If Buddha played Starcraft: “There are 4 forms of suffering: TvT, TvP, TvZ, and TvR.”

Actually Buddha was a Protoss player that's why he could found Buddhism :)

racismbot donated 300 bits approximately 17 times before he was banned. 100 bits is $1.40; $1.40 * 3 * 17 donations = $71.4, the price of making Artosis rage

Buddha in his first sermon, which translated from the Pali language means "The Turning of the Dhamma Wheel", taught us that Flash would have won

Bruh was that the entire bee movie script? Classic

Buddha would definitely have been a Protoss player.

Poor racismbot, that had real "dad shouts at you when you're trying to get his attention by acting silly" energy.

My God I love Arty. He's a shining beacon of hope when you scumbag Zerg are on the map. Protoss you disgusting dishonorable foes. Only Artosis can save us.

Flash would have founded Buddhism.

I never could have guessed SC:BW horrible unit pathing would give me so much laughs and joy, thanks to saltosis

at 7:45 actually watched it in 0.25 speed. He never clicks for the marine to go below the factory rofl ohh Arty

7:59 he clearly just didn't move that marine back. hilarious.

Cannon rushing confirmed as the most spiritual way to play. And @7:46 he clearly fails to send the marine back - it didn't get stuck.

#FREERACISMBOT

this is probably my favorite out of all the artosis clips

a long video! thank you a lot, i love these lmao

7:46-7:47 he actually didn't sent the marine back the factory..

28 minutes into the game.. 2 base noobtosis vs 7 base scan. Sounds about right.

MODS HELP, SOMEBODY IS GIVING ARTOSIS MONEY SHUT IT DOWN

racism bot cheered x300

@2:30 Had me... the lings going at like 4x speed on his rax

Buddha played Protoss

9:44 LMAO

I lke you so much Artosis

I have watched this clip like 20 times, I am dying with racismbot and his donation, I cannot stop to watch that part hahahahahahahahahahah

god damn, might be the 4chan of all twitch chats

7:58 bullshit, I clearly see you click right at the factory at 7:10

Artosus

no amount of books will make you fell ok about losing a game, chat

GUYS. I KNOW WHY ARTOSIS LOSES. CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT AT 2:08 YOU SEE THAT ARTOSIS PLAYS WITH A WIRELESS MOUSE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM TO ALL HIS TERRAN WOES.

Flash would have picked the right race. Wait a second

LOL these are hilarious

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it looks like racismbot hated terrans, probably a protoss player. thats why he tilted him till he lost the game. He lived up to his name, terran racism is real, terran lives matter too

lol

“Takes zero skill” Yeah, because hanging out on 2 bases while never being aggressive takes skill amirite

lol never change. Blaming glitches for micro mess ups

Dreadinfested seriously? lol

make tank

LOL unreal

I don't mind get paid to just get annoyed lol

Holy shit, RacismBot is a God. LMFAO

UU? RR?

Artosis job is to get angry for donations.

racismbot cheered

HE IS GIVING ME MONEEEEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

30 year Calabriasan American (He looks italo) man losing his shit over Starcraft 1. Where's my spaghetti, this man has a megalo katso mate.

I hope you are acting. For your sake

You know Artosis, all this bullshit pathfinding that didn't work got fixed in SC2. Just saying. You can come home to the superior game. You don't have to play a game where breaking the engine is considered a valid move, balance hasn't been updated in 20+ years, you have to train for years to get good at the busywork, and a marine will randomly glitch out and destroy your fucking game. Come home to Legacy of the Void. We have siege tanks that can siege without needing an upgrade, no goddamned goliath pathing, and plenty of protoss to shit on.