I, personally, am ready to create a matching friendship bracelet/door wreath set for this house.
@shennamyricks52922 жыл бұрын
Such a meany 😭!!! Love the sweet house! I bet nobody would ever break in. Guaranteed 👍🏾. Talk to the house. Love the house. Character's just creating problems where none need to be. Self pest control? Self heating and cooling? Sounds like an awesome place to live.
@CAH272711 ай бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing! You say sorry and love that sweet house!
@TheCagedCorvid4 ай бұрын
I live extremely alone and I'd love a close relationship with my house, the whole time I'm just thinking, why wouldn't you make friends?
@hayleyclark27113 жыл бұрын
I absolutely did not give a wall in my house a little pat while listening to this ...
@C-137703 жыл бұрын
As long as it didnt groan when you did its all good
@earndoggy2 жыл бұрын
Oh great, now I'm not going to be able to sleep until I walk around patting mine. And putting a lock on the fridge.
@hayleyclark27112 жыл бұрын
@@C-13770 😂😂
@hayleyclark27112 жыл бұрын
@@earndoggy funny how these things make you 👀
@earndoggy2 жыл бұрын
@@hayleyclark2711 1😄
@rockspoon65283 жыл бұрын
What, would you want to be inside a house that's... dead? What are you, a necro-habitater?
@LighthouseHorror3 жыл бұрын
lol
@tiffanybenefield19803 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it Rockspoon.😂😂😂
@bloodybriars93993 жыл бұрын
Lighthouse, you have the strangest, most awkwardest, and confusing titles I've ever seen, but you have the best, descriptive, and mostly enjoyable stories behind those titles. Also, if I'd see a pile of rats, I'd definitely blame it on my cat. She brought a rabbit home today.
@SoullessGinger13133 жыл бұрын
When I was a tween, I had a huge manx who brought me a large rat and a rabbit at the same time. She was carrying both in her mouth, stunned but alive. She walked up to me on the porch, and dropped both at my feet. The rat ran one way and the rabbit the other, and the cat looked at me like I was a huge idiot to let supper get away. We lived on farming acreage in the country and she was an outside cat who showed up and begrudgingly became an inside/outside cat. She really took to my dad - he slept on his back with his hands folded on his chest (yes really). He'd go to bed and she'd nudge under his elbow and up to his armpit, lay her head on his shoulder and go to sleep. When I was a teenager, I had to have surgery on both of my feet. To have some mobility, the podiatrist scheduled the surgeries a week apart. Dad took me for the first surgery and when we got home, there was Honey sitting next to a huge dead rat on the doormat. The next week, we came home and there she was, with another huge dead rat. Somehow she knew I'd not be able to hunt for food because of the surgery, so she took care of it. I don't know how she knew - those two occasions were the only time she did this. (She hunted for herself but only brought us things now and then and they were always just stunned.) I feel like she thought I was her (large, not very bright) kitten and she took care of me, since I was obviously a terrible hunter. She was a very large cat - there had been a manx breeder in the area a decade before, and we assumed there were some escapees who had cross bred with wildcats, resulting in the two 30+ lb manxes who moved in with us (she brought her gentleman friend to move in too eventually.) She was an amazing, fierce, protective boss cat.
@bloodybriars93993 жыл бұрын
@@SoullessGinger1313 That's SO sweet, in a cat's way I mean.
@SoullessGinger13133 жыл бұрын
@@bloodybriars9399 Yes it was. She was a fierce protector of anyone she decided was family. She was an amazing cat. Now that I think about it, I think she brought me stunned animals because she was trying to get me to learn to hunt and support myself since I was terrible at it.
@bloodybriars93993 жыл бұрын
@@SoullessGinger1313 LOL, I'm srry you lost her. Ce sounds like a very fascinating, and loving kitty, somethst like mine except you could call my cat a bit bloody, hence my name, jk.
@user-do2mn9cb8d Жыл бұрын
That is perfectly adorable. I had such a cat when I was younger, and I felt somewhat the same as u. She was hunting for me, supporting me til I could figure out the way of it. By the way, if HP Lovecraft was writing today, I believe that his tales might have sounded much like this. Those last lines would have been set in italics.
@bloodyneptune3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when a cat brings you a dead mouse or whatever, its not a gift. They're seeing you not going and catching your food, so they're doing it for you because they think you're really stupid
@christhompson82563 жыл бұрын
They're asserting dominance over you cause they dont think you can provide for yourself. I found that interesting since we feed them,and what not. I guess it's just the primal drive they have.
@DemonSoul89420 Жыл бұрын
@@christhompson8256 it's not about asserting dominance at all...
@Gio98art4 ай бұрын
@@christhompson8256there is no dominance there as housecats have no pack mentality
@TheCagedCorvid4 ай бұрын
Even if they think you're not capable, it's still them showing care for you, they're literally providing for you, why would they do that if they didn't love you?
@hyperbunnygirl1013 жыл бұрын
I would love to have a house like this. A friend thats always there for you 💞
@adamthompson92863 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one who thought that house was a beast. Seriously, you never have to worry about someone breaking into your home lol.
@gamerman22542 жыл бұрын
I like this house
@yllim31703 жыл бұрын
Part 73 of thanking the lighthouse horror for his constant uploads
@lindseyfishel39093 жыл бұрын
How can you make your house seem like such a nightmare? It seems lovely to me
@buckylazers22233 жыл бұрын
I feel like this could be the adult sequel to the animated film "Monster House" if the ending was slightly different of course.
@DrSass-gd1bl2 жыл бұрын
For those last few lines, it surprised me. My first thought wasn't that the house had learned how to eat, like the story said... My first thought was that it learned how to open the fridge and simply took the food out of spite. Food thieves are horrible housemates.
@KossolaxtheForesworn3 жыл бұрын
in 21 seconds it describes everything I love about old houses. tho I absolutely hate it when they take down the wall between kitchen and living room because it happens to be stylish now. you wouldnt start painting over something in a museum just because they dont have drip in modern standards.
@clobertina81763 жыл бұрын
am I the only one that kinda felt bad for the house... I mean yeah, the way it acted was terrifying and I would definitely not live there, but I kinda felt sad that it trusted the person living there, never meaning any harm and how much it didn't want to be left alone again (because nobody wanted to live there), with it crying when the owner returned... am I the only one who felt that way?
@muddybasilisk7526 Жыл бұрын
No
@yourroyalhighness6297 Жыл бұрын
I did. It's creepy and unnerving, but it never really did any harm against the owner, except scaring them and stealing their food, basic pet behavior. I was like "please don't leave the house", 'cause I kinda feel bad for it. hahahaha am I weird lol
@muddybasilisk7526 Жыл бұрын
@@yourroyalhighness6297 same
@TheCagedCorvid4 ай бұрын
I'd be doing my absolute best to communicate with the house, so I could better understand the creepy stuff and perhaps we could compromise, I'm sure if it knew it's new person was afraid it'd want to fix that
@elpretender13573 жыл бұрын
This is the most creative take on haunted houses I've heard so far, excelent choice.
@jasmin60573 жыл бұрын
Honestly kind of sweet 🥺
@DeathEyedGrin3 жыл бұрын
Right? This house is waifu material, haha.
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
Ok... the tragedy and affections of this home almost made me cry. 😭🏡😍
@blu_mun2048 Жыл бұрын
"My house is a cat" is the story i needed
@blu_mun2048 Жыл бұрын
This Bitch- this bitch man. I- your house is ur pet, be nicer you bitch. they killed rats for you, first day of you living there, before they knew you. They saw new owner, new owner was distressed. Why new owner upset? rat? okay, no more rat! this mannnn. He saw his cat rolling over and then ran off and complained that his cat liked him.
@dianalovescolors3 жыл бұрын
So it raided the fridge? What a MONSTER! GREAT STORY THANKS!
@LighthouseHorror3 жыл бұрын
lol
@anniereddj3 жыл бұрын
Even though I realize it’s partially due to the story, I have to say at the outset just how soothing a narration by Lighthouse Horror can be. In this video, the overall calm and refusal to totally freak no matter what happened was a perfect combination of excellent narrator instinct and wonderful writing on the part of the author, Archie_Sunshine! It was one of the most interesting haunted house stories I remember hearing and comparing it to a neglected pet was quite apt and insightful. The buyer’s background no doubt contributed to his acceptance although you’d almost expect him to be more freaked as a non-believer having that ripped to shreds by the experience. The end made me apprehensive because it gave serious “feed me Seymour” vibes lol! I loved the narration, its tone & calm, the music & the awesome backgrounds! Thank you and the author very much for this wonderful experience! (Also, I made another reply about memberships for your consideration).
@s.v81253 жыл бұрын
At least you'll never be alone.
@LilacLycanvic3 жыл бұрын
Not me getting attached to a living creepy house. And definitely not me wanting to touch its fleshy bits in the boiler room. >.>
@tkb5726 Жыл бұрын
Idk if it’s the crippling loneliness or what but I would totally vibe with having a house like this. New friend. :)
@Choosetoone Жыл бұрын
Took me too long to realise that the rat that jumped on him and scared him, then the house killed all the rats in the house for him as he did not like them.
@halfsquatch51103 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I would volunteer to live there?
@valeriebevill64213 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe poem. One about guilty man heard heart of the man he killed.
@ettabella33272 жыл бұрын
The tell-tale heart. I love anything by Poe
@katimius3 жыл бұрын
awwwww, the house loves us! well then, buddy, let's set some rules. Let's start w no dead rats, no running mascara from the windows, no knocking momma off the phone, and let momma know what foods we gotta buy when you eat the last of something. You just keep yourself clean and we'll be alright. alright? let's start a sticker chart on the outside for you so everyone can see how good of a house you are! I know you can do it, house! Yes, i work in an elementary school.
@glacier09993 жыл бұрын
Is that zombies music in the background I’m hearing 🤔
@mitchconner60763 жыл бұрын
Ben and Jerry's needs to name an icecream for lighthouse horror!
@Toomuchbullshitt3 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda like a creepypasta version of Monster House movie minus the old man and the three rambunctious kids.
@andrewscolari57243 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of an episode of "Courage The Cowardly Dog" called "House Calls" where Courage and the Bagges come across a man whose house is alive because he used special music to bring his house to life, but only for it to become jealous and cruel. After it attacks the Bagge farmhouse, Courage and the man subdue the house by repairing and redecorating it make it a calm and peaceful house.
@mepeaches24993 жыл бұрын
Oh man I would snatch that house up myself if it was real and close to where I live lol
@godhandsver3 жыл бұрын
Great music choice
@tamijocampbell46293 жыл бұрын
Yyyaaahhhh!!!!! Finally get to relax and saw you posted!!! Must be my lucky day
@onlyme17733 жыл бұрын
Oh be kind to the house please
@iknowslotabouttanks72463 жыл бұрын
Monster house but from the perspective of the old man
@temari1053 жыл бұрын
Never been this early to be scared
@bordomsdeadly3 жыл бұрын
Best haunted house story I’ve ever heard.
@automatic6216 Жыл бұрын
After Casita in Encanto nobody is scared by this - to the contrary, everyone wants this house now.
@harleighcolfack55653 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to your uploads!
@Potatoesservedraw3 жыл бұрын
I felt like I had heard this before and remember Monster house en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_House_(film)
@jblask23 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I think the house eating all the food in the guys' fridge is funny? I dunno why... it just comes off as a sitcom type joke.
@Julia-jane2 жыл бұрын
Well the devil does make work for idle hands or floorboards in this case, he should have showed that house just who was in charge and not let it get so big for its...foundations 😂 bloody great story as always, thank you xx
@saquimuxcata3 жыл бұрын
This gave me Monster House vibes.
@antreynolds97753 жыл бұрын
Interesting take on haunted houses kinda reminded me of a old house I use to live in as a kid
@soulreaver19833 жыл бұрын
Absolutely awesome tale as always! thanks lighthouse! Hope you are keeping well☺👍
@LighthouseHorror3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, you too!
@soulreaver19833 жыл бұрын
@@LighthouseHorror 😎👍
@bloodybriars93993 жыл бұрын
@@LighthouseHorror We always need you to keep well because I'd be throwing myself down the stairs in boredum if I don't get a daily scare from one of my favourite horror story narrators.
@lukekebell3146 Жыл бұрын
Look hauntings are terrifying, but having a living home that just wants you to stay makes me beleive we can get along. I look after the home, the home looks after me. I would never be alone, ill be like the old man from Monster House. Just me & my home. Everytime i leave ill let the house know i WILL be back. I will be home & i will tell it that any food in the fridge is mine, we can share but dont eat it all. If you need some more ill put extra in their just for my home. But i gotta eat too!😂
@s3audi20093 жыл бұрын
I love me some lighthouse horror!
@LighthouseHorror3 жыл бұрын
good to see you Alex!
@s3audi20093 жыл бұрын
Good to hear you my friend, and another great video!
@smileyp45353 жыл бұрын
I mean I don't wanna become part of a house tumor either but surely a pet needs a master? You are spoiling it my friend, don't let it rule you. It is the home yes, but you are the occupant
@kkarleelanee3 жыл бұрын
omg I’m so excited
@dc43723 жыл бұрын
You know what I’m thinking😏
@arthurshort66193 жыл бұрын
Good story 👍 gotta say, I was a little worried at first that this was gonna end up like the possessed couch story 😳💏
@tehuglybudderfly26363 жыл бұрын
now i am starting to believe that this is a prequel of one of Junji Ito's Mangas
@DemonSoul89420 Жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the mansion with the tall guy and the dopplerganer buried in the yard.
@laurelsilberman57053 жыл бұрын
This one was really entertaining! Thanks for the upload! 😊
@smartman123 Жыл бұрын
the pictures in the videos just amazing
@brianshissler32633 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool idea for a story. I liked it.
@bardellspence33133 жыл бұрын
Really like this. Strange house story. Glad I found your channel 😁 ⛈
@erismana21053 жыл бұрын
Bam!
@NEMOfishZ923 жыл бұрын
Nice only uploaded 17 minutes ago :) for me that's early lol
@garretttomlinson6921 Жыл бұрын
Love that opening… Reminds me of call of duty zombies…
@shadowwarsshadypeople62993 жыл бұрын
Really cool story, and beautifully narrated, as always, a listening pleasure :). Thank you :)
@filipshaama52513 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who instantly noticed the classic black ops 2 zombies music
@DeathEyedGrin3 жыл бұрын
Man, I would be ecstatic to have this house. I would love it unconditionally. OP doesn't know how great he has it. Poor house goes above and beyond for him and he treats it with disgust and contempt. Sad! I'm sure the house thinks his weird fleshy bits are gross too but you don't hear her complaining. This house is marriage material. He should settle down and have beautiful little house-kids with her. Be a real man and take responsibility!
@DeathEyedGrin3 жыл бұрын
@Archie Mitchell I tend to dig Yandere, so this house could abuse me all it wants, lmao.
@alestiiidaeno_last30753 жыл бұрын
Loved the video!
@christopherrobin37633 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long itll be before they have themselves a little trailer together 🤣🤣🌹
@epicmelonman2 жыл бұрын
bro i knew that music by the first 3 notes
@mkzhero Жыл бұрын
The author/mc with his dark undertones and guesses... No reason to think of it so badly, to me sounds like it's being a cute, a little grumpy boy, like a huge, good doggo.
@jamiebarley40983 жыл бұрын
Great story!
@theconfusedvampire3 жыл бұрын
I would actually love live there.... I would find a way ask it to stop putting rats in my bed and set some rules about no killing and eating innocent people, but, it sounds fun to me. 🤷🏻♀️
@universalequine8800 Жыл бұрын
I live in a big old house that used to be called a half mansion back in it’s prime. Has a ton of history behind it and in it’s walls. I love it so much and would never want to make it an open concept cookie cutter!
@blacky41803 жыл бұрын
My house has a hartbeat me w h a t
@Lady-in-the-wrinkled-wrangler3 жыл бұрын
C.o.d. zombies music!!!
@thegen3rai3 жыл бұрын
Hellooo! ^~^ Been a while but guess what! IM BACK! ^w^
@bloodybriars93993 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all.
@darkangelprincess1013 жыл бұрын
My very first thought the beginning of this is wow that house is being overly dramatic
@snow0over0sahara3 жыл бұрын
As long as the house keeps away intruders and thiefs, everything is fine ....
@bigjay8753 ай бұрын
Poor old house just needs a friend 😭
@rewatteefroimchuk85893 жыл бұрын
It feels so sad tho?
@senormooples23543 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found your channel, I've been craving good narrators for months and with all that searching, you're surprisingly only the third one that I actually really like, keep at it : )
@jenniferoverstreet17213 жыл бұрын
It's like monster house lol
@CAH272711 ай бұрын
I would love a house like this!!! The house just wants love! {me suppressing my own abandonment issues…}😂😂😂
@ratzwilson61013 жыл бұрын
Aw... He hates me..
@nancyM13133 жыл бұрын
❤🕴
@DiiizyTheFool2 жыл бұрын
Randomly hearing Black ops zombie music is like a mental flash bang.
@RyuchanWings Жыл бұрын
Now, if it was me, I would have sat down and had a conversation with the house. Sounds like the security would indeed be awesome. Just need a bit of work on the separation anxiety and such.
@porkypuff58843 жыл бұрын
love your videos brother, you always seem to pick interesting tales! stay safe
@blwolz8772 Жыл бұрын
Wow. Amazing telling of a spellbinding story. Thank you, I love it
@DogKacique3 жыл бұрын
Even the houses are yandere now huh
@shio52343 жыл бұрын
love this one of my favourites
@GoatOfTheWoods2 жыл бұрын
Excellent story. Pretty Kafkaesque
@glencalhoun9544 Жыл бұрын
I'd find out what she liked to eat and then go get her the best version of that she could get!!! Such a sweet sweet girl. Show her love and she will do the same!!!
@zorxey31893 жыл бұрын
bo2 zombies music wooo
@TheSevered Жыл бұрын
CoD zombies music in background 🔥and story too
@testiclegaming12502 жыл бұрын
In a house, in a heartbeat
@angmccarty4621 Жыл бұрын
Loved how the house needed him but not end I dream of a house that needs me I’m alone wanting to be needed too
@talotway3 жыл бұрын
The background music sounds like the zombies lobby music from black ops 1
@yllim31703 жыл бұрын
Part 73
@tammylewis8602 жыл бұрын
I'm on your lawn Nebbercracker! 🤣
@ladyploveroflife50142 жыл бұрын
Cool story
@stephwilliams93512 жыл бұрын
I luv haunted house stories this was great thanks💋💋💋💋💋💕💕💕😀
@DynomitePunch Жыл бұрын
this reminds me of an old comic i read in school, about a dude who had to feed people to his house or something, i can't for the life of me find it right now, but it was trippy, (edit) johnny the homicidal maniac, a comic about a young man who had to kill people, to use their blood to paint over a wall in his house to stop a monster from getting out, i don't think the story ever confirms if the monster is real or not, i can't remember