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Chael Sonnen

4 жыл бұрын

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Chael Sonnen talks about how he was almost a mark in the Hollywood scam.

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@KiKarzeeee 4 жыл бұрын

Chael's the greatest pound for pound story teller in combat sports. That was a fascinating story.

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

@Trouser Troll covering his ass 😂😂😂😂

@stevencoardvenice 4 жыл бұрын

The "hole story" was so good it required 2 parts

@dheberto366 4 жыл бұрын

Uncle chael still undefeated Even Hollywood couldn’t beat him

@steve-o8171 4 жыл бұрын

Well....fake Hollywood but yes, still undefeated!

@Yup712 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Chael has enough honesty and integrity to talk about something like this. Every time I listen to him my respect for him grows.

@David98004 3 жыл бұрын

You must not know Chael then lmao this is a made up story 😂 its all entertainment bro just Google Dana Lanley she doesn't exist

@Hose-A 3 жыл бұрын

How does it show integrity?

@ChaelSonnenMMA 2 жыл бұрын

@@David98004 he's told this story before. He's very good at remembering lies if this is fake.

@David98004 2 жыл бұрын

@@ChaelSonnenMMA Well then let me ask you a question, did you google Dana Lanley? Huh Dummy!

@viveriveniversumvivusvici8915 2 жыл бұрын

@el pistolero ...okay now look up Donna Langley (which is what Chael said) and tell me who the dummy is lol!!!

@erikhellum649 4 жыл бұрын

I just got back from Area 51 with audio evidence of Tito screaming “tap”, video of Nogiera brothers feeding a buss carrot, finale of the deep dish pizza trilogy and where Kevin Lee fits into all this

@wut3358 4 жыл бұрын

That's great but we still don't know, just how good is Conor McGregor?

@timephire 4 жыл бұрын

That's great but let me offer you this...

@Xivinux 4 жыл бұрын

Erik Hellum man fuck you man

@TD1021- 4 жыл бұрын

Erik please tell us where kevin lee fits into all this? We've been dying to know for a couple years now

@tmzebe530 4 жыл бұрын

lol at all these comments on this post. You guys are awesome.

@jollymelloncolly 4 жыл бұрын

Chael tells the FBI "I am from the mean streets of West Lynn, I do not snitch, I will track these bandits down and crush them with the biggest guns in Oregon".

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I heard that in my head in chaels voice lol

@milfshake6969 4 жыл бұрын

Linn*

@darrylkemp3253 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@joshw7974 4 жыл бұрын

They probably tried catfishing Chael using the FBI stuff too. Catfish-ception.

@douglasenzor48 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a damn gangster

@AyooSCHA 4 жыл бұрын

Chael to Hollywood: I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

@leewang8344 4 жыл бұрын

GreatS95 magnificent comment

@andremartins2831 4 жыл бұрын

Freaking amateurs

@ishmael802 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@TD1021- 4 жыл бұрын

Bro lmao this just popped me you win this comment section 🏆

@alexvswrld 4 жыл бұрын

lmao, then he goes for the takedown

@thedoublechamp9319 4 жыл бұрын

Chael “kiss me baby”Sonnen.😂

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Blowing the kissy face lol

@thepunisher6674 4 жыл бұрын

You mean Hollywood was about to become the next victim of Chael p sonnen

@TD1021- 4 жыл бұрын

Hollywood tapped out to my Uncle Chael

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

@@TD1021- 😂😂😂😂😂

@GBLgaming 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@alcottdevalte7440 4 жыл бұрын

Chael can make Hollywood tap out anytime...

@monty1691 4 жыл бұрын

Hayden Donadio okay great

@tropictom5996 4 жыл бұрын

You messed up. The film is real. It’s working title is: “The Passion of the Chael”

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

We know, we know... 🙏🏻😁

@joshgross8741 4 жыл бұрын

Passion yes.

@MrJuggernautishere 4 жыл бұрын

Chael vs the Devil: Make it happen Dana

@OpnDoarPlcy 2 жыл бұрын

Discrete passion, four days worth.

@jonhammer1596 4 жыл бұрын

The real joke is on Hollywood by not giving him a role in a movie .

@ernestolopez5501 4 жыл бұрын

Chael’s got stories I’ll give him that

@SA77888 4 жыл бұрын

has he got stories for days?

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Love his stories

@crowtein6104 4 жыл бұрын

You’ll give him whatever he wants!

@westie0113uk 4 жыл бұрын

You will give him nothing, if he wants it he will take it.

@Ruthless88 4 жыл бұрын

first tip off should be clint eastwood doing a 300 million dollar movie.. not his style

@samuelwoods164 4 жыл бұрын

Ha, I just made a comment about this, he gets 90 million from the studio, spends 30 and pockets 60.

@broskiproductions49 4 жыл бұрын

There's so much passion involved when I see Chael upload. Me, the boys, and Chael, all hanging out. Lot of passion involved

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Blowing the kissy face lol

@mrwenzie 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@charlieoronzon7108 3 жыл бұрын

are carrots involved too?

@gregpulham307 2 жыл бұрын

No discretion apparently 🙄😅

@anthonybyne2724 4 жыл бұрын

Chael is the only man alive that could tell this story and keep me entertained, and force me to watch until the very end 😁

@gees8892 4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could play kissey face over the phone with Chael

@broskiproductions49 4 жыл бұрын

This killed me.

@abramporras7877 4 жыл бұрын

You gay af

@josiffexplosiff1 4 жыл бұрын

Why

@gees8892 4 жыл бұрын

@@josiffexplosiff1 Conor and Khabib merged together like that looks like Dan Hooker

@kamtroy2527 4 жыл бұрын

@@abramporras7877 It was a joke, relax.

@MARBLEFLOWZ 4 жыл бұрын

Chael's arms are way to big for Hollywood.

@TD1021- 4 жыл бұрын

Cant believe they fit on camera that 1 day with Ariel

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Theres no capable camera invented yet. His camera theres 5 miles away

@sandeepathwal4188 4 жыл бұрын

Yep biggest in Oregan....Lol

@Azertylolz 4 жыл бұрын

The long awaited sequel of the infamous carrot incident

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

How hungry was the bus???

@chrishilfiger7892 4 жыл бұрын

That happened

@WhoDoYouThinkYouAreIam027 2 жыл бұрын

I’m here after listening to Stephen Thompson’s brother’s story, crazy stuff.

@TheSharkbite1 4 жыл бұрын

Ever since Chael started doing movie reviews Hollywood has been trying to play the Organ Gangster.

@burnintrees420 4 жыл бұрын

Oregon*

@Gary-tz5qm 4 жыл бұрын

Connor L yeah Chael isn’t just the gangster of Oregon, he’s also the organ gangster on the black market.

@TD1021- 4 жыл бұрын

The organ gangster sounds like some human trafficking twisted shit. My Uncle Chael is the American Gangster from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Get it right buddeh(bisping voice)

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Lol Hollywood won't defeat him

@esfitnesspro2455 4 жыл бұрын

Organs eh?

@NaughtyNomadFitness 4 жыл бұрын

Brendan Shworb quickly scribbling down cliff notes so he can regurgitate a lesser version of this fantastic story at his next special

@migeruudesu 4 жыл бұрын

now I'm imagining Bill Goldberg doing kissy faces

@UnkleBot 4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooooooooo

@micahwest2793 4 жыл бұрын

Chael again proving why he's the GOAT shouting out The Jerky Boys

@shawnsimmons697 4 жыл бұрын

Come on Stallone! Chael for Expendables 4!

@shawnsimmons697 4 жыл бұрын

So was Dolph Lundgren

@shawnsimmons697 4 жыл бұрын

Or have a part like Steve Austin had in the Original?

@ShahPhilLeotardo 2 жыл бұрын

The Passion 2, The Passion of The Sonnen Staring Uncle Chael THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL!

@brandons2079 4 жыл бұрын

Your kidneys, Chael, your kidneys were the payoff.

@jamesieco-de2000 4 жыл бұрын

Love that he sits indoors all day talking to himself and sticks it up on KZfaq for us to see

@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын

He's talking to us, the Sonnenites, bow down to your master.

@aaronbeal2607 4 жыл бұрын

1 more for the Highlight reel..... 1 more for the Bad Guy!!!

@hiphop90130 4 жыл бұрын

A man from Oregon wont fall into the traps of big league Hollywood

@burnintrees420 4 жыл бұрын

Boom; write the script guys

@rajnnd7313 2 жыл бұрын

Chael is a man of passion and discretion.

@JK-nq6ju 2 жыл бұрын

Love the way you told the FBI that you wouldn't press charges because it was a prank lol. 100% agree. Have an Awesome day Uncle Chael!

@ricky5369 Жыл бұрын

or because it's a lot of work. It's why I didn't press charges on my mom's boyfriend for hitting me

@hansteevO0666 3 жыл бұрын

This is the most relatable offering from Uncle Chael yet.. he truly is one of the real ones

@mattrc77 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats "Get In The Hole".

@mohamedaboanas6707 4 жыл бұрын

Yh that was fucked up

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Steve needs to get back in the hole after disrespecting the bad guy

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

@@mohamedaboanas6707 there was another one quite recently

@k.byrnmr9402 4 жыл бұрын

Max77 But come on, hearing Chael saying ‘Kiss me Baby’ is definitely one of the highlights for the decade.

@barringtonfisher87 4 жыл бұрын

Disturbing. If it makes Chael uneasy, you know its bad

@jackofbee 4 жыл бұрын

I have to say uncle Chael is by far my favorite KZfaqR and this story made me laugh so hard!!! thank you very much for the laugh my friend,really needed it

@shanemedlin9400 2 жыл бұрын

I tried to resist watching this one, finally gave in, and now I'm super glad I did. Also, wouldn't Chael make a great action movie good guy? Yes. Steely-eyed hero fodder, right there.

@themindofjonathan3686 4 жыл бұрын

Chael was about to get Weinsteined!!!!

@dpwhale 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing this story, man. Great laugh, and a valuable lesson!

@chad2208 4 жыл бұрын

Once of the most fascinating stories ever told by the Great Uncle.

@newbc9806 4 жыл бұрын

I respect that you're willing to put this story out there.

@Averageamer 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone else just love listening to these? I don't care what uncle chael makes sense video about.. I live alone. And I love to just spark a blunt.. And talk to chael.. keep up this good stuff man. I'm sure you are helping to save a lot of lonely people out here. Even if you have nothing to talk about.. Please post a video saying that. Thank you unc

@andrewparker7110 4 жыл бұрын

just found you show today and am now binge-watching your episodes. And i enjoyed your career in MMA. Keep up all the good work

@psyience3213 4 жыл бұрын

Man, you got the best stories. I think part of that is your lack of shame (in a good way) most people would be too embarrassed to tell that story, even though it's hilarious with the kissy face and everything. Gold man.

@tgf-d3934 3 жыл бұрын

This has so much wisdom! Thank you Uncle Chael!

@tmzebe530 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing this. Well worth the 20 mins.

@skepticalfox5885 4 жыл бұрын

I thought at the end Chael was gonna say it was Bisping the whole time lol

@Thakurufaan 4 жыл бұрын

One law enforcement agency to the other.. FBI to Chael P FBI should stay in their jurisdiction

@leonardhill4440 4 жыл бұрын

Chael is NEVER.....EVER...boring. Sucks because I was running late and I began listening and I realized this is too good and had to listen to all of it.

@StevenBeshears420 4 жыл бұрын

But how does Betty White fit into all this?

@civil5523 4 жыл бұрын

This scam is as prevalent as the GOAT assures. I have been on the hook for a “Wall Street venture capitalist” for what was supposed to be a month.. now going on three.. doing free work left and right to get this million dollar chance of a lifetime. Thanks Chael, once again defeating the bad guy

@vlada 4 жыл бұрын

I recognize the statue on the table. it was used in the 80s comedy Top Secret,... some kind of Intruder.

@autismwalk6855 4 жыл бұрын

Hollywood seems pretty weird. Sort of manipulative and shady.... No thank you to that way of "life."

@derrickduncan6667 3 жыл бұрын

I love your honesty. Hard to find people who aren’t hypocrites

@Bjarku 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: it really was Donna and Chael passed up the role of a lifetime

@everythingisawesome76 2 жыл бұрын

Love his response. I have so little respect for Hollywood or the actors who sell their souls for fame.

@jcgillin51 4 жыл бұрын

Happens all the time you handled it well the sad thing is some people get caught up in the scams and lose everything.

@matthewcarpenter5182 2 жыл бұрын

Chael, you're hilarious. 2 former world class cage fighters... "I did the kissy face with her" "Yeah, me too" Lol

@OddPets247 4 жыл бұрын

How could anyone attempt to scam The Last Real American Gangster????

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Blowing the kissy face lol

@mmatrainee 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't respect actors", I knew I was on to something here

@Frip36 4 жыл бұрын

Only halfway through. Chael is awesome. Can you imagine trying to out-fox Chael? Gonna finish tomorrow. Storytelling genius.

@LeevitDeBeeva 4 жыл бұрын

I'm still salty that the Academy snubbed you for your epic performance in Grudge Match. Keep your head up Chael

@steveannetts9909 2 жыл бұрын

Love Chaels Honestly and what a story. There is no one better at telling them.

@joedanunyo 4 жыл бұрын

Greatest story from the greatest story teller thus far......

@ian5956 4 жыл бұрын

John Lewis is a store in the uk

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking that's what he meant theres a John Lewis call centre next to where I live lol

@candacecravesblackcockcovi2774 4 жыл бұрын

John Lewis was a sea shanti wasn’t it?

@NicolaMaxwell 4 жыл бұрын

@@candacecravesblackcockcovi2774 😂😂😂😂

@basmatiChawal24-7 4 жыл бұрын

“They want a John Cena type but not Cena” lol

@davescott1491 2 жыл бұрын

No matter how you cut it, Chael S is a very cool dude. He neutered some fraud (ok funny) artists without throwing a punch! And at the same time he provided a very valid public safety message, at his own expense! I have followed you for years and you improve like fine wine. Keep it coming mate.

@croatiansensation09 4 жыл бұрын

I always love story time with uncle chael!

@CatsNCadillacs 4 жыл бұрын

The most important question was not answered....did Goldberg do the kissy face?

@carlosc6629 Жыл бұрын

17:45 much respect for not taking a prank call that serious Lmao Last of a dying breed

@JK-tk8cg 2 жыл бұрын

Chael can spin a great yarn! Ya gotta Love this. I can just hear him blowing kisses to this chic! LMAO 🤣

@KRAUCH74 4 жыл бұрын

I love how you you can self analyse without bias, Ive done it my whole life but seeing someone else do it now realise how rare it is , Im also a world champ at an extreme sport (Paintball) maybe knowing ur good at something is what allows one to admit ur not good at everything..

@ThisIsNotYourFriend Жыл бұрын

I can't tell if you're being serious when you call Paintball an extreme sport?

@tb303wpf1 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time! Uncle Chael knew what was happening. 😂😂😂😂😂

@zakologypreviouslyortonbra6922 4 жыл бұрын

so many unanswered questions

@thescribbler5300 4 жыл бұрын

NEVER willingly talk to the FBI or Law Enforcement without contacting an attorney. ------- Chael is a smart man.

@devastator3904 4 жыл бұрын

Chael, forget the Nate Diaz fish taco story, THIS is your Charlie Murphy Hollywood story! This is outstanding, pls give us more!

@bloneyo1 4 жыл бұрын

Im sending back the Bad Guy Inc. shirt, Your gettin Soft, LOL

@iyana8234 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that it was from England would of been my first red flag. WhatsApp would of been my second red flag. The third would of been Donna being put on the phone 2 days in a row I also would of hung up after the first kiss me baby she said to me

@rawford89 4 жыл бұрын

You would of, you could of. It's all bullshit bro nobody rings you.

@kylerconnell840 4 жыл бұрын

Damn it you're a fun storyteller. For as long as you're talking I'll be listening - thanks Chael

@irishmancheckinin6540 4 жыл бұрын

I cant believe I stayed for all of this but I could not pull myself away. 😁 How does he do it.

@UnkleBot 4 жыл бұрын

king amongst men

@jamboy3 2 жыл бұрын

I am in the same boat...I can't stop watching each episode...Chael is a master.

@williamr5371 4 жыл бұрын

Of course Uncle. We all remember John Lewis 🙄 Summary of story?: Uncle had phone sex 😂😂😂

@UnkleBot 4 жыл бұрын

lmaoooooooooooo

@scoggzap 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO! This is a GREAT one1🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@u.s.-sheepdog4761 4 жыл бұрын

That was f%@kin great..!🤣🤣🤣

@AkilMcLeod 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best story tellers of all time!

@shoazdon7000 2 жыл бұрын

This whole segment should be on a gta radio show. The kiss me baby and the way he mimicked it sounds exactly like how rockstar would paradoy a movie director 😂😂😂😂😂

@robcoIncorp 4 жыл бұрын

19 minutes of pure gold!

@patsorge7804 4 жыл бұрын

Chael you remind me of my dad Watching your videos makes me happy

@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын

Chael "I ain't saying nothing" Sonnen.

@Starking_45 4 жыл бұрын

Which begs the question... Just how good is Donna Langley?

@gavinminty4974 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha “next to Ari.” Uncle Chael is a man of dignified Television tastes.

@ranvirkapadia5942 4 жыл бұрын

Chael you machine😂 Much love from Australia you ledge🙏🏽😘

@CalvinHolysticChristianCoach 4 жыл бұрын

Best storyteller lol you did it again ol' Chael

@marshallmatters69 2 жыл бұрын

Chael story time. More like this man.

@Seanus32 4 жыл бұрын

Chael, avoid Nigerian 'princes' offering you huge prizes. They are true pros ;)

@guyfromBR 4 жыл бұрын

You know that this is "the End of Times" when somebody tries to scam a Master Prankster. We're doomed, folks, run for the hills...

@rustedgreen5916 4 жыл бұрын

Lol this is so good. Hollywood is so corrupt. You were going to be on the casting coach Chael to pleasure her.

@trymonths8882 4 жыл бұрын

Class act by Chael for just laughing at the situation and not making it a big deal. Perhaps is just a prankster and the FBI is going to screw his life smh

@dailybs555 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks Chael, now I know about these things, it helped me!

@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын

Chael needs to do a movie about MMA. There has never been a good MMA movie.

@smac919 4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of Adel Altamimi..? His story would make for a fucking insane movie.. He was an Iraqi who helped our Marines by driving military vehicles and translating, Al Qaeda ended up figuring out he was helping and kidnapped him and his brothers. His brothers ended up being decapitated and as they walked behind to kill Adel, he heard a huge explosive go off and boots running all around him and someone screaming, " US MARINES " and was saved and brought back to America. He fights in Bellator now, he is a Kyokushin Karate World Champ and has some insane grapple skills.. hes like a Mini GSP. Americans do some dumb shit sometimes, but hearing some giant burly dude scream, " US MARINES." right before your heads about to be cut off would be the best sound in the universe.

@broskiproductions49 4 жыл бұрын

I thought Warrior was good just because it hit pretty close to home. But 100%. American Gangster takes Hollywood

@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын

@j q I'll have to check that out it's Nick Nolte and he's usually good.

@bedp 4 жыл бұрын

Check out the show Kingdom. It's not a movie but its by far the best fictionalization of MMA in any medium. Warrior is also excellent though.

@mrdjango1977 4 жыл бұрын

Never back down?