I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful. Patreon 🡆 / fabulouscrusty Twitch 🡆 / fabulouscrusty Twitter 🡆 / fabulouscrusty #vr #jobsimulator #virtualreality
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@Coolkid_edit23 ай бұрын
People watching in 2024 cuz why not :) Yes I liked my own comment
@JB-br5yn2 ай бұрын
Me
@Ria4lifeloveАй бұрын
Me
@scorbunnysplushes550Ай бұрын
Me
@ElliotandEmmaandIzzyАй бұрын
Yeah why not
@ElliotandEmmaandIzzyАй бұрын
Me
@KnightOfAwesometon4 жыл бұрын
Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
@DB-cn6rw4 жыл бұрын
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
@drbright66083 жыл бұрын
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
@alexconrad83133 жыл бұрын
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow
@ryanmiller8903 жыл бұрын
I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more
@jinx8713 жыл бұрын
@@DB-cn6rw pp
@user-js9bb1qh5f5 ай бұрын
Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.
@Youknowwho78 Жыл бұрын
Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids
@Albatross0913 Жыл бұрын
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
@k0lapsed4 жыл бұрын
All ready my favorite KZfaqr and I have only been watching for a few days
@beckyfinfrock91512 жыл бұрын
SAME
@roman-flashspeedy18832 жыл бұрын
Same
@busteddiamond17142 жыл бұрын
Same
@katherinestacey7714 Жыл бұрын
SSSSAME😯😯😯
@mika_reality Жыл бұрын
As he should be.
@user-gs9ls6pd8t9 ай бұрын
I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂
@snailvale4 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!
@Ami_-lq9tr3 жыл бұрын
5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂
@SFYT20082 жыл бұрын
8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight
@ya_boi_m.t4000 Жыл бұрын
His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty
@JWE.09Ай бұрын
👇People who play job sim in 2024
@ryanheeney9255Ай бұрын
Khb
@hulick6910Ай бұрын
I DO!!!
@Get_Chosen_TodayАй бұрын
ME
@Green_dudeFromOHIO69Ай бұрын
@@ryanheeney9255what do you mean and i do
@NiceguyjyАй бұрын
MEEEE
@Swordyll4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "
@tamsynmarie85263 жыл бұрын
Not enough come back here!
@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo61993 жыл бұрын
@Ethan Porter lol
@VT-ys7ci3 жыл бұрын
fkl;mn
@chelseaharkins66602 жыл бұрын
F that
@DisposableJustice4 жыл бұрын
I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now
@edith87613 жыл бұрын
So true so true
@DisposableJustice3 жыл бұрын
@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think
@jolenegust77192 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@mdlmfo Жыл бұрын
oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant
@DisposableJustice Жыл бұрын
@@mdlmfo 😏
@mrfriespotato2834 Жыл бұрын
7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "
@saraaltamimi1190Ай бұрын
TRUEE
@thiagoay78 ай бұрын
0:41 oh the freezer okay
@thequestor56794 жыл бұрын
EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago
@Howsyourday2073 жыл бұрын
3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕
@LetsPlayer3o9 Жыл бұрын
how many people are coming back everyday?!
@donnawanna98334 ай бұрын
I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.
@masonsdungeon37544 жыл бұрын
You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.
@dvkevin4 жыл бұрын
Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!
@JamesSmith-vh4kg Жыл бұрын
you are so funny!! i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid
@galketxfredh77839 ай бұрын
6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment
@benriley70534 жыл бұрын
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
@skaboopydoopthedoop87114 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry
@noahfeinstein25173 жыл бұрын
@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol
@hoggywoggy74893 жыл бұрын
Lol
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge27802 жыл бұрын
did you ever make that death ray
@benriley70532 жыл бұрын
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
@NatashaWinland3 жыл бұрын
I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂
@deanaanderson79532 жыл бұрын
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
@Evoedits6 Жыл бұрын
OMG YES!
@NatashaWinland Жыл бұрын
@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.
@Evoedits6 Жыл бұрын
@@NatashaWinland yes Me to
@anthonynappa5165 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-ci4ew7bs7b7 ай бұрын
i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:
@Oliver_randos Жыл бұрын
9:47 in the video made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah
@joeyb74083 жыл бұрын
*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT
@mrhalfwit9723 жыл бұрын
that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*
@joeyb74083 жыл бұрын
@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020
@joeyb74083 жыл бұрын
@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.
@c4ndym0nster2 жыл бұрын
Me tho
@chillpizza_wastaken2 ай бұрын
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
@tiaanengelbrecht61583 жыл бұрын
You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!
@Nojustchickennuggets5 ай бұрын
Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@Abbyl0l9 күн бұрын
Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D
@charleshatfield82134 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.
@tomparker85344 жыл бұрын
No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money
@thedenseone64434 жыл бұрын
Math 100
@The_Archi-Tech4 жыл бұрын
200 IQ
@gabrielgodoy29704 жыл бұрын
STONKS
@IAmCrusty3 жыл бұрын
it worked probably
@thedenseone64433 жыл бұрын
IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works
@The_I.T._Department.4 ай бұрын
11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂
@loganmaccallaugh1148 ай бұрын
You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇
@wrench_games42656 ай бұрын
True
@Dunkee_vr5 ай бұрын
@@wrench_games4265false
@Plushworld220225 ай бұрын
Tru
@tinevillefrance41575 ай бұрын
True lol
@charliemaher81585 ай бұрын
@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true
@MrSky-us1jj3 жыл бұрын
15:19 No one: Absolutely no one: Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet
@juliolarios22393 жыл бұрын
6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"
@Ghost.g902 ай бұрын
1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂
@hendrivanzyl405823 күн бұрын
I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.
@3C5TACY3 жыл бұрын
Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!
@joakablondie3 жыл бұрын
Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌
@Gemma.123452 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Elizabeth-hf8jr2 жыл бұрын
@@Gemma.12345 not funny
@OrbitalSuno Жыл бұрын
6:57 bro ran like sonic
@Jaxcoop1234 Жыл бұрын
Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊
@Currypotnoodle_4 жыл бұрын
Love all of your videos Crusty! Never fail to make me laugh and smile. Keep going man you’re so underrated and deserve so much for your wonderfully appealing and funny personality. Keep going we love you!
@Lucky-Lee93 Жыл бұрын
Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.
@SpietYTАй бұрын
Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂
@Ghost.g902 ай бұрын
2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)
@Dovahshark4 жыл бұрын
7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny
@sircharlesninefingers41703 жыл бұрын
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
@emmajay56663 жыл бұрын
And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.
@Chugway11383 жыл бұрын
"Crusty looking". Clever.
@siyacer3 жыл бұрын
That would be an experience
@a_reelskitface3 жыл бұрын
If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin
@AlfsGirl3 ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .
@AmathistDragon Жыл бұрын
crusty belike :"this in not hot" also him: "bloody hell its hot"
@vdawg38314 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man
@IAmCrusty3 жыл бұрын
thanks, bud :)
@da_dino_dude3 жыл бұрын
Owwww, the falling in love 😍
@alfielee68523 жыл бұрын
nise one
@niyabhatt12713 жыл бұрын
I am a big fan
@psycosanches5893 жыл бұрын
That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning
@meep76772 жыл бұрын
Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.
@darryltaylor9384 Жыл бұрын
@Blue Zero same
@edinsulic6488 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.
@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd6224 жыл бұрын
Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.
@kayleebieber6663 жыл бұрын
That true tho
@shirouogami5963 жыл бұрын
How drunk is he
@justinwilsonhowes3143 Жыл бұрын
@@kayleebieber666
@kayleebieber666 Жыл бұрын
@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what
@juliasmith9906 Жыл бұрын
Hi there is that something that can help you
@qvwez_9 ай бұрын
Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32
@wiliiambate9 ай бұрын
I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@baileyruiz89934 жыл бұрын
These are my absolute favorite. Love this laughed so hard.
The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂
@SRMC9579 ай бұрын
5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂
@nr50082 жыл бұрын
at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!
@jeremymccown384810 ай бұрын
Me to bro
@rubyassassin65954 жыл бұрын
It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.
@WildHeart3783 жыл бұрын
I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry
@the.true.A3 жыл бұрын
@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!
@caseyleitch93573 жыл бұрын
Hey
@aliciamccaffrey76373 жыл бұрын
@@WildHeart378 pp
@DanielMendoza-vq6hs3 жыл бұрын
🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣
@PandaStudiosIvy Жыл бұрын
i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny
@TRINI-NEXX-CODM6 ай бұрын
Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤
@Distance62 жыл бұрын
"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)
@MrKerry-xv9wh3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.
@stevekennett88522 жыл бұрын
Me***
@JunkstHat3605 Жыл бұрын
17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!
@jacobrobar9430Күн бұрын
I love this video and your sarcasm:)
@preppy_bubblesroadto220imb63 жыл бұрын
Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude
@caitlynslife87112 жыл бұрын
So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CertifiedGrimlockFan2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@caitlynslife87112 жыл бұрын
Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system
@Itz_charchar2 ай бұрын
*hands slushie* *fallls down* "Well that was rude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michellecarr539429 күн бұрын
I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!
@Babyvalkyie3 жыл бұрын
After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZfaqr.
@fuzzyunicornhugs17572 жыл бұрын
1:34 I have been cracking up so hard from this-
@huggyandnofriends8168 Жыл бұрын
Yes😊😊😊
@minahilbaig182210 ай бұрын
Agreed! 😂🤣
@megamixelfan9 ай бұрын
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:( bot: :3
@Yellow_bud8 ай бұрын
I am crusty you are probably the most funniest person I have ever seen you never get old =]
@baileybond73274 ай бұрын
The way you rubbed it on the floor it made me😂 😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisalvino8124 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be one of the funniest Crusty videos ever 🤣 his hand gestures alone deserve an Oscar
@Goldcraft-nv1xy3 жыл бұрын
3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”
@Feilxsbiggestfan Жыл бұрын
When you said god damn and damn cracks me up🤣
@user-rc7co1em8e3 ай бұрын
Already my favourite KZfaqr, and like you’re the best
@sunlessshine9694 жыл бұрын
8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off
@Huff-Productions4 жыл бұрын
Jesus
@jasongehman90203 жыл бұрын
I don't get it i'm 10
@ytwolfybearstudiosyt73752 жыл бұрын
OOP
@charlieware53682 жыл бұрын
Swear
@lrhockeycardunboxing65913 жыл бұрын
I was spawning sub button so many times!! This was so funny! Fire content🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@lrhockeycardunboxing65913 жыл бұрын
Thx for ❤️
@Ishaansharma23673 жыл бұрын
@@lrhockeycardunboxing6591 hi
@lrhockeycardunboxing65912 жыл бұрын
@Niklas Kauppinen *spamming* lol sorry
@CreedJones-cx2er9 ай бұрын
I love it when you do these VR videos
@Gojo_1158 Жыл бұрын
I love how you just dances and you can tell that he dances by his hands🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
@coreysala24564 жыл бұрын
Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?
@IAmCrusty3 жыл бұрын
I've played Arizona
@AzovChan3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off
@Beamngmonsterjam003 жыл бұрын
Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun
@coreysala24563 жыл бұрын
@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.
@SonGoku-kl2ed3 жыл бұрын
I live in Arizona
@CatNDAct13 жыл бұрын
I fell out of my chair laughing, my gut hurt so much, when he started scratching every lottery ticket.
@Anakinskywalker-vg1qy9 ай бұрын
U are so good bud Pink stuff got me laughing
@user-uk9uu1hc6o3 ай бұрын
keep up the great work man
@neem20483 жыл бұрын
“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line
@mpcyp-pq8co3 жыл бұрын
Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab
@B-A-E-B-A-E2 жыл бұрын
True tbh
@tobiwolf140Ай бұрын
hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.
@keithkeller8244 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love your videos so much I always laugh so much when I watching your videos
@kathymartinez73733 жыл бұрын
I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese
@captaincaboos33 жыл бұрын
Just started watching your vids and I subbed
@zay0804 Жыл бұрын
“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣
@AkaneSato-nb6xr Жыл бұрын
I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZfaq videos
@darth17803 жыл бұрын
This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”