God tier video, god tier humor, god tier edits. Dark Tark can do no wrong in my mind

Chop goblins are goblins that chop, just like Dark Tark is Tark that is Dark, through this revelation we realize we are the exist humans, the humans that exist. That's canon, it's in the lore

What a legend. The melting Bono that is Tark Dark who brought us "It's in the lore" has now brought us the dimensional transcending "chop goblins, goblins that chop".

For a few months I had started a chop goblin joke in the Marauders Discord. it became a regular thing when something went wrong to go " Sir, a second chop goblin has struck the station. "

"say the line dark tark!" "the chop goblins are goblins that chop" "haha i love this lil guy!"

The fact that a distorted picture of bono has become my type of humour is just *chef kiss*

Probably the only good remaining humour on this platform keep cheering me up dark tark

My favourite thing about Chop Goblins is that Chop Goblins has an achievement called "Goblin Mode". This just perfectly summarises the game Chop Goblins in my opinion. And that's canon. IT'S IN THE LORE

I forgot what the channel was called and dead ass typed in the searchbar "it's cannon, it's in the lore" and took me right back home hahaha

The dark tark has came back with his god tier humor a good day it is today

I lov Darky Tarky

Not once, in my entire life, have I ever heard the game referred to as "Serious Samuel." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, sir, for your contribution to society.

The combination of good humor, deadpan delivery, and amazing editing is quickly making you one of the most underrated KZfaqrs out there.

You're the only youtuber I know who can use one joke abit too long and still make it funny

Best channel on youtube right now. Thank you for the content kind sir

The deep lore of this game is out of this world, I mean... compared to Chop Goblins; Elden Ring is an indie game... ( I didn't even realize Dark Tark isnt 100 mill subs yet, if u read this, show one of his videos to your friends )

I am now sad because you cannot chop goblins in chop goblins

Who knew a video about chop goblins could have so much heart in it. Truly a work of art

Hope he mentions that this was made by the dusk 2018 developers

0:20 This is the part where the game becomes a UK simulator

Akshually, you CAN chop them. You might be reflecting their chopping projectiles back at them, but you are still chopping them via reflecting their attacks.

Thank you for blessing us with another upload

I was literally re-watching all your videos just now

i am really inspired by this video. I might also start chopping stuff.

The fact that this guy always speaks in a monotone voice for his videos makes it all the funnier, you’ve earned a sub👍🏻

literally the best youtuber absolutely amazing. Keep chopping dark tark

This man is a genius, or, rather, he is Tark that is Dark - Dark Tark

Congratulations on 100k subs here's to another 100k. I'm glad you came to enjoy the game even more with each play though a fade to black bang cut scene would have made it better.

I love goblins, thank you Dark Tark

Thank you Tark. I have now realized that I have serious need of shotguns and muskets. What if I get taken to a chop goblin castle? That would be no good, and I would die. And we all know that dieing is nowhere near as much fun as killing.

The most soothing voice, could stop babies (like me) from crying

Subbed for Ranni, stayed for Gordon Woo. Keep it up Tark!

Ive been subbed for a while now and it makes me very happy to see you reaching 100k subs good job keep it up

recently started watching all your vids again, immaculate humour

Every month or so i rewatch this video. Hope he makes more videos sooner and gets more veiws

Chop Goblins is a favorite cheap and short game of mine! I got it for my birthday a week and a half ago from a friend and 100%ed it's achievements in just the first day playing it with the 4 and a half hours I burned playing it. Chop Goblins is my 25th game on Steam to make my Perfect Games list out of my 26 total Perfect Games that I'm currently rocking on my Steam page. I was eyed on getting Chop Goblins at a point thanks to it being developed by the guy who made fellow retro style indie shooter DUSK. Nice video btw!

Absolute banger! My IV drips never dripped harder

Always make the god-tier content I thank you sir.

Goblins are related to the Dung Eater. It is in the lore

Im a new viewer to this channel, saw some elden ring vids and your comedy is absolutely hilarious I love your videos

Watching this video 8th time. Sucha masterpiece

I got one thing to say to these dang goblins - Greebus Bleeb!

the best satire on youtube, love it

Man I love your videos can't wait for the first mil subs

Can’t believe famous U2 lead singer Bono has a KZfaq channel

the fact that they dont ever even say its choppin time disappoints me

You're my favorite budget sseth ❤

Babe wake up, new Dark Tark video dropped about goblins who chop, they are called chop goblins because they like to chop

Your videos make my day better

This is the purest form of art i have yet to find

Man Elden Ring really changed this man...

Congratulations on 100k subscribers!

Congrats on 100k🎉

amazing video and channel, why have have I only seen your stuff now

I have learnt a great deal of facts that will remain in my mind for all of eternity

Did not expect to witness Dark Tark justify human existence but I'm all for it. But then again, this might only be the tip of the iceberg of truths to be gained from Chop Goblin

Simply incredible content

Congrats on 100k

Amazing video, as usual

all of these videos are probably great for a resume

This man deserves more subs that 100k

very Epic content 👌🏻 i enjoy

This is so underated

The first time I played this game, I was in a vc with a friend. I streamed the title screen. Friend started watching. I clicked New Game and we saw the difficulty called Goblin Mode. Instantly, my friend bought the game and proposed we race our first playthrough on Goblin Mode. Ever since, Chop Goblins has become a part of a dynamic that only we could understand.

Favorite channel 💯

Corinthian juicestick is really a weapon for the modern man. This game really is the spiritual successor to Serious Samuel. It should be called "Chop Goblins: Seriouser Samuel 2: The electric boogaloostick"

This game really makes you FEEL like you released cheese obsessed, knife wielding, chop goblins

Your voice always catches me off guard ngl

gosh, i love his voice

I wish Mr Dark Tark a great new year

i loved the chop goblins said its chopping time and goblinned all over you

Truly a story of stories. I like this story about the chop goblins

watched one elden ring vid now im in love with his content

Rated C for Copenhagen, its in the lore.

Dark tark is back❤️

You a real one fr fr

Incredible

AAR YES Chop Goblins 3D my favourite game

This video is severely underrated

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams... but Chop Goblins can

In Russia we unironically call my city(SPB) Chopingrad because of high amount cases of murders with dismemberment here

This game is so deep and profound. I never thought that through the power of chopping I could finally realize my life is utterly meaningless. And that’s okay.

The forest in the Steam banner is actually a photo of where David Szymanski lives.

I can't believe you aren't more popular, I came for the Elden Ring but I think this is better

I was not prepared for the heavy philosophy.

The game's creator is the same guy that made Dusk and Iron Lung

Most informational youtuber

> forest > cuts to clip of a child having a seizure Good one.

Babe wake up, Dark Tark just posted

This is the first chop-like video game

This video has been a revelation BTW: what is the piano song at 13:12 ?

this is the video of all time.

The blue chop goblins made my inner thigh lesions worse

Had a lot of XRA vibe at the end there

13:00 thanks to Dark tark . now over 100k people have a better looking resume

PLEASE I NEEED MORE PLEASE

Hey can you tell us more stories about the McDonalds near your house?

PLEASE I NEED MORE CONTENT PLEASE

Less go

What is the song at 12:00 I've heard it before on some of your videos sounds so good :)