I honestly prefer the original, but this is good too

@@TheMonkeKing same

It adds alot more than just the big letters, you should do more like this

Huh that's dumb but at the same time it's nice to heat your voice too

i like it with the voiceover

Lawyer Dragon: *growling and snarling* Interpreter: Our client pleads not guilty.

IF I CAN'T KILL 'EM, I'LL SUE 'EM!!!

"Your honor, my client is simply just hungry"

It's just funny to charge a wild animal...ish

And they lock him up in gringotts 😂

Monarch: *Don't make me fucking laugh*

About as insane as Hal Jordan attempting to arrest God.

@@vrcommandoata5403 there context for that or is that a joke?

@@mrkrimsonj114 Old Green Lantern comic, Hal tried to arrest God.

@@vrcommandoata5403 issue number, Story summary and is it still cannon to the main timeline or got retconned?

Isn’t the entire EU open borders?

@@katamed5205 at least every land border in the EU as far as I know. But the Schengen area also includes some non-EU countries like Norway and Switzerland for example. So in some cases even more than the entire EU. (edit: I saw that Bulgaria and Romania apparently still have border controlls even tho they are part of the EU but not a full member of the Schengen area atm)

She can, yes. But not as a police officer on duty and in uniform iirc.

@@haribobie True, but that isn't what the video creator fined her for. Tho there are some cases where the police can follow a criminal into a neighbouring country to an certain extend (Germany and the Netherlands have an agreement for example), but that case doesn't apply here obv.

@sirjackify Also true. It would be a different fine/charge anyway if there isn't an agreement. Even if there is one, she still would have violated some law by just going to Italy without any order/notice

Correct

tranquilizer is not killing

@@SirsasthNigam.they’re talking about the last officer in the lineup, when she ran out of tranquilizers. She did TRY to assault him, but physically couldn’t.

Yes

Also isnt italy in the Schengen area so no border control at all?

How is regicide the worst crime? Lord Shen commits genocide before the title Kung Fu Panada 2 appeared

@@elliotfong5061 Because regents are viewed as more important than the common citizen. Aren't both a life sentence/death sentence anyway?

Execute, resuscitate ect.

@@elliotfong5061 probably better to think of killing head of state that in monarchies killing the physical manifestation of the state and in democracy is the collimation of the wants and believe of the people and meant to represent them

@@elliotfong5061 I think he forgot to add in ancient times Regicides were seen as the worst of crimes because of the divine rights of kings so to the legal system it was like you were killing an envoy of God, not only were the culprits executed, they were hanged, drawn and quartered, it wasn't until the French Revolution that equality in death was applied and less severe methods of execution were favored In a more secular perspective it was common for many civilizations around the planet to punish severely the killing of leaders, this was a way to discourage the killing of leaders so the country wouldn't fall into disarray due to the power vacuum or simply due to spite by the ruling class that their power was attacked

Literally the best comment on this video…

Reminds me of the pig who got put on trial in france

I love the part where red death was 6'0" in the mugshot 😂

the dragon can't even speak dude it's stupid

Lol

Uhhh... too many.

Let’s just give him a death penalty and we’ll be over with it.

​@@Superemie401The Reason Why is Being put on MASS

Make it 45 years before he loses 4 lives

@@Ratchet_TFPUsually, a mass crime that only gets years (like false imprisonment) would just be converted to one life sentence, whereas a mass crime that involves life sentences without information would become a death penalty. At least that’s how he does it.

Death + 6 months

Make that 4 deaths and a year

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@@chickennuggets5549repent sinner RePEnT

don't forget the 250 bucks.

_Better Call Saul theme plays as the Bewilderbeast itself comes in as its lawyer_

Yeah but the red death was actually fighting a defensive war as berk invaded it having it avoid most of its charges (related to war and in the events during the great berkanaian conquest of dragon island.exe)

@@Picklesthedonutfrog exactly, he could be charged with extortion, murdering the dragons, and running a criminal organization, however his actions against the vikings were self defense

@@Picklesthedonutfrog exe

666th like, you know what this means.

I dunno why, but many of the humans in Madagascar 3 look like they belong in Despicable Me universe. Made better (or worse) by how their personalities also fit in said universe as well.

@@magnusvonbraun9870you know I’m pretty sure their both connected because of Alex bails Pixar metaverse theory

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​@@Jarate_expert i hate it when that happens

Did he drown at the end

@@jacobrodriguez7365 Haven't seen the movie since I watched in theaters back in 2014-ish

Drago’s literally the mvp of the whole film

High treason wouldn't be a crime he committed but rather war crimes and I terrorism

@@TheUnflushedToilet Same. I didn't wanna watch it, cause I'll receive trauma from a certain person's demise..

DuBois is Stupid for alot of reasons

And humpty wouldve gotten a "Conspiracy to be poached"

@@spectralspooky peak comedy

@@spectralspooky haha, comedy!

Along with imprisonment with the guards

she did smash through 4 walls and a window after that though

And She Trespassed an Office Building

Ok, but how did she manage to destroy four walls by just running into them?!

@@Superemie401 Supernatural Physical Strength

It doesn’t matter what you feel because not only is that all part of the same charge, she has demonstrated insane physical ability which defies gravity and the laws of physics throughout the film, so she could’ve countered the animals’ actions by running up the wall or something. Not to mention, if she had done that “to prevent lethal injury,” she wouldn’t have caused additional property damage to catch up to the animals.

He would've had hundreds of years if he included animal abuse in his crimes.

think about it this way: when most of your crimes are that henious, the small ones stick out more

@@electricheartpony Unlikely.

@@imfsresidentotaku9699 every single one of those dragons in his army were maimed or hurt by Drago at some point.

His real sentence should be 4 death penalties, 1 life sentence,4years and $250 fine

Ong💀

That’s the real killer is those 250 dollars

No that just the fee The more you pay Nicer Your death is He gonna get killed Play something that cost that much dollars

true

He should have like a thousand charges of animal abuse and brainwashing lol. Also in the Rise of Berk game it is implied he kills his men regularly

That's Mass Second Degree Murder,So Death Sentence

Dragons*

And multiple poaching conspiracies

Exactly

Yea when i first saw her i remember her saying things like i strangled my first snake when i was seven HOW IS THAT NO ANIMAL CRUELTY

She never deserved that first fine for poaching all those animals are legal to hunt for “food” or she could of had them as pets but had them taxidermied when they died

But he give her an illegal border crossing charge even tho both Italy and France are in the Schengen space which mean that the borders aren't enforced between the two.

He is theoretically a war criminal to multiple nations after the first offense

well seeing as he was recruiting and raising an army to go to war with berk and all its inhabitants, major counts of animal cruelty and most likely some sort of crime for building all of those war machines and dragon traps, i would say that, yes, the psychologically insane warlord can indeed be considered one. now, if youll excuse me, im gonna go rewatch httyd 2 again.

We don't have to assume he actively commits violations of the Geneva convention every chance he gets

@@name_not_taken We don't?

I have to say, he’s the only villain from a „kids movie“ that still gives me the shivers to this day.

Plus he has like a hundred more animal cruelty/abuse and murder charges under his belt we just didn't see.

@@runtergerutscht4401 his Bewilderbeest was abused ever since it broke out of it's egg

@@AM-sj5vr if he raised it himself and didn't just poach it from the wild. After all those things must take quite some time to get this big.

Also, if i remember correctly, it was trained by fighting to the death against other dragon, most likely entier islans of dragons sinse alpha dragon are ectremely rare(sorry for my bad inglish,im spanish)

@@Draminacion0207 you did pretty good to be honest, keep practicing and you'll get there!

Yes but she probably done it illegally, without passing any check

@@yoggothemadgod6196 No, there is 0 border checks in the Schengen area, the borders only count to countries outside of the area, say you are travelling from Romania(which isn't) to Hungary(which is) you will need to go through border checks

@@yoggothemadgod6196 checkpoints are only at the borders of non EU countries like Switzerland. The rest is freedom of movement

@@yoggothemadgod6196 Travelling between Schengen Countries is like traveling between US-States

@@mexonexo Humpty Made a Mistake

Shoudnt the Red Death be excluded? Considering its a regular animal that is not aware of how its actions affect others?

@@Thunderblock7889 You’re telling me a giant dragon “king” doesn’t know what death is? I mean it doesn’t really make sense for him to be arrested given he’s an animal, but he does know what death/harm is and the channel probably wanted another villain for this video

@@Anonymous529 I would argue DuBois crimes should be higher up, because the animals she's hunting are intelligent. I mean they came up with a plan to kidnap the penguins, and worked with the circus to make their way over to the US.

@@spazmaticaa7989 That’s not what we’re talking about here. Brick here is talking about the huge dragon in HTTYD, for some reason.

@@Anonymous529 I know, my point was that if the dragon is treated as a real person, then the animals in Madagascar should be treated as real people to. So really DuBois's poaching crimes could be considered attempted murder.

Oh, OH!

'This makes the story far more dark and morbid.' nope, bye-bye, try something new, come back in 10 years

@@myfredo898 l + ratio

What is he then?

@@empress-of-stuff8240 He’s a human being.

LOL

Just because you became the world's most wanted, doesn't mean you did it.

“I’m Saul Goodman, and did you know you have rights?”

"With all due respect your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man" Saul goodman

So we can safely assume he is an absolute menace to society

and also had to pay 250 dollars

And all those death penalties were because of murder, making him a cold blooded murderer

@@juanamariaacevedo7760 Not just murder; murder of several chieftains.

Remember the mass murder in berk

There is a gap between the wheels, so she could roll out from under the train

She’s French

@@Beans68419gadamn

maybe all his crimes could be shortened into a death penalty

Like SCP-682? A creature that wants to murder everyone and everything

Quick! Get SCP-999 on the phone now!

@@rabbyrabbit5591 not 682 that thing is in a tank of acid we can do that.

@@JPmax4ever that would work if 999 can reach it or at least it would immobilize it… hopefully.

Maybe. Or maybe you'll spend the next 30 years on death row and die of lung disease.

How do get multiple death penaltys

@@alitabatabaei4578 Step 1: You get a death penalty Step 2: You get other death penalties Which is the hardest step for you? /j

@@redex7413 but you can't kill someone twice.

@@alitabatabaei4578 Commit multiple murders. You will need a firearm or lethal weapon for this. Then kill someone (politician, royalty, children etc for speedrunning tactics). Then let yourself get caught by the police. Surrender the first chance you get. You don't want to be gunned down in combat because this will fail the run instantly. Do not flee either as the Law will most likely open fire on you when you run away. If you do end up running away, turn yourself in when the heat dies down. The hardest part of this run is prison. You committed multiple murders (probably against children) so you will have to learn to keep away from big fellas. I think that you spend only a week or two in prison when having a death penalty. So just survive the week and make it to the lethal injection chair! Also, to answer your question, they give you multiple death penalties to shame you, I think they keep your body in containment when you have multiple death penalties.

Also, you have to take into account that since DuBois is a citizen of France, she would not only be judged in accordance with the US laws, but also EU laws. This way, the "illegal border crossing in Italy" may also be replaced with a prison sentence in addition to community service. Though I live in the EU, I am not a lawyer, so feel free to bash me if I'm incorrect.

@@DansuB4nsu03 either way I speculate her age to be 49 to mid fifties hence why I said life sentence but at any rate for the poaching alone that's a few years in the Hague...

@@DansuB4nsu03 either way I speculate her age to be 49 to mid fifties hence why I said life sentence but at any rate for the poaching alone that's a few years in the Hague...

@@DansuB4nsu03 I don't think she would get illegal Border Crossing anyway because of her transition inside the Schengen area

Because she is a France citizen she has no committed ilegal crossing to Italy, due to the Schengen space, that effectively eliminates frontiers between members of the EU

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Agreed. I want to see the previous ones updated. Not all the clips, just a recap

absolutely!

I disagree, it makes it a lot more boring

@@blgchengus fr!

that's my thought as well. Unless Dubois is a not EU-citizen who works for the French police, but with the name Dubois I have my doubts

@@rubenmazyn9311 to be part of the police in France you need to be a French citizen ! The only exception is if you've serve in the French army

Actually she is head of Monaco animal control which is a separate country from France.

@@ErichZornerzfun but Monaco is part of Schengen so she wouldn't need to go through border control

Was about to comment that. The charge is certainly a stretch

But we can also love her for 2 more things: 1) Her Edith Piaf voice 2) "And when in Rome... VIVE LA FRANCE!" (Holy cwap... MOM I'M FAMOUS)

I definitely did not watch that Madagascar but seeing her bulldoze through that building was pretty funny ngl

Apart from her actions in the film, isn't that also too many mirrors on a motorcycle?

I'm pretty sure she's a terminator ngl

I was literally thinking that as I watched this lol. Chantel would be a hell of an assassin.

Hey you have the same profile picture as me

Cannibalism isn't a crime its how procure the meat that is

They don't appear to be the same species.

@@HeortirtheWoodwardengood point

And I’m counting as it is.

Drago Bludvist gets death penalty by being burned by dragons

@@elliotfong5061 multiple times 💀

Regicide is literally the WORST Crime you can commit. So I wouldn’t blame them for giving Him a death sentence.

You know you're evil when the first crime on your docket is mass murder. That puts Drago on the same level as Shen.

To be fair, ice dragons, lightning dragons, water dragons, hell even moon and sun dragons are a thing apparently. It's not too far fetched that in a civilized draconic world, arson wouldn't be the constant (still a large number of crimes but not the entirety)

@@chanmandeath2993 but how would ice, water and moon dragons cause a fire Moon would be the closest to being logical seeing as their powers would realistically be, Water control (the moon controls the tides) no arson. Gravity manipulation (Though it would be weaker then that of the sun dragons) no arson. Causing sleep deprivation. (Most people have a hard time sleeping in the nights of a full moon, which is blocked by the earth's shadow otherwise but the earth can't block something with it's shadow when it is on it, so a moon dragon would constantly have that effect ( this would make them a bad neighbour, without them even actually doing anything.) And finally the corner case way they could cause a fire... They're a mirror, they intentionally reflect sunlight into something that binds it into a light beam which causes something to ignite. That would be unnecessarily convoluted though, if they can just make huge wave to destroy stuff. ( I know it's anticlimactic, that's the joke)

@@zockingtroller7788 it's moreso the concept that arson WOULDNT be caused often. It'd be like how if we have less banks on earth, less bank robberies occur and more house robberies occur. Fire would be a serious issue with dragons, but not All dragons breath fire. and sun dragons are also fire based, so there's three that can plausibly cause fires between lightning, fire, and sun.

@@chanmandeath2993 That's also not considering the fact that more than likely, there would be laws specifically pertaining to the other dragon types as well. For instance, causing excessive water damage for dragons that control water. At that point though, we're getting into theorycraft, so I'm not gonna continue it

@@chanmandeath2993 the dragons in the httyd universe are literally animals

Plus, the Red Death is at war with the vikings so no crime commited here (unless the fire breaks the Geneva Convetion)

@@thinkingboi9508 It could count as chemical warfare depending on how dragon fire works.

@@Demonic_Culture_Nut well it works as Liquefied petroleum gas

Should have been mass arson and genocide

Because let's just pretend everyone survived heat so high that it makes the sun jealous

I am the 66th like. The time has come.

Gotta catch’em all I suppose

He raised it from birth in that horrible way as well…

He does, if drago has not controled it, it would be Toothless’s companion

Fr

Exactly, "the law" depends on which nation you are in.

I assume he was using US law cause the movies were made in the US. Although I personally would use California criminal law for much of the movies that took place in fantasy lands cause the movies were all made in California. I would've used European criminal laws for the Madagascar 3 movies.

He does use Italian law for the portions of Madagascar 3 set in Italy

and he's British!

"For your sentence, you will be executed! Then killed! Then executed again, with another death added on for fun! Oh, and a $250 fine, too, I guess..."

4 death panlities, 2 years. oh yeah you gotta pay us like 250 dollars only

Yes.

How would you kill someone 4 times lol

@@jojogacha974 adding more death penalties/life sentences is used to show the severity of a crime! It's less about extra death and more about "fuck you, you don't even get the chance to" I learned this after watching that JCS video "what pretending to be crazy looks like" and saying "well WHY the extra penalties"

@@jojogacha974 added security. With one death sentence they could appeal and something could go weird or be uncovered that would make it to where there could be reasonable doubt. With more than one death sentence, even if one gets appealed, they still have to appeal more.

So yeah, before we kill you, resurrect you, kill you again and then do that another two times, please give us your wallet to pay off the 250$ we fined you earlier...

@@jojogacha974 Stop his heart, Reboot it, repeat (joke I actually don't know how)

But she is also unnecessairly cruel and causes too much destruction.

Yeah french are really dedicated to there job (not really I'm french and basically is ou can do your job the most simple way possible we are going to do the most simple way)

I'm pretty sure she's a terminator ngl

intimidating someone is against the law?

@@Gravity_defyer In certain areas yes

And those that we saw on the back getting trapped

considering the amount of dragon hunters and trappers that exist all over their world, plus people who just hunt them for sport, you can't blame it all on Drago

@@LilaKim08 I’m not, just the ones that were caused either by him or people working for him. Heck I might as well include the shit that Drago’s former apprentice Krogan did in the Race to the Edge series. Capturing and torturing dragons, forcing Singetail dragons into flying around him and his men, and nearly killing a Titanwing Dramillion (which was basically an endangered species) just to name a few things.

He also branded a dude

Cannibalism isn't a crime its how you procure the meat that is

They are also different species anyway.

@@silkthecatmothwhat if last time if ash just charged king goobot of conspiracy of cannibalism, when that video deleted.

And wouldn't that make the regicide just manslaughter, as he didn't mean to kill Stoic?

@@Galvy_kun I'm not law expert, but while accidental, Drago still committed Regicide.

@@adamnelson7840 I think that would still count as attempted first degree murder (Hiccup) and voluntary manslaughter (Stoic), as Stoic is just a citizen (there's no legislation about royalty and its benefits). However, instead of death for regicide in the first scene I would give him arson and multiple first degree murder sentences

I'm no expert on Viking law, but under US law any deaths that occur while in commission of a fellony result in a 1st degree murder charge for each death. Attempted murder is most definitely a fellony so Stoics death would have been a 1st degree murder which would be upgraded to a regicide as he was a country's leader.

@@yourthoughtssuck that's very interesting and informative, thank you. I'll make sure not to kill anyone while committing a felony, then

He’s using a bull hook which both serves as a weapon and a control

@@AfrosCanBeCool got it

You have a chance to Backstab him while he calling his alpha

Alphas don't actually exist anyway. That's people assuming aniamsl do "ranks". They don't. The reality is the strong get weaker and the weaker become stronger. Just like people do. So things shift and control shifts in turn. It's not "ranked". Who's really in charge anyway? The one that lies around and seems weak that has learned to handle more, or the one that is doing all the work having yet to know weakness and pain? Drago is the kind of person that knows that weakness and pain to that extent. Thus why he's not afraid of anything before him.

Autistic children when they find a stick: (I’m autistic so I know what I’m talking About)

And if he committed mass property damage as well, it could be counted as domestic terrorism, which would give him _another_ death penalty

Most villages were ethnically homogenous.

@@JetFalcon710 At the end, you can clearly see that he did indeed cause mass property damage, so yeah

That’s true..

But she would have to serve her sentence since it’s reasonable

@@cosmicredeemer3109That is the opposite of the meaning of this comment.

Yeah he should! But he included only Genocide because he giggled when Stoick died, that means he wanted to kill botj

I agree. I guess it depends on the type of content he wants to go for. Maybe he'll find a good balance?

Me too

@@turtlepack2023 KZfaq said my videos were too much like a compilation so that's why it was added. I try to mix it up so some have voiceovers and some don't

well, the vineboom sound effects remain funny tho

i think he can still add the voice over after that so it keeps its humor and will keep it in line with youtubes BS

Remembering how much I dislike Draco lmao. Man's really deserved worse than the ending he got lmaoo

Ikr

they would give her the death sentence and she would kill Satan and mount him on her wall before breaking through death and coming back to Earth.

She's an unstoppable force and the manifestation of chaos

One of them is completely legal, as a citizen from inside the European Shengen area, she had all the the right to cross those specific borders wherever, whenever and however she wanted without going through control (obviously the way she did was illegal, but it was for other reasons)

True

@@danielllitpek2014 I was looking for someone who would make this point. My family and I have crossed from France, to Monaco and Italy countless times just for groceries. There's mostly just tolls.