I Gotta Have S3X with Jude Law | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 92

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THE BABES ARE LETTING IT OUT TODAY! Sal can't stand the couch in our studio. Give us the .3 of your fortune Elon!! Crazy how money means nothing to some people. How much money is too much? Chris does mushrooms for the first time on his podcast ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ Jude Law's child took ecstasy by accident at her birthday party. WTF is GMT time?!?! Chris forces Sal to host a party for his daughter in 9 years. Sal admits he needs to have s3x with Jude Law. The babes talk their best birthdays. The alamo draft house is FUN. Something HILARIOUS happened at a party at Joey Roses. Chris has GRIPES with the police for a speeding ticket. Sal pulls over Chris. Sal talks about how it felt to do Hot Ones. Chris gets caught flexing! The babes talk what drugs they wanna do together. HEY BABE!
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00:00 intro
1:17 Hate the Couch
2:57 Hate on Elon Musk
5:35 Chris Did Mushrooms on this couch
6:53 FMK law and order , hey Jude or Jude law
8:03 Toddler takes ecstasy by accident
8:50 what is GMT
11:46 Soho House Childhood Birthday Party
15:30 Chris’ Surprise Birthday that Joe Derosa almost ruined
16:55 100 Bucks Worth of Milkshakes
20:05 Babe Sponsors
24:25 Joe Derosa’s Pig Roast
32:26 Best Excuse to get out of a ticket
37:06 Babe Ads
35:29 Complaints to Bloom Cafe
44:07 Flexing Babes +Aftermath of Sal on Hot Ones
53:40 Are Babes Micro-dosing
57:57 Push it to the limit
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@ChrissyChaosClips
@ChrissyChaosClips Жыл бұрын
🙌COME SEE ME LIVE love you babes!!!
@atomthegreat541
@atomthegreat541 Жыл бұрын
what ruins the show and I keep having in the back of my head is you guys are going to start doing all these bullshit ass plugs, I wish you guys should just run a banner on the bottom of the screen and maybe it can just run the whole time or something like that cuz it ruins the show it makes it feel like the whole show is just about the fucking plugs man and it just literally can't get out of my mind that's why I stopped watching the show this is amazing content your platform is fucking badass with these goddamn plugs ruin the show it feels like a fucking mosquito flying around my head just waiting for it to try to land on me and suck the life force out of me Mama these fucking plug through in your show in a major way dude sounds like an Alex Jones show
@tmillz120
@tmillz120 Жыл бұрын
Get deez
@yourmomslvr5622
@yourmomslvr5622 Жыл бұрын
Free Andrew Tate yo bish
@Nora-wd1be
@Nora-wd1be Жыл бұрын
Pimps editing skills has me dying on the face zooms 😂
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын
Weaponized face zooms 😄
@corinneallen7965
@corinneallen7965 Жыл бұрын
Pimp is the bomb 💣 at editing……it makes the podcast better!!!
@bporte3613
@bporte3613 Жыл бұрын
Pimp is the engine that drives 🚗 this thing.
@chilliLRK
@chilliLRK 2 ай бұрын
Yeah and all that is gone now with this new guy who doesn’t know wtf he is doing
@MassiveScore
@MassiveScore Жыл бұрын
"It was the biggest song of the 80s" It wasn't. "It won a grammy" It won nothing.
@seanireland7621
@seanireland7621 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy and Sal. If you’re reading (and we know you are), How do you solve a problem like Maria is definitely from The Sound of Music. Stay woke. Love ya babes
@jamielogan7906
@jamielogan7906 Жыл бұрын
Just about to write the same thing! 😂 😂 ☮️
@mayamattison
@mayamattison Жыл бұрын
“How do you solve a problem like Maria? It’s from West Side Story” I almost spit out my drink lmao happy Thursday babes!!
@jordanpruitt6127
@jordanpruitt6127 Жыл бұрын
This made me unreasonably angry 🤣
@hoshi2063
@hoshi2063 Жыл бұрын
I came to the comments looking for this validation, thank you 🙏😂
@OneBoredSoul
@OneBoredSoul Жыл бұрын
@Grace same
@ashleyblack2302
@ashleyblack2302 Жыл бұрын
Seriously! I almost wrecked my car!
@naderissa9625
@naderissa9625 Жыл бұрын
I assumed somebody would correct him lol
@HeyImJWB
@HeyImJWB Жыл бұрын
i'm an audio listener most of time & i love how they never say what costume/props they're wearing 😂
@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🪩🪩🪩
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын
But they could at least sing some Run dmc songs.
@hunterbieneman7044
@hunterbieneman7044 Жыл бұрын
TAKE IT UP WITH THE BLOOM CAFE!
@snavisTM
@snavisTM Жыл бұрын
There's no "the"
@John_Guice
@John_Guice Жыл бұрын
@@snavisTM TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE
@dinomerk9149
@dinomerk9149 Жыл бұрын
The milkshake story of his daughter ordering 5 had me 💀🤣
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын
Awe Sal seems so bummed "why do you wait to do all your drugs when I'm not around".
@StuSoprano
@StuSoprano Жыл бұрын
Chrissy or Pimpy how did you just breeze past Sal saying he's never watched an episode of Law & Order!?!?!?!
@sharonbull4303
@sharonbull4303 Жыл бұрын
Right???
@Eralen00
@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын
I never have either... I've seen parts of episodes but it never held my attention enough to watch a full one
@Pinkricaan
@Pinkricaan Жыл бұрын
Neither have I... if you love, truly love true crime; Im talking since Unsolved Mysteries L&O is not it
@crh4878
@crh4878 Жыл бұрын
Good for him. Me too.
@gingerarab7693
@gingerarab7693 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting a “take it up with Bloom Cafe” after they were talking about the June 10th vs. October 6th discussion
@delinquentjon3446
@delinquentjon3446 Жыл бұрын
I just called bloom cafe said “TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE” n hung up
@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@megbed2685
@megbed2685 Жыл бұрын
Mariaaaa…”the hills are alive with the sound of music” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Brookerulezz
@Brookerulezz Жыл бұрын
This episode is fucking hilarious per usual
@Los32
@Los32 Жыл бұрын
When Chris, in his hat and glasses, said "I just want to let the audience know dont fuck with me" my sip of beer almost flew out of my nose 😂
@as.197
@as.197 Жыл бұрын
Dude WHAT did Ian Fidance do to that couch?!!!
@80mittens30years
@80mittens30years Жыл бұрын
Good Mythical Morning reference. Outstanding
@glenngalea
@glenngalea Жыл бұрын
"Why the country of Peru hasn't yet made a chocolate drink named Peruhu, is beyond me" Life is good y'all
@jilllivingston7935
@jilllivingston7935 Жыл бұрын
Derosa seems like a fentanyl guy
@hello-de9rk
@hello-de9rk 12 күн бұрын
HELP ME
@md7917
@md7917 Жыл бұрын
The flex had me dead 💀just showing the audience what’s up 🤣
@thijsfb
@thijsfb Жыл бұрын
YAS BABES ITS THUUUUUUURSDAAAAAAY. Make no mistake i love the guest but ya can't beat good ol' chrissy babes and sally babes, godbless
@jasonbenitez2281
@jasonbenitez2281 Жыл бұрын
hahaha im pretty sure delilah needs her own show soon if she keeps giving chris material
@jodiescookin1
@jodiescookin1 Жыл бұрын
The babes alone are ALWAYS the freaking BEST!!! You never need guests! You two together are pure GOLD!!!!
@JimmyLBass
@JimmyLBass Жыл бұрын
You guys have such a great chemistry and natural conversation flow. Always funny and engaging. Love the show.
@sleepyhouse10
@sleepyhouse10 Жыл бұрын
13 mins in and still no explanation for their outfits. Love you babes
@teelorp8306
@teelorp8306 Жыл бұрын
It was because of the intro song.
@sleepyhouse10
@sleepyhouse10 Жыл бұрын
@@teelorp8306 no shit?? Ok I gotta back 😘
@cherryrosesxo
@cherryrosesxo Жыл бұрын
This might be the best outfits they ever wore 😎
@loveshadowdays
@loveshadowdays Жыл бұрын
having a new hey babe every thursday after working a double is saving me every week
@HeyBabepod
@HeyBabepod Жыл бұрын
FLEXING BABES TODAY 😂
@joshroutt18
@joshroutt18 Жыл бұрын
BLAKA BLAKA killed me forreal 😂😂😂
@kylethem9969
@kylethem9969 Жыл бұрын
Is there a patreon tier that gets you on the guest list for Delilah’s sweet 16?
@kendamartins2930
@kendamartins2930 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@calevy7099
@calevy7099 Жыл бұрын
West Side Story? Oh, Sal. This is how we KNOW Sal is straight. 🤦🏽‍♂️
@ChrissyChaosClips
@ChrissyChaosClips Жыл бұрын
BABES ARE FLEXING STRONG TODAY 😅😅
@nelsonmarie1018
@nelsonmarie1018 Жыл бұрын
HAPPY THURSDAY BABES
@laineyh06
@laineyh06 Жыл бұрын
Just bought one of Sal’s hoodies! I love you guys so much! Definitely my favorite podcast! Keep it up! 💙
@harrisonspiers3973
@harrisonspiers3973 Жыл бұрын
Was watching the podcast when my car was stolen and before they sped off the podcast played through the car. Hopefully they become new listeners
@zackattack9228
@zackattack9228 Жыл бұрын
Bro 😭
@Superpatriotism
@Superpatriotism Жыл бұрын
That GMM jingle had me dying😂😂😭
@MSpight
@MSpight Жыл бұрын
Bloom Cafe could so easily capitalize on this pod. They should lean into the popularity and adopt “take it up with Bloom Cafe” into their business model.
@willvr4
@willvr4 Жыл бұрын
Bloom Cafe has 5 stars on Yelp simply because of this podcast. All of the reviews are completely nonsensical haha
@isabellacarter3596
@isabellacarter3596 Жыл бұрын
from west side story i’m cracking up hahahahaha
@1017KushNoLove
@1017KushNoLove 17 күн бұрын
Sal killed that pulling over Chris bit, it’s almost like he’s been doing improv for decades 😂
@JayMac
@JayMac Жыл бұрын
If Chris says that he tripped when he micro dosed a micro dose thats just weird af.. He’s basically peer pressured himself into doing it and he didn’t even do it lol
@lovenatwolff08
@lovenatwolff08 Жыл бұрын
They way bloom cafes yelp is popping off rn lol
@mbuggin1976
@mbuggin1976 Жыл бұрын
Love this pod
@marikaharrison341
@marikaharrison341 Жыл бұрын
"Gripe time" I love it!!!
@nicolatirrell3639
@nicolatirrell3639 Жыл бұрын
Hey babes! This is why I love Thursdays! 🥰
@LuizHenriquePinho87
@LuizHenriquePinho87 Жыл бұрын
Nicola I love Fridays
@emilydowling964
@emilydowling964 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the EARLY episodes, love to see it
@ohoward512
@ohoward512 Жыл бұрын
There's no such thing as "micro dosing fentanyl", Chrissy Contraband. You're either all in or all out on that one.
@suzannelynch3688
@suzannelynch3688 Жыл бұрын
The car segment 😂😂 Pimpy's editing is 🔥😂
@sharistiglic6869
@sharistiglic6869 Жыл бұрын
I just checked help reviews. Hysterical!!! Bloom cafe in Staten island NY. Wonderful inside joke with the Hey Babe community
@clydefr0g
@clydefr0g Жыл бұрын
Thirsty Thursday’s for my two daddies as per.❤️‍🔥
@jessicaalexis99
@jessicaalexis99 Жыл бұрын
Crissy chaos and hey babe literally get me through my week 😭
@SarahYOUTwo
@SarahYOUTwo Жыл бұрын
Finally one with sal and Chris !!!!!
@Trevor_Swanson
@Trevor_Swanson Жыл бұрын
Took me 59 minutes to realize Chris wore a fedora for the entire episode. lolol
@younggxxy1324
@younggxxy1324 Жыл бұрын
The edit with the car did it for me 😭
@mikedavis6022
@mikedavis6022 Жыл бұрын
Mushroom Café
@tylivinlife2238
@tylivinlife2238 Жыл бұрын
Love these guys, do the wings definitely good content!!
@returnovthemac
@returnovthemac Жыл бұрын
Another great episode of The Short Tongue podcast!
@cb7pwn
@cb7pwn Жыл бұрын
the positive energy and laughs these 2 have together, mixed with the producer makes this one of the best comedy podcasts out there, love this
@LoloFbabyy
@LoloFbabyy Жыл бұрын
That Babbel promo tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get back in babbel babes! The Spanish and French not hitting yet
@novalyn.acidgin
@novalyn.acidgin Жыл бұрын
This was a great episode lol Also mushrooms and hot sauce noooooooooo 😭💯 😂😂😂😂 lord have mercy lol id be on literal fire. 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️💯
@JorgesUsername
@JorgesUsername Жыл бұрын
16:22. I love Sal's laugh. Haha
@shelbyann5672
@shelbyann5672 Жыл бұрын
I am loving the babes outfits!!!
@Magnicifent
@Magnicifent Жыл бұрын
Great job Pimpy. We love ya.
@danielpaone6022
@danielpaone6022 Жыл бұрын
love the outfits, when is the step up competition 🤣😂♥️
@MicheleCT1004
@MicheleCT1004 Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️ with the Babbel spot. LMFAO!!!
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you guys still remember Rockapella!
@jiqueajackson
@jiqueajackson Жыл бұрын
:26 seconds into the podcast and Sal already made me spit out my soup
@starrfishes
@starrfishes Жыл бұрын
Such a good episode
@bj_ohnson
@bj_ohnson Жыл бұрын
There’s a man that lived near where I grew up and he had a sheet of acid taped to his back and sweat so much it soaked into his skin and for the rest of his life he has thought he is a glass of orange juice and refuses to sit/ lay down because he thought he would spill (and die..) his legs are enormous and swelled up from always standing. I believe he’s still roaming around that area ! Craziness.
@AloisWeimar
@AloisWeimar Жыл бұрын
funny I heard a similar bullshit suburban legend the exact same in the 80’s fake then, just as fake now
@jeffysoule2076
@jeffysoule2076 Жыл бұрын
I may or may not have been stoned but, that Babel ad had me on the floor.
@malshepard749
@malshepard749 Жыл бұрын
Love yall babies
@hypnopump
@hypnopump Жыл бұрын
LOL "the US has stacks and stacks"
@fredychicano654
@fredychicano654 Жыл бұрын
Sal you and your jokers friends had me rolling on HOTONES
@Eralen00
@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын
What's Ho Tones? Is that like a singing show for ho's?
@sarahcotterswank4251
@sarahcotterswank4251 Жыл бұрын
Everybody’s workin’ for the HEY BABE 🎶 TGI-Thursday babes 💕
@PolarBlairGaming
@PolarBlairGaming Жыл бұрын
This podcast has gone from good to great, to awesome, to amazing, to unbelievable.
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын
🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂
@kimberlymoquett2794
@kimberlymoquett2794 Жыл бұрын
so crazy that Alamo is a new thing up there because it’s the standard in Texas! Lol
@jayjason2517
@jayjason2517 Жыл бұрын
Doing mushrooms and eating spicy wings would be wild.
@christinechin1909
@christinechin1909 Жыл бұрын
Love ❤️ these guys 😁
@hypnosis4207
@hypnosis4207 Жыл бұрын
Let's go babes!
@kylecantlon8690
@kylecantlon8690 Жыл бұрын
Sally and Chrissy both look good in the bucket hats to be completely honest
@cegraziano1LOVE
@cegraziano1LOVE Жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell them Steve Jobs is dead lol
@crismas13
@crismas13 Жыл бұрын
Delilah probably meant to write “S” for small
@ghostofpbnj_
@ghostofpbnj_ Жыл бұрын
I need my Cardboard babe back he makes my week!
@KittyVice
@KittyVice Жыл бұрын
Watching this stoned is amazing ❤️😀
@jasonwildboy3614
@jasonwildboy3614 Жыл бұрын
Great show 👍 👏 👌
@BazookaTooth707
@BazookaTooth707 Жыл бұрын
Here in California you can pay for a ticket via credit card but you have to pay a $50 service fee. How ridiculous is that?
@danidan9917
@danidan9917 Жыл бұрын
I got tickets for Belfast - can't wait for the chaos to come to the capital babes
@PsychoActivisionATL
@PsychoActivisionATL Жыл бұрын
Sal got the musical wrong! “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria” is from The Sound of Music, he’s thinking of “Maria” from West Side Story
@allisonorourke9192
@allisonorourke9192 Жыл бұрын
Get rid of the couch and wide shot! Go back to the tight shot on older eps! Love ya babes!
@shadowsbruther
@shadowsbruther Жыл бұрын
He’s right about Alamo drafthouse, we have them in Texas. They’re awesome
@JayMac
@JayMac Жыл бұрын
Chris is the walking definition of misinformation at this point.. Micro dosing fentanyl? Woof🤦‍♂️😆
@kelbystewart4325
@kelbystewart4325 Жыл бұрын
The Hello Fresh spa ad is my favorite, invite me next time tho.
@Wtfplsstfu
@Wtfplsstfu Жыл бұрын
Pimpy needs his own cam. Just for when he laughs...that laugh is so contagious man
@Wtfplsstfu
@Wtfplsstfu Жыл бұрын
Love you hearting it...now do it babe 😉
@MadisonJ1998
@MadisonJ1998 Жыл бұрын
“Where in the world is Chris…” ummmm was this a GMM reference? Lmaooo I’m dying now
@whodissis1
@whodissis1 Жыл бұрын
1:00:02 the random “shout out to Peru 🇵🇪” 😂 😂 thx 4 da luv babes! 😂
@ashleyguzman4877
@ashleyguzman4877 Жыл бұрын
I'll be seeing Chris at cobbs on the 10th! Can't wait! 😁
@odeltrebor
@odeltrebor Жыл бұрын
😂 Future classic episode
@Beechwood.Barber
@Beechwood.Barber Жыл бұрын
Microdose shroomies 0.74 and this epi ouff then they mentioned shroomies again at the end 🤣🤣
@elusion23one41
@elusion23one41 Жыл бұрын
You should make that a thing. "Where in the world is Chrissy?"
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