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When Matt busted out laughing at the nation being prosperous, I knew this game was going to be a hot mess

I have so many memories of this game. The QTEs was funny as hell.

One of my first PS2 games and introduced me to QTE's. I wish this was on PSN!

I just love how evil your laugh sounds. Also, surprised to see this game being played, brings me back.

The “male fantasy” clip for the phrase “high standard of living” had me wheezing 🤣 This gonna be good

I found this game at a retro game store a few years back. I played it once, beat it, and then promptly forgot it even existed until today.

OHHHHH DUDE I remember this. I rented this like 20 years ago and loved it. I've been trying to track this down for years but I couldn't remember the name and it's so generic it was impossible to track down. Thank you so much for playing this. When you play further you get a whole bunch of weapons (like 8 or 10 if i remember rite) and the weapon switch combos can get pretty crazy.

This was definitely one of my favorite PS2 games! My favorite weapon was the huge yellow sword

I remember renting it when Blockbuster was a thing. Ah, memories.

You've gotta see all the weapons at the end of the game; switching between weapons to do more combos is so incredibly fun

Omg I remember this game! Holy shit never thought I’d see it again. I rented this game several times lol

I loved the shit out of this as a kid. It's such a beautiful mess. Frustrating later parts included.

"Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about its Jank Level?" "It's over 9000!"

Definitely more of this. I have fond memories of renting it, enjoying it a ton and beating it over a weekend before promptly never playing it again.

08:15 at this point Matt should be officially declared as a permanent member of OSW

Please play more! A friend and I got stuck on an early boss in this game and always wondered what was past it!

This is one of my favorite low budget ps2 games ever, i beat this game so many time lol

That logo is burned into my retinas; it was one of the top ten games you see every single time you go into a game store, but absolutely no one ever buys it.

The jankiest of jank, this was a good time, thanks Matt!

I remember this game. It was ok. I actually liked it and thought it had real good graphics. 🤣

Yesss. Been waiting for you to tackle this one day. So much jank.

I actually rented this a few times back when it came out and I remember being blown away by the QTEs (given it was about a year before God of War came out). Good memories that are probably left as memories and nothing else. lol

This was my jam when I got this from a bargain used game bin way back when.

Oh wow, I used to really enjoy this game as a kid. For some reason.

I been for years trying to remember this games title. Remember watching my dad play this in elementary

This game brings back so many nostalgic memories.

Thanks Matt for checking this out. I remember telling myself that is has to.get better the further I go.... but it didn't lol

The title logo looks like goatse.

Aw for years I've been wanting you, or the old channel to play it, this is jank at it's core, so good.

Someone SOMEONE finally talked about this game.

alpha male stuff is based off research done on wolves published in a book, the same scientist then recanted that after further resarch but at that point the idea of alpha males had taken off too much for him to fix it, look into the birth of the manosphere, very interesting

I got this game for free from a friend who used to do video game reviews for the Dallas Morning News. Got to the first cutscene where you see the main character walking up to the bad guys with what looks like a toy light saber, I was like "Okay I'm done" and it sat on my shelf until I sold the majority of my video game collection years later.

you did not even get any of the extra weapons to see how really jankie things get

Yes! Definitely more of this!

Dude you resurrected a memory of me playing this game as a kid then rage quitting on a late game boss.

I vaguely remember playing this game at a friends house way back in middle school..

i still have a ps2 copy of this and honestly still like this game alot

8:12 - OSW reference, yay!😄

Yea I guess alot more people than I thought played this gem. Yea it's janky but it was the first type of qte based thing I played. So many good memories and the after game weapons too

One of my first PS2 games... I hated it at first, but after a few months, i gave it a chance and played it again and... I loved it lmao Beat the damn thing like 1000 times. The dual Fire blades where the ultimate weapon in the game and they were just a hell of fun.

I remember renting this from the video store when I was in elementary school.

OSW “wtf is going on here terry”

Ah yes the "Beam Katana" also known as a Lightsaber, please don't sue us LucasArts.

I never thought I'd see the day this game came back to the front of my mind palace

Omfg this game and Extermination on PS2 we're such underrated games of the early 2000's.

I remember playing this a lot with the older kids on my block where i lived lmao

I'd like you to check out Red Ninja: End of Honor, a tenchu clone and a ps2 jank fest that's highly unfinished. So unfinished I couldn't finish it.

The memories man,i liked this game a lot.

Darkplace & OSW references in the first 8mins. A winner is Matt.

Legacy Sword™ _Legally distinct from a lightsaber_

I recall renting this, and getting stuck way late into the game because there was a boss I couldn't beat.

I still have this on PS2 its pretty funny.

You cant have janky ps2 action games without mentioning Drakengard.

Thanks for bringing back all the nostalgia feels seriously you have no idea how much this brought back Edit: Hold on.. thats all you played the game gets sooo good and is actually paced well.. BRING IT BACK NOW

I was having a hard time remembering why I knew this game. Maybe I played it? Nope. I didn’t recognize any gameplay watching this vid. I didn’t recognize the box art either so couldn’t be that. Then it hits me. Back in the day my buddy pointed at the title on the box and said that the E O 3 reminded him of Goatse

I remember the music being really good and the rival was badass

I bought this game for like ten bucks when I was short on cash as a teenager, and I played it through five or six times. Really fun, really stupid.

"I think that's doable.... it was not doable." - McMuscles, Matt - 2022

This was one of my first ps2 games, please keep playing it, it gets way goofier

"To use the Rod's Legacy Drive, we need one more Ley Seed." Was...that intentional? I'm not sure if that's innuendo or them just making up random destiny plot stuff.

Ohdeargod. I played this as a kid, so watching this felt weird. In hindsight it was rather adorable game. Like, in The Lore of the Game as an explaination for all the Same looking mooks ist they're actually Clones who only wear those weird glasses to conceal this fact bc the Evil Company ist obviously Evil. I really wouldnt mind to See more EOE, Matt! Going down the nostalgia Trip.

Matt may be my favorite "Let's Play" guy out there. Josh from Let's Game It Out is very close, though.

0:58 Being fair, the deadline still has 78 years remaining.

This has unlocked memories somehow, despite me being like, 99.999% sure I've never played. Maybe a friend had it...? Either way, great vid, gonna have to track this one down!

I still have this game, Idug the combat but that's worth nostalgia goggles. I'm afraid to go back lol.

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE REMEMBER THIS GAME EXISTED

I actually loved this game back in the day. From what I remember the controls were kinda weird and I'm sure they have not aged well. Still I played the shit out of this game.

Holy shit, I thought my brother and I were the only people that remembered this game. I played the hell out of this as a teenager.

OSW forklift reference. Nice.

THE LOST SOUL OF PASTA

Oh shit I have really rough memories of this game. I thought that I made it up all these years since nobody I know have a clue on what I am talking about.

Definitely need to play more. You didn’t even get to any of the really absurd stuff or new weapons.

I really loved this game growing up. I remember seeing advertisements for it in a magazine and it really felt next-gen just looking at that ad. Then I got it and it was totally mediocre, but I still had a blast maxing out all the weapons and getting all data modules. Agla was such an asshat. "GIMME A BREAK!"

The line of everyone living in high quality in the 21st century is the biggest lie of all. Have you ever considered playing games like the PS1 Rugrats collection? It’s randomly been in my head the past 2 days.

Weird part of this is how this was the centerpiece of their aborted push for Eidos into the Japanese market. Lasted just 4 years before shutting down their Japan operations and striking a publishing deal with Spike for the rest of its life prior to the SE acquisition.

The double blue laser sword looks like a plastic tube, and since Not-Leon actually has one hand holding the energy bit of the "blade" (I dunno what to call it), I think it's safe to say it is just a blue plastic tube.

holy crap i played through this so many times

I beat this game and I can't remember a goddamn thing about it.

Garth Marengi at 4:10, England's greatest 80s horror writer.

This was the very first PS2 game I ever played. Crazy to think that was 20 years ago.

I spent so long trying to remember the name of this game

this was the first PlayStation 2 game I ever owned. talk about a blast from the past.

It just wouldn't be a Flophouse video without an OSW Review reference, now would it?

I own this game and have no idea where it came from. Just been on my shelf

Loved this game as a kid

0:05 Never expected to hear a Dimension 20 reference on this channel, but I'll take it.

Matt, please sell us a THE LOST SOUL OF PASTA t-shirt. My chest itches for the lack of it.

Do you have this or like...how are you playing this? I had it as a youth and I loved it, despite what it was I would love to play it again

The lost soul of pasta sent me to heaven. That shit is golden

God, I forgot about this game, I thought it was a fever dream I made up.

I get all of your OSW references dear matt

5:35 Matt's laugh makes it even funnier

Played the shit out of this.

Oooooooh maaaaaaan, this is my childhood! I need this game back into my life.

Ohh, so THAT'S what this game is like~

When I was a kid I was obsessed with this game. I had a major boner for light-trails. There's a bunch of weapons and I liked the big broad sword the most, I think. The QTEs are hilarious (you get a viewer mode for every one you encounter, and there are some missable ones, but the NG+ loops). I maxed out all the weapons and got all the data files, as one does when you have no income and just play what you're bought. There's a part later where you need to combo the staff jump with a chain-swords grapple that works like hot trash.

This was one of my childhood games!! Janky as all he but I love it weirdly!

8:12 - OSW 😂

I forgot that game existed…