If Fainting Goats were People - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 75

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If Fainting Goats were People - Ultra Spiritual Life episode 75
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This video shows a very scholarly rendition of what it would be like if fainting goats were people.
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@margarida.larchae 6 жыл бұрын

I swear I thought he was going to fall in the lake

@amaracea 6 жыл бұрын

I swear I thought the same thing you swear you thought I also swear I thought that table was going to break under him

@AnnafromHungarylvNW 6 жыл бұрын

I was secretly hoping it.

@naturegirl372 6 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he would take it all the way to the lake

@recoveringsoul755 6 жыл бұрын

Margarida Maybe he did and that part was cut off. But we got the bathtub scene later....

@hmcbride1538 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Mattteus 6 жыл бұрын

nice to know I'm not the only one who licks their salt lamp

@jacjac_jac 6 жыл бұрын

guilty here too

@justforever96 6 жыл бұрын

Salt is crucial to human (and animal) survival. HUmans have used it as a currency and fought numerous wars over it, over control of the trade, taxed it to finance empires and armies. Amazing stuff. Only recently has it become so cheap and undervalued as it is....kind of like the rest of food. There was a time when people were genuinely thankful every day there was food to eat, because there was no guarantee there would be.

@Genesiss9433 6 жыл бұрын

HA ha!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

@len17948 6 жыл бұрын

Mattteus you savage 🤣🤣🤣

@katalintimeaborsos5806 5 жыл бұрын

I don't have one, but I licked a salt cave. Does it count. :D

@TheAnticSits 6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love your humor. You help me not take myself seriously.

@brookiecookie6586 6 жыл бұрын

That tub fall! Ouch! commitment to the craft right there!

@Alex.Kalashnik 6 жыл бұрын

Brookie Cookie He could have drowned!

@sharirood 6 жыл бұрын

Fantastic. To be fair, I react like that when someone rings my doorbell too.

@MargaritaMagdalena Жыл бұрын

I know right? The only one who ring my doorbell are debt collectors and people who are up to no good.

@martina2659 6 жыл бұрын

I almost react like this in social situations

@Roanoak 6 жыл бұрын

Martin A I think this is how I'm going to start acting in social situations... lol

@druidictroy1157 6 жыл бұрын

Aadin Heals ..and if three people. ..just three people act like this then they call it a movement.

@amaracea 6 жыл бұрын

I react like this mentally but not physically. is that close enough.

@apollo3340 6 жыл бұрын

No. If you want to be Ultra Spiritual you must unite your body and mind so that they both faint together, as JP so profoundly demonstrated in this video.

@tlotus3032 6 жыл бұрын

suddenly I realized I am an awkward freezing goat. Hmmm. head butt next time? No, maybe Just kind of mull around, eat grass and act casual.

@HealthyandLovingLife 6 жыл бұрын

One time, my husband and I were driving around, house hunting. We had our beagle in the car and happened to see a herd of goats. We pulled up to look at them and our dog started barking. The whole herd stiffened (some fell, but older ones who know how to manage the condition just stiffen up while standing). We drove off quickly, hoping no one saw. We knew what fainting goats were but had no idea those would faint.

@stephaniedouglass6951 6 жыл бұрын

Healthy and Loving Life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@s.k.zuidema2873 6 жыл бұрын

Healthy and Loving Life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@justincase1919 5 жыл бұрын

Lol.. that would be a fun day ! 😂

@mycupoverflows7811 5 жыл бұрын

What a fun memory! 😂😂😂

@mysticridge6975 6 жыл бұрын

I raise goats, was not disappointed

@bogscholar691 6 жыл бұрын

This is amazing. The proposal had me crying😂

@AwakenWithJP 6 жыл бұрын

It's a literary work of art in my opinion :-)

@2adamast 6 жыл бұрын

The point of the whole video, making a proposal (for laughs really)

@jazztom86 6 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Isn't it sad?

@rebekahkrause4458 6 жыл бұрын

•L Powers omg yes! Same here! So funny! Especially the proposal part :P

@Splattertube 6 жыл бұрын

I said to myself, "Watch him lick the salt stone." He does and I'm gone. Then came the proposal and I was finished.

@jsarahi2635 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't imagine the number of bruises you may have gotten while filming this video

@bellastone-le9eb Жыл бұрын

Yes. Do not try this at home. 😂

@cattroot8496 6 жыл бұрын

Poor fainting goats! They live hard lives! 😂🐐

@kell_checks_in 6 жыл бұрын

But they always get back up!

@recoveringsoul755 6 жыл бұрын

Catt Root I had no idea there was such a thing as fainting goats. Now I have to look into that.

@ts89540 6 жыл бұрын

They are bred this way so that they faint when predators come. The fainting goats are easier prey than the more valuable livestock they are hanging with. Sad but true.

@scottbranham6396 6 жыл бұрын

Especially in Muslim countries. Or mexico.

@DanielKellyFolkMusic 6 жыл бұрын

No JPs were harmed in the making of this video.

@bellastone-le9eb Жыл бұрын

😂❤

@hayleytarry9898 6 жыл бұрын

Litteral tears were rolling down my face. This is hilarious my face hurts! 😂🤣😂🤣

@turnergerald 6 жыл бұрын

It's called the vaygull nerve .. my father is afflicted with the problem. Passed out when they brought back the mcribb.

@CarolineAnandSiddiqui 4 жыл бұрын

That's sad! How's your father now?

@turnergerald 4 жыл бұрын

@@CarolineAnandSiddiqui he's better

@mauriciocanalez9965 6 жыл бұрын

What if cats with cucumber were people?

@mindlesskittles 5 жыл бұрын

JP do itttttt

@TennisMens888 4 жыл бұрын

Spam it!

@MargaritaMagdalena Жыл бұрын

Watch "scaring vegans with bacon".

@FrankieFrankenstein7 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I think I ripped my stitches lol

@AlexVizzini 6 жыл бұрын

and you're writing this message from Heaven. So sad 😪

@LadyVoldemort 6 жыл бұрын

IAmFrankenstein Forever The dude's so silly I laughed sooo hard...😂😂😂😂😂 I don't have stitches but I think I lost my bellybutton...

@tylerdunn1943 6 жыл бұрын

Your spiritual stitches

@bethhollins3556 6 жыл бұрын

Tyler Dunn his Frankenstein stitches

@shrubbry77 6 жыл бұрын

I'm going to have to assume no goats were injured in the making of this video?

@Sourdoughgirl 6 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I laughed so loud that my family thought something was wrong with me.

@natashamudford4832 6 жыл бұрын

Goats are self-tipping, whereas cows need a push.

@janosk8392 6 жыл бұрын

Natasha Mudford you sound like quite the sports officionado. two of the best sports ever.

@Thehogwhisperer 6 жыл бұрын

LSHMSFOAISMB!!!!! (Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Fell Off And I Spilled My Beer!!!!!)

@benmeyer8415 6 жыл бұрын

Redneck Therapy your acronym was so awesome, I was LSHIDMPAHMS (Laughing so hard I dropped my phone and hurt my stomach!)

@tabithathecat 5 жыл бұрын

LSHIADOL Laughing So Hard I Almost Died Of Laughter

@lisaseckold9296 6 жыл бұрын

I like the way your dog holds space for these shenanigans...

@nitsku8263 6 жыл бұрын

My life in a nutshell

@AwakenWithJP 6 жыл бұрын

It all goes back to the fainting goat...

@spiralpython1989 6 жыл бұрын

The salt lamp lick did it for me...

@janosk8392 6 жыл бұрын

Spiral Python The subtle flick of the yoga mat - it almost never happened. exquisite timing.

@punishinghammer558 6 жыл бұрын

Love the "In the hall of the mountain king" background music. Great for building drama. Lol!

@1800pouned 6 жыл бұрын

Every scene caught me off guard and made me pass out. Now i'm stuck in a perpetual state of rewatching the video to see why passed out since i cant remember as i continue to pass out.

@kpk1958 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you JP for making me aware of a phenomena I knew nothing about. My mind is blown for the day.

@melissacordova3395 6 жыл бұрын

Now this is the video I needed today, thanks JP. Much appreciated! 😄😂😂

@BratFyre 6 жыл бұрын

THIS IS *thud* Great.

@chihirokin8088 4 жыл бұрын

The fainting pose!! The artistry!!! The probably infinite pain that bath fall caused!! Nice work! This is excellent reference for my goat centaur character

@malovela 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the proposal scene. It had me laughing tears.

@Texas3Step 6 жыл бұрын

What a great way to start my day. Thanks, JP!

@id104335409 6 жыл бұрын

When I saw the video title I made a funny sound from excitement.

@HealthyandLovingLife 6 жыл бұрын

id104335409 Did you also stiffen and fall over? 😉

@julienielsen3746 6 жыл бұрын

What kind of funny sound?

@benmeyer8415 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of my faves! Ranks right up there with 'if meat eaters acted like vegans' Good Job! and keep it up JP!!

@InfiniteOriginal22 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Really needed some comic relief to ward yesterday's grief :)

@OldSchool1947 6 жыл бұрын

WHY is this SO hilarious?? LOVED it!

@amyartist7346 6 жыл бұрын

Best laugh I've had in MONTHS! Thanks JP

@msdee693 6 жыл бұрын

I have watched this 3 times now & die laughing every time!! Where do you come up with your ideas, JP??

@LS-yj7be 6 жыл бұрын

That's some serious commitment! Well done.

@Blue-rl5dp 6 жыл бұрын

OMG, such good imitations of my girls! LOL ANY stimulation beyond dead dull boring and over they go.

@justsierraok 6 жыл бұрын

Truly one of your best ever.

@TorTeja 6 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I have seen in years. You are a comedic genius. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@conniemcfeely4115 6 жыл бұрын

I totally fully loved this...I laughed outloud all by myself.... you two were hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

@jenipowell 6 жыл бұрын

one of your best yet JP

@ceelo3998 6 жыл бұрын

Finally, you touched on some Laughter Yoga! LOL'd all the way. What great comic relief!

@devintrevor8142 6 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite ultra spiritual life episode lol. JP you are fantastic!

@mrmcbeardy9268 6 жыл бұрын

this is so ridiculous!! bahaha I love it!! Definitely should be on your "top 5 /best of" special ;)

@cieszynski1986 6 жыл бұрын

The door bell killed me!! :D

@Genesiss9433 6 жыл бұрын

HA ha I might have to change my paints. I showed this to my grandma and my mom they laughed so dang hard ha ha keep up the good work

@positivevibezonly5611 2 жыл бұрын

That was awesome.. I have watched those goats.. laughing my ass off over here, I needed that

@margarida.larchae 6 жыл бұрын

Those leggins on you are simply fabulous🙉😂 I love this guy!

@AwakenWithJP 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I feel like more of a man when I wear them.

@margarida.larchae 6 жыл бұрын

AwakenWithJP ahahaha they must feel like masculinity to the touch.

@111sweetmarie 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being so DAMN FUNNY!!! Seriously! We appreciate you

@sinoa1 3 жыл бұрын

I’m laughing so much that I’m crying. Thx😂😂😂

@livs6y33 6 жыл бұрын

Can't stop watching!!

@charmbrown1389 Жыл бұрын

It’s so true. Love the stiffness of the legs and arms, truly perfect impression of fainting goats 😂

@yogaunity4797 6 жыл бұрын

👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇯 🇵 this was hilarious! I watched it like 10X 's my face hurts from laughing😂😂😂😂

@12qw23op 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Beautiful!!!

@sethstangroom3395 2 жыл бұрын

I actually have myotonia congenita and i must say, you are pretty spot on to the way i fall over

@timber4896 6 жыл бұрын

I'm on day two of laughing my ass off every time I think about this😂😂😂😂 thanks for the laughter Jp!!!

@Shelleybean3315 6 жыл бұрын

I can hardly see what I'm typing, through my tears; laughing sooooo frigging hard!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@-msssrhmrydy12988 6 жыл бұрын

Brilliant video. So funny! Genius!!!

@antiglobaljoel532 6 жыл бұрын

The one where you fell on the outdoor table cracked me up. It looked like the legs were starting to collapse.

@cyb9754 6 жыл бұрын

I think this is my favorite Ultra Spiritual video, 😂

@iahelcathartesaura3887 5 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing my ass off!!! 😂😂😂 And perfect music, Pier Gynt! 😅😅😅 I'm recovering from a bad respiratory infection & I'm choking & stuff cuz can't stop belly laughing so hard all through this!!

@kell_checks_in 6 жыл бұрын

LOL! 9.9 for form. Actually, fainting goats ARE people. Or, people are "fainting" but not goats. Or, anyway, there's a neurological disorder like this (which I have, lucky me!) called "hyperekplexia." It's usually genetic (but can also accompany severe PTSD or diseases like Creutzfeldt-Jakob) and symptoms include a "pathological" startle response. Many of us look like we have CP or MS (and can wind up misdiagnosed) because of movement and gait disorders. Some of us use wheelchairs or other assistive devices. (I walk with forearm crutches.) Also, when startled we can jerk violently, cry out, or fall stiffly to the ground a la our intrepid goatly brethren. Yes, it can be a real pain in the ass. Thanks for asking. I don't know of anyone triggered by the IRS, though, which is probably a good thing. More here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZZ5jNOAsb3Ig4k.html and here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/asllbMVnutmxkoU.html (The good news is Andrew's totally a party animal when the cameras are off. : )

@sablechicken 6 жыл бұрын

I just realized that I think my dad has this. Load noise really makes him jump, and his balance isn't to good.

@kell_checks_in 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he should be screened by a neurologist (and maybe an ENT specialist, too.) In addition to the startle issue, there are many reasons why people have balance problems as they age. (I'm 57. Short version: aging is weird.) Many of these problems have surprisingly simple solutions, and even if they don't it's still better to know what you're dealing with. : )

@sablechicken 6 жыл бұрын

I feel bad, I used to hide and jump out to scare him when he would go up stairs to tuck us in for the night. I stopped when he said that he was worried that he might punch me out of reflex. He just turned 80 yrs old. You are right, it is neurological. Over 20 years ago, he thought he was having a heart attack, he was on the floor and couldn't get up. They found that he has a very rare bone spar in his neck pushing against the carotid artery, creating blood clots. Thank God they found what was wrong and fixed it, but he lost most of his sight in one eye. So now that he is older, he has bad knees, and a big belly from drinking beer and his balance is getting scary. I am so worried he is going to fall hard some day. Getting older is sure a challenge, isn't it? Take care of yourself.

@kell_checks_in 6 жыл бұрын

Back at ya. (Just tell him now that the Baby Boomers are old, walkers are hip. ; )

@uikmnhj4me 6 жыл бұрын

Things and Ideas KB This also sounds like a neurological disorder I have lol! Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome is a form of dysautonomia and has very similar symptoms. #spoonies

@heartofhopedesigns5105 6 жыл бұрын

EPIC!!! Hahahaha!! And congrats to the two of you!

@salvationship 6 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile. Brilliant.

@ericward8459 6 жыл бұрын

weirdly appropriate choice of music. I love it!

@eleonoragillberg 6 жыл бұрын

This is so simple and so funny to watch 😁😁😁😁

@tylerdunn1943 6 жыл бұрын

I could have watched hours of him doing this!

@MegaMindyLou 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard had to take off glasses and wipe tears! Loltogwt - is that a new acronym?

@orderfirst8907 4 жыл бұрын

Amber is great. So deadpan. Really funny. I am just discovering JP. Video watched as part of JP marathon.

@WamuyuGatheru 6 жыл бұрын

The best! Physical comedy can be so great

@MC-rs6jp 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I laughed so hard!!!

@treppas 6 жыл бұрын

Great video you two!

@chainsawbarbarian 6 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 75 episodes, JP!

@Reub3 6 жыл бұрын

Wow! that neighborhood is really beautiful.

@jeremiahmcswain9577 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know I’m late to the party, but this just made my morning!

@nitewarden 6 жыл бұрын

I have vasovagal syncope so I empathize greatly with fainting goats. You just learn to live your life around it. (And always have a soft surface to fall on)

@greeenpro2009 6 жыл бұрын

I don't think many people could actually make this hilarious the way you did JP

@07alauren 6 жыл бұрын

Love love love it!

@courtneygreene3545 5 жыл бұрын

Good thing I was sitting down! Doorbells trigger my cataplexy more than anything else! I’m sure someone has told you, probably angrily, there are people who do this. Personally I think it’s hilarious when it happens to me. Thanks for the laugh!

@maurataylor2977 2 жыл бұрын

That was excellent.

@simplylou5124 6 жыл бұрын

Best one yet!!

@65nightsofstatic 6 жыл бұрын

Best thing on the internet today!

@boriz_ 6 жыл бұрын

This might be the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.

@chrisheltsley3742 6 жыл бұрын

Lol. This is by far your funniest video.

@BiskupTomek 6 жыл бұрын

So simple yet so funny.

@rubylwarrior2638 2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh TY JP I REALLY NEED THAT LAUGH

@Terraification 6 жыл бұрын

Lmbo. I love these videos. 😂

@MsTootss 6 жыл бұрын

Loved this

@jenniferm6042 6 жыл бұрын

Very nice choice of bassoon music JP ... hilarious in the hall of the mountain king by grieg

@kell_checks_in 6 жыл бұрын

Watch this next February: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rs2Dh6R5nsCzepc.html

@lauracabe 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahhahahah im dieing too many good ones to name. But okay when he licks the lamp 🤣 that shit was lit

@austins5632 3 жыл бұрын

Vintage JP! Love it :)

@lindsaygoodwin3140 6 жыл бұрын

SO good!

@brooksequine7621 5 жыл бұрын

This is THE BEST !

@sylviastoute 6 жыл бұрын

This is awesome 👏🏻 man!!! How did you get this idea 💡 You are hilarious 😂 I loved it 😍

@walker_estes 3 жыл бұрын

Part 2 of this please! 🤣

@YuiFunami 6 жыл бұрын

this is amazing

@realfitness6974 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness! We had fainting goats and you did such a great job imitating them! Lol. (And now I really miss them!) How many bruises did you end up with? Ha ha!