Tai Lung will probably hold the record for most life sentences on this channel until Mousait does Thanos.

Love how Shen's very first crime is GENOCIDE.

Shen’s first crime: Genocide Shen’s last crime: Choosing violence What a tragic fall from grace…

I love how Lord Shen's first crime is Genocide,just about the worst crime possible,when most villians have stuff like theft as their first crime

One point about Kai. Technically when he stole people's chi, he turned them into his zombified minions until they were freed. Wouldn't that qualify as slavery (with a count per head)?

I love how Verminator only needed to pay 10 dollar find at the start only to then go to 300 Milion dollar finds in a matter of a couple of seconds 😂

Life sentences: *exists* Kai: *shrugs and survives his sentences*

With most villains, their first crimes are property, theft or murder-related. My Peacock Shen however got a Genocide as his first crime.

The place where Kai fought the five is probably a historical monument, because deceased kung fu masters are depicted there. So besides Jade Palace, monuments are also destroyed.

6:27 Welcome to the instant death penalty club, Tai Lung and Lord Shen! Drago Bludvist, Fairy Godmother, Makunga, Yzma and Gallaxar also received instant death penalties.

You have to love Kung Fu Panda where you get such a degree of mass murder that it puts vast majority of villains to shame. Like Shen starting off with genocide and Thai Lung getting 1000 life sentences

Lord Shen and Genocide being the immediate crime cracks me up. Kung-fu panda villains are not to be messed with

This man just randomly showed up out of nowhere and started producing bangers

Finally! Somebody besides Schaffrillas, has been enlightened of The Verminator’s existence, a.k.a Dwayne LaFontant!

okay but going from "yard flamingos are 10 dollars and he'll have to pay to get it replaced" and then later going *"The average cost of a satelite-"* is just. thats absolute peak comedy i think

7:45 not even 5 seconds in and Lord Shen gets a death penalty 😂

There is something so indescribably funny about someone getting slapped with a death sentence the first time they appear

Kai walking up to the Jade Palace to the tune of This Song Is Copyrighted fits way too well.

Tai Lung got more life sentences than Megamind 💀

6:37 Quick correction, Legend's of awesomeness confirms that at least one guard survived and yes it is cannon So let's take it down to 999

FINAL SENTENCES Verminator: $300,001,010 fine, 20 years Rumpelstiltskin: 3 death, 4 life, 31 years Kai: $35,000,000 fine, 41 years Tai Lung: Death, 1000 life, 68 years Lord Shen: 3 death, 13 life, 32 years, $50,000,000 in damages

5:53 Technically, wouldn't Kai also have life in prison for attempted murder? He nearly killed Po by absorbing his Chi, after all. Or would that be attempted grand larceny?

Shen's first crime gives him an instant death sentence, dang

Lord Shen would be a nightmare to the Geneva Convention if it were established way earlier.

The Jade zombies can be considered Brain washing as Kai erases all trace of individuality from the victims (at least with Shifu and the furious five besides tigress)

4:42 Most underrated part of the video.

Missed some charges for Kai, like Slavery and Conspiracy to commit mass slavery - When he takes a master’s chi, they turn into jade zombies that serve him, which can count as slavery. Since he did this to many masters, this would land him a hefty prison sentence. Also, he said that he is going to take the chi of every panda in the village, and although he fails at this, this is still conspiracy, and should yield a life sentence at the minimum. Grand Larceny - Assuming that taking one master’s chi counts as one grand larceny charge, Kai would get many since he has the chi of many masters. Property Destruction - When Kai commits OoABH on Po, a structure gets destroyed, so I think Kai should pay for that. *Murder - You might not count stealing someone’s chi as murder, but I want to mention it since some people do and you suggested it did when you charged Kai with “Conspiracy to Commit G3nocide” in the archive version when he said that he’ll take the chi of every panda in the village.

the jade palace had pillars with solid dragon decorations made of pure jade which id imagine would be a lot more expensive to replace since getting jadeite of that size has got to be expensive

Staggering and hilarious that the Verminator went from $10 in property damage to $300 million for nuking a satellite P.S. the absolute insanity in Tai Lung getting slapped with 1000 life sentences for killing all of the guards

Respectfully, you missed something for Rumpelstiltskin. No attempts but just straight up murder. He killed that witch by splashing water on her (in the scene where he asked for ideas)

Depending on how you look at it, Kai returning to the Mortal World could count as Escaping Lawful Custody. Also, Tai Lung blew up the exit/entrance of the prison, which is Property Damage.

5:13 Another Copy Righted Song just to removed Kai Theme

Ah yes another awesome video from Mousait prosecuting villains! We love the content as always, keep it up!

Tai Lung getting a worse sentence than Kai with a single crime is hilarious

kung fu panda villains are peak

Kai approaching The Furious Five while the copyrighted song plays is the most weirdly badass thing ever

I love how verminator is kinda just a guy who broke some stuff and then everybody else is a psychopathic evil guy

4:48 it took my a while to understand why you put the picture like that

You know what would be a twist and gudness in your series? Good guys being accounted for some unaccounted crimes they did in the movie

You're absolutely right, MOUSAIT! Rumpelstiltskin did have the intention of Shrek dying which is why it does seem a bit complicated on whether or not Mr Stiltskin took the day Shrek was born or whether or not Shrek gave it to him, but Shrek wasn't satisfied with what the deal was going to mean for him in the future. That's why if you haven't already, you'd have to class this as an illegal contract, given the fact that he might've done this to a large number of people!

7:28. So close

Hey for Kai and Tai Lung, all of the assault and battery charges would legally have been considered assault with a deadly weapon. After a certain amount of training in martial arts, your hands and feet would be considered a deadly weapon

5:01 love that stealing/absorbing someone’s soul is considered “grand larceny”

With Kai committing grand larceny on Oogway’s chi, it should also be charged for the chi he stole from all the other kung fu masters

9:19 “Free them, they never did anything!” What they did:

1:00 use of a weapon of mass destruction

3:59 That has to be Slavely, as well.

2:32 is when his ad ends

2:40 shouldn't he also get a trespassing charge? He hopped a fence into someone's backyard after escaping arrest

3:52 Aw, the whip isn’t perfectly timed anymore 😢 Also I thought the previous crime for that scene was slavery, which is obviously what’s going on in this case

7:54 after that he said good afternoon gentlemen and he should get no charges

Tai Lung is the most intimidating villain of Dreamworks up until Death in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

For pixar villains part 2, can you add chick hicks?

SO happy that this video has finally been reuploaded to include sentences! Been waiting on this one for months!!

5:10 kai literally smacks his chain things on the ground in sync to the music AND the trespassing charge. what a legend

That was one of the cleanest transitions I’ve seen to a sponsor

Who knew Kai did less than the other two villains in Kung Fu Panda-

The Verminator went from a few hundred’s of $$$ to the cost of a private Air Force 💀

4:05 The torture and false imprisonment was on the mass.

6:36 what happened to the audio?

Man the verminator just did an debt speedrun

0:25 The Verminator: That's a Contraband item Ma'am as it is illegal in every state expect Texas Texas: We alot Violence and Death in Teaxas 💀💀💀

7:02 tai lung got 1000 life sentences after 1000 second degree murders 🤣

5:40 Does that inculde the statue?

6:10 this would prob be life in prison since this is what happend in the movie

Tai lung opened the dragon scroll and saw what he's charges were

Depending on jurisdiction Tai Lung’s escape would be a death sentence. Murder of law enforcement officers AND murder while committing another felony (escaping lawful custody) often count as capital murder, even though they would all be second degree (willful but not premeditated)

7:13 I don't see many comment on how skilled this makes Shifu. That blade had big speed and big weight and therefore big force behind it, so his deflecting it like that is already scary enough, but that sword is special. That sword is literally so sharp that looking at it can cut you and here is Shifu, not only holding the blade with his bare hands WITH THAT FORCE BEHIND IT, but staring it down as well. Shifu is skilled as heck not to be bisected even touching it, let alone staring it down and parrying it at high speeds.

Lord Shen's character design is so elegant

Everyone else: gets at least a reasonable first sentence Tai Lung's first sentance: DEATH

It's crazy dream was charged for all those things. But the worst crime out of all of them, is removing that mask off his face.

1:25 I can usually tell when a sponsorship or a call to action is about to happen. But that caught me completely off guard.

I love how the Verminator spiked up from a flamingo to a whole satellite in terms of property damage fining.

i honestly think the Jade Palace would be borderline priceless, what with all the artifacts and scrolls stored inside

5:12 This song lowkey bussin Fits the scene and kai so well

I love how the Verminator went from a 1 and ½ thousand dollars to 300 million dollars in a couple of seconds.

I love how the least threatening villain, The Verminator, is charged with with a higher penalty for property damages than all the Kung Fu villains combined.

i love how shen's case just began with genocide

7:13 it’s actually assault occationing actual bodily harm x5

kai's charges for 41 years is barely a trinket to him since he's over 500 years old.

Idk if this is supposed to be a joke about being short, but if it is, the screen where Rumpelstiltskin’s crimes are being gone over is the most clever and hilarious short joke ever. That’s coming from me, who doesn’t like short jokes. 10/10

7:39 is for all y'all.

Tai lung getting death right off the bat is honestly hilarious

At the beginning of Shrek Forever After, King Harold and Queen Lilian go to sign the contract with Rumpel to have Fiona saved. However it was also the same contract that would make them disappear if they signed it, which Rumpel convinced them into signing in his reality. I feel like Rumpel should be given an extra charge for fraud and two attempted regicides. And keep in mind, this part is canon to the story as it happens around the same time the first Shrek takes place. Most of Shrek Forever After isn’t technically canon as most of it takes place in Rumpel’s own alternate reality, which ended up disintegrating by the end of the film when Shrek’s disappearing curse was broken.

I love how this guy could 100% be a lawyer but chooses to do this instead.

OBJECTIONS! 1:16 That charge can be reversed as he did scream when the dog bit The Verminator in the ass and since the Police were nearby, they would have easily heard him and jumped the fence to control the dog and re-arrest The Verminator. 3:58 This isn’t just False Imprisonment, the four Ogres were treated like Slaves so this is Slavery. 7:02 Since it’s impossible for someone other than Homelander to survive a thousand Life sentences, the next best thing would be a Genocide charge which carries Death by Firing Squad and blood to be burned.

Love the content men good stuff!

I love how that for the end of Rumpelstiltskin’s crimes, you put him at the bottom of the height measurement thing, implying that he’s short 💀🤣

Rhino man get an F, for not defending the entrance, and he lose his job for not stopping the villain 6:41

1:15 should also be a trespassing charge for the verminator, since taking oogway's chi was larceny that would presumable apply to chi he steals of the other warriors as well and tai lung should get coercion for threatening the duck from the prison into being his messanger.

Here are some other Dreamworks villains you should charge for their crimes: General Mandible (Antz) Mrs Tweedy (Chicken Run) The Toad (Flushed Away) Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians) Guy Gagné (Turbo) Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby) Grimmel the Grisly (How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World) Queen Nerissa (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken) The Chameleon (Kung Fu Panda 4)

Rumpel's contract with the king and queen was valid (for its general terms) as they caused their own problems by locking Fiona in a tower when they need an heir, while (as theories claim) it helps fairy godmother have her son become king, having cursed her in the first place. his deal with Shrek is also valid as Fiona has turned into an ogre from dusk till dawn, and it freed any that are genetically one. Also, Tai Lung didn't kill EVERY guard in the prison, as dozens were rather left battered and bludgeoned, in that order. he'd be charged for assaulting officers and mass murder rather than a life sentence for each of them.

6:30 And gone is the sound...

8:17 that would also count as an unregistered firearm

I love how Shen just instantly gets the death sentence

I love how the only thing the Verminator was sentenced to was a very hefty fine until he tried getting away

The Kung Fu Panda Villains Are The Biggest Crime Commiters Here.

I feel that Rumpelstiltskin would also have to pay for damaging that book in the beginning of the film ( the movie itself points that out)

Thanks for reuploading the video

5:05 bro the caption said "then I will find him, and take his cheese" XD