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@DrMoonAtNight3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real torture was the friends we made along the way
@parthibbiswas37303 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real way was the torture we made along the friends
@eusguri27313 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@legward_cullegg3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real friends was the torture done along the way. Wait-
@twtclikk78413 жыл бұрын
AYYY ANOTHER IDKHOWIE
@DrMoonAtNight3 жыл бұрын
@@twtclikk7841 I don’t know how but you found me
@Katokoda3 жыл бұрын
Damn, he really was technically correct
@lankymaccrazyhair2643 жыл бұрын
The best kind of correct
@jestfullgremblim80023 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lolololololutrythcfy3 жыл бұрын
but dude... he undersold it
@loocie46363 жыл бұрын
Likes
@ploopybear2 жыл бұрын
@@loocie4636 Yikes
@xxliew3 жыл бұрын
Research shows that torture is actually ineffective at getting accurate information - making friends and finding common ground with the prisoner is the most effective way. Torture IS quite effective at getting people to say whatever they think will get you to not hurt them lol.
@rindoubaka15743 жыл бұрын
I think the threat of torture is probably the most effective way of getting accurate information. Once you reach the actual torture stage, the individual you are trying to extract the information from will probably either not budge or or lie.
@seignee3 жыл бұрын
that's true, but the way i've seen torture implemented is moreso used to break down a person's humanity and morale instead of getting information. which is worse lol
@Buzzzy-bee3 жыл бұрын
Thanks I'll keep this in mind for the next one... 😳
@Catlady-mw4en3 жыл бұрын
if you fear they won’t believe the truth, of course you’ll lie. I would. Because my only motivation at that point is to stop the torture.
@molybdaen113 жыл бұрын
It's only effective if you have more then 2 prisoners which know the secret you want to know and hear them separately. They will lie of course, but not all 3 can come up with the same lie.
@slopcrusher34823 жыл бұрын
“ me no ouchie, that’s the catch.” If I every get kidnapped to be extorted, I’m definite going to use that line.
@stillapieceofgarbage52703 жыл бұрын
same
@kunalkashelani5852 жыл бұрын
Just don't get yourself kidnapped just to use that line!
@cherrydragon31202 жыл бұрын
Same
@sudonim75523 жыл бұрын
Trade offer: You receive: the location of the money I receive: no ouchie
@MadeInChinaPlat3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ sounds like a regular day playing escape from tarkov
@sijenkai39283 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ is mayonnaise a instrument?
@konfu_ion3 жыл бұрын
@@sijenkai3928 No, but it can be.
@spacedoutorca45503 жыл бұрын
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?
@nathanrock92693 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yes
@insouciantFox3 жыл бұрын
"Spoilers, dude!" Best line ever.
@theflashandtheflame98533 жыл бұрын
HEY!!! I HAVEN"T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET!!!! Way to spoil it, man!
@chanaxor71803 жыл бұрын
"Dude you can't just give me the information I want, I worked so hard to make you go through extreme amounts of pain to then EARN that information, by torturing you, you know like any 'normal' situation"
@themonocleguy3713 жыл бұрын
I know right, no one loves spoilers
@thequeer_underthebed25353 жыл бұрын
“River, you know my name. There’s only one time I’d ever be able to tell anyone my name.. only one reason why..” “Shh.. spoilers.” If you didn’t immediately burst out crying as you read that, either your a rose fan, which, please, don’t talk to me, or you don’t get it. And I’m not explaining.
@cinnamonbreeze56183 жыл бұрын
@@thequeer_underthebed2535 im dying that episode killed me....
@ashleigh993 жыл бұрын
Wattpad stories: then they fell in love and got the money together no but honestly I've read wattpad stories like that
@stillapieceofgarbage52703 жыл бұрын
@Sheldon J. Plankton yes, it would've.
@mrcakeday14393 жыл бұрын
that's actually better than most wattpad stories.
@ashleigh993 жыл бұрын
@@mrcakeday1439 lmao
@crimson56893 жыл бұрын
Geez more Stockholm syndrome
@mrcakeday14392 жыл бұрын
@@crimson5689 Stockholm syndrome us better than, Idk, getting sold as a $€X slave by your parents to a boy band. I think. Haven’t tried it myself, haven’t read it myself either I am very afraid of romantic fan fiction.
@KuroHebi3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd be more scared of being in a room with that guy instead of a straight forward person who just wanted to know where the money is. Clearly, that guy just wants to torture someone for the fun of it.
@tuluppampam3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want to torture someone for the fun of it; he wants to torture someone because if he didn't then all of his efforts would be wasted
@KuroHebi3 жыл бұрын
@@tuluppampam also that.
@darlalathan61433 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much why people torture.
@supe47013 жыл бұрын
I think the torturer cared less about the actual torture and more about the “forcing an answer out of somebody”
@stillapieceofgarbage52703 жыл бұрын
@@supe4701 uhm, no. Not in this case.
@arhamshah45923 жыл бұрын
"Me no ouchie." - Zach Jar Binks 2021
@aslpuppy10263 жыл бұрын
*Messa
@richardmillhousenixon3 жыл бұрын
Zach Zach Binks
@artifex2.0803 жыл бұрын
Meesa no ouchie*
@spoiledmoloko3 жыл бұрын
Zach Star Binks
@JuankQuinteroMejia3 жыл бұрын
thats a smart guy
@foiledthrice3 жыл бұрын
Dude’s actually a genius for avoiding torture and not telling where the money is
@ABera-bm7ns3 жыл бұрын
He didn't avoid torture.
@anyone53853 жыл бұрын
Ya
@thatdudnum67potatoe453 жыл бұрын
oh the money is in room 598 on the cost of concordia if no one stole it yet
@Ahrone15863 жыл бұрын
@@ABera-bm7ns why
@ABera-bm7ns3 жыл бұрын
@@Ahrone1586 last sentence of the video.
@plehdapus3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the fact that he starts listening to "I kissed a girl"????
@CanaldoPortador3 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS
@gerbil4973 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAO
@darlalathan61433 жыл бұрын
"Girl on Girl is Hot!" LOL!
@carlamitce4433 жыл бұрын
@@darlalathan6143 🙄
@tobysmith46042 жыл бұрын
Its a good song bro
@llawliet15223 жыл бұрын
Dude, just say "harder daddy", it checkmates the torturer every time
@bea41563 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@bone-thief3 жыл бұрын
Unless the torturer has a daddy kink. Then they just cream themselves and keep going which is honestly kinda a power move in the situation
@shydoll68022 жыл бұрын
man that could be double edged sword lolllllll
@yvrxk2 жыл бұрын
@@bone-thief I feel called out
@kyleterry51902 жыл бұрын
I spit out the milk that I was drinking dammit
@T3WI3 жыл бұрын
"Wow, this is torture" Absolutely brilliant
@77tigers263 жыл бұрын
ikr
@manusiaygbernamaidhann94633 жыл бұрын
may i request the link of ur pfp my dear good sire
@mcvibing27853 жыл бұрын
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 go to horny jail
@blessedowoboi3 жыл бұрын
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 probably a v tuber this guy is obsessed with them
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
FR FR
@timotejbernat4623 жыл бұрын
“CDC Guidelines” fucking perfect
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
Lol 😭
@thequeertelope79413 жыл бұрын
ikr
@candypaint88873 жыл бұрын
At least this torturer follow cdc guidelines
@mro4ts4573 жыл бұрын
@@candypaint8887 He tied up his victim, why’d he not put a mask on him too?... lol
@erinschwartz50002 жыл бұрын
@@thequeertelope7941 op nok okkk op moomokpjobjjnpnppnpnojbjpvjpjp van p popppipnnjhojp g f yeah i u g go gbyeah no o pretty oh f f
@etiennedl49443 жыл бұрын
I love how every torture scenes begin with an anatomic lesson
@HipHopAn0n Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AP-nj1mr10 ай бұрын
😂
@SatansTempleAura3 жыл бұрын
when he said "The human body has 7 bilion nerves" i couldn't unthink the "and you manage to get on every single one of them" meme.
@ryanbell37043 жыл бұрын
“why are you wearing a mask?” “CDC guidelines” I’m deceased
@FBarge3 жыл бұрын
This goes as a Covid death stat 💀
@syriuszb86113 жыл бұрын
Even sadistic criminals are not that stupid to not wear a mask when in closed space with unknown person.
@padnomnidprenon96723 жыл бұрын
When you infringe Geneva Convention but you still abide covid guidelines
@bananaman-qj4nu3 жыл бұрын
Hi deceased, I'm bananaman
@vastel13863 жыл бұрын
Someone didn’t follow the guidelines
@PCubiles3 жыл бұрын
The average person is actually a genius pretending to want to say where the money is when in fact in there there is just a bomb that explodes when opened, killing the other person
@asagoldsmith33283 жыл бұрын
Lol punisher
@Katokoda3 жыл бұрын
he may stay trapped in the other guy's basement though Just thinking
@jesalt82303 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 thought the same thing, man
@asagoldsmith33283 жыл бұрын
@@jesalt8230 your family? Who cares?
@jesalt82303 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 your kid's in a box, but you want your money, huh?
@meris84863 жыл бұрын
The scary part comes when the torture victim doesn't know the answer to any of the interrogators questions.
@33pandagamer Жыл бұрын
I feel like a person would make stuff up in that scenario.
@meris8486 Жыл бұрын
@@33pandagamer Exactly, even someone who knows a bit of info will eventually resort to making up nonsense
@emmacreavin735111 ай бұрын
no because I wrote this in a story I'm doing. like the person is actively being tortured like "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T TELL ME SHIT!"
@martinmarkov97077 ай бұрын
@@emmacreavin7351they don't let me cook.
@albinringstrom53293 жыл бұрын
✨The real torture was the friends we made along the way✨
@Aaron-kj8dv3 жыл бұрын
I love that he's starting the torture with random facts. I really thought I was the only one who hated how EVERY single torture scene in movies starts with a lesson in biology.
@math30003 жыл бұрын
Apparently, every criminal has a master's degree in biology
@rickbergolla40553 жыл бұрын
Or some made up bullshit "torture can only do so much, SilnCE iS REal toRture" Like yeah, sure giving them the cold shoulder is *definitely* worse then idk breaking their kneecaps
@eobardthawn69033 жыл бұрын
@@rickbergolla4055 Fortunately, that's why the US has blacksights in which torture is legal because it's outside of the US. Talking about the Goverment here. Still not as potent as the IRS.
@Xtroninater3 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, there's a decent amount of reports that say the anticipation of torture is worse or more effective than the torture itself, so a little spiel to increase the victims mental stress isn't very unrealistic
@eobardthawn69033 жыл бұрын
@@Xtroninater Reminds me of when Ken Kanaki turned in Toyko Ghoul. Jason waited for him to wake up, before torturing him as well as alerting him of his fate. I didn't know that, but it makes total sense in context.
@sasi58413 жыл бұрын
Remember kids: if you are going to commit serious crimes (i.e. kidnapping, torture, etc.) Make sure do it legally when it comes to minor things (i.e. wear masks).
@jasonreed75223 жыл бұрын
Al capone was arrested for tax fraud, and considering how he was a mob boss with probably a hundred plus murders, definitely take care of the minor things. Its easy to get enough deniability for major things (burden of proof on prosecutor, innocent until prove guilty) to not be caught. So make sure you don't get caught for something stupid like shoplifting, or noise violation cause thats how they get you. Or just don't be a criminal, its much easier.
@LibertyMonk3 жыл бұрын
Keep the little rules, break the big ones.
@dylancolbert39693 жыл бұрын
Make sure the guns you rob people with are compliant with the laws in your state 👍
@ChaseMcCain813 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aureavita86533 жыл бұрын
@@jasonreed7522 **The IRS watches with an eagle eye.**
@anattemptwasmade3 жыл бұрын
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO LISTEN" LMAO Freakin' hilarious
@federalcasemaker3 жыл бұрын
oh how the tables have turned first it's "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TALK" now this
@weebsailo7782 жыл бұрын
The reverse ninjutsu
@themaninthechair43383 жыл бұрын
If you torture me, I won't tell you where the money is out of pure spite. If you don't torture me, I'll tell you as soon as I feel like I'm safe to get back to my life
@sptflcrw85833 жыл бұрын
Doubt it
@themaninthechair43383 жыл бұрын
@@sptflcrw8583 yeah I'd probably break within an hour haha
@sptflcrw85833 жыл бұрын
@@themaninthechair4338 lmao
@SteleCat3 жыл бұрын
Solid chance that whoever is doing the torturing will continue the torture or kill you after the money is found. People who commit torture do not do it for purely utilitarian reasons, even of that is how they frame it in their own minds.
@NAME-yg8sl2 жыл бұрын
I would give myself a heart attack the moment I wake up in that room
@buddymmx39363 жыл бұрын
"You have a family!" "I think they'll understand" Bruuuv
@emu_vee2 жыл бұрын
.
@girishjayakumar43383 жыл бұрын
"Even a small pinch would feel like a bullet wound" - Zach Star 2021
@jasonreed75223 жыл бұрын
I mean, the reason spicy food is hot is that the activation temperature of your heat sensoring nerves is lowered, so your brain thinks you mouth is on fire. Its entirely reasonable that a similar compound exists or could be made to do the same thing with your general pain receptors. Lets not think about how this would feel, but it could have different "spicyness" levels.
@user-mz7cn9hq8v3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonreed7522 hmm. When I eat spicy food, my main concern is that the inside of my nose gets itchy and starts leaking like crazy, the pain is mild.
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_3 жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be funny? or did you just like that line?
@FreezingmoonDSBM3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yeah... Was there a joke in that that I didn't get?
@Para11223 жыл бұрын
@@user-mz7cn9hq8v what you're eating isn't that spicy then.
@alyxibiteu513 жыл бұрын
"What's the catch? What a *stupid* question! Me no ouchie. That's the catch." -iconic
@kaamn18293 жыл бұрын
"by the way, why are you wearing a mask?" "cdc guidelines." "right, so, anyways..."
@uzyna61163 жыл бұрын
You know, I feel like it'd be hilarious to watch the world's biggest masochist in this situation. Like, the only thing more pain'd do would make them more aroused, so there's basically nothing the kidnapper can do other than kill them.
@Ola-cb1xt3 жыл бұрын
In umbrella academy when Klaus was tortured something like this basically happened
@legrandliseurtri74953 жыл бұрын
I think even the world's biggest masochist will stop enjoying that pretty soon.
@libertyprime38273 жыл бұрын
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah even the biggest masochists have limits and pain sure as hell doesn't.
@invenblocker3 жыл бұрын
Someone get Darkness in here.
@kiera63263 жыл бұрын
Junko
@bondymagnomous35443 жыл бұрын
I mean, this is probably accurate. If things went this easy, the kidnapper would be pissed, and the people in the movies know that, so they first have to resist a bit, say shit like "I'll never tell you where the money is". After a while, they reveal the location, the torture stops and it's a win-win situation for both. Come to think about it, this belongs to your main channel because it is educational, Zach!
@maxiguess99223 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference?
@sadkritx62003 жыл бұрын
@@maxiguess9922 how??
@Lukendomaster3 жыл бұрын
Not if the kidnapper is sadistic and enjoys torture :/
@three_crows_all_day3 жыл бұрын
@@maxiguess9922 this is one of the 7,000,000+ reasons why I'll never watch jojo
@gusbart58563 жыл бұрын
@@three_crows_all_day Is this a jojo reference?
@controllerfreak782 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure CDC guidelines also advise against torture
@jhonsmith57103 жыл бұрын
I feel like this scenario has a prisoners dilemma hidden somewhere.
@baze35413 жыл бұрын
Hes just gonna tell him where the money is but criminal doesn't want him to just tell where it is, he want to torture him to get the money, so the criminal says if you JUST tell me where the money is then I'll torture you so he does not tell him where the money is because he wants no ouche. In that case the criminal doesn't get to torture him and has no money, so then we are at the first place we started where the criminal says if you don't tell me where the money is ill torture you. So he's just gonna tell him where the money is without ouchees or they are stuck in an infinite loop XD
@aegrisomnia2 жыл бұрын
Well. Let him tell you where the money is, then torture him anyway. Easy!
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok3 жыл бұрын
"I mean like, you seem heroic, but at what cost? " Man, you are a production house in yourself!
@hopper60943 жыл бұрын
Commenting, so you see how many likes you have
@akstefan47123 жыл бұрын
2:09 Okay but this part is soo cute 😂
@itsyaboiroman33453 жыл бұрын
“What’s the catch? No owchie, that’s the catch.” I freaking died that was too funnyyyyyyy
@ZekuChanU3 жыл бұрын
Victim: “Well well well how the turn tables” Torturer turns around to see the tables have turned: “Woah how you do that?!”
@gem95353 жыл бұрын
I want this in an action movie about magicians
@serpentinewolf70852 жыл бұрын
@@gem9535 Fuck yeah!
@cherrydragon31202 жыл бұрын
Lol thats funny
@weebsailo7782 жыл бұрын
*visible nani*
@w_ldan3 жыл бұрын
I mean who the hell in their right mind would die for a secret, probably only a really loyal soldier or spy
@Kenfren3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the secret and the impact of revealing it
@molybdaen113 жыл бұрын
The thing is that nobody believe thr truth. So you better come up with a reasonable lie.
@christopherclark40383 жыл бұрын
The seals are told to just say whatever you can think of to get them to stop torturing you even if its straight up the truth. Unless you feel others will just be put into your position, even then it's still up to you.
@CodepageNet2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherclark4038 is that so? you got any source for this? to me it would actually make sense what you claim, but still...
@davidwuhrer67042 жыл бұрын
People who don't know the secret will rather die before revealing it.
@duck74UK2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that one interrogator that got his best results by just being nice to the people. Like, "you got kids? bam, their college has now been paid for. Now help me get the info I want?"
@limyarplane19919 ай бұрын
What movie is that from? Out of curiosity.
@duck74UK9 ай бұрын
@@limyarplane1991 real life
@kasukeurahara23023 жыл бұрын
"I'll torture you if you don't tell me where the money is." "I'll tell you. It's under the porch." ".... I'ma torture you anyways." "WAIT NO I WAS LYING NOOOOOO"
@eobardthawn69033 жыл бұрын
I think that is the highest chance outcome. Unless they are doing it just for the money, most likely they would be quite sadistic and enjoy their illicit career.
@dragoon65512 жыл бұрын
Also, if you see their face and any distinguishable features you probably aren't leaving that room no matter what you say.
@mukundyadav69133 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early this was known as major prep
@thomasbeaumont36683 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@h4z4rd283 жыл бұрын
Truly underrated
@Joel-pl6lh3 жыл бұрын
I think technically his main channel was called major prep but this is the secondary channel
@thomasbeaumont36683 жыл бұрын
@@Joel-pl6lh its a catch 22, he's never been this early
@kiwi40583 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, that cocktail would be menacingful if it were real
@soleo27833 жыл бұрын
>menacingful
@kiwi40583 жыл бұрын
@@soleo2783 ikr
@liamwalton41833 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it only amplifies sensitivity for pain, or whether it could be used for, ahem, other things.
offer me the pain solution father, for I desire torture
@bea41563 жыл бұрын
The guy’s face at 0:44 (even w the mask) had me DYING 💀💀Like this is the perfect example of “Wait, what?” Thank you KZfaq algorithm for my new favorite channel! 💯
@endmysuffering79033 жыл бұрын
i didn't know this channel existed and it has literally made my day
@nicholasduncan15943 жыл бұрын
PSA: torture is ineffective at extracting accurate information. So, yknow, dont do it to extract info?
@ohitsrusher8423 жыл бұрын
Yeah what if they just ya' know, lie
@collingreenwood7373 жыл бұрын
That's how Salem found so many "witches" tbh
@stevenscott21363 жыл бұрын
And it worked! After all, when's the last time you met a witch? We got them all!
@astolat22623 жыл бұрын
@@stevenscott2136 ahahaha good one!**shoves pentagram out of sight**
@anastasiao40363 жыл бұрын
@@stevenscott2136 *casually puts away my glass ball* Yeah, honestly. They did a good job!
@cherry035123 жыл бұрын
"i want you to not want to tell me where the money is" me: oh so you're a sadist, alright.
@darlalathan61433 жыл бұрын
Torturers usually are.
@mr.e75412 жыл бұрын
Ahk men
@uouq95582 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e7541 ?
@mr.e75412 жыл бұрын
@@uouq9558 2:45
@uouq95582 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e7541 lol thanks
@MrMagnaniman2 ай бұрын
I have standing orders with my friends: "If I've been captured, assume they know EVERYTHING."
@Kikua16123 жыл бұрын
All of this was amazing, but that “ugh. Men.” was downright fantastic
@AgarioGameplays3 жыл бұрын
Zach finally realized that we only subscribe to him because of his sketches and he’s a funny guy. But we love them even more when it’s engineering sketches
@rockyroadmagic41523 жыл бұрын
2:46 ppl with bondage kinks be like
@violettas51543 жыл бұрын
You know, the human body has over 7 billion nerves... somehow you manage to get on every single one of mine
@blehh_mae3 жыл бұрын
1:06 also im pretty sure most torture scenes would realisticially lead to death anyway
@Shorelegs3 жыл бұрын
Like Trevor Phillips said: Torture isn’t to get information, it’s for the torturer! And sometimes for the torturee but that’s not the point.
@beng4ll967 Жыл бұрын
You torture for the good times! It’s USELESS as a means of getting information! That whole speech of Trevor was pretty fire. Wish I didn’t see the torture itself unfold
@MarkT17003 жыл бұрын
I love how you just make weird videos on the internet now. It suits you.
@supe47013 жыл бұрын
Villain: Tell me where the money is or I’m gonna torture you with- Person: ok, i’ll tell you Villain: I don’t want to know Reverse psychology at it finest
@federalcasemaker3 жыл бұрын
3:11 S C H O O L
@Charlie-br8wp3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early she was disappointed.
@yBryan13 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mawinstallation66263 жыл бұрын
Xd
@-Solidwater3 жыл бұрын
This took me a while.
@RGBY-tv4hg3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm has deemed you the chosen one, bask in its glory
@stillapieceofgarbage52703 жыл бұрын
yes
@ruinfirefly20882 жыл бұрын
It was amazing dude. The response after "What's the catch?", I almost died laughing. lmao
@jameretief83272 жыл бұрын
The old soldier’s saying, “Everybody talks in the end” is absolutely true.
@MasterCode30003 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect that Katy Perry Vibe tho. 💯
@h4z4rd283 жыл бұрын
Average person: AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA HEEELP PLEEAAASE SEND HELP AAAAAA
@uberboss22762 жыл бұрын
Literally bypassed not telling the guy where the money is. A true minipulatist
@CoolMorz3 жыл бұрын
When I see a torture scene, I always remember Trevor from Gta V, they do it for their pleasure, the answer is secondary
@AJXO-303 жыл бұрын
The level of sarcasm is off the charts! 😂😂😂
@you_lost_the_game3 жыл бұрын
2:34. "CDC guidelines..."
@benhelius42043 жыл бұрын
I got some strong DM vibes (D&D) Especially, when he was talking about the preparation and effort he put into it
@r.j.tammaro83832 жыл бұрын
I love this little Zach universe where everyone is just perpetually chillin
@magicflour3 жыл бұрын
Never been so early in my life
@RahulChhabra291120023 жыл бұрын
Me too bro Thank the algorithm
@valenmolina3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@lydiamoss26323 жыл бұрын
And I thought they would have kidnapped the wrong person. Nope, was I wrong 😂
@ArKeTiCt3 жыл бұрын
It's all about the motives honestly, i for one would give up all the money in the world to avoid torture. But for example if it comes to selling someone out or revealing something that could get someone dear to me killed, i'd rather hold untill i'm dead.
@figo35543 жыл бұрын
Same here
@acompletelynormalhuman63922 жыл бұрын
3:04 I almost thought that that would end up being a clever Segway into a raycon AD
@rsolsjo3 жыл бұрын
Face masks in fashion "I can make a torture sketch with this!"
@RGBY-tv4hg3 жыл бұрын
This got better like 8 or 9 times in just a few minutes
@Doomted903 жыл бұрын
Roles are reversed ftw! Ty youtube algorithm for bringing this gem to me! And thank you Zach for making it! Like that one guy in the Troy movie based on that book by that other one guy, I will remember the name!
@ritomroy7934 Жыл бұрын
"What's the catch" "Me no ouchy" 🤣
@raquelmary63123 жыл бұрын
This guy is honestly the funniest and most relatable KZfaqr of all time. Sending good vibes your way from the UF MAE department. 😍
@dcgreatman3 жыл бұрын
Wait... relatable? How often do you get kidnapped and threatened to be tortured by someone who wants to know where some money is but doesn't want you to want them to know where the money is?
@josephdahdouh27253 жыл бұрын
@@dcgreatman Everynight, but on Netflix
@molinodeviento85983 жыл бұрын
"Me no ouchie." - Hahahahaha, I am dying! Zach, you must be dirrecting movies, I am demanding a FULL movie!!!
@JonatasMonte3 жыл бұрын
"Tell me what you want." Worst question ever given the context.
@heavenlything3 жыл бұрын
this guy DOES look like a horror game protag though
@carazy123_3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you just keep getting more hilarious. I'm so glad you started doing sketches on your own!
@22Tech3 жыл бұрын
These skits are awesome. You are a great actor and i love these characters
@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters3 жыл бұрын
Okay but the fact he played "I kissed a girl" is everything
@coffeebot70163 жыл бұрын
This is the highest quality comedy I've seen on KZfaq in years. Well written, clever, excellent delivery, all around fantastic. 10/10. I honestly am conflicted though -- I want you to get big as a channel because you are one of the few that obviously deserves it, but I don't want your content to be influenced by massive success. Regardless, I'm sharing this with a bunch of friends. Cheers.
@Quisqualis3 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated
@birdgvee49823 жыл бұрын
I wouldn‘t use phrases „cut out the middle man“ with a guy holding a knife at me. Then again, as a hobby writer, I get that the guy gets mad that he can‘t torture him.😂
@jordanfelt59783 жыл бұрын
It's not very often that skits make me laugh as genuinely as yours do. Thank you for this it's so funny. You've Got some very creative humor there my guy.
@marcogutierrez85122 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is gold! Recently I discovered your content and I have been watching non stop. These are awesome!! Thank you
@chessematics Жыл бұрын
That "Wow, this is torture!" got me 😂😂😂
@nicklopez80042 жыл бұрын
2:00 i would have said why dont you kidnap a rich person and then ask them where the money is, they would put a fight for sure
@thehelmsdepot3 жыл бұрын
The money is hidden with my rank of Master. Neither of them will ever be found.
@randomname86162 жыл бұрын
Should've told him that his effort wasn't wasted as he'd do good as an actor for a part of a bad guy and that he'd be succesful as an actor with those skills.
@julienperrier6573 жыл бұрын
if only KZfaq had more quality content like this.
@JonatasMonte3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if all people acted like this during a robbery
@counttommymarion73198 ай бұрын
the amount of nerves in a human body, back-to-back can go from the sun to the earth.
@ryotengoku993 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I had to pause, smack my own face and hold my hand there for a while. 🤣 Thank you for coming up with this!
@joeschmoe4622 Жыл бұрын
For a throwaway line "me no ouchie, that's the catch" is just comedy gold
@pulsare.m.67192 жыл бұрын
1:36 so true!
@ThePhoenixAscendant2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've watched a couple downer videos and this is just a breath of fresh air!
@grapy833 жыл бұрын
you are very good at this stuff. Specially those "STEM Student" skits. They were Beyond awesome!