If interrogation/torture scenes in movies were replaced with an average person

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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

3 жыл бұрын

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@DrMoonAtNight
@DrMoonAtNight 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real torture was the friends we made along the way
@parthibbiswas3730
@parthibbiswas3730 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real way was the torture we made along the friends
@eusguri2731
@eusguri2731 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@legward_cullegg
@legward_cullegg 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real friends was the torture done along the way. Wait-
@twtclikk7841
@twtclikk7841 3 жыл бұрын
AYYY ANOTHER IDKHOWIE
@DrMoonAtNight
@DrMoonAtNight 3 жыл бұрын
@@twtclikk7841 I don’t know how but you found me
@Katokoda
@Katokoda 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, he really was technically correct
@lankymaccrazyhair264
@lankymaccrazyhair264 3 жыл бұрын
The best kind of correct
@jestfullgremblim8002
@jestfullgremblim8002 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lolololololutrythcfy
@lolololololutrythcfy 3 жыл бұрын
but dude... he undersold it
@loocie4636
@loocie4636 3 жыл бұрын
Likes
@ploopybear
@ploopybear 2 жыл бұрын
@@loocie4636 Yikes
@xxliew
@xxliew 3 жыл бұрын
Research shows that torture is actually ineffective at getting accurate information - making friends and finding common ground with the prisoner is the most effective way. Torture IS quite effective at getting people to say whatever they think will get you to not hurt them lol.
@rindoubaka1574
@rindoubaka1574 3 жыл бұрын
I think the threat of torture is probably the most effective way of getting accurate information. Once you reach the actual torture stage, the individual you are trying to extract the information from will probably either not budge or or lie.
@seignee
@seignee 3 жыл бұрын
that's true, but the way i've seen torture implemented is moreso used to break down a person's humanity and morale instead of getting information. which is worse lol
@Buzzzy-bee
@Buzzzy-bee 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks I'll keep this in mind for the next one... 😳
@Catlady-mw4en
@Catlady-mw4en 3 жыл бұрын
if you fear they won’t believe the truth, of course you’ll lie. I would. Because my only motivation at that point is to stop the torture.
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 3 жыл бұрын
It's only effective if you have more then 2 prisoners which know the secret you want to know and hear them separately. They will lie of course, but not all 3 can come up with the same lie.
@slopcrusher3482
@slopcrusher3482 3 жыл бұрын
“ me no ouchie, that’s the catch.” If I every get kidnapped to be extorted, I’m definite going to use that line.
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 жыл бұрын
same
@kunalkashelani585
@kunalkashelani585 2 жыл бұрын
Just don't get yourself kidnapped just to use that line!
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@sudonim7552
@sudonim7552 3 жыл бұрын
Trade offer: You receive: the location of the money I receive: no ouchie
@MadeInChinaPlat
@MadeInChinaPlat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ sounds like a regular day playing escape from tarkov
@sijenkai3928
@sijenkai3928 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ is mayonnaise a instrument?
@konfu_ion
@konfu_ion 3 жыл бұрын
@@sijenkai3928 No, but it can be.
@spacedoutorca4550
@spacedoutorca4550 3 жыл бұрын
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?
@nathanrock9269
@nathanrock9269 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yes
@insouciantFox
@insouciantFox 3 жыл бұрын
"Spoilers, dude!" Best line ever.
@theflashandtheflame9853
@theflashandtheflame9853 3 жыл бұрын
HEY!!! I HAVEN"T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET!!!! Way to spoil it, man!
@chanaxor7180
@chanaxor7180 3 жыл бұрын
"Dude you can't just give me the information I want, I worked so hard to make you go through extreme amounts of pain to then EARN that information, by torturing you, you know like any 'normal' situation"
@themonocleguy371
@themonocleguy371 3 жыл бұрын
I know right, no one loves spoilers
@thequeer_underthebed2535
@thequeer_underthebed2535 3 жыл бұрын
“River, you know my name. There’s only one time I’d ever be able to tell anyone my name.. only one reason why..” “Shh.. spoilers.” If you didn’t immediately burst out crying as you read that, either your a rose fan, which, please, don’t talk to me, or you don’t get it. And I’m not explaining.
@cinnamonbreeze5618
@cinnamonbreeze5618 3 жыл бұрын
@@thequeer_underthebed2535 im dying that episode killed me....
@ashleigh99
@ashleigh99 3 жыл бұрын
Wattpad stories: then they fell in love and got the money together no but honestly I've read wattpad stories like that
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 жыл бұрын
@Sheldon J. Plankton yes, it would've.
@mrcakeday1439
@mrcakeday1439 3 жыл бұрын
that's actually better than most wattpad stories.
@ashleigh99
@ashleigh99 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrcakeday1439 lmao
@crimson5689
@crimson5689 3 жыл бұрын
Geez more Stockholm syndrome
@mrcakeday1439
@mrcakeday1439 2 жыл бұрын
@@crimson5689 Stockholm syndrome us better than, Idk, getting sold as a $€X slave by your parents to a boy band. I think. Haven’t tried it myself, haven’t read it myself either I am very afraid of romantic fan fiction.
@KuroHebi
@KuroHebi 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd be more scared of being in a room with that guy instead of a straight forward person who just wanted to know where the money is. Clearly, that guy just wants to torture someone for the fun of it.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam 3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't want to torture someone for the fun of it; he wants to torture someone because if he didn't then all of his efforts would be wasted
@KuroHebi
@KuroHebi 3 жыл бұрын
@@tuluppampam also that.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much why people torture.
@supe4701
@supe4701 3 жыл бұрын
I think the torturer cared less about the actual torture and more about the “forcing an answer out of somebody”
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 жыл бұрын
@@supe4701 uhm, no. Not in this case.
@arhamshah4592
@arhamshah4592 3 жыл бұрын
"Me no ouchie." - Zach Jar Binks 2021
@aslpuppy1026
@aslpuppy1026 3 жыл бұрын
*Messa
@richardmillhousenixon
@richardmillhousenixon 3 жыл бұрын
Zach Zach Binks
@artifex2.080
@artifex2.080 3 жыл бұрын
Meesa no ouchie*
@spoiledmoloko
@spoiledmoloko 3 жыл бұрын
Zach Star Binks
@JuankQuinteroMejia
@JuankQuinteroMejia 3 жыл бұрын
thats a smart guy
@foiledthrice
@foiledthrice 3 жыл бұрын
Dude’s actually a genius for avoiding torture and not telling where the money is
@ABera-bm7ns
@ABera-bm7ns 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't avoid torture.
@anyone5385
@anyone5385 3 жыл бұрын
Ya
@thatdudnum67potatoe45
@thatdudnum67potatoe45 3 жыл бұрын
oh the money is in room 598 on the cost of concordia if no one stole it yet
@Ahrone1586
@Ahrone1586 3 жыл бұрын
@@ABera-bm7ns why
@ABera-bm7ns
@ABera-bm7ns 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ahrone1586 last sentence of the video.
@plehdapus
@plehdapus 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the fact that he starts listening to "I kissed a girl"????
@CanaldoPortador
@CanaldoPortador 3 жыл бұрын
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS
@gerbil497
@gerbil497 3 жыл бұрын
SAME LMAO
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 жыл бұрын
"Girl on Girl is Hot!" LOL!
@carlamitce443
@carlamitce443 3 жыл бұрын
@@darlalathan6143 🙄
@tobysmith4604
@tobysmith4604 2 жыл бұрын
Its a good song bro
@llawliet1522
@llawliet1522 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, just say "harder daddy", it checkmates the torturer every time
@bea4156
@bea4156 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@bone-thief
@bone-thief 3 жыл бұрын
Unless the torturer has a daddy kink. Then they just cream themselves and keep going which is honestly kinda a power move in the situation
@shydoll6802
@shydoll6802 2 жыл бұрын
man that could be double edged sword lolllllll
@yvrxk
@yvrxk 2 жыл бұрын
@@bone-thief I feel called out
@kyleterry5190
@kyleterry5190 2 жыл бұрын
I spit out the milk that I was drinking dammit
@T3WI
@T3WI 3 жыл бұрын
"Wow, this is torture" Absolutely brilliant
@77tigers26
@77tigers26 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463
@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 3 жыл бұрын
may i request the link of ur pfp my dear good sire
@mcvibing2785
@mcvibing2785 3 жыл бұрын
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 go to horny jail
@blessedowoboi
@blessedowoboi 3 жыл бұрын
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 probably a v tuber this guy is obsessed with them
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441
@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 3 жыл бұрын
FR FR
@timotejbernat462
@timotejbernat462 3 жыл бұрын
“CDC Guidelines” fucking perfect
@hopper6094
@hopper6094 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😭
@thequeertelope7941
@thequeertelope7941 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@candypaint8887
@candypaint8887 3 жыл бұрын
At least this torturer follow cdc guidelines
@mro4ts457
@mro4ts457 3 жыл бұрын
@@candypaint8887 He tied up his victim, why’d he not put a mask on him too?... lol
@erinschwartz5000
@erinschwartz5000 2 жыл бұрын
@@thequeertelope7941 op nok okkk op moomokpjobjjnpnppnpnojbjpvjpjp van p popppipnnjhojp g f yeah i u g go gbyeah no o pretty oh f f
@etiennedl4944
@etiennedl4944 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every torture scenes begin with an anatomic lesson
@HipHopAn0n
@HipHopAn0n Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AP-nj1mr
@AP-nj1mr 10 ай бұрын
😂
@SatansTempleAura
@SatansTempleAura 3 жыл бұрын
when he said "The human body has 7 bilion nerves" i couldn't unthink the "and you manage to get on every single one of them" meme.
@ryanbell3704
@ryanbell3704 3 жыл бұрын
“why are you wearing a mask?” “CDC guidelines” I’m deceased
@FBarge
@FBarge 3 жыл бұрын
This goes as a Covid death stat 💀
@syriuszb8611
@syriuszb8611 3 жыл бұрын
Even sadistic criminals are not that stupid to not wear a mask when in closed space with unknown person.
@padnomnidprenon9672
@padnomnidprenon9672 3 жыл бұрын
When you infringe Geneva Convention but you still abide covid guidelines
@bananaman-qj4nu
@bananaman-qj4nu 3 жыл бұрын
Hi deceased, I'm bananaman
@vastel1386
@vastel1386 3 жыл бұрын
Someone didn’t follow the guidelines
@PCubiles
@PCubiles 3 жыл бұрын
The average person is actually a genius pretending to want to say where the money is when in fact in there there is just a bomb that explodes when opened, killing the other person
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 3 жыл бұрын
Lol punisher
@Katokoda
@Katokoda 3 жыл бұрын
he may stay trapped in the other guy's basement though Just thinking
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 thought the same thing, man
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesalt8230 your family? Who cares?
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 your kid's in a box, but you want your money, huh?
@meris8486
@meris8486 3 жыл бұрын
The scary part comes when the torture victim doesn't know the answer to any of the interrogators questions.
@33pandagamer
@33pandagamer Жыл бұрын
I feel like a person would make stuff up in that scenario.
@meris8486
@meris8486 Жыл бұрын
@@33pandagamer Exactly, even someone who knows a bit of info will eventually resort to making up nonsense
@emmacreavin7351
@emmacreavin7351 11 ай бұрын
no because I wrote this in a story I'm doing. like the person is actively being tortured like "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T TELL ME SHIT!"
@martinmarkov9707
@martinmarkov9707 7 ай бұрын
​@@emmacreavin7351they don't let me cook.
@albinringstrom5329
@albinringstrom5329 3 жыл бұрын
✨The real torture was the friends we made along the way✨
@Aaron-kj8dv
@Aaron-kj8dv 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he's starting the torture with random facts. I really thought I was the only one who hated how EVERY single torture scene in movies starts with a lesson in biology.
@math3000
@math3000 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, every criminal has a master's degree in biology
@rickbergolla4055
@rickbergolla4055 3 жыл бұрын
Or some made up bullshit "torture can only do so much, SilnCE iS REal toRture" Like yeah, sure giving them the cold shoulder is *definitely* worse then idk breaking their kneecaps
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 жыл бұрын
@@rickbergolla4055 Fortunately, that's why the US has blacksights in which torture is legal because it's outside of the US. Talking about the Goverment here. Still not as potent as the IRS.
@Xtroninater
@Xtroninater 3 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, there's a decent amount of reports that say the anticipation of torture is worse or more effective than the torture itself, so a little spiel to increase the victims mental stress isn't very unrealistic
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xtroninater Reminds me of when Ken Kanaki turned in Toyko Ghoul. Jason waited for him to wake up, before torturing him as well as alerting him of his fate. I didn't know that, but it makes total sense in context.
@sasi5841
@sasi5841 3 жыл бұрын
Remember kids: if you are going to commit serious crimes (i.e. kidnapping, torture, etc.) Make sure do it legally when it comes to minor things (i.e. wear masks).
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 3 жыл бұрын
Al capone was arrested for tax fraud, and considering how he was a mob boss with probably a hundred plus murders, definitely take care of the minor things. Its easy to get enough deniability for major things (burden of proof on prosecutor, innocent until prove guilty) to not be caught. So make sure you don't get caught for something stupid like shoplifting, or noise violation cause thats how they get you. Or just don't be a criminal, its much easier.
@LibertyMonk
@LibertyMonk 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the little rules, break the big ones.
@dylancolbert3969
@dylancolbert3969 3 жыл бұрын
Make sure the guns you rob people with are compliant with the laws in your state 👍
@ChaseMcCain81
@ChaseMcCain81 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aureavita8653
@aureavita8653 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonreed7522 **The IRS watches with an eagle eye.**
@anattemptwasmade
@anattemptwasmade 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO LISTEN" LMAO Freakin' hilarious
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 3 жыл бұрын
oh how the tables have turned first it's "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TALK" now this
@weebsailo778
@weebsailo778 2 жыл бұрын
The reverse ninjutsu
@themaninthechair4338
@themaninthechair4338 3 жыл бұрын
If you torture me, I won't tell you where the money is out of pure spite. If you don't torture me, I'll tell you as soon as I feel like I'm safe to get back to my life
@sptflcrw8583
@sptflcrw8583 3 жыл бұрын
Doubt it
@themaninthechair4338
@themaninthechair4338 3 жыл бұрын
@@sptflcrw8583 yeah I'd probably break within an hour haha
@sptflcrw8583
@sptflcrw8583 3 жыл бұрын
@@themaninthechair4338 lmao
@SteleCat
@SteleCat 3 жыл бұрын
Solid chance that whoever is doing the torturing will continue the torture or kill you after the money is found. People who commit torture do not do it for purely utilitarian reasons, even of that is how they frame it in their own minds.
@NAME-yg8sl
@NAME-yg8sl 2 жыл бұрын
I would give myself a heart attack the moment I wake up in that room
@buddymmx3936
@buddymmx3936 3 жыл бұрын
"You have a family!" "I think they'll understand" Bruuuv
@emu_vee
@emu_vee 2 жыл бұрын
.
@girishjayakumar4338
@girishjayakumar4338 3 жыл бұрын
"Even a small pinch would feel like a bullet wound" - Zach Star 2021
@jasonreed7522
@jasonreed7522 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, the reason spicy food is hot is that the activation temperature of your heat sensoring nerves is lowered, so your brain thinks you mouth is on fire. Its entirely reasonable that a similar compound exists or could be made to do the same thing with your general pain receptors. Lets not think about how this would feel, but it could have different "spicyness" levels.
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonreed7522 hmm. When I eat spicy food, my main concern is that the inside of my nose gets itchy and starts leaking like crazy, the pain is mild.
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 3 жыл бұрын
Is this supposed to be funny? or did you just like that line?
@FreezingmoonDSBM
@FreezingmoonDSBM 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yeah... Was there a joke in that that I didn't get?
@Para1122
@Para1122 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-mz7cn9hq8v what you're eating isn't that spicy then.
@alyxibiteu51
@alyxibiteu51 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the catch? What a *stupid* question! Me no ouchie. That's the catch." -iconic
@kaamn1829
@kaamn1829 3 жыл бұрын
"by the way, why are you wearing a mask?" "cdc guidelines." "right, so, anyways..."
@uzyna6116
@uzyna6116 3 жыл бұрын
You know, I feel like it'd be hilarious to watch the world's biggest masochist in this situation. Like, the only thing more pain'd do would make them more aroused, so there's basically nothing the kidnapper can do other than kill them.
@Ola-cb1xt
@Ola-cb1xt 3 жыл бұрын
In umbrella academy when Klaus was tortured something like this basically happened
@legrandliseurtri7495
@legrandliseurtri7495 3 жыл бұрын
I think even the world's biggest masochist will stop enjoying that pretty soon.
@libertyprime3827
@libertyprime3827 3 жыл бұрын
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah even the biggest masochists have limits and pain sure as hell doesn't.
@invenblocker
@invenblocker 3 жыл бұрын
Someone get Darkness in here.
@kiera6326
@kiera6326 3 жыл бұрын
Junko
@bondymagnomous3544
@bondymagnomous3544 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, this is probably accurate. If things went this easy, the kidnapper would be pissed, and the people in the movies know that, so they first have to resist a bit, say shit like "I'll never tell you where the money is". After a while, they reveal the location, the torture stops and it's a win-win situation for both. Come to think about it, this belongs to your main channel because it is educational, Zach!
@maxiguess9922
@maxiguess9922 3 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference?
@sadkritx6200
@sadkritx6200 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxiguess9922 how??
@Lukendomaster
@Lukendomaster 3 жыл бұрын
Not if the kidnapper is sadistic and enjoys torture :/
@three_crows_all_day
@three_crows_all_day 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxiguess9922 this is one of the 7,000,000+ reasons why I'll never watch jojo
@gusbart5856
@gusbart5856 3 жыл бұрын
@@three_crows_all_day Is this a jojo reference?
@controllerfreak78
@controllerfreak78 2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure CDC guidelines also advise against torture
@jhonsmith5710
@jhonsmith5710 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this scenario has a prisoners dilemma hidden somewhere.
@baze3541
@baze3541 3 жыл бұрын
Hes just gonna tell him where the money is but criminal doesn't want him to just tell where it is, he want to torture him to get the money, so the criminal says if you JUST tell me where the money is then I'll torture you so he does not tell him where the money is because he wants no ouche. In that case the criminal doesn't get to torture him and has no money, so then we are at the first place we started where the criminal says if you don't tell me where the money is ill torture you. So he's just gonna tell him where the money is without ouchees or they are stuck in an infinite loop XD
@aegrisomnia
@aegrisomnia 2 жыл бұрын
Well. Let him tell you where the money is, then torture him anyway. Easy!
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok
@AdityaKumar-ij5ok 3 жыл бұрын
"I mean like, you seem heroic, but at what cost? " Man, you are a production house in yourself!
@hopper6094
@hopper6094 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting, so you see how many likes you have
@akstefan4712
@akstefan4712 3 жыл бұрын
2:09 Okay but this part is soo cute 😂
@itsyaboiroman3345
@itsyaboiroman3345 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s the catch? No owchie, that’s the catch.” I freaking died that was too funnyyyyyyy
@ZekuChanU
@ZekuChanU 3 жыл бұрын
Victim: “Well well well how the turn tables” Torturer turns around to see the tables have turned: “Woah how you do that?!”
@gem9535
@gem9535 3 жыл бұрын
I want this in an action movie about magicians
@serpentinewolf7085
@serpentinewolf7085 2 жыл бұрын
@@gem9535 Fuck yeah!
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 2 жыл бұрын
Lol thats funny
@weebsailo778
@weebsailo778 2 жыл бұрын
*visible nani*
@w_ldan
@w_ldan 3 жыл бұрын
I mean who the hell in their right mind would die for a secret, probably only a really loyal soldier or spy
@Kenfren
@Kenfren 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the secret and the impact of revealing it
@molybdaen11
@molybdaen11 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is that nobody believe thr truth. So you better come up with a reasonable lie.
@christopherclark4038
@christopherclark4038 3 жыл бұрын
The seals are told to just say whatever you can think of to get them to stop torturing you even if its straight up the truth. Unless you feel others will just be put into your position, even then it's still up to you.
@CodepageNet
@CodepageNet 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopherclark4038 is that so? you got any source for this? to me it would actually make sense what you claim, but still...
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 2 жыл бұрын
People who don't know the secret will rather die before revealing it.
@duck74UK
@duck74UK 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that one interrogator that got his best results by just being nice to the people. Like, "you got kids? bam, their college has now been paid for. Now help me get the info I want?"
@limyarplane1991
@limyarplane1991 9 ай бұрын
What movie is that from? Out of curiosity.
@duck74UK
@duck74UK 9 ай бұрын
@@limyarplane1991 real life
@kasukeurahara2302
@kasukeurahara2302 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll torture you if you don't tell me where the money is." "I'll tell you. It's under the porch." ".... I'ma torture you anyways." "WAIT NO I WAS LYING NOOOOOO"
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 3 жыл бұрын
I think that is the highest chance outcome. Unless they are doing it just for the money, most likely they would be quite sadistic and enjoy their illicit career.
@dragoon6551
@dragoon6551 2 жыл бұрын
Also, if you see their face and any distinguishable features you probably aren't leaving that room no matter what you say.
@mukundyadav6913
@mukundyadav6913 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early this was known as major prep
@thomasbeaumont3668
@thomasbeaumont3668 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@h4z4rd28
@h4z4rd28 3 жыл бұрын
Truly underrated
@Joel-pl6lh
@Joel-pl6lh 3 жыл бұрын
I think technically his main channel was called major prep but this is the secondary channel
@thomasbeaumont3668
@thomasbeaumont3668 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joel-pl6lh its a catch 22, he's never been this early
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, that cocktail would be menacingful if it were real
@soleo2783
@soleo2783 3 жыл бұрын
>menacingful
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 жыл бұрын
@@soleo2783 ikr
@liamwalton4183
@liamwalton4183 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it only amplifies sensitivity for pain, or whether it could be used for, ahem, other things.
@kiwi4058
@kiwi4058 3 жыл бұрын
@@liamwalton4183 ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. dingus.
@goodgenes0
@goodgenes0 3 жыл бұрын
offer me the pain solution father, for I desire torture
@bea4156
@bea4156 3 жыл бұрын
The guy’s face at 0:44 (even w the mask) had me DYING 💀💀Like this is the perfect example of “Wait, what?” Thank you KZfaq algorithm for my new favorite channel! 💯
@endmysuffering7903
@endmysuffering7903 3 жыл бұрын
i didn't know this channel existed and it has literally made my day
@nicholasduncan1594
@nicholasduncan1594 3 жыл бұрын
PSA: torture is ineffective at extracting accurate information. So, yknow, dont do it to extract info?
@ohitsrusher842
@ohitsrusher842 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what if they just ya' know, lie
@collingreenwood737
@collingreenwood737 3 жыл бұрын
That's how Salem found so many "witches" tbh
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 3 жыл бұрын
And it worked! After all, when's the last time you met a witch? We got them all!
@astolat2262
@astolat2262 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenscott2136 ahahaha good one!**shoves pentagram out of sight**
@anastasiao4036
@anastasiao4036 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevenscott2136 *casually puts away my glass ball* Yeah, honestly. They did a good job!
@cherry03512
@cherry03512 3 жыл бұрын
"i want you to not want to tell me where the money is" me: oh so you're a sadist, alright.
@darlalathan6143
@darlalathan6143 3 жыл бұрын
Torturers usually are.
@mr.e7541
@mr.e7541 2 жыл бұрын
Ahk men
@uouq9558
@uouq9558 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e7541 ?
@mr.e7541
@mr.e7541 2 жыл бұрын
@@uouq9558 2:45
@uouq9558
@uouq9558 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e7541 lol thanks
@MrMagnaniman
@MrMagnaniman 2 ай бұрын
I have standing orders with my friends: "If I've been captured, assume they know EVERYTHING."
@Kikua1612
@Kikua1612 3 жыл бұрын
All of this was amazing, but that “ugh. Men.” was downright fantastic
@AgarioGameplays
@AgarioGameplays 3 жыл бұрын
Zach finally realized that we only subscribe to him because of his sketches and he’s a funny guy. But we love them even more when it’s engineering sketches
@rockyroadmagic4152
@rockyroadmagic4152 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 ppl with bondage kinks be like
@violettas5154
@violettas5154 3 жыл бұрын
You know, the human body has over 7 billion nerves... somehow you manage to get on every single one of mine
@blehh_mae
@blehh_mae 3 жыл бұрын
1:06 also im pretty sure most torture scenes would realisticially lead to death anyway
@Shorelegs
@Shorelegs 3 жыл бұрын
Like Trevor Phillips said: Torture isn’t to get information, it’s for the torturer! And sometimes for the torturee but that’s not the point.
@beng4ll967
@beng4ll967 Жыл бұрын
You torture for the good times! It’s USELESS as a means of getting information! That whole speech of Trevor was pretty fire. Wish I didn’t see the torture itself unfold
@MarkT1700
@MarkT1700 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you just make weird videos on the internet now. It suits you.
@supe4701
@supe4701 3 жыл бұрын
Villain: Tell me where the money is or I’m gonna torture you with- Person: ok, i’ll tell you Villain: I don’t want to know Reverse psychology at it finest
@federalcasemaker
@federalcasemaker 3 жыл бұрын
3:11 S C H O O L
@Charlie-br8wp
@Charlie-br8wp 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early she was disappointed.
@yBryan1
@yBryan1 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mawinstallation6626
@mawinstallation6626 3 жыл бұрын
Xd
@-Solidwater
@-Solidwater 3 жыл бұрын
This took me a while.
@RGBY-tv4hg
@RGBY-tv4hg 3 жыл бұрын
The algorithm has deemed you the chosen one, bask in its glory
@stillapieceofgarbage5270
@stillapieceofgarbage5270 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@ruinfirefly2088
@ruinfirefly2088 2 жыл бұрын
It was amazing dude. The response after "What's the catch?", I almost died laughing. lmao
@jameretief8327
@jameretief8327 2 жыл бұрын
The old soldier’s saying, “Everybody talks in the end” is absolutely true.
@MasterCode3000
@MasterCode3000 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect that Katy Perry Vibe tho. 💯
@h4z4rd28
@h4z4rd28 3 жыл бұрын
Average person: AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA HEEELP PLEEAAASE SEND HELP AAAAAA
@uberboss2276
@uberboss2276 2 жыл бұрын
Literally bypassed not telling the guy where the money is. A true minipulatist
@CoolMorz
@CoolMorz 3 жыл бұрын
When I see a torture scene, I always remember Trevor from Gta V, they do it for their pleasure, the answer is secondary
@AJXO-30
@AJXO-30 3 жыл бұрын
The level of sarcasm is off the charts! 😂😂😂
@you_lost_the_game
@you_lost_the_game 3 жыл бұрын
2:34. "CDC guidelines..."
@benhelius4204
@benhelius4204 3 жыл бұрын
I got some strong DM vibes (D&D) Especially, when he was talking about the preparation and effort he put into it
@r.j.tammaro8383
@r.j.tammaro8383 2 жыл бұрын
I love this little Zach universe where everyone is just perpetually chillin
@magicflour
@magicflour 3 жыл бұрын
Never been so early in my life
@RahulChhabra29112002
@RahulChhabra29112002 3 жыл бұрын
Me too bro Thank the algorithm
@valenmolina
@valenmolina 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@lydiamoss2632
@lydiamoss2632 3 жыл бұрын
And I thought they would have kidnapped the wrong person. Nope, was I wrong 😂
@ArKeTiCt
@ArKeTiCt 3 жыл бұрын
It's all about the motives honestly, i for one would give up all the money in the world to avoid torture. But for example if it comes to selling someone out or revealing something that could get someone dear to me killed, i'd rather hold untill i'm dead.
@figo3554
@figo3554 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@acompletelynormalhuman6392
@acompletelynormalhuman6392 2 жыл бұрын
3:04 I almost thought that that would end up being a clever Segway into a raycon AD
@rsolsjo
@rsolsjo 3 жыл бұрын
Face masks in fashion "I can make a torture sketch with this!"
@RGBY-tv4hg
@RGBY-tv4hg 3 жыл бұрын
This got better like 8 or 9 times in just a few minutes
@Doomted90
@Doomted90 3 жыл бұрын
Roles are reversed ftw! Ty youtube algorithm for bringing this gem to me! And thank you Zach for making it! Like that one guy in the Troy movie based on that book by that other one guy, I will remember the name!
@ritomroy7934
@ritomroy7934 Жыл бұрын
"What's the catch" "Me no ouchy" 🤣
@raquelmary6312
@raquelmary6312 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is honestly the funniest and most relatable KZfaqr of all time. Sending good vibes your way from the UF MAE department. 😍
@dcgreatman
@dcgreatman 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... relatable? How often do you get kidnapped and threatened to be tortured by someone who wants to know where some money is but doesn't want you to want them to know where the money is?
@josephdahdouh2725
@josephdahdouh2725 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcgreatman Everynight, but on Netflix
@molinodeviento8598
@molinodeviento8598 3 жыл бұрын
"Me no ouchie." - Hahahahaha, I am dying! Zach, you must be dirrecting movies, I am demanding a FULL movie!!!
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 3 жыл бұрын
"Tell me what you want." Worst question ever given the context.
@heavenlything
@heavenlything 3 жыл бұрын
this guy DOES look like a horror game protag though
@carazy123_
@carazy123_ 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you just keep getting more hilarious. I'm so glad you started doing sketches on your own!
@22Tech
@22Tech 3 жыл бұрын
These skits are awesome. You are a great actor and i love these characters
@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
@thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 3 жыл бұрын
Okay but the fact he played "I kissed a girl" is everything
@coffeebot7016
@coffeebot7016 3 жыл бұрын
This is the highest quality comedy I've seen on KZfaq in years. Well written, clever, excellent delivery, all around fantastic. 10/10. I honestly am conflicted though -- I want you to get big as a channel because you are one of the few that obviously deserves it, but I don't want your content to be influenced by massive success. Regardless, I'm sharing this with a bunch of friends. Cheers.
@Quisqualis
@Quisqualis 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is so underrated
@birdgvee4982
@birdgvee4982 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn‘t use phrases „cut out the middle man“ with a guy holding a knife at me. Then again, as a hobby writer, I get that the guy gets mad that he can‘t torture him.😂
@jordanfelt5978
@jordanfelt5978 3 жыл бұрын
It's not very often that skits make me laugh as genuinely as yours do. Thank you for this it's so funny. You've Got some very creative humor there my guy.
@marcogutierrez8512
@marcogutierrez8512 2 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is gold! Recently I discovered your content and I have been watching non stop. These are awesome!! Thank you
@chessematics
@chessematics Жыл бұрын
That "Wow, this is torture!" got me 😂😂😂
@nicklopez8004
@nicklopez8004 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 i would have said why dont you kidnap a rich person and then ask them where the money is, they would put a fight for sure
@thehelmsdepot
@thehelmsdepot 3 жыл бұрын
The money is hidden with my rank of Master. Neither of them will ever be found.
@randomname8616
@randomname8616 2 жыл бұрын
Should've told him that his effort wasn't wasted as he'd do good as an actor for a part of a bad guy and that he'd be succesful as an actor with those skills.
@julienperrier657
@julienperrier657 3 жыл бұрын
if only KZfaq had more quality content like this.
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if all people acted like this during a robbery
@counttommymarion7319
@counttommymarion7319 8 ай бұрын
the amount of nerves in a human body, back-to-back can go from the sun to the earth.
@ryotengoku99
@ryotengoku99 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I had to pause, smack my own face and hold my hand there for a while. 🤣 Thank you for coming up with this!
@joeschmoe4622
@joeschmoe4622 Жыл бұрын
For a throwaway line "me no ouchie, that's the catch" is just comedy gold
@pulsare.m.6719
@pulsare.m.6719 2 жыл бұрын
1:36 so true!
@ThePhoenixAscendant
@ThePhoenixAscendant 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Thank you so much. I've watched a couple downer videos and this is just a breath of fresh air!
@grapy83
@grapy83 3 жыл бұрын
you are very good at this stuff. Specially those "STEM Student" skits. They were Beyond awesome!
@connor-wm9wy
@connor-wm9wy 3 жыл бұрын
2:51 I'm a guy but i still felt this lol
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