I love how 99% of Artosis' thumbnails is several dragoons hitting on a bunker repaired by scvs

A shuttle making it through a gap of two turrets. "He just flew straight through mass turret!"

Artosis can't comprehend the idea of expanding beyond 2 bases.

I like when you suicided all your tanks and then called the other player bad

3:47 5 queued SCVs, a second later: not enough minerals, all while talking how the other guy is bad. Perfection.

when he suicided those vulures into the cannons lmao

On one hand Arty is right about most of Brood Wars problems. On the other, he keep ramming unsieged tanks into protoss armies, sieging them when the dragoons are already in range, and then expects good results.

“How does he have more bases than me?” “How does he manage to build more than me?” I feel like the answer to both of those questions is in there somewhere…

“Into mass turret” Has like 3 turrets up lol

"after he lost EVERYTHING" dude lost like 4 lots and a goon, meanwhile artosis has 5+ scv baby sitting a bunker and 5 more idle at his main because his attention is at his choke.

This is a super late comment, but there's something poetic in how he leaves the replay just before he takes a fight in which he starts sieging his tanks while the dragoons are already in range and killing all his dudes. He loses all his shit for basically nothing.

Artosis what you do is collect resources and then you spend them to make units

*loses 15 tanks in the middle of the map just cause he blindly pushed* artosis 5 minutes later: I literally took no damage from this guy, how does he have more than me?

The production tab shows the protoss nonstop making Dragoons until they started their 3rd Nexus.

Love when he says how bad they are and still end up losing to them XD haven't watched him in a while but I see some things never change!

After enemy waste whole army and kill nothing, you have some options as a terran to follow up. You can counterattack right away or mass an army and attack later or get a third cc and get more ahead. You can not turtle in base make a few turrets and play as nothing happen, then to move out with a slightly bigger army than you had 3 minutes ago with no vision on enemy.

"How is this real, how is this a f*ckin game that people even play", he says after 20 years playing it lol

0:18 you can sometimes just feel someones IQ. a few seconds later fartosis is attacking uphill with unsieged tanks against dragoons and sieges in FRONT of the army and loses 2 tanks that dont even get to fire one shot. yep we can feel your IQ artosis.

0:55 Here's my IIIODIS Report for this one: He attacks with about 5 tanks, 3 vultures, 2 SCVs, and 8 marines into about 18 Goons - The Tanks are unsieged as the battle begins, and on the low ground. Goons are on High Ground. Marines SUCK and shouldnt even be fighting against Goons unless on defence in bunkers. Period. Taking this fight was just TERRIBLE. He needs to scout ahead for where the goons are, and be Sieged up BEFORE the fight begins. Terran needs to play defensive/ turrets/mines/Sieged up Tanks. He just ran in and reset his tank ground to zero taking a terrible fight. He did have advantage before this fight and he just threw it away.

Factories and tanks cost a lot more than gateways and dragoons, so it only makes sense that the protoss player would have a stronger army in the early game. If he did not try to attack up hill with no vision maybe his push wouldve done something

I used to watch artosis main channel. Got bored fast because of the win only videos. Now these are good. I always watch it at work during breaks :D

I absolutely love when artosis loses. He contradicts himself every time. It blows my mind how arrogant he his and people still give him money.

it's always the same story. Artosis somehow gets caught to a single Zealot made in the middle of the map,as if it's the first time he faces that, and then he rushes his 2nd before making units, and then he wastes so many resource and mining time to defend the bunker against couple dragoons, and then regardless of what the outcome of fights are, he just sits there while complaining his enemy just sits there, and then enemy takes whole map and he is overwhelmed.

"Flies over mass turret!" - Three of those turrets weren't even completed at the time! :P

Dude didn't siege half his tanks for that fight and wondering why he lost.

"But he's like 'I'm a Protoss player though.'" Hahaha

12 minutes in and he's mind boggled on why toss has a 3rd. LOL

*drives artillery pieces into waiting enemy army* *how cud i los???* This guy is like a toddler.

My KZfaq recommended feed on the right is showing the original "Stargate" movie. XD

One of my favorite donos

>Lose all tanks >Took no damage

I like that he did not properly block his other base

"Just flies over mass turret!!" Has maybe 2 turret coverage

hey the dragoons are next to my siege tanks, lets siege them all up, i dont micro anyway.

Artosis sometimes makes me think that i should never play terran.

empty bunkers make me sad

You gotta up the clip from today when he raged after he lost a vulture and marine while attacking a gateway his opponent built in the middle of map and he got a dono about clicking on of the screeching birds and he finally did it that game

MacroGOD shows arty what a true goonflood looks like.

I had no idea Artosis being thoroughly outplayed and then raging about it could be so entertaining, lol

Wait, he's doing a barcode now? Lol, so confusing. I love it.

That toss player might have the largest macro to micro ratio gap Ive ever seen

Dude needs to mix in a full control group of Goliaths with those Vulture + Tank and tech to vessels and BC or Ghosts.

You didn't account for 5 scvs massive repairing and the eco drain the causes. That combined with the quicker 3rd.

This is the new style that I have been hitting non stop on the ladder. It's modern gatewayman where they just get so many units that it is impossible to move out, and they just take the map and then at some point add in arbs for stasis. You literally have to just try to keep inching forward and taking bases and if you ever lose a decent amount of tanks in a fight you lose. In order to win, you have to survive wave after wave of gateway man, somehow deal with the stasis, and wait for like 3-2 to have a chance to start moving out. PvT is so broken.

He could have 1based back to probably take the game after killing the proxy gate, or at least that's a possibility. Otherwise Artosis blind push at 10min is ftw, like it makes some sense but if he had vultures out on the map to set it up and any idea of what he was about to fight and not engage uphill he would've been fine. Haha

Beautiful video

The donos really break Artosis's flow when he's trying to make a point, I really miss the old streams.

I remember how old I was when I first realized more expansions = more units… I was like 12… so you know.. people have different skill progressions I guess 😂

Just clasic noobartosis, nuff said ; stay classy Dan.

Everything he did was extremely bad> Except he won the game so everything he did must have been good. Or at least better than Mr. BitchBoi here did :)

He did attack up a high ground though… if not for that Artosis could’ve won the fight sure.

"I took no damage! How is he doing this?!" Let me guess. Arty then just turtlet enough for the Protoss to remake the lost troops, build a 3rd while Arty just sat in his Artosis Corner?

I love Artosis. I actually love him

It IS true that the Protoss was pretty bad, and that he just played wrong. "Let me erect a 3rd while I'm also pushing AND reaver dropping..." -- uh... yeah... that's not a play. Real reason Artosis lost was that he was too shaken after his initial failure at 01:00. He got tilted after that and never recovered, EVEN THOUGH he came close to actually turning it around, but was still reeling too much from the early game to actually pull it off.

Artosis turtles with 2 bases while his enemy just takes like every base. “Erhma gawd how did I lossssee hes so bad!”

I'm not an expert, but when engaging an enemy, you don't siege all tanks. Because you lose vital timing. It is good to have several tanks, unsieged, in the front line.

The fact that he retcons his own decision making and knowledge during the match to justify his mistakes shows that he'll never learn. During the match he complains about the protoss somehow having a third base after he pushed out. Then he watches the replay and pretends that he knew about the third base and that it's one of the reasons he decided to push out even though he didn't scout it.

I got tingles!!!!!

hope you were able to get your diaper changed.

Watching Arthisis be reasonable is so tingly :) The protoss was a good player but not sure if he plays Broodwar a lot.

your turret spacing could have stopped his shuttle but i feel the real reason you lost is at 2:04, you had to run the scvs off of the mineral line putting you at 1 base for a short period of time.

he never even tríes too harass the other player and he wanders why he has more??? no ghost, no drops, just build turrets and turtles. He most be TURTLETOSIS

When I grow up I wanna play Toss.

i like arty

He’s never looking at what he is doing wrong, he is looking the replay to find as much shit to complain about his opponent That’s exactly what you should not be doing to learn anything.

Arty's logic is basically: I won one encounter in the early game so now I'm legally entitled to be ahead forever till the end of time, if I lose it's the game's fault

how many points did arty lose this match?

didnt help you sieged up right after the 18 goons were already in range and shooting all the tanks.

Since when are two turrets considered "mass" ?

Looks like the better player loses again, eh Artosis?

05:55 dat me! ...oh dat me :C

oh shut up! 9:45

I don't understand why he didn't just pull SCV's the moment he pushed back that cheese. That would of been a proper punish but he just lets up and macros? He doesn't even have to pull that many SCVs or even go for the kill. Setting up a light contain with a Bunk to postpone his expo would of been just as good as a death sentence if he wants to play the macro game.

everything he did failed. yet artosis left the game and the other guy won.

Artosis still has to get his tanks in better positions. Because if you don't line them up well, and instead get them scattered in a row, they wont focus fire. Also, some of them won't hit in time or at all. Is the major mistake I have seen.

what was the cost of those scvs not mining

I took no damage , at 13 min into the game contained to 2 bases , while allowing the protoss to take over all the map and suicide recall all over because higher economy and capability to replenish the army without even caring about micro ... sure buddy, sure

I still don't get how he doesn't understand that he is insulting himself when he loses to a person that he considers bad. In all games I've ever played, and this includes starcraft, when I meet an opponent that is "less" technically skilled, I win. When will he acknowledge that you can't just be playing the same way all the time. The game isn't about playing what what the opponent expects but playing to exploit weaknesses. That protoss playing though was "bad" barely ever floated funds and was obviously multitasking at a higher speed but no credit to that is given.

he made mistakes and lost after taking an advantage, nothing else to be seen here

Artosis has been playing this game for decades correct? How come he never reached that level where people don’t bitch about balance after every loss?

You were on 1 factory and 2 barracks at 8 minutes, yikes

insulting is the typical way Artosis addresses players who are mechanically better than him

Enemy makes game winning move Artosis: Look at how terrible this player is!

Artry says that any time he gets steamrolled.

why does he always make turrets that are sooo missplaced and not necessesary? i Think i gastes son much time doing that

The problem is that Arty invests into marines early game and it makes it hard to switch to mech. You either wall in one base and build a cc in the main and fly it out when you have units or you start with an agressive build one base all in and transition to mid late game from there. Arty never walls in, he lets the zealot in and it destroys his early game because he spends too much on defending. You are supposed to be able to hold your ramp with a few units because you can deny vision. And then you can tech up faster. But hey, i dont play the game for 20 years so i can be wrong.

Arty, maybe the Protoss race is not cringe, maybe the human race is cringe for making them playable.

No Turrets covering his main mineral line so the enemy shuttle has free reign once it gets past the paired outer Turrets... again. Horrible timing on going into siege mode when meeting the enemy force in the middle of the map as well. You're not supposed to siege up when a huge pack of Dragoons moves into point-blank range. At least half of your tanks are supposed to be sieged up already.

How hard is it to understand that when someone has twice as many basses as you do they can afford to lose twice at much as you?

This guy is kicking my ass! He's so bad at this game, amirite?

I usually agree with RT on his takes, but an opponent isn't bad just because they use brute force. If brute force works, then it works. There is really nothing else to say about it.

we already knew all these issues existed in 1999 lol just go toss RT. i love terran but played toss @ lan alwayse lol just zlot/corsair spam = gg

Do you guys he really plays like that or he makes it for the views? Because I 100% it is all staged and he just does it for the views, otherwise I will get really worried.

Oh man, you can't even analyse the replay properly. At every point in the early game you were outplayed, outmined and outproduced. You paid so much attention to his failed attack that you ignored the fact that you had 1 scv somewhere on the map, another standing besides the newly built engi bay, 4 or 5 chilling at home and another 4 or 5 waiting to repair the bunker. After that failed attack the game was more or less balanced in numbers, but he still had better tech, better production and the same - or a bit better - income. Then, after spending some time to let your opponent rebuild, you decided for an unknown reason that you don't need any 3rd base, you don't need forward run to lie mines in the middle fo the map to distract, kill reinforcements or at leat pull containing goons. No siree. You decided to push with just 6 tanks and a bunch of mostly useless marines (which you were FORCED into like a dumb firefly) - right into the open hands of his goons. Come on man, that's not even funny how bad you are at this game OR in post-game analysis.

Has RT just tried being better?

+20 years playing It, still a noob. Terrible micro.

Given the video image, I thought he was going to be recktd'. disappointed

Why do you fight so long when you're clearly the worse player and your opponent is toying with you?

How does Arty not realize that losing to a bad player(like he calls this guy), makes HIMSELF even a worse player? How does he not make that obvious connection? Lmao.