If Batman was a Savage

If Batman was a Savage - Season 2

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batman is back and still a savage
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@Slavesforsale1 Жыл бұрын

I love how Batman never takes a swing at Robin or Green Lantern. His roasts are rated E for everyone but his boy and his hype man.

@shepherdsson Жыл бұрын

For real, I was looking in the comments if anyone else notice green lantern was the only one not being roasted 🤣

@checkme1830 Жыл бұрын

Actually, GL did get roasted. Got told to start making better movies.

@shepherdsson Жыл бұрын

@@checkme1830 I thought that was Superman. Green lantern has like 1 movie ever

@knightmare3706 Жыл бұрын

I mean......roasting lantern is kinda easy. Just tell him he's looking yellow. Also roasting the son is friendly fire and we don't do that in the batfam. Unless it's Jason.

@byronrush9802 Жыл бұрын

@@knightmare3706 or Damien cuz f*** that guy

@tamichaellamaster4175 Жыл бұрын

HawkGirl: “You ain’t hit this.” Batman: “I don’t want to.” That’s wild 💀

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Nah, That's SAVAGE!!! 😂😂😂

@thatoneyoutuber279 Жыл бұрын

@@ShaneDouglas713 fax 🤣🤣

@Brother8237 7 ай бұрын

Batman: “you doin a great job in dc” Hawk girl: “Wait you serious?” Batman: “ya we gotta have somebody in the background” holy shit you didn’t have to kill her bro 💀

@bruhlena 6 ай бұрын

@The_JakFrost 3 ай бұрын

She ain't even that bad 🤷

@xxx_rimuru9620 Жыл бұрын

Batman: "good job son" Robin: "love you papa" 😂

@cookiesncreamkinglover Жыл бұрын

Same😂🤣🤣

@suohd.sunking6964 Жыл бұрын

"It's Mr. Steal yo girl" "Oh woah oh" "It's Mr. Steal yo girl" "Oh woah oh"

@lishagoode6516 Жыл бұрын

And yet he doesn't say "I love you" back.

@tristongin4361 Жыл бұрын

Flash: Batman is this a joke to you

@The_Collecter285 Жыл бұрын

Is Mister steel yo girl

@madladjosh6363 Жыл бұрын

"I've seen better Fight scenes in Peppa pig" Amazing

@enyatriolo6528 Жыл бұрын

cw flash is not that bad for batman to say that

@Krotas_DeityofConflicts Жыл бұрын

The guy said Netflix and Flash don't have Netflix series that's neither good nor bad.. lol

@RORONOA_THE_YONKO_COMMANDER Жыл бұрын

Sage peppa vs ssj3 suzie

@dalekrenegade2596 Жыл бұрын

@@enyatriolo6528 The first two seasons were great it was season 3 that things started going downhill.

@trystatearea Жыл бұрын

was there even fights??

@gamerorsomething2363 Жыл бұрын

"You actually do a great job at DC" "Wait fr?" "Yeah we have to have somebody in the background" 💀

@murderousgaming6706 Жыл бұрын

69th like

@user-jg5qx7eg8i Жыл бұрын

@gabrielacosta9470 Жыл бұрын

“GODDAMMIT!”

@DivineOmegaKnight Жыл бұрын

GODDAMNIT😂😂😂

@lordhanzoakablackjotaro Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@aidenfurry471 Жыл бұрын

"one Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a firepit, what will happen to Apocalypse when 500 go off simultaneously?"-Batman Darkseid has reason to be afraid

@lonewanderer1328 Жыл бұрын

You’re bluffing Omega Lambda 7 X L 9 You dare? YOU DARE?

@cameroncalger8724 Жыл бұрын

@@lonewanderer1328 I do dare 🦇

@IsaiahRichards692 Жыл бұрын

Darkseid: At least the doctor that delivered me didn’t kill himself shortly after! Batman: Of course he killed himself; deliver something as perfect as me, everything else is a disappointment by comparison. Asian parents called him relatable. Darkseid: At least I have powers! Batman: Yet you’re powerless to ever see your kids again.

@Charlotte-Okkotsu Жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahRichards692gl:GYAT DAMN

@-burstverse-1010 Жыл бұрын

People try to expose Batman. His rebuttal: "What about you?"

@SodaChampion508 Жыл бұрын

Batman’s ability to roast anyone is almost supernatural.

@jeromemartin3294 Жыл бұрын

PEAK HUMAN CONDITIONING

@jayjay86443 Жыл бұрын

He learned it from Joker. Years and years of dealing with him exposed him to levels of roasts not crafted by mere normies. If we don't count that a friggin universe God-dragon thing specifically made him as his pet creation, which means Batman is basically a gift from God.

@bloodcross7047 Жыл бұрын

It’s his super power

@AbyssScythe Жыл бұрын

Lmfao I would absolutely love to see Batman, Joker & Deadpool roast literally everyone whether their DC or Marvel hell even The Top Gods like The One Above All & The Presence

@Cartoon4f4 5 ай бұрын

Thats his superpower

@_zhn_ Жыл бұрын

Batman telling Hawkgirl she's doing a good job for being a background character 😂

@Digital0100 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@not-so-obvious_autism777 4 ай бұрын

The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig

@Ken_himura Жыл бұрын

"Imagine being scared of hogwarts" I can't man🤣🤣🤣

@lazarus8018 Жыл бұрын

There's a spell that breaks anything it touches over and over again until it's dust, and they teach this shit to little kids. I'd be scared of hogwarts too.

@byronrush9802 Жыл бұрын

@@lazarus8018 and l they could basically make kryptonite on demand there's also the dementors basically all they need is the horn of a unicorn and they can kill Superman well basically anything from a magical creature would work that has inherent magic they can also turn them into a rat for fun or a fish out of water or just go with the killing curse it kills everybody

@elementalist1174 Жыл бұрын

" better watch your tone before I pull this rabbit outta this hat " haha

@Pepega580 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha oh boy lately there are many people who are scares of "Howards"

@Fallout4277 Жыл бұрын

@@byronrush9802 I can see it now, Harry Potter walked up to Superman, and just says Avada Kedavra!, and he dies

@moonboyphynex2900 Жыл бұрын

Green Lantern is literally me through out the whole video,lmao

@fin-xr9qw Жыл бұрын

Same

@BEAST9747 Жыл бұрын

He makes the whole video more funnier

@AbyssScythe Жыл бұрын

@@BEAST9747exactly 😂😂😂 there needs to be a season 3

@user-bu3gp3us8q 10 ай бұрын

Honestly he had a terrible movie I dont think he wants to roast batman 😅

@vlonejsvibez8496 6 ай бұрын

At the end is the funniest stuff I have seen in my entire life.😂😂😂😂

@KitaChanVR Жыл бұрын

"Batman, what is making you so angry?" "Your forehead" "F*ck you" "F*ck your genetics" "God daaamn."

@night_playziamnotalphanigh698 Жыл бұрын

GOOOOOOODDDDDDD DAMMMMMMMM

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

UNBRIDLED SAVAGERY!!! 😂😂😂

@Animemanist 11 ай бұрын

Nah goddamn 🔥🔥🔥

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

3:23-3:40 *Batman Literally ROASTING the Living Hell Outta Darkseid* 🔥🍗

@thenoorcrownofficial Жыл бұрын

Darkseid is gonna need life equation at this point.

@L3GacY3 Жыл бұрын

Really my favorite moment Batman ever had, how do they make these Roasts up?!

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

@@L3GacY3I wish I knew bro!!! 😂😂😂

@L3GacY3 Жыл бұрын

@@ShaneDouglas713 FR FAM

@cannoli7672 Жыл бұрын

"Darkseid...Who you hidin' from?" "Batman." "Wait, you're scared of Batman?" "Terrified." The level of matter-of-fact he described his VERY RATIONAL fear of Batman...is well within Darkseid's personality. 2:37

@Fallout4277 Жыл бұрын

I mean that's fair though because while the rest of the Justice League were getting their asses kicked by darkseid's Army Batman legit pulled up to his crib and threatened to blow up his planet apocalypse with all of them on it and he was dead serious about it to Darkseid even gave him respect for that.

@xrayghost133 Жыл бұрын

Batmanophobia - the irrational fear of Batman Not a real word, but...

@jayjay86443 Жыл бұрын

@@xrayghost133 Since Barbatos exists, it's a justified fear. It's only Joker-type villains that resist it, as they're made of pure Chaos magic shit.

@SomethingSmellsMichy Жыл бұрын

@@xrayghost133 It's not a real word because it's a completely rational fear.

@xrayghost133 Жыл бұрын

@@SomethingSmellsMichy Aye, you got a point.

@unknownentity8489 Жыл бұрын

Through all that, not once did he go after John Stewart.

@tgatt5759 Жыл бұрын

He did once. "You need to make movies people enjoy"

@kimoradabreeder Жыл бұрын

You don't go after your hype man.

@unknownentity8489 Жыл бұрын

@@tgatt5759 I assumed he was directing that at Superman since Superman was the one that responded to it, or came off as so.

@Chrpull Жыл бұрын

@@unknownentity8489 nah green lantern said God damn after. No one liked green lantern as well so I assume it's him.

@ChaoticUrges Жыл бұрын

Doesn't need to because he's dating hawk girl

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Hawkgirl: "I'M YOUR GF!!!" 😠 Green Lantern: "Not in public..." 😒 Me: SAVAGE!!! 🤣

@Typical_Slayer Жыл бұрын

When he said,' Your neighbors think your name is Bruce ' I died

@Ken_himura Жыл бұрын

"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" lmao🤣🤣

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@RestlessRebel Жыл бұрын

Batman is the real Anti-Life Equation

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

FACTS

@SpectreCiNW 5 ай бұрын

Your comment... Gawd DAAAM

@jaminatsu11 Жыл бұрын

Bro, this is the voice over I needed to see SuperXavier create into a short.😂

@juantron4517 Жыл бұрын

“She’s Brucing her Wayne” 🤣🤣🤣

@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Жыл бұрын

i thought he sid "boosting her wayne" sound just as fuck'd up anyway lmao 😩😩😭😭

@HonestAbe18 Жыл бұрын

@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T The only thing boosting is the ability to not get any bitches.

@vagueroy3959 Жыл бұрын

Aquaman saying you can't fly as a insult is crazy 💀💀

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Batman: "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce..." Superman: "I can't take this anymore!!!" 😤 Batman: "Something you and your wife have in common..." Me: The Savagery continues...

@geekymetalhead5112 Жыл бұрын

Daaaaamn

@theplaguegamer6216 Жыл бұрын

2:03 that was hilarious. All batman said to roast her was "I don't want to" I was half expecting the GTA "Wasted" meme to play.

@tjjeffrey9965 Жыл бұрын

“Oh nah bring that ass here darkseid” I’m still laughing from that😂😂

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

He wasn't safe...🤣

@drug_mastermind Жыл бұрын

Im in detention right now for laughing so dam hard in school and got cought

@wallsterrence Жыл бұрын

Got caught lacking

@GrizzlYNC Жыл бұрын

Roast the teacher

@drug_mastermind Жыл бұрын

@@wallsterrence fr

@RedXDRevenge Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I’m still in School doing a project laughing to this rn

@kaygetsuknight5009 Жыл бұрын

GOD DAAAAAMMMNN

@Fallenhell100 Жыл бұрын

The "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce" honestly killed me🤣🤣

@BlueShadesWellz Жыл бұрын

"GAAWWDD DAMNNNN!!!" -Green Lantern 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын

3:20 my fav part 🤣🤣🤣

@onyx4040 Жыл бұрын

"He's brucin her wayn: That line ended me☠

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Superman: "You're scared of Batman?" 🤨 Darkseid: "Terrified..." Me: LMAO 🤣

@datboybobby Жыл бұрын

Green Lantern caught no smoke, this is the power of being the hype man.

@michaelbreckshot6589 Жыл бұрын

Hawkgirl: You ain't hit this Batman: I don't want to

@cwa728 Жыл бұрын

0:45 Batman:“If only you weren’t the “Fastest man Alive” then maybe Iris wouldn’t go for Green Lantern’s fat hog.” GL: God daaa- Wai- OH SHI- Barry: YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME FOREVER JOHN!!!!!

@Umbreon.editz375 Жыл бұрын

Actually in the original adio it's wally. . .

@CohenRounding 3 күн бұрын

Batman wouldnt go after Green Lantern because he is Batmans hype man

@rubynall80 Жыл бұрын

The only way to beat Batman is to beat his prep time, but that would be difficult because you'd have to beat his prep time before he can prep for his prep time.

@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 Жыл бұрын

Then you need to prep 26 plans A-Z and you still have to prep for his prep of his prep...

@greg-sm8mq Жыл бұрын

Not to mention his pre mind prep and pre pre prep of prep for prep of the prep to plan for the prep time to prep the prep time he's a out to prep and before that he's dreaming prep time when he's asleep and in his dreams he dreams prep time Prep time inception o.O

@Chill_Shinobi Жыл бұрын

"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" im ded 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Batman: "You're actually doing a great job in DC..." Hawkgirl: "Are you serious?" 😯 Batman: "Gotta have somebody in the background..." 🤷‍♂️ Me: OMFG!!!!! ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

@thenoorcrownofficial Жыл бұрын

That was brutal 💀

@t-greenrock404 Жыл бұрын

Green Lantern: GOD DAMMIT!

@night_playziamnotalphanigh698 Жыл бұрын

GOD DAMN

@not-so-obvious_autism777 4 ай бұрын

The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig

@ShaneDouglas713 4 ай бұрын

@@not-so-obvious_autism777 ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@darksavage1217 Жыл бұрын

Yo Batman just flamed all of ‘em

@urm0m69 Жыл бұрын

Damn Batman do be roasting

@Feddyfatbearthegod Жыл бұрын

POV: the Batman who laughs pulls up

@hiddensoulgaming3123 Жыл бұрын

We need this

@night_playziamnotalphanigh698 7 ай бұрын

ITS OVER WHEN TH3 BATMAN WHO LAUGHS ITS OVER FOR THE WHOLE DC AND MCU IS OVER

@comicfan1324 Жыл бұрын

Batman still hasn’t roasted the Green Lantern. That’s a sign of true friendship.

@ShaneDouglas713 Жыл бұрын

Hype Man Privilege

@naleemabbott Жыл бұрын

“Better watch that tone before I pull a rabbit out of this hat”

@jackhanver1420 Жыл бұрын

Green Lantern been hyping Batman so that he doesn't roast him.

@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Жыл бұрын

he only roasted him once lmao

@thorn344 Жыл бұрын

I like how, over the course of all this verbal abuse, Batman took maybe one swing at Green lantern, and it was by far the mildest roast of the bunch.

@KonoDioDa0065 10 ай бұрын

If your talking about the movie roast, it wasn’t. It was directed at Superman, GL just went Gd Dam before Superman got to talk, but Superman did respond as the person who got insulted. As others have said, Batman doesn’t roast his hype man.

@Doctor_Sacred Жыл бұрын

"I've Seen Better Fight Scenes In Peppa Pig" Got me rolling 💀

@blackpotatomaster Жыл бұрын

This the batman we needed in injustice

@yokinghydranikrod4611 Жыл бұрын

This is funny. I literally discovered “if Batman was a savage,” and “if Robin was a savage,” the other day, and you just added a season 2 on KZfaq. Your videos have made me laugh harder than I have in a while, so please keep it up.

@LordEyepatch Жыл бұрын

Batman, you wear leather in the shape of a bat, you talk in a deep voice, you only come out at night. I see a pattern.

@midnari Жыл бұрын

Your wife saw the pattern too. - Batman.

@soaran5250 Жыл бұрын

@@midnari GOD DAMN!- Green lantern

@durrangodsgrief6503 Жыл бұрын

@@midnari and she said it's like your parents one shot and it's done

@midnari Жыл бұрын

@@durrangodsgrief6503 GOD DAMN - Green Lantern. KZfaq couldn't even handle that burn.

@AsinfulParadox Жыл бұрын

@@midnari GAHHHD DAYUM. See me personally I wouldn't take that. That's just me tho

@shadowsansvii8715 5 ай бұрын

1:45 is the best part

@WillOfMyD 2 ай бұрын

What song is he singing?

@l3mu3l1 Жыл бұрын

Wonder Woman changed outfits on them.Batman roasted everyone that bad.🤣🤣🤣

@GTTeevtooz Жыл бұрын

3:07 I love this part lol

@AdolCoffee Жыл бұрын

"GOOD JOB SON" "LOVE YOU PAPA" HAHAJAHAHHAAHHAH

@BlockBlazer Жыл бұрын

There needs to be a joke about Vandal Savage in the next part. There could also be a joke about how one of Flash's weakness could be a slippery surface and that could segway into how Batman is iced up.

@G0lden-gamer Жыл бұрын

Bat man fucking went in on Darkside 😂😂😂

@laurelsilberman5705 Жыл бұрын

I love the stance Batman takes to fucking ROAST Darksied. Like he’s tuckin in for a minute😂 And also: “Your neighbors think your name is Bruce” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

@S-oo-S Жыл бұрын

"he taking yo bitch and your secrets "👌👌👌

@Crxolfy Жыл бұрын

i wanna talk about weaknesses Batman: I Already Know!! 🤣🤣

@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын

5:28 The Flash did a MEME!!

@TRU-1S Жыл бұрын

ALL THOSE ROASTS ARE STILL GETTING ME EVEN THE "GOD DAMN" KEEP IT MATE.

@l-dragolordofall4600 Жыл бұрын

the best part is bat man and black lantern like holly shit that was fire

@l-dragolordofall4600 Жыл бұрын

black lantern=♾️damn power

@TheSkullofHell Жыл бұрын

1:32 "Arkham pipe" 💀

@Redslayer59 Жыл бұрын

Please keep up with this. This is some of the only laughter I get.

@RC_Gaming_306 Жыл бұрын

3:56 wait that’s supposed to be hawk girl?

@Frankster0 Жыл бұрын

5:06 Finally, someone talks about Mbappe carrying France during world Cup

@brendonstephen1246 Жыл бұрын

I need one where he goes after green lantern and the man just goes off on Batman the whole time. I'm hoping for the day

@hiddensoulgaming3123 Жыл бұрын

You don't target the hype man, only him n robin don't get roasted. And the movie reference is for Superman since he says "Are my movies that bad?" Or something along those lines

@gloriousbeast2548 Жыл бұрын

This shit deserves a season 3. I can’t help but laugh so hard at this, bruh. 😂😂😂

@lafayettethegreat4537 Жыл бұрын

Batman: "Got to have someone in the back ground" got my head hurting when I laughed.. Got dammit!!!

@kaygetsuknight5009 Жыл бұрын

All i can say is GOD DAMN

@fxcf8082 Жыл бұрын

If only we could see a arc where someone freezes Batman's assets lmao

@ryman9741 5 ай бұрын

2:40 the fact superman isn’t afraid is just telling us how quick he gonna die😅

@tytheaniman497 Жыл бұрын

Doctor Fate, Darkseid, and Hawkgirl got it the WORST!😲🤯😂

@user-jb8qv2nd6h 4 ай бұрын

Dark side “yeah I’m a god but Batman’s a demon that hurts feelings 😢.”

@Thewatchingangel223 Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling season 2 of robin being a savage will come out due to this video

@MemeKing7555 Жыл бұрын

5:51 HAD ME FALLING!!! 😂😂😂 I ALMOST SPILLED MY DRINK!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SaberEBW Жыл бұрын

"Id rather take a gun go in the past and kill my own momma than have to look in the mirror at that face." DARK SAVAGE!!!

@ezdub5762 Жыл бұрын

Your neighbors think your name is Bruce. Yeah there ain’t no coming back from that, find another galaxy.

@felomega7499 Жыл бұрын

Darkseid is gonna need the life equation after Batman is done with him

@Valiant06 Жыл бұрын

Batman has the power of Affluence and Gaslighting 😅😅😅😅

@AdolCoffee Жыл бұрын

Green Lantern is just standing like GOD DAMN

@blackstar-genX Жыл бұрын

Bruh you girl getting that Arkham pipe

@MichaelCleland-wm7gt Ай бұрын

The “gawd damn” always kills me every time he says it 😭😂

@autumnblalock5644 Жыл бұрын

"but batman's a demon who hurts feelings". 😭😭

@specterknight873 Жыл бұрын

The reason batman is so savage is that he knows he doesn't have a bullshit weaknesses like the color yellow

@dovahsblight7677 Жыл бұрын

I love these videos. They always crack me tf up 😂

@rodrickshortjoe1681 5 ай бұрын

Hawkgirl : im your girlfriend Green lantern : not in public

@MusicLover-my6fo 8 ай бұрын

Keep doing these, they're so hilarious.

@Unhingedwirelessdevice Жыл бұрын

Don't forget, Barry also wasn't fast enough to save his mom.

@J22955 Жыл бұрын

Bro uploaded 2 of these lets go more batman W's

@star.master_cranium Жыл бұрын

Darkseid still has PTSD from the Radion Bullet and the Hellbat Armor. Also if 3 God Like entities admit to be terrified of Batman you know there’s nothing mere about him!