions into. MMA is a great release of stress. Better than sex actually.

CrookedClown 949 He makes up he stories though for comedy. Some are true but he crazy ones are just scripted. It's great comedy though. Also, it's no secret that these aren't real, he'd obviously admit it. Most comedians do this.

CrookedClown 949 my family is strict and serious..

CrookedClown 949 sameeeee

CrookedClown 949 q

aight

Well slap me with a wet ostrich and call me Jerry

ok

Sam Kelly I

bootom

*aggravated yelling*

Both

Vibe check

*Verbal confusion*

Oops.. Do you mean you're trans, like you lost your manliness - or you lost your nan?

AlphaBluehd he most likely means his boyfriend or husband

@@milkisthealmond I think he means his nan

Kerraldine Holland I think you're a stupid. because you're stupid

Psymon Psyduck Ironic you say that but don't put a capital letter after a full stop, fucking syndrome.

Psymon Psyduck Oh look! Forgot that capital letter again ! Dumbass!

And may be used after a comma, it's grammatically correct since a comma only means a pause in reading. Spastic.

Holly Johnson ;)

That's cause they don't need to....

+J31 I know didn't say they did

+Wallnormous this is brand new what you on about

+Ben watson he means they just upload clips of shows he's done

+J31 But a couple of months is hardly old content

It was the balancing bit. Imagining an old person falling over is HILARIOUS.

Looks like ET saw a penis for the first time. "You have eleven fingers? Woooooow...".

best comeback ever though :)

nazim badman r u a furry

NNNOOOO!!! Because my birthdays in July

what month would it be now then?

+kieran mcgookie we will move it to june

+Dat Jess we will give every month 2 or 3 extra days and make February normal. problem solved.

Technically, July was never a part of the calendar before the end of the Romans. They added it to Honour Julius Caesar. Also Sextilus was changed to 'Augustus'.

His nan died, i saw an interview with the guardian from January 2017 and he mentioned his mums eulogy at his nans funeral

She said "You need your hair cut/haircut", if I'm not entirely mistaken :)

+The Kats oh thanks

Well my child, you see... I created some people with absurdly small penises who act on impulse- hoping one or two would just wander into an electric fence in the middle of the night trying to take a shortcut home through the fields... But then you all had to invent the internet and ruin a good thing. Now they just sit at home instead of being added to my, "stupid humans do stupid human things" blooper reel.

Rekamix sorry for your loss

I don't have any family either. Don't even have Pokemon Go! Lol It must be lovely to have a big family like Russell eh.

Toasty that is what comedians tend to do you can't just write a good joke and then throw it away it's called a set that comedians will usually do for their tour and DVD.

its good but u can't deny that its not as funny the second time, and like quite a few of the jokes are the same, like I said, its alright just when its all the same, it means theres no new content at all

Well this is what happens usually the only new content is the interactivity and improvisation between the audience and comedian loads of jokes are just as funny in my opinion the second or third time but comedy is a subjective subject.

also first?

+Great Anomaly nope a guy got here 2 mins earlier

Who that was me haha

The Kobster its just an accent of some sort? They talk that way. I do love you I do to emphasize that they really love each other

I think he still does it'll probably start again soon

MrFlamingGaming he has a new show which is pretty much the same. It’s called the Russell Howard hour on sky