I love that the security guard has a goldfish memory. U can leave and come back extremely pregnant and she will 100% believe you

Why is no one talking about how they put the popcorn FROM THE MOVIE THEATER into boxing gloves to ”sneak” them in You are allowed to bring movie theater popcorn into the theater, thats why its there

"A mermaid eating fish feels like some kind of cannibalism" Wait til you find out what most fish eat, Jarvis.

"don't you hate it when a bearded man takes a bite of your comicly large burger i would love if theres a life hack for that" i do its called a taser

feel like he didnt focus enough on the fact that these two people straight up beat a man unconscious

Music: generically asian Language: badly pronounced Japanese Thank you Bow: Thai Conclusion: wtf are you doing

jarvis : what is woohoo other than a celebratory phrase ?? sims players : *aggresive sweating* edit: it’s 1 year later i just downloaded the youtube app and found out i’m famous i guess

Ok I’ve figured out the perfect situation for sushi earrings: I started working at a Japanese/Asian fusion restaurant and I’ve been buying earrings that match the food like ramen and bubble tea and it’s absolutely delightful

Can we talk about how one of the steps in this “life hack” involves assaulting and robbing an innocent man?

“If you let a mermaid into a movie theatre” sounds like the worst addition to the “If you give a mouse a cookie” universe.

"hes actually doing a separate trick where he's sneaking hydrochloric acid in the movie theater" is one of those sentences that I will randomly think of for years and that will have me laugh by myself

I am Japanese, I agree. thank you for acknowledging this, Asian racism is so normalized.

The words “the soda melted my chicken” have just thrown me into an existential crisis.

“Would a mermaid eat fish? Wouldn’t that be considered cannibalism?” Does he know what fish actually eat?

"She loves Japanese food!" - plays traditionally Chinese music -

i’ve literally gone into a movie theater with an entire Five Guys meal in my purse before so their hacks don’t impress me

Troom troom: "This girl loves japanese food" Also troom troom: *Plays chinese music*

"The soda melted my chicken!" *It did what*

Mayuko : why did you send me this? Jarvis : I need help Mayuko : no. 💀💀😭😭

when Mayuko said “can you imagine putting a fork in your hair and then eating with it” and jarvis is like “i mean…” LMFAO

"There's no japanese people on the production" There's no people period, does this channel look like it was made by human beings?

“Oh no, the soda melted my chicken leg” They are literally inventing problems that never existed in the first place..

“Why did you send me this?” “i need help” “no” This is a high quality friendship 👌

14:42 the chopsticks that you put in your hair are for special occasions like Lunar New Year and they are ornamental, you’ll never use them to eat even if you clean them.

I'm afraid these people are being held against their will. Their overacting is actually just fear and desperation.

Me: Can I bring a burger into the movie Security:Only one Me: _Brings_ _Out_ _Comically_ _Large_ _Hamburger_

As a movie theater worker, most of us could not even care less if you brought in an entire 8 course meal

I’ve been convinced for a while that Troomtroom is the weirdest ARG ever made

“Woo Hoo” is a euphemism in The Sims. Woo-hooing can lead to pregnancy.

“You want dodecahedron bread today?” “Nah, triangle’s fine.”

“Congrats, you have given birth to a… comically sized burger???”

*"ariGAtO"* 13:39 "oh no"

Once saw a woman smuggle a whole damn cheesecake into the movies. Do I understand how? No. Does she have my eternal respect? Yes.

Why is everyone in the Jarvis cinematic universe so conventionally attractive?

When that chicken dissolved, I was like "whatever's in that drink is not fit for human consumption"

"he's actually doing a separate trick, where he sneaks hydrochloric acid into the theater" That had me dead💀💀💀

"The soda melted my chicken." Me: "It did WHAT?!"

Troom Troom is the only legal way to experience LSD

Everytime Jarvis asked what woohoo is I just had the urge to mention the sims.

nah man i've literally brought a whole pizza to my spider-man and the employee was so absolutely exhausted from all these teenagers he couldn't care less

"The soda melted the chicken" That was the stupidest thing I ever heard

PSA for when we can actually go places without catching the death plague: don’t leave your outside trash behind when you go to the movies! Not only is it leaving more of a mess, but the employees can get written up for any food from outside the theatre being found!!! I’m not saying to stop bringing your own food, I’m just saying to make sure to bring the trash out with you.

“That’s a tortilla?! Looks like a microfiber cloth!” 🤣🤣🤣 As an owner of 50+ microfiber cloths, I can confirm it’s true XD

21:48 the part that bothers me is that that is not chicken, that is clearly a corndog

Jarvis: "Do mermaids eat fish? Seems like cannibalism." Sharks: "Am I a joke to you?"

as a movie theater employee: we don't check unless you're really sus. but I'd you clean up after yourself, we won't snitch.

the chopsticks in her hair made me tear up

I think Mermaids do eat fish because they're an omnivore type fish, like a shark that can eat seaweed.

Conspiracy theory: the people in the theatre were kidnapped and are starving, so they have to fight to the death for the various novelty food items brought in by the actors every few days

The narrator sounds like a generic kids' cartoon voice actor.

21:43 I love how he did the "no" symbol

I love how Mayuko did not hesitate to say no when he asked for help (yes, I realise they probably did it on purpose, but it’s still hilarious)

I’m convinced that in hell, you hear this woman’s narration on repeat

i hate how normalized racism towards east asians is... i mean it’s so bad that people don’t even recognize this as problematic.. 🤮🤮

Why is no one talking about how they're trying to sneak in MOVIE THEATER CONCESSIONS into the theater, which are ALREADY ALLOWED?? The whole point of wanting to sneak in food is that you don't have to purchase at the theater?? So if you get popcorn or whatever from the concessions stand you don't have to hide it? I am irrationally angry about this small detail.

The chopsticks in hair aren't eating chopsticks. They're ornate hair accessories essentially that might have charms or engravings onto them and often are just accessories.

Jarvis: We don’t have time to discuss this man’s haircut Also Jarvis: *gives an in depth analysis of the movie poster in the background*

So, a mermaid can wear her fishy friends, but I cant wear my friends fingers? That disgusts me.

"I need help" "no" what a vibe 😍

“PuT a ToRtiLlA iN a FoLdEr” was really deep and touching, gets me everytime *dramatically wipes tear*

"what is woo-hoo????" me: **flshbacks to the sims 4**

i wonder what goes through the "actors'" heads when they're filming this... like, is the money really worth it when you end up selling your soul to troom troom?

It's strange to me that in Australia (or at least where I live) they don't let you take bags in to the theatre, but apparently in Jarvis Johnson land where you can buy guns and anthrax at your local wholefoods they couldn't care less.

"You're *gonna* smell the fish" Mayuko, 2020

The worst thing about Troom Troom is after they do and demonstrate the hack, they show it doesn’t work. *What’s the point of doing it then?*

The way troom troom portrayed the japanese food lover is quite racist. Not saying that other cultures can’t embrace a different culture that they like. But the way troom troom dressed up, and made the actor act is unacceptable.

"Oh, genius. I love a good lumpy boob" unironically my favorite sentence ever spoken

Tbh, I love sushi and just having random objects as earrings (like gummy bears, rubber ducks, or even small condiment bottles) so the sushi earrings are something I would vibe with normally but not in the context of the whole get-up. The outfit with the music with the weird actions are just eughhhh. Makes me really frustrated as someone who is really intruiged by Japanese culture and lifestyle to see this be how troom troom is presenting someone who likes any Asian culture. I totally agree with them in this video that this is so gross (and also specifically that there are people who act like this in real life. That's so creepy)

People are racist against other races and it's immediately called out, but when it's against asian people, we're "overreacting?" I hope Troom Troom will finally get canceled, sheesh.

Jarvis: exists Troom Troom: *you’ve woo’d your last hoo*

I ate subway sandwiches, chips and ice cream in a movie theater with my friend in high school. We were pretty proud of ourselves.

Of all the terrible stuff in this video, the worst part is how they take burgers into a public bathroom and rub them on their bare skin before eating them. Like, come on.

The best part about the pregnancy burger thing is that she will longer be pregnant when exiting

I dont think anyone realizes how disgusting the inside of boxing gloves are ,congealed sweat old sweat and no way to clean them the worst smelling thing ever.

It's the Troom Troom paradox: you need to pretend to be pregnant to sneak your burger into the theatre. Therefore, you need a baby-sized burger so it's big enough to look like a baby bump. Because the burger is the size of a baby, you need to carry it under your shirt and pretend to be pregnant to get it in, and-so-on-and-so-forth, the cycle continues. It's a self-fulfilling paradox, you manufacture a problem where there is none, and then come up with a solution that _causes_ the problem.

20:26 that frame made me laugh so hard

Jarvis: 22 Whoohoo street, I don't know what whoohoo is. All sims players: 😳

"What does woohoo mean other then a celebratory phrase?'' Me: *Sim sex*

I’ve never had to sneak food into movies, where I am you can literally just blatantly carry food in with you. And it’s near a Burger King so sometimes I’ll just carry a Burger King into the cinema lol. But our cinema staff tend to be students who look like they’re dead inside so I don’t think they’re paid enough to stop people bringing in food

When you’re a Simmer, WooHoo means something completely different and makes these posters sound pretty sus

In the Troom Troom universe, you aren’t allowed to buy food at movie theaters, you have to sneak the food in.

Andy: _trips over his own feet_ Narrator: “The burgers made him trip!”

this weekend, one of the ushers at the theater i work at found a ziplock bag of spaghetti in one of the theaters. thanksgiving weekend, they found a pumpkin pie with the edges intact but the center eaten out. once, i was told, they found a bucket from KFC. it's really not that hard to bring food in.

I literally just put my popcorn in a bag and walk in. No one bothers, they're not paid enough to care about my $1 bag of skinny pop.

I mean, they couldve avoided the racism by using the common aesthetic of food themed accessories. Sushi earings, pizza bag, cake pattern dress, cherry necklace, etc. Its such a common aesthetic and they went for the laziest idea of a Japanese person.

Jarvis: “WooHoo???” Me: *Instant Sims Flashbacks*

"The soda melted my chicken." Don't you hate it when that happens?

the arigato scene made me have second hand embarrassment. I also love how some people on twitter think that a character is being stereotypical when this shit is around on youtube

the 'japanese' girl is wearing a chinese dress and she did the indian bow *ms. worldwide*

"Would you put a fork in your hair?" Ariel: *distressed mermaid sweating* Its a dinglehopper!

Why do they make it seem so difficult to sneak food into the cinema. My mum does it all the time, she just chucks food and stuff into her handbag

Troom troom, a kids channel, teaching children asian stereotypes, during 2020 when there was a massive increase in hate crimes against Asian people. Great job, Troom troom, you've taught a five year old how to make a burger that would give an elephant a heart attack, and how to be racist!

"What is woo-hoo?" *Laughs in sim knowledge*

Fun fact: I worked at the cinema for years, once I found like half a dozen of empty Sardine cans under a seat. Other time in the VIP section: a small bag of bone shaped dog biscuits. One had a human bite in it plus no dogs were allowed.

I don't know why but i LOVE food earnings, I have popcorn regular corn and lollipops already and there super cute u really want the sushi ones tbh I wish they didn't make it a stereotype tho 💀

The cinemas in my area allow other food and drinks but when I was younger and they didn't my mum just said that I was gluten intolerant and they let us go. They also just didn't care because it's mostly minimum wage teenagers who just got there from school.

Jarvis I'm no marine biologist but I think fish do eat other fish, quite often.

Okay, his advertising to get us to his other channel was gold.

1. Buy boxing gloves 2. Buy popcorn from the theater 3. Hide the popcorn you bought from the theater in the boxing gloves instead of just going in with the popcorn

thank you for getting a japanese person to speak about the earrings :) Im glad people are now speaking out against the normalized racism to my people