If An Italian Was President Of The United States. Mike Marino

If An Italian Was President Of The United States. Mike Marino - Full Special

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Жыл бұрын

If an Italian was president of the United States, according to Mike Marino the country would be run completely different. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mike Marino brings his New Jersey comedy to Provo Utah. Filled with hilarious stories about trips to Walmart and what the world would be link if an Italian became president of the U.S. this Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Marino is sure to have any Italian or fan of comedy laughing from beginning to end.
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@divinecomedy0 Жыл бұрын

No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.

@ronlewis8398 Жыл бұрын

The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".

@kauffrau6764 Жыл бұрын

I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.

@Jerseybytes2 Жыл бұрын

I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said

@Jacksonrodriguez Жыл бұрын

oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.

@najat5779 Жыл бұрын

Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆

@AudieCollinsSoftHeartPC Жыл бұрын

What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.

@somersetbassett4580 Жыл бұрын

I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣

@seaglass1111 Жыл бұрын

Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂

@rickycollins335 Жыл бұрын

Says the man who stays in his mom's basement

@bigc9464 Жыл бұрын

I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.

@rv292 Жыл бұрын

@@bigc9464 PLEASE look after her.

@winky831 Жыл бұрын

Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.

@dr.froghopper6711 Жыл бұрын

My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!

@bigc9464 Жыл бұрын

At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.

@JSmedic1 Жыл бұрын

@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful. Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.

@Doo_Doo_Patrol Жыл бұрын

Who cares.

@virgim_ Жыл бұрын

"Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian

@Doo_Doo_Patrol Жыл бұрын

@@virgim_ She is a Queen.

@dwemerproject1235 Жыл бұрын

I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Dry Bar Comedy. You are impacting the world. I praise God for you.

@emiliadavis8247 Жыл бұрын

Amen!

@Remo860 Жыл бұрын

I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.

@marykennedysherin3330 Жыл бұрын

You're not kidding!

@redwhiteblue5041 Жыл бұрын

This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.

@sandravanderbilt7062 Жыл бұрын

I agree

@pinkpurr6978 Жыл бұрын

@Bob Valdez can I be in it?

@christopherbic7688 Жыл бұрын

"I'd send somebody else to your house." Serious and funny. Seriously funny.

@barefootgirl67 Жыл бұрын

I could watch this guy all day and laugh! Growing up in the 70's with Italians made me laugh even more! Mike for president!!!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

😂😆.. I'm laughing and crying!!.. what's happening !?. he's really great at what he does!

@DurpVonFronz Жыл бұрын

When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad

@childoftheeternalking2041 Жыл бұрын

Me too. It makes the gigs even funnier to me.😄

@divinecomedy0 Жыл бұрын

I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅

@Laz_Arus Жыл бұрын

As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍

@InvertedEarth Жыл бұрын

In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.

@graemewatson2296 Жыл бұрын

As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.

@grandmalovesmebest Жыл бұрын

Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁

@whatsit177 Жыл бұрын

He is hilarious

@InvertedEarth Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

You can say that again! 😊

@connierogerson1168 Жыл бұрын

He cracked himself up.

@najat5779 Жыл бұрын

Yeah and we all laughed anyway!

@rolandswift4311 Жыл бұрын

to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me

@mandy747c Жыл бұрын

I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.

@ruthlewis6678 Жыл бұрын

I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.

@notsure1969 Жыл бұрын

His accent is everything.

@najat5779 Жыл бұрын

"Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.

@gpl992 Жыл бұрын

@@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!

@davenock3683 Жыл бұрын

He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.

@EmmysCoolVids123 Жыл бұрын

If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂

@chrismiller5198 Жыл бұрын

Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

Mike for president!!😆

@lesha1492 Жыл бұрын

He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!

@musicfancier Жыл бұрын

OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@natescatsandstuff7897 Жыл бұрын

Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣

@jakemcnamara8317 Жыл бұрын

His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.

@noreenmacuga1866 Жыл бұрын

Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣😭

@mely260 Жыл бұрын

"That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now

@jasonchicoine4282 Жыл бұрын

I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat

@beverlygriffin670 Жыл бұрын

Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.

@knockemoutjohnjustjohn2763 Жыл бұрын

God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.

@MrCharlie347 Жыл бұрын

This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...

@eliasmartinez3127 Жыл бұрын

Let it marinate.. Lmfao!!

@jamesritz7254 Жыл бұрын

I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great

@leonardking84 Жыл бұрын

This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!

@lemonyskunkketts7781 Жыл бұрын

I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍

@schadowolf Жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!

@brandongovreau9218 Жыл бұрын

imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America

@canesfan3526 Жыл бұрын

Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁

@andreazumpano8006 Жыл бұрын

I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?

@sharyldutter9694 Жыл бұрын

It takes a lot to get me laughing. This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹

@Mizosoop Жыл бұрын

OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.

@childoftheeternalking2041 Жыл бұрын

That was great!👍 I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.

@TheNewGreenIsBlue Жыл бұрын

Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.

@brendapeters3006 Жыл бұрын

Freaking hilarious!

@kymburriss4260 Жыл бұрын

This guy nails it 😆😆😆

@joan2597 Жыл бұрын

Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .

@wvjmat1 Жыл бұрын

You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends. From, a Jersey Gal.

@deborahkizer4664 Жыл бұрын

Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂

@DianaKayUSA Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂

@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

This guy is superb. He is really funny. He reminds me a little of Don Rickles. Thanks for posting it on you tube.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?

@glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.

@jeanroeder5534 Жыл бұрын

I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.

@MsDesiree39 Жыл бұрын

He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting

@russswelding6222 Жыл бұрын

He did good I would like to see more of his stand up

@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын

Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿

@Growmap Жыл бұрын

Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.

@santiagk Жыл бұрын

I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!

@nelsonrobison2610 Жыл бұрын

This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!

@iboj.2403 Жыл бұрын

You are the best! Very funny! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩

@colleenscottcarmello5103 Жыл бұрын

omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺

@AviViljoen Жыл бұрын

No, it's still there.

@winsomelorainepeter6773 Жыл бұрын

What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!

@tomorrowmely3624 Жыл бұрын

He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!

@FLORIDAHOMEBUYER Жыл бұрын

OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!

@ludoviconicolabressan2096 Жыл бұрын

He has the same smile of James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano)

@edithdlp8045 Жыл бұрын

His accent reminds me of the Nanny (Fran Drescher).

@lizdestefano4905 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😉 hes hilarious! I've been working at Walmart for 10years and I think the samething, that Walmart should be on a reality TV show! I've seen alot and been through a lot because of crazy customers! Walmart doesnt believe in unions they frown on it! I've been threaten, I've had a crazy customer wanted to sue me, pastor punch our security guy in the face and fell, cracked his head on cement the pastor was stealing a tree, he got away, I've had a customer almost hit with there car on purpose while I was cart pushing, I've seen crazy people come through, my 1st Walmart I worked one night there was a gange fight blood in electronics, I have stories for day! I've transfered 3 Walmart! I'VE seen fights

@GrampsD63 Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@durgareed Жыл бұрын

that opener was absolute fire...

@rthepunk Жыл бұрын

Community service !!! Hilarious

@zigmogcreator Жыл бұрын

Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia

@creativecrafter6772 Жыл бұрын

AWESOME!!

@Kayenne54 Жыл бұрын

Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...

@robertking7772 Жыл бұрын

This guy is very very funny !!!! If there is a My Cousin Vinny part 2 this guy has to star in it !!!!!

@graemewatson2296 Жыл бұрын

Excellent Mike.

@christinebutler1230 Жыл бұрын

When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!

@tinajames9839 Жыл бұрын

Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)

@1975normal Жыл бұрын

This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen. I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@valoryj5603 Жыл бұрын

Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.

@jimmyscarff9905 Жыл бұрын

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆

@jimmyscarff9905 Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!

@grandmalovesmebest Жыл бұрын

Super great fun. Thanks.

@GlennErikMathisen Жыл бұрын

He seems like the the kind of guy who would hang out at Satriale's pork store!

@ron5118 Жыл бұрын

Awesome

@marya6445 10 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious. The audience is asleep at the wheel.

@jamesc9327 Жыл бұрын

The best of the beet when it comes to making you laugh. 👍👍👍👍👍

@Ekwensuocha666 Жыл бұрын

This was one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.

@buckbuck22 Жыл бұрын

mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!

@casianacasiana Жыл бұрын

Enjoyed very much very funny!!

@deathmauler181 Жыл бұрын

This man is a gift

@alessandrobianchi9868 Жыл бұрын

Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?

@deathmauler181 Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform

@LindaGraves-j2n 16 күн бұрын

I saw Mike Marino in person several years ago. He was actually funny back then.

@concettaworkman5895 Жыл бұрын

You are the man. We need more.

@AviViljoen Жыл бұрын

We?

@mike840621 3 ай бұрын

Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!

@marksmith7054 Жыл бұрын

Pretty GOOD show. Thanks

@jennifermorrales3389 Жыл бұрын

Omg this man was just amazing.. 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you sir for your jokes god bless you always

@hurricaneheather1420 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯hysterical 🤣😆😂

@Damaris756 Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I’ve thought this many times as I’m checking out my own stuff, thinking, “now I gotta scan AND bag my own items?! I haven’t been trained for this, what do I work here now?” Haha, thank you for putting my thoughts into words.