The song with only a guitarist and two people singing onscreen... has drums in it?? Somehow?

these characters act like stock photos

16:30 Drew is like “that kid is like 15…” “…I’m so proud of our almost adult child” I was 15 when this video and hearing that made me freak the fuck out cause it made me realize that in 5 years I would be 20 and that’s basically an adult I am in fact 20 now and can confirm, I am scared

My conspiracy theory is that Heather was originally written as the main guy's sister, but then the writers remembered that his sister was supposed to be dead, so they quickly rewrote her to pass her off as his weirdly affectionate friend 😂

2 million of those budget dollars went to the CGI sprinkles.

If I asked my girlfriend when I would get to meet the family and she responded "Sometimes family is closer than you think" I would immediately assume she was my cousin or something.

I find it hysterical that at 27:00 when Kristi’s dad is revealed, she says that she can’t make it home for Christmas and he *laughs* in her face 💀

I absolutely love the scene were Matt is walking around the post office, dressed like 2005 Green Day, with full confidence and talking to everyone and getting like congratulated, all bc he got kissed. He’s like a 5th grader

Why is no one talking about how Christy's job is literally temporary like she'll be gone December 26th so why does the boss care so much?

Emily: 5:56 "my mom and dad went to heaven" Emily: 12:23 "where did my mom and dad go?" Did she forget her parents are dead?

I lowkey love the evil boss. He's just so blatantly rude but also very oblivious.

hey little stinkers. i watched the movie yesterday and am devastated to tell you that “i don’t have feelings for kristi north” does indeed come back at a key part of the plot. i think that scene must have been cut from the dvd version. just felt the need to get this off my chest.

The "when's the last time you had sex?" question caught me so off guard, because this feels like a children's movie and to have a line that blatantly pg-13 is baffling.

I love when you watch a movie and you can tell the director said to the black actor something like “could ya black it up a little?”

Nothing against the kid who played Emily but the constant wide eyes and emotionless smile just gives off the most uncanny feeling and I genuinely don't know why

Years later I still can't tell if Heather is a decent actress or if everyone else's acting just makes her look really good

“My mommy and daddy went to heaven” Like, 10 minutes later- “Where did mommy and daddy go?”

Why is no one talking about the AWFUL color grading this movie has? It looks deep fried lmaooo

My favorite Christmas tradition is watching the Drew Christmas mail video, which is his and Amanda's favorite Christmas movie

i love how the captions describe matt’s niece’s voice as a “little white girl voice”

They spent the 2.5 million on all the cocaine they did writing the movie

You didn’t even mention the stereotypical black friend lmfao

I feel like Sally wearing a tie that long around machinery is a HUGE occupational hazzard.

"heeEYY DOGGY!" is something I quote in my day to day life, and laugh to myself because no one else understands it but me.

When she said "oo ee ahh taa taa" I felt that

23:07 I guarantee you the script was like: *[Insert sassy black woman noises here]*

The parents watching their teenage son sitting on the playground made me cry @ 16:33

Love how they “wrote a song” but then just sang jolly old st. nicholas

Every hallmark movie ever: Main character: ugh I hate Christmas, it gets in the way of my well paying job in New York City Friend: giiirrrrl what you need to get your self for Christmas is a man Main characters dad: hey pumpkin muffin, we need help with the business, why don’t you come home Main character: .......................ok

Imagine being so desperate for love, your niece who's like seven even notices, and then asks Santa to get you a girlfriend lmao

a 28 minute video isn't 'very long' I'm strapped in for a 4 hour documentary style deep dive into this specific movie

17:14 "oh but dumb little girl left her glove" gets me every time it's so funny

Plotwist: The boss is actually in love with Matt and that's why he hates Christi so he's trying to come up with a fake excuse to take her down

the ideal remake of this movie: Drew plays every male character, and Amanda plays every female character. except Christy North, who is played by Danny Gonzalez EDIT: Kurtis plays the dog

the rewatchability of this video is insane

The fact that the evil boss is played by Betty Cooper’s dad in RIVERDALE is my favorite thing ever

Why is Santa asking if she's gonna be home for Christmas. HE'S not even home for Christmas, that's like ...the only day he's not at home

"He needs a friend that'll kiss him and stuff" me too kid

Literally the dinner scene is what my parents do. My mom will call me down for dinner and she hasn’t started yet but I have to stay there because “it’s almost ready”

Matt seems like if Jesse Pinkman never took drugs

the girl literally mentioned her parents went to heaven then half an hour later shes like “WhErE dId mOmmY aNd dAddY gO?”

Every actor looks vaguely familiar but aren't the people you think.

ive listened to this video so many times while going to sleep that it actually feels weird to watch drew talk in this video

Fun fact, most letters to Santa are sent using the zip code 12345. This is a real zip code, belonging solely to the GE campus in Schenectady, NY. When it was first designated, they were not prepared for the influx of mail for the North Pole, since US mail is routed primarily by zip code. The employees volunteer every year to reply to as many letters as they can.

Well it can’t be a $2.50 budget movie because they bought Panda Express for $17.54.

Her opening Santa's letters and responding to them is actually a felony

i’ll be completely honest, when I first saw the trailers for the FNAF movie and saw the main characters were “clueless white guy taking care of his child relative” and “blonde-haired girl who’s a little mysterious” all i could think was “oh, so it’s just Christmas Mail but horror” and i’ve never been able to un-think it ever since

One day ill find the love of my life by quoting this video somewhere and someone recognizes it and we live happily ever after

imagine if the boss was jewish or something and they fired him for not celebrating christmas

When Matt gets kissed, you're gettin' dissed.

it has been almost 4 years and I watch this video so much that I can basically quote it word for word every time I catch myself slacking off at work my brain goes “there’s no slacking at the US postal service… where we work… get back to work…” does it help? not at all. will I continue to use it for the rest of my life? absolutely

This has become part of my Christmas viewing routine.

ok drew you’re lying if you say you’ve walked into someone’s house and not greeted the pet

"Some lunch, or coffee-" "Ooh, eugh, yuck, not coffee, eww, icky, gross, ack, yucky, ooo, no, uughhh"

"There's no slacking at the US Postal Service" is hands-down the funniest line in the movie and you glazed over it. Slacking is the CHIEF EXPORT of the USPS.

21:35 “Why is the person, that mixed the audio DEAF” never fails to make me crack up

WHY DOES EVERY MOVIE NEED A SASSY BLACK WOMAN ?!?!

Is no one angry about the “hot chocolate expert” making hot cocoa with WATER??? Was milk to spicy?

So we're just all not gonna talk about how the only black actor was clearly directed to "black it up a little more" for every word she spoke? For sure, someone gave her the note "you don't sound black enough, BE blacker" like, more than one time in this movie. For sure.

8:35 why is no one talking about the poster behind the boss. "Could this happen to you?": truck in pond

I love how the black woman is basically just there to be a sassy black woman. The main character’s female band-mate is just there to temporarily look like his wife for one scene. Despite wearing glasses, the main female lead apparently doesn’t need them at all.

This whole movie looks like it’s cgi.. like the background is a green screen? It never looks real??

I still say "hey dawggie" to my dog frequently, years later

The part where the parents watch their grown teenage son play on the jungle gym and then she summons a bird made me cry laughing. My brain broke.

“I want someone to kiss my uncle” “Do it yourself”

100% sure the casting call for Sally's role said *_sassy woman_*

I love how the mail conversation between Kristi and the kid can be read as "My uncle needs to get laid" "Pff do it yourself lol" "Can't you do it?" "Family's closer than you think" so it's just... incest?

I’m drawn back to this video like a moth to a flame, except I’m the moth and the flame is Drew imitating the dog and slowly lifting his head while the token black woman says “Hey, Doggie!”

Pimp my Uncle: The Christmas Movie.

How can he afford such a nice house if he’s supporting a child and is also a mailman??

turns out "I don't have feelings for Christi north" is actually brought up again. Idk how he missed this after watching it 10 times

15:42 I hate when people take off their glasses in movies for any reason, be it a make over or even worse to look closely at a tiny detail because when I take off my glasses I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!! WHY ARE YOU REMOVING THE FUCKIN' GLASSES?!? NOW YOU'RE FUCKIN' BLIND! Who thought this was ever a good idea?!? Someone with 20/20 vision apparently! It infuriates me to no end and I always take my glasses off too and scream how now I'm fuckin' blind and can't see shit just to make a point lol

This movie’s portrayal of the token black character is insufferable

This movie looks like it's made of unused footage from a different movie

The bad Christmas movie actor to CW actor pipeline is brutal

i think this is one of my favourite videos. it’s a tradition to watch it every christmas 😂

My mom loves hallmark so I had to show her this. She now hates me and you

"Oh-ooh, ow-ee, ah-da." ~ Sally the sassy black woman, 2010

21:53 the captions "*thank god its over*"

Drew’s videos really have endless re-watchability

this movie is the embodiment of "we'll just fix it in post"

Wait a minute, if Santa exists in this universe... WHY IN THE FLIP ISN'T _HE_ RESPONDING TO THE LETTERS!?

Time for the yearly watch

drew. homie. this video is 5 years old so I am speaking to the void here but the "I don't have feelings for Kristi North" recording does, indeed, come back, which I only learned because I watched the movie myself last week and thought I knew what was happening. I sincerely lost my mind when the boss strutted up and played it, inspiring Kristi to run off and lose all trust in Matt. You are a liar and I know how Kristi feels. I can never trust again

The 2.5 million went into the sprinkle effects 100%

I love imagining the actors jumping around, shaking empty sprinkle bottles at each other, and the situation getting more and more awkward with every retake.

It's only been over 5 years and I just realized that Christy North is short for Christmas North Pole

I feel like this was written by Michael Scott

"Aren't you raising an orphan?" Is the funniest line I've ever heard

I had a horrible realization that the mail room is %100 a green screen

My husband just pointed out that drew had to track down an old flipphone for the 7:31 "Alright, bye" joke. Incredible.

I've worked for USPS in a distribution center and the Trikes are legit! The place is so huge and the supervisors and leads have to go to so many places that it's faster and easier for them to ride. I think I saw this movie was in a very large post office, so it looks like the distribution centers. All that you see in these scenes are very real to the USPS life!

Why? Why do i keep re-watching this? Whenever I end up bored on youtube, i somehow always find my way this video. I feel like I’ve added a million views just from re-watching it so many times. Its gotten to the point I’ve partially memorized it. I’m stuck in a christmas mail vortex. It’s july. My days are full of christmas mail. My dreams are haunted by fake sprinkle fights and terrible audio mixing. A masochistic and cruel part of me wants to cosplay these characters, and it scares me. ... h e l p

"Im on a special assignment. From corporate. Which isn't a thing, because we're a federal agency."

comfort video

Rewatching this for my annual Christmas watch through and I am DYING when they say they tweeted their letters to Santa

To be honest, the premature "it's time for dinner" line was the most realistic part of this whole movie.

(Witness) I’ve just witnessed a murder, please send help! (Operator) Where is your location? (Witness) Timmy house (Operator) what

There's a poster behind the boss I didn't notice until now. It says "Could This Happen to You?", followed by a picture of a mail truck half submerged in water and some tiny writing. I can't tell if this is a legitimate, but deprecated USPS poster they put up, or they made a fake one. Either way, the implication that your truck being underwater is a moment away at any time is hilarious.