Ok

Very cool alpharad

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Do sonic chronicles next :)

Is this you telling me to rewatch both of the streams Jacob?

“A millenia of waiting, just to die in a mere second.” -what Lyric should have said probably

let me take a crack at it "I guess this time, *he* was too slow."

man couldve come up with a musical number and vocally trained himself for it

@@Jscon864 that’s an amazing one liner holy shit

not the sharpest tool in the shed

"You gotta take a pause and do some tax evasion..." uh...

I agree, this is funny

My favorite sonic boom glitch, tax evasion

it is official, sonic said so

I’m pretty sure the glitch is called that in the speedrun community

Same energy as "Hey! This wall tastes like dirt!" from the show

Best line ever

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tRUTH

"Look, Gordon! Ropes!"

It’s actually a rather common misconception of the 2, so try to do it with tax evasion…

@@RealmsSMPStudios I didn't do tax evasion, I just ignored taxes.

Look Gordon! Ropes!

The Floor is made out of Floor

@@piranhalettuce Damn beat me to it

@@BobtheJill We can use these for big pits

His firebox was on fire

Unlike Sonic, he doesn't chuckle

It’s the funny comments guys

.

Wait I see you on four comment sections a day !!!

Stoo being a fan girl he wont collab with you

Knuckles that’s prison

@@DumbStupidFox Only of you let it be

not cool, knuckles

@@endernightblade1958no very cool Knuckles

@@thatdarnseel7052 gigachad move from knuckles (aka the guy that doesnt chuckle)

see satam or aosth, or boosting in the boost games

@@chiefhydropolis+ knuckles hovering in the ova

I was told Sonic Boom sonic is slowest Sonic

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still painful

hello CJ!

So glad that he didn't play OW2 beta

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Blame sega for ruining any potential the game had

@@5frogfrenzy How does explain this time paradox!? That's such a blank statement to make here!

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 The story was originally different and had better lore until sega decided it they couldnt go with the original story. When the game is a certain way and half way through its decided it cant be that way you can only do so much to fix it without outright deleting weeks work of progress.

@@5frogfrenzy plus Sega told BRB that the game was going to be a Wii U exclusive when they were already months into development. The game was built on cryengine 3 which the Wii was to week to support. So BRB had to further scrap levels, game features and plot points.

@@5frogfrenzy what was the og plot?

Its funny to think that eggman in another reality would be the ultimate evil just because he moves out of the way lol. Like not a single time, has eggman EVER learned to MOVE.

man, I miss kakyoin 😔

Portal is still not calibrated it send us to the ic- Eh

Is this a jojo reference?

spin dash has no weaknesses

NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE 20 METER EMERALD SPLASH

the best part is he didnt even dodge, he blocked

"No fighter has escaped thunder cross split attack"

😰😱↖️What A creepy exploring I got my friends.... Take a look 😱😱😱😱😱г

yeah! :)

Yeah

Ah yes, Sonic, the REAL LIFE Pit. Definitely more real life

@@Cam-jl9kh Or Alpharad Deluxe, where the joke originated.

To be fair, she’s a lot more present in Boom: Shattered Crystal on the 3DS.

Spelling her name like the river to the underworld instead of. Branches Is very funny to me

Because he’s big?

@@lukiwei9468 it’s because Knuckles is buggy…

he's trying to catch those miners

I think it's more amusing that it doesn't "sound" like Knuckles, it's like they just, took the line when the voice actor was reading the script, paused, and just, thought out loud.

Or "I don't think we're supposed to be here"

"Wow you released a really super duper dangerous entity that can destroy the world? Not cool man"

I feel like they were going for a "haha funny joke... wait, you're serious" scene but much like everything else, they botched it something fierce.

@@Nirual86 and that is the sole reason sonic boom is an experience to say the least

what more do you want? its not cool

It was pretty funny, your expecting he grandpa to be mad or be really upset or somethin, but he just says "not cool" lol

You absolute MAD LAD! How have I not thought of that before?

BRO HOW?

@@guessimlatetotheparty2923 oh thx

Sonic 06 may be horrible but at least Shadow was in character in that lol

It's normal when the writers are consistently bad The devs got worse somehow, tho

U forgot Sonic Forces, 3 nickels for you 💁🏽‍♂️

@@Igorincrivel Sorry but the last time I checked sonic forces doesn’t have time travel

Kinda, except that it was Sega who said “this is good enough” not the devs

@@wolfdragox5563 Kinda, except it was more like: SEGA: You have 1 year to finish the game. Oh, and it's now a Wii U exclusive. BRB: Wait, what?

“Look, Ramps! We can use these as Ramps!” -the mindset of everybody that worked on sonic boom

I think they recorded them individually with like a 50% chance of each appearing but due to spaghetti they both appear, creating c o m e d y

You think we can use these as ramps?

And he's supposed to be the smart one

Hmm yes the Floor is made of Floor

"Look Gordon, a rope! We can use it to cross large pits!"

I don't know if you're supposed to use those as ramps

And features knuckles giving commentary on feminism

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@@phantomnite Dang, forgot about that scene. Golden.

And a scathing criticism of the furry sonic fandom lol

There’s a game that is an actual hidden gem, sonic unleashed

@@Crxsseyed1 i really do hope that sonic boom gets the p-06 treatment in the future

@@Crxsseyed1just like sonic boom and soon sonic forces

Here's something that makes the game a hidden gem: Very expressive animation! Even if some of the designs or overall animation are controversial, the expressions are great!

The difference between this and 06 to be fair is that 06 was released on major consoles and Rise of Lyric was released on a console that only exists hypothetically

It was on KZfaq, not Twitch.

@@Chloe_Zana no?

@@trailsofstars I was literally there during the stream, I'm pretty sure I'm right. You can even see me be replied to in chat in this video. Unless there's some way for KZfaq streams and Twitch streams to be merged, it was definitely on KZfaq.

@@trailsofstars yeah no this was streamed on KZfaq

Well Knuckles is evading something alright

Nice.

Shadow, meanwhile...

E.G.G.M.A.N.

Egg male grindset.

The story begins with who's gonna win You know when danger lies within Aboard the ARK A genius at heart That wanted to unlock the mysteries of life I am the E.G.G.M.A.N: That's what I am I am the E.G.G.M.A.N: The one with the master plan

Especially at .25 speed😂

I CACKLED

Weren't there only 2 seasons? Or only 2 on netflix?

@@Star-wb2ov S4 was the best

@@Cat_Garfield There’s only 2 seasons 😭

damn dude, that's a take colder than liquid oxygen

All seasons were funny

Yeah, but they went back 1000 years which technically doesn't advance the 24 hours at all as long as they are back there.

Jojo ass plot

@@RhinoHorn7 Unless they went back 1,000 years, did their business, then went forward ONLY 1,000 years, and not forward 1,000 years + whatever time they spent there

more eventful than most of my days

I'm more confused at how the devs didn't think to use the time travel _they already established_ in some way to get Sonic back, by... I don't know, _time travelling_ or something? Then again time paradoxes are annoying to work out.

That’s a great quote even out of context

And you can do that in real life too

@@The-Silliest-Little-Guyyou’ll get banned by the FBI for exploiting

@@The-Silliest-Little-Guy until the admins ban you

​@@infiltrate6807 Mods in community Discord servers be like:

People always bring that line up even though the context surrounding it is talking to a character who just doesn't die every time he receives a fatal wound and pointing out that fact lol

To defeat a Cyberdemon, try shooting it until it dies.

I thought the obsession with bounce pads was bad but that exchange somehow topped it.

hm yes, the floor is made out of floor.

@@tendrilartist3609 Yep. He's specifically saying he's not a normal person anymore. "People die when they are killed." *pointedly staring at the giant hole in his torso*

Agreed.

I can't disagree on that

100% agreed, my guy.

Reptile is without a doubt the best mk character in existence in the past, present and future

Agree

Really? Shame, the show was actually good.

True

let's pour one out for Fire & Ice, the game that gave us season 2

Fire & Ice was pretty good

Why tho because the show was good af if they saw it was successful they shoulda kept going

Impressive. That’s one more feat to Boom Knuckles’s name.

Clearly, the subtitles said "\" I understand, though. It's hard to truly understand the full wisdom such a phrase contains

@@dogdog357 timestamp?? LMAOO

@@nightingale3688 23:55

IM DYING RN!

23:55 fr lmao

Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.

I can't even think of a line that truly matches the stupidity of that statement.

This wall tastes like dirt!

It looks like we can go up those stairs! -Cappy

Look Gordon! A rope! We can use this to- HELP ME GORDON!!!

Nice pfp. (My senses were tingling as soon as I started to read this. 😂)

We can use it as a mechanical worm!

Shadow: *yes.*

I've always wondered if there was a name for it.

So, who really composed Beethoven's fifth? (if you get the reference, you are awesome)

Better question, who first played the Song of Storms

In layman's terms, basically how Fry became his own grandfather in Futurama.

​@@endergeek236 my 3rd favourite Doctor right behind Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant.

This is definitely one of the games of all time

This is indeed… a game

@@dragorethegreat1800 But just barely.

the most game ever

I have to disagree, it was one of the most games ever

Sonic got slapped too hard and died

Only good part of the game aside from tax evasion.

its actually goofy and cute to me so that so far is my favourite scene

Glad we saw the same video.

wow

Look Gordon, ropes!

Hmm, yes the floor here is made out of floor

Hmm Yes The floor here is made out of floor Edit: Oh wait, someone already made this joke

Jumping with stule

Yes indeed. He is doing that.

rhyme

knuckles is the most powerful AND most relatable character in this game

@@lxckystars__ Half the time, I am confused, but somehow also annoyed at how basic and easy the plot is to follow.

@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 oh yeah no i get it, like overall i know exactly whats going on and what the overarching story is, but each individual plot point is making me more and more confused

Sonic unleashed

He'll be horrified when he plays Paper Mario: The Origami King.

i would argue that moment of it is excessive

Yeah, that was an L take. Sonic Boom's animation is actually great!... but the actual gameplay and game... well...

@@randomwolfygirl one of, if not the only good part about the night sections

Lol

Its the undertale man

ayo the legend themself

“i can confirm that this is the sonic game of all time”

@@MrGuyIsMe-dx3uz it is the sonic game of all time

Let’s be glad that “e” wasn’t an “o”

@@FrostyMage35 💀

oh dear

*minors

​@@FrostyMage35 😭

I heard the 3ds one wasn't bad

@@AdamSmasherReal It was less broken but still pretty bad.

the 3DS ones were pretty good tho. The first one had a few problems (Not nearly as bad as RoL) but the second one got rid of them and made it even better

Sure, sounds good.

@@bfeldz1023 You referred to "it" as if they were one game, so I guess you haven't played Fire & Ice (Considered the best Sonic Boom game)

It doesn't make much more sense when you play the game all the way through.

True..... true.

Tails is like, the bootleg Watson to Knuckles' exemplary Holmes

Look gordon, ropes

I'm pretty sure there's something similar in DK64, where there are 7 required keys but the game only checks for the last one because it assumes you've gotten all the others This would, of course, work well if these games were well designed and not prone to thousands of bugs and glitches

Speed run tech

Where does they fly now come from ?

@@Natt7672 star wars the rise of skywalker

Honestly one of the few jokes i like from the sequels

@@SVD63Ninja why? Because its unfunny, and makes no sense in universe because rocket troopers have existed since the clone wars.

@@_lostglory because you can put it in other contexts and make it funny. And it's funny to think that they'd be ignorant enough to not even know about rocket troopers.

AUGH……. Hello Gordon

HUAGH URGH NO NONONNNNNNNO so we need to be careful

I’m full Gordon

I'm stuck-

“Hello, Dr. Coomer..”

and thats after they basically did the same mistakes themselves with Sonic 06 (except in that case they dropped the Wii version in favor of the other consoles, not the other way around).

@@Nirual86 I wouldn't call that the same mistake. They just cut an unsupported console out of the mix in favor of stronger ones. Sonic Boom meanwhile was apparently coming along very nicely, until they get told to port everything to the Wii U, which resulted in huge chunks of the game being cut and last hours spent on making an unsupported engine run on the Wii U rather than to polish the game. This is more comparable to Mass Effect Andromeda, where the entire game was built on an engine that cannot handle RPG focused games. Hell, there's problems with it running FPS games, the games this engine it was made for. Unlike Sonic Boom, this choice was apparently 100% on the team and not the bigwigs. Also to play Devil's Advocate here. Sega was not to blame for Sonic Boom, it's mainly on Nintendo. The contract stated Sega needed to release 3 games for their consoles. Sonic Boom got the shit end of the deal because of all their projects, this one was the closest one to completion and the deadline was ticking really close. Shit happens in game development, and Sonic Boom was there to save Sega from any legal nightmares.

@@kyotanaka920 that's not nintendos fault. it's still segas. If I borrow 50 bucks and need to pay you back and because of that, I need to sell something, that's not your fault. That's my own bad planning.

@@kyotanaka920 And yet, "Look, a ramp!" "We can use it as a ramp!" wasn't cut.

@@Neremworld Willing to bet that stayed in because that was one of the many aspects of the game that actually worked. Stupid shit tends to stay in when you're trying to put out all the fires. Just look at how memeable Andromeda was

No it isn't lol. If they can't write a plot around shit like that then they are just incompetent

@Charon the Toaster Well that makes a lot of sense. It's another level if they are making them change shit without giving them any time to essentially rewrite the story

@Charon the Toaster Because of Generations, the only way to make an origins story is to use the Classic forms and do all sorts of confusing workarounds, like they somehow find a way to show why Amy is traveling to Little Planet or her being from Little Planet (they'll probably make it MORE confusing)

atleast the cartoon was boomin (no pun intended) it was actually funny. the gumball of sonic

Really? It looks like the glitches are the only thing interesting about it, I don't see much potential here

The handheld Boom games were pretty decent.

Stuff like this is actually really hard to create on purpose. Though there are certainly some indie games that kinda play with the idea of breaking out of the initially presented gameplay premise (Pony Island comes to mind), nevermind those moments in gaming history where a glitch turned into a whole new gameplay mechanic like rocket jumping.

The problem with this concept is that most movement techs in games are either discovered completely by accident or through an understanding of the game's coding, both of which are unsatisfying and frustrating ways to introduce puzzle mechanics

It exists. It's called Getting Over It

Touhou 17.5 Gouyoku Ibun is sort of like this. Kind of like a fighting game, where you play through a quick story as one character and then unlock another character who plays basically completely differently, and you end up having to relearn how to use each new character each time. One will be able to fly and spam invincibility projectiles from the sky, and then the next is a grappling melee character, etc.

Baba Is You is like this, but a puzzle game