The philly incident really is needed. It’s a defining comedic moment in general but it deserves a reaction. Also learning the story behind it from Bill himself is well worth watching for context

Man, it's pretty common for a guy that calls the police for domestic violence to be the one that gets arrested.

My parents taught me to not attack people, but both my parents taught me to defend myself against anyone that attacks me.

I called the police on my wife. She hit me over my 7 years of marriage. I finally called the police and threw her a$$ in jail. That was the end of the marriage. I was close to my limit and did not want to define myself like that. So off she went in handcuffs. Happy to report now I am at 17.5 years of blissful marriage with my 2nd (and final) wife.

The thing that really bothers me is the women cheering as he's describing being hit and having his stuff destroyed. Seemingly oblivious about the fact that it's only the restraint of the guy that prevents them from being flattened. Being violent to someone who has essentially disarmed themself is nothing to be proud of, or cheer about.

Hilarious, but also accurate! I am a female that is guilty of acting that way and my man did send me to jail fast af. The cops were "embarrassed for him" and that's why men don't usually do it. You have every right and I'm always sorry ❤

My 20 yr son just told me yesterday (seriously yesterday) . "I think u only got mad at me 1 time in my life". I laughed and said "I pick my battles".

Equality means equality at all times, not only when they want it.

Exactly right, nobody should be hitting anybody. Acts of vandalism is a form of violence as well & should be dealt with accordingly. Not acceptable behavior no matter WHO is doing it.

I knew a guy that got away with hitting a women. She literally grabbed him by the balls, and threatened to tear them off, and he decked her. The cops didn't even charge him when they showed up because he was wearing shorts and they could see the bloody trails up his leg from her nails when she went for his his balls. So there is a line that can be crossed.

Now, I understand the concept of, "you just don't say it out loud," but he's a comedian. That is, quite literally, his job.

He is saying it out loud because he is a comic, that’s what they do and why we love him. We can’t say it but he needs to go on stage and say it and we need him to. Burr is the comedian for the people who think that but can’t say it out loud but need someone to say it for them. We love you Bill.

As a a woman I crack up every time Bill does that dadadada Beevis energy thing to imitate women.

The Philly Incident. Bill was performing the Opie and Anthony Festival in Philly. It was like 5 hrs into the festival and the crowd started booing the previous act. That made him mad. The crowd booed him and he snapped on them. He turned the crowd by roasting them and they applaud at the end.

Love your point on raising daughters better. I was raised not to let people hit me, but I was also raised not to hit people except in defense when they start it. I always figured if I hit a guy I am giving them permission to hit me back. Pretty easy to not hit guys when you think that way and know they can usually hit a lot harder!

This guy is so articulate that it doesn't bother me when he stops Bill to comment.

The women cheering in the audience at very specific points tells you all you ever need to know about the current state of gender relations

Never understood living like that. Never hit anyone I was seeing, never shouted or cursed at someone, and never destroyed anyone's property. If you feel that much animosity towards someone, walk away. Either temporarily to collect yourself, or permanently.

No, women won't go to jail just as fast. The police often times don't take it seriously, or end up taking the man away. Same on some military bases in base housing.

I love your totally rational point you make, after a horrible, yet hilarious comment. Your laugh right before your response is why I keep tuning in.

You have to be joking that women go to jail just as fast, check conviction/sentencing disparity between women and men. A good amount of the time if a man tries to press charges he will end up in jail.

Bill is one of the best comedians going these days. Hell he's been doing a podcast alone for 10+ years. All the while touring as a comedian making millions. With a wife and two kids at home.

I started watching this guy for his comments on songs about he's actually a really good analyst and commentator... New fan

Burr is the Goat Comedians get to say all the shit we think all the time. It just makes it that more funny when you have guys like Bill Burr get to Tell it through a comedians thought process !

I was married 20 years, and my ex wasn't a bad person. But, I dated for the past 12, and I came across one woman who was just a nightmare of irrational temper and physical rage....breaking things, threatening me. After seeing Bill Burr deliver this comedic piece, I think back and believe if someone in her life could've just hauled off and clocked her just once, my bet is her behavior would've instantly changed.

9:03 he didn't sue her sir. he married her.

As a woman and a bigtime fan, this is my all-time fav Burr bit ❤

The looks on your face are priceless😄

The Philly Incident really encapsulates when a comic snaps. Burr roasts a whole town, showing he just doesn't GAF.

I spent 37 years married to a woman that just never quit. If she wanted something she’d just nag until you gave in to shut her up. When she died everyone wondered why I wasn’t more sad. Because I had no idea what life was like being free from it. Slow boil. Didn’t even see it coming. Didn’t start that way. Just wore me down. I get Al bundy now

Man I was fucking tired last night. I fell asleep during this reaction last night, but I’m back to actually watch it. Dude your voice is very calming.

That's the thing man, I was raised by my mother to defend myself, that no one gets to put their hands on me. Young, old, male, female. She said, "if a girl is man enough to hit you, she's man enough to get hit back."

Saying that crazy shit out loud is what made this man famous

It's funny hearing bill burr joke about being single, especially since he got married and has a kid or 2 now.. one of my favorite comedians and you really owe it to yourself to check out his new special. Or really any of his stand up specials..

Oh please do more Bill Burr! You are really good! Please keep on going!

Remember, it's it's not a lecture, it's comedy and during a comedy routine, all bets are off. Bill is a great Entertainer.

He said she knows you won't call the police but, I was in a situation where an ex burned my stuff and I immediately dialed 911! She was shocked and tried to apologize but, I told her she needed to unburn my stuff before I would even think about taking her back! 😂 I've forgiven her because, I can't hold a grudge! I just didn't keep in contact with her. 😢 Thank you for sharing your reactions with us! ❤

I love it when someone just meets me and says you know what your problem is and now I just say I gotta hear this there was a time i would have lost my shit about it 😂

You will find Philly Rant, or any of dozens of Burrs bits out there. Worth a deep dive.

We used to shake our co-workers' ladders as painters. 😅 Always a good laugh.

Mr L., I liked your response much better. True gentleman. People today have phone cameras to take pics of abuse or destruction of property. Never hit.

I grew up in Australia in the 1960's with 2 older and one younger sister. A golden rule was to never hit a girl. My sisters remember [as do I ] when they would hold me down, pinch me, punch me and pull my hair. When I was eventually freed I would lash out and hit the nearest tormentor. "Daddy, Rob hit us". I was then given a whooping for hitting "the girls" Sad, but true. I have never hit a girl or woman since. To their detriment, they never learnt not to provoke a guy to violence. There is some moral there..

I love your videos I love your video break down definitely have a new viewer in me next video should be philly rant best bill video yet

Bill Burr Is Absolutely Epic!

As a male domestic abuse survivor, thanks for speaking up. Men need to have a zero tolerance policy

As a cop in the Seventies in Philly, we very rarely locked anyone up for domestic violence. They gave us the discretion then to decide whether or not an arrest was warranted. 99% of the time we told the guy to 'walk' or if drunk we'd put him in the tank till' the nex' shift came on. The reasoning? 98% of that 99% would be back together the nex' day and refuse to press charges. Want more reasoning? We may have had 4 or 5 'Domestic' calls waiting, any one of them may be worse than the one we are handling. An arrest takes one off the street for hours... too much stuff goin' on in North Philly to not be on the street. (That discretion was later taken away by Pennsylvania Law... if any mark of violence is seen, the unmarked gets arrested... even a scratch. Ridiculous.)

You just said you can't find the philly rant anywhere so I just checked & literally 5 or 6 seperate videos of it popped up immediately. Not sure what's going on on your end but it's definitely on YT.

I love the irony of the cobra kai shirt while reacting to violent thoughts and criticizing him for it 😂

I was being attacked by an ex once. I tried to leave after the first 3-4 minutes of feeling her mood, knowing an argument was coming, didn't wanna go through that AGAIN and the kids upstairs would be upset AGAIN. But she convinced me to stay, said she'd cooked us a meal, etc. Half an hour later she's screaming in my face, finger in my face. So I put my shoes on, she locks the door and hides the key. Locks the back door too. I'm trying to calm her down, she's screaming crying, kids upstairs are crying, she won't let me leave, she grabs a broom thing and starts smashing me over the head with it in the kitchen. I put my hands up and deflect it, the broom comes down on my shoulder (collar bone) and draws blood, my white T-shirt turning red, and she isn't stopping. So I did what I had to do. I grabbed the broom thing, threw it aside, grabbed her and flung her on the kitchen table and held her down and told her calmly, but loudly ... "Touch me again, and I'll kill you. Stop.". She closed her eyes, and I walked into the living room, opened the living room window, and left into the pouring rain and walked 6 miles home with only one shoe on. Lot of thinking time on the way home. She called me as soon as I got home and told me the kids were screaming, beside themselves, and I need to go back and make it right with the kids. THATS the game some women play. Unreal. And if I'd so much as hired a lawyer to try to ensure custody of the kids if I left her, the lawyer would LAUGH in my face and say "You're a MAN! You have ZERO chance! Unless she is diagnosed with a mental illness, has a drug habit OR beats the kids! Other that this, you have zero chance.". I know that, because I asked a lawyer friend who I went to school with.

Bill Burr is a legend, please do Andrew Shultz! Anything by him is gold, his crowd work is impeccable

I had a gf who was abusive to me. She stabbed me in the stomach one night and that was it. I called the police and they arrested her. Unfortunately I paid her bail the next day and the relationship continued for another year or so. No person, man or woman, should tolerate that shit.

Bill Burr is the quintessential Man's Comedian. He's by far one of the best.

I've watched every Burr video you've done now. Just luck I saw the first Burr video you did as the first video I saw of yours.

💯 Bill Burr is a maniac that I really enjoy! 🤯 He's soo funny! I can just look at the guy and laugh! 😁😂🤣

I'm always here for the bill burr

No less than Mike Tyson uttered one of my favorite sayings of the last 3-7 years: 'Everybody's got a plan until they're punched in the face!' Word.

Keep up the awesome reactions.

I think I won the jackpot because my fiancée and I can sit beside each other for hours in silence. Also, I've been off work for 2 years so far due to disibility, and she's doing her best to provide for the both of us. Meanwhile, I do my best to be a house husband and take care of the animals and clean as my body and mental state allow. I also grew up in a household where my step mom was verbally, psychologically, and physically abusive to my father and he couldn't do a single thing about it. He would drink constantly as a way to deal with his depression and abusive relationship and because he believed nobody would believe him because he's a man. She would also gaslight me constantly for as long as I could remember, up until about 7 years ago, where I finally got away. One time, they were both drunk, I went downstairs because it was dinner time and my fathers face was bleeding and his glasses were on the floor. She scratched the hell out of his face, and then proceeded to yell for someone to call the cops while he was on the ground, in fetal position, trying to defend his head. He finally got up, told her not to touch him again, or else he'd hit her back. She didn't listen and went after him and he pushed her really hard to the ground. The cops showed up and he hopped the back fence and was missing for a few weeks as she pressed charges against him, even though I gave my testimony to the police of what I had seen, she still was able to convince the cops she was abused and the victim. Sorry for the long message, and to those who have read this, thanks for your time and I hope nobody is ever in a toxic relationship like that, and if you are that you're able to talk to someone and get away from them.

MrLBoyd, The main Philly rant some others reacted to seems to be taken down. Search Bill Burr Philadelphia Incident (better audio)

Before I even see the content concerning Bill I immediately give thumbs up and comment

Just have to say, he says these things out loud because he is a very talented comedian!! 😂 That's what makes him funny, saying the truths we all can relate to but would never say! Lol. That's why I love that red headed psycho😝

You have the gravitas of a starship captain.

Do the "gold digging w**res" thats one of the best from him

Haha.. hey man.. watched many of you're videos with you and Bill B.... you are awesome.... the way you think just reaffirms to me that we people are just people.... I'm just a smelly Canadian truck driver... that has rolled around north America for years... I love people.. and I think 99% of us are all the same .. ( I wish it was 100% ) is funny.. when I first heard Bill b .. I laughed but felt guilty for laughing... but quickly it seemed to me that he is rough and funny.... but there is no hate... he does such a good job of vocalizing the crazy world we live in:) . Thank you for your videos and you're outlook on life 👍

Love your point mate.👍

This is so true. If men did what women do they would have a mob chasing them. We have 2 sons and a daughter. Now we taught our sons not to put there hands on a girl and there. I told them if a girl puts there hands on them they r to walk away and press charges. Unless she has a weapon of any sort u get urself to safety. My daughter realized that she can hit her brother and he won’t hit her back. My son asked us why is it ok for a girl to hit a boy but a guy hits a chick he goes to prison. He was about 14-15 when he asked us. I told him it’s not ok, but the difference is a man’s muscle mass bone density a woman can slap the shit out of a man and ya it might hurt , but it’s not gonna damage her. If a man hits her back u don’t understand ur strength and u can kill her , knock her mouth and if she hits her head or u fracture her skull ur going to prison. Now my daughter every-time she hit her brother he got a dollar he was rankin it in until that Friday he got all her allowance and she was crying. We’ll keep ur hands to urself and u would have ur money u chose not to and these r the consequences for ur choice. One day ur gonna meet a guy at the store where ever and he may not have been raised to respect women u u put ur hands up ur gonna get ur ass beat. So I’d rather u learn this way then that way. Keep ur hands to urself. If the real world unless u can fight and hit like a man keep ur hands to urself. Problem was solved.

I've been down that road where I needed to call the police on my now ex gf for striking and choking me. She went as far as to start harming herself with a bread knife while I was outside waiting for the officers to arrive. Tried to convince the officers I was the aggressor! Thankfully my story and the recorded 9-1-1 call outlined what was really happening behind closed doors.

Nice reaction to the brilliance of Burr.

Check out the helicopter bit lol! Classic Bill Burr

You must watch his SNL monologue! Epic!

You are such a good guy much props

He's from Massachusetts, here we just speak the truth lol 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think the Philly rant is a good choice early on the Bill Burr journey, IMHO. Personally, if I had seen the Philly rant before I had a chance to understand him & his comedy better, I may never have given his stand-up routines a chance. Now that I am a total fan & listen to his podcasts (and his explanation of the event), I have compassion for him as to what happened there. LOVE Mr Bill Burr!

Bert Kreischner The Machine is also a great stand up bit

Sir u have heard every example he puts forth! Makes it that much more funny

Yeah I’m gonna go ahead and press “X” to doubt on he can’t find the Philly Rant.

You aren't ready for "Philly Rant' yet...lol

My Friend and I call you that because I could totally see us chilling having intelligent conversation unencumbered by political correctness. You are inspiration and if the world was filled with more people who share your point of view we could all get along just fine.

The best comedians say the quiet part out loud, imo.

You don't talk about " muffin punching"😁

Well . . . . my parents did tell me at a young age that I shouldn't slap my brothers . . . .only to, years later, when my brothers hit me tell me to my face 'What did you do to make him hit you?' The underlying rule in my parents house was- they can hit me, I can't hit back because I'm a girl. And boys are better than girls. Which, I have been trying to shred off me since. No one is better than me, I am no better than anyone else- but don't think for a minute that you can hit me and get away with it. I may not hit you back, but I'm sure as hell, out that damn door if you do. So, my experience is this: if you get physical with someone, even the slightest, be prepared for them to physically get defensive- they would have the right to because you're getting physical.

Normally I have no problem with mispronunciations, but dude you called him Bill Barr. Bad dude there

Violence is never the answer

I have a 4 year older sister. In different occasions I once attacked her with a scissors and she dislocated my shoulder(ı was pre teen). And because we let out all our anger young and know what it is like when you cross the line we aren't physicaly agrassive people anymore.

Being married and divorced 3 times they all sound like the movie Mars Attack!...when the Aliens are talking a mile a minute.

I think that is part of the reason my dad loved my mother so much. She... honestly, she just did not give a shit. About anything. As long as he wasn't out cheating or coming home drunk, she did not care.

There is a reason why it is called Comic RELIEF.

If you show interest pertaining to this specific content, specifically, then that specific specificity I will know, to specifically respond to it and give you the specifics regarding said specific content. 😂 love it

Props on the Cobra Kai sweater.

Always teach your kids don't start a fight but finish it if someone else does

Bill says it out loud because no one else has the courage to do so, he's exaggerating because he's a comic and that is his living.

My brother got beat and bruised by his girlfriend, because he wouldn't fight back because you don't hit women. He called the cops, they basically laughed at him and told him to be a man. It happened again, same result. Why didn't he leave? Cuz he didn't want to leave his son. Third time it happened when the police showed up she made sure she was holding the baby and claimed that he had pushed her while she had the baby in her arms, so she was only defending herself and her baby. And now he's got a felony on his record. It didn't matter that there was a history of abuse, because he was a man and she was a woman, and women can't beat up men. Now, I will say that it seems that it happens more the other way where the men beat up their spouses, but who would know with cops like ignoring when men call the police. Goes back to antiquated ideas of gender roles, men are supposed to be strong and women are supposed to be wilting flowers. Women can be just as tough as men or tougher. I think our presenter is spot-on, teach your kids not to hit anybody male or female.

He's a comedian doing comedy.

...NEVER DIES!!!!

Hopefully you’re gonna sue her sir😂😂

Bill Burr is one of the greatest comedians

someone has to say it out loud, so we can be exposed, even if just to ourselves, for harbouring some of those thoughts, even if 'innocently'... the dark truths are buried within all of us.. its good to have a spotlight light 'em up once in a while, and, if it takes humour, to make us listen to the message, so be it.👍🏼✌🏼🇨🇦

11:05 love his facial expressions, keep these up lol

As a girl I dont want any guy hitting any girl or any one for any reason but there are some girls who use that against guys

HELL YEAH! MORE Bill Burr please lol he's my fave