I wasted my whole life making a bowl of ketchup

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6 ай бұрын

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@cadesanderson6896 6 ай бұрын

this video did not at all show how long he spent trying to make "sweet vinegar" instead of sweetend vinegar

@cadesanderson6896 6 ай бұрын

it was like at least 20 minutes

@skellaberry 6 ай бұрын

💀

@EddieSpaghetti69 6 ай бұрын

@@cadesanderson6896 Thats 20 years in-game. He spent 20 years trying to make something that doesnt exist.

@Reth_Hard 6 ай бұрын

@@EddieSpaghetti69 lol

@HH-qr5sv 6 ай бұрын

@@EddieSpaghetti69The way you phrase it makes the joke 10x better

@anyap1799 6 ай бұрын

“we lived a good life” “never got pants” that cracked me up honestly

@aquamarie3117 4 ай бұрын

Same

@GamingPinched 3 ай бұрын

Didn't the twin give him the pants lmao

@H2teful 16 күн бұрын

That might be one of the funniest charborg videos

@16-bits87 6 ай бұрын

>born >Makes ketchup once >Do nothing for rest of life >Baby just born, it died in less than 3 seconds "Baby" >Dies -Ketchup man

@trueblueflare 5 ай бұрын

No no no you see he INVENTED ketchup and that makes him a hero

@Southsandwichisland59 2 ай бұрын

Bro became Henry J Heinz

@thearchitect5405 Ай бұрын

That Thomas Jefferson guy made a lightbulb and now he thinks he's the KING OF THE WORLD, yeah well you know what? I know how to make a lightbulb too, damnit.

@neilxmarino 6 ай бұрын

this game perfectly imitates society. charborg contributing nothing but entertainment while eating all of our food

@AbleMarch11th 6 ай бұрын

Haha what do you contribute?

@eveliscent8862 6 ай бұрын

@@AbleMarch11th ketchup!

@haroldtony170 6 ай бұрын

@@AbleMarch11th by making food idk man

@vfanon 6 ай бұрын

@@AbleMarch11thi work in a sweet vinegar factory

@nottinghill7314 6 ай бұрын

@@AbleMarch11thKetchup

@Drazamuffin 6 ай бұрын

Robert “Toby” Ketchup Inventor of ketchup Loved the colour red Known simply as the “ketchup guy” Tried inventing bean tacos Had no other historical importance

@MemeMuseum23 6 ай бұрын

RIP Robert ketchup

@DevilJhoMama 6 ай бұрын

The term "tried inventing" makes me laugh so hard and it shouldn't. Like he tried to invent something that already existed and still failed.

@schneebeingme8758 6 ай бұрын

I mean, the invention of ketchup is a pretty important historic event. I dont think you can say the Ketchup guy had no other historical importance, that's like saying 9II caused a few wars, resulted in the deaths of thousands, but had no other historical importance... KETCHUP GUY WAS IMPORTANT FOR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE!!

@spinalfluidtaster 6 ай бұрын

last word "Baby"

@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk 6 ай бұрын

He craved for ketchup in game, he hasn't invented it yet, he made up the name and ingredients and it worked.

@altyyeahman9521 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t know Charborg knew people terms like “ketchup” and “baby”. He’s learning to be more humanistic everyday!

@stargamingcrazyturtle8196 6 ай бұрын

@otomatonesattheendoftime2396 6 ай бұрын

@@stargamingcrazyturtle8196 so true king

@wow-roblox8370 6 ай бұрын

Relatable

@Gustoberg 6 ай бұрын

DON'T ENCOURAGE THE FISH TO BECOME SENTIENT! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME??

@elmosoviet4107 6 ай бұрын

@@Gustobergno one can forget the incident back in ‘97

@ChromePyramid 6 ай бұрын

I played this a long time ago without any prior knowledge of the tech tree barely scraped by finding berry bushes on thee outskirts of towns/villages while bringing back various items for them to use. One day when I played it with a friend and some guy taught us how to replenish the soil to a berry bush we spent the rest of our lives colloquially known as the "dirt boiz". We collected berries from the field brought them home went back and watered/replenished the soil for the whole damn field several times over eventually when our mentor and mother had passed away we sat languishing around our stockpile of berries watching them slowly deplete but knowing our lives would soon come to end before we saw the last of our work undone we both let out several screeches about the fabled "dirt boiz" before returning to that same dirt we once ferried around. Also at one point in that life an old man passed me and my friend in the field he was close to deaths door and feared we were the last beings he'd see before he crossed over. He said his goodbyes my friend said something respectable while I decided to have a goof and say "Eat shit and die old man" (I planned on immediately telling him it was a joke) I wanted to wish him well into the afterlife however I underestimated how close he was to death so after the horrific insult he instantly died I was both laughing my ass off and sad that those were my final words to the guy

@perpeder4370 6 ай бұрын

That is amazing lmao

@schneebeingme8758 6 ай бұрын

My guy was so flabbergasted by your insult he had a heart attack and collapsed to the dirt

@opewfmWPO 6 ай бұрын

Don't worry he didn't take it serious, back in the days when I played it people would say the darnest stuff, it was so fun.

@felreaverguy 6 ай бұрын

amazing tale thank you for sharing dirt boi

@biohazard9164 6 ай бұрын

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

@xy2447 6 ай бұрын

holy, the ending was so poetic. He was born witnessing his grandparent die, and died near a newborn

@skurwysyn100 5 ай бұрын

and the newborn died before him

@moonwabbit8262 3 ай бұрын

died near a dead newborn*

@FishyMaxSteel 6 ай бұрын

Charborg is the master of thumbnails: no big words, no red arrows, no bad photoshop. Using only short sentences and humorous imagery. Thank you Charborg

@skurwysyn100 5 ай бұрын

screenshot from a game the video is about... wow, so original.

@skurwysyn100 5 ай бұрын

really, your comment doesn't make much sense.

@T-Jex 5 ай бұрын

I like that the rest of his family treats him like the dumb cousin that sits on the kid’s table during weddings

@valhatan3907 Ай бұрын

At least the community is nice to him 😂 Honestly, one of the best game community (not counting the griever)

@P0PE418 6 ай бұрын

I need more charborg 1h1l, bring back the rest of the crew too Criken, Tomato, everyone. 1H1L is always hilarious with you guys

@cadesanderson6896 6 ай бұрын

it was like last friday i think, he said he wanted to do it agian with chat but they were having problems with hosting a server

@Alfred-Neuman 6 ай бұрын

There is also "Two Hours One Life", this one is free and it's pretty much the same game. (It's based on the same source code and it's using the same graphics.) For those that want to try the game without spending money.

@cadesanderson6896 6 ай бұрын

@@Alfred-Neuman yeah he talked about that before ending stream / changing games, I cant remember. he said he would look into it later

@froxdoggaming3385 5 ай бұрын

Tomato???

@2ndTooth 6 ай бұрын

Inventing the Pocket French Fry might be the most CHRBRG thing you've ever done

@MrXmasspirit 6 ай бұрын

1:31 The way he just whispers "I am rob" lol. I love it its so dramatic

@LovecraftHandle 6 ай бұрын

The end almost spelt the end of me. Charby witnesses a baby fall on its head and die as he exclaimed "baby" just before his heart stopped beating.

@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk 6 ай бұрын

Respect for the brother in yellow shirt, he gave Charborg pants, even if he's not gonna have one for the rest of his life.

@Troriscool 3 ай бұрын

he wore the pants his brother made for him when they were babies till he died truly magical.

@aquamarie3117 4 ай бұрын

"We lived a good life, brother." "Maybe you did. I never got pants."

@2ndbrain909 6 ай бұрын

Ngl you did pretty alright for a new player. Mainly because you didn’t get in the way or bring danger too the people or town. Making food is pretty good.

@mari4759 6 ай бұрын

It's so funny to me that his last word before death was simply "baby"

@GARBAGE_GOD 6 ай бұрын

watched this while eating fries with ketchup. thank you charborg for filling me up carnally and spiritually

@mushr--m 6 ай бұрын

carnally..?

@somuchsoul3041 6 ай бұрын

Physically

@BalthorYT 6 ай бұрын

@@mushr--m Don't kinkshame

@Tom-oj7si 6 ай бұрын

Bro's got Charborgs sauce deep in him

@xhappybunnyx 6 ай бұрын

"wash them in the cistern" "isnt that a toilet" leader: *oh no*

@Sin_Ligereep 6 ай бұрын

I'm so glad you decided to play One Hour One Life! I felt like it'd be a great game for you to play since you like to roleplay and get into making stories in games.

@Francidium 6 ай бұрын

clobberg streams are always so lovely

@liethaboy 6 ай бұрын

Are you having A stroke?

@commiedog425 6 ай бұрын

@@liethaboya*

@jabeeballs 6 ай бұрын

@@commiedog425 no the stroke so good it got an A

@thedeliveryboy1123 6 ай бұрын

i scanned this comment twice because i thought it was normal, that scared me

@Tom-oj7si 6 ай бұрын

It's the best when Chaorbed strokes us

@YE33E 6 ай бұрын

Died from the shock of seeing a stillbirth, that's tragic.

@Jimalkill10n 3 ай бұрын

At least your last words were "baby" instead of "isn't that a toilet?"

@JaeIBe 12 сағат бұрын

Underrated comment, cracked me up, thank you xD

@Poseidon-SeaGod 6 ай бұрын

He spent his whole life making ketchup, so when he started to make something else he died

@eveliscent8862 6 ай бұрын

"Only made one bowl of ketchup and hey it lasted me 60 years" - Ketchup Guy

@lawden210 6 ай бұрын

Got to love his interactions with his family, especially inventing the term "Quad dip"

@poptartpoltergeist9765 6 ай бұрын

I’m so happy to see people playing this again

@mitchellmcgoldrick7945 6 ай бұрын

What a beautiful life and story. Hopefully, that baby will keep the ketchup dream alive, allowing the cycle to continue anew and the legend and gift of ketchup and fries to be passed through the generations.

@mtrso7920 3 ай бұрын

the moment I realised I've been in the same world and the same house, probably contributed something to this particular society where I bonded with people in my limited time of one life is eye-wetting

@surg23 3 ай бұрын

Technically you spent 1/4 of your life making ketchup and the rest of your life talking about it lol.

@bruceluiz 6 ай бұрын

If I had one hour to live, it woukd be well spent making French Fries with Ketchup to my family. And to the victor, potatoes!

@mishagaming1075 10 күн бұрын

make sure to tell them how long it'll take for the fries to finish, i'm not 100% sure you might live the whole time

@blakesch3774 6 ай бұрын

I’ve been binge watching you CHRBRG you are hilarious 😂

@izaactherealdeal9214 6 ай бұрын

I love that Charborg filmed a day in his life like this, such a special ketchup inventor. 🥰

@Kazak29 6 ай бұрын

what a touching beautiful story, the ketchup guy will forever be remembered a legend of these lands

@illusionaryheart3325 6 ай бұрын

It was nice to see people are still playing this! It's been awhile since I've last played but it's such a chill game

@dopiepanda 6 ай бұрын

Awesome to see you play OHOL! Been binge watching your VOTV and Barotrauma streams, keep up the great work brother

@liethaboy 6 ай бұрын

Always a good day when chunkrock uploads

@Ash-fd8ww 6 ай бұрын

"I'm glad I got to taste this before I die" 😭😭♥♥

@CuteKyuubi 4 ай бұрын

I used to watch someone play this game about 5 years ago, so nostalgic

@Bananabreadplz 6 ай бұрын

I can't believe we have documented footage of cardboards life

@CJ-fb5ni 6 ай бұрын

You should definitely play this more, was fun to watch!

@mrm3llow25 6 ай бұрын

seeing charborg upload always makes me smile

@evanator3521 6 ай бұрын

So glad you’re playing this game, it’s a hidden gem

@AkymarsDoc 6 ай бұрын

I want more of this, this is hillarious

@JaeIBe 12 сағат бұрын

The man who made ketchup, whose last words were "Baby", and who thought that cisterns were bathrooms and killed the colony by contamination. Rob, the man, the myth, the legend.

@Taloried 6 ай бұрын

We need more of this, We need a return of Bean Man. We've seen the story of Ketchup man but we need to see Bean Man now.

@user-vf1zw3wn3m 5 ай бұрын

I watched the game years ago and bought it but never played it. I think you just gave me the motivation to play it, this was such a fun video

@15two82 6 ай бұрын

this is definitely me when i waste my entire life making a bowl of ketchup

@acatfrompoland5230 6 ай бұрын

Please do more of this some day.

@zerounderscore 6 ай бұрын

one of my favorite videos you have made

@DrexSux 5 ай бұрын

There’s some serious character development in this 15 minute segment: we go from a little boy with red pants to a grown man in the same red pants with a bowl of ketchup

@lawden210 6 ай бұрын

Good to see more people playing this game!

@TheFaxMachine69 6 ай бұрын

i was into this game a LOT, glad to see its making its rounds again :D

@devonstacy8433 6 ай бұрын

I got a bit baked prior to watching this, I havnt laughed so hard in grip. I think the wife was getting annoyed from how much I was giggling lol #Borg4President2024

@mildlymarvelous 6 ай бұрын

Please play more of this game!!!! I’ve never enjoyed anyone playing One Hour One Life so much, it seems to be a perfect fit for you!!!!!

@-Blasphemy- 5 ай бұрын

Watch call me kevin play it! He's just like this youtuber and his playthroughs are just as funny if not funnier lmao

@mildlymarvelous 5 ай бұрын

@@-Blasphemy- Yes, I have!!! I am a CallMeKevin fan!

@-Blasphemy- 5 ай бұрын

@@mildlymarvelous Lmao, spectacular taste. Let me know if you find another funny youtuber that plays this game too!

@GrandKaiserOfKrieg 6 ай бұрын

bruh this video made my day!!! I gotta have more of this game!!!

@nmf0 6 ай бұрын

As someone who absolutely loves ketchup and ate ketchup just by itself on multiple ocasions, I approve of this video.

@gorse17 6 ай бұрын

seeing chubarg post always makes me excited

@liethaboy 6 ай бұрын

Are you also having a stroke?

@thesaviorofsouls5210 6 ай бұрын

He got a bit too excited@@liethaboy

@gorse17 6 ай бұрын

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 ;)

@noobicpro7774 6 ай бұрын

finally charborg plays the best game he could play

@RetroIsWatching 6 ай бұрын

Chantburg never fails to develop a quality video to upload to yuotueb

@lucien760 6 ай бұрын

i learned more about how to play this game from this video than i have from any tutorial

@dami8965 6 ай бұрын

Chumpborg always delivers

@hijidltkr 6 ай бұрын

NO WAY i used to play this game for hours on end. i built random churches and found piles of iron with my fellow family on there it can be so fun

@Wilffard 5 ай бұрын

a potato had a longer life span than him

@MarsheIIo 6 ай бұрын

i saw kevin play this im so glad charbo did too

@user-sb2ms5hf5k 6 ай бұрын

I remember playing this for so long...don't worry about being new to the game, the long term players have never improved. That towns set up is so inefficient that it only takes a few newbies for everyone to begin to starve. Also every civilization gets wiped after a week or so which is why I stopped playing. It was annoying to never make true progress twords anything even though the game first presented itself as a permanent civilization that gets built up. So you will never see the work of players many years ago.

@MrSkeleton14 6 ай бұрын

Darn, game seems fun

@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet 6 ай бұрын

We need more of this

@devlinmcguire7543 6 ай бұрын

Nobody can talk to a horse of course. Unless of course that horse is the _faaaaaaamous_ Mr. Ed!

@bobombnik1817 6 ай бұрын

"Sometimes I struggle to make food like this too"... lol, same.

@Kriglz 6 ай бұрын

Can we get another episode? That was so fun to watch

@Someone---somewhere 6 ай бұрын

15:01 "BABY" *dies*

@graylykan2739 6 ай бұрын

I didn't know Charborg invented ketchup. XD I think we owe all our french fries, eggs, hamburgers, hotdogs, potato dishes, chicken tenders, and more to this guy.

@WalletWorrier 6 ай бұрын

His sole contribution to society was a single bowl pf ketchup lol

@brittanyjoynortherner9970 6 ай бұрын

The best video on One Hour One Life

@victoriouswinner7745 6 ай бұрын

one day i will strive to be as productive as charbo

@Zanytiger6 6 ай бұрын

Man invents ketchup 1,000s of years before it would truly be appreciated.

@Dr.Apocalypse 6 ай бұрын

I love you charborg and your weirdness first

@foxbuns 5 ай бұрын

*I gotta have a pocket french fry. I'm gettin' pissed*

@zaroko8105 6 ай бұрын

Wish Chrbrg plays more of this game

@Razbox360 6 ай бұрын

Charborg is just unique😂

@thecwd8919 3 ай бұрын

He was so surprised by the baby that he had a heart attack

@flockfighter 6 ай бұрын

This is a good video. Well done, chrg

@RaiBlu10 6 ай бұрын

I REMEMBER THIS GAME PLAYED IT BACK AROUND WHEN IT WAS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT AND WHEN IT CAME OUT I MANAGED TO LIVE UNTIL DYING FROM OLD AGE IT WAS SO COOL ;-;;