A sentence like that? It's anti Italian discrimination.

You gotta love how in between all the murder, coercion and body dumping, there's the random violation of a clean water act.

712 years in da can? That's 35 times the amount phil spent in da can

Lmao half the battery assaults were on poor Georgie

Not even 90 seconds into the video and already a 40 year prison sentence 😂😂😂

The best thing about Sopranos was how they didn't have someone killing every 2nd episode, it masterfully crafts a story where even in a world full of killers, killing someone is a grave decision. Like that whenever someone dies, it feels very serious

I think his biggest crime is that he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

The main thing to recall is that these are only the crimes we saw Tony commit or give the okay to ON SCREEN. Keeping in mind this is probably only the tip of the iceberg, his real sentence could have amounted to literally thousands of years.

Paulie: 816.5 years in prison? That's nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head.

Carmela to therapist: 'he betrays me every week with these wh*res' Therapist: 'probably the least of his misdeeds'. He wasn't kidding...

Nothing beats the amount of time that Phil Leotardo had to do. Does anyone remember how many years he was in the can for? I don’t recall the show ever mentioning the length of his sentence.

The funny part is that this is actually extremely fair and quite lenient considering the number of crimes that were omitted, or overlooked in favor of another charge (for example, when Furio goes to collect the money at the spa, he is given one charge, “accessory to armed robbery”, rather than the litany of charges that would apply based on the crimes committed in that scene. He did break in, caused property damage, assaulted several people, communicated terroristic threats, shot a man in his kneecap at point blank range, plus the fact that this family collects money from this business illegally for “protection”, which is racketeering). Taking into account the complex and ongoing nature of that particular criminal enterprise, combined with all the, you know, murders, he got off easy with his 816.5 years. That being said, all it would take is one judge who would be willing to sentence him to concurrent prison terms, rather than consecutive prison terms, and he’d be back in the game in 30 years tops. If we pretend he wasn’t killed in the last episode, but was arrested and convicted instead, he’d already be more than halfway finished with his bid by 2023. 16 years down, 14 to go. Maybe he can get some time shaved off for good behavior, or perhaps for switching teams and doing the simulcast (“cooperating”). Who knows. *🤷🏽‍♀️*

Holy shit, I had forgotten what a punching bag poor Georgie was in this show.

If cheating on his wife was a crime 💀

Goddamn. 816 years in prison and 2.5 million dollar fine? Crazy.

You forgot the biggest one of all. He never filled out an owner operator report for the state of New Jersey after that hit and run. Illegibly...

Judge: Okay, what's your Evidence Lawyer: Well all his crimes are recorded and viewed by millions so...

I love the comments on Sopranos clips. I saw a comment somewhere about that teen robbery scene from Many Saints that made me laugh so freaking hard. It read "That Ice Cream truck score should've been the ultimate score. A heist of a lifetime. 60 bucks in cash. More that enough to go around".

Worth pointing out, the murder of Ralph Cifaretto would be Second degree murder; We don't get much indication he went there specifically to kill Ralph, but did once the two were swinging, Intent to kill but not premeditated.

I knew Tony would be in prison forever before I even clicked the title

This guy has gone through more batteries than a second hand remote control.

How much more betrayal can I take, feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart

I just noticed that Walter White accumulated way more time but Tony committed way more crimes.

This is an awesome way to re-rewatch the series, bad-ass editing Cinema Cop!! Love this!!

"As the talmud says" "I don't give a sh*t what he says" Sopranos really is the best tv show of all time

Next case: Tommy Vercetti, the protagonist of GTA Vice City

You should charge the protagonists from the mafia games

I like how before the first episode even started, he was already doing 40 or more years in prison lmfao

Love how youtube keeps the spirit of the sopranos alive

Could’ve been more if he had the makings of a varsity athlete

When the punishment for tax evasion and terroristic threats are identical lol

A sentence like that will never match the grievance Tony endured when NY took his shipment of provolone cheese

I would like to see Saul trying to get him a shorter time.

If none of this footage existed, Tony would be proven innocent with no evidence.

Really awesome, detailed video! Thanks for posting!

Good job putting this together. I enjoyed going thru the journey again

Makes Phil's 20 years in the can look like nothing in comparison. Tony would have a lot of compromising ahead of him.

Every time they rattle off a charge and it’s sentence I can’t help but to laugh😂

Poor Georgie, he got it like 20 time during the show

lucky me! i stumbled onto your video. nice piece of work! always wondered about some of that stuff. thx

How did I just find this channel?!! Amazing content

THE ONE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. Let’s goooooooo

I love Paulie freaking out about the poison oak while actively shooting someone

I'm fkn done at 2:20 well done sir, amazing how this is constructed

One of the best edits in KZfaq History. Great idea and execution.

been waiting ofr this video for ages 💯

Not even 10 minutes and my dude got over 200 years 😂😢

Nice video. The Sopranos is one of my favorite shows

Love how well researched the "little crimes" are documented.

Thank you man.

The one for Darth Vader is going to be like 1+ trillion counts of first degree murder and probably a septillion in fines😂

Next Do CJ From GTA San Andreas

In this house, Tony Soprano is a hero. End of discussion

Imagine being 40 plus and getting beat by another man with a belt 😭

this could have been a 10 second video. life without parole, end of video

I saw the comment suggesting this character and eagerly awaited the results

4:40 Tony’s fish gun is crime in itself 😂😂😂 add another life term for 2 lost souls and desecration of a fish 🐟

The Sopranos is A Television Classic

episode 11 and he already has 120 years LMAO

Subbed! You should do a profile on Ferris Bueller next 😂

Only a couple of days now the anticipation is killing me can't wait to see this 🙌 f 🔥

Tony got more batteries than Duracell lol

0:27 My estimation of Jackie as a man just fucking plummeted

Your honor, he was innocent

This is like playing that round of Bingo where you have to get every box

"Just take it easy will ya, we just want to talk to ya." -The Mafia Right Before You Die.

there needs to be one of these “if x was charged for his crimes” videos about ricky from trailer park boys

Do one on Phil Leotardo next.. “1 count of making grilled cheese on a rad-i-tor. 1 count of possessing a shinebox..”

I don't know whats more surprising, the fact that tony only got 800 years or that its literally 10% of what Niko Bellic got.

"So chucky's gotta dissapear without setting off any alarms" *Unloads an entire clip on Chucky in broad daylight*

Nice video

@ 3:05 what? That was the cop in his cop car----someone didn't pay attention to the show! 😂

Always with the scenarios...

Best. Channel. Ever.

Please do Alonzo Harris from Training Day.

Anthony Soprano and that cousin of his… I can’t even say his name.

1 minute in and he was never getting out of prison Great video must have took some time to make

I thought I had gotten through nearly the whole series but I looked at the timestamp and it was 1/5 of the whole thing

Paulie could do that standing on his head

The ending is like a video game high score 🎮

As I courtesy chuckle, I forget the running tally provided at the top...

Can you do Claude from GTA III next?

Hope to see some Sons of Anarchy characters vids 👀👀👀

3 minutes in and bro got over 100 years 😂

The fact Tony has done nearly more hits than anybody even though he’s the boss lol

You have to do Christopher and Paulie next

I’m glad I found this channel😂😂😂

If he was an informant his plot armor would make perfect sense. 🤣

Can we just appreciate what a loyal employee Georgie is? Gets beat and assaulted several times, loses an eye and STILL works at the Bing. If that's not employee loyalty, I don't know what is.

Tony's set free in 2720s: Liquid terminator comes for revenge. Tony survives and forms resistance brotherhood where he meets John Connor

and that's just the time in the film and the series imagines outside of that I remember Lívia once saying that Tony stole a car when he was 10 years old

Saul goodman could reduce it to about 17 years and a 2 million dollar fine.

700+ years in the can? That’s a lot of grilled cheese of da radiator.

16:48 Some good *came* out of that crime (no pun intended)🤣

Not even 3 mins in and we’re already at at 100+ years 😂

You should make a Homelander video next

With a good enough lawyer *"6 months probation"*

Please do bishop from Juice and American Gangster!

Yeah I already knew Tony wouldn't be seeing the streets ever again before I watched the video lol.

He could that time standin on his head my friend hehehe