"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything." At 10:44 there is a llama, at 11:31 there is leather

imagine getting home from a long day at work, forgetting the combination, and having to slide through honey at midnight with loud bells ringing in your ears. on top of getting insulted by your own machine.

I absolutely love this! The only addition I would make is to not have the noise machine operate until the player starts the maze via hitting a pressure plate on their way in.

Mumbo: “I’m making a peaceful house” Also Mumbo: *Places the world’s loudest contraption underneath it*

“You can’t dance as well as you think you can” Most British insult I’ve heard

"I'm not an aggressive guy" flashbacks to stabbing grian with no hesitation

When I saw those droppers getting set up my first thought was a bunch of slowness potions, just to make that last crawl a _little_ more agonizing. Keep up the good (totally not evil) work, Mumbo!

Very interesting. However, if I am to implement this on 2b2t, a few changes must be made. Extremely Serious Design Notes from the Editor: - The maze should have island sections to prevent the "always right turns" strategy. - There should be an extra lever to open the trapdoor to enter which triggers the bells, so the bells double as an alarm system and don't go off otherwise. - There should be parrots making creeper sounds and a nonstop note block loop of the first few chords of Small World. - Dispensers should launch eggs to create chickens to hamper movement, and to generally get egg on an intruder's face. - Trap spiders on the glass roof to incite terror. - Place several sheep nearby the secret exit to mask the real reason for the dirt block being grassless. - Put some cobwebs here and there in the maze. Just a few. - As others have mentioned, there must be a way to arm the security system while you're inside.

And remember kids: Psychological torture is a war crime.

“I will put no physical harm into this safehouse...” literally making the player deaf

This is honestly brilliant. I would avoid the place like the plague in adventure mode. I picture me curiously flipping the switch only to hear the bells then just "nope" right out of there.

Nice build as usual, Mumbo! The one thing I noticed that doesn’t make much sense to me is: if you’re inside, how do you lock anyone out? The combination lock is already solved so anyone can waltz right in.

Everybody gansta until Mumbo talks about a 'simple' redstone contraption

Mumbo: “I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy” Also mumbo at the end of the video: *Looks over at wandering trader and llamas,* *a few seconds later leather is on the ground outside*

Of course, since you have no way to reset the combination lock from inside the house and no way to shut off the noisemakers from the inside if you did, anyone could just walk right in after you or memorize your combination while you were home. Apart from that, this looks like my kind of house!

I wish not getting able to break blocks were an option for a beacon effect. It would make sure like this even cooler.

“I’m not an aggressive guy, I wouldn’t even hurt anything” Grian: “Kill me” Mumbo: “OH GLADLY”

Mumbo Jumbo: This is the most peacful safe house i've made. Player Cause of death: Starving in a hole covered in Spider webs Screaming For help surrounded by obsidian ............

I would have this house in my world, invite my friends over but keep the house locked,they can talk the insults and the painfully slow maze as well as the cobwebs

Mumbo: “it’s quite simple, really” Mumbo. What’s a piston feed tape?

Dispensers firing slowness and blindness splash potions throughout the maze would be the cherry on top.

I vote we have grian try to break into all of mumbo's safe houses

you should have made a sneaky tripwire detector so that the bridge opens as you drop down. that way people think they are done with the maze, the noise and all the bs, and they lose heart as they realize it was not even the worst yet.

All that's missing is some kind of minecart system that brings an elder guardian close to the house when the alarm is tripped so players get mining fatigue 3. Then intruders really can't break the cobwebs!

Should’ve had one of the compliments be “Your legs are proportionate to your body”

"I'm not a very aggressive guy, y'know, I don't like hurting anything." _-Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo_

For anyone that liked Mumbo’s cobweb drop I have an idea for you: Make an area to catch the invaders in water at the bottom (maybe surround it with obsidian so it can’t break easily) and there you can stare at them through some glass and make fun of them;)

Okay, but what about a secondary code that would be "locked" so you don't have the alarm going off while your away and the pathway is blocked, but if someone tries to mess with the lock it unblocks and the alarm goes off

Mumbo: "I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy" "What about wadering tra-" Mumbo: *""THEY SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED SOMEONE,* or something, for that matter

Always count on Mumbo to say, "It's really quite simple actually."

Mumbo: i dont want to hurt people Also mumbo: creates psychological warfare

Mumbo: I'm very peaceful, I wouldn't even hurt this guy over here Also Mumbo: It's satisfying to burn cats in lava

Mumbo: I don’t like hurting anything Wandering Trader:

Alternate title: British man forces people through a sticky tunnel while insulting them

I love that this whole thing is basically a war crime

0:07 Mumbo:i'm not a very agressive guy Wandering Trader: X for doubt

“I’m not an aggressive guy.” Kills every wandering trader he comes across.

Now, just need the immersive portals, so the safe house "house" actually leads to like a full mansion or something.

To cover up that entrance bit, I'd do a bit of decor and use it as a moss block and make it like an azalea forrest around it so it looks natural, cool build!

"I'm not a very aggressive guy." Also him with the noise machine

"We have 100% hit rate! All of our insults are landing!" I'm gonna steal that one

Imagine you're vibing in this house and someone changes the combonation lock

I love how easy it is to break in when in survival, though it is more of a challenge for adventure. Now only issues are lack of a defense mechanism - one that stops the player from walking in , because enderpearls can still be used in the cobwebs - a way to get out without keeping the code right, nor having the alarm system active to avoid lag and noise; and that the noise machine becomes useless when block audio is disabled.

I suppose using the same technique of the maze, you can disguise the exit by a long-time-to-brute-force method. You can put a maze underneath such that it's easy to leave, but difficult to trace. You leave from base to the underneath maze, which blends well with the maze so no one knows where you came from. But anyone can't know after 1 s where you came from (of you walk away from the spot for 30 m).

"I am not a aggressive guy"-said the man who wiped out the whole population of cows In hermitcraft.

Mumbo: we are making a peaceful safe house Also Mumbo: This is where the true torture begins

You know we're screwed if Mumbo ever says "A complex redstone contraption"

“youre in for a world of peaceful pain” cant believe Mumbo described Ralsei in one quote

The poor person living in the house, having to listen to bells all day

Mumbo: “I’m not an aggressive guy” *insert clip of countless amounts of wandering traders being brutally murdered*

Mumbo: i would never hurt anything especially sheep Mumbo's front door: Oh hell nahhhhhhh

mumbo: i don't think i've ever made a more horrible noise machine before doc: screaming goats

Mumbo saying he is a peaceful guy, mumbo also killing wandering traders and saying it’s satisfying

Mumbo: "I'm not really an aggressive guy" Also Mumbo: *Builds giant complex machine for the soul purpose of enslaving other people to do his bidding*

"I'm not a very aggressive guy." -Inventor of the world's most deadly TNT sniper capable of leveling a house from several hundred blocks away with perfect accuracy

Daft but insanely brilliant. Not clickbait, it IS peaceful, just a little passive aggressive :3

*KZfaq is getting real comfortable with these Quadruple 15 second no skip ads*

Mumbo: I am a very peaceful person Also Mumbo: kills Grian without hesitation

Mumbo: Physical Damage: 👎 Mental Damage: 👍

your so hard on yourself in your videos sometimes, i hope you know your contraptions are amazing (and so are you)!

The insults and compliments should have been stained grey glass panes to blend into their inventory! 🤣😉

Imagine being the mailman of this house

Mumbo: I wouldn’t kill anything. Wandering traders: huh!?

Mumbo Jumbo's peaceful safe house: *thoroughly planned and engineered structures and redstone contraptions intended to annoy and confuse the player so much that they keep out of the house* My peaceful "safe" house: Haha gigantic obsidian fortress go brrrrr

I love how he calls it “peaceful” and not “harmless” so the noise machine fits the description.

Mumbo should collaborate with grian or another hermitcraft member on these safe house videos, at the end asking them to try and break in.

How to build a safe house: - build your house as normal, three blocks above the ground - add a ladder through a 1x1 hole - you're safe

Mumbo: talking about the redstone Me: I like your funny words magic mam

Mumbo should make this into a hermit challenge. Everyone has to make their own version safehouse and the other participants have to try and figure it out.

I feel like they should recieve "free glass", that would be really anoying

I am planning to build a fun maze to go through at my base and I am stealing half of this. "Hurt the player behind the character." is my new mantra.

You could map out the maze by standing on top and place blocks in the correct path then just follow those blocks to the base

In my opinion, the "intruder" should have been splashed with a potion of slowness at the end to make his journey to the pit of sorrow even slower and painful. Plus that means more time to read the insults

“I don’t like hurting anyone.” Makes a massive mob farm.

So KZfaq is just fine with allowing videos of war crimes on their site

Mumbo: It’s really quite simple Me: Can barely make a piston door that can’t even shut all the way

For some reason the title made me think would be like the most dangerous explosive unsafe house ever 😂

I can just turn on the security system while you’re in the house lol

Add cobweb on the honey block. Don't forget to make the player on adventure mode. Crawling in cobweb on honey block, + give to the invader (without the good combination) with a dispenser, the longest (duration) slowness potion.

Dude, your a Redstone genius! I love your videos.

Mumbo: I don't like to hurt anything, not even this guy **looks at sheep** Also Mumbo: **Kills the entire cow population in HermitCraft multiple times**

Mumbo: "Im not an aggressive guy" Me: See's wandering trader 10:43, and next scene... no wandering trader

I think I would rather go through a physically painful safehouse than this one.

“I don’t like hurting anything” Precedes to switch to the video of Mumbo building a chicken slaughter machine and saying, “It is simple, everyone should have one”

mumbo : i dont like hurting things also mumbo : starving his base to death in s7

Mumbo: "I don't like killing anything." Also him: *Creates farm to burn chickens in lava from birth*

I absolutely love it. Great job!

One addition that would be fun to see and make the safe house even more difficult is a set of mazes stacked into multiple floors, or maybe even a 3D maze that can drop the player into earlier parts of the maze.

Who else watches this and doesn’t know anything he says about the red stone but you love what happens at the end

Mumbo jumbo: peaceful defenses Translation: torture machines

Great job but unless you want the bells on all the time then you have to leave it unlocked and people can just waltz right in. I love it and you did amazing but probably remedy this major security flaw

People who play without sound: I don’t have such weaknesses

"You're in for a world of peaceful pain" My entire school life summarized

Mumbo: I don’t like killing things, I’m just not aggressive. Wandering Trader: Enters the chat. Mumbo: Exceptions can be made

Mumbo: I'm not a aggressive guy Mumbo: *punches wandering trader to death*

Love the idea, though I think the soundmaker should be started a fourth of the way through the maze instead of the combination lock being wrong. That way you can lock up your house without annoying your neighbors.

The maze should change so it’s an infinite loop once you’re inside.

Dispensers and pumpkins with curse of binding could be a fun option

something more evil would've been to create a contraption that brings the intruder back to the top of the cobweb hole and makes them go down again

The most harmful “harmless” contraption would be a lag machine