I asked my nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up He said he wanted to play video games all day for a living I showed him these videos Now he wants to work in sewer maintenance

"He outplayed you in the race selection phase of the game." :D

"if only things built when i told them to, the game would go so much better for me" -artosis "oh, is that it?" -vulture

"!i killed his army so many times" 9 base protoss vs sitting 4 base terran XD

Wow, another video! I was thinking for a moment that you abandoned us

I just wanna say I recently discovered this channel and that I am very grateful for it

Ah yes my favorite 1/4th map artosis.

Yeah, I do look at this game and say "this is fine". P had 3/4 of the map, thus the resources for endless Recalls and Arbiters. They could trade small armies to kill bases. Late game TvP needs to divide the map in half, but you see that P had the bases at the top left. Those were supposed to be Artosis' bases! He's trying to fight a micro-war when he lost at the macro stage!

Damb if only terran had two spells that could lock or drain the arbiter in two clicks

Yes finaly a new vid. I had waited for what feels like forever.

I hear this argument made all the time in fighting games, too. Arguments about how top tier characters are unfair because they need to use fewer buttons to accomplish the same thing as lower tier characters. About how mindless offense is much easier to learn and apply than precise defense. Thing is, when you hit the tippy top of play in these games all of that difficult stuff should be muscle memory. Once you've mastered your execution, and you don't have to struggle with remembering what to do when, the playing field gets a lot more even. I think Arty just needs a little more time to master his race so he can stop making all of these 'little mistakes' that cost him so many games. Let's give him another twenty years to practice and then see where he's at.

I miss you man, thx for the RT videos

Finally new episode I like it!

the return of the king

I love these videos!

Why Artosis always calls out suicide armies going to take out pieces of his, they have more resources due to expansion so it's normal that the enemy units are way more expandable than his

Chat, get down 😂

Who knows? Maybe no protoss player get carpal tunnel because they don't spam clicks to boost their apm score.

The funniest thing is that Garbagetosis plays terran, the easiest most afk race for freewins. What a guy :)

...artosis, you've never won a tournament. you have a 37% WR in BW. your mindset is too toxic to improve. nothing is EVER your fault.

"He only builds gateway units" Funny how he himself 3/4ths of the time goes vulture+siege tank....

Why is he ALWAYS behind in resources in every game, even when he wins? It's interesting and i don't get why.

new clips wohoooooooooooooooooooo

LipAPM @ full power

Having 50000 more minerals mined then ur enemy is such a HUGE gap.. no wonder noobtosis got his cheeks busted like he did.

That one dislike is from the protoss player that disagrees with the APM.

I have the exact same problem playing Tracer in Overwatch. MANY hours put into the character I decided I didn't want to play the game anymore because I can't play her without having a 300apm on a shooter. It wasn't always like this. It became broken and sadly I will not play that game against humans anymore because plan and simple. It's no longer fair. Too many aspects to rely on that are out of my control.. Is there a way? Maybe.. Just Maybe....

Fucking dance all day!

"I've won tournaments as well" Genuinely curious, which tournaments has Artosis won? I assume they must have been smaller regional stuff?

Man i do understand what he says, he is right too. But idk man. This game is really hard. Like D9 said person with less mistakes wins. And this game is all about the mistakes...

4:54 gives complement to zergplayers

BuT A tErRAn aLsO WOn a TouRNaMenT ArTOsIs

One time I said fartosis in chat and got banned. Anyone else want to share their story of how artosis banned them?

Those voices kek

The answer is 1a2a3a

Well he did beat you Artosis, or are you saying beating Artosis takes no skill?

As Protoss you dont just attack click. May be Arthosis do it like this with protoss but that is not how you win against A rank or S rank terrans. You want to kill vultures and then find a way to drop zealots with good health on tanks.

I don't get his nutjob. What else do protoss build? Carriers? Mass reaver? Of course they go gateway almost exclusively.

Lmao look at what he does tho! Artosis literally takes his army and completely over extends…attacking the P main at bottom right… Why ?! Why take ur army SO deep into P territory and go for their main? You can get flanked by like three different bases!! Which is what happens of course. So what does Artosis do next? Instead of attacking bottom right, he goes all the way for bottom left this time… even further into P territory completely over extending once again.. and once again getting over run. So what does he do then ? He complains… and turtles. So the P does what Artosis should’ve done… he attacks his edge bases. Making artosis have to come out of his base to come to him. Which by then you can set up a counter attack or a flank or any number of traps…

So he's been playing this game for 20 years now. Seems like he's not happy with the balance, but clearly that's not going to change on such an old game. Has he ever explained why he didn't switch to SC2, or some other game? Just seems like an unhealthy addiction to me. Or perhaps these rage compilations just provide a skewed perspective?

You’re just not as skilled as you think you are. Terran has an edge over Protoss at the pro level

why he keeps playing an unbalanced and over 20 years old game? rofl

I commented about how shitty this guy was with his rage under a video. Someone went full on "You dont know how good he is" lol. I was SC2 Grandmaster at the time. So I made a broodwar account. Went straight to S, easy. I stay by my statement, what a raging baby.