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The “In Minecraft” guy got caught because everyone knows there’s no guns in Minecraft,

Trying to swat a police sergeant’s house is certainly…a strategy.

I love how Richard is the literal stereotype of an internet user

I genuinely believe that mass self-incrimination is one of the most important contributions of social media to human society. For better or worse.

I still think faking cancer is one of the scummiest things any person could ever do. Glad that chick got caught.

Richard legit looks like what you'd expect the average chronically online 4chan user to look like, still living with his mother too. The meme really does write itself lmao

For the record: Not all chemo therapy makes you lose your hair. So if Maddie had simply said, this isn't affecting my hair, and I was told it may or may not, she mightr've gotten away with it longer.

Your honor, my client stated he would only do it in Minecraft.

I feel bad for Richard's mom. She seemed so distraught when they showed up.

Not only did Richard get arrested, but they gave him an even worse punishment: sending him to Florida

SMH, my 10 year old nephew is fighting for his life diagnosed with a rare and aggressive kidney cancer and there’s disgusting people like Madison. It’s people like her that makes it so much adder for people who really need help. Sickening, I hope she gets all of those 10 yrs.

That first guy is a perfect example of why you don’t hear about detectives anymore. Why hire a detective when the criminals do all the work for them? It’s classic.

I need to hear a lawyer in court say. "Your honor, in my client's defense- he did say 'in Minecraft'."

I work for a Police Headquarters and there have been a few times someone would come in demanding to know why they're denied purchase of a firearm... Well... it's because there's a warrant for your arrest. These officers will take you now. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

"I hope you enjoy your stay, welcome to Florida." This sheriff mocking Nazis got me 😅

Richard having to come to Florida to be greeted by the man himself was just hilarious. He is the epitome of what a 4chan user is. 38yo, lives with his aging mother, no job, no prospects, no girlfriend, no social life outside of the internet, sits in his PJs all day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for normalizing living with parents/family as adults, it’s what we had to do during the Great Depression and inflation is once again making it impossible to live on your own. But to say this guy, spends way too much time online and not at least trying to make something of himself other than a meme, is an understatement.

“How about me” absolutely killed me just short and sweet to the point

That Richard guy could not be a more stereotypical 4-Chan basement dweller unless he lived in an actual basement.

as someone who was on tumblr during the bone witch era, but also promptly falling off the platform. that was wild to hear. I had figured it had just fallen off but no she was arrested lmao

I laughed way too hard at an online witch casting a curse on a bone snatcher

It's insane to me that people treat social media like their private diary, not once have they stopped to think that anyone can read their posts.

Honestly, the "In Minecraft" story could've only been outdone if the sheriff was somehow able to be involved in the raid directly and be the first officer that Mr. 4chan saw

As someone who's both witnessed and lost people and pets due to cancer I find Maddie's story infuriating to say the least.

richard's mom who didn't even try to resist the police was like : "finally, free from that piece of shit son of mine, now I can retire peacefully"

The funniest twist would've been if the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese Costume was an undercover cop and was actively calling for back up to arrest Markesha Wilkerson lol

I was there with the Ender Darling drama and she was shady af. The whole drama get funnier when she said she had a pact with an unnamed goddess but wouldn't name the culture, that allowed her to rob graves. Everyone called BULL sheet on it.

In the words of Simon Whistler: Never write down your crimes, don't talk about them on the telephone, and try and keep the amount of accomplices low.

"They were so excited, one officer somersaulted into the ball pit." 😂😂

I'm sorry, the Sheriff's absolute dad stance while watching the man that threatened him go down an escalator right to his feet is amazing

Living with your parents in today's world is totally understandable. And in other parts of the world, completely normal and expected. That said, the jokes at Richard's expense write themselves, holy shit. He's a walking stereotype.

As someone who has a aunt who has a brain tumour it was sickening to hear that woman’s lies

9:20 " Richard they're here" IM DEAAAAAAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀 it's like this shit happens every Thursday

Richard Is literally a walking embodiment of a 4chan user 😂

I love that the girl pleaded Not Guilty to charges of faking cancer at first. That's probably the easiest crime to prove.

ender darling referring to literal human bones as "gifts from nature" is so insane, they were IN A GRAVEYARD

Damn, she just had to put the bones back and try to claim she was trying to lie to be edgy online. It doesn't sound like _actually_ sold/sent any yet. And come on, if the cops are looking for you and weeds illegal where you are, don't keep it in the damn house

the in Minecraft situation is SO funny. Dude was standing at the bottom of the escalator like a disappointed dad 😭

It really doesn't get more braindead than "I'm wanted by police. Let's talk to and taunt them on social media!". What Russo did was much more disgusting, but it never ceases to amaze me when people smack the hornet's nest and expect not to be stung.

10:36 That face to face didn’t go quite the way the sheriff imagined it would. In Minecraft.

38:22 Jesus christ. I know its unrelated but that man's eyes scream "Im an absolute psychopath ".

As someone who practically grew up in a children's hospital due to my own disability and illness, and saw many, many children suffer from a disease that could kill them, NOTHING upsets me more than people who use illness or near death as a way to get attention and scam people! I think of all the people and families who could really use that help, or all the hospitals who could use donations (mine was non-profit, took all patients for free and the location almost closed to lack of funds once) and to see good meaning people be scammed from money that could have gone to those who REALLY need it is disgusting. Which, as a side note - if you or someone you know want to donate to a good children's hospital...the Shriners are amazing. They are the reason I have my legs and the reason many of my childhood friends have their lives. They pay for everything, give rides to locations that are out of state for those who can't afford/get one themselves and even pay for hotel rooms and food on the way. I went for 10+ years, many long extended stays and always was well taken care of. Even with the horrible suffering I experienced at the time, that place managed to have my first thought of it always be positive. 💕 Sorry for the advertisement lol

"Richard, decked in pyjamas, disheveled and obese" is incredible

Nothing like running from the cops in a clapped out charger 😂

I feel so bad for the In Minecraft guy's mom.

The police officer standing at the bottom of the escalator in the airport has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day. Dude was not playing around 😂😂😂

We need more people like that sheriff, not accepting hate groups sprouting in your neighbourhood should be the standard.

As someone’s who gone through cancer alone in a foreign country, the girl who faked it literally makes me sick. She has no idea what being sick from treatment means, and should be ashamed of herself for even wanting to pretend she had something so horrible. It is absolutely not a walk in the park. Chemo and radiation survivor here. She would not have been walking around and in such an easy fighter spirit. That stuff knocks you down!

Something cool about the bone story. In Louisiana, the rain does actually raise these bones; especially if it’s loose dirt. We are not supposed to touch these bones but instead notify either the caretakers of the property or the local police. TLDR Don’t touch bones, that’s grody

Im happy you got that sponsor bag but that cereal is criminally over priced lmao

I wouldve hurt his pride and said "yea you have a warrant but violation of probation is far from our "most wanted list" eligibility 😂😂

It's crazy how calm that dude was after running from the cops lol. Didn't even appear to have elevated heart rate. They should have made that lady pay all the restitution to St. Judes or something.

That entire bone stealing situation was just embarrassing for every single person involved.

We had a guy locally who was wanted and he trolled the police all the time. The police put out wanted articles in the local news and even on facebook and twitter. The guy would just reply to them and say he will hand himself in when he is ready and things are in order. To his credit he did hand himself in eventually when he was ready, he made a post saying he was going to before he did lol. He made a total mockery of the cops in the process, he even said he was not trying to hide and would post photos of himself in the middle of the city centre and visiting family. He accused the police of not really looking and trying to use the public to do the work they are paid to do.

For whatever it is worth, RE the last one: I had throat cancer in 2005. I had 37 radiation treatments and 11 weeks of chemo. I DID NOT LOSE MY HAIR.. additionally if that PEG tube is improperly placed, then the one in my chest right now is improperly placed. And I have every assurance from my Gastroenterologist that it is still correctly placed.

$30 bucks for some cereal? Does it also do my taxes or suck me off?

I was yelling at my screen for the entirety of that last segment. A friend had a REAL football sized tumor removed from her chest cavity before she turned 30. Its so aggrevating when someone lies about that sort of thing. Thankfully my friend has fully recovered, but it was hell on her body and mind. Great topic, Wavy. Thanks for the entertainment and slight blood boiling haha

Richard coming down from the stairs and Mike standing there like the main character was funny af

Lmao the bone thief story, "Little Fucking Monster" is the most Tumblr name you could fathom.

Man this was funny, honest and informative

Imagine if one of those bones was tested and it belonged to a person that hadn’t been buried there… instant murder suspect. I can think of so many reasons not to pick up human bones 🤦🏼‍♀️

If you guys have any suggestions, I would love to make a part 2 because this video was hilarious to make

10:38 lmao he literally walked off not giving af while the sheriff stumbles over his words and mumbles 😂 kind of badass. Also like dude he’s not ur son. What did u expect him to do? Kiss ur boots?😂

I was around for the bone witch, goddamn I was such a young and innocent teen back then and the Bone Stealing Witch is still a meme to this day on Tumblr.

The way you described Richard made me laugh "In pyjamas disheveled and obese." Like you could have just left it at disheveled but you went the extra mile 😂

Seeing criminals being covered by Wavywebsurf has to be one of my favorite video genres. Because no matter how serious these crimes are, Wavy's uplifting voice always carries me through out the whole video.

As I recall, the "in minecraft" thing originates with censorship bots on places like KZfaq when they started cracking down on telling people to, uh...corpse themselves up, as it were. The bot had apparently figured out that people didn't report posts containing such statements if a videogame was mentioned (because there are legitimate reasons you might be advising someone to do that in a videogame), and so trolls realised you could say a lot of banned phrases just by appending "...in Minecraft."

I like how this roster has both the terminally online and average people with the Facebook app installed, both equally unaware of how the digital and real world overlap.

Getting arrested at a Chuck E. Cheese is the most Florida thing ever.

The bone stealing one still gets me. Imagine someone of any religion, or even someone who firmly disagreed with religion, having their remains used in a spiritual practice that they would have completely abhorred. It's so deeply disrespectful and selfish to think that is remotely okay. Just because you don't believe in someone else's philosophies doesn't mean you are justified in disregarding what they would want. I would rather my bones be crushed and washed away into a storm drain than used for something I don't believe in.

loved this video!! i would love to see you make one based on just tumblr things, i swear the most insane things have happened on that website over the years

"I don't know what they want from me." Man, they just want you to update your tags 😂

“You’re right. You have two warrants for your arrest. We’re on our way” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like that Richard and Darling both look EXACTLY how you would expect them to.

Omg the police response "thanks to our fugitive unit for being active and efficiently apprehending Mr. Spaulding." How can they write that with a serious face after forgetting the guy existed

The cops saying "we are on the way" killed me lmao

The “In Minecraft” dude looks like a Harry Potter or a Lord of the Rings character

Technically the Minecraft defense has not been tested yet as he has yet to go to trial. All we know now is It may not stop you from getting arrested.

"we're on the way" lmao

Lol not the cancer girl getting sentenced on me wedding day 😂😂😂 love it lmfao

Normally I don't get very angry, but I got actually so angry at Russo like I am in so much anger. That money she swindled out of everyone could have gone to actual patients who couldn't afford the treatment. Imagine being terminally ill from cancer and seeing that this person stole so much money for faking her cancer. I don't think I can handle imagining the emotions.

In the case of the bone witch, I would have imagined the county had some kind of duty to make it so peoples' bones don't wash up on the ground whenever it rains. Seems like a strange situation where they both rely on random members of the public to pick these things up, and also prosecute them if they find them doing that.

Great video dude❤

11:53 it's pronounced Lie mUh, like the bean lol

This could ..should? be a whole series, it's pure gold Wavy, you can tell it was a blast to make I love how happy you sound throughout 🙂

23:32 "...the pixie of pelvises..." Ok that got me, I can't stop laughing

Really hope Madison Russo gets jailed for the maximum amount of time. She probably won't, but accepting donations and faking a disease that REAL PEOPLE have to face is disgusting. To take away from those that need it is abhorrent.

The picture with sunglasses is too good 😂

If I did a shot every time you said “from Florida” I’d be dead halfway into this video.

I'm sorry, but if I was a wanted person the LAST place I would pop up would be social media 😂

I've been busy, so I haven't seen your videos in a hot minute, but it's nice to be back!

Please do more of these, they're hilarious!

I really hope they give Madison Russo the max sentencing because she deserves it that is such a horrible thing to lie about to get donations

Love how you felt the need to explain the "in minecraft" thing to us, lol.

LMFAO, I actually believed that comment about the somersaulting cop at 17:29, jumping into the Chuck E. Cheese ball-pit for a few moments, LOL!! Ya got me, Wavy!!

Hey Madi, 2006 called, they want their fake tan back. But seriously, as someone who lives with a serious chronic illness, stories like that always make me hesitate before I ask for help online.

A 38 year old living with his mother and making edgy Minecraft jokes on 4chan? The joke keeps writing itself

The first story is one of my favorites just because every stereotype was checked off. Except one, if only he had been in the basement.

i was reluctant to buy magic spoon cereals before seeing this video. this channel's presenter really convinced me to take the plunge

The way you day lima had me crying in laughter 🤣🤣