_I wish Obi Wan taught _*_me_*_ about the importance of _*_Islam._*

How long before IHE accidentally reviews a porn parody

It’s even funnier that turkish star wars isnt even translated badly- the story just doesnt make sense.

Funfact: the directors of Alien 2 used just a small part of the budget they had for making the movie, because they used the rest of the budget to go on a vacation at Cannes

As bad as Jaws in Japan is, the mental image of IHE suffering through hours of boring barely-softcore asian porn for that ridiculous shark attack is cracking me up for some reason.

Someday you are going to die and your grandchildren are going to stumble upon a box marked “ grandpa’s films” and discover all these rip off movies I wonder what they will think

Someone needs to tell him that a Turkish Spiderman movie exists.

Allow me to elaborate on the opening of Turkish Star Wars, so humans invented space travel and explored the stars for centuries. Humans eventually began colonizing planets, and aliens were presumably also discovered, thus began the galaxy age. Many new governments formed and eventually banded together to create the Galaxy System, which was a collection of different alien and human planets throughout the galaxy. For some reason the human civilization struggled on Earth with the transition and reverted back to primitive tribal ways of living while still having space travel. They then began the search for immortality which caused turmoil between the other human races. Humans on Earth eventually formed itself as one massive tribe where they all followed the same beliefs. The people of Earth then began getting nuclear bombarded by factions within the Galaxy System who would sometimes even break chunks off the Earth causing them to drift through space (this comes into play later in the film). Then the unthinkable happened, a never before seen super weapon fired at the Earth turning the planet into Space Dust™. No one knew who controlled the weapon and the humans remaining in the Galaxy Systems used the only thing they could, their minds. People began using their minds to create a barrier which no other species could penetrate. Now, here is where even a Turkish Star Wars Lore master gets confused It states in the movie that "A coating was formed by compressed human brain molecules was protecting the earth." though it was stated previously that the Earth was turned into Space Dust™, so how is it still around? I have two theories. 1. The compressed human brain molecules managed to trap the Space Dust™-ified Earth and reformed it as well as creating a barrier around it. 2. They made Earth 2.0 Both are very good theories, and until the director steps forward to tell all his true intention we will assume that 1. is the most likely. Though my head cannon is Earth 2.0. So once the barrier was created there was no weapon that could break through except for one, a weapon constructed of human brain and willpower. For the aliens there was one problem, they didn't have brains (lmao). Humans left on Earth sent out warriors to find and destroy their attackers but no one they sent has ever returned. So the humans convened and came up with a plan to defeat the unknown enemy. To send out warriors to destroy their attackers, basically what they were already doing but better because this time they sent more men. Amongst those sent were two boys, mere space cadets, Murat and Ali. Thus ends the beginning tale, however what happens next? You'll have to watch the movie to find out. Catch ya homeslices on the flip side, skidoosh

They made a sequel to Turkish Star Wars in 2006 called 'Son of the man who saved the world' or something like that and believe it or not it's worse

6:27, it's not even green-screened. It's rear projection, like what they used to do in the '50s.

IHE - ‘I think they only had one male actor and female actor and they didn’t even try to distinguish their voices from character to character’ *shows examples* Voices - *computer screeching.*

I can't stop laughing at "I wish my girlfriend back on Earth also loved me"

33:10 "I'll show you an example to see what I mean" Movie:ˢʸᶜᶜᶜᶜᶜᵏᵇᶜᶜᶜᶜᶜˢˢˢˢˢˢˢˢᶜˢᵇᶜᵏˢˢˢˢˢˢ *Yikes*

in the cartoon, the voice acting is so bad that my brain refuses to process the audio. either that or you messed up the audio, but its probably the first one

14:48 The greatest special effects in cinema history right here, folks! "How can we make it look like he's cut in half?" "Just cover half the frame, nobody'll notice"

I never thought i'd ever hear IHE do a sarcastic cover of Pink Floyd's Time

"One of these movies is actually the worst one I have ever seen" *has Turkish Star Wars on the list* Oh, I know what's it gonna be! *has another shark movie on the list* Oh, nevermind...

Text is not badly translated in Turkish Star Wars. As a native speaker of turkish language, i could say that even we do not undertand it. It was accurate

why are these movies all so frozenland???

The ending to Psycho Shark is like a second grader's narrative writing for the DWA. "I got home and then a shark ate me. The end."

"...Of that delicious lucrative pie." * Shows picture of cake *

I just realized that the Samurai Jack episode where he straps rocks to his legs and learns to "jump good" is probably a homage to Turkish Star Wars. L M A O

I love that the guy in Turkish starwars litterally pimp slaps someone's head off

"We got Skeletons instead of women" - Ah yes, something everyone says at least once in their life. "Oh I am all alone, noone to love, I tried blind dating, but in the end, I got a skeleton instead of a woman"

Wait, aren’t those skeleton women? If so, then the whistle technically worked.

Black John and his *R A C E* car

"Fight! Fight and jump! Jump the enemy to death!" John Carter of Mars in a nutshell.

“It’s called an establishing shot, not an establishing *minute* ” 😂

YES! TURKISH STAR WARS! Turkey's best bad movie. I was actually gonna recommend it to you. P.S: There's actually a Turkish Star Trek movie which was actually before Star Trek feature films. But unlike the popular belief, that one is a parody not a ripoff. And a very funny one (if you know Turkish)

Are we just going to ignore the fact that at 13:59 this man punched Elmo in half... no?... ok

IHE: “Ah yes, every woman’s weakness. A romantic whistle.” Yuna from FFX: *frustration intensifies*

*Opens up box with brain inside* Editor: "The Ben-Hur soundtrack would go well here."

What’s up with the audio from the animated movie clips

The (NOT CLICKBAIT) Collection when?

Turkish Star Wars sounds like a pretty charming mess. Maybe I'll check it out sometime.

“You are mere çocuk!” -Darth Vader, 1497

Let me tell you as a Turk, Turkish Star Wars is even more awkward and stilted in turkish

Shark movies? Please cover Santa Jaws. It's not NEARLY as bad as these but I would love to see a review of it.

They took down the trying to watch part for copyright. Ironic

It's genuinely impressive how Psycho Shark managed to make seventy minutes of beautiful women in bikinis boring.

"Send out *BLACK* John in his *RACE* car"

Okay my mom grew up in Turkey (before coming to Germany where we are now) and she tells me all the time how famous the actor in the first movie (Cüneyt Arkın) was. He was (kinda still is) the Brad Pitt of Turkish Cinema I suppose, of course nowadays they have higher quality movies. Back in the day, in Turkey, there were no better films, they didn't know (or didn't have the license) to dub the good movies, so seeing some sort of action film was so special. My mom told me how she and the rest of the family loved his movies (most of them were as silly as the star wars rip off). Considering they never knew anything better existed, it was really epic for them.

*"Ah, Savior of the Earth, my favorite isekai."*

funny how the actor in turkish star wars is actually rly an icon in turkey thanks to all his older movies 😭😭

I think we just found the only movie with the line “The Blue ocean is extremely salty.”

Cüneyt Arkin is very popular in Turkey, every one of his movies (at least, the ones I saw) is a complete chaos. You just undergo this non-stop visual and sound overload for 150 minutes. I suggest everybody to see at last one of these movies, you 'll feel exhausted but happy and you will not know why.

That shark part is genuinely hilarious

Where is the review of the Richard Hammond biography

20:13 i need a full album cover of Dark side done by IHE

Full Dark Side of the Moon cover when?

"worst dub of all time" *Laughs in Kimba*

Is something wrong with my speakers, or did "black Jon" and the Asian guys just make squeaking noises??

Are we not going to talk about why there was a Richard Hammond biography unattended on a bench? Or why Alex took it? No, ok.

I can't even hear the voice acting from the rip off Tron movie

I really feel bad for anyone who spent more than 3 cents and a fart getting the autobiography of Richard Hammond lol

I was going to Turkish Star Wars saw that one episode of Samurai Jack where Jack learns to "jump good", then realising that it was filmed long before that cartoon even aired, there's a chance that the creators of Samurai Jack got the inspiration of teaching Jack how to "jump good" from this

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? No, I'm not talking about Transformers 2 or Grownups 2, I'm talking about a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken that it leaves a pit in your stomach or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure. This is a question I've been asking myself for a while and I think it's about time to do something about it. Welcome, to the search for the worst.

I actually saw Turkish Star Wars in theaters. It was a hell of a ride. Check out Starcrash from 1978, if you're curious enough. Its a total Star Wars knock-off, complete with a lightsaber duel and a scene where they blow up a battle station at the end.

*I wish my girlfriend back on Earth also loved me*

The best part about savior of the earth, is that a lot of footage was reused in another bootleg animated movie called “space thunder kids”.

Funnily enough, they’re all still better than KZfaq Rewind.

So 2017 Mummy movie in a nutshell

LOL, that god awful "FIGGGHTTT!" thing should be in a fighting game. XD "Round 1! FIGGHTT!" :p

The headlight to the camera flash transition in Alien 2 is actually the coolest transition I’ve seen.

Immagine forgetting a Richard hammond biography book on a bench and now it's in viral youtube video

That section with Time by Pink Floyd was the hardest I've laughed in ages. Good lord that performance was beautiful.

7:13 not even gonna lie after watching this I couldn't stop thinking about the whistling, something about it is so captivating

Lord almighty - the bit about finding Richard Hammond's biography abandoned in the middle of nowhere had me in tears. How utterly fitting of a fate for such a DVD.

They should be called block builders.

*Unnessasary Timestamps:* 2:13 Turkish Star Wars 16:03 Alien 2 24:59 Psycho Shark 30:24 Savior of the Earth

Me trying to hear the audio from the Tron rip off: 🤞🏼👁️👄👁️👂🏼✋🏼🔇

11:16 The "alien costume" that one guy is wearing looks like a bizarre fursuit.

Turkish Star Wars is the best movie ever.

clears schedule for the next 37 minutes

2 random dudes in the desert: *whistling* IHE: Oh, good lord! I’m absolutely swooning~! Me: *Casually chokes on my own laughter*

Is it me or i just can't hear the character's voices

I’m soooooo exited for Sherlock gnomes 2

Wait, I thought the backstory you gave about Turkish Star Wars was the plot of the film... Wait, is it the plot of the film?! I can’t tell...

I lost it when you sang Time from Pink Flyod. My favorite moment.

I can't believe Turkish Star Wars portrayed Rock Lee so accurately

None of these films can compare to the masterpiece known as "The Amazing Bulk"

So basically this is every Hollywood remake since 2010

Star Wars: takes place in a galaxy far far away Turkish Star Wars A.K.A. the man who saved the earth: Takes place during World War I

Turkish Star Wars: Hey man can i copy your homework?” Star Wars: “Yeah but change the answers a little so no one notices”

I will fund you to sing all of Darkside of the moon

Hard to Swallow Pills: Alex watches the movies in order and edits them in the way the wheel spins.

20:13 - Huh, IHE inadvertently inspired the NC’s review of The Wall.

18:26 "Oliver Onions" I hear a lot about unfortunate names, but nothing quite equates to that.

People watching on mobile can't hear the clips from savior of the earth, I don't know how you could fix it, it's just a bizarre problem that you should be aware of.

Now I want to hear ihe do a cover of Pink Floyd. Although that might get orbital copyright striked by UMG, hmmm...

I really love this video. It reminds me of lots of your older videos. The echoing sound effect is hilarious. Keep up the good work!

This is such a good movie, its hilarious in its randomness. The protag literally melts the brain and sword to make gloves out of them

10:56 Alex: You can fly?! Turk: No. Jump good!

Turkish Star Wars. Widen your galaxy. -Zach Snyder

When you were talking about Turkish Star Wars the characters looked just as confused as you sounded whilst describing the plot 😂

Holy hell, Turkish Star Wars looks amazing!

who remembers meet the robinsons?

A way to fix Turkish Star Wars: History goes that Earth was dying from human actions. A faction wished to expand the space age and evacuate. Only those who could afford it and those who were chosen based on genetics could go. After they left, the earth spilntered into pieces, there are parts of earth scattered across our system now. Most of those left on Earth perished, but those who survived formed tribes on their chunks of earth. One man born from one of these chunks is trying to take over all the others, gaining enough power to get back at the space age people who left their ancestors. (If he takes over the space age people that means he would have more access to armies and transportation to take over more of the galaxy while still getting revenge.) The space age people chose someone to find the magic sword and unite the factions before they fall to the tyrant man. I mean it's cheesy but it would be better than Turkish Star Wars. Edit: If you want a better alien movie about caves, watch "The Cave." You're welcome lol

13:25 I love the Indiana Jones soundtrack being used in the background too. Truly unique

I legit never got this in my feed ever, not my subs feed and not my recommended. FINALLY, six months later, it showed up. I'M VERY GLAD IT SHOWED UP THOUGH BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY YOU REVIEWED SOMETHING LIKE TURKISH STAR WARS BUT WE GOT IT BOYS!