The CEO of Wuhu Island

How does Dark Tark always sounds like he is simultaneously an expert at, and, knows nothing about what he is talking about?

I’m blown away by the face reveal. You look just like Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined.

The most interesting Elden Ring video yet

This man was once a somewhat unknown KZfaqr, and today he is self-proclaimed Gordon Woo's life ruiner. Time does fly. Really got me thinking, brother ☝😔 Inshallah!

We went from committing tax evasion in Elden Ring for the Dung Eater to committing insurance fraud for Gordon Woo

This morning started shit, literally losing a family member. I can’t explain how thankful I am for one of your videoed this morning, thankyou.

Im not even gonna hold you ever since you started voicing your videos its been a fat W this shit is hilarious

I like how his wife is a screen shot of the grind, consistency

8:19 made me laugh so hard

Jeez, what deep Gordon Woo lore, prepare to cry

Certified Dark Tark™️ content.

Mindblowing. My mind is blown.

Brilliant, beautiful, inspiring, amazing, got me on my knees crying. I feel so inspired to blow up rich people's houses. Thank you Sir Dark Tark, the all-knowing.

its a great feeling when you find a great youtuber like this when their channel is still relatively small, I look forward to seeing this channel succeed.

No mythical Gordon Woo Bioware fade to black bang cutscene. Shame.

Your editing is so good man. I liked the whippet joke. Really liked the vidoe

This is the type of content I love and will come back to every day

I was so surprised to see you're still a relatively small youtuber, your stuff is great man!

Dude, congrats on getting all the paintings I couldn't get through them for the life of me.

this is very quickly becoming one of my favorite channels

Good job 👍 I I'm had you since you were 300 sub . I hope your channel will improve even more

The moment you realise that his house is the next house over and your robbing gordon ramsay

I just found your videos and it's the funniest channel I've seen in a long time, please keep making videos

The bedroom elevator Is totally for those banging cutscenes

But seriously who the fuck is Gordon Wu

My man has quality videos all across the board. Not just Elden Ring.

Tark, if I had to name the best thing elden ring gave me, the first thing would be the dung eater bang cutscene but the second would be finding your channel, I love your content

This is the funniest KZfaqr prove me wrong

I just wanna say your videos bring me so much joy

His wife being the grind stills stays with me till this day, I will forever view things in that manner

7:38 "SAY THE LINE SUMMONING SALT, SAY THE LINE!"

6:50 I need to know what song it is for my funeral. I will tell people that my death is canon, in the lore, due to depression from divorce.

Thanks for the timestamps, Mr. Tark. Now I can easily cross reference this video for academic purposes.

@Dark Tark, this video is the one that made me subscribe, I started watching your elden ring videos and really enjoyed how you make everything feel so dumb and brain ded lmao. But this video was different, I really enjoyed seeing your thought process of the fastest route and it felt like I was in your head. Anyway, good shit, I feel like you'll hit 100k subs faster than you think. make a t-shirt design or sticker when you do and i'll buy it for sure when you hit 100k subs, good luck and Thanks for the really dumb laughs

I love this video so much i watched it 3.5 times!!!

Love your videos, keep it up

Cool way of using the traveling salesman problem in a game

All this prepare to cry, but now the moment has actually come

New Dark Tark video? A blessed day indeed.

who the fuck is gordon woo

Beautiful as always

thank you for playing this game

Keep it tho bro favorite channel on yt🗣💯

Song at 5:59?

I can't believe Dark Tark was Gordon Woo's AI merged super intelligence. I am shaking right now, but this is canon, it's in the lore. 🧱🦔🫀🗣️📈💥💯⚡️🔥🎉🎊👑🫡🌎

What was that euphoric ass music you played when you started doin your run. I need that😂

Commenting for boost. Love this channel

Teardown gameplay: hahaha destroy things. Teardown lore:

Gordon Woo will never financially recover from this

Coool video🙈🤣youre great bro

The Summoning Salt music got me lmao

Thank you for trusting us so much that you showed us your real face. You are beautiful, king!

I’ve watched this video over 15 times. I’ll likely keep watching it on a bi-daily basis. Thanks for your contribution to my wellbeing

Ooof the fish cannery from what remains of edith finch? I’ll never forget that brutal shit

As both an American, and part time contractor, I also would pick the shotgun to remove a concrete wall.

Dark tark makes the voices go away

Good morning Mr. Tark!

bruh I literally subscribed today after the Algorithm blessed me with your Dung-Eater video, best return on investment I've experienced in a while. 👍

4:25 I love Dear Esther

After you ruin Gordon Woos life you become the new Gordon Woo

If I watch all of your videos, will I unlock the mythical "bang Dark Tark" questline?

Gotta pop out the Bing chilling to go with the music.

This video really makes me question Dark Tarks past.

I like how his profile picture is of Bono from U2 for no particular reason

Any chance we can get a mythical gordon woo fade to black bang cutscene ?

High art as always

12:00 made me laugh so hard

the fact he put stardew valley music over his voice when talking about capitalism is amazing

This whole time I thought he was using a warped picture of Andy Serkis-

is that LCD soundsystem at 4:50 ???

Top tier video whatever that means

Man I'm here listening and feeling like I've discovered a new type of crack and am just about to see a new drug epidemic swipe the west coast

dat unexpected scomo tho

who is that man with the cool sunglasses that sometimes goes black i want to be his friend

pls do more teardown videos

best videoi, loathsome dung eater would aprove

This video hit harder than Yoyogi-Koen.

My son has been bugging me non-stop to get this game. I just wish it was VR.

does anyone know what the outro music is? also congrats on 50k well deserved!

You are the European Florida Man

Is this all canon…is it in the dark Tark lore now?

good video

Gordon Woo, more like Gordon Who?

dude whats ur upload schedule

I legit thought it looked like Dave Batista 😂

Iwatodai Dorm on sixth painting ong

What's that depressed song you always use??

Damn I was beyond late

Did you recover Malaketh's law mower ?

I am part of the 6.9%

Gordon, I crave violence

gar gar just died

Sigma activities

This is a great crime

Who is this Gordon Woo person I'm not versed in the lore at all and cannot find anything on google

I have given thee courtsey enough , now i fight as Gordon woo .. SCAMMER

The Fall of Gordon Woo’s Regime of Capitalism 🔥🔥🔥

What's the deal with goldmask?

Yoyogi-koen