*Melon*

@@MelonMemiesit’s a watermelooooone

​@@darkscythe3874😂

Yeah my favourite bit 😂 especially as hes way better looking than she is

​@@acelilumelody4445 nah

*Melon*

Melon Melon !!

🍉

Fr

Idk if this is satire and probably is but the guy is hotter than her, he just made him look weird like he’s 8/10, she’s 6,5/10

But seriously though. You're either yourself or you're changing. Can't try to be somebody else in dating.

Don't ever change yourself for others , change yourself from the past you . Have a good day

They always told me, "Well son, faint heart never won fair lady". ...But neither did recklessly confident heart.

@@RaptorFromWeegee naaaah, recklessly confident once get love indeed. They're either attractive, rich, too scary to say "no" or they're just not from US and don't have as much trouble speaking with strangers

​@arnavparihar3137 being yourself literally means nothing. You cannot be another person, even if you are trying hard to

jackals always eat the best grapes.

Aren't they both 8s?

@@FlatOnHisFacenah they both 4s at best💀

@@FlatOnHisFace She definitely puts far more effort into her appearance. His fit is... questionable at best. Their appearance besides that is a question of taste. I find her more attractive but that's probably because he's simply not my type.

​@@DM-nw5luIf makeup didn't exist, things would be different.

@@zBorderPatrol Bro Knows

*Melon*

🔥

Yeah some of the stories boomers have of waging a war of attrition on their crush until she finally caved and said yes are crazy in today's standards

That Enron profile picture. 🪦

@@HarryBolsak what stories? I need examples… for research purposes.

🤣🤣🤣

She has seen stuff 💀

It's a saying not actually meaning It lol.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I had to listen twice to get it... Thanks Mom! So cute!

Always inside

She was like: - Well..if you actually believe in that ,ok them 😅

*Melon*

Now that’s attractive

Is that AI?

I am the MOST attracted to guys that do normal chores without waiting until the health department is called on their house, or without acting like they deserve a gold star 👍

Now that's attractive

You mean rizzstraining orders, right? 😎👉👉

im literally shocked! u literally show people how much u care about them (with persistance that is not creepy) and ppl call the cops on you? you need to remove those toxic people from your life

Your mom must be proud 😢

@@bejnaduran4899no, they’re playing hard to get

@@bejnaduran4899whoosh

So simple, yet so difficult.

@@Epyxoid That's true. But when you're talking to the little people (women) you have to consider the fact that your interaction with them ultimately has no meaning in the whole scheme of things on this planet. She's just a girl. She's not your boss, your mother, your sister, and probably not your future wife. Chatting her up is easier if you care less about the outcome.

​@theeclectic2919 it's honestly very true. You'll also naturally come off more relaxed that way and will, ironically, be more attractive to girls when you are. Girls have a strange 6th sense about picking up small cues from guys. They can tell when a guy is faking it or anxious and it's usually a turn off. Girls like guys who are comfortable with themselves and secure (for the most part)

Welcome to hook up culture pops, technology & toxic capitalism killed romance and turned it into the Brave New World...

Mom's favourite line in the whole skit.

Bro pulled a yo mama joke on himself!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Muscle man about to die for copyright

​@@enigmaoftheechidna6279fr

How did the dad get your mom? yikes

I guess life was simpler back then..

Oh no you didn't do that 😂😂

As if you just can walk up to a woman and talk to her, like shes a human😂

​@@andonir.6320 to be fair, it was. Here in Mexico my grand father was nursed by my grandma and he requested to be married to her and that's it. Now you have to see if she's feminist and can take care of the household or has a job.

Me making $1 over minimum wage. I guess I'm just streets ahead of the comments section here.

​@@worfsonofmogh1154If she asks how much you make she's definitely streets behind.

Remember he is making $200 thousand a year because he went straight to the CEO and asked for a job.

Nah minimum age💀

Nah bro didn’t say minimum age😬😅 Bro supports child labor👶

Did you stay 20 ft away like our guy in the skit? Pepper spray only goes 10 ish ft. Important detail. 😂

at least you still got your cellphone

@@MN-zh2vd 🤣🤣🤣how did I almost miss this comment?

better call Saul.

Tell them your grandpa is a high ranking police officer (don't tell them he's retired) and they'll bring you back

Thank goodness im not the only who saw a nerdy han solo

Mayba moms where the inspiration for Ais

Moms are probably the easiest demographic to train AI on. 😂

Oh that one work believe me I saw it on tv

😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

rookie numbers...

Bro You are pro😂😂😂

50 trillion power? I have 500 yestillion power in rise of kingdoms (I made yestillion up btw)

*Melon*

lmaoo

That's the difference between him and everyone who failed.

Except he isn't close to Harrison Ford

Nah, with his game he'll be known as 'Hand Solo'!!!!!!!!!!!

Coz it's how it should be in a free country. I mean, yeah, you would get rejected but it's not bad, it's just how it should be if you don't want to end up with somebody you're disgusted with

Thanks, Mom! 😉

Whut ?

@@gabrielleroux2333 "I learned that from the leading expert in modern dating, my mom." Admittedly, when I came back and reread my response, I was just as confused as you were.."What was I thinking? Oh, yeah."

@@7piecebucket well, I was replying to the original comment , not yours , but okay

@@gabrielleroux2333 i said that bro rizzes up girls so easily. thats why he is the rizz machine.

At least for the first date 😂

I think it depends on the girl and how you say it but yeah it could be funny enough to strike a conversation

Depends on how old you are..

@@DM-nw5lu I mean kind of. The older you are the more funny you could make it. The younger you are the less likely someone would understand that it's a joke

My mom passed away and if i was single i would have tried it just to see her reaction when she finds out 😂.

its funny because its true! the famous quotes women say : just be yourself! actually you shouldnt be just yourself as a man, women try to pick the best for herself in the area and being yourself wont show the best of you its deceiving but if you dont do it, other men will. "im the most handsome men" in a way it is true that women would shittest you, but funny enough you can convince even if ur ugly that ur special as a man, you have this "aura" that is if you can hold it and not break as a man. eventually she will think there is something special about you. so in a way, yes self esteem is a thing persistance is creepy, but its womaneze for im not interested in you, to be fair many women tend to change their opinion on the stalker after a while because he is determined and woman want a safety and stable man and relationship, he is definately showing he wants you and it gives a sort of insurance to the woman for a stable relationship. "you are a mid guy, and im a hot girl" happens a lot, women ego's a bloated thinking they are hotter than they actually are. instagram and cheap SX with hot men that would date any girl but no relationship inflates their ego thinking they are as hot as the guy. its unfortunate that social media has put this toxicity into the society but it is what it is

Thank you for explaining how humor works

>it still works I hope you're a female because for men, it'd end up real bad, not just rejection but you'd be laughed at, get called cops on you. For females everything is easy because they don't pursue and ask any man out

Yeah I like it as a woman. To the point and realistic

​@@NonoNana-et9we You like it because its a youtube shorts, don't act like you'd appreciate such dudes irl

@@trigcat3107 what? Oh my. I am a regular girl. And the video is the fact in reality lol 😅 i don't wanna be rude to my exes but 3 all my exes are below my leg but still I got cheated with 2 of them. And yeah character and loyalty is the important for a peace future in the house, all the matters is "he is trustable and responsible." done.

Maxim Brady

Indeed

🤗🎉

What?

damn

I say the same about genz and gen alpha 😂

😂

​@@darrellzazueta9081stop hating young people

Don't bother asking Gen X or Millennials we are just fucked when it comes to dating lol 😂

It’s the the “you are?” After that that does it for me

He’s gonna get so many matches man!

​@___________6181 underrated comment 😂😂😂😂

@@DrsJacksonn Have you tried asking the father?

As this dude's friend, I can confirm: It's working.

There are no women on any dating sites. Women have zero need of dating apps.

True!

Yep. It has been 30 years. Definitely takes longer.

It's also not meant to be an excuse not to work on yourself. Not everyone has a 10/10 personality either.

​@@violett874 yep, It is aimed at: do not lie, do not pretend just to please, especially in important things and do not compromise your values. Continuing to improve and grow as people is something we should all do.

I was actually interested in the guy and his intros until he said he doesn't take no. 😂 I'd rather try to get to know the guy if he's being genuine really. That way, can quickly leave or stay from that 1 date alone.

That’s how I got my wife!

But what about arranged marriages?

What about alcohol?

Your logic is impeccable and unassailable!

What ?

No. That just means at least half the parents had rizz. One rizzed up the other, sure, but that doesn't prove that the other also had rizz.

They are NEVER satisfied so dont bother...

No, just arrested and registered as a sex offender.

What a weird paradigm you must live in.

COPIUM

Ask out girls 500 times, get rejected 490times.. Confidence gets shoved in yo arse

You might be surprised what hard work, middling looks and a confident, responsible personality can get you. A lot of women find reliable men very attractive if they don't find them boring that is.

​@@Acesahn😂😂😂

Dang, are you split 50/50 on rent and pot?

How did it go?

Replying so I get notified of your update.

Awaiting the good news!

please do

Are u in jail?

excuse me miss 😍

​@@user-cz9jj2em2vor just rational

??

Yeah we definitely need more average looking women say "I am so hot, why should I choose you" to men

I'm not saying that I'm an ugly ass girl and want a guy like that the only thing that matters is if they have a great personality

​Lol@@hemantks4353

​@@hemantks4353that's literally the opposite of what he/she/they/Apache meant

Brother, you would go to jail for saying that to a lady these days

@@rudhra5957 just gotta say it the right way ;)

i like how you would go to jail by doing that, meanwhile there are many so called "bad boys" for whom girls literally drool, another reason why life is so unfair

if youre attractive anything works

Damn, these comments look like a dialogue between a married man and a bunch of school nerds. Not to be offensive, it's just that in school teenagers DO put split into groups

Yup, the greatest generation.

He is too

Un natural western girl claiming to be hot chocolate

I busted.